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the show. Disclaimer.
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Horror Hill is a horror anthology
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podcast bringing you scary stories from
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all corners of the internet and
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beyond. As such,
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certain stories include content that
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Listener discretion is advised. Well,
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hello there listeners. You've
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just wandered back to Horror
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Hill, and I'm your host,
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Eric Peabody. Tonight
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we're featuring a story
2:35
by Horror Hill mainstay
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Lucrecia Vastea, with the
2:39
unlikely title Graalerpel. Lucas,
2:43
newt to his friends, is a
2:45
young teenager with a mildly frustrating
2:48
problem. He's the smartest
2:50
person in his family. Both
2:52
his parents and his sister Daphne look to
2:55
him as the voice of reason. Luckily,
2:58
newt has similarly intelligent
3:00
and nerdy companionship in
3:02
his friends Skittles and
3:04
Vamp. In fact, they're
3:06
so nerdy that they've been going nuts
3:09
over a pair of special glasses from
3:11
a science magazine that are supposed to
3:13
allow you to see beyond the normal
3:16
visible spectrum. This
3:18
is a good thing, because
3:20
Daphne has recently gone missing,
3:23
and these special glasses might hold
3:25
the key to finding her. Also,
3:29
I'd like to welcome voice actress Michelle
3:31
Caine back to the show. She'll
3:33
be voicing a couple of roles in
3:35
tonight's story. You're
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the way, you wouldn't happen to
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still have all of your organs, would
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you? And
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now, from author Lucretia Vasteia,
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I give you... Grelurple.
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Daphne's not back yet. Daphne's
4:28
not back yet. One
4:31
sheep, two sheep, three sheep,
4:33
four. There's stupid chatter at
4:35
my door. Have you tried
4:37
calling her? Of course I have, Jared.
4:40
I keep calling her since nine.
4:43
That's a lie, Dad. Knowing
4:45
Mom, the first call was probably around
4:48
eight-thirty. Five sheep,
4:50
six sheep, seven sheep, eight. Go
4:53
to sleep or go irate. Dad's
4:57
size. I know his size. This
5:00
one is loaded with opinions he'd rather
5:02
not voice. He doesn't think
5:04
Daphne not being home by nine is as
5:07
catastrophic as his wife does, but
5:09
seventeen years of marriage taught him to
5:11
play along, for the most part. It's
5:14
funny how parents think they know their
5:16
kids inside and out. They're particularly funny
5:19
when they act as if they leapt
5:21
into adulthood straight out of infancy. When
5:24
you're a creature of the raging
5:26
hormone variety, aka a teen, your
5:29
raison d'être is chained to the
5:31
slot you occupy in the school
5:33
hierarchy. At the top you
5:36
have your popular kids. Then
5:38
there are the mediocre bunch, then
5:40
the unpopular bunch, and
5:42
at the foot of the pyramid, the
5:44
acutely invisible. My
5:46
fifteen-year-old sister jumped from acutely invisible
5:49
to popular in a matter of
5:51
weeks, and she's been invited
5:53
to her first party ever. Connect
5:56
the dots, Mother. Voice-mail
6:00
Daphne always answers when I call
6:04
Maybe she said it on airplane mode Daphne
6:07
never does that oh Yes,
6:09
she does Unbeknownst to
6:12
our parents Daphne has a boyfriend
6:15
Derek captain of the baseball team
6:18
if Daphne is not on her phone.
6:20
It's because Derek is keeping her busy
6:23
Dad sighs again Sam
6:28
Her dad She's
6:30
at a party She's never been invited to one of
6:32
these things before and it's a big deal to kids
6:34
her age Let her live a
6:36
little our daughter's smart. You need to learn
6:38
to trust her Besides what's the
6:41
worst that can happen the party is
6:43
not even five miles away and
6:45
no offense, honey But the curfew you
6:48
said is a little ridiculous Mother
6:51
doesn't respond. I
6:53
close my eyes and give sleep another try
6:57
Did she say who is going to be there? another
7:00
trial another error She
7:03
went with Mandy and Bianca. I
7:05
know that Jared. I mean who else is
7:07
going to be there Classmates
7:10
upper class men mom
7:12
gasps as if someone kicked her in the ribs
7:16
Did Bianca say her brother is going to be
7:18
there? Um Bianca's
7:22
brother is in college Jared college
7:24
kids don't show up to high
7:26
school parties alone. Oh god You
7:30
think too much? Or
7:32
not enough. Why isn't she answering me
7:34
if she wanted to stay longer? She
7:36
should have texted Yeah,
7:39
like that would work on you What's
7:41
that supposed to mean? Jesus
7:44
Christ Sam. She's a teenager just
7:47
Q dance exasperated search for words
7:50
on the hallway ceiling Let
7:52
her be a teenager Lucas
7:55
is a teenager too and he never makes us
7:57
worry like this dad
8:01
That's it. I get up. Yes,
8:04
well, Lucas is
8:06
different. He's a
8:08
thirteen-year-old boy, Jared. How different can
8:10
he be? I yank
8:13
my bedroom door open. I
8:15
like soccer, video games, and have
8:18
three issues of playboy stashed under
8:20
my mattress. Mom and
8:22
Dad look dumbfounded. Don't
8:24
know if these things make me a normal
8:27
thirteen-year-old boy, but in case they don't, feel
8:29
free to talk to me about it tomorrow.
8:32
My parents exchange a look. Sorry,
8:35
bud. Did we wake you? One
8:38
needs to be asleep, to be awakened, Dad.
8:42
Lucas, honey, we're sorry. Mom
8:44
offers. We'll continue our
8:46
chat in the living room. Dad
8:49
looks annoyed. We will.
8:51
Why? Jared? Ah!
8:56
I retreat into my room, grab
8:58
my phone, select and scroll. Back
9:01
in the doorway, I show my parents the
9:03
screen. This was taken
9:05
ten minutes ago. Mom
9:07
and Dad get an eyeful of Bianca's
9:10
latest Instagram post. Look
9:12
at the picture closely. In
9:15
the picture, Bianca, the birthday girl,
9:17
is being sandwiched between Mandy and
9:19
my older sister. Bianca
9:21
has her arms wrapped around Daphne and Mandy
9:23
while they're kissing her cheeks. The
9:26
caption says, "#bestiesforever
9:28
and "#whoneedsboys."
9:32
The girls look like they're having fun. See
9:35
the man on the left in the background? My
9:38
parents notice him. That's
9:41
Bianca's dad. Both her parents are
9:43
supervising the party. Didn't Daphne tell
9:45
you? Mom and
9:47
Dad exchange another look. She's
9:50
safe. Learn to give her room
9:52
to breathe, Mom. Daphne's not a baby anymore.
9:55
And if she's about to make mistakes, let
9:57
her. How else is she going to learn
9:59
how to navigate? life. Mom
10:02
freezes. Dad purses his
10:04
lips and looks down, a dead
10:06
giveaway that he agrees. Now
10:09
that we are reassured that Daphne is going
10:11
to be okay, I'm off to bed. I
10:14
advise you to do the same. The
10:17
tension dissipates. Dad looks
10:19
like he's trying to hug a human-sized porcupine
10:22
when he puts his arm around his wife.
10:25
Good night, buddy. Sorry for the ruckus. I
10:28
nod and reach for the door. By
10:31
the way, Dad remembers before I
10:33
close the door. You got
10:35
a package today. I left it on the
10:37
kitchen counter. Small brown envelope. Did you get
10:39
it? Crap, crap,
10:42
crap, crap. He asks, what
10:46
did you order? Mom
10:48
and Dad trust me. I'm
10:50
the voice of reason in this family. A
10:52
straight A student who seldom asks for anything,
10:54
so whenever I do ask for stuff, they
10:56
tend to deliver. Two
10:59
birthdays in a row, I asked for
11:01
one thing. Financial privacy,
11:03
albeit within the bounds of
11:05
my allowance. This year,
11:07
I got my wish. My
11:09
bank account is under Dad's name. He
11:12
takes care of the monthly fee, but
11:14
other than that, the card, the passwords,
11:16
pins, tans, and banking statements are entrusted
11:19
to nobody else but me. Dad
11:22
wants to know what I ordered. Think
11:25
fast. Fishing
11:27
hooks for Uncle Ned. Dad
11:30
chuckles. The envelope
11:32
stuck to the toaster. Are those
11:34
hooks magnetic? They're magnetic, right? I
11:37
say nothing. Interesting.
11:41
You and Ned have to tune me in on
11:43
some fishing tips sometime. I never catch anything. Can't
11:46
refute that, but I don't want to hurt
11:49
his feelings. Dad likes to
11:51
fish. The same way Mom likes to hear
11:53
she doesn't look fat in that dress. Any
11:56
dress. I laugh
11:58
a little and shrug. Mom is
12:00
too lost and thought to say anything. Dad
12:03
wishes me a good night and mouths an inaudible,
12:06
thank you, as he guides
12:08
his wife to the master bedroom. Once
12:11
I'm back in bed and reconnect my
12:13
phone to its charger, Bianca's post lights
12:15
up my screen again. My
12:18
sister is a natural blonde. Blue
12:20
eyes, long legs, tanned skin that
12:23
works. Daphne left
12:25
the house wearing a black spaghetti-strapped summer
12:27
dress peppered with pink and red roses.
12:30
She wears the least amount of makeup out of
12:32
all of her friends and, quite frankly, she wouldn't
12:35
need any at all. No
12:37
amount of makeup or accessories could make
12:39
Daphne more beautiful than she already is.
12:42
Not the blush, nor the red
12:45
lips, ruby earrings, or the silver
12:47
firefly glinting from between her clavicles.
12:50
Hashtag who needs boys. My
12:54
sister does, the hypocrite, because
12:56
in the corner adjacent to the
12:58
host's dad, nursing a beer and
13:00
looking straight at Daphne is
13:03
Derek. And Derek
13:05
doesn't look like he's having fun. My
13:08
room's getting chilly. I should probably close
13:11
the window. I
13:14
kick the tree. Nothing
13:17
happens. Vamp and
13:19
Skittles are already up there. I can hear
13:21
them bickering from fifty feet away. Hey!
13:25
The rope ladder drops and I give it a
13:27
hard tug. See it takes
13:29
me a total of one minute and twelve seconds
13:31
to reach the treehouse. Fifty seconds
13:34
if Vamp lends me a hand on the last
13:36
two steps. No such
13:38
luck today. He's so engrossed
13:40
in his argument with Skittles that I have to
13:42
wonder who even dropped the ladder for me. Maybe
13:45
my kicks are not as weak as I thought. My
13:49
friends sit cross-legged facing each other.
