Hello horizontal lover. 

This is the podcast about sex, love, & relationships of all kinds that’s entirely recorded while lying down.

Usually, I aim to make every recording more of a long-form conversation and less of an interview, but the world is topsy-turvy, and so is Season 4, my Season of Experiments.

This episode is a traditional interview (albeit, an explicit one) mostly presented in the style of NPR. Instead of my usual horizontal conversation, in which I share as openly and vulnerably as my guest, for this episode I’ll be your narrator, guiding you through the life of an oversexed little Italian boy who grows up to be an oversexed British man, utilizing choice clips from his tales.

In this and the following episode, I lie down with Iena: vast lover of womankind, kinkster, rope aficionado, photographer, former porn producer, and sadist extraordinaire. I met him through the Shibari community in Canggu. He once suspended me from a piece of bamboo in a pose that looked kind of like a praying mantis.

The first half of our interview is available in all the podcast places for all of you horizontalists, and the latter half is available exclusively to patrons of the horizontal arts. So, if you want to hear Iena’s extreme tale of a bewildering sexual exploit involving a gorgeous Scandinavian woman on top, and something that he did not consent to, become a patron to listen to the second part of this interview. $7 a month gives you access to over 50 episodes not available to the general public, as well as contributing to keep horizontal independent, uncensored, and ad-free.

In this part, we traverse from:

* Iena’s 4 year-old erections through 

* nudie mags in the crib

* his obsession with full bush, newsstands, and porn

* 10 years of sexual mentoring

* an abiding love of tits, 

* foreplay & the orgasmic platform

* the first time in his life he felt like he was one cock short, and 

* his first sexual experience, which includes a cruise, a crew, a short black bob, & some bushes

Now come lie down with us in Canggu, Bali, Indonesia.