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So Sorry. Yeah. Go

3:00

ahead. No.

3:01

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. No. Sorry. I'm

3:03

just out of sorts. little bit. I'm like catching

3:05

up to I'm

3:07

a little fucked up this morning because I

3:10

like you Well, you know this, Hayes.

3:18

Here you are being weird. Sorry.

3:21

before

3:22

I was, like, Chard seems normal. Like,

3:24

you know, you're not out of sorts, but actually,

3:26

yeah, that was insane. Well, I'm I'm I'm fucked

3:28

up. And You

3:30

know I have my routine on

3:32

show day. Show day is a big deal

3:34

for me. I still care about And

3:37

what I'll do is I'll get

3:39

in the Zoom thirty to forty minutes

3:41

early and just kind of feel the

3:43

space. You know what I mean? Yeah.

3:45

Run them by -- Walk them. Walk them by four

3:47

orders. transformable. Exactly.

3:50

Yeah. Just explore the

3:52

zoom window a little bit and get

3:55

corner and and kind of get

3:57

comfortable and sink in so

3:59

that when the guest comes, they're

4:02

not joining a Zoom I'm

4:04

welcoming them into a home,

4:06

which has been lovingly prepared,

4:09

and the vibe is right.

4:12

And, unfortunately, I've been unable to do that lately.

4:15

Because the

4:17

link -- Let him

4:20

-- -- let him let him say why.

4:22

Okay. Actually,

4:24

III hate to blame the guests so

4:27

early on. Wait. What? Sorry.

4:29

Sorry. to to

4:31

let everyone know who's speaking now

4:33

because because per

4:35

Adam's team, there will be no video. But

4:37

just to let everyone know who's speaking

4:39

right now, this is

4:42

formally chef

4:45

Kevin now known as Richard Linklater.

4:47

because

4:47

Link's been getting later later. Hey,

4:50

guys. Richard Linklater. I was having

4:52

a beautiful morning just starting my

4:54

way. Love waking your life. Some really

4:56

cool ideas in there. We don't

4:58

have that roboscopic animation style.

5:01

No.

5:02

Go ahead. Say your I was having a beautiful

5:04

morning. I had the email in the draft

5:06

sent to the boys. One email for

5:08

the Zoom link. and I I got

5:10

a phone call. I said, oh, I don't I

5:12

don't recognize this number. Chef Kevin

5:14

speaking, Adam calls

5:16

me sup.

5:17

Hello? Do

5:20

I have to use a mic or what? He

5:23

says, it would

5:25

be cool. and

5:26

he goes cool.

5:29

Yeah. I guess I'll be cool at

5:31

me. Click.

5:33

Next thing I know, I'm I'm doing

5:36

small talk with Adam, which was awesome, by

5:38

the way. I think he would agree. It

5:40

was, like, It was really awkward

5:42

when you get into here. The fucking

5:44

guest. You maybe just the fucking

5:46

guest. This is how to how to how to I have to blame

5:48

the guest so early. Yeah. You should hate it

5:50

because we have an introduced his ass.

5:52

I

5:52

hate it. This is

5:55

Adam DiMarco. We've been having a

5:57

beautiful small talk together talking

5:59

about the show,

5:59

say

6:00

on credits, please. When say

6:02

you didn't even said what show? Yeah.

6:05

Talking about white white lattice.

6:08

And

6:08

was like this when you guys weren't here. It was

6:10

really weird with chef, Ken, and I alone.

6:12

I think he sent you the link late

6:14

on purpose. and purpose. So

6:16

he just likes to have some

6:19

alone time. Yeah.

6:21

What would

6:22

be Oh, whoops. I forgot. Whoops. Must've

6:24

forgotten. This is even though per Adam's

6:26

team, we only have fifty minutes. Yeah.

6:28

Spiked per Adam's team. We haven't had your on

6:30

a tight video because all news

6:32

to me, by the way. No video. Okay.

6:34

We know that Adam sweetie. We

6:36

know the game. They're like, you

6:38

have the team do it, so you can come -- Yeah. --

6:40

be like, oh, now we get For some time to

6:42

this. Now I go out of my life,

6:44

We invented a good five bad thing. Instead

6:46

of fifty? Yes. If you've

6:48

listened to the show, we do good cop, back cop

6:50

every week. Okay. And we

6:52

should talk. We're doing it

6:54

right now. So, honey, it's okay.

6:57

You have an aggressive team. Congratulations.

7:00

Adam has a very aggressive team. I

7:02

wanna you want that. I wanna be

7:04

here. I I asked to be honest, so I want

7:06

to be here. I you know, that that's

7:08

that's them. That's not me. I didn't know the

7:10

fifty million dollars thing. but that's the You know and I

7:12

want Video won't won't be able to see

7:14

this. Oh, right. Right. I'm doing a lot of video

7:16

stuff because there's no but that's this.

7:18

That's that's come closer

7:20

beside over there. Right. Do you know anyone

7:22

who does You have an aggressive team?

7:25

That's

7:25

right. You don't. No. That's right. You don't know

7:27

anyone. on. The Toronto Raptors

7:30

right now. You've never heard of them. Oh,

7:33

the Raptors. No. The answer is no. You don't. You

7:35

never heard of them anyway. And and that's why you haven't

7:37

heard of them. Yeah. Because their team wasn't

7:39

aggressive enough. Oh, I get

7:41

it. Wow. To

7:43

to organize their promotional opportunities

7:45

in such a way that they

7:47

maximize the talent's

7:50

time

7:50

so that you're

7:52

not gonna spend fifty five

7:54

minutes on the show getting corded

7:56

on video, you're gonna

7:58

be fifty minutes, no

8:01

image included. In and

8:03

out, no intro to the podcast,

8:06

Nothing. Nothing. No kidding. but

8:09

taking names, driving. starts mentioning

8:11

your name. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But none of

8:13

that. We don't have to remember that.

8:15

Yeah. So

8:16

Adam was telling me before the show, Hayes,

8:18

and maybe we can deal with this a little bit

8:20

that and he brought up Toronto

8:23

Raptors. I think he wishes he was on flagrant

8:25

once. He, like, he wishes to that show every week.

8:27

He's listened to Hollywood Hamilton. Beginning,

8:30

except he has recently fallen

8:32

off. Well, I don't know Is

8:33

it the Zoom era? I don't know if

8:35

I felled off or I mean

8:37

but Did we fell? Someone told me I

8:39

felled off. Right? Yeah.

8:42

Just you know, I had someone tell

8:44

me I felt off who I needed that.

8:47

Yeah.

8:48

I've been so I've been so busy,

8:50

but I never miss a flavor ones.

8:54

Mhmm. Should we do that? What

8:56

was the last with him

8:58

or dog? What was the last one

9:00

you listened to? hum

9:03

Zempat,

9:05

Mike Lawrence, I'm

9:08

trying to remember. Maybe

9:11

Whit and

9:12

Clay. Whit and Clay.

