0:02

This is a head gun podcast.

0:31

Okay.

0:36

Oh shit, Adam. Fuck. Oh, got it.

0:38

Okay. Do you know what today is? Fuck. Yes. It's Aaron's birthday, but I told her I've gotten to meet you.

0:43

I totally forgot. I was like bringing the date for the recording when I was like, I am the 10th, November 10th.

0:46

Why we know that? Why do I know that? I wrote it down on a piece of paper, but then I eat the paper.

0:53

good

0:57

morning.

0:57

I'm

1:00

late. How much? Like an hour.

1:05

You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. We let it slide today.

1:08

We let it slide today.

1:10

An hour late. No,

1:12

you're not. No, no, no.

1:14

We're early.

1:16

Yeah. We said 1:30 AM. You're right.

1:19

And JBC.

1:20

And I chipped in together and we got you these two thumbs up My

1:29

pregnant. No, I can't be what this is.

1:31

I would know first. You would not know that first.

1:36

We know how much he loves Siskel and Ebert. So we got you two thumbs up.

1:39

Yeah. Oh, you're you're rocking it.

1:42

Girl. 30 and flirty.

1:43

Oh Shit.

1:45

Oh my God. You guys, you guys Did

1:47

you, oh, you forgot your birthday.

1:49

Tell us Erin.

1:53

How do I tell me that? I forgot my own 30th birthday.

1:55

It was kind of a big one.

1:58

Oh my God. Okay. Yeah. This is embarrassing.

2:01

Your late Aaron.

2:03

Wait, am I pregnant?

2:09

Oh, do we, do we need to be here for this?

2:11

Should we go or Aaron? Do you ever want to get pregnant?

2:14

I guess you're 30. Now you just maybe start having conversations like this with yourself.

2:17

Start By.

2:20

No, no, I've kind of just pushed it out of my mind for a few years, I guess.

2:24

Maybe. I don't know. I sometimes think, I don't know.

2:27

I can't really. Maybe, maybe, maybe later down the line.

2:30

I think know though, right? No.

2:33

And the air and take a look at that line. It is not a long, Not

2:37

helpful.

2:37

I'm

2:37

definitely

2:37

going

2:37

to

2:37

be

2:41

okay. Everything's fine. And Sean,

2:44

Sean's in the background putting on a jet pack and he blasted through the Roos.

2:48

Shawn, I

2:51

certainly don't care or no, because I'm 30 bitch.

2:55

Like that woman in that movie.

3:01

And I'm also a JPC and said like Freddy Krueger.

3:05

I'm JPC bitch.

3:07

Did you see that movie?

3:10

What was that? Is that bridesmaids? Who's 30th.

3:12

What movie? No. Freddy Krueger.

3:15

Never. I I'll be honest with you guys. I have never seen a Freddie Freddie movie.

3:19

I've never seen a Jason movie. I've never seen a Chucky movie.

3:21

I've never I've I've never seen the awesome.

3:25

Oh, I, yeah. I saw a show at married, an ax murder.

3:28

I saw Forgetting

3:30

Sarah Marshall.

3:34

I do think the first nightmare on Elm street is pretty great.

3:37

Like it's very enjoyable to watch.

3:40

I think I've seen part of the first Halloween with Jamie Lee Curtis, right?

3:44

Yes. I think I've seen part of that and that's Michael Meyer.

3:47

So I think I've seen part of that one.

3:50

Adam stomach scary things though.

3:52

So it's different for you. You can handle it.

3:55

Yeah, I get, I get like a thrill through scary stuff.

3:58

That's why I love like haunted houses and stuff. Cause they make me giggle Guys.

4:01

We are not talking about October shit in November.

4:04

Aaron. How does it feel to be 30?

4:08

Well great.

4:10

Does it smell Good? It's nice Adam.

4:13

Since, since you and I have already crossed the, the 30 threshold, do we have any like pieces of advice that we can impart to Erin upon, upon reaching this monumentous occasion?

4:25

Yeah. I don't know if it's, this is not advice, but I noticed like when I, around the time of 30, a lot of stuff you just stopped caring about in a good way.

4:33

So I think, look forward to that.

4:35

Th one of the more interesting things for me about turning 30, and this is something that I guess they don't tell you, or most people don't tell you, I guess maybe just like people don't talk about it because whatever, like social taboos or mores or whatever, but whatever way that you wipe, when you go to the bathroom, you switch, you reverse when you hit 30.

4:51

So you were front to back.

4:53

You're now back to front, It's

4:56

our hemisphere thing. But that's an age thing.

4:58

That's an age thing. Yeah. It's an instinct is you have like a prey drive or something that kicks in that switches.

5:04

I'm going to straight to there going from right to left. I guess Also

5:07

be very careful out there in the world.

5:10

Now there are social mores. So they seem very chatty, but they are still, they will bite you.

5:16

They will, You can touch their top, but don't touch them out.

5:20

I think you could touch the top of the Aaron.

5:24

I promised you and I'm, I'm a man of my burb.

5:27

I promised you a trip to Hawaii for your 30th.

5:29

Now that's not in the cards because I think Hawaii said no, thanks to everyone.

5:33

I think they put it. And of course I think they put a closed sign on their front door, but I still would like to take the three of us to Hawaii at some point.

5:42

So, so that's going to be my gift to you.

5:47

Ye we're ignoring your request.

5:48

We're parachuting in That

5:51

kind of leads directly into what I had planned for today's episode.

5:56

Aaron, we can't go to Hawaii.

5:58

So how about we bring Hawaii to you?

6:03

It's dumped a whole fucking stand on me for my feeling.

6:05

I can't See.

6:07

Hold on. Sand and margarita is Separate.

6:14

Hawaii's famous drink. The margarita dumped all over you.

6:18

It's sad. Wait, Hold on.

6:19

Isn't if you drive through Texas to the border, don't you then go into Hawaii, Wasted

6:24

away again and the fucking whole wide.

6:28

This is the worst birthday party I've ever had.

6:30

What were you saying?

6:34

Is this really? Is this really Hayward? A real Hawaiian style?

6:38

No, I just have prepared some riddles.

6:44

They didn't plan anything.

6:46

No, hold on in honor. Hold on in honor of your birthday, Aaron, every good birthday party needs a what?

6:52

JPC du, du, du, du, du, du, du, Du

6:57

strip.

7:01

That was your birthday cake.

7:04

And it was your stripper as well.

7:06

He

7:06

wasn't

7:06

going

7:06

to

7:06

either

7:06

one

7:06

of

7:06

the

7:06

things

7:06

that

7:06

he

7:06

proposed

7:06

to

7:06

be

7:06

good

7:06

at,

7:06

ah,

7:06

well,

7:06

Aaron,

7:06

that

7:06

there's

7:06

no

7:06

better

7:06

way

7:06

to

7:06

celebrate

7:06

you

7:06

than

7:06

just

7:06

being

7:06

here

7:06

through

7:06

what

7:06

your

7:06

favorite

7:06

people

7:06

we

7:06

have

7:06

to

7:18

assume.

7:20

You never say, but we have to assume Just

7:22

judge you by how you choose to spend your time.

7:25

We have to assume it's still your favorite people in the world.

7:30

I think that how hard you two are laughing at YouTube being my two favorite people.

7:36

Erin has a matter of public record. The information that the public has available to you, we would force we'd be forced to believe that these are two of it has to be top 10 Legally

7:46

or in your top 10.

7:48

We'll say it went in 300 years, a heroin overdose, sorta like a cockroach.

7:52

This is going to survive and people are gonna think that you're my two favorite people, but you know what?

7:56

That means. People are going to think that you two consider me a friend.

8:01

So couple of Not

8:03

favorite, no, but a friend. Sure.

8:08

Friendly acquaintance sorta like the, when you had the same mail person for a couple of years, and then you see them out at a restaurant And

8:17

you're like, Hey, a lot of my stuff has been arrived, arriving damaged.

8:22

And you're like, I haven't been with your mail person for like 18 months.

8:25

And you're like, okay, okay. Yeah, I totally enjoy your meal.

8:29

I've noticed. Here's the thing. Can I, can I ask you guys a question?

8:32

Why, why in the year 2021, the year of our Lord, 2021, is there still junk mail?

8:38

Like, why am I still getting, why is there An

8:41

email or in a Physical

8:44

mail? Like, why am I still getting physical junk mail, like credit card offers and just like promotional flyers from like companies?

8:53

Like why, why am I still getting that stuff?

8:57

I think while the boomers are still alive, we're going to keep getting that stuff.

9:02

What's funny is we, we moved, we moved, you know, w a couple of months ago at this point, and there was a paper that was showing up on our door and I like opened it one day and it's like the penny saver and it just coupons.

9:14

And there was a number on the bag that was like, if you don't want to get this any more, call this number.

9:19

And so I called the number and I was like, Hey, like I got Into

9:21

the phone. And I Truly,

9:23

I was like, it was the wildest experience.

9:25

I was like, Hey, I don't want to, I don't want to get this.

9:27

I moved into this house and we never signed up for this.

9:30

I am a new person, but I please stop sending it to my address.

9:33

And they were like, the person, Hold on. Did you say the phrase?

9:36

I'm a new Person. I think I may have.

9:38

I think I may have to get baptized in your new house.

9:40

I must have yet John the Baptist.

9:42

So the person on the phone who was like, okay, like, what's your phone number?

9:47

And I was like, well, no, like, I don't need you to have my phone number.

9:50

Here's my address. This is where you're sending the thing.

9:53

Just stop sending it to this address please.

9:55

And they were like, can I get your email? And I was like, no, like, you can't have any of that because if I give you, if I give you my information, you're just going to send me stuff.

10:03

The whole point of the call is to stop being set this up to respect it.

10:07

It's like, do I have to, it's a vital to the person who was like, yes, it'll stop.

10:12

We won't send that anymore. Yes, it'll stop anymore.

10:15

I still get it. But like, I'm not going to call back again.

10:18

Cause that doesn't work. So it's like, I just get it forever now.

10:20

And I always just have to like throw away a newspaper, like four times a week.

10:24

It's wild. It sits in our lawn.

10:26

And like, I see it.

10:28

And I'm like, I don't even want to touch it. And then like, whether it will happen and I'm like, fuck, I got to touch this.

10:33

It's the worst. It's impossible to cancel though, too.

10:35

And like just any junk mail. It's like, there's no a junk email.

10:39

I can be like, unsubscribe. Oh, it's easy.

10:41

It's done. But a junk physical piece of mail.

10:43

And like how, I don't know who the, I don't know who sent this to me.

10:46

I don't know how to tell them never to do this again.

10:49

Anyway. Aaron, happy birthday.

10:55

Anything. Do you have any goals for thirties?

10:57

Like for either the age 30 or in your thirties?

11:00

Do you have anything where you're like, now's the time I'm going to do this?

11:02

Get this done? I think that's a great question.

11:04

I think my major goal is to do is just to be a better friend to myself.

11:11

Oh, I thought you were going to say to us, but yeah.

11:15

Yeah. You gotta take care of you first.

11:18

And I think that I didn't do that in my twenties, sort of a people pleaser sort of running around, trying to fill up other people's cups.

11:24

And now I go like that actually is not helpful to a lot of people and that didn't make me a good friend at all.

11:29

So I'm gonna just try to be a better ally and friend to myself.

11:33

That's great. I love that Erin.

11:36

And then I'm also going to learn how to cook better.

11:39

I'm

11:39

going

11:39

to

11:39

do

11:39

the

11:39

splits

11:39

this

11:48

time. For real. They say whatever they say, the best goals are ones that you just trail off in the middle of.

11:55

Yeah. I'm in a, Maybe

11:58

two and a half years ago. I bought you a machine that's supposed to help you do this.

12:03

And he's the best way to describe it.

12:05

Yes, I've used it. Yes, it hurt.

12:07

Next question, Erin,

12:10

can I tell you something I've been, I've been doing a lot more stretching over the past, like two months.

12:15

I was just like, I'm not a very flexible person.

12:16

I'm trying to do stretching. And one of the wildest things for me, I'm a 32 year old man.

12:21

One of the wildest things to me that I've developed in my thirties is an awareness of my hips because yeah, they're there they've been there the whole time.

12:30

And sometimes whatever, anyone in my life up to this point has been like, stretch your hips.

12:34

I'm like, I know what that means that I do.

12:36

I have stretched to my hips since then.

12:38

And I'm like, Nope, I wasn't doing it the whole, my whole life.

12:41

When someone was like, stretch your hips. I wasn't doing it now.

12:44

I feel like I am doing it. That is wild to me.

12:47

How Does it feel?

12:48

It, it feels like how everyone has always described stretching.

12:52

And then I was like, yeah, I get the, I guess I get that.

12:54

It just doesn't feel that way for me. I'm like, no, you were just doing it wrong the whole time.

12:57

And you can stretch.

12:59

I have not been getting into yoga.

13:01

Just like just like general stretching.

13:03

I tried one yoga class and there was a man who was just like now move from like forward dog to down facing warrior upwards Eagle P.

13:11

And I'm like, I don't know the name. I don't know what these are, man.

13:13

You got to stop using the fucking names.

13:16

I'm on the phone with my son.

13:17

Please shut up.

13:20

But just stretching is great. You

13:22

just brought out a memory that I had suppressed in my brain about being in a yoga class.

13:27

Once one time I was in a yoga class, I think it was a hot yoga class.

13:32

Yeah. It was like, yeah, pretty cool.

13:34

But the instructor we were doing like the hip stretch and she came over to me and then she said, you have like the perfect body to carry a baby.

13:45

You just have the perfect shape and hips and builds area, baby.

13:49

And I went, holy crap.

13:55

No. And I was like, thanks.

13:56

And I said, thank you.

13:58

And then I was haunted.

14:00

I was like, what, what do you mean, oh, are you saying that to me, It felt more invasive than someone saying nice ass.

14:10

If she had walked by me, if this yoga instructor was like, or even nice tits, if she'd been like, you have nice tits, I would have been like, that's invasive and terrible, but not as bad as you told me, I have a body for carrying babies.

14:23

Wild. Also I do want to, just to piggyback on JBC story, he has been doing a lot of stretching lately because he called me last week and he said, Adam, I think I'm probably in the top 50, most handsome guys in Illinois.

14:34

And I went, What

14:38

time of day was this? Was this in the middle of the night?

14:40

I bet it was.

14:43

And they gotta be, it's gotta be at least 50th percentile.

14:46

Right? I mean, come on Aaron.

14:51

I had a friend's dad and other suppressed memory of friends in high school told me that I have the perfect frame for being a boxer.

14:59

And at the time I was like, I didn't do anything physically.

15:03

Like, I didn't know exercising or no anything.

15:05

And I was like, that's The face after that?

15:08

I was like, that's such a weird thing to say, like to say.