13:52
Ever since we built the treehouse, I drilled
13:54
the importance of proper weight distribution in their
13:56
heads and I'm happy to see Vamp and
13:58
Skittles abide by it. Skittles
14:01
is short and of a slight build,
14:03
so he sits by the bookshelf. Vamp
14:06
is tall and somewhat athletic, so he
14:08
sits by the beanbags. I
14:10
have no clue why we even bought those
14:13
things. We always sit on the floor. Good
14:16
thing Skittles' mom lets us borrow her
14:18
garden chair cushions. The
14:20
spot by the window is mine. Cause
14:23
it's bare. And I'm
14:25
fat. I recall
14:27
saying it aloud. The reaction I
14:29
caused makes me laugh to this
14:31
day. Not just dad
14:34
but my friends also jumped in
14:36
to refute the obvious, to protect
14:38
sensibilities I don't have. Their
14:40
intervention was both endearing and
14:43
silly. Gravity doesn't care
14:45
about my feelings. Whether
14:47
it's a matter of aesthetics or medical
14:49
stats, I'm fat. It's
14:52
my favorite kind of word.
14:55
Raw, blunt, monosyllabic. Summoning
14:58
it via a less punching synonym
15:00
doesn't make it less true. However,
15:03
now that my interest in girls is
15:05
blooming, I plan on starting to lose
15:07
weight once I turn 14. From
15:09
then on, I'll have the rest of my life to
15:11
watch my figure. But right now,
15:14
healthy or not, my nourishment of
15:16
choice is more important to me
15:18
than female attention. I'll
15:20
take care of my appearance when those
15:22
priorities change. On
15:25
the floor, between Vamp and Skittles, lies
15:27
an open magazine. Skittles points
15:29
to different spots on the printed paper and
15:32
reads stuff aloud like it's the sole proof
15:34
of whatever point he's trying to make. Skittles
15:37
is a tenth of an octave away
15:39
from shouting. Vamp rebuffs
15:41
everything with his normal voice. That
15:44
being said, Vamp's normal voice
15:46
is like the horn on
15:49
an 18-wheeler. How are you guys
15:51
fighting about this time? Vamp
15:53
turns to me. There's something on
15:55
his face. We're not
15:57
fighting, He says. Skittles
16:00
might beg to differ. He's panting
16:02
and is beet red from hairline
16:04
to neck. You look
16:06
like a bug. I. Tell vamp.
16:10
Them. Floods out on oh. And.
16:12
Remove the weird glances he handsome
16:15
over to skittles who still looks
16:17
angry, but this time it's with
16:19
me. He. Does not
16:21
look like a bug. All.
16:24
Three of us have bad eyesight
16:26
vamp and I wear contacts, but
16:28
Skittles wears glasses out of some
16:30
weird misplaced principle. Is. Very
16:32
touchy about them. Just
16:34
as. Skittles.
16:36
Sees glasses the same way pedestrian
16:39
see empty some village stirring a
16:41
downpour. I. Once told him
16:43
my great aunt's glasses look like recycled
16:45
mason jars and skittles didn't speak to
16:47
me for a week. But.
16:50
Are those. I step over
16:52
the open magazine and take my usual
16:54
seat. My. Friends adjust their
16:56
own seeding. We. Create a
16:58
perfect triangle and the center of our
17:00
nerd has as. They.
17:03
Came with the latest issue of World
17:05
Strangest. Skittles. Holds the
17:07
glasses and his palms like their baby check
17:09
that just hatched out of it's. It's
17:12
been discovered that mantis shrimp have twelve
17:14
types of color codes and their soda
17:16
receptors. Ah, I.
17:18
Think allowed. Three. Hundred percent
17:21
more than us. Exactly.
17:24
Vamps costs and challenges skittles From the
17:26
looks of things they've been going on
17:28
at for some time now. What's.
17:31
The Point: Three colors Homes are
17:33
not. Think about it. Is there
17:35
any color we humans can't see?
17:39
Ultraviolet for one and
17:41
infrared. I offer. Yeah.
17:44
But those aren't colors, colors,
17:47
says. Vamp. Skittles.
17:49
And I look at him and then it each
17:51
other. Ways. Are
17:53
they. I bite my
17:55
tongue and let Skittles resume his tirade.
17:58
You. Don't get it. How can we
18:00
know was their colors? We can't see if
18:03
our species has never seen them. You can't
18:05
talk to another species about their format of
18:07
perceptions. can you. You. Don't have
18:09
to talk to a dog. dunno I can't see
18:12
read. That is so
18:14
besides the point. How
18:16
is that? Besides the point is a dog
18:18
your glasses and it still won't see read.
18:21
That. Shut skittles sought. His.
18:24
Shoulders deflate. Skittles.
18:26
Has been fascinated with colors ever since he
18:28
was little. His favorite one is
18:31
brown because it's and I quote,
18:33
the most versatile one. Skittles.
18:36
Likes to pains and not once have I
18:38
seen a paintbrush in his room. All.
18:40
He goes to town where says canvas
18:42
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18:44
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20:59
thinks her family's smiles are the only
21:01
business card she'll ever need. Although
21:03
my friend never had crooked teeth, his
21:05
mother saw them as a rose of
21:08
gravel. The lady nagged Skittles
21:10
about braces for half a year until
21:12
he finally gave in. With
21:15
him, braces were happening under
21:17
two strict conditions. One,
21:20
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21:22
he got to choose the type and
21:24
model. And he chose them all
21:27
right. Skittles doesn't smile
21:29
often, but when he does,
21:31
you're bombarded with red, yellow and
21:33
blue brackets. How's this
21:35
for a business card, mom? Vamp
21:39
is alarmed by the sudden melancholy in
21:41
our friend. He looks at me with
21:43
eyes that warn to pop out of his skull. Am
21:46
I wrong? Speaking
21:48
of teeth, in my humble opinion,
21:50
if any acquaintance of mine would
21:52
need braces, it's Vamp. Vamp's
21:55
former nickname was Horse Mouth.
21:58
All three of us have been bullied and one form
22:00
or another throughout middle school, but Vamp has
22:02
had it the worst. Before
22:05
his dad remarried, he and Vamp used to
22:07
live in a shitty apartment on the bad
22:09
side of town. They got by
22:11
fine, but Vamp was the awkward kid
22:13
with the ugly mug who was too
22:15
skinny for his height and would walk
22:17
too fast through the underground walkway on
22:19
his way home. The
22:22
underground passage was where the rowdy kids
22:24
were hanging out after school, postponing having
22:26
to go back to their broken homes
22:28
for as long as possible. Vamp
22:31
went home with a swollen eye and a
22:33
busted lip one too many times before his
22:35
dad signed him up for boxing classes. A
22:39
month or so after he picked up
22:41
boxing, Vamp developed an obsession with Mike
22:43
Tyson. Another month after
22:45
that, one of the kids who patronage to
22:48
the underground walkway called after him. Vamp
22:51
didn't hear the full extent of it, but
22:53
he did hear the guy call him Horsemouth.
22:56
If that didn't make Vamp see
22:58
red, the guy's buddies erupting into
23:00
laughter sure did. Vamp
23:03
launched at the dude who called after him. The
23:06
guy tried throwing him off, but thanks
23:08
to boxing, Vamp saw it coming and
23:10
used the guy's extended arm against him.
23:13
Once he was close enough to bite, Vamp
23:16
went for his ear to do Mike
23:18
Tyson proud. Unfortunately
23:20
he missed and
23:22
chomped on the dude's neck. Not
23:25
bad enough to rip it off, but hard
23:27
enough to draw blood. Nobody
23:30
has called him Horsemouth since. If
23:33
anybody asked me, I wouldn't say Vamp
23:35
was a better nickname, but
23:37
Vamp likes it, so who am I to
23:39
judge? You're
23:41
not wrong, Vamp, but I'm still missing the
23:44
point about these glasses, I admit. Me
23:47
they call Newt, short for
23:49
Newton. There's no story attached
23:51
to my label. My friends just call
23:54
me that because I'm smart, and because
23:56
I said no to being called Einstein.
24:00
Hands me the snacks. They. Look
24:02
like the frumpy red and blue three
24:04
d glass as you get at the
24:06
cinema except the lenses around not rectangular
24:08
and the colors are green and purple
24:10
instead of red and blue. I
24:13
put them on see what the big fuss is
24:15
about? The. Quality is
24:18
ah for. The. Last year,
24:20
hoop settles lower than the right
24:22
one. and unlike the three D
24:24
cinema glasses that paint your worldview
24:26
and blue red and their love
24:28
child purple. These glances don't
24:30
do shit. If. Anything they
24:32
make everything foggy. Like
24:34
looking through cellophane. The.
24:37
Editorial team partnered up with the development
24:39
department at the Aren't You Are Health
24:41
Institute. They designed lenses that mimics the
24:44
photo receptors of mantis shrimp. I.
24:47
Look at Van and the slayer Shirdi
24:49
swearing. I look at the bean
24:51
bags behind him and the cushion tassels peeking out
24:53
from under his last batch. I
24:55
look at skittles and the collection of
24:57
comics and old encyclopedias behind him. Smile.
25:01
I. Order. Skittles. Does
25:03
so and the insanity of his braces
25:05
is the same as ever. I
25:08
don't see anything out of the ordinary. Neither.
25:11
Can I see? Vamp
25:13
throws his palms on the open
25:15
magazine. Even. New thinks it's
25:17
a scam. I
25:19
bend over the publication. It's. Open
25:22
at the double page teacher explaining
25:24
the glasses and their revolutionary system.
25:27
I. Snort and skittles. Looks very
25:29
hurt. Hold. On
25:31
a second, I never said that. Maybe.
25:34
These glasses do make a see the world through
25:36
the eyes of the mantis. shrimp? We can't know
25:38
for sure. It'd. Be cool if we can
25:40
test them out in their environment. Skittles.
25:43
Straighten says back and gives vamp
25:45
his best shit eating grin. Vamp.
25:48
Shrugs. However,
25:50
vamps anecdote is accurate.
25:53
Even. If the color receptors their, it doesn't
25:55
mean that our brains will to code something
25:57
beyond their biology. You. think i
25:59
don't know I
26:02
flinch, and so does Vamp. Both
26:04
of us have witnessed Skittles raising his voice
26:06
before, but never at me. You
26:10
guys are explaining this to me
26:12
like I'm stupid. I'm not stupid,
26:14
okay? I know colors. I
26:16
know that if I were a bee or a
26:19
butterfly or a certain type of bird or fish,
26:21
I'd see stuff in this room you two couldn't
26:23
even imagine. I know
26:25
colors. I know how they work." Skittles
26:29
takes off his eyeglasses and extends an open
26:31
palm to me. I take
26:33
the plastic specks off my face and hand them to
26:35
him. I like this
26:37
magazine. You guys know I do. I
26:39
would have bought it regardless of the
26:41
glasses, overpriced issue or not. Skittles
26:44
puts the mantis shrimp specks on and looks
26:47
around the treehouse. It's
26:49
not wishful thinking. There's
26:52
something. His eyes
26:54
dart from our posters of the solar system
26:56
to the forgotten badminton set I brought last
26:58
week. It's like... Skittles
27:02
settles his line of sight on me. He
27:05
takes the specks off and holds them several inches
27:07
away from his face. He
27:09
then raises his other hand with
27:11
his normal glasses and inspects me
27:13
through clear lenses and films of
27:16
green and purple interchangeably. His
27:18
eyes dart from one pair of glasses to the
27:20
other in search of a difference worth pointing out.