9:14

Which one? Which one? The most

9:17

recent one. Yeah. No. That

9:19

lost a lot of people. people were

9:21

really like, okay, I'm good.

9:23

During that one, I thought, god, we

9:25

are fucking dropping subscribers

9:27

right now. They they always

9:29

talk about the nasty is

9:31

shit. And, like, what

9:33

is wrong with them? Yeah.

9:36

Like, can you fear it? I I haven't been able

9:38

to diagnose it. There's something fucking

9:41

off, dude. When was that

9:43

were we talked about slam dance?

9:45

Yes. What the they weren't even they

9:48

didn't see how they weren't even there.

9:50

To be

9:50

honest, I can't remember the episode.

9:53

That's my best guess.

9:55

Buddy -- Yeah. -- have you been with my

9:57

friends? Totally forgettable. Have you gone?

9:59

I I don't know what

9:59

that is. Yeah. This

10:01

is an effort. Didn't know What team mentioned

10:04

you might. Yeah. Is

10:05

it like Sundance? Hemant

10:08

said,

10:08

actually no. The

10:11

whole point of it is that it is

10:13

not like Sundance. This ain't

10:15

Sundance. It's

10:17

slammed hands. It's slammed

10:19

harder. Fucked up craziest

10:22

insane movies get there. that couldn't

10:24

get into Sundance. Though some

10:26

of the fucking darkest

10:28

craziest shit you've ever

10:30

heard of, You can throw a

10:32

rock. It's close by. You can throw a rock and

10:34

hit Sundance, and they

10:36

do. And they do. That's

10:38

gonna do that. Just wanna do that.

10:41

Adam. That's gonna

10:43

Adam, The

10:45

show. The show?

10:47

Can you can you believe it? White

10:50

Lopez. Are we are we

10:52

cherishing every second drink, every

10:55

drop of this. This doesn't come

10:57

along every day. You know you've been in

10:59

the fucking biz. to

11:01

get onto a rocket

11:03

ship and touch the white

11:05

hot flame. Oh,

11:09

it's got to feel great. So talk

11:11

about the most insane

11:13

perk.

11:15

Oh. Free HBO? Okay.

11:17

Well, you

11:20

guys know, you

11:22

know, the toys guys laugh call you.

11:24

The toys. It's been to The

11:26

toys are too shabby or are they Sometimes

11:29

the toys can be nice. Not

11:30

it's not easy to do, but Some

11:33

of the toys use it. Yeah.

11:36

when

11:36

you were part of the HBO

11:38

family --

11:40

Mhmm. -- is

11:42

extra scenes of Newark. that

11:45

no one else has access

11:47

to.

11:48

the Mhmm. I

11:49

took five hundred blue states of

11:52

doer, cast members only Did

11:54

now have you booked have you picked out I

11:56

mean, I'm sure a lot of the dates were gone by the

11:58

time you got cast, but have

12:00

you gotten your night in the W.

12:02

B. water tower yet? I know

12:05

everybody gets to spend one night in

12:07

there. And when you're in there, anything

12:10

goes. Mhmm. I have not looked

12:12

like international waters. I

12:14

drove by the other day that there's,

12:16

like, a little ladder -- Yeah. -- leading

12:18

up to it. What's Oh, yeah. Yeah. What do you

12:20

think that ladders for, dude? Brother.

12:23

Okay. Yeah. I'll I'll ask

12:25

about it. I've -- Yeah. -- yet I have

12:27

fucking cowater now, man. Or Those

12:30

bookout. I have been kinda I

12:32

haven't really to be honest, I have

12:34

not been taking full advantage.

12:36

I I mean, I got tickets to one Ellie

12:38

King's game. It is what we

12:40

wanted to talk about actually -- hockey. -- not

12:42

taking advantage. It it's great it's

12:44

great great great great to have an

12:46

aggressive team. Right.

12:48

You gotta do some of the work too,

12:50

man. This

12:51

was this was it for me. This was my

12:54

aggressive.

12:54

This was your one big perk was to appear on

12:57

Hollywood but Yeah.

12:58

Brother,

13:00

you are doing some of the -- Absolutely. -- you

13:04

you're getting washed. I'm

13:07

getting rins. You're getting fucking

13:09

rins, dude. Help me out. seen

13:11

some of the losers that we've had on this

13:13

show. Anybody can do this fucking

13:15

show. I mean, not anybody. There's people

13:17

that wanna do it that we won't let.

13:19

But, like Honestly, it's, like,

13:22

who? Not cool, man. Like,

13:24

do what we let do it?

13:26

Yeah.

13:28

It's a short list.

13:31

Yeah. Well, I mean, we could give you some

13:33

Do we say do we say what maybe we

13:36

say Aubrey on this and then, like,

13:38

we're So that's when we

13:40

actually deal with this. Yeah. That's when we'd

13:42

actually like to make happen. We

13:44

want We so Aubrey's been on the

13:46

show.

13:47

Yes. Early days. Right? I

13:50

don't know why. I think of it as

13:52

sort of our middle period. She's

13:55

been on the show She's

13:57

a friend. I would

13:59

love to get her back. It's

14:03

a

14:04

couple stages to that

14:06

process. And so I want

14:08

your help. If you could

14:10

assist me in crafting, and

14:13

you must be getting these, but crafting

14:15

the perfect text, from a

14:17

friend you haven't spoken to in a while that

14:19

says, hey, loving

14:21

white voters. Yeah.

14:22

Yeah. Hey. You're so good on this.

14:24

And then And

14:25

that's the first text. And that's

14:28

step one. You're sending multiple texts.

14:30

You're gonna There will be a

14:32

there will be a later text.

14:34

Could you read that one first.

14:36

But then, and you wait a certain amount

14:38

of time. Yes. To

14:40

to then wait to go, like,

14:42

actually, Would you wanna

14:44

come back and do the pod? I was just thinking

14:48

I was just watching the show and, like,

14:50

you're so great on it. And I thought, like,

14:52

this is just what

14:54

we need on the podcast. And maybe you could

14:56

even promote

14:58

the show there, you know,

15:00

or or something. I I don't know. I mean,

15:02

the shows being on the podcast so you don't need to come here

15:04

to promote it, but also maybe there's people who listen

15:06

to the show that

15:07

we do who don't know about,

15:10

you know, that yet. Mhmm. I

15:12

think that's Yeah. But what how how do

15:14

I handle it? because you must be you're on the

15:16

other side of it. People are texting you.

15:18

Yeah? Yeah. I think send the

15:20

first one like you fire that

15:22

first bullet. And say and

15:24

say what exactly? Just let's not be

15:26

loose with it. Let's get You know, because we know

15:28

we're sending that. Like, we just said that that's

15:30

what we're doing. sent from getting sent? I could

15:32

have sent that already. Perfect.

