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Oh. Where
4:44
do it more than movie
4:46
or says of the century
4:49
I'm talking about for two
4:51
thousand and twenty four Film
4:53
Madame Web. For
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web for next. Them. All
5:00
by them all.
5:02
Three. Other people are oh so. What
5:05
are you need to know about this
5:07
movie? Well it's about a a Queen's
5:10
paramedic. Play. By I assume
5:12
that I just the I
5:14
receive a queen here for
5:16
metics to go to. Johnson
5:18
play the Queen Mary Metics
5:20
who are begins to demonstrate
5:22
signs of clairvoyance and forced
5:24
to challenge revelations about her
5:26
past. Seen his safeguard three
5:28
young women from a deadly
5:31
adversary who is completely eighty
5:33
yard ah and wants him
5:35
destroyed. Why? Not. Really
5:37
clear. There are so many things that
5:39
that is the quickest way I can
5:42
at least explain the basis of this
5:44
plot. Have you do you need to
5:46
see a Spider Man will be done
5:48
or said? It's absolutely not? Do you
5:51
need to know anything about Marvel movies
5:53
and doesn't know. Really?
5:55
Do anything about spiders analysis. I can
5:57
all go out the window. Us. Really,
6:00
the only thing you need to know is. Queens.
6:03
Geography. Of
6:06
someone's going to have to tell me where the fuck
6:08
That far as was. I
6:10
don't know how they got their. My
6:13
dad lives in Queens. I live a
6:15
long island. you're not get to a
6:17
far as that didn't vaccinate. There's no
6:20
way. Or I was.
6:22
We will figure that out.
6:24
Add more. With. First please when
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we welcome Michael as Bravado Mister Deeds
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The Man. Happy
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with. Have
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any word Zoe Mass
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as well as Bozo.
6:51
Oh see this is real. Wow
6:54
wow wow. I just finished the
6:56
movie back Seeds and guys. I
7:00
just found out we can say here. Greatness.
7:03
We can stay here until three am. Sad
7:06
how much I need to
7:09
talk to you about Madam
7:11
Web where you know what.
7:13
Before. He gets too much into
7:15
Madame Web we must brown other. Our
7:19
resident Marvel expert. A
7:23
lover of the graphic novel, move
7:25
was. On this Zuzana. Oh.
7:40
Hello, You know? how are you? I'm
7:42
well Paul, how are you okay? Thank
7:45
you for asking. Well. Madame
7:47
Web led somewhere I
7:50
ah what a rich
7:52
sex. I.
7:56
I want to get something out and away
7:58
real quick and everybody. Take a
8:00
breath. And Don't Judge. Oh
8:04
I did enjoy. This movie about so
8:06
that so when I was gonna
8:08
retire I really like that. Maybe
8:10
clear. Also am I do recommend
8:12
with move is it's a great
8:15
i value. Be honest though do
8:17
was wait no really wish I
8:19
knew better than I ever expected.
8:21
Versatility. ah I cried to time.
8:25
How excited! I
8:28
did a lot a lawsuit. I
8:32
mean all like I mean ideally I
8:34
read every month at It's Target list.
8:36
Have you know what happens to the
8:38
baby? Okay, I am a lot of
8:40
questions about how that baby delivered by
8:43
spite of people in the water cave.
8:46
Answer.foster sister yeah, me
8:49
too much as soon
8:51
as we feared. Was
8:55
about. Oh.
9:00
So far as I and right
9:02
it's there's no reason for that
9:04
baby needs to be shipped back.
9:06
A mother with babysitters? zip back
9:08
as I. Said to see
9:10
these buys. The baby.
9:12
Survived independent you can and he has
9:15
gotten some of the spider venom. Oh
9:17
geez, Special. Do because I'm the
9:19
mother gets. Song. While she's the
9:22
baby is still in some know that zone.
9:24
Bill. Mother gets shot. Or
9:27
the mother. Oh yeah, within the
9:29
spider gives a rumor thermo rice
9:31
when see them. The hot milk
9:34
baths where I was expecting that
9:36
quickly to be bad turned on.
9:40
I also. The. Amount
9:42
of water and spiders that were
9:44
put together. the ah. Interesting.
9:46
Combo. Spiders. Or
9:48
into water it does seem in like
9:50
seem like it's their place. It seems
9:52
like the waters as a better methods
9:55
of spiders and have. Established
9:57
a culture of spider people,
10:00
Then live in the Amazon.
