Hello Highlyans, it has been quite some time since the boys, the brothers, the only two men from different mothers, Kif and Quatro have brought you, the MASSES, the factuals. They have spent months on the moon with Frank Sinatra in their own pr

Exploding Hamsters and Robot Birds play a game of 5v5 on the Highest Court In The Land while Purple Ron screams "No Poopy Talk" at Zombie Quatro from the stands

Oct 28th, 2021 42m 31s

HELLO HIGHLYANS!!!! It has been quite some time, it is with vivid regret that I must inform you that the Brothers of Factuals were swept up into the Summer Vortex of Anti-Factual Abyss of made up Nonsense! Although after a long awaited return a

Ken the Pongo escapes the zoo with some Rubber Duckies because the guard caught a bout of Boanthropy through an Act of God caused by Bill Nye

Jul 16th, 2021 1h 5m

THE MASSES!!!! How have y'all been old chums, our Highlyan Familials, worshippers of the Herbs and Trees? ...Well I am Glad some of you are doing Well, and Sorry some of you are doing Not So Well. You know? Since you are all Separate People wit

I'm up, I'm ready, I have a Machete! In Alabama it's illegal to have Incest Nemo babies while driving in a NASCAR race

Jul 9th, 2021 1h 15m

Sorry for the wait Highlyans! Quatro and Kif took there Summer Vacation, but they are back and they never even stopped worshipping the Herbs and Trees while on their break. So boy are they ready to deliver the factuals to THE MASSES today. This

Garfield Haunts Brad Pitt's beach house while Cristiano Ronaldo drinks Pschitt!, does Barrel Stands, and Slaps the Satchel during a Viking Rap Battle in F*cking Austria

Jun 18th, 2021 1h

Welcome to the vaguely familiar but yet so new, bright, and colorful new world of the Herbs and Trees where Kif and Quatro worship them alongside the worlds local dwellers, the Highlyans. The Quatro and Kif study and worship among the Highlyan

Bob Ross is curing the Sex Work Industry while a Bedazzled Saddled Dazzle debates the difference between Smuckers Dolphin Pussy Jelly and Radioactive Spidey Sperm Jam feat. Shnitzel/SamScratch

Jun 14th, 2021 1h 9m

This week on Highly Factual the Boys bring you, THE MASSES, a Very Special Guest, and not only is he Special, have the stature of a brick wall, and a Hilarious member of the Sasquatch tribe he is also Highly Factuals first Guest! So sit back re

The local Undercover Spiders are having Vampires and Nazis play Death Baseball to win the Big Cat attracting Shedding Duck Penis

Jun 3rd, 2021 1h 2m

BACK AT IT AGAIN! Its what you have all been waiting for! The magnificent, the brilliant, the gorgeous brothers forever caught inside an Idiot Plot! Will they ever escape? Only Time will tell... and Time says "absolutely not they are staying in

Viking Cats fight alongside Mark Zuckerberg & his AI in the Clone Wars against Steve Jobs & his Antarctic Gamer Assassins

May 26th, 2021 1h 4m

What is up Highlyans? The boys are back again and as always they are worshipping the most holy of herbs and trees so that they can bring you, THE MASSES, the best of the best, the factualist of the factuals. This week Quatro and Kif bring you s

Godzilla is feeling Diffusion of Entitlement over wearing Elton John's last diamond encrusted Cock Ring while pissing Millions of Gallons a day

May 23rd, 2021 1h 1m

On todays zany adventures with the one and only highliest of the most factuals to ever exist! ITS THE BOYS, THE MYTHS, THE VERY AVErage humans who not only worship the trees and herbs but they listen. Its Quatro and Kif! Its Kif and Quatro! The

FedEx plays Black Jack with Jack Black's Mom at the Casino & wins 20 million to have a Bi-Sexual Goose train Cats to be Spies

May 15th, 2021 45m 48s

On this episode of Highly Factual, the Brothers, Kif & Quatro are going on a wild Adventure of Factual Enlightenments with their Highlyan friends so they can provide you, THE MASSES, an absolutely excellent selection of facts. That they themsel

George Washington is having a liquored up Pissing Contest in Wheel Chairs with Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, and a Lebron sized Penguin

May 10th, 2021 59m 6s

The brothers are back again worshipping all dem got dang trees and herbs, just for you highlyans. They have praised their mythical, and green gods & goddeses to bring the greatest of factual enlightenments to THE MASSES, including you my highly

Romans Piss in their Mouths and eat Strawberries to get rid of the Piss Smell

Apr 20th, 2021 1h 1m

In this weeks episode of Highly Factual the brothers Quattro and Kif worship the herbs and trees and become privy to factual enlightenments that they present to you, the masses. They discuss facts that have to deal with Ketchup, bananas, flamin

Squirrels causing NASDAQ Fuckery and Geese terrorizing Aztec Testicles

Apr 13th, 2021 55m 26s

The brother Quattro and Kif worship the herbs and trees this week so that they may be enlightened to facts and prophesies them to the masses. This week they prophesies things such as how ants and grass have an ancient deal worked out among them

Recycle to save the Otters from White Cannibals that may eat Souls and could be descendants of Vampires.

Apr 1st, 2021 47m 50s

The Brothers are back again worshipping dem herbs and trees so that they may bring you, THE MASSES, factual enlightenments of which they learned as prophets of the herbs and trees themselves. This week the brothers Quattro and Kif deliberate on

Are Birds Real? How Do I Buy Hippo Milk?

Mar 26th, 2021 1h 1m

As always Kif and Quattro worship the herbs and trees in this episode so they may be enlightened to the facts that they will gladly bring to the masses. in this episode they discuss whether birds are real and if Quattro can buy Hippo Milk on Re

Dogs are running for Mayor and thats not even an Idiot Plot

Mar 24th, 2021 52m 49s

Kif and Quattro worship their trees and herbs to bring the masses factual enlightenments such as how we may or may not have accidentally created our own Idiot Plot, and how Britain are big aggressive colonizers that at one point or another have

We really thought 1800s Kansas men came through for feminism

Mar 12th, 2021 49m 57s

We worship the herbs and trees so that they may gift us with highly factual knowledge about war hero dogs, the first woman to be elected mayor, and many more interesting factual tidbits.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.c

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