15:34

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But just what's the

15:36

language that makes it, like,

15:38

Should I include a specific from the

15:40

show, like, loved the scene

15:42

where you were on the beach

15:44

or, well, that sounds that Yeah. Well, that

15:46

makes it so That doesn't sound seen it.

15:48

Right? No. No. No. No. I I know. So

15:50

that's why he's, like, get more specific.

15:52

Dude, You're

15:54

so Mainlining

15:56

this shit. I'm

15:59

fucking

15:59

draining this. The part Were

16:02

you on the were you on the beach?

16:04

Yeah. Your beach scene,

16:06

I was screaming.

16:09

I was losing

16:12

it. It it's so awesome, dude.

16:14

because normally I hate that kinda

16:16

shit. If you

16:18

should Yeah. Yeah. Just fucking On

16:20

paper, if you told me that, oh, Adam's

16:22

doing a beach scene, I would say, throw

16:24

the fucking TV in the ocean while you're Yeah.

16:26

I just yeah. because I'm not watching, like,

16:28

show me people. And I saw the other

16:30

one. I was like, this shit sucks. is,

16:32

like, show me people who

16:34

are actually, like, doing

16:37

work. Show me people, like,

16:39

who are actually, like, on that grind.

16:42

Mhmm. You know, the guys were actually,

16:44

like, culture. putting in we're talking about,

16:46

like, actual real life

16:48

instead of this, like, bullshit. We're, like,

16:51

like,

16:51

you go on vacation. If you don't

16:53

have time to actually

16:54

put the work in for me, I don't have time to do

16:56

that for you.

16:58

That's

16:59

what I'm saying to everyone in the last show. I'm

17:01

like, self care. so disrespectful. I don't

17:03

give a fuck about any of this.

17:06

Right.

17:06

You don't This one was a good dude. When

17:08

you were on the beach, that was fucking sick.

17:10

Dude, when you were doing the beach, I went,

17:13

okay. this

17:16

motherfucker gets it.

17:18

And I and I remember

17:21

actually, was I talking to you,

17:23

Hayes, When I this is my favorite

17:26

part. Yes.

17:27

Yeah.

17:29

I really You you actually clapped.

17:31

He actually clapped. I was really nervous

17:33

for the beach scene, so I'm happy that you

17:36

guys responded well to it. I

17:38

could tell Is it real drink? No. You were You could tell

17:40

I was nervous. Oh, no. Is it

17:42

real drinks?

17:43

No. No? It's every everything

17:45

you see is a good day. You

17:48

know?

17:48

Yeah. Yeah.

17:50

the drink -- No. Good. -- good. Alright. Yeah. It's

17:52

blueberry juice. I mean

17:54

--

17:54

Yes. -- they they're they're they're it's

17:57

drink. Yeah. Do you think But

17:59

drinks? I mean

17:59

Do you think that's not drinks? Blu

18:02

ray juice is drinks.

18:04

Yeah. That's what

18:05

I said. Yeah. You said

18:08

like that. No. I'm agreeing with

18:10

you. I guess

18:10

it is drinks, but I thought you

18:12

meant drinks. You're agreeing with me that

18:14

you lied. I thought you said drink. I

18:16

didn't think you meant alcoholic drink.

18:18

you know,

18:19

it's Italy. It's Sicily.

18:21

It's things is

18:23

different over there. Mhmm. And,

18:25

yes, I've heard that Italy is so

18:28

sizzling. that

18:28

it's just sizzling and sizzling.

18:31

Yeah. Then they so sizzling

18:33

this time of year. Yeah.

18:34

I think if you wanted

18:36

if

18:37

you wanted drinks,

18:40

real drinks, you probably could have made it

18:42

happen. So what

18:43

am I saying on your text? I'm just

18:46

saying, Should

18:47

I The second word you? The second

18:49

word. First text, like, oh, do I what's

18:51

the language of it? Should I do I mention you?

18:54

can we hear some that you got? Sounds like you

18:56

don't have to attach names to them. You

18:58

can. Yeah. You can.

18:59

Can you read me a text that you got

19:01

you'll need, like, your job on the show, and then we'll see if Well,

19:03

I say whether or not it was effective, just how

19:05

it made you feel. Yeah. So

19:07

we can borrow some of the most impactful

19:10

language Okay. Alright.

19:13

Just Monday morning, so they should still

19:15

be You know? They'll

19:17

be rolling in. Geez. They're they're

19:20

coming in Let's see.

19:23

This Okay.

19:25

Someone said, loving it

19:27

my man's with a lot

19:30

of z's. And how

19:31

that and how did that

19:34

-- How that

19:34

hit you? -- go over. Right?

19:36

I said red basket. Yeah.

19:38

I said, thanks, dude. Oh,

19:41

shit. So you were feeling that. So

19:43

it's real. Wow.

19:45

He's just like he is on the show,

19:47

Hayes. I feel like I'm watching the beach.

19:49

And I said tonight's episode is insane.

19:51

This is yesterday. You

19:53

said it. And and I said, can't

19:56

wait? after that BJ ending

19:58

with a flame

19:59

emoji. Yes. The

20:02

BJ. And

20:03

then I

20:05

say, The beach

20:05

-- Yeah. -- the beach -- The beach

20:08

-- -- the job. -- putting in work.

20:10

And then I said, oh,

20:12

god. And

20:14

they said, you're embarrassed. And they said,

20:16

I had two girls ask me if it

20:18

was real. I said, hopefully, and then

20:20

a tongue out emoji.

20:23

So don't so basically, don't do any of that.

20:26

Yeah. So I don't think I'm gonna send

20:29

Well, let's let's let's sort

20:31

through it. I

20:33

probably wouldn't send

20:37

a tongue out emoji. I

20:39

probably say that. Hopefully,

20:41

that's the related sex is real just because

20:43

it's been a little while since we've You're not very

20:45

close. Okay. Sean and Aubrey, also,

20:47

you know, your friends, but,

20:50

like, when were those last ten years? We've

20:52

known each other for fifteen years.

20:54

Yeah. I don't know that we

20:57

have been in the

20:59

same room in the past two

21:01

years. Right. So

21:04

Pandemic. There's actually been a global pandemic case

21:06

forgot. Seems like everybody on the show

21:08

did, for example. Yeah. Maybe you can mention that

21:10

in the text and kind of blame the

21:12

pandemic for why you have maybe seeing

21:14

pandemic has been crazy. That's good. Yes.

21:16

Pandemic has been crazy. Loving

21:19

white Lofus, The beach isn't White

21:21

Lofus is my new pandemic obsession.

21:24

Yes. Say that. Going

21:25

binge mode on White Lofus during

21:28

pandemic.

21:29

Yes, Queen. And

21:32

then

21:32

you go into it. That's and then you launch

21:34

into it. That's sort of preamble.