15:10

And then it was like, that's a weird thing for a friend's dad to say, right.

15:14

Couldn't help. But notice your body.

15:15

Hi, I'm Evan's dad couldn't help.

15:18

But notice your body. Was he a boxer?

15:21

Nope. We're not, not as far as I know, There's

15:24

something about like maybe if he was like a boxing coach and that was life and he was like, you're like, wingspan would be great.

15:30

We should come back.

15:32

I told the story wrong. So a guy comes up to me, goes, Hey kid, you got the freedom to be a great boxer rock.

15:38

And that's why he got put to work at you hall.

15:40

I'm not trying to validate that experience cause that man should have never been commenting on your body.

15:44

But I do think that if I were casting a movie with a boxer in the old time, in the past, in the thirties, I would cast someone who looked like Aaron,

15:56

you just described the villain.

15:58

You just described city. Exactly where JPC in the thirties plays a boxer named Victor.

16:03

Oh. So I guess I did cast him as a boxer in the thirties.

16:06

I've been there, done that I

16:08

once was moving. This was maybe seven years ago or something.

16:12

I was once moving apartments and I hired movers, but I was also helping.

16:16

So I went to, I like went to move something.

16:18

I picked up like three bucks or something.

16:20

Cause I was I'm Midwestern.

16:22

And I'm like, let me help. So I picked up like three very heavy boxes and help move them.

16:26

And one of the lead guys who was helping moving was like, Jesus Christ.

16:30

You're strong as an ox. And I was like, oh thanks.

16:32

And he goes, what do you do? And I go comedian and he started laughing.

16:35

He goes, that's funny man. And I was like, okay.

16:37

And then I walked through it.

16:38

So he thought I was lying.

16:43

But you are at the end of the day, someone called you strong, Which

16:47

is flattering. And He was one of the lead guys.

16:51

This wasn't just one of the movers. This is one of the lead movers.

16:57

But then he goes, guys, guys, everybody take a break.

16:59

Look at this guy. He's strong as an ox. And he goes, I bet you can't move that couch.

17:03

And then I moved it. He goes, I bet you can't move that table.

17:05

And then I moved it. He was like, I bet you can't move this.

17:07

And he he's like, well, He

17:09

Huck Finn your ass. your ass.

17:11

And you painted the whole feds.

17:12

I

17:12

hate

17:12

to

17:12

see

17:15

it. Well, I did not surprise Me

17:20

hall.

17:24

Oh,

17:24

all

17:26

right. I love this. I love this. We got an email.

17:28

This email is coming to us from Jake in Minneapolis, from state farm.

17:32

Oh, you know what? I didn't ask.

17:34

Let me email Back, Aaron. Okay.

17:36

No, that guy I do The

17:39

new one. The new Jake from safer. Yes.

17:41

Super so nice. 10 out of 10.

17:43

Can't recommend enough. Lovely human.

17:46

He says absolutely love the show.

17:48

Here's a riddle. I wrote, I hope you like it, Jake.

17:51

I hope they like it as well. I read it.

17:53

I already like it. I hope by two. Fred's also like that.

17:55

We like riddles this year.

17:57

Here we go. Yes. Sunlight may bounce blows tranced.

18:01

Save the day or a walking cliche.

18:06

Hold on. I'm confused. Cause you were reading that like you do when you read the lyrics.

18:08

And I was just about to say that.

18:11

So I wasn't even paying attention. Cause I was like, oh, it's like he's reading lyrics.

18:15

When you are talking about What

18:17

you are talking about is Patrion content.

18:19

And the people who are listening to this show cannot know about that.

18:24

I cannot lie. Oh God. If they find out about the Patrion, they're going to go to picture of that.

18:28

UPC does a thing that's named that tune. But it's the opposite of that.

18:30

It's actually not named that tune at all. There's no music.

18:33

He just, He just reads the lyrics And

18:37

we laugh and laugh. And it's a really good time.

18:41

Was that first word? Sunlight. Here's the word?

18:43

Sunlight may bounce blows trounced.

18:45

Save the day or a walking cliche.

18:48

There's a question mark. At the end of wedding.

18:51

A

18:51

wedding

18:51

in

18:51

a

18:54

mirror. I do like both of those.

18:56

No, not correct.

18:59

Fucking cliche.

19:01

Save the day or a walking cliche.

19:06

Okay. I got, I got, Hey, rock.

19:10

You going to be a boxer rack. Okay.

19:12

Hit one.

19:14

Think old time.

19:16

Oh times.

19:19

So adult you'll take this one.

19:21

Oh, Hey Aaron.

19:22

Now

19:22

that

19:22

you're

19:25

30. You can't make those jokes anymore. And you'll take this one.

19:27

I was the young gun. I was the young one month.

19:29

Remember you guys? When we started, I was 26 and I was all I'm a little baby.

19:35

And you're all Now

19:38

look at your fucking meat, huh?

19:40

That's a funny down.

19:42

Oh God. I'm getting old rules.

19:45

What? Guess what? The alternative to getting old is Forever.

19:52

Not if you watch Old

19:54

times old times the, the plate Moses, the Moses and amendments Just

20:02

pulled on bed. Stop dead.

20:04

See, stop.

20:06

Aaron. What are you trying to say?

20:08

Moses? His place. You can't dead.

20:10

Stop a girl at her birthday.

20:12

You can't dead.

20:14

Stop a girl on her birthday.

20:18

I wouldn't say a scene. Aaron, you are Moses GPC.

20:22

You and I are.

20:23

Whoever Moses is leading to get free or whatever does hell.

20:27

Yeah. So Aaron, you're trying to lead us to freedom, but you are terrible with directions.

20:33

So you're trying to find where to go.

20:37

Oh God. Okay. Hold on. Oh, you're going to talk to God.

20:39

Oh no, no. I'm not again.

20:41

I have to plug her ears. No.

20:44

Yeah. I'm sorry. Thank you.

20:46

This is not one of the situations with the list of commandments that he gave where I had to really think about it and try to write it out and remember what he said.

20:54

He just talked so fast. He gave me those commandments so fast And

20:59

you go, I just want to make sure we got them correctly.

21:01

If you wrote them down and they weren't precise.

21:03

I just want to make sure that we have the gist of it.

21:05

So I have down here commandment number one, thou shall always praise Moses.

21:12

Is that right?

21:14

It sounds right for sure.

21:16

There's definitely some of the words in there.

21:20

Lufkin, can we do this? When we get to where we're going?

21:22

Maybe because personally I'm hungry.

21:25

I would love to have Moses.

21:27

Do you have any more of that mana?

21:28

No, that was good.

21:30

What was it? Was it, what was that money?

21:31

It was like light.

21:33

It was like fluffy. It was like airy, but it was like, Sorry,

21:36

I'm trying to focus. It's saying left here, but this isn't, this is a C this is a body of water.

21:40

So that Cannot be right.

21:43

God PS.

21:45

Oh, you're still talking to your pubes that are on fire.

21:48

No, that was before.

21:49

And that was something else.

21:53

Oh, you have Coumadin Commandment.

21:56

Number two. DOE thou shall not ask about dying neighbors.

21:59

Chlamydia. And don't be jealous of it either.

22:03

Oh, that's another neighbor one. Cause commandment number seven is thou shalt not covet.

22:06

Thy neighbor's dog.

22:08

Yes. And So

22:10

there's two neighbor ones that seems like a lot focused on There's

22:13

three and They're spread out. You're not back to back There.

22:17

The neighbors don't kill anybody.

22:20

I think, unless you disagree with them or you want to, that must be Commandment.

22:26

Number five was God. Can you please go slower?

22:31

What is the golden rule? Is that something?

22:37

Respect your teacher. Yeah. Something like that.

22:39

Yeah. I asked if it goes through her by Teacher, as teacher would do onto you or something, I think.

22:44

Have you ever asked God to go slower?

22:45

He created the world in seven days.

22:47

No, I never talked to him. I don't know him.

22:49

I don't know him either. That's what he told you.

22:51

He said he created the world in seven days, Six

22:54

days. And on the seventh day he Rested,

22:56

it took me eight months to build my hut.

22:59

That's what I'm saying.

22:59

God, my crotch is so on.

23:03

Fire. I'm left here. You know what?

23:05

Partying the sea.

23:07

Whoa, we should probably Rodan.

23:09

Cause I don't know how long I can do this for.

23:12

Okay. There's blood coming out of your nose.

23:14

That's Rotten.

23:15

That's actually from something else.

23:18

Oh wait a second. What's this little creature scuttling down here in the sea.

23:20

Wait, is this a crab?

23:24

Where's The Monash crab meat.

23:26

Oh God.

23:28

Oh it's bugs.

23:29

It's basically bugs bugs.

23:32

There is so much pressure on me right now.

23:35

God is doing, just giving me way too many responsibilities and you guys are being so needy and picky and I'm just trying to get you across the sea and to give you these commandments.

23:45

I don't remember what they are.

23:47

He said to be good to people, but I'm not going to communicate it clearly enough that people are going to use Christianity to do bad Things.

23:56

Christianity. Well, Eventually it's going to mutate so bad to Christianity.

24:01

Moses. Fuck, fuck. Look at the ocean floor.

24:03

There's all these creatures dying. You might want to put the water on top of him, Judaism

24:07

now, but it gets so, so, so much.

24:11

Honestly. I think I'm ready to go back to Egypt.

24:13

I think I could just be a Jepson.

24:14

I think that's. I think I might just be Setting

24:17

you free.

24:20

I don't want to die out here.

24:22

Kidnap seed.

24:23

I

24:23

got

24:23

to

24:23

read

24:23

the

24:23

Bible

24:23

one

24:28

day. Gotta Read that Bible. We gotta read that Bible.

24:31

Okay. Can we get the rid of one more time?

24:34

Sunlight may bounce blows trounced.

24:35

Save the day or a walking cliche.

24:38

Is this like Armor

24:40

like adults? Oh, that's A

24:42

great answer. Adol. The answer is this is a Knight in shining armor.

24:47

Ooh.

24:47

Jake

24:47

from

24:47

Minneapolis

24:47

says

24:47

keep

24:47

up

24:47

the

24:47

excellent

24:47

work

24:47

all

24:47

the

24:52

best. Now Jackson, 30 million of course, 2018.

24:55

So did we keep up the excellent work or did the quality slide a weight out?

25:00

You tell us, I'd like to see a scene.

25:02

You are two nights and you are on a quest adul.

25:07

Your armor is a little too shiny and JPC is just like frustrated.

25:11

Cause it keeps shining in his eyes and like bringing too much attention to the two of you.

25:18

What? Ho this dragon stands. No chance.

25:20

Betwixt. The two of us in our might ha I

25:24

say so hot Swain.

25:26

Might I have a word with you before we engage the excuse us for, but a moment.

25:32

Good dragon. Oh, what is it?

25:35

I'll give you five.

25:37

Thank you. Five more. Five moments. Thank you. Five.

25:39

Got your back. So not dog.

25:41

What ever be the issue?

25:43

So hot Swain. I can barely see forever.

25:46

Anytime time you swing your arm and grieve about aloe grieves for all the legs, but it doesn't matter.

25:51

What's what what's what's the word I'm looking for?

25:53

Are poles. Spiders.

25:55

Paulden poultry.

26:01

Nope, I got it. It's the shoulder one. Paul drin.

26:03

Every time you swing your poultry and about the glare from it, between my eyes and be witches.

26:11

My visions, Paul

26:13

Drennan is what a witch uses. Correct?

26:14

Are you a witch? Yes.

26:16

I believe, I believe that a cattle, I believe a, which uses a kettle.

26:21

Do you want me to just stop in here? I don't want our knowing.

26:24

That's

26:24

what's

26:24

that's

26:24

what

26:24

a,

26:24

which

26:24

uses

26:24

K

26:24

eight

26:24

dragon

26:24

while

26:24

I

26:24

have

26:30

you. And while you're Googling this, it's like a long it's like a Lance, but it's got like an ax head at the end.

26:37

It's like a long, it's like a long acts with Spirit.

26:41

Is it a Joey or Justin?

26:43

It's I Don't believe so.

26:45

I want to say Halberd I'm guessing it's a Halbritter Halbert Bird

26:52

consists of an app's plate. Talk to the spike mountain on a long shaft.

26:56

You got it. Excellent. Thank you.

26:59

Fucking Dr. Armor over here. What is your issue with my armor?

27:03

It's not just your mirror, your armor.

27:05

It's more your vent braces, ed, your croquette, I believe.

27:09

And then of course there's the hell.

27:11

What's the Facebook cage called it's there.

27:15

It's

27:15

on

27:15

the

27:15

tip

27:15

of

27:15

my

27:15

tongue,

27:15

croquette

27:15

VAT,

27:15

braces

27:15

poles,

27:15

Rin

27:22

grieves. I would have sold all these to the merchant, but they weren't offering much coin.

27:27

Now I have put some jewels in some of them, which give me, you know, 20% attack rate or a 15% speed ratio Of

27:34

socketed items.

27:36

You do not know.

27:39

I'm basically working with mundane shit here.

27:41

What's In the Diablo. Are You

27:43

doing? We have to share loot drops.

27:44

You will. I have to share loot drops because all this individual know the individual loot.

27:49

And then every time job store to Jordan drops, it's always you posted your like it's mine.

27:53

It's my turn. I was up for it. Well, I found an unidentified gem and I had to identify it because I had a scroll of identification.

28:00

I have that. Why can't I keep a scroll over identification too slow, I guess, I guess so.

28:05

Can't find it because everything that's coming up are these face masks that you can buy for COVID protection that have it awesome.

28:13

But it's not saying I'm a dragon.

28:16

I see through space and time.

28:18

I know everything that's happening at any given moment at all times.

28:21

Oh, so COVID COVID must be Alliance body with an Eagle's head, spider feet and bees sting.

28:31

How, how has COVID from any of those things?

28:33

Cobra

28:36

interacted. It was right there.

28:39

Well, sure. If you want to think about it All I

28:49

know. I don't know. Maybe, maybe just call it like a face mask or something.

28:52

I don't know a visor.

28:57

Yeah. All I know is that night. So the reason that we have salutes in handshakes, that's all I know.

29:01

And I think nights are the reason that we drive on the right side of the road.

29:07

I just know that that exists.

29:10

Yeah. I come alive at nights.

29:15

Okay. We got another one guys. And it pains me to say that this one also comes from 2018.

29:21

This one is from Adam.

29:23

Adam says hi.

29:25

Hi her HRR.

29:27

I love your mind expanding podcast, Adam, that cannot be what this is.

29:32

Here's a puzzle. Here's a bustle.

29:34

Here's a bustle. Here's a puzzle that blows my tiny brain.

29:39

Okay. There's of ways of posing this rental.

