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Okay. So,

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now why some more fucking

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shit going on? Well,

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whatever. Interest rates have given me a spanking

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burden. Yeah. I

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have an H-E-A-D-A-C-H-E

1:05

with the financial state of

1:07

this nation. Used

1:11

to be a country, now we're a nation. So

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this, I mean this spanking

1:17

I'm getting from interest rates right now. I

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can practically see the welts popping out

1:23

of your chinos, my friend, because the

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spanking you're getting is so thorough and

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so aggressive. My chinos are

1:31

being frayed to like

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transparency. They're sheer. They

1:36

were threadbare to begin with just because, you know,

1:39

let's face it. Let's face

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it. The guy's packing something back

1:45

in the trunk there. So

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it- So they should have

1:50

cup holders, but damn, this spanking.

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It's not good and I can hear it.

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I mean, it's deafening. The

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sound of the mighty- slap

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of the hand of interest rates against.

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The welts are like, thump,

2:08

they're like Chad Smith's bass drum.

2:12

Right, I mean, I'm not like a drum guy.

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I'm not a drum expert, but I

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hear them. There's like a specific sound

2:19

that like Chad, that Chad Smith specifically

2:21

makes with his. With that bass drum?

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Yeah. Yeah. And

2:25

they're going double time, man. Fucking,

2:28

it's a drum line remake over

2:31

here on Hayes's damn ass cheeks.

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Mary, I watched you on, Mary,

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let us talk. on Doughboys. I'm

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sorry, like. I seen ya on Doughboys. And I

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was like, trying to get to

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your part, but they like,

2:44

I can't give you the show that they

2:46

give you at the top of the episode.

2:48

They talk so fucking much. And it's like,

2:51

every time it's like, now we're going on

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our like 50th trip to every restaurant. So

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it's like, are we still doing an intro

2:57

on this? Like, can we

3:00

just say like, here's

3:02

a link to the last one where we already

3:04

talked about it. It just doesn't feel necessary

3:06

anymore. I wish I could provide for you in

3:09

that way. And we haven't been on the show

3:11

in so long. Like, I honestly do not,

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like, what is that like? I don't really remember

3:15

being there. What is it like to be in

3:17

a recording like that? Being regaled like that.

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Like, I can't do it. No. It

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feels like a fever dream, honestly, because

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we recorded for two and a half

3:26

hours. Yeah. That, no, and

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you got off light. I

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mean, I would go on that show. I'd be eating something on

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that show already, a gun. Yeah.

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That's true. I'd take a

3:38

big old bite. I give this

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fucking cyanide capsule hidden in my two

3:43

fucking five forks. The

3:46

most satisfying meal of my life. Oh,

3:55

those boys. But I would love, I mean, it would

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be so amazing to do it again. I really do

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want it. I

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wanna get a sense. You have no questions on

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that? That's good. No, well, I do have some

24:04

questions on that. Okay, so that was good that

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you know. But, then you're immediately like, I do.

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But go ahead. Well, I

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guess I just wanna be realistic. I don't wanna

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over promise. That's awesome. I will fight,

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I will fight. But I do have some issues

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with the C3, C4, and

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sometimes that backpack here really pulls. Oh my

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goodness. Yeah, I had a bulged disc, so.

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Oh, sorry, sorry. But I'm gonna fight through.

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Not enough Z-stroke. Thank you. I

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had enough Z-stroke, right? I need that

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Z-stroke. The Z-stroke is

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the deathstroke is what I've heard. Okay,

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I didn't know that. Well, you

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might have to do some upkeep

24:42

on the learning. I think for

24:44

the purposes of the upcoming trial, it's best if

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I can still maintain that

24:49

I was not aware of that. Okay,

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okay. So the

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C3, C4. That's so bad

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for me. That's the

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deathstroke, that's so bad. I

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was doing it so

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much. And that guy

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was so dead. I

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know it's not the Z-stroke I said. All

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I did was a little Z-stroke. And

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it's the deathstroke, that's gotta be

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connected. Whoa. Hollywood Handbook.

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Rock-a-bye money on my finance

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app. That's

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right, Rocket Money is back and

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they are advertising with us and there's a good reason

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it's because we love their messy ass. These

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guys help us with the money. And

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I sang at the beginning, Rock-a-bye money, but I should

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have been saying, bye-bye money,

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because I was wasting so much money

25:55

with all these subscriptions and I was

25:57

singing and some of the subscriptions were

25:59

for music.