21:37

Going binge mode on White Lofus.

21:39

Wait. What did you have it? White

21:42

Lopez has that dog in it. a big

21:44

pandemic. White Lopez has that

21:46

dog in it. or or

21:48

or? Yeah. You can say I

21:50

didn't didn't know white love this has a

21:52

dog in it. That

21:54

dog Oh, that dog.

21:56

Who's

21:56

that dog? I

21:58

said, a

21:59

dog. I wanna

22:00

I wanna I gotta be

22:03

That's the dog. Yeah. Dog in it.

22:06

That dog in it. That dog white

22:08

loafus has that dog in it.

22:11

Maybe oh, maybe this.

22:12

binge mode on White Lofus. This

22:15

pandemic has that dog in it.

22:17

Or or or Because, honestly,

22:19

I something I wanted to say

22:21

about the show that

22:23

I'm not seeing is, you

22:25

know,

22:25

no, obviously, It's a show

22:27

your actors that people wanna see your face, no one

22:29

has a mask on. I I

22:31

do currently have

22:35

Nice

22:35

hashtag COVIDWIFE.

22:37

Oh.

22:39

So I'm not

22:41

seeing one on the show. I know there are two

22:44

episodes left, so he's not seeing himself. Do

22:46

you understand? Like, do you I I'm not

22:48

relating to Yeah. Because I

22:50

know It's hard to do it. There isn't a

22:52

single hashtag COVID wipe in the

22:54

show. Yeah. So is is that will

22:56

that be revealed? Is it, like,

22:58

the big turn at the end is that a

23:00

hashtag COVID wife has committed some

23:02

kind of crime. because I have one of these

23:04

What's can I ask these two

23:06

wives? I

23:06

have this Sorry. with his

23:09

wife, man, she is

23:11

hashtag riddled with hashtag covid.

23:14

she is just wandering around

23:16

in a mask just,

23:19

like, coughing in her room

23:22

you know, I'm out in the yard.

23:24

I can't hear it. And

23:26

it's it's

23:28

a pretty intense

23:31

experience feels like it could be

23:33

good television drama.

23:35

You know, maybe a little more

23:38

important than no offense.

23:40

The beach, which

23:43

that, you know, that was my favorite part

23:45

so far, but I just thought

23:46

can't be that expensive to just throw a

23:49

hashtag COVID wipe in the background of one of

23:51

those shots to have her kinda walk

23:53

by and you know, try

23:55

to kind of sniffle, but you can

23:57

hear how blocked up she is. That's

23:59

a good

23:59

point. I mean, I don't I guess does I guess

24:02

COVID doesn't Maybe

24:03

it doesn't exist in the context of the

24:05

show or this is a it's like a

24:08

pre pandemic

24:08

thing, or maybe season

24:10

three will be way no. clusively

24:12

over where it is on the show.

24:14

We don't. Do

24:16

we? Mhmm. As I'm thinking about

24:18

it.

24:18

Well, we know it the

24:20

you got the new iPhone

24:23

just like every other Right.

24:26

Cheap. Mhmm.

24:28

Everybody buys

24:30

the same. Oh, LeBron. Oh,

24:33

LeBron talked about this. Oh,

24:35

LeBron calling for Lily's job. Oh, I have to protect

24:37

Lily and get the new iPhone.

24:39

Oh, if I don't buy enough

24:41

new iPhone, Lily will lose her job

24:44

to LeBron. who by the way has a

24:46

job that he hasn't really been doing

24:48

lately, which is

24:49

when rings. This

24:51

is this is the moment

24:53

that chef Kevin told me in the pre that

24:55

he said that you're gonna there's me a moment where you feel like

24:57

it's going really bad.

25:02

And it and he said, you're gonna

25:05

wanna die. He was

25:07

sorry. Sorry. Are we not talking about what you

25:09

wanna talk about? You steer the fucking

25:11

shit then, man. Three of these a

25:14

week. No. No. No.

25:14

No. No. I'm tired,

25:18

Adam. I

25:19

didn't get a hat. that COVID wipe. I

25:22

didn't get my space. Yeah.

25:24

I didn't get to be in the Zoom early.

25:26

I have a hashtag COVID

25:29

wipe. I am dealing with

25:31

a lot of shit right now.

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25:55

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a sad story today

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from I never

26:01

thought I'd see this day.

26:04

Oh, jeez, Diane. I

26:06

just don't know what to

26:08

Send your Santa Man.

26:11

Hell, Santa Man. Missular

26:14

Santuk.

26:16

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26:23

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26:24

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26:29

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26:31

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26:33

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26:35

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26:39

I was just watching the news

26:41

and unfortunately

26:44

Harry's made good on their

26:46

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26:48

wanted to burden our listeners with this,

26:50

but they've been threatening to murder

26:53

Santa Man with Harry's razor

26:56

unless we were able to get ten

26:58

thousand listeners to

27:00

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27:03

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27:08

didn't think they'd actually go

27:10

through with it, but as I

27:12

just watched on the news and I think I may have

27:14

even been recording, you might have heard it. Although

27:16

wherever you live all over the world, you're

27:19

probably hearing the news.

27:21

Look, look

27:25

it's the holiday gift

27:25

season. Ten thousand

27:28

seem like a really high number to me,

27:30

but maybe there are

27:32

enough

27:32

of you that we could still do something

27:34

about this. They did give us

27:36

until December twenty fifth before

27:39

they would Santa off life

27:41

support. I guess

27:43

the news is reporting he's dead,

27:45

but the Harry's execs have

27:47

said that they will

27:49

give him

27:49

a special pill that makes his heart

27:51

and brains start to work again if

27:53

we can hit the number. I think so far

27:55

they said we've had forty total that

27:59

did do it. So we've got a

28:01

pretty good start going. But,

28:03

anyway,

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28:26

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ever cared about

28:30

Santa

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29:12

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Got the simpler times thing.

29:35

Again, it's just like,

29:37

that is not

29:41

just connecting with me

29:44

simpler times even

29:46

the last time I talked about this,

29:49

feels like simpler times now.

29:51

So Sean, as

29:53

a Thanksgiving present, added

29:56

me as a

29:58

co owner and

30:01

operator LLC for his

30:03

websites and then online dot

30:05

com. Initially, it was a place for

30:07

people to post drawing. Is that ideas? then

30:10

ultimately became a site where

30:12

people post, like, different pictures

30:14

of dogs and, like, parts of their bodies

30:16

pretty much exclusively from, like,

30:19

behind. And

30:22

I was very

30:24

nervous about the legal exposure

30:26

that comes from having a site with

30:28

the I mean, Sean says that he's worked out all the issues.

30:30

He has not, the the liability

30:32

that comes with being associated

30:34

with that site at all.

30:37

is very intense.