27:24
Last summer, when Dad and I cleaned out the
27:26
garage, we found this old TV that belonged to
27:28
my great uncle. Small screen,
27:31
bulky back, antlers, you know the type.
27:34
We turned it on and moved the antenna around to see
27:36
if it still works. At first,
27:38
I thought it was pointless. There was
27:40
this buzzing sound and black and white dots
27:42
moving everywhere. But it's
27:45
like the more the TV stayed on...
27:48
Skittles looks me in the eye through
27:51
artificial mantis shrimp orbs. The
27:53
clearer the picture became. Vamp
27:57
Ogle's our friend. Can
27:59
you see anything? Yeah,
28:01
but the colors are jumbled up. I
28:03
see green where they're supposed to be yellow, I
28:06
see purple where they're supposed to be blue, and
28:08
I see yellow where they're supposed to be... Skittles
28:12
swaps the mantis shrimp glasses for
28:14
his corrective lenses again. Nothing.
28:18
Vamp gasps like he's about to jump out of
28:20
his skin. You see yellow.
28:24
The question is so deadpan that I
28:26
burst out laughing. Skittles isn't
28:28
immune either. He bends at
28:30
the waist and shows his braces in all
28:32
their colorful glory. Vamp
28:34
can't tell why we're laughing, but he joins
28:37
us and we shake the treehouse like a
28:39
bunch of idiots who heard the best joke
28:41
ever. There are tears in our
28:43
eyes. Glorious. No,
28:46
you dumbass. Skittles
28:49
coughs the remnants of his laughter out of
28:51
his windpipe. It's just... I
28:54
don't know. It's an amalgamation of green
28:56
and yellow and purple. It's
28:58
just different. Grellurple,
29:01
says Vamp. Huh? The
29:04
color you're seeing. Green and yellow
29:06
and purple. Grellurple. The
29:09
stunned silence only lasts a second before
29:11
all three of us succumb to laughter
29:13
again. Skittles wipes his eyes
29:16
with his shirt and Vamp throws his
29:18
head back so far he loses balance
29:20
and falls on the beanbags, which only
29:22
makes us laugh more. My
29:25
phone interrupts the party. It's
29:28
Dad. Hey, Dad. I
29:31
stop laughing. I have to
29:33
get home ASAP. Daphne
29:36
is not home yet and nobody
29:38
has seen her since last night. The
29:43
last time the house was this full, Mom
29:45
and Dad's extended families decided to pay us
29:47
a surprise visit on the same weekend. The
29:50
sleeping arrangements had been a pain, but
29:52
other than that, it was a merrier
29:54
time than our last three Christmases combined.
29:57
This full house? Let's
29:59
just... say I'd rather sleep in
30:01
the treehouse, eating Skittles garden cushions
30:04
for dinner. I'm
30:06
almost tackled to the ground as soon as I
30:08
set foot on our property. A cop
30:10
asks to see Bianca's post from the previous
30:12
evening and writes down everything I know about
30:14
it. Bianca didn't post
30:17
any other photos from the party, but she edited
30:19
the caption on the one she took with Mandy
30:21
and my sister. Where are
30:23
you, hun? Hashtag find
30:25
Daphne. Turns
30:27
out there had been more than 30 of my
30:29
sister's peers at the party. The
30:32
parents of the birthday girl had their own
30:34
little get-together in the backyard, which meant that
30:36
they kept an eye on the kids without
30:38
actually keeping an eye on the kids. I
30:41
failed to see how this is
30:43
problematic parenting, but since a
30:45
child went missing under their watch anonymous
30:47
calls to child protective services are a
30:49
ruin. The
30:52
birthday girl's house has two stories.
30:55
Daphne was last seen going to the restroom
30:57
on the first floor. She
30:59
was spotted by two of her classmates who were
31:01
making out against the bathroom door. After
31:04
Daphne shooed them aside, they sought privacy
31:06
in the dark, empty bedroom at the
31:08
end of the hall. Once
31:10
inside, they closed and locked the
31:12
door, and whatever happened to my
31:14
sister after she did her business
31:16
was anyone's guess. Unless
31:19
she flushed herself down the toilet, she
31:21
must have left the restroom and exited
31:23
the house shortly after. No
31:25
party-goer took note of her whereabouts beyond
31:28
that point. It was only
31:30
when Daphne's favorite song started to play
31:32
that people noticed her absence. My
31:35
sister and the birthday girl share similar
31:37
tastes in music, so when
31:39
the host climbed on her living room table
31:41
demanding Daphne join her, people
31:43
began to look around and ask questions.
31:46
Daphne was nowhere in sight, but
31:49
that didn't raise any alarms yet.
31:52
The birthday girl danced on the table alone.
31:55
As for Daphne, she was probably fooling
31:57
around with Derek somewhere. my
32:00
relief, the question swirling around
32:02
in my head was asked by
32:04
someone else, the host's mother to
32:06
be exact. What about
32:08
her boyfriend? Doesn't he know where she
32:11
is? Mom and
32:13
Dad almost fell off their ankles when they
32:15
found out Daphne has a boyfriend. I
32:17
wish Daphne was here to witness
32:19
their reaction and suffer the juicy
32:21
consequences. Unfortunately it
32:24
looks like we'll have to miss out on
32:26
family drama in favor of family drama.
32:30
How unfortunate. Speaking
32:33
of misfortune, the boyfriend has an alibi
32:35
for the time he went missing. Not
32:38
long after Bianca took the picture, Derek left
32:40
the party to go meet his cousin. He
32:43
asked my sister if she wanted to join him, but
32:45
she said no. Allegedly.
32:48
Mandy and another classmate witnessed this discussion
32:50
and confirmed that Daphne wanted to stay
32:53
and party. Regardless, the
32:55
lovebirds disappeared around the same time,
32:57
so people figured Daphne must have
32:59
changed her mind. Dad
33:02
knows a guy down at the police station
33:04
and from the bits and pieces I'm gathering
33:06
from the constant phone calls, they've
33:08
been interrogating Derek for three hours
33:11
now. As it
33:13
turns out, he's compliant and his
33:15
alibi is solid. He and
33:17
his cousin stopped at a gas station before going
33:19
to his cousin's place. The cousin's
33:22
parents were home and confirmed their time
33:24
of arrival. The gas
33:26
station's video surveillance system is
33:28
broken, but the clerk remembers
33:30
selling the two boys snacks, soft drinks,
33:33
and the latest issue of some tattoo
33:35
magazine. Derek said
33:37
he has nothing to hide. He
33:39
also stated that the police are wasting
33:42
precious time questioning him instead of looking
33:44
for his girlfriend. He
33:46
didn't make friends down at the station,
33:48
but the police don't have a real
33:50
reason to keep him overnight. My
34:00
the how bad asked me to come home and the
34:02
first place. On. Smart, Not
34:04
a psychic. The. Details I
34:06
provided in regards to Beyond This photo
34:09
could have easily been offered by either
34:11
her parents or Bianca for. I.
34:14
Wonder if anyone would notice if I sneak
34:16
out and go back to the tree house?
34:19
They might. Going. Back is
34:21
probably a bad idea. I
34:23
drop on my bed like a crucified
34:25
Jesus and stare at the ceiling for
34:27
a solid minute. This. Saturday
34:30
started off great. The.
34:32
Things are not looking good. And
34:35
they continue to not look good on Sunday.
34:37
Sunday. Afternoon Dad tells me I'll be
34:40
staying with my grandma for a while.
34:42
Also, I don't have to go to school
34:44
next week. Descendants. Was
34:46
supposed to go in a different direction. Dad
34:49
caught himself and said. Next.
34:52
Week. Instead. As. Until
34:54
your sister comes home. I'm
34:57
guessing he's not implying that I'm
34:59
never going to school again and
35:01
case Daphne disappeared forever. No.
35:03
One is ready to consider that
35:05
scenario. Regardless,
35:08
It's a sweet deal. Grandma.
35:10
Let me eat whatever I want. And
35:12
that awesome addict of her still hasn't
35:14
been cleaned and sorted through since Grandpa
35:16
died. Grandpa. Kept a
35:18
ton of old books and I never got
35:20
a chance to finish the second volume of
35:23
The Brothers Karamazov. Sign. Me
35:25
up for chilling and pumps Lazy boy for
35:27
a week. Or. More.
35:30
Who. Knows. Monday.
35:33
Comes and goes. So.
35:35
Does Tuesday. By. The time
35:37
Wednesday rolls around, I find a funny
35:39
passage in Don Quixote that reminds me
35:41
of something Vance said last summer. I
35:44
don't have enough data to send him
35:46
a picture of the phrase. And Grandma's
35:48
cooking, although delicious, doesn't make up for
35:51
her lack of internet anymore. On
35:53
Thursday I tell Grandma I want to
35:55
go home. She tears
35:58
up. to miss her I
36:01
don't respond, and whatever she made of
36:03
it, it resulted in Dad coming to
36:05
pick me up. I
36:08
come home to a catatonic mother
36:10
and heaps of plastic containers of
36:12
other people's cooking. Said
36:14
people keep stopping by to offer
36:17
support, food, and even cleaning services.
36:20
Since Mom, now a shell of a
36:22
person, says nothing, I wonder
36:24
if I should get angry on her behalf and
36:27
tell everyone they should mind their own business. Maybe
36:30
it's me who should mind his own business. I'm
36:33
not the adult here, and I'm
36:35
not ready to take on that role. The
36:38
place could use a little clean-up, but
36:40
it's not that urgent. Yet.
36:43
I could ask Granny to come by next week.
36:46
She'll take care of it. Problem solved.
36:50
One Tupperware container contains bolognese
36:52
and another one cinnamon rolls.
36:55
I take both to my room and don't
36:57
come out until Friday. Friday
37:01
morning, Mom and Dad catch me trying
37:03
to sneak a casserole of some type
37:05
of Oriental salad out of the kitchen.
37:08
They convince me to join them for breakfast at
37:10
the dinner table. I do
37:12
so, but I'm the only one
37:14
eating. Mom and Dad
37:16
reminisce about when Daphne was a toddler
37:18
and would say the darndest things. Mom
37:21
and Dad laugh and then cry, and
37:24
before I know it, I'm in the center
37:26
of a tear-stricken group hug. Note
37:29
to self. Oriental
37:32
salads are no breakfast food. I
37:35
go back to my room and play video games
37:37
until school is out for my two dorks. The
37:40
flu is running rampant among the school
37:42
staff, so vamp and skittles only have
37:44
two classes today. I'm meeting
37:47
them at the treehouse in thirty minutes. Mom
37:50
looks ready to nail the door shut to
37:52
prevent me from going, but Dad
37:54
reasons with her that I need
37:56
air, sunshine, and friends. That
37:59
being said... I'm on my way
38:01
with a fully charged phone, a
38:03
Tupperware container full of brownies, and
38:05
a curfew that will make Vamp
38:07
and Skittles laugh their butts off.