10:02
in the first ten minutes of the
10:05
movie and we then are like the
10:07
rest of the movies. I live in
10:09
New York City says his sister seeping
10:11
in the west of the same the
10:14
most interesting period. Two
10:16
thousand and three
10:18
months. Later, Nine
10:20
Eleven or he. Sees
10:23
an ambulance receiver two years after.
10:25
Nine Eleven on you see mortgage
10:27
costs about. Her work as
10:29
an Amd the forever. Oh, but it's
10:32
not about Peru for a second more.
10:34
I will look at what I'm assesses
10:36
is honestly what we didn't see which
10:38
is that transition into foster care now
10:41
later on see will say she will
10:43
rip. This is kind of propaganda for
10:45
foster. Care because she will
10:47
say. That
10:50
somehow see how to. A
10:52
great experience is very positive.
10:54
Okay when she is given
10:56
the responsibility to take care
10:58
of three or. Visit
11:01
mad so now and my do
11:03
have ordered. But a newborn
11:05
baby entering. Foster Justice. Babies
11:07
are scooped up. Pretty. Quickly
11:09
a Paleo Do this. As.
11:12
As it says, something that's very troubling but
11:14
the baby's get scooped up right away. The
11:17
kids who enter foster care later age the
11:19
enough they sang foster her so to be
11:21
ideas her as a newborn be the just.
11:24
Continuing. To move around
11:26
foster care and then not
11:28
having ever gotten adopted. There's.
11:32
A lot less a sabbatical. I
11:34
don't and I started to think like did
11:36
you burn a house down as a seven
11:38
year old like why were you not place
11:40
in a permanent. Home. I would believe if
11:43
in late in the movie there was a
11:45
reveal that she was a serial killer since
11:47
I was like. Makes
11:49
I was like. A
11:52
suffer villain also sorry I will
11:54
get on. A safari
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out in the zebra because I just get some
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in. Okay, Here's a question.
12:06
Is. The Inciting Incident in this
12:08
movie. Were falling in
12:10
the water. wire. It
12:13
seems to have. We had him debate
12:15
though the was the worst of web
12:17
version web world this is the worst
12:19
super lot or as oh yeah we
12:22
have see as no strings. She.
12:24
Can just see. A. Couple seconds into
12:26
the future but then at the end of the
12:28
movie. She. Doesn't see that like
12:30
her reaction as he fucks up.
12:32
Something. Even though he kills the
12:35
zip on the hot up there
12:37
are young ziggurats those people. and
12:39
as a good ole boy I
12:41
guess I guess it only gives
12:43
you a good choose your bedroom
12:45
like those people die her friend
12:47
or the ambulance driver guys who
12:49
she works with Woodsy save their
12:51
pigeon. Ah thank God sakes I
12:54
see say submitted in not any
12:56
of those people who don't need
12:58
first responders. We need to do.
13:01
I. I still am
13:03
with. Oh boy oh
13:06
boy. But you're right one. Who
13:09
knows, because the inciting incident, I
13:11
believe. Is. The spider bite
13:13
that infects her in the womb?
13:15
Yes, because that is what connects
13:17
her to her entire spider heritage
13:19
and allows her to do with
13:21
a allows her to both be
13:24
present in her mother's passed in
13:26
a vision and then physically be
13:28
there in order to be able
13:30
to hug her mother. I cried,
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moment in the movie where Madame
16:42
Web meets with ah, the three
16:44
other orphans in the woods outside
16:47
of Queens. Oh My. God. sad
16:49
story. Was
16:52
saying you know the big that the you guard.
16:55
So Veyron that that that
16:58
wooded area. And she's
17:00
like, i know you, you live
17:02
in my building Okay interesting. A
17:05
know I know you'll maybe says you
17:07
The paramedic who rescued my step and
17:09
I am right right you that you
17:11
rescue my stepmother, the other ones that
17:13
you live in my building in, you
17:15
leave junk mail and we have to
17:17
throw it away. And. Then.
17:19
To. The moon, I know you And
17:22
then Madame says. You. Flip
17:24
me off and or oh
17:26
cool. But there's.