29:41

As long as you tell it right to the scenario, you set up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah three.

29:47

Diners are in a restaurant and the meal comes out to 30 pounds.

29:51

Adam says, sorry. I'm British.

29:52

Totally okay for this rental, Adam, but watch yourself counselor.

29:58

Well, I just said Knights are responsible for us driving on the right side of the road, which makes no sense.

30:01

Cause no, the Bridgestone drive on the right side of the road.

30:06

They each pay 10 pounds and don't tip the waiter.

30:08

When the waiter hands the cash to the manager, they realize there's been a mistake.

30:13

The meal should have come to 25 pounds.

30:15

The manager hands, the waiter, five, one pound coins and asked the waiter to give it to the customers.

30:21

The waiter decides to give the customers each $1, each three of them, a one coin each and keep $2 for themselves as a tip.

30:31

The customers now have $9 each.

30:35

Hold on. Sorry. I'm getting confused because you're also reading between dollar and pound.

30:39

I'm Sorry. Yeah, you're totally right.

30:41

I did that. Okay.

30:43

Fused because my brain can stay on top of it.

30:45

Shotguns attack, even in $30

30:49

And pounds is all the same. It's it's it's pounds.

30:50

The, so the manager hands, the waiter five, one pound coins and asked the waiter to give it to the customers.

30:56

The waiter decides to give the customers three coins each.

30:59

So they each get three, one pound coin and keep two pounds for themselves.

31:03

As a tip, the customers now have paid nine pounds, each three nines or 27.

31:08

The waiter kept two that's 29.

31:11

Where is the missing pound Missing?

31:15

Pam is in their stomachs cause they all had quarter.

31:17

They had a Wait,

31:21

wait, wait. I got to eat some too.

31:22

Everybody pays $10.

31:25

I'll say dollars because it's going to be easier for your American brains.

31:28

Everybody pays 10 money.

31:31

Yeah. Way to bring some money to the manager. The manager says there's a mistake.

31:34

It should only be 25 money. Here's five money.

31:36

Go give them back their money.

31:38

Can't split five, three ways.

31:39

So the way their pockets too.

31:42

So this is my tip gives each one of them according back.

31:45

So now the customers have each paid $9.

31:47

Each 3, 9, 9, times three is 27 and the waiter kept two that's 29.

31:54

Where is the missing pound?

31:55

The missing dollar, the missing money.

32:01

I don't understand how they each paid nine.

32:04

Cause they paid 10. Yeah.

32:06

Then they each got a coin back. They each got a coin back.

32:08

So now they paid nine, nine times 3 27 plus two from the waiter.

32:13

That's 29, But it's not 27.

32:15

Cause the guy said it was only $25.

32:19

That's true. The meal was only 25.

32:20

And so he gave the waiter $5 back.

32:23

The waiter gave each one of them three coins, which is 20.

32:27

Yeah. And he kept two, which is 30. Right?

32:29

I

32:29

don't

32:29

understand

32:29

what's

32:32

happening. The waiter has that extra pound.

32:34

What

32:34

are

32:34

you

32:34

talking

32:37

about? That'll get him the Extra

32:39

pound is everyone adjusting their belts?

32:41

Cause they're stuffed.

32:44

Adult is correct. So the answer to this riddle is the, in the way it's asked, the way it's asked is the customers have now paid $9.

32:52

Each three times nine is 27.

32:54

The waiter kept an extra two that's 29.

32:56

So that NAF does work out to 29.

32:58

But that is not the math that will get you to what you actually need.

33:03

What you actually need is that 25?

33:05

Cause at 25 is what was paid.

33:07

The five came back.

33:08

They each got three. The waiter kept two that equals 30.

33:13

Yeah. See this riddle sucks because that's like, if I said I have a riddle for you, I have 10 apples.

33:17

I give five to Aaron.

33:19

Aaron gives me one back.

33:21

Aaron gives me five times.

33:24

One is five. Where'd the other apples go.

33:27

It's like w wait, that's a totally different math problem.

33:30

I'm so confused at this.

33:33

Well, I think the reason that you're so confused is because you credit to you didn't listen to what I was saying for the riddle and just did the right math.

33:42

So you're correct. You got it right?

33:45

My man, if you go back and listen to this episode, you're going to hear yourself say, I'm going to say dollars for you.

33:49

Dumdums and you're going to say they paid $30.

33:51

Then the waiter give them each back one coin.

33:53

So I think you're the confusing going in this equation.

33:58

I'm over here. Thriving.

34:03

Thank you, Adam. Adam said, hope this hurts your head and thanks for the good work.

34:07

It hurts My heart, Adam,

34:10

we appreciate you thanking us for the good work we haven't done.

34:14

Good work in years.

34:16

Well, speaking of doing good work, should we take a quick break to go visit some charities and commands?

34:25

Yeah. To be clear, these are not charities are paid sponsorships, but it's good.

34:30

It's good work that we've done. And we deserve a little break for ourselves.

34:34

Maybe they can get me a birthday present on your break.

34:37

Oh, JVC. That's What we do. That's exactly what we do.

34:40

God. Great idea. Okay. We'll be right back.

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There was something we were supposed to do during break.

42:15

We said that we were going to sing Aaron, a song for her birthday.

42:21

What else did we say? We said a lot of things.

42:23

Flirty and driving. 30 flirty and thriving.

42:27

Oh wait. The sweetest chef is here.

42:33

13 coming on third, 13 going on 34,

42:39

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42:46

That's amazing. That's a really, I saw it in theaters when I was 13 and I went, I can't wait to be 30.

42:52

I'm so excited to be 30. My apartment's going to look like that.

42:56

It doesn't.

42:59

And this apartment looks like the movies.

43:00

Yeah, But I, I, yeah, that is I'm excited.

43:04

I've waited time. Well,

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43:11

Oh, like the movie twins that movie's not good By

43:14

the way. That is so many weddings and a funeral.

43:17

Ah, They're all happening at Once.

43:19

I love a November wedding. I love a November wedding and I love it.

43:22

November funeral.

43:24

Speaking of movies. Wow. This is, this is a crazy setup for this next one.

43:28

This comes from John. John says, Hey, Atul, Aaron and JPC, big fan of the show.

43:33

I've been listening since episode one. And I think John and I think you three are great.

43:38

Wow. Okay.

43:39

Nevermind, Aaron. I think you're going to get a kick out of this.

43:42

I recently watched the movie free guy and I absolutely hated it.

43:46

It was really bad.

43:48

So I decided to submit some riddles based on other terrible Ryan Reynolds movies.

43:53

I tried to set up the riddles. So they rhymed and the missing word will be the name of the movie.

43:59

I hope you enjoy this more than I enjoyed the movie free guy with, Can

44:03

I say, this is a serendipitous.

44:06

I watched that movie two nights ago while super high.

44:11

And there was parts where I was like, this is actually kind of interesting.

44:13

And then it got to the point where I have to assume that these were famous Twitch, streamers.

44:18

I didn't recognize any of them, but I have to assume that were actual.

44:21

Yeah. One of them was definitely ninja. I don't know about the other ones.

44:25

It was so bad that it took me out of the movie.

44:27

Even though I was stoned out of my fucking gourd, which is because I watched a squid game and one of the American actors came on.

44:36

I still was with the movie where I was like, these are obviously bad actors, but I'm still sticking with it.

44:40

These Twitch streamers were such bad actors that I was like, this is a bad, I

44:44

can write a paper on why. I think that was intentional.

44:47

Why they had them be bad Twitch

44:50

streamers in that movie. They're like little cutaways where they like, they're like audience surrogates where they're like, is this really happening?

44:55

Like that? That's what their whole job is. They're not supposed to be like good.

44:58

I couldn't write a paper on them. I'm talking about the billionaires and squid game.

45:06

I watched a free guy and I was like, this is an okay movie.

45:09

And then I saw dune in theaters and I want, nevermind.

45:12

This is what a good movie is.

45:14

I think a lot of our brains forgot what a good movie is for like all of 2020, What

45:19

I watched. And I was like, I haven't felt this way since I watched a movie since I was a kid.

45:23

Oh, wow. Should we watch it in theaters or at home?

45:26

Oh, Theaters. But I normally am someone who says, don't go to movie.

45:31

Theaters are not worth it because I'm such an old lady.

45:33

And I think they're way too loud and bad for our ears.

45:35

But this is maybe the only time I would ever recommend seeing something in theaters.

45:39

I have An 80 inch TV, even for me, Even

45:42

for you, I'm serious. I wouldn't, I'm not leaving leading you astray.

45:45

I think that you're going to be go, thank you, Aaron.

45:48

And I'll go, you're welcome, Adam. And then we'll do the pitch, the handshake from the parent trap because we're going to learn it, Adam, please.

45:56

As you know, as of right now, I'm campaigning very hard to make adults learn the parent trap a handshake with me.

46:03

Aaron, do you have a decade to do it? It could be one of the things that you do in your thirties And

46:07

then, and in it

46:12

Ah, okay. So do you guys all get the general, I guess the general premise of what these will Be?

46:17

No. Is there an example?

46:18

One, There's

46:19

not an example. One. I tried to set up the rentals, so they rhymed in the missing word.

46:24

So there's a missing word in each one of these will be the name of the movie that they're trying to get you to guess.

46:28

These are all Ryan Reynolds movies.

46:30

Okay. I think we got it.

46:34

Okay. Am I stuck with a cage or am I stuck in this cave?

46:39

I'll have to be keener. If my is to be saved a duke, a stone and Dreamworks animation, best animated feature, Oscar and globe nomination.

46:51

And it launched a franchise.

46:53

I'm in one of my moods way before modern man.

46:57

All you had was Deadpool Friends.

47:04

I think the answer is the crudes. Aaron, have you seen the cruise?

47:08

No, definitely.

47:11

Maybe? I don't know. I guess Ryan Reynolds. Isn't the cruise.

47:13

I've never seen the creeds.

47:14

It an animated film from 2013.

47:19

Never seen it. Didn't know he was in it, but I could tell by your description.

47:25

I think it was about caveman.

47:27

Yeah. The, the words duke and stone are all in here also.

47:31

And those are Katherine Keenan, Emma Stone and a what's that guy?

47:35

Something duke. I think he was like it's David Duke.

47:38

The Klansman David Duke?

47:42

Yes. Okay. You guys ready for your next one? Yes.

47:45

Yes. A comic book adaptation.

47:47

Okay. I'm intrigued. Wait, let him finish.

47:50

It could be green the internet to be honest.

47:53

Comic book adaptation. Okay. I'm intrigued.

47:55

Plus it's got Kevin bacon and the woman from weeds.

47:59

Okay. What's the, what's a, detto the staff of Jericho.

48:03

Y like watching men and black after being poked in the eye.

48:08

What did God let this? Why did God let this movie happened to me?

48:14

I guess I'll file a complaint with the X-Men

48:24

MLB. I got a call that hello?

48:25

Baseball

48:29

Movie. I do like I saw the line in it and then I, oh, forgot.

48:35

What's the woman from weeds name. Did she get the iced coffee?

48:39

Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary Louise

48:42

Parker. Mary-Louise Parker, ML,

48:44

P MLP.

48:47

Isn't Paul Giamatti's dad like the commissioner of baseball or something.

48:51

Huh? I love him. Does he play into the movie?

48:55

Wow. Paul Giamatti should play. Paul Giamatti should play the commissioner of baseball as his dad.

49:01

He should play his dad in a movie where Paul Giamatti is his son.

49:04

And they do that age down thing for when he like talks to you like a young Paul Giamatti he'd killed that role.

49:10

He killed that role.

49:13

So Kevin bacon was in Kevin bacon and Ryan Reynolds were both in X-Men movies.

49:18

Cause Kevin bacon played some sort of villain.

49:21

I don't know if Mary Louise Parker was in it not, It's

49:24

not an X-Men movie.

49:26

Kevin bacon being in Deadpool or green lantern.

49:29

Well, it's Not either one of those, so that's Great.

49:31

So it's a different comic book adaptation It's

49:34

no, no. Aaron. That's interesting. Cause they mentioned like watching men and black after being poked in the eye.

49:39

Is it hollow man?

49:41

It's no, that's a Kevin bacon man. But being poked in the eye would mean you have one eye, which means Cyclops, which means X man.

49:49

I think that this movie, I remember this movie, I saw this movie, this movie was really trying to be a men in black or men in black movie.

49:58

It was really going. What's that black too.

50:00

No, I mean it wasn't, it wasn't affiliated. I don't think with men and black at all, let's see already Again.

50:06

So it has to do with like aliens and like the secret organizations getting rid of aliens.

50:11

Oh wait.

50:13

Oh, does he have it? Does he have it? Does he have it ladies and gentlemen, does he have it?

50:17

Can he seal the deal Guy?

50:19

Jonah hex Dude,

50:22

Jonah hex is close. Was, was no Ryan Reynolds.

50:24

Was that Jonah hex?

50:28

Is it? What does it have to rhyme with? What's the word?

50:33

I will say that this is, this is the most perfect Ryan, but why did God let this movie happen to me?

50:40

I guess I'll file a complaint with the, It

50:44

ends with a di Erin,

50:46

correct? It ends with a D you haven't gotten It's

50:48

like it's, it's the same. It's like a MIB, but it's a different thing.

50:52

It's different.

50:55

It's diff it's different letters. It's different.

50:57

I think my entire brain missed every part of this movie and they're advertising D

51:02

it was on billboards and it's like, Can

51:06

I get a gift? Can I give you the CoStar?

51:09

Ryan Reynolds with Jeff Bridges and Jeff Bridges plays like an old cowboy.

51:15

Like he was just getting his, collecting his Jeff Bridges check For

51:19

this one, the smaller bass keys. I'm

51:21

not going to remember it, but it's like three or four letters and it's in a row.

51:25

And then the last one is D You

51:27

got an Aaron. I gotta give it to you. This is, this is the real name of this movie.

51:31

I'm D R I P D.

51:34

They play officers and the rest in peace department.

51:37

And it's not aliens.

51:39

It's dos, it's dead people.

51:42

It's dead people that they, who are like doing dead people crimes.

51:44

So they have to go with like save the world. Yep.

51:46

It's basically a bit of luck, Many

51:48

beautiful scripts. Not being produced.

51:51

Men in black meets Ghostbusters. I wouldn't see a scene.

51:55

RIPD that's what they're called. It's

51:57

called the RIPD. Yeah, I saw this movie.

51:59

It was bad. So

52:00

JPC, you are a new member of the RIPD and you have to go to a, I want to say a graveyard where Aaron is like hunting around and you have to do whatever they do to go.

52:13

So I guess, okay.

52:17

Nah, you just stand right where you are.

52:20

Hold on, hold on.

52:25

I don't move so fast in the mortgage.