38:13
The rope ladder awaits, as does
38:15
Vamp's helping hand in the doorway.
38:18
I hand him the container with chocolate and
38:20
pull myself over the threshold. He
38:22
skips the greeting. Did they
38:24
find anything yet? I
38:27
shake my head. Skittles
38:29
looks at Vamp like a parent ready to
38:31
scold. Even his inhale sounds
38:33
offended. Don't say it like
38:36
that. Like what? You
38:39
should be asking if they found her, not
38:41
anything. Daphne's
38:43
a person, not an inanimate object.
38:47
Skittles looks at me for semiotic
38:49
approval. I shrug. I
38:52
take my usual spot by the window, take
38:54
the lid off the dessert I brought, and
38:56
help myself before my friends do. How
38:59
are you holding up? I
39:02
shrug again, and thankfully, Vamp
39:04
and Skittles are neither my
39:06
over-emotional parents nor my nosy
39:08
neighbors. They're okay with my
39:10
lack of verbal expression. They
39:12
don't care whether my shrug means I
39:14
don't know or I don't want to
39:16
tell you. Vamp
39:19
takes a brownie, as does Skittles. Watching
39:22
Vamp eat is grossly fascinating.
39:25
If it weren't for his teeth, I'd
39:27
suggest Anaconda as a nickname. It's
39:29
only when he moves in for more brownies that
39:32
I notice what Skittles is doing. What?
39:35
Skittles asks. He
39:37
has the Tupperware lid on his lap and
39:40
peels a brownie over it. The
39:42
occasional knock of a walnut against the
39:44
plastic explains the weird picture. It's
39:47
because of the braces, shut up. Neither
39:50
of us said anything. Me, because
39:53
I know. Vamp because
39:55
his mouth is full. Not for
39:57
long, though. That's such
39:59
a waste! Dude and
40:01
swallowing the stuff whole isn't I Sometimes
40:04
wonder if my friends would still be friends
40:07
if it weren't for me At
40:09
least I'm eating all of it says
40:12
vamp and self-defense You
40:14
call that eating our vacuum cleaner has
40:16
more table manners than you Yeah,
40:19
well you could learn something from
40:21
that vacuum cleaner what you're doing
40:23
sacrilegious. Oh Yeah,
40:25
let's ask the baker who's eating
40:27
your brownies better the boy or
40:29
the orca guys
40:32
They stop and look at me Nobody
40:35
gives a fuck just eat however you
40:37
want My
40:39
friends remember why we even have brownies
40:41
in the first place They
40:44
bow their heads and resume eating in
40:46
silence Vamp slows down and
40:48
Skittles takes out the nuts with his
40:50
nails to minimize the damage. I Usually
40:53
enjoy the rare occasions on which they're
40:55
quiet But this quiet is
40:58
more annoying than their stupid bickering about
41:00
things that don't matter I'm
41:03
sorry. I didn't mean
41:05
to snap. It's just Should
41:08
have stopped it. I'm sorry I'm
41:11
usually great with words as long as
41:13
they're in my native language reason Feelings
41:16
and emotions are languages so foreign
41:19
to me. You'll sooner find me
41:21
mastering Arabic I don't
41:23
know how to finish the sentence and it's a
41:25
blow to my pride The
41:28
fingers on my shoulder are so careful.
41:30
They can only belong to Skittles Note
41:33
if you want to talk we're here for
41:35
you both of us. I Look
41:38
at vamp and hopes that'll make some mocking
41:41
gesture we can use and laughing Skittles off
41:43
of me He doesn't
41:45
he even stopped chewing to nod great
41:50
Why does everyone keep saying that I
41:53
stand up? What is
41:55
talking good for talk
41:57
talk talk everybody just wants
41:59
to? talk and it's so
42:02
pointless. You're just
42:04
regurgitating hopelessness. And for what?
42:06
You're not unloading the burden. You're just
42:08
piling it on and on and on."
42:13
My vision turns blurry. I
42:16
rub my eyes so hard my contacts
42:18
get close and personal with my frontal
42:20
cortex. I don't
42:22
want to talk. I just... I
42:25
just want her to come home already. Guess
42:29
I'm bilingual now. I
42:31
don't have time to yell that what they're
42:34
doing is extremely dangerous and stupid. If the
42:37
treehouse tips and we fall to our
42:39
deaths, our parents will have some very
42:41
awkward explaining to do at our funerals.
42:44
Nevertheless, my friends take the risk.
42:47
As I find myself hugged by my
42:49
best friends for the thousandth time today,
42:52
I think about
42:54
Daphne. Girls
42:56
hug more often than guys do. It's
42:59
a girl thing. Guys fist
43:01
bump or pat on the back or
43:03
do a handshake or something. Males
43:06
are pragmatic creatures. If
43:08
the context is neither sexual nor
43:11
combative, what the hell do we need
43:13
to get this physical for? Nevertheless,
43:15
as soon as Vamp and Skittles let
43:17
me go, I realize that
43:19
I hate my brain. If
43:22
the damn thing would have shot up sooner,
43:24
I could have enjoyed the comfort provided by
43:26
my caring friends like a normal human being.
43:30
Ah, crud. Skittles
43:32
takes the 3D glasses lookalikes out of
43:34
the chest pocket of his shirt. The
43:37
left earhook is even more crooked than it
43:39
was the week before. Note
43:42
to self, things that
43:44
might break your specs. Concrete floors, fists
43:46
to the nose, hugging
43:48
your friends. He laughs at
43:50
his joke. Vamp
43:53
chortles. You still
43:55
carry those around? Skittles
43:57
puts the glasses back in his pocket. just
44:00
because they don't work on you doesn't mean
44:02
they don't work at all." Oh
44:05
yeah? Tell me how they work on you then."
44:08
Skittles hesitates for a second. They
44:11
make me see stuff. I
44:13
join in. What stuff? Like
44:16
I'm telling you guys. You don't
44:18
believe me anyway. Wait,
44:21
I forgot. Says Vamp.
44:24
You see green, yellow, and purple.
44:27
Sorry to break it to you buddy, but our
44:29
ancestors beat you to the discovery of colors. The
44:32
effect Vamp's coarseness has on Skittles is
44:35
a thing of beauty. Oh
44:38
no! Vamp
44:40
continues and his eyes go wide. You're
44:43
not trying to impress Jenny Whittaker, are
44:46
you? I'm
44:48
confused. Skittles has
44:50
had a crush on Jenny for ages, but
44:52
that doesn't explain the correlation. Does
44:55
Jenny have to do with this? I ask.
44:58
Ha! Vamp looks
45:00
like he's about to explode into confetti. Skittles
45:04
looks mortified. Vamp
45:07
don't. Vamp
45:09
throws his head back and laughs like he just
45:11
heard the joke of the century. He
45:13
then turns to me. Ms.
45:15
Grit paired him with Jenny for the science
45:17
project this week. They're...
45:20
Shut up! Having a
45:22
presentation on dark-ons, and Skittles thinks
45:24
he can impress Jenny with his
45:26
color obsession. It's
45:28
not an obsession! Oh
45:31
I know! You guys should meet here
45:33
to work on the project. Newt,
45:35
can you imagine? Jenny
45:37
and Skitts sitting in the tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
45:42
Stop! I
45:45
don't know what's funnier. Stop
45:47
singing like he swallowed helium or
45:49
Skittles blowing a fuse. He
46:00
comes Skittles with his
46:02
dumbass glasses." I
46:05
can't. I tried to be
46:07
mindful of Skittles' breakdown, but as soon as
46:09
Vamp delivers the punchline, I laugh
46:12
so hard that my ribs hurt. Vamp
46:15
joins me. Skittles
46:17
doesn't. Vamp and
46:19
I laugh like the world doesn't have
46:21
missing sisters in it, and we're
46:23
making wonderful memories like all kids our
46:25
age should. I
46:27
write the tears out of my eyes to
46:30
see Skittles not being the least bit amused.
46:32
He waits patiently until Vamp and I
46:35
calm down. "'Come
46:37
on, man!" Vamp
46:39
dabs his eyes with his shirt. "'You're
46:42
not upset, are you?" To
46:44
answer his question, Skittles turns
46:47
around and exits the treehouse.
46:50
"'Ah, crap,' I conclude.
46:53
"'Oh, come on! Don't be like that!'
46:56
Vamp joins me." Skittles
46:59
doesn't utter a word as he descends the
47:01
rope ladder. Vamp
47:03
and I yell apologies and accusations
47:06
of oversensitivity in hopes that our
47:08
friend returns. He doesn't.
47:11
What he does do is way cooler.
47:14
When Skittles' feet touch the ground, he walks
47:16
five yards in a direction that does not
47:19
lead to his house. Vamp
47:21
and I are confused, and when
47:23
we're about to ask where he's going, Skittles looks
47:26
up and beats us to the punch. "'You
47:29
losers! Coming to see what I'm talking about or
47:31
what?'" We
47:35
follow Skittles to the town's second
47:37
largest supermarket. As soon as
47:39
we step onto the parking lot, all three of
47:41
us walk with our faces turned away from the
47:43
shop's front entrance. The people in
47:46
this town don't like it when kids
47:48
use this shortcut to go into the
47:50
woods. If anyone recognizes us, our parents
47:52
will be informed within minutes. The
47:54
train tracks are to blame. The
47:56
worry stemmed from a tragedy that happened in 98.
48:00
A drunk dad and his seven-year-old daughter
48:02
tried to cross over the train tracks
48:04
and an oncoming train killed them both.
48:07
What can I say? Small-town folk
48:10
like to hide fathers taking their
48:12
children into the woods in the
48:14
middle of the night under smaller
48:16
tragedies such as death. We
48:19
reach the back of the parking lot where the
48:21
black concrete ends in a row of gray bricks.