17:28
No. Okay, it seems the coincidental
17:31
like a dozen. Other
17:33
oh they are doing larger. Why are
17:35
they can exceed not the web. I
17:38
mean very well. He. Was my
17:40
class I that you'd see would be able to answer
17:42
like in the World of Marvel what are what because
17:44
I guess and six or seven on his I will
17:46
When do they get their. Powers. As like
17:48
Sin know that we're going to
17:51
see them lately though I see
17:53
a thing in ever Autumn, especially
17:55
because they give us the scenes
17:57
in. Is it as he killed.
18:00
That it is your Sims Yeah it
18:02
is it your voice and will be
18:04
like vs some anymore. Don't even need
18:06
to move my mouth when I say
18:09
now all eighty are his entire performance.
18:11
I would believe you have you told
18:13
me different actor did it because it's
18:16
so heavily a by have gotten confirmation?
18:18
It's definitely him for hims But I
18:20
think that the reasoning underneath. Why?
18:23
His voice sounds like this is because
18:25
he things but you for making me
18:27
record all my dial Incredible But so
18:29
in his vision he has spider vision
18:31
or whatever it's called and I'm sure
18:33
we can find a Morgan out here.
18:35
We call it a Morgan Now where
18:37
we can we could probably find a
18:39
Morgan who knows exactly about Madame Web
18:41
and her can actually see as I
18:43
have it all the to that the
18:45
day. Ah, In well
18:48
in the comics or Madame Web is
18:50
an elderly woman. Just right. You know
18:52
that and the reason why he is.
18:54
Call but I'm Web as because she's
18:57
hooked up to a life support system
18:59
that looks like a big spiderweb. Ah,
19:01
I'm and. Yeah. That that's
19:03
a big difference. Ah I see
19:05
is I do know how origin
19:07
story and this is her power.
19:09
Her power said is the ability
19:11
to see the potential future is
19:13
that could go. That could happen
19:15
right? right? Medical Doctor? Strange kind
19:17
of a thing. And
19:20
then as equals Sims is
19:22
just have a rich businessman
19:24
who gained some powers. Through
19:27
or ritual. Ah, but he doesn't
19:29
have the same powers as. Madame.
19:32
Web which. Doesn't
19:34
he have lots of spiderman? They also
19:36
say like. He was cursed and
19:38
like pretty cool. Where is that When I
19:41
want I want to see this person. Is
19:43
he trying? He doesn't Even here's the thing
19:45
is so obsessed with these three girls and
19:48
them killing him. He doesn't even compare. That
19:50
is cursed. School isn't seem to understand. I
19:52
would think that would be priority number and
19:54
way as is earth. And and
19:56
also I think it has and again I
19:58
really like this disease. Take this
20:01
for enough says they I guess.
20:03
Only criticism but it's have one
20:05
or villain doesn't have a bigger
20:07
coal like he knows what. He's
20:09
not trying to take over the
20:11
city, he's not trying to unleash
20:13
some sort of pox and insists
20:16
he's just trying to stop these
20:18
three specific girl who to us.
20:20
Are adorable giant like
20:22
from. Killing him at some point
20:24
in. The future Not only better without much
20:26
older, just they're going to get much older.
20:28
So he does. Of time. It's not like
20:30
time of the grey haired man in his
20:33
division when he's gray aired that's when. But
20:35
the other thing is. In the
20:37
movies usually the villains plan
20:39
is it is unfolds in
20:41
stages. And each one seems to
20:43
ratchet up this. the steaks rhino height
20:46
mean heightening so by the time we
20:48
get to act three it's the joker
20:50
has put a bomb on a ferry
20:52
and up up up up your rights.
20:54
but in this will be he's just
20:56
like a god God I all that
20:58
I know they let about lasers. This
21:00
is good even. See
21:03
as. I do my three times as his
21:05
daughter but nonetheless I still got a kill
21:07
these. Loader ma'am it should be
21:10
dead. Forty five minutes in see
21:12
has failed him as he needs
21:14
to visit. Son is a benevolent
21:16
businessman which we never understand what
21:18
was the he were acting for.
21:20
My favorite part and I guess
21:22
this will be is trying very
21:24
hard. To like it's like do
21:26
like Verizon that you might read the book
21:28
on the river. have to do it out.
21:30
What's you know it's like it's like a
21:32
was a video game There he said like
21:35
from a node what does that say and
21:37
he sits down next to that woman ah
21:39
that he has sex with is like. So.