52:27

Me, Jeff Bridges was a Speed

52:29

skater bravado, But

52:32

you just admit you judge admit getting outta you died a year ago.

52:38

You got to come with me to the R I B D.

52:45

Come on. I see officer That

52:49

auditor is my father name. I'm Jeff Bridges.

52:52

And I'm a member of the R I P D Rip

52:56

it. It's my fault. I dug up the grave of Anton Ono and The

53:01

one that you're thinking of, I happen to have the same and I was also a speed skater, But

53:07

I fiddled with the bones and I think I'm to cause Situation

53:11

that I like to look into the camera at Kona, Anton.

53:14

Oh no.

53:16

Why is there a camera here? I've got bridges.

53:22

Not a terrible Jeff Bridges. Impersonation.

53:24

No, that's Jeff Bridges. Just like that's him just having fun.

53:29

Yeah. Let

53:31

loose. Ready for your next one. Yes.

53:33

Yes. Fun. Summer

53:35

blockbuster, big budget.

53:37

IP Martin Campbell directed Dion bay DP.

53:45

Intergalactic. Hold on. Is that, that sounds like a Catherine O'Hara's character from shit's Creek is saying a DPS name.

53:52

It could be Did

53:56

memoirs from a geisha and intergalactic police force, the yellow essence of fear.

54:02

Could this be the biggest movie of the year?

54:05

This thing's got a ring? Ryan Reynolds can earn well, maybe for some, but not for The

54:13

green land.

54:16

Was he John Stewart in that one?

54:19

Yeah. He played like the daily show hosts.

54:21

Is that what you mean? Isn't that one of it isn't that?

54:23

One of the green lanterns is John Stewart.

54:25

Is it? Wait, what? Wait, are we talking about the daily show host?

54:29

No, I think, I think one of the, I think there's like four people who have been like, quote unquote, the green lantern.

54:34

And I think one of them, My name is John Stewart.

54:36

Yeah, I think so. I think his guy's name was how, How

54:40

sparks toxic. I've never seen that movie.

54:43

I think I saw it. I saw this one in theaters and man, it was bad and nobody saw it like this wasn't lost money.

54:51

It was, it was a big bust for them.

54:54

But I think this is, I don't know if this is where he met Blake lively, but Blake lively was in this movie.

54:58

And then later they got married. So not A

55:00

total waste of time. I wasn't Didn't

55:02

know that Ryan Reynolds was married to Scarlett Johannson for like two years.

55:06

I completely forgot. And about that. Here's a list of Greenland turns.

55:09

Alan Scott, how Jordan Gordon guy, Gardner John Stewart, Kyle Rayner, Simon Baz and Jessica Cruz.

55:18

Oh, Jessica Cruz finally got a lady in there.

55:23

All right. You guys ready for your next one?

55:26

Yes, Daddy.

55:29

Okay. Finally one Aaron, Keith can enjoy and three female lead share this screen with our Boy.

55:37

And I like this movie, Just friends, comedy, Mystery,

55:40

romance, insane.

55:42

And he's even working for the Clinton campaign and Abigail Breslin is playing his baby.

55:49

I see this movie.

55:52

Definitely. Maybe I got terrible romcom, Sean and I argue about that.

55:55

He thinks it's a pretty good movie. And I think it's terrible.

55:58

I've Never heard of this Dude. The part, the part where he's working for bill Clinton did this movie.

56:02

I'm like, what, why are we doing?

56:05

It's kind of like the same concept of how I met your mother.

56:07

He's like telling his little girl the story of like all the women he was ever in love with.

56:12

And then she has to guess which one who's her mom.

56:14

I guess, and then like, he's like, she guesses the mom, but they're divorced.

56:18

And then she's like, I think you were in love with this other woman.

56:21

You should go and be with her.

56:23

It Sounds like really go to her house.

56:25

It sounds like around Reynolds is bragging about all the women who slept with in this movie.

56:29

And then they do go to her house. I forgot about it. And

56:31

at the end of the go to her house and he's got his daughter there and he's like, Hey, my daughter, I told her the story of us and she thinks we're in love.

56:39

The girl is like, get the fuck out of here.

56:41

You fucking weirdo.

56:44

I love Fisher is one of them.

56:47

One of them, Elizabeth Banks. Yeah. And that's her that's the actual month.

56:50

Yeah. And then Amanda Peet somewhat As

56:55

well or alert. I love him saying spoiler.

56:58

Definitely. Maybe he'll be that came out 20 years ago.

57:01

Okay. There's only two more of these left.

57:04

Okay. Look, college is hard and Cal Penn needs to fuck, but it's our boy, Ryan Reynolds, who has all of the luck, except when it comes to getting his degree or maybe perhaps getting to read, can he graduate on time and end up beside her?

57:25

Why he can do anything?

57:27

Because he's National

57:28

Lampoon's van Wilder.

57:32

I hate this. I hate in that movie.

57:36

And here's something I discovered.

57:37

There's like, there's like 30 movies in history and I'm not being hyperbolic where someone puts something awful into food and then somebody else eats it.

57:47

And the person is like, oh, this is like exceedingly delicious.

57:53

And it makes me so mad. Like there's a scene in road trip where like somebody eats something with pubes in it.

57:58

And we're like, so tasty. And there's Like

58:01

my headphones off. Give me a thumbs up when this is over In

58:04

the help. Don't they put like shit in a pie.

58:06

And they're like, yum, yum, yum.

58:08

But in van Wilder, I think they pumped donuts full of like dog semen.

58:12

And then they eat them and they're like, is it just me?

58:15

Are these the best donuts you've ever had? It makes me so mad.

58:19

Why do movies keep doing this?

58:23

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, maybe it was just like, it was there.

58:26

I mean, there are tropes in comedy movies, but yeah, this is technically a comedy movie and there's not a single comedy movie on this planet.

58:34

That ages. Well, after I also saw in the last week, I've seen three.

58:38

I seen, I seen three TV shows in the last week where somebody will say something and the other person is like kind of dismissive or rude or whatever.

58:48

And the person as they leave goes, good talk, good talk.

58:52

And I'm like, nobody fucking says, good talk after like, ah, I hate that trope.

58:56

I hate it.

58:59

I say that after ever reporting, everybody leaves the zoom and then it's just me and I'm looking at a black screen and I go, I

59:05

think there might be one exception to what JPC just said.

59:08

I'm not a hundred percent sure because it's been a while since I've seen it.

59:10

But I think The

59:14

Hangover kind of perfect.

59:16

I actually can't think of a single thing wrong with that movie comedies Anymore

59:21

because everyone's sensitive. They have to go make the joke, masturbate to the old movie I made.

59:28

I'm such a good director.

59:30

And guess what? Who's impression I'm doing it.

59:34

Exactly. No, actually like Martin Scorsese. That's the one broey director that I'm like carry on, but he just doesn't want to edit your movies because they were too long.

59:43

What was I saying? Oh, school of rock. I think still holds up.

59:47

Yeah. I, you know, also like I think a lot of comedies that are like for kids to tend to age better because there's not like a bunch of like risks, gay stuff.

59:55

And like kids movies, you know, I

59:58

tweeted at us. If you think there's a movie that holds up and if it doesn't we'll block you any movie, Any

1:00:05

movie that holds up and if I can't hold it up in my little spaghetti arms, I block you.

1:00:10

All right. You got one more ready? Yes, please.

1:00:14

A chef. Who's a cook, a Keck.

1:00:16

Who's a Dick, a young John's John Francis daily in this flick.

1:00:22

And though this film did not achieve great a claim without it.

1:00:25

We wouldn't have the penis showing game.

1:00:28

And if the shenanigans are just two grading, I don't recommend that you watch Chef

1:00:37

with John fabric proposal.

1:00:39

Please don't watch chef with John Fabro Chef

1:00:42

with John Brown showing game While

1:00:45

that's a adult. I'll say that this is a big component of this movie, this movie.

1:00:51

No, I guess I get where you're going with that.

1:00:55

And if the shenanigans, and I don't know if this helps, but shenanigans is in bold.

1:00:59

I guess I'm getting I'm betting that won't help are just two grading.

1:01:04

I don't recommend that you watch Grading,

1:01:12

grading, grading.

1:01:15

This, this maybe I w I'm sorry, Erin.

1:01:17

What'd you say no, this may be a movie.

1:01:20

I mean, this could be a Ryan Reynolds flick that you guys just did not see His

1:01:24

shenanigans. Like Bennigan's is that like a Place

1:01:26

you work? One-to-one one-to-one you got an office space and it's not office space.

1:01:31

What was the name of the place in office space? Was that also shenanigans?

1:01:35

Maybe? I don't remember. I know that shenanigans is the place in super troopers, because I remember him saying I'm at a pistol whip, the next person who says shenanigans and they say, Hey, Fargo, what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on your wall?

1:01:47

And he goes shenanigans and they all whip out their pistols to give to the chief.

1:01:51

That movie does it age?

1:01:52

Well,

1:01:52

this

1:01:52

movie,

1:01:52

this

1:01:52

is

1:01:52

from

1:01:57

2005. This movie does not age. Well, I would say no one even liked it.

1:02:00

When it came out, That's always a good sign.

1:02:04

Is it two guys, a girl and a pizza Place?

1:02:06

No, that's a great guest because that was a TV show that Ryan Reynolds was in.

1:02:10

That is a great guest, but it does not rhyme with grading.

1:02:13

Grading. Is this a one word title? It's A

1:02:15

one word title. It has no Lipsey's in it.

1:02:19

A debating, A

1:02:21

chef. Who's a cook, a Keck.

1:02:23

Who's a Dick. What's a Keck.

1:02:26

Well, I, David David Kenner is in this movie and he's he plays a Dick.

1:02:31

He's always playing a day.

1:02:33

I Don't even know it's not increment.

1:02:37

No. So you got shenanigans as a restaurant.

1:02:39

You got that. There's a chef in there.

1:02:41

Who's a cook played by Dane cook.

1:02:43

Didn't cook in this movie and it rhymes with grading.

1:02:50

So what's great. Is it sounds grading.

1:02:55

This is a movie called weighting. It is about a bunch of waiters, Ryan Reynolds character.

1:02:59

And this is a character who is only attracted to underage girls.

1:03:04

And that's just a part of this movie.

1:03:07

There's a whole plot line. There's a whole plot line of this movie of him wanting to sleep with a host who who's like turns 18 next week.

1:03:14

And she's, and he's like trying to like, am I going to hook up with this girl who turns 18 next week?

1:03:19

Yeah, that's this movie. I didn't think it before, but now I'm thinking, does Ryan Reynolds suck?

1:03:25

I, you know, I, I don't know if He wrote it, some fucking crazy movies.

1:03:29

He made some bad choices. He made some bad choices, but you know, it all gotten it all got him to where he is today in free guy.

1:03:36

One of the worst movies.

1:03:40

Okay. John writes, seriously. I love this show so much.

1:03:42

You are all amazing. I feel like we are all friends in real life.

1:03:46

I know that's weird to say, but I feel it.

1:03:49

And I hope you feel it too. No, buddy.

1:03:51

It's not weird to say it's weird to hear This

1:03:54

show. This show is the highlight of my week.

1:03:57

I always look forward to recording with you guys best John, John.

1:04:01

That's incredibly kind. Thank you so much for all of that, John.

1:04:04

I totally get it. Any podcasts or I listened to, I feel like is my old friend and they're not, I have never met them, but I feel like they are.

1:04:11

So I totally get it.

1:04:13

Well, I, I dunno. I think that this John is maybe in a different situation because they say at the end of the email, I always look forward to recording with you guys.

1:04:25

Wow. Aaron, Aaron, there's a John that records with us.

1:04:29

Every episode.

1:04:31

This, this email is from John Patrick Cohen.

1:04:34

I didn't say that this was an email. This is John Patrick Cohen.

1:04:37

Just talking.

1:04:39

This is, this has being read off a Google doc on my computer.

1:04:43

This shit. This is out of the email From

1:04:48

2018. No you didn't. No, I didn't.

1:04:50

I was at the previous one was in 2018 is The

1:04:53

biggest twist in hay rental, rental history Dead

1:04:56

stop. You thought email from 40 18 was referencing the movie free guy.

1:05:03

Aaron. No, I'm just trying to say that. I thought you implied that it was an email, The

1:05:09

brains, the first to go at 30 the brands.

1:05:11

The first I

1:05:15

complimented him, I said that these were great that I loved them.

1:05:18

I say that whole, that whole thing you just pulled on us is a hundred times better than free guy.

1:05:23

I read, I read that, that last part to Mariah.

1:05:26

And I said, I said, I always look forward to recording with you guys.

1:05:30

And she was like, I don't know. I don't think that they're going to get it.

1:05:32

And I'm like, oh, I think that they're going to get it like immediately.

1:05:35

Cause I say recording with you guys.

1:05:37

I Thought it was a fan being like At

1:05:40

who trusts you. I guess I'm an idiot who trusts.

1:05:44

I, first of all, I never lied to you.

1:05:47

No, Mr.

1:05:47

Policeman, I gave you all the clues clues.

1:05:53

The clues were there the whole time Mr.

1:05:57

Policeman Was the snowman. I said, this email Cubs to you.

1:06:00

I said, this, this message comes to us from John.

1:06:02

Play it back. You go back and look at the tape.

1:06:06

Oh, the clues. I totally heard you say, I record, I look forward to recording with you or whatever you said.

1:06:10

But in my head I was like, well, he just joked about being parasocial.

1:06:13

So I was like, in his mind, he's like, I'm such good friends, like record with you.

1:06:17

Did I say it wrong? I feel like we are all friends in real life.

1:06:22

Here's what, here's what I feel that way.

1:06:25

Well, here's the number one most successful trick. You just played in the last two minutes with this, with this, what you wrote, it was so earnest and sincere and loving, which are three qualities.

1:06:35

I don't associate with you on this podcast Right

1:06:39

now. You guys are watching me walk away and you're watching my little leg.

1:06:42

You know, I'm dragging behind dragging behind, but then it starts straightening out and it starts walking wiser.

1:06:47

Eddie SES, Kaiser says, Hey, and you pan up and guess who's walking away.

1:06:51

It's not that guy. Cause he's we don't do heavy bore.

1:06:53

So it's Jeff Bridges. And he turns around and goes all RIPD D motherfucker.

1:06:58

And then he shoots the camera and then roll credits.

1:07:02

You made me look like a fool and I will never forgive you.

1:07:07

My birthday falls on a Wednesday, an episode day, once every seven years, that's True

1:07:13

or something Like

1:07:18

that. I'm

1:07:21

angry. My voice Drops to this.

1:07:23

I want to make this up to you. I want to make this up to you.

1:07:25

I am. So I want to make this up to you.

1:07:27

So I want to give you the opportunity.