30:39

And so I told him I just

30:41

cannot be a part of this. I had

30:43

to call a lawyer and, like,

30:46

tell him that, like, I officially was not

30:48

associated with the site at all.

30:51

And so what

30:53

he did. He acted like it

30:55

was fine, but I could tell that he was really

30:58

upset and pissed off. And

31:00

then I went to the site just

31:02

because I knew something was

31:04

gonna be on there that

31:06

was connected to this. And

31:09

I saw so he put my

31:13

my picture in every one of the

31:15

photos. He wrote like a script. Again,

31:17

something I had no idea he could do.

31:19

He wrote a script that inserts my

31:21

picture automatic in every single one of the

31:23

photos, exactly in the middle of the

31:25

part, like, the from behind, like,

31:27

the middle

31:28

part

31:30

And it's my head and it's facing

31:33

it's the back of my head. So it's, like,

31:35

facing in towards, like, the dog's

31:38

area. Like, I'm sniffing

31:40

it or I, like, have my face, like, buried

31:42

in it or something. And all the

31:44

users are mad, It's

31:47

not what they like, they

31:49

they they wanna do whatever they do

31:51

on the site. Like, they that's,

31:54

like, not helping the experience for

31:56

them. And

31:58

my lawyer says that it

31:59

legally

32:00

constitutes like a watermark.

32:03

for, like, the if that was

32:05

just my ownership of these photos,

32:07

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32:09

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Hollywood Handbook. And this is

32:56

the lesson. Isn't it,

32:58

Adam? Because we've seen

33:00

some

33:00

of these promo

33:04

you're doing? Yeah. You're getting

33:07

absolutely alpha dogs, dude.

33:10

You're getting fucking

33:12

cocked brother. Okay. And

33:14

I say this as a fan of

33:16

your shit. Yeah.

33:19

the I

33:20

have zero respect for the way

33:22

you've handled yourself. These things.

33:24

Oh, yeah. This

33:25

is good. This is good. This

33:28

is you know, it's my first -- I

33:30

know. -- that we're saying it's bad.

33:32

We're saying it's the It's

33:34

bad. It's

33:34

good that you know that it's bad.

33:37

No. It's good that you're doing this

33:39

owe now? because your

33:41

team is aggressive, but you've been

33:43

getting alpha dog left and right by

33:45

all of your castmates. All over career. And

33:47

if you and if you want to be involved

33:49

in season three,

33:51

take a page out of Coolidge's

33:54

book and get that

33:56

dog in you. I know he's in

33:58

there. Wake him up.

34:00

Coolidge has that dog in her. Whoa

34:02

whoa. Has that fucking dog

34:04

in her? That's

34:05

kinda is that a concern? This is

34:08

a way. That's a

34:10

scary ass dog. Kevin,

34:12

could you pull up some of the

34:14

Kevin, what's the promo here?

34:17

Oh, no, sir. No. No. No. No. No. a

34:19

minute just to get a sense of, like,

34:22

what it was working

34:24

on. Okay. So

34:27

we're most too. Yes. It's Adam,

34:29

the whole cat. Keep going.

34:32

Yeah.

34:33

Those ones. And

34:36

so the the the

34:38

marketing team has devised

34:40

some devious questions for

34:42

you all to answer. Mhmm. to

34:44

expose you in ways that you normally never would on camera.

34:47

To bring out sides of you that you

34:49

keep hidden from the public, they've found a

34:51

way to shine lights into

34:54

the darkest corners of your mind. So this question is

34:56

who's the from

34:56

the cast is most likely to go scuba diving,

35:00

devious.

35:00

the vs Simply devious. sick.

35:04

It's it's crazy to get alpha dog on

35:06

a question like this as well, but

35:09

I agree. Yeah. That is crazy,

35:11

man. That's crazy, man. So

35:12

let's see what what

35:14

you say. Oh, Murray.

35:18

That's not me. John says Murray -- Oh. -- because he

35:21

does that, Theo. You

35:23

and Hailey Lou Say

35:25

a

35:25

CEO. Yeah. Mhmm. What

35:28

do you say? Most likely go

35:30

scuba diving because he

35:32

shows that. And by

35:33

the way, she says all like,

35:35

she is doing the

35:38

talking. You're -- Yeah. -- on camera, and

35:40

this is

35:42

your face. Is this facial hair

35:44

okay? Are we good with

35:46

It's great.

35:47

Dude, I like to be worried

35:50

about that. I like it.

35:52

It's obviously different from what the character

35:54

has. You're pulling the shit

35:56

off, but this is the face you should

35:58

have. This facial hair

36:00

is okay. It's

36:01

okay. You see that do you feel the

36:03

difference there? I wish I had more than it.

36:05

I don't have to be that. Tell

36:07

me. Right. Okay. Yeah. Okay. The dogs

36:09

have a ton of hair on there. Dogs have yeah. So you

36:11

need it. Okay. And

36:14

just to jump ahead into kinda what

36:16

this whole lesson is gonna

36:18

be about, The answer to every one of these questions who's the most

36:20

likely to do this

36:22

is me. My ass.

36:24

My

36:24

ass. This dog.

36:27

do a this sound? Right.

36:30

Who's

36:30

are most

36:31

likely

36:33

to whatever? Go scuba

36:35

diving. be on ass. You know, Tsukuba diving for blueberry

36:40

juice. I got it. This

36:42

is the ass.

36:43

Not a not a no.

36:46

Dosed. Dosed is. Okay.

36:50

My

36:50

greatest. Don't say this don't say this the ass. My

36:53

greatest is good. Don't

36:55

say this. Don't ask. my

36:58

crazy

36:58

ass. My crazy

37:00

ass. Wouldn't be surprised if I fucking did

37:02

it already. My crazy ass.

37:05

the

37:05

s remember. I'm blacked out. was

37:08

too long. Yeah. When

37:10

you said s before the s

37:12

was too long. Too much s. Okay.

37:15

It should be a z. It should be

37:17

like a z. Yes. My crazy

37:19

ass. My crazy ass. Like

37:21

at my crazy ass. The

37:23

s right now is the s was a snake.

37:25

We need it to be a word. Yes.

37:27

Right. Right. Okay. Okay.

37:30

Okay. And you said Chubb on that

37:32

last what? just wanna point out that

37:34

you said, Chuck. It's hard to do

37:35

it all in in in one.

37:37

Right? You know?

37:38

the owner Bye. Yeah. I mean, I think we're learning

37:41

a little bit of this. This some of the movie

37:43

magic stuff that they're obviously they're

37:45

stitching away. And I and I

37:47

don't, you know, I don't know Mike

37:49

White, but we we have mutual friends and Aubrey.

37:52

And and so yes.

37:55

And so one

37:56

thing that I

37:58

have

37:58

asked, you know,

37:59

our mutual friends is how was Adam.