48:24
The soil that stretches beyond hasn't been
48:26
mowed in months. There
48:28
is the odd pine tree here and there
48:30
and each of us chooses a tree to
48:32
hide behind while traversing the barricade. I
48:35
use the term barricade loosely because the
48:37
thing that marks the border of the
48:40
premises is a solitary iron bar elevated
48:42
at crotch height with the help of
48:44
other iron bars. Vamp
48:47
and skittles jump over the bar. I
48:50
crawl under it. Our
48:52
sneakers roll up some dirt as we glide in
48:54
the shallow ditch leading to the train tracks. Once
48:57
the train tracks are behind us, we go
48:59
downhill and proceed through the meadow spread before
49:01
the woods. It's a beautiful
49:04
day. We spot several
49:06
couples and families having picnics and,
49:08
further away, a bunch of guys playing
49:10
soccer. Nobody pays us
49:12
any mind. Once
49:15
we're surrounded by trees, skittles break
49:17
the silence. I
49:19
didn't want to say anything about it until I
49:21
was sure. I wanted to double-check before telling you
49:24
guys. Skitts. Vamp
49:27
interferes. No offense, but
49:29
last year you thought the ghost of your
49:31
great aunt was creeping in your laundry. Dude,
49:34
I swear there was the shadow of a
49:36
person that was not there. Yeah,
49:39
it was the shadow of your mom's
49:41
disappointment that she can't even put tidy
49:43
whiteys out to dry without you freaking
49:45
out. I laugh
49:47
and Vamp looks proud. Skittles
49:50
throws his hands in the air and lets them fall
49:52
to his sides. Okay,
49:54
look. He stops all
49:56
of a sudden and takes the mantis shrimp specks
49:59
out of his pocket. Skittles holds
50:01
the glasses as if they're a burning
50:03
torch. If I didn't know
50:05
any better, I'd say my friend is
50:07
channeling his inner Mel Gibson to pull
50:09
off a bootleg Braveheart poster. I
50:12
have a wild fantasy. I do. And
50:15
I take full responsibility for what I do with it
50:17
and what it does to me, all right? But
50:20
just because I'm the future J.R.R. Tolkien
50:22
doesn't mean my eyesight's bad. I
50:25
can feel the retort bubbling and Vamp's
50:28
chest. I jump in before
50:30
he can attack our friend's confidence
50:32
or, worse, his glasses. I
50:35
believe you. Skittles
50:37
and Vamp react at the same time. What?
50:41
Jinx. I
50:43
believe you, Skits. Really.
50:45
I can't know if something was really there or
50:47
if your mind was playing tricks on you, but
50:50
I don't think you'd lie to us. So
50:52
if you say you saw something, you
50:54
saw something. I believe you. Skittles
50:58
looks like he doesn't know what to do with his hands.
51:01
Vamp is unusually quiet. I
51:04
resume walking and my friends do the same.
51:07
Tell me, I say, why
51:09
are we here? What did you see? Skittles
51:13
chews on his bottom lip. A
51:16
dead owl. I
51:18
feel one eyebrow raised dangerously close
51:20
to my hairline. You
51:22
saw a dead owl. Like
51:24
through the glasses? No.
51:27
I mean, yes, but why
51:30
is this so hard to explain? Take
51:32
your time. We march
51:34
on while Skittles rummages through his
51:37
memories and vocabulary. Behind
51:39
us, a train passes through and we can
51:41
barely hear it over the chirping birds and
51:43
the twigs snapping beneath our feet. I
51:46
could see the dead owl both with
51:49
and without the mantis glasses, but
51:51
the thing is, I wouldn't have found
51:53
it without the glasses. I
51:55
mean, I was walking like we are
51:57
now, and at some point... Skittles
52:00
takes off his corrective lenses and puts
52:02
on the plastic specs. At
52:05
some point I started seeing blotches
52:07
of that stuff. What
52:10
stuff? asks Vamp. You
52:13
know, that weird color I told you
52:15
about, grellarple? There were patches of
52:18
it here and there, and I followed them. The
52:20
patches were getting bigger and bigger, and before
52:22
I knew it, there was this big puddle
52:25
of grellarple on the ground, and when I
52:27
removed the glasses, bam! There
52:30
was this dead owl. Vamp
52:32
is hooked. So
52:34
the grellarple stuff is blood? No.
52:38
Skittles himself looks surprised by the fact.
52:41
That's the weird part. There was no visible
52:44
injury on the owl. No weird
52:46
substance, no rock or branch it laid
52:48
under, nothing that would explain the grellarple.
52:51
It was just...dead. So
52:54
let me get this straight. You see
52:56
spots of the stuff everywhere? I
52:58
ask. Skittles looks
53:01
around. Well I
53:03
wouldn't say everywhere. I see
53:05
them a lot less in school or at my house.
53:07
The only places I see them a lot in is
53:10
here and... Skittles
53:13
stops mid-sentence. He bites his
53:15
lip. And where?
53:18
Where else? He turns
53:20
to look at me over the plastic frame
53:22
of his new favorite toy. We
53:24
stare at each other. There's
53:26
something Skittles is not telling me and I
53:29
hate it when people hide things from me.
53:32
The treehouse? I suggest.
53:36
Skittles breaks our eye contact and pushes the
53:38
glasses higher up his nose. Yeah,
53:41
the treehouse. Huh,
53:44
the treehouse? Vamp
53:46
scares off every life form in a
53:48
ten yard radius, except for Skittles and
53:51
myself of course. Skittles
53:53
lets out an irritated groan. Yes,
53:56
Vamp, the treehouse. But
53:59
I looked around with a the glasses too. I didn't
54:01
see anything up there." I
54:03
know. That's why I brought you
54:05
guys here. If there's any
54:08
chance for you guys to see the Grallerple, I'll
54:10
have to find a big puddle again. You
54:12
don't think you'll find the owl again, do you? Of
54:16
course not. It's been two weeks. But
54:18
maybe we can find Grallerple on something
54:21
else. Or somewhere else. I
54:23
don't know. I just want to prove to you
54:25
that I'm not crazy. I
54:27
don't think you're crazy, I
54:29
interfere. Skittles looks at
54:32
me. I smile at him
54:34
and he looks away. Vamp
54:36
chuckles. Well, I
54:38
do! Hella crazy! Which is great,
54:40
cause you wouldn't be my friend
54:42
otherwise. Vamp throws
54:45
an arm around Skittles and the ladder laughs
54:47
the tension out of his shoulders. His
54:49
laughter ceases with a gasp. There!
54:54
Skittles deviates from our path to run
54:56
sideways to a long leaf pine. He
54:59
then crouches down to the patch of moss at the
55:01
foot of it. Oh, this
55:03
one's big! It's the size of a
55:05
tennis ball! Vamp
55:08
joins him and bends over to see what Skittles
55:10
is looking at. He opens his
55:12
mouth, no doubt to ask for the specs,
55:15
but Skittles jumps to his feet again and
55:17
runs even further to a white spruce. Oh,
55:20
this one's even bigger! And
55:22
there's another one over there too! I
55:25
try to keep up with my friends, but
55:27
the gravitational pull is too great for me.
55:30
Guys, slow down! Vamp
55:33
stops to look behind himself every so often to
55:36
make sure I don't lose sight of them. Skittles,
55:39
on the other hand, is too excited to regard
55:41
us with patience. I
55:43
can hear running water. A mountain
55:45
river that turns into an angry stream
55:48
whenever it rains separates the welcoming part
55:50
of the forest from the rest of
55:52
it, the unhinged side of it, where
55:55
nature is king and human interference
55:57
is frowned upon. side
56:00
of the woods is halfway safe only
56:02
to hunters and hikers that carry bear
56:04
mace and experience in the wilderness. At
56:07
least, that's what our parents say. The
56:11
water is docile today. The
56:13
flow is in a hurry, but its width and
56:15
depth don't look like much of a challenge. The
56:18
ditch the river created for itself is
56:20
almost twenty feet deep and adorned on
56:22
both sides with rocks and tree roots.
56:26
No way! Skittles stops
56:28
at the lip of the riverbank. Vamp
56:30
joins him not long after. There!
56:33
Can you see it? Skittles
56:35
hands the mantis shrimp glasses to Vamp and
56:37
points at a large rock peeking out of
56:40
the water. Vamp places the
56:42
specks on his face and follows the axis
56:44
of our friend's finger. See
56:46
what? Right there! In
56:48
the water! On that big stone right there!
56:50
It's got Grallerple all over it! Can you
56:52
see it? Vamp takes
56:55
the specks off to look at the stone with
56:57
the naked eye and then puts them
56:59
on again. Once I reach
57:01
them, he hands the glasses to me without
57:03
saying anything. I, too, put
57:05
them on and take them off repeatedly. I go
57:08
to stand next to Skittles to make sure I'm
57:10
looking at the right stone. I
57:13
ask my question in between heavy breaths.
57:16
Yes, right over there! And look! On the
57:18
other side of the ditch is more of
57:20
it! It's like a big
57:22
splash and two little ones. Can
57:25
you really not see them? I'm
57:27
trying my hardest to see something. No! Wait,
57:32
let me see again. I hand
57:34
the specks back to Vamp. Skittles,
57:36
you must have X-ray vision or something cause
57:39
I can't see shit! Gimme
57:41
those! Skittles sounds
57:44
exasperated. He is the
57:46
biggest scaredy-cat out of all of us
57:48
and yet, as soon as Vamp hands
57:50
him his frumpy glasses back, Skittles descends
57:52
to the water. Vamp and
57:55
I are too stunned to shout after him to
57:57
come back. We watch Skittles jump
57:59
on the- stone he pointed at earlier
58:01
and with another leap he's on the other
58:03
side of the stream. I
58:05
miss Grandma's attic. Skittles
58:08
looks up and waves us over. Come
58:11
on! Vamp doesn't need
58:13
to be told twice. His eyes
58:15
sparkle with the promise of adventure and
58:18
he follows Skittles across the liquid border
58:20
despite me beckoning for their return. It's
58:24
fine! Nothing's gonna happen! Vamp
58:26
reassures me. He reaches the
58:28
opposite brink of the riverbank in tandem
58:30
with Skittles. Both of them
58:33
look at me with glowing faces. I
58:35
want to punch their noses in. Vamp
58:38
makes a funnel with his hands around his
58:41
mouth. Come on, Newt! You're
58:43
the one who wanted to check it out, right?
58:46
Right. I'm embarrassed to say
58:48
that I crossed the water and twice the
58:50
time my friends did. I blame
58:53
my weight for it, not my
58:55
fear of adult repercussions. Or
58:58
worse, unhinged fauna. Lead
59:01
the way! Vamp looks
59:03
only too happy to go further
59:05
into the woods. I look behind
59:07
us as well as left, right
59:09
and diagonally to make sure no
59:11
imminent danger looms near. Skittles
59:15
bravado from before seems to have
59:17
evaporated. I can't
59:20
see anything anymore. I
59:22
like the sound of that, but I can't
59:24
say it aloud. Despite
59:27
knowing that we're not supposed to be here, this
59:29
part of the woods is not much different from
59:31
the one we left behind. Granted,
59:33
the grass is a lot taller and
59:35
no footpath is leading the way, but
59:38
other than that, same trees, same
59:40
temperature, same forest language coming at
59:42
us from all the beings we're
59:44
bothering. I'm nervous, but
59:47
there's an undeniable rash of excitement running
59:49
through my bones. If
59:51
being here doesn't make us cool,
59:53
then actually finding something with the
59:55
shrimp specs definitely will. I'm
59:58
not that naive to think we're the only
1:00:00
kids who ever came to explore this side
1:00:02
of the forest, but objectively speaking,
1:00:04
we're not the type you'd expect this
1:00:07
from. Except Vamp, although
1:00:09
I'm sure he wouldn't come here alone. Whoa,
1:00:13
what's that? I
1:00:15
want to shush Vamp to remind him of
1:00:17
the range of his voice and our surroundings.