1:07:29

Do you have anything with you?

1:07:31

Would you like to steal? Would you like to pass her play?

1:07:35

I would like to play you like a drum.

1:07:39

I'm going to hit you a bunch with sticks because you suck.

1:07:43

You are not my friend. You are a pool.

1:07:45

You are clown. You are a lying clown.

1:07:47

You fool happy birthday to me, I'm grabbing all my presence.

1:07:50

I'm leaving. She took our thumbs.

1:07:54

I have nothing to plug.

1:07:58

I want to plug our Patrion.

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See you there. This is a head gum podcast. The doctor was the mother. He did not a black light. It was the middle of an airplane. It happened Okay. Oh, shit. Adle, fuck. Oh, got it. Okay. Do you know what today is? Fuck. Yes. It's Aaron's birthday, but I told Aaron's birthday. No. 30 you. I totally I told guy like, putting the date for the recording and I was like, I'm the tenth November tenth. Why don't I know that? Why don't I know that? Why don't I wrote it down on a piece of papers, but then I ate the paper Here she comes here she comes. Fantastic. That that that Very good morning. Happy bird you're late. I'm late. Up closer. Not how much? Like an hour. JPC know what are you doing? You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. We let it slide today. We let it slide today. I'm like an hour late. No. You're not. No. No. No. No. We're early. Yeah. We said one 30 AM. You're right. And JBC and I chipped in together, and we got you -- Yeah. -- these two thumbs up. Am I breaking? No. I can't be what this is. I would know. 30 first. You would not know that you would not know that first. And we know how much you love Cisco and 30, so we got YouTube thumbs up. Yeah. Stuff. Oh. You're you're rocking a girl, thirty and flirty. Oh, shit. Oh my god. You guys I Did you oh, you forgot your birthday? Tell him very soon. Erin's. How do I tell me that I forgot my own thirtieth birthday. I'm a big one. Oh, no. Oh my my god. Okay. Yeah. This is embarrassing. You're late, Erin's. At all. Wait. Am I pregnant? Oh. Did we be here for this? We 30 be here for this. Should we go? Or Aaron, do you ever wanna get pregnant? I guess you're thirty now. You just maybe start having conversations like this with yourself. Start having. Why? No. No. I've kind of just pushed it out of my mind for a few years. I guess, maybe I don't know. I sometimes think don't know. can't really 30 maybe maybe later down the line. I think no, though. Right? No. Down the line, Erin's. Take a look at that line. It is not a long line. Not helpful. I'm good. Okay. Everything's fine. And Yeah. Sean Erin's in the background putting on a jetpack and he blasted through the roof. Who's Sean? I certainly don't care or no, because I'm 30 I certainly don't care. Or no? Because I'm thirty bitch, like that woman in that movie. Yeah. Should I rather five bitch? And I'm also a JPC and said like Freddy I'm also 30 and said Keif Kruger. I'm JPCE bitch. Did you see that movie? What was that? Is that Bryce 30? Who's thirty in what movie? No. Freddie Kruger. Never. I I'll be honest with you guys. I have never seen Freddie Freddie movie. I've never seen a Jason movie. I've never seen a 30 movie. I've never I've I've never seen it in in my own franchise. Awesome. Oh, I yeah. I saw so so I married an ex murder. I saw I saw So you didn't see for getting Sarah Marshall? That's the craziest 30. I do think the first nightmare on Elm street is pretty do think the first time in Elm Street is pretty great. Like, it's very enjoyable to watch. I think I've seen part of the first Halloween with Jamie Lee Curtis, I think I've seen part of the first Halloween with Jamie Lee Curtis. Right? Yes. Mhmm. Yeah. I think seen part of that That's Michael Meyer. So think I've seen part of that one. Mhmm. Mhmm. I believe you've seen some 30 Erin's, though. So it's different for you. You can 30 up. Yeah. I get I get like a thrill through scary That's why I love like haunted houses and stuff because they make me googled. Guys, we are not talking about October shit in November. Aaron, how does it feel to be thirty? Well, great. Does it sound good? Good. It's nice nice. Adle, since since you and I have already crossed the the thirty threshold, do we have any, like, pieces of advice that we can on this. In part, to Erin's upon upon reaching this monumental occasion? Yeah. I don't know if it's this is not advice, but I noticed, like, when around the time of thirty a lot of stuff you just stopped caring about -- Mhmm. -- in a good way. So I think Keif forward to that. The 173 of more interesting things for me about turning thirty and this is something that I guess they don't tell you or most people don't tell you. I guess maybe 30, like, people don't talk about it because whatever, like, social taboos or morees or whatever. But whatever way that you wipe when you go to the bathroom, you switch, you reverse when you hit thirty. So if you were front to back your back to front I thought that was our hemisphere thing, but that an age thing. That's an age thing. Yeah. It's an instinct you have, like, a prey driver or something that kicks in that switches the switches over. I'm going to straight to there going from right to gonna throw they're going from right to left, I guess. Also, be very careful out there in the world now. There are social mores. So they seem very chatty, but they are still they will bite you. They will bite you. You can touch their top, but don't touch them out. I think you can touch the top of them. Aaron Aaron, I promised you, and I'm I'm a man of my burb. I promised you a trip to Hawaii for your thirtieth. Now that's not in the cards because I think Hawaii said no thanks to everyone. I think they put it. And of course I think they put a closed sign on their front door, but I still would like to take the three of us to Hawaii at some 30 of course. I think they put a close sign on their front door. But I still would like to take the three of us to Hawaii at some point. So so that's gonna be my gift to you. Well, not Hawaii. 30 ignoring your request. Well, I was shooting in. Yeah. That kind of leads directly into what I had planned for today's episode Erin's, we can't go to Hawaii. So how about we bring Hawaii to you? You're welcome. It's dumped a whole fucking stand on me for my To how Hawaii can sand on me 30 my ceiling. I can't sing. Hold on. Sand and margarita is sand and margaritas. You're fan of margaritas. Yeah. Margaritas. 30 them separate. Why did you mix them? Why is famous drink the margarita? Dumped all over you. It's sad. Wait. Hold on. Isn't if you drive through Texas to the border. Don't you then go into Hawaii? Waste it away again and fucking Hawaii. This is the worst birthday party I've ever The word birthday party I've ever had. What were you saying? Is this Is this really is this really a 30 real Hawaiian style? No. I just have rentals. just prepared some rentals. Oh. So they didn't plan 30. No. Hold on. In honor hold on. In honor of your birthday, Erin's, every good birthday party needs a what? JPC. Du That That was your birthday was your birthday cake. Oh, thank Ana Stewart is Stewart is well. 30 wasn't gonna either one of the things that he purported to be good at. Well, Aaron. The there's no better way to celebrate you than just being here. Through your favorite people, we have to a zoo. These were saved, but we have to zoom. Just judging by how you choose to spend your time. 30 have to assume it's still your pay for people in world. I I think that how hard YouTube are laughing at YouTube being my two favorite people. Aaron, as matter of public record, 30 revision that the public has available to you. We would force we'd be forced to believe that these are two of and it has to be top ten. Legally or in your top 30, we're in your top ten. I We'll say it went in 300 years, a heroin overdose, sorta like a say when in three hundred years, herod over the sort of like a cockroach. This is gonna survive. And people are gonna think that you're my two favorite 30, but You know what that means? People are gonna think that you to consider me a friend. So a couple of my sword. Not favorite. No. But a friend, sure. Friendly acquaintance sorta like the, when you had the same mail person for a couple of years, and then you see them out at a restaurant 30 acquaintance. Sorta like when you had the same male person for a couple years and then you see them out at a restaurant. And you're like, hey, a lot of my stuff has been arrive arriving damaged. Can you 30 And you're like, I haven't been your male person for, like, eighteen months. And you're, like, okay. Okay. Yeah. Totally draw your mail. Come down. I've noticed here's the thing. Can I can I ask you guys question? In. Why why in the year twenty twenty one? The year of our Lord 30 twenty 173, is there still junk mail? Like, why am I still getting Why am I getting in an email or in a In 30 real way. Physical mail. Like, why am I still getting physical junk mail? Like, credit card offers and just, like, promotional flyers from, like, companies and it's, like, why? Am I still getting that stuff? I think while the boomers are still alive, we're gonna keep getting that stuff. That's You know what? What's funny is we 30 moved we moved, you know, a a couple months ago at this point. And there was a paper that was just showing up on our door and I, like, opened it one day and it's like the penny saver and just coupons. And there was a number on the bag that was like, if you don't wanna get this anymore, call this And so I called the number and I was like, hey, let me get sucked into the phone and into the past. I truly was like, it was the wildest experience. I was like, hey, I don't wanna don't wanna get this I moved into this house and we never signed up for this I am a new person, but I 30 stop sending it to my address. And they were like a person. Hold on. Did you say the Did you say the phrase, I'm a new person? I think I may have. I think I may have to get baptized in your new think I may have. Did you get an baptized in your new house? I must have. Yeah. John, the mattress. So the person on the phone who was like, okay, like, what's your phone number? And I was like, Well, no. Like, I don't need you to have my phone number. my address. This is where you're sending the thing. Just stop sending it to this address, please. And they were like, can I get your email? And I was like, no. Like, you can't have any of that. Because if I give you if I give you my information, you're just going to send me stuff. And the whole point of the call is to stop being set this up. You gotta respect it. It's another kind of 30. I have to. And so, finally, the person was like, yes, it'll stop. We won't say that anymore. Yes. It'll stop. We won't say that anymore. I still get it. But, like, I'm not gonna call back again because that doesn't work. So it's like, I just get it forever now. And I always just have to like throw away a newspaper, like four times a might just have to, like, throw away a newspaper, like, four times a week. It's one of the same thing. It It sits in our sits in our lawn and, like, III see it. And I'm it. And I'm like, I don't even want to touch I don't even wanna touch it. And then, like, weather will happen. And I'm like, Keif, I gotta touch this. It's the worst. It's impossible to cancel though too. And, like, Just any junk mail. It's like there's no a junk email I can like, unsubscribe. Oh, it's easy. It's done. But a junk physical piece of mail and, like, I don't know who the I don't know who sent this to don't know how to tell the diver to do this again. Anyway, Aaron, happy birthday. Meredith, 30? Do you have any goals for 30? Like, Keif either the age thirty or in your thirties, do you have anything where Now's the time I'm gonna do this. Get this done. I think that's a great question. I think my major goal is to do should to be a better friend to myself. Oh, thought you're gonna say to us. But, yeah, to you too. To who? Yeah. You gotta take care of you first, Erin's. You gotta take care of you first. And I think that I didn't do that in my 30, sort of a people pleaser, sort of running around trying to fill up other people's cups. And now I go like, that actually is not helpful to a lot of 30, and that didn't make me a good friend at all. Mhmm. So I'm gonna just try to be a better ally and friend to myself. That's great. I love that Erin's. And then I'm also gonna learn how to cook better. That's what I don't know. Oh, goodness. I'm gonna do the splits this time for real. They never say the best goals are ones that you just trail off in the middle of. Yeah. I'm in the diet planner. Maybe two and a half years ago, I bought you a machine that's supposed to help you do this. A 30. And he's the best way to describe A machine has the best way to describe it. Yes. I've used it. Yes. It hurt. Now next question. Aaron, can I tell you something? I've been doing a workforce stretching. Over the past, like, two months, I was just like, I'm not a responsible person. I'm trying to do stretching. And 173 the wildest things for me. I'm I am a thirty two year old man. One of the wildest things to me that I've developed in my thirties is an awareness of my hips. Oh. You guys have been, like yeah. They they they they've been there the whole time. And sometimes, whatever, 30 in my life up to this point has been like stretch your hips. I'm like, I know what that means and I do. I have stretched my hips since then. And I'm like, Nope, I wasn't doing it the whole, my whole and I'm like, nope. I wasn't doing it. The whole my whole life when someone was, like, stretch your hips, I wasn't doing it. Now I feel like I am doing it. That is wild to me. How does it feel? It It feels like how everyone has always described And then I was like, yeah, I get that. I guess I get that. It just doesn't feel that way for me. I'm like, no, you were just doing it wrong the whole time. And you can stretch. III have not been getting into yoga just like just like general stretching. I tried one yoga class and there was man who was just like Now move from Keif dog to down facing warrior upwards eagle putt. And I'm like, I don't know the name I don't know what these are, man. You gotta stop using the fucking names. And he's like, I'm on the phone with son. Please, shut up. Got you. It's just stretching is great. You just brought out a memory that I had suppressed in my brain about being in yoga class once. 173 time I was in a yoga class. I think it was a hot yoga class. Yeah. It was like yeah. Pretty cool. But the instructor, we were doing, like, the a hip stretch. Okay. And she came over to me and then she said, you have, like, the perfect body to carry a baby. Mhmm. You just have the perfect shape and hips and build the carry a baby. And I went, holy And I went, Bio Girl Erin's first. Holy crap. No. It I was like, thanks. And said thank you. And then I was haunted. I was like, what it what do you mean? Oh. Girl Are you saying that? 30. Girl you got 30. Also, can I It felt it felt more invasive than someone saying nice ass? If she had walked by me, if this is your contract. she was like, or even nice tits, if she'd been like, you have nice tits, I would've and, like, that's invasive and terrible, but not as bad as you tell me. I have a body for 30 babies. That's wild. Also, I do want to just to piggyback on 30 story. He has been doing a lot of stretching lately because he called me last week and he said, Adam, I think I'm probably in the top fifty most handsome guys in Illinois, and I went It's a bit of a 30. What time of day was this? Was this in the middle of the night? I bet it was. He's probably calling. And And they gotta be, it's gotta be at least 50th got a at gotta be at least fiftieth percentile. Right? I mean, come on. Yeah. That'd be it. I didn't hear the one percent. Aaron, I I had a friend's dad another suppressed memory of Erin's at my school told me that I have the perfect frame for being a boxer. And at the time, I was, like, I didn't do anything physically. Like, I did no exercising or no anything. And I was, like, shoot the face after that. Oh, I was, like, such weird thing to say, like, to say. And then it was like, that's a weird thing for a friend's dad to say. Right? Couldn't help but notice your body. Hi. I'm Evan Sad. Couldn't help but notice your body. Was he boxer? Nope. Weird. Not not as far as I know. I there's something about, like, maybe if he was, like, a boxing coach, and that was life. And he was, like, your, like, wingspan would be great. We should come to my studio and boss. I told the 30, wrong. So a guy comes up to me, goes, Hey kid, you got the freedom to be a great boxer So a guy comes up to goes, eight Keif. You got afraid to be a great bunch of rock, and that's why he got put to work at you hall. I'm not trying to validate that experience cause that man should have never been commenting on your Not trying to validate that experience because man should have never been commenting on your book. I do think that if I were casting a movie with a boxer. In the old time in the past in the thirties. I you would I I would pass someone who looks like you. Aaron, you just described the villain. You just described a real city exactly. Where 30 in the thirties plays a boxer next to him. Oh, so I guess I did cast him as boxer in the thirties. Yeah. I've been there done that. Hi. Once was moving this is maybe seven years ago or something. I was once moving apartments and I hired movers, but I was also helping. So I went I like went to move something. I picked up, like, three boxes something. Because I I was I'm Midwestern, and I'm, like, let me help. So I picked up, like, three very heavy boxes and helped move them. And one of the lead guys who was helping moving was like, Jesus Christ. You're strong as an strong as an ox. And I was like, oh, thanks. 