38:02

We're having Adam on the show, how was he,

38:04

and they said, he cut

38:06

together great,

38:08

which

38:09

means that in every take there

38:11

was a usable piece. put it

38:13

at

38:13

it. Yeah. What we're finding here on the

38:15

show is we we cannot string

38:18

those pieces together to

38:20

a single No. No. If you're watching closely individual

38:22

words in each line have been

38:24

replaced from words from a different take, you

38:26

know. Mhmm. But it's all

38:28

in there. but it's all in

38:30

there at some point. Yeah. God, they cut away from

38:31

you fast. Yeah. Wait.

38:34

God. Hey. Should we

38:38

see another Yeah. Let's

38:39

get another Oh, now as I because now I now I know it now I know

38:41

it. Now I know it. Okay. So you can answer

38:43

Maybe you can pop Maybe go

38:45

to the next You guys Go

38:47

to next one and pause it. Yeah. pause it. Okay. Yeah. Before I answer

38:50

this. Who's who's most likely?

38:52

Rent the

38:54

Vaspa. This is actually

38:56

two occurs, man. He's

39:00

in me. not with

39:02

these sick But Okay. Wait. Let let's let's get it. Kevin, can

39:04

you just read him in and so he can get

39:06

it clean? Yeah. Hi,

39:08

Adam. Who's most likely to

39:10

rent Vespa? Come This

39:12

ass is definitely gonna do it.

39:18

Good. Shit, man.

39:20

That's it. That's it. Your job after

39:22

that? Well, they tell you sometimes

39:24

they say, you know, the interviewer

39:26

is gonna pause Right? Mhmm. And

39:28

then that's a tactic to get

39:31

you keep talking. But if

39:33

you're

39:33

done just

39:33

to stop, so I just stopped.

39:36

know we

39:36

said to answer every question that way,

39:38

but here's something and a question like

39:40

this. You do have to read between the lines a

39:42

little bit because they say who's most likely to

39:45

rent events? ASPA. And then what I

39:47

would do, I'd just fucking buy

39:49

this

39:49

shit. because I know I'm

39:52

gonna because

39:52

I know I'm gonna crash it up in

39:54

it.

39:55

Okay. okay Right?

39:58

You're

39:58

buying Remember you did

39:59

wanna crash because you remember you're gonna crash it. He

40:02

knows who's I know too in it. I know I'm gonna

40:04

crash it up in it. And it

40:06

because I noticed the fucking British dude

40:08

was big dogging you a lot in

40:10

the interview you did with him.

40:13

he was

40:15

stomping on your

40:17

fucking neck the whole

40:20

time. So maybe give

40:22

it back That was tough, honk, Kev?

40:24

Yeah. So that was

40:25

maybe That

40:26

was hard. Yeah. That

40:28

was -- Right. --

40:29

a lot. So

40:32

maybe Maybe you throw in a little. I know I'm just gonna it up

40:35

in it. He

40:37

knows two can two can

40:39

play at this game. Okay.

40:42

Okay. So now so now let me

40:44

ask you, who's most likely to rent a vaspa? You're

40:46

saying rent a vaspa? In it, like,

40:48

not in it, not in the vaspa. But,

40:51

like, in it, like For it. In

40:53

in

40:53

in Okay. Okay. Yeah.

40:55

And go long like, trying to go

40:57

longer because you risk If the sooner you

41:00

cut off, the sooner Haley is gonna get in

41:02

there. And once once

41:04

she's going, like, you're

41:06

you're Divvy liver of it. dogs.

41:10

Mhmm. Into next week.

41:12

Yeah. Haley, if you give the tiniest,

41:14

you know, if you open your window

41:16

a crack, Haley will transform into vapor

41:18

and just slide into your house and

41:20

make it her own. Like, she any opportunity

41:22

she's going to throttle

41:24

you.

41:26

So, like, keep it when they'll close. I'm gonna ask the I'm

41:28

gonna ask the question again. Talk

41:30

for a long time. Okay? Okay.

41:34

Okay.

41:35

hey, hey, bro. This thing

41:38

was

41:38

like we'd read to Vesta.

41:42

Well, knowing

41:43

my knowing my crazy ass, I would probably buy the

41:45

thing and crash it

41:48

in

41:49

it because I I wouldn't

41:52

rent it. It

41:53

would cost the cost

41:56

effectiveness of You're getting lost. You're

41:58

getting lost.

42:00

I started so good, man. Okay.

42:02

Notice something else. They don't

42:04

even say the last

42:04

one was who in the cast is most

42:07

likely to scuba dive. This

42:09

just says who's most likely to rent a but. So it doesn't have

42:11

to be this is of everyone

42:13

in the world. Yeah.

42:16

Right.

42:16

It's on everyone in history. And

42:19

it's still you.

42:20

The answer is still you.

42:23

You

42:23

yeah. Okay. You go or

42:25

you go probably either me or the

42:27

homie Sherlock Holmes.

42:30

And then they're like, wait, do you know

42:32

Sherlock Holmes? Then you tell them to

42:36

shut up.

42:37

Okay. So let's do that, Kevin. Let's get

42:40

let let's get that

42:42

one. Who's most likely to

42:44

rent a

42:46

Vespa? Honestly, my crazy

42:48

ass is gonna rent is gonna buy a

42:50

VASPA and Or Stewart

42:52

will I do a transbond? Who's

42:54

most likely to rent a Vespa?

42:58

Come on. I keep This

43:00

is probably gonna be me, obviously. or

43:04

being blunt. Yeah. I like how

43:06

pissed you are, and I like James

43:09

Bob being involved. But

43:12

it when I I was missing

43:14

-- Yeah. -- me or the

43:15

homie, Sherlock Holmes. Okay.

43:18

Okay. conspicuously

43:20

absent from the answer yet. Okay. I

43:22

don't know if fictional

43:24

characters are okay.

43:27

Dude, who says

43:29

they're fictional? You know what I mean? Like,

43:32

you're dictating the terms of the

43:34

interview. Don't let, like, the limits

43:36

of your, imagine like, all the

43:38

shit's fake. Okay. Okay. The whole fight. shows fake, man.

43:40

It's not even real drinks, you said.

43:42

Okay. Okay. Last night, we buried

43:44

Jews. Okay.

43:47

Who's most

43:47

likely to rent a Vespa? Come

43:50

on. Shut

43:52

up.

43:53

Me, lovely. Maybe

43:55

the homie Sherlock. It's probably

43:57

me. You're gonna buy one or the

43:59

homie Sherlock Holmes. Is that

44:01

is that better? Are you

44:04

fucking kidding me, dude? You

44:06

don't know that that's better.

44:08

You can't feel that. So go

44:11

to what he said. Go to what he said instead. Yeah. Let's see what

44:13

he said.

44:13

I'd say

44:16

Michael. Oh, yeah. You just said

44:18

Michael. Oh, Hana. Yeah. Hana. Okay. So

44:20

what you did say was I'd say Michael.