1:00:20
He deviates from our general direction sooner
1:00:23
than I can react. There's
1:00:25
a young sugar pine further to our right, and
1:00:27
Vamp runs towards it like it called him home
1:00:29
for supper. I give the
1:00:32
sugar pine a squint to spot what had
1:00:34
gotten my friend so excited. Vamp
1:00:36
hoists himself up the tree, and
1:00:38
I scan my vocabulary to yell
1:00:40
at him with less harsh synonyms
1:00:43
for the words stupid. No
1:00:45
matches were found, and
1:00:47
I can see what caught Vamp's attention.
1:00:51
Something pink is hanging from one of the
1:00:54
lower branches. Vamp reaches
1:00:56
for the branch and shakes it as hard as he
1:00:58
can to make the pink thing fall to the ground.
1:01:01
What is it? An empty candy
1:01:03
bag? A lost flag from
1:01:05
the Girl Scouts? A poster that
1:01:08
flew in this neck of the woods by an
1:01:10
overly ambitious gust of wind? I
1:01:12
wish it were, but no,
1:01:15
it's nothing of the sort. I
1:01:18
know what it is. I've
1:01:20
seen that very same piece of fabric
1:01:22
too many times in our laundry basket
1:01:24
to mistake it for anything else. My
1:01:28
Uncle Ned is a farmer. We
1:01:30
spent countless vacations at his farm,
1:01:33
and although Daphne and I hid
1:01:35
whenever he put animals down, we
1:01:37
still caught the worst of their screams. I
1:01:40
heard pigs, goats, rabbits, and
1:01:43
numerous other animals die. However,
1:01:47
take all those blood-curdling screeches,
1:01:49
merge them into one, and
1:01:52
you still wouldn't be anywhere near the
1:01:54
sound that comes out of Skittles. Vamp
1:01:58
and I run to him. He just
1:02:00
falls on his butt and pushes the ground
1:02:02
away with his sneakers to put immediate distance
1:02:04
between himself and the object of his horror.
1:02:08
He pants and moans like he just crawled
1:02:10
out of hell. The mantis
1:02:12
shrimp lenses hang to his chin. Don't...
1:02:16
don't look. It's
1:02:19
me he's talking to. That's
1:02:22
one I know. I knew
1:02:24
the second I saw the pink underwear hanging
1:02:26
from the tree. I
1:02:28
know what he found. I
1:02:30
know. And yet
1:02:32
I don't listen. I
1:02:35
look. From
1:02:37
my vantage point, I can only see
1:02:39
a foot. Something
1:02:42
chewed three toes off, but it's
1:02:44
undeniably a human foot. The
1:02:47
ground looks like a cave beneath the foot,
1:02:49
so the person either found their bitter end
1:02:51
in a ditch or someone
1:02:53
tried hiding them in the soil
1:02:55
and failed miserably. I
1:02:58
step closer to reveal to my
1:03:00
heart what my brain already knows.
1:03:04
There's a thin layer of dirt covering
1:03:07
the body, remnants from the
1:03:09
shallow grave. The
1:03:11
spaghetti-strapped summer dress is ripped
1:03:13
from cleavage to knees, and
1:03:16
you can barely tell where the cotton
1:03:18
ends and where the skin begins. The
1:03:22
skin is every color, ranging
1:03:25
from blue to black. Painting
1:03:27
a picture of a salt so clear that
1:03:30
not even the crusted blood on her legs
1:03:32
makes it more obvious. It's
1:03:35
not the blood that gets me. Neither
1:03:38
the fact that her torso is bare
1:03:40
and the biggest bruise, going all
1:03:42
the way from her breast to her stomach, is
1:03:45
in the form of a baseball bat, nor
1:03:48
that there's so much dirt and dried blood
1:03:50
in her hair you can't even tell she
1:03:52
was blonde anymore. The
1:03:54
state of decay, patches of
1:03:57
rotting skin and the god-awful
1:03:59
step. pinch, come
1:04:01
pretty close to being the worst thing. But
1:04:04
they're not. It's
1:04:07
the vibrating cavities. Nothing
1:04:09
screams death like the life it
1:04:11
leaves in its wake. Bugs
1:04:14
and larva squirm within the
1:04:16
open mouth and in the
1:04:19
holes where blue eyes had once been. I
1:04:22
can't breathe. I bend
1:04:24
over and digest brownies in reverse.
1:04:28
We found Daphne. I
1:04:32
don't have cell reception. I've
1:04:34
never heard Vamp sound so mature. He tries
1:04:37
to keep his composure but he's yellow in
1:04:39
the face and his hands shake so hard
1:04:42
he looks like he's having an attack of
1:04:44
some sort. You guys
1:04:46
should go ask for help. I'll wait
1:04:48
here, with her. His
1:04:51
body cringed visibly at the offer that came
1:04:53
out of his mouth. Go
1:04:56
ask for help. Who's
1:04:58
going to help? There's a
1:05:00
minimum of fifty species
1:05:02
of multiple-legged, egg-bearing parasites
1:05:04
within my sister, doing
1:05:07
the job people usually pay funeral homes
1:05:09
to do. Who's going
1:05:11
to help? How does
1:05:13
one go about helping a corpse in
1:05:16
this state? Is hoovering
1:05:19
allowed? Or would
1:05:21
that damage evidence? The
1:05:23
bugs should be collected just like the
1:05:25
blood samples and the DNA traces on
1:05:28
her clothes and body, no? But that's
1:05:31
not going to help my sister, is
1:05:33
it? Because my sister
1:05:35
is in the only place help
1:05:37
can't reach. No.
1:05:40
The only helpful thing to do is to find whoever
1:05:43
did this and make
1:05:46
sure they never, ever do it
1:05:48
again. I launch
1:05:50
back to where we came from. Newt?
1:05:53
Go with him, Skits. Give
1:05:55
me my glasses. Hurry! Newt!
1:05:58
Wait up! My
1:06:00
ears are ringing. Skittles is
1:06:02
calling after me, but I can't hear him
1:06:04
over the noise in my head. If
1:06:07
there's a hell in the center of the earth,
1:06:10
it can hear me running. I
1:06:13
reach the riverbank and slide on the steep
1:06:15
incline toward the water. My
1:06:17
leg slips on the rock we used
1:06:19
as a stepping stone before, and I
1:06:21
land knee-deep into the stream. I
1:06:24
push through until I'm on dry land again and
1:06:26
start climbing out of the ditch. Newt!
1:06:30
I look behind me and spot Skittles. He
1:06:33
looks terrified. Those damn
1:06:35
plastic specks are still hanging to his
1:06:37
chin. You're going the wrong
1:06:39
way! Wrong.
1:06:42
I'm going the right way. I'm
1:06:45
going the only way. I
1:06:48
face forward and keep going.
1:06:50
Newt! I reach
1:06:52
the top of the incline and start running again.
1:06:55
Lucas, don't do it! We don't know it
1:06:57
was him! Skittles.
1:07:00
Scrawny, frail, weird,
1:07:03
and over-protected Skittles.
1:07:06
I sometimes forget how smart he is, but
1:07:08
then he reminds me. Reminds
1:07:11
me of how smart I was the day I
1:07:13
decided to make him my friend. Birds
1:07:16
of a feather, some might say. It's
1:07:19
not. It's strategy. Vamp
1:07:23
didn't notice. To be
1:07:26
honest, I thought nobody who knew
1:07:28
my sister, nobody but me, would
1:07:30
notice either. But I was
1:07:32
wrong. Skittles noticed.
1:07:35
Skittles noticed that the ruby earrings
1:07:38
my sister had from our grandmother
1:07:40
were still ornating her dead earlobe.
1:07:43
Where is the bead chain with
1:07:45
the silver firefly was missing? Derek
1:07:49
had given her that necklace on their
1:07:51
first date. Branches
1:07:54
graze my face and the physical
1:07:56
effort burns my lungs. I
1:07:58
scare off a bunch of rapids. by stomping
1:08:01
on Hell's ceiling, but other than
1:08:03
that, the forest is silent. Flora
1:08:06
and Fauna, both dead
1:08:08
and alive, keep to themselves
1:08:10
as I run and run and
1:08:13
run until I reach the
1:08:15
meadow. My
1:08:18
weight be damned, I fly over the
1:08:20
train tracks and jump over the iron
1:08:22
rail straight into the supermarket's parking lot.
1:08:25
Curious shoppers, both entering and exiting, stop
1:08:27
to try and make sense of what
1:08:30
I'm doing in the state I'm in.
1:08:33
I'm off the property before anyone has the
1:08:35
chance to ask what's wrong. Everything
1:08:38
is wrong, but I'm
1:08:40
about to fix it. All
1:08:42
I see is the concrete beneath my
1:08:44
shoes, and all I hear is
1:08:47
the blood coursing through my innards. On
1:08:50
the other side of my tunnel vision, I
1:08:52
run a red light, cut the path of
1:08:54
a middle-aged couple walking their dog, and get
1:08:56
an earful from a vendor whose stack of
1:08:58
apples I ruin. But
1:09:01
then, I see it. Purple
1:09:04
roof, orange building.
1:09:06
Daphne's High School. The
1:09:09
bell must have gone off some time ago
1:09:11
because students are spilling out of the establishment
1:09:13
in large numbers. I'm dreading that
1:09:16
I missed him. I
1:09:18
didn't. The fucker is
1:09:20
simply more difficult to spot without the
1:09:23
dumb grin and his left arm around
1:09:25
Daphne's shoulders. He's typing
1:09:27
something on his phone as he's walking down the
1:09:29
wheelchair ramp. Some of his
1:09:31
peers try to interject, but he
1:09:33
only looks up when my hand
1:09:35
meets his collar. His
1:09:38
lips pucker around my name, but I don't
1:09:40
give him the chance to speak it. I
1:09:43
couldn't have done this if you weren't
1:09:45
as tall as he is, but his
1:09:47
height works against him for once, because
1:09:49
the handrail is right below his buttocks,
1:09:51
and it gives me more leverage to
1:09:53
push the better half of his bulk
1:09:55
over it. Derek
1:09:58
falls over the rail. screaming
1:10:00
and recording our fight on their phones. Nobody
1:10:03
is helping him. Why would
1:10:05
they? The little brother of
1:10:07
Derek's missing girlfriend just pounced on him
1:10:10
on a Friday after school. People
1:10:12
will need the full story to survive the weekend.
1:10:16
Why did you do it? Why did you
1:10:18
do it? I climb
1:10:20
on top of him to immobilize him before he comes
1:10:22
to his senses. He might not
1:10:24
have eaten for several days and his skull
1:10:26
and ribs could be rattled from the fall,
1:10:29
but he's still stronger than me. What?