21:42
Me: Tell you I do have these reasons
21:44
that resides: I'm an older man. These
21:46
three women come in like so many
21:48
as a long time. You don't know
21:50
how scary it is this that he
21:52
monologue that are am I got a
21:55
good eye out for Macys like I've
21:57
I've What's up with an insane person
21:59
was you have. No doubt about that.
22:01
You know she's about to die because he's
22:03
infected her with is toxic yes you know
22:05
so that he can get her into for
22:07
me whatever he wanted that he can get
22:09
what is his desire blames. His. Facial.
22:12
Recognition software from the an
22:14
essay in order to find
22:16
out the identities of the
22:19
three masked smoke rose who
22:21
are teenagers now who are
22:23
going to kill him in
22:26
the future sites and we
22:28
love as as as the
22:30
only images he has also
22:32
heard all the underrated the
22:35
only images that he has
22:37
of these three people. Are.
22:39
Through a mask. That. that
22:41
he would up to describes as though as to mamet
22:44
like it of the okay. I
22:47
just like or get started in
22:49
a police say like imagine what
22:51
the sense that he has the
22:54
homeless guy is so metabolic really
22:56
does We don't hire an area
22:59
little lip liner alias we had
23:01
seen that seems as of him
23:03
with right I started and it's
23:06
like as them it's it's like
23:08
a spider on the front of
23:10
yes wearing something with a spider
23:13
on it yes I have like
23:15
this seems like. A comic books.
23:19
I got a lot like
23:21
these are these seem like
23:23
heroes Are you religious? All
23:26
so. Was a what does
23:28
this guy have a costume. Just. What
23:30
are you have? any? the costume?
23:32
You do? anything substantial kids. Will
23:35
get free. I don't really hear any does
23:38
he would do that? Really? Lame
23:40
of reference for this. He said.
23:43
He keeps saying they're going to
23:45
take everything I've built away Hermes
23:47
but we never find out. With
23:50
that, he will rebuild. Who Is
23:52
Mine Elite Hair. And. Also.
23:55
Again, He seems to
23:57
have more than anyone and know.
24:00
Effect more be if. You. Don't
24:02
in a wheelchair that he as the
24:04
Zero more be a sour morbid job.
24:06
He gets to go up there do
24:08
a thing. Venom I get venom venom
24:10
Xinjiang from outer space Obama be as
24:12
a doctor. Jekyll has dried this guy.
24:14
Seems. To be Spiderman. And
24:17
bad Spiderman He seems to be Spiderman
24:19
as a villain but he does it
24:22
seem to be doing any seen as
24:24
spider accepts he's not using Part is
24:26
that out at night stealing robbing tweener
24:28
that he's just trying on murder the
24:31
girls he seems like whatever money is
24:33
raising his the by the most advanced
24:35
technology for two thousand and three Xuzhou
24:38
facial recognition technology and I'll say that
24:40
well what bums me out really about
24:42
this is this is that even Rose
24:45
a splitter men as they. Reasons, but
24:47
I'm and universes the zebra Tyrus
24:49
is like three tiers removed from
24:51
Spiderman activities. Venom is in. Technically,
24:54
bet M exists in the Peter
24:56
Parker world like. Like.
24:58
Sort a met. I'm where I did see
25:00
the evolve know. Because I said Depaul other
25:02
are watching as it is a spider man is
25:05
they are men like a part of as he
25:07
does know. Oh not, let's move.
25:09
How don't know? I know, like apart
25:11
as well. That was a. We. See his
25:13
birth. Peter
25:15
Parker is born in business. Yes,
25:18
so Peter Parker that baby at
25:20
The More takes a pack of
25:22
pickled peppers. Adam
25:24
Scott name is Ben Parker. Yeah
25:27
and you though Emma Roberts is
25:29
his sister who now I guess
25:31
we didn't meet Richard Hundred and
25:34
me an Aunt May. Well.
25:37
I think that. Ben. Mary's
25:39
May. But falling. Off
25:42
a I sort of thing or article.
25:44
it happens his uncle Ben sorry for
25:46
something terrible happens. The Emma Roberts character.
25:48
I thought you were going to die
25:50
in childbirth Now. Up. A this
25:52
much with movie does two things that
25:54
make me angry. One. Adam.
25:57
Scott great like I'll add to
25:59
our. Are you. Missing
26:02
of the movies like would remain
26:04
outdated. I didn't care for him.
