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Yeah, OK. Um, that's
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all I can do. So that's all I'm going to do. Can
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I have Greal move up and...
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Although he's only got 25 foot of movement. And...
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Wait, did the demon inside die as well? No, still alive.
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That's still going. Can I aim at that? Is that a
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thing I can aim at? I would say
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that from... With 25 feet, it would run
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along. Yes, I'm going to give the
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creature some cover just because it's a bit of an awkward shot,
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so you'll have plus two AC. No.
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5 plus 4 to hit. No,
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not enough. The bolt thuds into
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the wooden doorframe, unfortunately. Yeah, kind of so great.
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Like, ahh! Off me
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aim! Grumbles to himself.
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Do you want me to be tracking bolts as
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well? Ah, yes, please, yeah. He can recover that
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last one, so don't use it for that one.
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You've used three, I think. Two? Sorry?
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Yeah. Three. All righty. So,
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those of you, now that some of you can see inside,
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after Gruff and Sir Gréold, Hoagrem,
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the big innkeeper with his double-handed
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baseball bat, basically is going to take an attack.
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He is going to hit. Nice.
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D12 plus 2 for
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another eight points of damage. You
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can see that the creature inside
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is probably quite regretting being inside,
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as he's being swatted around by
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this man. He's like, ahh! He's
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kind of being battered around. He looks quite formless at
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this point, like, nearly defeated. And
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he hasn't recovered his flame breath? No, but it is
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his turn now. OK. No,
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that's not the flame breath. He's going
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to turn on Hoagrem. I do roll another nat
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20. Oh! Hoagrem's
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going to take... Hoagreust. He's
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going to say... D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- No, he's eight.
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And then another six points of fire damage,
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so 14 points of fire damage. He
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would be looking very rough. So,
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you see as he kind of gets this
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big, heavy swing, he's like, take that, you
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bastard! Pfft! And then the creature just turns
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on him, grabs his face, and he's like,
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ahh! The
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delicious ice cold taste of Dr. Pepper has
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a lasting effect on people. Lindsay from Sacramento
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said... Pro tip, 40 degrees is the perfect
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temperature for an ice cold Dr. Pepper. Why
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is 40 degrees the perfect temperature for Dr.
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Pepper? We brought in Sue from Duluth, Minnesota to
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tell us. Oh yeah, I know a thing or two
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about cold. Oh, that right there is the
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perfect kind of ice cold for Dr. Pepper. Mmm,
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I'd share that with my friend Nancy. She likes
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Dr. Pepper too, you know. My coldest... Alright, that'll
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be all, Sue. Having a perfect temperature for
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your Dr. Pepper? It's a Pepper thing. Inspired
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by Real Fan posts.
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