30 he goes, what do you do? And I go, 30. And he started laughing. He goes, that's 30, man. And I was like, Okay. And then I walked through it. That? So you thought I was like. But But you are at the end of the day, someone called you strong, you are at the end of the day, someone called you strong. Yeah. Which is which is flattering. And he was one of the lead guys. But 30 asked the question. Wasn't just one of the movers. This is one of the lead movers. But then he goes John Belgium of movers. He 30, guys. Guys, everybody take a break. Look at this guy as strong as an ox, and he goes, I bet you can't move that couch, and then I moved it it. He goes, I bet you can't move that goes, I bet you can't move that table, and then I moved it. And he's like, bet you can't move this. And then he's like, well, we're done. He hawks in your ass. The huck finned your ass and you painted the whole fence. Yeah. I hate to see it. Yeah. I hate to see it. Well, I did. But you're not surprise. Okay. So you're gonna be 30 home. Me home. 30 Alright. And after this, and after this. We got an email. This email is coming to us from Jake in Minneapolis from State Farm. Oh, you know what? I didn't ask. Let me email back. Erin's, Okay. No, that guy know that guy? I do I do. Mhmm. The new 173, the new Keif SAFR. Yeah. He's super, so nice. Out of 10. Can't recommend ten can't recommend enough, lovely human. Jake says, absolutely love the show. Here's a riddle I wrote. I hope you like it. Jake, I hope they like it as well. Ira it. I already like it. I hope by two thirds also like that. We like riddles this We like riddles this year. Here we go. Yes. Sunlight may bounce. Blows, Erin's, save the day, or a walking 30? Hold on. I'm confused because you were that like you do when you read lyrics in I was just about to say I was just about to say that. So I I wasn't even paying attention because I was like, oh, it's like he's reading lyrics. So I guess all I can say now You are talking -- fire. -- what you are talking about is Patreon content, and the people who are listening to this show cannot know about that. I cannot Not lie. Oh, god. If they find out about the Patreon, they're gonna go to Patreon com. JPC does a thing that's named that tune, but it's the opposite of that. It's actually not named that tune at it's noisy here. I just He just reads the lyrics So We And we laugh and 30 we laugh and laugh, and it's a really good time So if you 30 Was that first that first word sunlight? Here's the riddle again. Sunlight may bounce, blows, trast, save the day, or a walking cliche? There's a question mark. At the end of at the end. A 30. Okay. Wedding in mirror do like both of those. No. Not correct. Walking cliche. Mhmm. Save the day or a walking cliche. Okay. I have a I have a rock. You give me a box of rock. Okay. Hit hit one. Think old time. Old times. So, Adele, you'll take this 173. Hey. Erin's. Now that you're 30. You can't make those jokes 30, you can't make the jokes anymore. Now that you're thirty, you can't make the jokes 30, and you'll take this one. was the young 173 once. Remember You guys when we started, I was twenty six and I was, oh, I'm a little baby. You're all. Dude, no, dude. Fuck. Now look at your fucking meat, look at your fucking 30. That's a funny man. Oh my god. I'm old. No. Getting old rules. What? Guess what the alternative to getting old is? Getting younger forever. A dying. A dying legend. No. Not if you watched the other concert. Oh, yeah. No. Times. The the place for the Moses the Moses bid amendment. Just pulled on Hold on. Dead stop. Did that? Dead 30 Stop. Erin's, what are you trying to say? What is his place? If you can't dead stop a girl out of our day? You can't dead stop a girl on her birthday. I wanna see a scene. I wanna see a scene. Erin's, you are Moses? GPC. You and I 30, you and I are whoever Moses is leading to get free or whatever does hell. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Aaron, you're trying to lead us to freedom, but you are terrible with directions, so you're trying to find where to go. Oh god. Okay. Hold Hold on. Oh, you're gonna talk to God? Oh, no. No. Not again. We have to plug our ears. No. Yeah. I'm thank you. This is not one of the situations with the list of commandments that he gave where I had to really think about it and try to write it out and remember what he said. He just talked so fast. He gave me those commandments. So fast. Well, can you go I just wanna make sure we got them correctly. If if you wrote them down and they weren't precise, I I just wanna make sure that we have the gist of it. So I have down here commandment number one. Thou shall always praise Moses. Is that right? It sounds right? For sure. There's definitely some of the words in there. In the left Can can we do this when we get to where we're going maybe because I Give me one second. Personally, I'm hungry. I would love to have Moses. Do you have any more that Mona? No. That was good. What was it? What was that Mona? And it was like light. It was Keif fluffy. It was like airy, but it was like good. Sorry. I'm trying to focus. It's saying, left 30, but this isn't this is a sea. This is a body of water. So that can What's saying left? What's saying left? God, PS. Oh, you're still talking to your pubes that are on fire? No. That was before and that was something else. Oh, you have clip a 30. Commandment. Number number two, don't that shall not ask about thy neighbor's chlamydia, and don't be jealous of it either. Oh, that's another neighbor one because command number seven is thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's dog. Yes. And So there's two neighbor That seems like a lot There's three. There's three. And they're spread out. You're not back to back They're not back to back. There. The neighbors don't kill the neighbors don't kill anybody. I think -- Okay. Unless you disagree with them or you want to, that must be it. Commandment number five was, God, can you please go slower? What is the golden rule? Is that something? It's Respect your 30? Yes. Something like that. Yeah. I asked him to go through Teacher, as teacher would do onto you or something, I 30, a teacher would do unto you or some I think. Have you ever asked God to go slower. He created the world in seven days. No. I I never talked to never talked to him. I don't know him. I don't know him either. That's what he told you. He said he created the world in seven days. Yeah. Well, six days and on the seventh day 30 rested. It took me eight months to build my hut. That's what I'm saying. God, my 30 so on fire. Left here. You know You know what? Party to see. Whoa. 30 should probably run because I don't know how long I can do this for. Okay. There's blood coming out of your nose. Yeah. Let's run. But you're 30 from top nothing else. But you put Oh wait a a second. What's this little creature scuttling down here in the sea? Wait. Is this a crab? That's something else. Was the Mona crab 30? Yeah. Oh, god. It's bugs. It's basically bugs. I was using bugs. This is our water bugs. There's so much pressure on me right now. God is doing just giving me way too many responsibilities 30 you guys are being so needy and picky and I've just tried to get you across the sea and try to get you these commandments. I don't remember what they are. He said to be good to people, but not been communicated clearly enough that people are gonna use Christianity to do crazy. Christianity. Christianity. Well, eventually it's gonna mutate so bad in the Christianity. Moses, Keif. Look at the ocean floor. There's all these creatures dying. You might wanna put the water on top of them. Cuteism now, but it gets so, so, so much worse. Honestly, I think I'm ready to go back to Egypt. I think I could just be Egyptian. I think that's I think might just be a But I'm setting you free. I don't wanna die out here. You're kidding me. Let's 30. Data. I gotta read the Bible one day. We gotta read that Bible. We gotta read that Bible. Okay. Can we get the riddle one more time? Sunlight may bounce, blows, trounced. Save the day or a walking 30? Is this like armor, Like, adult? No. That's a great answer. Adol. The answer is this is a Knight in shining the answer is this is a night in shining armor. Oh. Jake from Minneapolis says keep up the excellent work all the best now. Jason thirty 30, of course, twenty eighteen. So did we keep up the at work, or did the quality slide, wait out. Did you tell us? I'd like to see a scene. You are two nights, and you are on a quest. Adel, your armor is a little too 30, and JPC is just like frustrated because it keeps shining in his eyes and like, bringing too much attention to the two of you. What how this dragon stands no chance 30 the two of us in our might. I I say, so so hot swing, may might I have a word with you before we engage the dragon? Excuse us for but a moment, good dragon. What is it? 30 give you five. Thank you. five. Well, five moment. Thank you five. Got you back. So not dog, what ever be the issue? So hot swing. I could barely see. For every time you swing your arm and grieve about. Hello, grieve for other legs, but doesn't matter. What's what's what's the one I'm looking for? Poland responders. Poland. Poland. That's right. Right? Is it? Yeah. And you said Poland. Poland. Pauldron. Nope. I got it. It's the shoulder one. Pauldron. Every time you swing your pauldron about, they'll glare from it. Bitwicks my eyes and be 30 witches. My visions, my visions. Wait a pauldron is what a witch uses. Correct? Are you witch? That's a I 30, I believe there's a kettle. I believe a witch uses a kettle. Do you want me to step in here? I don't want I know I told you I'd come back it's a cauldron anything in cauldron? That's what that's what witch uses. Kate, a dragon while I have you and while you're googling. We'll talk. This. It's like a long it's like a lance, but it's got like an ax head at the end. I don't hear you. It's like a long it's like a long ax with like a lens here. They said a 30. Or Justin? It's I don't believe so. I wanna say, Halliburton. I guessing it's a Halliburton. It's a Halliburton sis of an apps blade talk to the spike mounted on a long shaft. You got it? X Lent. Thank you. I'm fucking fucking doctor armor over here. What is your issue with my armor? My it's not just your nearly your armor. It's more your vent braces. And your croquette, I believe. And then, of course, there's the helm. What's the face cage call? It's that hell. Do you want me to tell you or do you want to figure out? I don't it's on the tip of my tongue, Kuket, that braces pauldron, grieves. Listen friend. Would have sold all these to the merchant, but they weren't offering much coin. Now I have put some jewels in some of them, which give me, you know, twenty percent attack rate or a fifteen percent Speed ratio. You have socketed items? You do not? No. I'm I'm basically working with mundane shit working with mundane shit here. What in the Diablo are you doing? 30 have to share loot drops. You and I have to share loot drops because of all this individual no. The individual loot and that every time I start Jordan drops. It's always you post and you're like, it's my. It's my total. I was up for it. Well, I found an unidentified gem and I had to identify it because I had a scroll of identification. Why do I have that? Why can't I keep a score of identification? Too slow, I guess. I guess so. can't find it. Because everything that's coming up are these face masks that you could buy for COVID protection that have it set. But it's not saying the name. What? What? This protection I'm a dragon. I see through space and time. I know everything that's happening at any given moment at all times. Oh, so COVID COVID must be a lion's body with an eagle's head, spider 30, and a bee sting. How how is COVID from any of those things? COBRA interacted. It was right there. Well, sure you wanna think about it. 30 is it? Labeled knight. Alright. All I know. I don't know. May 30 just called like a face masks or something. I don't know. Pfizer. A visor. A visor. Close home visor. Yep. All I know is that nights are the reason that we have salutes and handshakes. That's all I know. And I think nights are the reason that we drive on the right side of the road. I just know that I can't But the 30 why days exist. Yeah. I come alive at I come alive at nights. Okay. We got another one, guys. And it pains me to say that one also comes from twenty eighteen. This one is from Adam. Adam says, hi. Hi. Her HRR. I love your mind expanding podcast, Adam, that cannot be what this is. Here's a puzzle Erin's a puzzle here's a puzzle that blows my tiny brain. Okay. There's lots of ways of posing this rental. As long as you tell it right to the scenario, you set up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah as long as you tell it right to scenario you you set up. Blah blah blah blah. three. Diners are in a restaurant and the meal comes out to 30 30 diners are in a restaurant, and the meal comes out to thirty pounds. Adam says 30, I'm British. Totally okay for this riddle, Adam. But watch yourself cancel. Well, I just said nights are responsible for us driving on the right side of the road, which makes no sense because No. No. There's Fritz, the Fritz is not driving on the right side of They each pay ten pounds and don't tip the waiter. When the waiter hands the cash to the manager, they 30 there's been a mistake, the meal should have come to twenty five pounds. The manager hands the waiter five one pound coins and asks the waiter to give it to the customers. The waiter decides to give the customers each one dollar, each three of them 173 coin 30 and keep two dollars for themselves as tip. The customers now have nine dollars each. Hold three sorry. Getting confused because you're oscillating between dollar and pound. I'm I'm sorry. Yeah. You're totally right. I did that. Okay. But I'm not confused because my brain can stay on top of it. Shot is attack even a thirty. Is this part of the riddle? Is dollars and pounds? Dollars and pounds is all the same. It's it's pet's pounds. The so the manager hands the waiter five one pound coins and ask the waiter to give it to the customers. The waiter decides to give the customers three coins each so they each get three one pound coin and keep two pounds for themselves as a tip. The customers now have paid nine pounds 30. 30 nines are twenty seven. The waiter kept two. That's twenty nine. Erin's the missing pound? Missing pound is in their stomachs because they all had quarter they had Oh. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Go 30 too. Everybody pays ten dollars. Say dollars because it's gonna easier for your American Erin's. 30 pays ten money. Yeah. Way to bring the money to the manager. The manager says there's a mistake. So it should only be twenty five money. Here's five 30, go give them back their money. Yeah. Can't split five three ways. So the waiter pockets too, says this is my tip, gives each one of them a coin back. Now the customers have each paid nine dollars 30. 