26:08
Or in or his I didn't
26:10
their for but they don't have
26:12
a go so far out of
26:14
their way to do this scene
26:16
over chinese food were Adam says.
26:19
The. Met this girl pretty serious right? and you're like
26:21
oh so now I feel like okay, what is
26:23
a Make a we're going to see that may
26:25
be it's own. Mehmet Rights and oh
26:27
he's like connected to the bad guy
26:30
or some version of it would make
26:32
a reveals overview of anything I'll take
26:34
at this point. but no. It's
26:37
just. He's. Dating just well
26:39
we don't feather sad as it
26:41
may. I think we are meant
26:43
to believe has a sister. No.
26:45
No no no no oh dating someone
26:47
out of phone or get later says
26:50
his girlfriend going to be out of?
26:52
okay so about just. Now but said
26:54
to pass point there's no their
26:56
zero complications in the says he
26:58
knows the craziest thing and. You.
27:00
Know again we never find out who to those
27:02
girls. The Tom who are they. And well, I don't.
27:04
I won't say so. One more thing about this. Dating.
27:07
Relationship thing I think. That.
27:09
Might have been a studio know to be like. Oh
27:11
oh you guys should have some chemistry together
27:14
and you guys you get together. They were
27:16
fucking be where they really is a intimate
27:18
intimate that they were fucking okay to battle
27:20
and same age as the you know I'm
27:23
seeing someone else I didn't pick up online
27:25
at a a couple and I say happy
27:27
that you up texts and is ah right
27:29
I am I wrong hard. Wait
27:33
a minute. Am I right? Am
27:36
I wrong? Okay, I
27:38
get that such as soon I didn't
27:40
I didn't read that did you are
27:43
easy to read it was he said.
27:46
Hope this voters are worth it mom. Says
27:50
crazy how much exposition see does
27:53
while talking to herself sense I
27:55
thought to myself hans since so
27:57
what I'm not doing his exposition
28:00
kids guess what? I know what's
28:02
going on. Now
28:04
I will give her though he
28:07
has. An incredible comedic seen
28:09
or she tries. To. Crawl up
28:11
that wall and I laugh. So funny.
28:13
Sarah go so funny. Agree fully. It
28:16
was quite loved it. I would have
28:18
loved. Twelve. Hundred more of
28:20
those now I go home. The movie should
28:22
have had. Remember why she
28:24
thought. She was a spider because her
28:27
mother journal for the first time and
28:29
finds out all the specifics about the
28:31
spider people including that they can climb
28:33
up that they can climb up as
28:36
he has seen with his ego for
28:38
she's like maybe I can do admit
28:40
right. Yeah, so she thought that's
28:42
how would I know She says i I
28:45
would somebody I would you know you could
28:47
promo. Now funny and
28:49
wilde though honestly oh
28:51
oh l like in
28:53
an acting class. next
28:55
level just go to
28:57
the was kind. Of
29:01
thing as if it or any of that
29:03
feeling. Also
29:06
sells as also. it's not
29:08
clear that she has any
29:10
powers. As. The woodsy is like grabbing
29:12
pieces of equipment. Image easy as a shield. A
29:15
mike is that's just the coated Johnson strength or
29:17
is that like I think it's just the proto.
29:19
just the but I want to. I.
29:21
Have to answer for you But what it is
29:24
this I think the director one point said. Just.
29:26
For fun. Do. It at its
29:28
head. And I says this is the
29:30
scene where she really. Test
29:35
results can. Sorry to.
29:38
Tell you that your baby has my. As
29:40
to number one is saying this isn't
29:42
any normal disorder that I don't in
29:44
the room. Killer dismissed as a citizen.
29:49
Citizen? No, no, I need a
29:51
sewer. I'm afraid there is no.
29:54
Sore single target nucleotide
29:56
intervention is it's experimental
29:58
that. Surprisingly.
30:00
In the Amazon or even
30:03
see the sunlight for high
30:05
says against traveling as or
30:08
what. Are you offering Besides, this
30:10
is no this is hard to have
30:12
club Now I'm. I'm
30:14
unwilling to accept a diagnosis
30:17
of helpless. And
30:19
I'm not gonna teach my daughter to with. You
30:34
say that? Know
30:40
what Now I would say
30:42
that are you okay I
30:44
will never thought they'd watching
30:46
the movie that. Soldiers.