1:10:33
Derek tries. Talk,
1:10:35
you fucker! Why did you
1:10:37
do it? How? My
1:10:39
throat is raw and my voice sounds like
1:10:41
I'm drowning. I know I'm
1:10:43
crying because of the wetness on my
1:10:45
face, but my eyes don't sting and
1:10:48
I couldn't see clearer. Derek
1:10:50
tries to push me off of him and
1:10:52
I fight against his efforts with every ounce
1:10:54
of strength I have. I hear
1:10:57
teachers shouting over the commotion around us.
1:11:00
Lucas, get off of me! No!
1:11:02
Tell me why! Get
1:11:05
the fuck off, you little shit! Not
1:11:07
until you tell everybody what you did and
1:11:09
why you did it! I don't
1:11:12
know what you're talking about! Bullshit!
1:11:16
Get off! You're hurting me! I
1:11:19
wrap my hands around his throat and
1:11:21
squeeze until the tips of my fingers
1:11:23
touch. It clicks. Derek
1:11:27
smacks me square in the nose. What
1:11:30
on God's green earth are you two
1:11:33
doing? Mr. Clifford,
1:11:35
Derek's baseball coach, grabs me by the
1:11:37
arm and hoists me vertically. Two of
1:11:40
Derek's classmates remember they're his friends
1:11:42
and go assist him off the
1:11:44
ground. I
1:11:47
don't get in between, Derek and I. Questions, everywhere.
1:11:50
Someone's shaking me and screaming in my face,
1:11:53
but I can't hear a thing. My
1:11:55
innards are buzzing. I feel
1:11:57
like I'm the black and white spots and skittles.
1:11:59
Skittles' old TV. I'm trying
1:12:02
to get a signal. I'm trying to
1:12:04
paint a picture and transmit it to the
1:12:06
world. How the
1:12:08
hell I managed to pull this off
1:12:10
is beyond me. We
1:12:13
found her. The
1:12:15
sound of my voice feels one decibel
1:12:17
below the hearing range of humans. People
1:12:20
I don't know call me by my name and
1:12:22
ask me to repeat what I just said. I
1:12:26
don't need to. Skittles just
1:12:28
entered the schoolyard. Lucas!
1:12:32
His shirt is dirty and his pants
1:12:34
are ruined. There are scratches
1:12:36
all over his arms, but the
1:12:38
worst thing about him is the look
1:12:41
on his face. We
1:12:43
found her. He says. Lucas'
1:12:46
sister, Daphne Cherrywood. We
1:12:49
found her body in the woods. Mom,
1:12:55
Dad, and I stand at the entrance
1:12:57
to the auditorium where we're having the
1:12:59
funeral reception. Everybody coming
1:13:02
through the doors gives us hugs,
1:13:04
handshakes, and compliments on the funeral.
1:13:07
Compliments? Actual compliments?
1:13:10
On the funeral. First
1:13:13
it was the Dills, then the
1:13:15
Johnson Smiths, and now the
1:13:17
Kirkbeans, and I'm thinking, is
1:13:20
there such a thing as a nice
1:13:22
funeral? The weather is
1:13:24
nice. The floral arrangements are nice.
1:13:27
The reading of the eulogy, which turned
1:13:29
into a musical performance by the church
1:13:31
choir, was nice. The
1:13:34
fact that not only every single one
1:13:36
of Daphne's current classmates showed up, but
1:13:38
also all of her teachers, both current
1:13:40
and from middle school, is nice.
1:13:45
Is this what makes a funeral
1:13:47
nice? Is the mold
1:13:50
forming in a glass of jam a nice
1:13:52
flower? Is
1:13:54
the crack in the window a
1:13:56
nice ventilation system? Is
1:13:58
sticking my sister's head? six
1:14:00
feet in the dirt, a
1:14:02
nice funeral. It's
1:14:05
funny how people pick and choose when
1:14:07
the context does or does not matter.
1:14:11
I shift my body weight and Mom
1:14:13
grabs my arm instantly. You're
1:14:16
not going anywhere. I
1:14:18
wasn't trying to, but I'm starting
1:14:20
to reconsider. Ever since we
1:14:23
found Daphne, Mom's been treating me like
1:14:25
she's blind and I'm her guide dog,
1:14:27
which wouldn't be so bad if it
1:14:29
weren't for the whisper shouting and the
1:14:31
dooming aura. My attempt
1:14:34
at retaking ownership of my
1:14:36
limb fails. I
1:14:38
need air, Mom. And you
1:14:40
think I don't? Pretty
1:14:43
sure she doesn't understand what I mean,
1:14:45
but try explaining your frustrations to a
1:14:47
person who made it her life goal
1:14:49
to one up everybody in the suffering
1:14:52
department. I pity my
1:14:54
father. The
1:14:56
Dutchessons are here. Dad
1:14:58
offers handshakes. Mother welcomes
1:15:00
hugs. And my
1:15:02
shoulder bears the squeeze of
1:15:04
a former MMA fighter. Two
1:15:07
former MMA fighters. Wouldn't
1:15:09
want to be in their house when they argue,
1:15:11
but the Dutchessons are good people.
1:15:14
They're sorry for our loss.
1:15:17
The funeral was very
1:15:20
nice. Mom, I just
1:15:22
need a little air, please. Lucas,
1:15:25
I swear. Sam.
1:15:28
Mom hasn't slept for the past five
1:15:31
days, but Dad looks like
1:15:33
he hasn't slept his entire life. He
1:15:36
doesn't need to continue his sentence. Mom
1:15:39
can suddenly see again, and
1:15:41
I'm no longer a dog. It's
1:15:43
a miracle. Be
1:15:45
back in ten, yeah. We'd like
1:15:48
to start, and we need you here. Of
1:15:50
course, Dad. On
1:15:53
any other day, I'd consider the property
1:15:55
beautiful. The porch is completely
1:15:57
white, from the wooden flooring to the right.
1:16:00
roof tiles. Strings of
1:16:02
red and pink flowers spiral around
1:16:04
the columns and each baluster in
1:16:06
the handrails. The steps
1:16:08
descend into the garden on a
1:16:10
tiled, labyrinthine path. Some
1:16:13
of Daphne's classmates found sanctuary by a
1:16:16
chestnut oak, where they smoke and catch
1:16:18
up on things that have nothing to
1:16:20
do with dead people. They
1:16:23
chat and laugh, and as soon
1:16:25
as they see me approaching, they immediately
1:16:27
extinguish their cigarettes and hurry to the
1:16:29
reception. Who knew
1:16:31
I have authoritative power? I'll
1:16:34
keep that in mind if I decide to become a
1:16:36
teacher. Thankfully, the
1:16:38
people I'm walking towards don't run away
1:16:41
as soon as they see me. Hey,
1:16:44
Newt. I never
1:16:46
thought there'd be a day in which I'd
1:16:48
consider vamp halfway handsome. I give
1:16:50
a low whistle. You
1:16:52
clean up nicely. Vamp
1:16:55
gives me a half smile, opens his
1:16:57
arms, and encases me with them. I
1:17:00
received hugs from tens of people in the
1:17:02
past two weeks, and I have no clue
1:17:04
if any of them came from the heart.
1:17:08
This one does. This
1:17:10
one matters. I'm
1:17:12
smarter now than I've been the other week
1:17:14
when we hugged in the treehouse, so
1:17:16
I'm hugging my friend with all my
1:17:18
might, and then some. I
1:17:21
extend my left arm to invite Skittles
1:17:23
in. He smiles through
1:17:26
his tear-stricken face, and
1:17:28
we group hug just enough for me
1:17:30
to replenish the much-needed energy I'll need
1:17:32
for that stupid reception. It's
1:17:36
a dumb question, but how are you
1:17:38
holding up? Vamp asks.
1:17:41
It's dumb indeed, but I'd expect nothing
1:17:43
less from you, I tell
1:17:45
them. Vamp gives me
1:17:47
a playful punch in the shoulder and
1:17:50
Skittles chuckles despite the mood. I don't
1:17:53
know what to tell you. I feel
1:17:55
like I'm in a moving train made
1:17:57
of glass. I sit
1:17:59
still. and watch the world pass me
1:18:02
by when in fact
1:18:04
the world sits still and I'm the
1:18:06
one moving. It's
1:18:08
very weird." Vamp
1:18:11
looks down. I can't
1:18:13
imagine what you're going through. I
1:18:15
think my brother's a little shit but the mere
1:18:17
thought of something ever happening to him. I
1:18:20
just hope that bastard gets what he deserves. He
1:18:24
will, Vamp, I say. I'm
1:18:26
sure he will. Derek.
1:18:30
The news of me jumping the guy
1:18:32
spread like wildfire. Once
1:18:34
Skittles informed the schoolyard that we
1:18:37
found Daphne, the teachers demanded all
1:18:39
students head home immediately. We
1:18:41
confirmed with the police that she had
1:18:44
been found dead and
1:18:46
as soon as we guided them to her remains
1:18:48
an officer turned away to make an urgent call.
1:18:51
Not even ten minutes later,
1:18:54
Derek, Daphne's boyfriend, was
1:18:56
removed from his home by two others
1:18:59
who, despite each having at least
1:19:01
seventy pounds on him, had
1:19:03
trouble dealing with the raging teen. The
1:19:07
police knocked on Derek's door just as
1:19:09
he was about to flush something shiny
1:19:11
down the toilet. That
1:19:13
something was Daphne's silver necklace
1:19:15
with a firefly pendant. Allegedly,
1:19:18
the thing still had traces of blood
1:19:20
around the clasp. Can
1:19:23
you believe it? All this
1:19:25
time, after what he did, the sick fucker
1:19:27
had the gall to wear that thing around
1:19:29
his neck, like a trophy or something. Vamp
1:19:33
runs his hand down his face. Skittles
1:19:36
frowns. We don't
1:19:39
know he was wearing it, do we? That's
1:19:42
what the police say, I clarify. They
1:19:45
found traces of Daphne's DNA and fibers
1:19:47
from Derek's shirt on the thing. Yeah,
1:19:51
but... Vamp and
1:19:53
I watch Skittles struggle for words.
1:19:56
He abandons his sentence once he feels our
1:19:58
eyes on him. but Vamp is
1:20:00
not as forgiving as me. But
1:20:03
what skits? Skittles
1:20:06
hesitates for a moment. We
1:20:09
don't know. He wore it. I
1:20:12
mean, necklaces slip over shirts.
1:20:15
Somebody would have seen it. Oh,
1:20:17
please. Like necklaces aren't easy
1:20:19
to overlook. That flashy
1:20:21
bastard was always wearing chains and crap.