44:22

Mhmm. And then you

44:24

said Michael

44:26

Imperiali. Mhmm. But I guess you felt was

44:29

necessary for

44:30

urgently had to be seen

44:33

I

44:33

don't know. because you because

44:36

I think he said the over scuba

44:38

diving didn't feel the need. So how does Michael feel

44:41

now? Spreading the share

44:43

spreading the wealth? But

44:45

no, how does Michael feel knowing

44:47

that you felt his last name

44:49

was necessary -- No. --

44:51

answer. When when Theo,

44:53

it's like, well, everybody knows who I mean when I say Theo. But when

44:55

I say Michael, people going like, is there a Michael on

44:58

the show? I just didn't

45:00

want them to get

45:02

confused with Michael White. I call him

45:04

Michael. Michael White.

45:06

Michael White.

45:08

michael Yeah. Yeah. Actually, in

45:11

the context of this promotional

45:14

segment, it actually was helpful.

45:17

Okay. Because Michael and Perioli is not

45:20

involved?

45:20

Mm-mm. He

45:22

was he was not asked. And if he had been, he

45:24

would have said no. Didn't get

45:26

him. He was there.

45:28

What are you pointing

45:30

at? He was there.

45:32

I'm pointing at the video on the screen.

45:34

He was there that day. You know

45:36

I'm not in your Well, his shit didn't get in, dude. Whatever

45:39

he was But

45:40

mine did. You know why? Elkins

45:42

used to be

45:45

back at That's something to be prouder of

45:47

it. He said he he

45:49

said the the the short answer is

45:51

too much dog. too

45:54

much too much dog in him to

45:56

get that in there. Alright.

45:58

Well, this is valuable

45:59

information. Hang on. Okay. Who's most likely

46:02

to crack open a bottle of wine

46:04

for lunch?

46:09

And again, this is is so open ended.

46:11

I mean, it it could

46:13

really be anyone.

46:16

Right. right I

46:19

mean, my answer to this, if I'm you, I

46:21

go watch

46:22

i go

46:23

this. I

46:27

have a wide bottle in my backpack. Are

46:29

you wearing a backpack in this? Do

46:31

I wear a backpack? Are you wearing a backpack

46:33

in this interview? No. Get

46:35

a fucking backpack, dude. You're

46:36

gonna always have it in the interview.

46:38

Bring Because when they go when

46:42

they go who's when they go,

46:44

hey, man, who's most likely to crack open a bottle of wine for

46:46

lunch? Like,

46:49

you're fucking quiver of aerials. You reach back

46:52

-- Yeah. -- you go watch

46:54

this. You pull out a

46:56

fucking wine bottle. Spashing

47:00

over

47:00

your fucking head you go. Is that cracking open

47:03

enough for you?

47:04

or the one bottom in

47:07

our order, Anna. You unsheet

47:09

the katana the other hand. Did you use

47:11

the katana to go Twink. To kinda --

47:13

Yeah. -- shoot the quirk off?

47:16

Yeah. Is that crack it open enough for

47:18

you? Boom. Lunch time.

47:20

That and then and then if

47:22

you wanna shout out, who,

47:24

you know, the homie mister

47:26

Bean, like anybody anybody

47:30

who you find to be an

47:32

impactful figure that you

47:34

could be associated with

47:36

James Bond was

47:36

yours. That was good. Mhmm.

47:39

You know, Johnny English similar

47:41

if you don't wanna go straight at mister Bean, but

47:43

you wanna kind of invoke that

47:46

same energy.

47:48

Mhmm. Right? I

47:50

think that could help me Andrew Cuomo?

47:52

Mhmm.

47:53

Right? because

47:54

you were bumping on, like, the fictional character

47:56

thing. And so I guess, like, okay. If

47:59

you wanna I I don't think he's the real James

48:01

person. Yeah. I don't think he's a great person to

48:03

be, like, he's the homie, but it's, like,

48:05

okay. If it if it has

48:07

to be so pretty real. I

48:09

guess you give me, like, alright. Yeah.

48:11

My girlfriend, Cali Gengage

48:13

or something. Okay.

48:16

Should we

48:17

try this one? Yeah.

48:18

Okay. Sure, Kevin. Who's

48:21

most likely to crack open a

48:23

bottle of wine for lunch? Adam. Got

48:25

one, Shane. And then I take it,

48:27

and I say. And then okay. And then I

48:29

say. But Cali, Gingrich, and

48:32

the homie, Andrew

48:34

Cuomo.

48:35

I I would've loved

48:37

it faster. I I don't forgot to turn

48:39

anything out, but there was something

48:42

about the delivery. I was in pace that seemed off.

48:44

Okay. Okay. And again, that

48:46

that alone, I think, will cut together really

48:48

nice, but I think people might be able to tell

48:50

that the pauses were were

48:53

were were cut out. But they can stretch out the edge because you're

48:55

actually having you. You have a blade in

48:57

one hand and a wind

48:59

ball on the that will be cracked

49:01

and uncracked. So the continuity is gonna be difficult -- Yeah. -- because of the the

49:04

props. Okay. Boy, it is still gonna

49:06

be singing, you know.

49:09

So Mhmm. Can I

49:11

I wanna

49:12

get Can I try an ALT? If you have something

49:14

if you have

49:14

something you think is worth putting on our

49:18

show, Okay. Yeah.

49:20

Sure. I mean, oh, this is like a okay.

49:22

Let me just It's forever.

49:24

It stays on there forever. Whatever this

49:27

is is like, I'll ask the question this

49:29

time. Okay. My brother in Christ,

49:32

who's most likely to open a bottle of

49:34

wine for

49:36

lunch? Why do you got one?

49:38

For me and my friend, beat

49:41

mister Bean. Oh,

49:44

beat. For my homie, mister Beam homie, mister

49:47

Beam. Yeah. Yeah.

49:49

because I do.

49:50

idea Right. Because

49:52

I do, Shankh, my girlfriend,

49:55

Cali, Ginkgoch, and and

49:58

homie,

49:58

when we be enter cook be better, and

50:00

be best. The homie, Andrew Komi. Andrew

50:04

Komi,

50:04

we we still have

50:05

to figure out

50:07

the second text three. And we only

50:09

-- Yeah. -- Adam per his team has a hard out after fifty minutes. Fifty minutes? It was

50:11

at fifteen. They they had told

50:14

me fifteen. Is

50:17

it fifty? You know That's

50:19

the connection

50:19

mean. So bad. There might have

50:22

been a fifteen

50:24

fifty issue. Okay.

50:26

Second text, you yes.

50:28

So

50:28

Okay. So I've said, like, basically,

50:30

like, I'm going band your

50:33

mode on the pandemic, White Lotus

50:35

is is the homie. White Lotus is

50:37

the homie. Yes.