30:48
Shock waves to be of a
30:50
lousy really brought it and then
30:52
watching it I played a my
30:55
i guess you got to throw
30:57
out as so no real crazy
30:59
it's absolute in his music. Effort.
31:03
By the way, you could never diagnosed
31:05
that condition in the womb. And
31:10
and I will. So you The Stooges,
31:12
You know I don't want to answer
31:14
questions. So I said be Swinney is
31:16
Spider Woman. She becomes Spider Woman. Okay,
31:18
and not Jessica Drew. A
31:21
good rule was that is
31:23
a huge a furious Julia
31:25
Cornwall of Winter think it's
31:27
really become Spider Woman and
31:29
then Julia Carpenter. Out of
31:31
her daughters are they not Matty Franklin?
31:34
Oh. I guess she's
31:36
also Spider woman. It's.
31:40
Cfcs Aspirin. Then
31:43
I'm Joan a
31:46
spider woman. See
31:49
as around yeah okay which
31:51
I figured shot fighter women
31:54
and bass? When
31:57
he's by aerial, it is equally. As he
31:59
said, The.things but for benefits look.
32:02
Around you. Is any
32:05
seals vision we see the the
32:07
Three Zero three who we meet
32:09
his the teenagers in I guess
32:11
later in adulthood. In. Their outfits
32:13
in with their powers, fighting and
32:15
killing What a fuck you This
32:17
movie the right as a boy
32:19
did I think we would catch
32:22
up to that seen order the
32:24
I would get their powers or
32:26
those outfits or any of it
32:28
and at him none of it
32:30
happen We just is the Proto
32:32
Johnson some cataracts glasses what are
32:34
the gave your Professor Xavier real
32:36
cure ago happy now as oh
32:38
yes we always week. As at
32:41
Napoli then I was nine was
32:43
of here on. Reddit
32:48
Effigy like. S
32:52
Grid gets. They do like.
32:55
Bless you thousand so yeah I
32:57
would predict seem things that are
32:59
happy now early light and sound
33:01
that be exhausting would. See said,
33:04
I can see better than ever. Played
33:07
a new guy, didn't wanna go home and
33:09
was idol. And I
33:12
and I'd rather see may see
33:14
a villain. I
33:16
thought that she met idol that
33:18
new show. Ah to reconsider the
33:21
records. That was
33:23
viewed credible. If it's not the
33:25
her a loaded or apartments feeling
33:27
that cat monologue in existence and
33:29
in the background, it's the idol.
33:34
What I did. Here's what I I
33:36
mean at one point I at at
33:38
one point while I was crying I
33:40
did shout out. The word. It's
33:42
still. Hard to be a teenage girl Gps
33:44
Had I did, I just sounded as high
33:46
as thirty two. So.
33:49
Are Are you defeated? Several. Net scuse
33:51
us what works for me. We're sending so much
33:53
time on what the networks. Here's what worked for
33:56
me. I really did.
33:58
I found it very compelling. This.
34:00
Story about yes a thirty
34:02
something year old woman who
34:04
has to take care of
34:06
these kids And. Have.
34:08
No maternal instinct and has no much as we
34:11
are no and sings as in know how to
34:13
deal with the runway. You know that she is
34:15
it. almost like there was a scene in a
34:17
hospital would explain it seeks it would say there
34:20
was. Something about her intervening
34:22
in their allies. And.
34:24
Them having their own trauma, all
34:26
of them and coming together and
34:28
having for female leads where I
34:30
was like i'm sorry. I
34:32
would like. This. I'm so sorry
34:34
as like what I'm seeing here and.
34:37
And. I wish that it has sold that
34:39
are. There was more to that of
34:41
course but that the he's I was.
34:43
So as I thought I really love.
34:45
I wanted to watch the movie
34:48
Where the Routine. Whether. It
34:50
seem and they're doing their thing. You
34:52
know that's what I want. Our odds
34:54
are that movie and instead it was
34:57
like stay here. I'm going to Peru
34:59
for a week. Defines a fighter People
35:01
in the jungle. Do you have the
35:03
right stuff? I have a jail for
35:06
backpack that are were over one silver
35:08
or bronze flannel around my waist. Will
35:10
I get a guide? Absolutely not. I'm
35:12
just going to use my mom's old
35:15
journal. So walk into the Amazon and
35:17
find that fighter people do this. Series.