1:20:24
Yeah, you're right. I
1:20:27
just think it's weird that he'd wear it as all. Skittles
1:20:31
slides the tip of his converse
1:20:33
between two tiles, and I wish, more
1:20:35
than ever, that he'd stop filtering his
1:20:37
words and just speak his mind. It's
1:20:41
not weird to them, though. Vamp
1:20:44
gets heated. You see it in
1:20:46
documentaries all the time. These sick
1:20:48
fuckers collect from their victims all
1:20:50
sorts of stuff. Panties, hair. I
1:20:53
even saw one about a guy who only went
1:20:55
after women with red lipstick on. He'd
1:20:57
keep their red lipstick, and if they didn't
1:21:00
have it on him, he'd cut off a
1:21:02
finger and keep that instead. You
1:21:04
never know what these guys are into. Skittles
1:21:07
looks like he wants to say something, but
1:21:10
changes his mind at the last second. I
1:21:13
step in front of him. Go
1:21:15
on, skits. Say what you want to say.
1:21:19
Skittles shakes his head. I'm
1:21:22
not attacking you. I
1:21:24
just want to know why you're playing devil's
1:21:26
advocate for my sister's killer. I'm
1:21:29
not! Skittles
1:21:31
finally looks me in the eyes and
1:21:33
holds my gaze until Vamp feels uncomfortable.
1:21:37
I just think the case
1:21:39
needed more investigation before they sentence
1:21:41
Derek. That's all. Vamp
1:21:44
gives a shrill huff. Are
1:21:47
you kidding? What's there to investigate?
1:21:50
This is not how to get away with
1:21:52
murder, skits. This is straight
1:21:54
up, in-your-face, real life. Daphne
1:21:57
wore a necklace. Daphne
1:21:59
disappeared. on the night of a
1:22:01
party. Daphne's boyfriend was at that party
1:22:03
and he and Daphne left around the
1:22:06
same time. Daphne's necklace is found on
1:22:08
her boyfriend a week later and the
1:22:10
only alibi the guy has for the
1:22:13
night of the party is his junky
1:22:15
cousin and a shady clerk in a
1:22:17
gas station with no CCTV. The
1:22:20
boyfriend did it. It's
1:22:23
obvious. Case closed. We
1:22:26
don't know it was Daphne's necklace.
1:22:30
Vamp inhales to express his outrage
1:22:32
at that statement, but my
1:22:34
right forefinger silences him. Not
1:22:37
once do Skittles and I break
1:22:39
eye contact. And
1:22:42
what makes you say that, Benjamin? I
1:22:45
don't feel like I'm on a glass train anymore.
1:22:48
The train stopped and had me
1:22:50
put in a microwave. Derek
1:22:53
said the necklace he gifted Daphne
1:22:55
had a clasp like a lobster claw.
1:22:59
And? And? My
1:23:01
mother calls us inside from the white porch.
1:23:04
Nobody moves a muscle. The
1:23:07
necklace the police found on Derek had
1:23:09
a different clasp. A magnetic
1:23:12
one. Vamp
1:23:14
lets out a chuckle void of any
1:23:16
amusement. And I thought
1:23:18
I watched too many crime shows. Vamp
1:23:22
shakes his head in disbelief. I'm
1:23:24
disappointed in you, bro. Come
1:23:27
on, Newt. Let's go inside. Vamp
1:23:30
taps my shoulder and with that
1:23:32
steps away from Skittles and I.
1:23:35
Skittles blinks first. He
1:23:37
lost our stare down and I want a
1:23:40
rub in his face. I
1:23:42
hear you and I understand
1:23:44
the sentiment. I tell him. I
1:23:48
get my face so close to
1:23:50
Skittles our noses touch. I
1:23:52
hear him gulp. What
1:23:54
I still don't get is why
1:23:56
you, my friend, are defending. my
1:24:00
sister's killer. Skittles
1:24:03
takes the mantis shrimp specks out of the
1:24:05
pocket of his dress pants. In
1:24:08
the schoolyard, before the teachers send everybody
1:24:10
home, I looked at Derek.
1:24:14
Skittles holds the glasses up. There
1:24:16
was no grubberp on him, except
1:24:20
a little bit, around his neck.
1:24:23
After you jumped him. Skittles
1:24:26
watches my face for a reaction.
1:24:29
I don't have one to give. Vamp
1:24:32
reaches my mom and goes inside the
1:24:34
auditorium. Mom steps off the porch
1:24:37
and calls for us again. You
1:24:40
said you saw Grelerple in the treehouse.
1:24:43
Where? My friend's
1:24:45
lower lip begins to quiver. Where,
1:24:49
Benjamin? I
1:24:51
hear the clang of mom's low heels
1:24:53
coming down the tiled pathway. On
1:24:56
you. I smile.
1:25:00
I can't help it. Where
1:25:02
on me? Eyes,
1:25:05
hands, and… Skittles
1:25:08
can't bring himself to say it, but
1:25:10
his eyes dart to my crotch. That's
1:25:13
all I need to know. I
1:25:16
hold the palm of my hand out to him. He's
1:25:18
shaking as he hands me the mantis
1:25:21
shrimp glasses. I
1:25:23
told you these don't work. I
1:25:25
let the glasses drop on the tiles and
1:25:28
smash my heel on them, over and
1:25:30
over and over
1:25:33
again. Lucas? I
1:25:36
turn around to see mom approaching wearily. Is
1:25:39
everything okay? Of course,
1:25:41
mom. I sling an arm
1:25:43
around Skittles and pull him flush to my
1:25:45
side. Right, Benjamin? Skittles
1:25:49
is still shaking, but his
1:25:51
stupid mouth is finally in sync with
1:25:53
his smart brain. Yes,
1:25:56
Mrs. Sherrywood. Skittles
1:25:59
and I follow my mother back to
1:26:01
the auditorium. The weather has
1:26:03
darkened significantly in the past few minutes,
1:26:06
and by the time we reach the white porch
1:26:08
it smells like rain. I
1:26:11
take one last look at the far
1:26:13
end of the labyrinthine path. The
1:26:15
mantis shrimp glasses, two
1:26:18
specks, one green, one purple,
1:26:21
lay crumbled and broken on the
1:26:23
tiles. Once the
1:26:25
reception starts, I hear the skies
1:26:27
crying over the world outside. Whether
1:26:31
heaven bemoans the loss of
1:26:33
my sister or the loss
1:26:35
of its third eye, I'm
1:26:37
not sure. I'm sure of
1:26:39
something else, though. This
1:26:41
turned out to be a very nice
1:26:44
funeral. I've
1:26:56
been listening to Grelurple by
1:26:58
Lucretia Vastea. Lucretia
1:27:01
Vastea is an author and artist
1:27:03
based out of Germany whose written
1:27:05
works have been adapted to audio
1:27:07
by the likes of the Chilling
1:27:09
Pails for Dark Nights podcast, the
1:27:11
No Sleep podcast, and Otis
1:27:14
Jyrie's Scary Stories Told in the
1:27:16
Dark. And
1:27:19
that, my friends, wraps up
1:27:21
tonight's broadcast. I'd
1:27:23
like to extend my thanks to Ocrashia for
1:27:25
a great story with a very
1:27:28
delightful twist. And
1:27:30
of course, I'd also like to thank
1:27:32
you for joining me. As
1:27:35
you're going to bed tonight, drifting
1:27:37
off to sleep with your eyes closed,
1:27:40
maybe pay extra attention to
1:27:42
the colors dancing across your
1:27:44
eyelids. Maybe one of
1:27:46
you will see some Grelurple of your
1:27:49
own tonight. As
1:27:51
always, I'll be back next week
1:27:53
for another episode of Horror Hill.
1:27:56
Until then, friends, stay
1:27:58
spooky. You've
1:28:02
been listening to the Horror Hill Podcast,
1:28:04
a production of Chilling Entertainment and the
1:28:07
creative team at Chilling Tales for Dark
1:28:09
Nights. Tonight's episode
1:28:11
was hosted and narrated by yours
1:28:13
truly, Eric Peabody. Original
1:28:16
music provided by Eric Peabody and
1:28:18
Nicky McSorley. Finalization by
1:28:21
Eric Peabody and Craig Groszak.
1:28:24
Got a terrifying tale of your own
1:28:26
that you'd like performed? Email
1:28:28
it to us at natalie
1:28:31
at chillingtalesfordarknights.com to have your
1:28:33
work considered for future production.
1:28:36
Seeing as how we're all living
1:28:38
in a technological nightmare of our
1:28:40
own devising, I'll ask you to
1:28:42
follow Chilling Tales for Dark Nights
1:28:44
on social media and upvote, subscribe,
1:28:46
and hit the bell notification icon
1:28:48
if you're listening to this on
1:28:50
YouTube. Not only will
1:28:53
you have appeased the dark gods of
1:28:55
cyberspace, but you'll be kept
1:28:57
in the loop as we prepare more
1:28:59
terrifying content. If you'd
1:29:02
like access to uninterrupted horror, free
1:29:04
of ads and these annoying bookend
1:29:06
segments, might I recommend
1:29:08
becoming a patron? You'll
1:29:11
get access to hundreds of episodes of
1:29:13
this show, as well as everything from
1:29:15
the other programs in the Chilling Tales
1:29:17
for Dark Nights cabal. That
1:29:20
means all of Otis Jirye's scary
1:29:22
stories told in the dark, Drew
1:29:25
Blood's dark tales, Paul
1:29:27
J. McSorley's fear from the heartland,
1:29:29
and more. It's a
1:29:31
veritable smorgasbord of horrific delights.
1:29:35
As for me personally, I'm on
1:29:37
most social media as Viking Guitar
1:29:40
or Viking Guitar Productions. I'm
1:29:43
always on the lookout for new stories
1:29:45
to narrate and new music projects to
1:29:47
mix or master. If that's
1:29:49
of interest to you, feel free to reach
1:29:51
out and we can talk turkey. Also,
1:29:54
I will be back next week with more
1:29:56
terrifying tales to keep you up on your
1:29:58
favorite social media platforms. If
1:30:02
darkness is what you are after, listener,
1:30:04
then your search is over. Yet,
1:30:08
let it be known, that you
1:30:10
haven't found the darkness. The
1:30:13
darkness has found you. The
1:30:37
delicious ice cold taste of Dr. Pepper has
1:30:39
a lasting effect on people. Lindsay from Sacramento
1:30:41
said... Pro tip, 40 degrees is the perfect
1:30:43
temperature for an ice cold Dr. Pepper. Why
1:30:46
is 40 degrees the perfect temperature for Dr.
1:30:48
Pepper? We brought in Sue from Duluth, Minnesota to
1:30:50
tell us. Oh yeah, I know a thing or two
1:30:52
about cold. Oh, that right there is the
1:30:54
perfect kind of ice cold for Dr. Pepper. Mmm,
1:30:57
I'd share that with my friend Nancy. She likes
1:30:59
Dr. Pepper too, you know. My coldest... Alright, that'll
1:31:01
be all, Sue. Having a perfect temperature for
1:31:03
your Dr. Pepper? It's a Pepper thing. Inspired
1:31:06
by Real Fan posts. by Real Fan Post.
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