399 times three is twenty seven, and the waiter kept Two, that's twenty nine. Where is the missing pound? The missing dollar? The missing money? I don't understand how they each paid don't understand how they each paid nine. Because they paid ten. Yeah. And then they each gotta coin back. They each gotta coin back. So now they paid nine nine times three twenty seven plus two from the waiter, that's twenty nine. But it's not twenty seven because the guy said it was only twenty five dollars. That's true. The meal was only twenty five. And so he gave the waiter five dollars back. Yeah. The waiter gave each one of them three coins, which is twenty eight Yeah. Which is thirty. Right. Well, I don't understand what's So the waiter The waiter has that extra waiter has that extra pound. What are you talking about? The battle get them. The extra pound is everyone adjusting their belts because they're stuffed. Apple is correct. So the answer to this riddle is in the way it's asked. The way it's asked is the customers have now paid dollars 30. Three times nine is twenty 30. The waiter kept the extra two, that's twenty nine. So that math does work out to twenty nine. But that is not the math that will get you to what you actually need. What you actually need is that twenty five because that twenty five is what was paid. The five came back. They each got three. The waiter kept two. That equals thirty. Yeah. See this riddle sucks because that's like, if I said I have a riddle for you, I have 10 30, this riddle sucks because that's like if I said, I have a riddle for you. I have ten apples, I give five to Erin's. gives me one back. Aaron gives me one back. Remember. Five times one is five. Where the other apples go? It's like, wait, that's a totally different math problem. I'm so confused at so confused at this. Well, I think the reason that you're so confused is because you credit to you didn't listen to what I was saying for the riddle and just did the right I I think, Adam, the reason that you're so confused is because you a credit to you didn't listen to what I was saying for the riddle and just did the right math. So you're correct. You got it right. Well, let me My man, if you go back and listen to this episode, you're going to hear yourself say, I'm going to say dollars for man, if you go back and listen to this episode, you're gonna hear yourself say, I'm gonna say dollars for you. Dumdums and you're going to say they paid dumb dumbass, and you're gonna say they pay thirty dollars, then the waiter give them each back one coin. So I think You're the confusic one in this equation. I can't relate to this. I'm over over here thriving. Thank you, Adam. Adam said, hope this hurts your head, and thanks for the good work. It hurts my heart. Adam 30 appreciate you thanking us for the good work. We haven't done good work in years. Well 30 of doing good work, Should we take a quick break to go visit some charities and hit commands? Yeah. Dude, 30 see. Claire, these are not cherries. These are paid sponsorships. But it's good. It's good work that we've it's good work that we've done and we deserve a little break for ourselves. Maybe they can get me a birthday present on your 30 they can get me a birthday present over break. Oh, 30, that's what we do. That's exactly what we do. Got it. Great idea. Okay. We'll be right back Erin's, we got you. These these ads. 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I'm a Wildbird. you. The old form all formed 30. Whale sounds. Oh, okay. Adam, what did we say we were gonna do during break? There was something we were supposed to do during break. break. We said that we were going to sing Erin's a song for her birthday. What else did we say? say? We said a lot of said a lot. 30, flirty, and thriving. Thirty, flirty, and thriving. thriving. wait. The Swedish chef is here. Thirty 30 three 30. Thirteen coming on thirty. Thirteen going on thirty. Thirteen coming on thirty. coming on thirty. Oh, that's that corn version. Hashtag porn version. Thirteen going on thirty came out when I was thirteen and now I'm turning thirty. 30. That's amazing. That's really cool. And that I saw it in theaters when I was thirteen and I went, I can't wait to be thirty. I'm so excited to be thirty. 30. My apartment's going to look like gonna look like that. It doesn't. No one's apartment looks like the movies. Yeah. But I I Yeah. That is I'm excited. I've waited a long time to be thirty. time. I'm thirty nine, and next week, I'm going to four weddings and f funeral. Oh, like the 30. Erin's. That movie's not good. By the way, that is so many weddings in the funeral. funeral. Ah, all happening at once. Once. I love a November love a November wedding. I love a November wedding. I love a it. November funeral. Speaking of movies, movies. Wow. This is, this is a crazy setup for this next this is this is crazy set up. For this next one. This comes from John. John says, hey, Adele and 30. Big fan of the show. I've been listening since episode 173. And I thanks John. And I think you three are great. Oh. Wow. mind. Aaron, I think you're gonna get a kick out of this. this. I recently watched the movie free guy and I absolutely hated I recently watched the movie Free Guy and I absolutely hated it. it. It was really was really bad. So I decided to submit some riddles based on other terrible Ryan Reynolds movies. movies. I tried to set up the I tried to set up the riddle so they rhymed and the missing word will be the name of the movie. I hope you enjoyed this more than I enjoyed the movie free guy with Ryan Reynolds. Can I say, this is serendipitous? serendipitous. I watched that movie two nights ago while super I watched that movie two nights ago, while super high. There's parts where I was like, this is actually kind of interesting. And then I got to the point where I have to assume that these were famous twitch streamers. I I didn't recognize any of them, but I have to assume that they're actual Twitch 30? Well, yeah. One of them was definitely 30. ninja. I don't know about the other know about the other ones. And their acting was so bad that it took me out of the movie even though I was stoned out of my fucking gourd, which is impressive. Because I watched squid game. And when the American actors came on, I still was with the movie where I was like, 30 are obviously bad actors but I'm still sticking with it. it. These Twitch streamers were such bad actors that I was like, this is a bad, 30 twitch streamers were such bad actors that I was like, this is a bad movie. I could write a paper on why I think that was intentional. intentional. Why they had them be bad they couldn't them be back. Yeah. The twitch streamers in that 30, movie. They're like little cutaways where they like, they're like audience surrogates where they're like, is this really like, little cutaways where they're, like, they're, like, audience circuits where they're, like, is this really happening? Like, that That's what their whole job is. They're not supposed to be like good ass. I couldn't write a paper on them. I'm talking about the billionaires and squid game. The you. game. I watched a free guy and I was like, this is an okay watched a 30 guy, and I was like, this is an okay 30. movie. And then I saw dune in theaters and I want, And then I saw Dune in 30, and I went, never remind, nevermind. This is what a good movie is what a good movie is. I think lot of our brains forgot what a good movie is for for, like, all of twenty twenty. Yeah. I What I dude, I was like, I haven't felt this way since I watched the movie 30 I was a kid. Oh, wow. Should should we watch it in theaters or at home? home? Oh, Oh, theaters. But III normally am someone who says don't go to movie theaters or not worth it because I'm such an old lady and think they're way too loud and bad for carriers, but this is maybe the only time I would ever recommend seeing something in theaters. I have an eight inch TV even for me. Even for you. I'm serious. Mhmm. I would I'm not 30 leading you astray. I think that you're gonna be go, thank you, Erin's, and I'll go, you're welcome, Adam. And then we'll do the pet the handshake from the parent app because we're going to learn it. Adam 30. As you know, as of right now, I'm campaigning very hard to make gattle, learn the parent trap handshake with me. Erin's, do you you have a decade to do it? It could be one of the things that you do in your thirties. Shannon and in it. Shannon, it and then and then The bar's pretty low for your bucket list. Ah, okay. So do you guys all get the general, I guess, the general premise of of what these will be? No. Is No. Is there an an example one? There's not an example one. I try to set up the riddle so they rhymed in the missing word. So there's a missing word in each one of these. Will be the name of the movie that they're trying to get you to guess. You're all Ryan Reynolds movies. Oh, okay. I think we got it. it. Am I stuck with a cage? Or am I stuck in this cave? I'll have to be keener if my 30 is to be saved. A duke, a stone, and DreamWorks animation, best animated feature Oscar and Globe nomination, and it launched a franchise franchise. I'm in one of my moods way before modern I'm in one of my moods. Way before modern man, man. All you had was Deadpool all you had was -- The crudes. -- deadpool. Just friends. Friends. I I think the answer is the crudes. have you seen the crudes? No. Ryan, we're not 30. definitely. Maybe? I don't know. I guess Ryan Reynolds isn't in the crudes. I've never seen the crudes creeds. It an animated film from an animated film from twenty thirteen. Never Never seen Didn't know he was in it, but I could tell by your description. It's about caveman and stuff. Right? I think it is about caveman. Yeah. The the words 30, Duke and Stone are all in here also. And those are Katherine Kiena, Emma Stone, and what's that guy? Something Duke duke. I think he was like it's David 30 was David Duke. Is David Duke the Klasman David Duke? Yes. Okay. You guys ready for your next one? Yes. Yes. Yes. A comic book comic book adaptation. Okay. I'm intrigued people. intrigued. Let him finish. It could be green, Internet, to be honest. A comic book adaptation, okay, I'm intrigued. intrigued. Plus it's got Kevin bacon and the woman from it's got Kevin Bacon and the woman from 30. Okay. What's the what's a demo, the staff of Erin's, why? Like watching men in black after being poked in the eye. What did god let it why did god let this movie happen to me? me? I guess I'll file a complaint with the I guess I'll file a complaint with the x men. MLBMIBMLBI gotta call that. Hello, Drilling Baseball? I am. I was a bad 30. Movie. I do like I didn't like I saw the line in it, and then I -- Oh. -- forgotten that. What's what's the woman from Wade's name? 30 the ice cream. Julia Julie 30 Mary. Mary. 30 Parker. Parker. Mary-Louise Parker, 30 Parker. That's right. 30. Isn't Paul 30 dad like the commissioner baseball or something? something. Huh? I love love him. Does he play it at movie? Wow. Apologie Monty should play. Apologie Monty should play the commissioner of baseball. It has his dad. He should play his dad in a movie where Paulie 30 is his son, and they do that aged down thing for when he, like, talks to, like, a young 30 Muddy. 30 role. He killed that kill that role. So Kevin Bacon was in Kevin Bacon and Ryan Reynolds were both in X Men movies because Kevin Bacon played some sort of villain I villain. I don't know if Mary Louise Parker was in it not, know if Mary Louise Parker was in it. Not a it's It's not an X-Men not an X Men movie. I don't know if Bacon being in Deadpool or 30 Lantern. lantern. Well, it's it's not either one of those. That's great. So it's a different comic book adaptation. It's not men in black. It's no. Now, that's interesting because they mention like watching Min and Black after being poked in the eye. eye. Is it hollow hollow man? man? That's a Keif bacon belly. But being poked in the eye would mean you have one eye, which means cyclops, which means X Men, though. man. I I think that this movie I remembered this movie. I saw this movie. This movie was really trying to be a men in black or men in black movie. Men going. What's that black in black too. No. I mean, it wasn't 30. I don't think with men in black at all. Let's see. I'll read it again. So it has to do with, like, aliens and, like, the secret organizations getting rid of aliens. Oh, wait. Hope does he have it? Does he have it? Does he have it ladies and gentlemen? Does he have it? Can't he seal the deal? I got Three guy. Jona hex. Dude, Jona hex is close. Was was no. Ryan Reynolds was not in Jona hex. No. That's not the Exactly. Thanos. Is it what's does it have to rhyme with? What's the word or phrase? III will say that this is this is the the the most perfect rhyme, but Why did God let this movie happen to me? I guess I'll file a complaint with the It ends with a d. Erin's. Correct. It ends with a d. You've got it. It's like it's it's the same. It's like a MIB, but it's a different thing. It's different Uh-huh. It is 30 different. different it's different letters. letters. It's different letters. I think my entire brain missed every part of this movie and their advertising. Something 30. D it was on billboards and it's like, was on billboards, and it's like It's all I Can Can I get a give you can I give you 30 can I give you the CoStar? CoStar? Ryan Reynolds with Jeff Bridges and Jeff Bridges plays like an old Ryan Reynolds. With Jeff Bridges. Yes. At Jeff Bridges' place, like an old cowboy. Like, he he was just getting his No. Collecting his Jeff Bridges check for this one. The smaller mouse use? I'm not gonna remember. It but it's, like, 30 or four letters, and it's in a row, and then the last one is DTMM. So he got it, Aaron. I gotta give it to give it to you. This is this is the real name of the DPMD. RIPD. They play officers in the arrested 30 department. Oh. And it's not 30, some It's it's ghosts. It's dead 30. It's dead people that they who are, like, doing dead people cry so they have to go with, like, save the world. world. Yep. It's basically a bit of luck, basically been black person. So many beautiful scripts not being produced. It's men and black meets ghostbusters. I wanna see a scene. Uh-huh. RIPD That's what they're called? It's called the 30. Yeah. I saw this movie. movie. It was It was bad. So JPC, you are a new member of the RIPD. Okay. And you have to go to a, I wanna say, a graveyard where is, like, haunting around, and you have to do whatever they do to ghost, I guess. Okay. Now you just stand right where you are. But hold on hour and a half. Too fast. You can't catch 30. on. I don't move so fast in the don't move so fast and march me. Just was a speed skitter before I die. But you just admit you just admit getting out of you die. Yeah. And you And here goes, You gotta come with me till the RIBD. You gotta get me there? Come on. Officer. Officer? That officer and my father's name. I'm Jeff Erin's, and I'm a member of the 30. Rippett. It's my fault. I dug up the grave of Anton Ono and Not 30. Not the one that you're thinking of. You happen to have the same thing. Oh. And I was also a 30 skater. But I fiddled with the bones and I think I'm to cause. This is a situation that I like to look through the camera color and to Oh, no. Why is there a camera here? I've got bridges. 30. bridges. terrible Jeff Bridges impersonation. Bridges. No. I that's Jeff Bridges just like that's him just having fun. Oh. What the likes? Ready for next one? Yes. Yes. This is a fun game. I like these. Summer blockbuster, big budget IP. Martin Campbell directed Dion 30 DP An intergalactic The omnisource. Hold Hold on. Is that, that sounds like a Catherine O'Hara's character from shit's Creek is saying a DPS that that sounds like Catherine O'Hara's character from Shitts Creek is saying 30 name. name. It could be could be. Did memoirs from Migisha? An endocrinologic police force, the yellow essence of fear. Could this be the biggest movie of the year? This thing's gotta ring. Ryan Reynolds can earn. Oh, yeah. Well, maybe for sun, but not for the 30 lantern. Was he John Stewart in that one? With the yeah. He played, like, the daily show host. Is that what you mean? Is that one of the is that one of the 30 lanterns? Is John Stewart? Is it wait. What? Wait. Are we talking about the Daily Show host? No. No, I think, I think one of the, I think there's like four people who have been like, quote unquote, the green Hold on. I think one of the I think there's, like, four people who have been, like, quote unquote, the 30 lantern. And think one one's name is John Stewart. Yeah. think so. I think his guy's name was Hal. Oh, Hal somehow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hal Sparks Talk to you. I've I've never seen that seen that movie. movie. I think I I think I saw it. I saw this one in theaters and, man, it was bad. And nobody saw it. Like, this one lost money. It was was a big bust for them. But I think this is I don't know this is where he met Blake Lively, but Blake Lively was in this movie, and then later they got married. So So not a total waste of time. I wasn't no. Ryan Reynolds was 30 to Scarlet Johansson for, like, two years. I 30 forgotten about that. that. Here's a list of Greenland a list of green lanterns. Allen Scott, Hal Jordan, Guy Gartner. Guy Gartner, John Stewart, Kyle Rainer, Simon Bass, and Jessica Cruz. Cruz. Jessica Cruz. Finally got a lady there. One of seven. there. All You guys ready for your next one? Yes, 30. Okay. Okay. 30, one Aaron Keith can enjoy. And three female leads share the screen with our boy. I Boy. And I like this movie, like this movie. Just friends, comedy, mystery, romance, insane. And he's even working for the Clinton campaign. And Abigail Breslin is playing his 30. I already said baby. I see this I see this movie. Definitely, maybe. I got terrible Romecom. Sean and I argue about that. He thinks it's a pretty good movie. And I think it's 30, and I think it's terrible. terrible. I've never heard of this. Dude, the part the part where he's working for Bill Clinton. This 30, movie. I'm like, what, why are we like What are why are we doing this? It's kind of like the same concept of how I met your mother. He's like -- Yeah. -- telling his little girl the story of like all women he was ever in love with. with. And then she has to guess which one who's her then she has to guess which one who's her mom, I