50:41

Okay. Just

50:43

and then

50:45

second one.

50:47

Oh, exclamation mark. Yeah.

50:48

Just just had the homie, the

50:50

whole me Adam to

50:52

go. Yeah. It's you. I'm putting

50:54

you in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

50:56

Yes. Is your team

50:58

okay with this? I know you're saying I can

51:00

text your name to Aubrey, but did would

51:02

your team be cool with it? Bitch,

51:05

I am and freaking You were the

51:07

team. You know me and freaking Yeah.

51:10

Me and freaking freaking call

51:14

that is Can we

51:16

meet can we meet the team?

51:18

because I guess you're doing a whole other character

51:20

when you initially call Kevin to

51:22

set of parameters that you act innocent

51:25

would you get odd. So can we

51:26

speak to, I guess, like, your

51:29

manager or publicist or whatever? can

51:31

you kind of disappear actor studio

51:33

style and reappear as

51:35

your

51:35

team? Oh,

51:40

Yeah. No. I okay. And I'll I'll be the phone. I will

51:42

be the phone. I was

51:44

doing the thing where you're, you know,

51:47

answering the question Well, I thought what you're saying

51:49

is there there isn't a team. It's been you

51:51

the whole time. Oh, no. No. There's a team,

51:53

but I I still get I still am

51:55

Oh, okay. Then is your team the leader? Okay. Or I

51:58

yeah. No. He's doing the he's doing the it's

52:00

my ass. And I'm doing it's my ass as

52:02

the team is me. My crazy. Mostly. Yeah.

52:04

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's my crazy ass. So yeah. It's fine.

52:07

Sick. Alright. So I texted her.

52:09

Alright. Just had the homie Adam. Pod

52:12

went great. Up in this bitch? Or what

52:15

yeah. Yeah. Pod went great. Just

52:17

had the okay.

52:20

Oh, shit. Just

52:21

remembered. Yeah.

52:24

The homie Adam was up

52:26

in this bitch. Pod went great. We

52:28

talked about

52:29

you, fuck. I'm losing it. And

52:31

how funny your ass would be

52:33

on on there? God,

52:35

yes, on heal.

52:37

On Adam Adam had the

52:39

sickest idea. He'll he

52:43

fully fell out laughing, thinking about your crazy ass doing

52:45

the show again.

52:48

Honestly,

52:49

honestly That

52:51

shit had

52:52

me rolling. Then,

52:54

what

52:54

time is

52:56

it? Then he say, maybe ask him

52:58

for that time. because that that I'd

53:00

get a response to that, then

53:02

I get a response to that for

53:05

sure. And they say, wait, what time

53:07

is it? and then you don't What time is it? leave

53:09

it there. Yeah. That's good.

53:11

because there's not enough

53:14

people that they have to What time

53:16

is it? And if they don't, like, you put that shit out Like,

53:18

this this person has Except so

53:20

much. They wouldn't even even change the time it is.

53:22

I mean They've completely changed. because what

53:25

time is it? Right? It's such an

53:27

easy ask too. Right? So You're so easy. It's right on your phone

53:30

that you're looking

53:32

at. Yeah. Okay.

53:34

And

53:34

then that's you get once they reply to that, you get your foot

53:36

in the door, and then you say, I knew

53:38

it. And then you say,

53:42

No

53:43

worries. If not, I do it. That's a

53:45

that's a good that's

53:45

a good a good that's

53:48

a good response to what time

53:52

it is. when I tell you what time it

53:54

is. See, I knew it. And I chose that you're

53:56

not, like, completely just,

53:58

like, out of the loop on

54:00

this stuff. I

54:01

know. So fresh

54:04

shit. Yeah. I fucking knew

54:06

it. Yeah.

54:06

I knew it, dude. And he's like,

54:08

I got it. And that means I gotta go

54:10

let me know either way. Yes. When I

54:12

hear the time, I go. Fuck. I'm late.

54:14

I knew it. Fire. I'm late.

54:18

Like So let me I got a

54:20

you know, I got a jet I

54:22

got a jet doggy, but

54:25

let me know. and they

54:27

say no worries if not. Cool. No worries. No worries

54:29

if not. I hope

54:32

the

54:33

you're well. Can

54:35

we

54:36

talk about your name?

54:38

My

54:38

real yeah. My real name or

54:40

my name

54:41

in the show? No. Your name

54:43

on the shows is perfect. Right.

54:46

Mister Beach?

54:47

The I'll

54:49

Beach You're

54:51

There's a guy, you know this,

54:53

I'm sure. There's a

54:56

Mac DeMarco. Yes.

54:58

Your name name Adam DeMarco. But don't

55:00

you feel like you should be

55:03

the

55:03

fucking Mac dude? Like,

55:05

shouldn't you be

55:08

like, return to the Mac. Like, I'm fucking like,

55:10

I'm Mac DeMarco. I'm the big Mac.

55:14

sit your happy meal last down.

55:17

The big mac has arrived.

55:20

Like, that feels like the energy we

55:22

need. So, like, You got a

55:23

big dog this guy. I

55:26

got a

55:26

big dog Mac DeMarco. You got a

55:28

-- Yeah. -- you gotta write You

55:31

got it right now. Okay. Right? because he's

55:32

put out a couple. Yeah.

55:37

yeah He's

55:38

been okay. Well, we spelled it differently. He's

55:40

kind of wispy. Uh-huh. He he spells

55:43

it

55:43

differently. Is that an issue? You

55:46

should felt

55:46

like that. Yeah. The

55:49

you know

55:50

why I didn't know that? Today is

55:52

better. No. I didn't know that.

55:54

I haven't had occasion to spell yours.

55:57

Has not come

55:59

up.

55:59

Right? What says

56:00

on the zip So what do you know what?

56:02

You should you you should do actually,

56:04

you go a different way. d

56:06

e

56:07

no. d a space.

56:10

Oh, that's good. Yes. Mac

56:12

DeMarco. And I'm taking

56:14

his first name too. Okay. Yes. That's

56:16

the whole idea. to take the first name.

56:18

The whole ideas you need that first name.

56:20

Well, he's there. has a song. Kevin has a song that

56:22

he for your first Make him art.

56:25

Had an art at his. mark

56:27

to Marco.

56:28

Oh oh, make him mark

56:30

to Marco. You be Mac to

56:32

Marco. So just give

56:35

him your r, dude. Okay.

56:37

Kevin -- Right. -- Kevin -- Right.

56:39

-- to do do do

56:40

the song that you were gonna sell

56:43

him for his first

56:45

yeah album. Yeah. Do

56:47

you just want instrumental? Just just

56:50

actually

56:50

just vocals.

56:52

Okay. My

56:56

name

56:56

is Adam,

57:01

and

57:03

now Matt, at tomorrow,

57:06

baby. Bye. Whoa.

57:07

Hollywood Handbook.