guess. And then, like, 30, like, she guesses the mom, but they're divorced. And then she's, like, I think you were in love with other woman, you should go and be with her. It sounds like When they go to her house? It sounds like Round Runouts is bragging about all the women 30 slept with in the movie. And they tie nine. Then they do go to her house. I forgot about that. 30 the end, they go to her house and he's got his daughter there and he's like, hey, my daughter I told her the story of us and she thinks we're at love. And the girl's like, get the fuck out of here. You fucking weirdo. Is it I love for sure? weirdo. I love Fisher is one of love for sure is one of them. Elizabeth Banks. And Elizabeth Banks. Yeah. And that's her that's the actual mom. Yeah. Right? And then Poor Amanda 30, someone. I don't remember her birth. Well, spoiler. alert. I love him saying I love him saying spoiler. Definitely, maybe. really came out twenty years ago. Okay? There's only two more of these left. Okay. Look, college is hard, and Cal Penn needs to fuck. But it's our boy, Ryan Reynolds, who has all the luck. Except when it comes to getting his degree or maybe perhaps getting to read Can he graduate on time and end up decider? Why? He can do anything? Because he's national ampoons Van Wyle older. Correct. I hate this. I hate in that hate in that 30. And here's something I discovered. There's, like, There's like thirty movies in history and I'm not being hyperbolic, where someone puts something awful into food and then somebody else eats it, And the person is like, oh, this is like exceedingly delicious, and it makes me so mad. Like, there's a scene in road trip where, like, somebody eats something with pubes in it and they're, like, so 30. And there's, like Taking my headphones off, give me a thumbs up when this is over. In the help though they put, like, shit in a pie and they're, like, yum yum. But in Van Wilder, I think they pump doughnuts full of, like, dog 30, and then they eat them and they're, like, Is it just me or are these the best donuts you've ever had? It makes me so mad. Why do movies keep doing this? I I yeah. I don't know. I mean, maybe it was just like it was a there I there. I mean, there are tropes in comedy movies, but yeah, this is technically a comedy movie and there's not a single comedy movie on this there are tropes in comedy movies, but -- Yeah. -- that that that this is technically a comedy movie, and there's not a single comedy movie on this planet that ages ages. Well, after after ten years. I also saw in the last 30, I saw 30 three. I seen, I seen three TV shows in the last week where somebody will say something and the other person is like kind of dismissive or rude or I've seen three. TV shows in the last week where somebody will say something and the other person is like, kind of dismissive or rude or whatever. And the person as they leave goes, good talk. Good talk. And I'm like, nobody fucking says good talk after like, I hate that trope. I hate it. I say that after ever 30, everybody leaves the Zoom, and then it's just me and looking at a black screen, I go. Good time. I think there might be one exception to what 30 just said. Mhmm. I'm I'm not a hundred percent sure because been a while since I've seen it, but I think Please say the hangover. The hangover is still kind of perfect. I actually can't think of a single thing wrong with movie. You can't make comedy anymore because 30 so sensitive. sensitive. They have to go make the joke, masturbate to the old movie I have to go make the Joker and best of being to the old movie I've made. I'm such a good director. You can guess for whose impression I'm doing. Of course, 30. what I Exactly. No. Exactly. No, actually like Martin actually like Martin Scorsese. That's the one 30 director that I'm like, carry on. But he just doesn't want to edit your movies because they're too long. What was I saying? Oh, School of Rock. think still holds up. That's a pretty good comedy. Yeah. Yeah. I, you know, also like I think a lot of comedies that are like for kids to tend to age better because there's not like a bunch of like risks, gay know, also, like, I think a lot of 30 that are, like, four kids too, ten to eight better because there's not, like, a bunch of, like, risque stuff in, like, kids 30, you know? Yeah. I they tweet at us us. If you think there's a movie that holds up and if it doesn't we'll block you any movie, you think there's a movie that holds up. And if it doesn't, we'll block you. Any movie. Sweetest Yeah. -- any movie that holds up. And if I can't hold it up to my little spaghetti arm, I block you. Alright. You got one more. Ready? Yes, please. please. A A chef who's a cook. A chef who's a dick. A young John's John Francis daily in this flick. And though this film did not achieve great acclaim without it, it. We wouldn't have the penis showing 30 wouldn't have the 30 showing game. And if the shenanigans are just too grating, I don't recommend that you watch Chef with John Favreau. The proposal. Please don't watch Chef with John Favreau. What do you don't watch John Favreau. Showing game. Well, that's a Adam, I'll say that that is a big component of this 30. The Chris movie? No. I guess, I get where you're going with this thing. Time again. And if this shenanigans and I don't know if this helps, but shenanigans is in bold. I guess I'm betting that won't help. Are just too grading. grading. I don't recommend that you watch I don't recommend that you watch 30. Grading. Gaining. Mhmm. Mhmm. This this may be I I what I'm 30. Aaron, what'd you say? Maiden. No. This may be a movie. I mean, this could be Ryan Reynolds flick that you guys just did not see. Is shenanigans like Boennigens? Is that like a place 30 173 to one. One to one. You got it. Office space? It is not Office space. What was the name of the place in Office space? space? Was that also Was it also shenanigans? shenanigans? 30. I don't remember. I know that shenanigans is the place in super trippers because -- Mhmm. -- I remember him saying, I'm at the pistol whip, the next person who says shenanigans they say, hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on your wall? And he goes, shenanigans, and they all whip out their pistols to give to the 30? That movie does it age well? This 30, this is from two thousand and five. This movie just not age well. I would say, no one even liked it when it came out. That's how always a good sign. Mhmm. Mhmm. sign. it you guys a girl in a pizza place? Place? No, that's a great guest because that was a TV show that Ryan Reynolds was That's a great guess because that was a TV show that Ryan Reynolds was in. in. That is a great guest, but it does not rhyme with is a great guess. But it does not rhyme with grading. Greeting. Is this a one word title? It's a one word title. It has ellipses in it debating. A chef who's a cook? A chef who's a dick? Dick. What's a a chef? Well, David Dave Kettner is in this movie and he's a he plays a dick. He's always playing a dick. Thank you. Don't even know. It's not an increment. No. So you got shenanigans as a restaurant. You got that that. There's a chef in a chef in there. Who's a cook? Played by Dane Cook. Dane Cook in this movie. And it rhymes with grading. Yeah. So what's The finish is down the grading. It sounds grading. Waiting. A bunch of waiters. This This is a movie called a movie called Waiting. It is about a bunch of waiters. Ryan 30' character in this is a character who is only attracted to underage girls. And that's just a part of this movie. What? There's a There's a whole plot line. There's a whole plot line of this movie him wanting to sleep with a host who who's, like, turns eighteen next week. And she's and he's, like, trying to, like, am I gonna hook up with this girl who turns eighteen next week? Yeah. That's this movie. I didn't think it before, but now I'm thinking, that's right. Why don't it suck? suck? I, you know, I, I don't know if know, I I don't know if you wrote it. Did some fucking crazy movies. 30 made some bad choices. He made some bad choices. But, you know, it all got him it all got him to where he is today. In 30 guy, one of the worst movies. Okay. Okay. John writes, writes, seriously, seriously. I love this show so I love this show so much. You are all amazing. amazing. I feel like we are all friends in real I feel like we are all friends in real life. life. I know that's weird to say, but I feel know that's weird to say, but I feel it it. And I hope you feel it I hope you feel it too. No, 30. It's not weird to say. It's weird to hear. This show this show is a highlight of my 30, I always look forward to recording with you guys. Best John. John, that's incredibly kind. Thank you so much for all of that. John, John. I totally get totally get it. Any podcaster I listen to, I feel like is my old friend, and they're not. I have never met them, but I feel like they are, so I totally get it. Well, I don't know. I think that this John is maybe in a different situation because they say at the end of the email, I always look forward to recording with you guys. Wow. Come on now, John. That that that Wow. Aaron, there's a John that records with us every episode. Right? This this email is from John Patrick Cohen. didn't say that this was an email. email. is John Patrick Cohen just talking This is this is being read off a Google Doc on my computer. You 30 this shit. This is out of the email. You said it was from twenty eighteen? No, you didn't. No, I didn't. I did not. I said the previous on this in twenty eighteen. This is the biggest twist in hay riddle riddle history. Erin's did stop. You thought at 30 from twenty eighteen was referencing a 30 free guy. No. Aaron. No, Aaron. I'm just trying to say that that. I thought you implied that it was an email, thought you implied that it was an email. Oh. I have to rethink it. The brain's the first to go. At thirty, the brain's first to go. I complimented him. I said that these were great and that I loved them. 30 I would say that whole that whole thing you just pulled on us is a hundred times better than Free guy. guy. I read, I read that, that last part to I read that that last part to Moriah. Mariah. And I said, I said, I always look forward to recording with you I said I said I always look forward to recording with you guys. And she was like, don't know. I don't think that they're gonna get it. it. And I'm like, oh, I think that they're going to get it like I'm like, oh, I think that they're gonna get it like immediately because I say recording with you guys. Why thought it was a fan being like I'm an idiot who trusts you. you. I guess I'm an idiot who guess, I'm an idiot who trusts you. I first of all, I never lied to you. Yes, you did. No, mister 30. I0I gave you all the clues. The clues are there. No. There's clothes were there the whole time, mister 30 said? The same thing as lying. It was Was the snowman. snowman. I said, this email Cubs to I said this 30 comes to you. I said this this message comes to us from John. Play it back. You go back. Look at the tape. I told you all Oh, the clues. I totally heard you say a record I look forward to recording with whatever he said. But in my head, I was like, well, he just joked about being parashocial. So I was like, in his mind, he's like, I'm such good Erin's, I record with you. Did I say it wrong? I feel like We are all friends in real life. We are not a hun. And our hun. Here's Here's what, here's what 30 got here's what I feel that way. Erin's the number most successful trick you just played in the last two minutes with this with this what you wrote. Be it was so earnest and sincere in loving, which are three qualities I don't associate with her. You're on this podcast. Right now, you guys are watching me walk away and you're watching my little leg. leg. You know, I'm dragging behind dragging behind, but then it starts straightening out and it starts walking know, I'm dragging behind, drag him behind, but then it starts straightening out. It starts walking away. Is there a must say? Yes. Yes. Kaiser. It does say. And you pan up, and guess he was walking away. It's not that guy because he's we don't do heavy force. bore. So it's Jeff it's Jeff Bridges. And he turns around and goes, RIPD motherfucker. And then he shoots the camera and then roll credits. You credits. You made me look like a fool and I will never forgive made me look like a fool, and I will never forgive you. My birthday falls on a Wednesday, an episode day once every seven years. That's true. Or something like that. Kathleen Turner. You're beautiful. You? 30. I'm not bad. I'm just drunk. I'm angry. When I Erin's, my voice drops Drops to this. I'm sorry. I this. I want to make this up to make this up to you. I you. I want to make this up to make this up to you. I am so 30. I wanna make this up to you. So I wanna give you the opportunity Do you have any 30. With you would you like to steal? Would you like to pass your play? I would like to pass your play. I would like to play. You like a drum I'm gonna hit you a bunch with sticks because you suck. suck. You are not my You are not my friend. You are full. You are clown. You are a lying clown. You fool. 30 birthday to me. I'm grabbing all my presents. I'm leaving. Did she take our thumbs? I have nothing to plug. plug. want to plug our Patreon. Patrion. You should go to patrion.com/hey, riddle, riddle should go to 30 dot com slash hey riddle riddle. Guys, I Folks, I can't stress enough. enough. The content there is just so wild and weird and funny and The content there is just so wild and weird and 30 and stupid. stupid. And I think should all partake in think you should all partake in that So 30, for the holiday 30, especially get yourself for someone you love the gift of Haver to Riddle. It's a gift that keeps on laughing. And I also wanna give a huge plug to Aaron 30, one of my favorite humans in the world. Erin's, your birthday. birthday. I love love you. you. I hope you have the best I hope you have the best time. Thank you. you. I also want to give another plug to my friend also wanna give another plug to my friend 30 of my favorite people in the world, I love them and love this. Thank you for hosting. You got my ass. You got my dumb ass with his last fit, but I fucking love that that that 30 happened because that was so fucking funny and fantastic. I gotta get a quick bug too. Because if you go to the Patreon right now, I think think we just finished releasing this. It is the the western Ephth the adult wrote. road. So if you have liked errands like thematic episodes, like the riddle city or the hate riddle if you have liked Aaron's like, thematic episodes, like, the Riddle 30 or the Hayriddle High. It's in the same vein. It is a western Yahsat Saddle. saddle. It is all unlocked on the is all unlocked on the 30 now. It is fantastic. fantastic. Amazing Not only did Al do an amazing job. Alright. Not only did Al do an amazing job, Casey did an amazing job at it. Arnie Perez did a great job with the new 30 Parrot did a great job with the new 30. Very, very fun. So you gotta go check that out. It's patreon dot com slash hey riddle riddle patrion.com/riddle. I actually do have something to plug that I 30 do have something to plug that I forgot. Go follow me on Instagram. Erin 30 ten, a web bus is doing monthly shows now in LA. There is also a bus in Chicago that you can go and see, but I will not be there. there. It's we call it west bus because it's the three people who are in LA it's me will lead mentor and Sean we call it West bus because it's the three people who are in LA It's 30, we'll lead mentor and Sean Coyle. And we have a monthly show, and there's some solo characters and improv and really, really fun. We did one in October and it was an absolute blast and so many of you came and it was so nice. But if you wanna know the date and to get tickets for that, follow me on Instagram and I will post about it Erin's the seventeenth in November, so it's a 30 today. You guys are also doing one Broadway in New York, and you're calling it 30 buses. Yeah. 30 buses. It doesn't work that well. We're 30 know. don't. We know. And we know. Erin's, speaking of things that are getting closer, you're next wet bus show West bus show. There's also a planet that is getting much closer to us as we speak. Do you know what planet that would be? The sun. No. No. Gotcha. Five. Right? Jupiter. That's on planet sometime planet to on planet. It's on planet. It's a star. I know it's a star. Please be allowed to fire birthday. That's it you're on Instagram. Tell is this dark. No. Here in the meeting. And comp Patrick Collins. He's Tony to be editing. Now Hey there, States and Plates. If you like that, you were gonna love this week's Patreon. Patrion. It's a better note state series featuring It's our better known estate series featuring Mississippi. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalog at patreon dot com slash hay riddle riddle by joining the clue crew for five dollars a month or the review crew for eight dollars a month. See you there. That

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