35:21
The thing I know. I
35:24
know that we have our Marvel source. Material
35:26
to deal with. Road very much so.
35:29
That. Much of it says Kissimmee a
35:31
better movie would have been not money
35:33
isn't any maternal instincts, but that she
35:35
has this like Arrested Development where she's
35:37
not an adult and to see a
35:40
sunset. Then when all of these adults
35:42
has sailed, these kids like that's an
35:44
interesting movie to see her become. An
35:47
adult because yeah, you for them?
35:49
But. That's not what we saw. So
35:52
see so muted. From.
35:55
Won't. Be a hate their agencies
35:57
Scrooge for you. can't change that.
36:00
I need to talk about this
36:03
was the largest Arizona by July.
36:06
When see is in
36:08
the doctor's the others
36:10
were avoids. the doctor
36:12
says. The. watch some old
36:14
movies, It's not had time.
36:16
It was on the Christmas Carol
36:18
the old black and white one
36:20
like when do you watch that
36:22
on aug. As mr and I
36:24
think the only reason was you put on
36:27
the Christmas carol is because in the Christmas
36:29
carol there are. Future seasons
36:31
just. That. Use in
36:34
that business Caesar salad as you can.
36:36
It's it's it's a template for her
36:38
life story. You can either change or
36:40
and evolve and grow out of this
36:42
future or this is gonna be your
36:44
future. And those are the pads in
36:46
a web of ten activity. Didn't
36:49
even really. Know
36:52
what? I. Just
36:54
want to go home and once I know. As
36:57
as I see sassy because I
36:59
feel like they write their character
37:02
like as yes fantasy see like
37:04
brad much as is. Also I
37:06
was bragging than. Sorta
37:10
like anyone or anything. It's
37:12
that sub characters say that
37:14
sauce hangs, receive it employs
37:16
that. I'm Robert the bachelorette
37:18
or no baby shower or
37:20
it's puts in a Blake
37:22
slip for things that came
37:25
out search your mother never
37:27
knew and I'm Robert. Like
37:29
this. Like. Oh that. by.
37:32
Oh are you as well? I
37:34
don't know my mother died during
37:37
childbirth class so but I don't
37:39
mean that that's gonna happen to
37:41
you in server that is very
37:43
rarely have to be in the
37:45
Amazon there is said I thought
37:48
right now I see like someone
37:50
who doesn't want to be the
37:52
center of attention. but I can't
37:54
stop and nervous. And since. Okay
37:57
because that is getting. Sorry.
38:00
I love it. Feels. His.
38:03
Think about a season like. It
38:06
was a possibility. In anything like
38:08
so that I just sat out. The building
38:10
a war zone. Go back to the barbecue
38:12
with the guys. Like what's up or. I
38:14
could. It's as let their gameplay
38:17
out but instead see possible the
38:19
labour. Paper and will be pleased
38:21
to be above me See know.
38:24
They every one of those lips
38:26
guess it's it's so I mean
38:29
at least you have seen her
38:31
hand see was a party they
38:33
force of pepsi onto her the
38:35
fact. That. Pepsi please Such
38:37
a large parts so marvel and
38:40
hope. That's. The thing. Marvel.
38:42
Movies and Coke or I know
38:44
they either. Okay, so Sony goes.
38:47
South. Seas. And
38:49
own is like hold my Pepsi
38:52
just as then. I
38:54
guess somewhere along the way. They.
38:56
Go! Wouldn't be cool if a
38:58
Pepsi sign. Through the
39:01
vents like what is so
39:03
powerful that excuse the best.
39:06
Z is the hero of
39:08
this move. unsolicited. Have some
39:10
path. And it's not even like
39:12
see shoot something or pushes them thing
39:14
over that moves that giant Pepsi s.
39:17
It's like it does. It. Have it's
39:19
own accord I see. and her
39:21
acts of heroism is knowing it's
39:23
going to fall. He had a
39:26
future. Why go
39:28
see? I mean I know that
39:30
you think that alleviate sir from
39:32
the guilt of killing someone which
39:34
he didn't push him and said
39:36
have it's uses word him weird
39:38
see new see would be kill
39:40
well. As they were people that helicopter
39:42
you guys like some. Forget some and
39:44
have known not just people he
39:47
him. Because he does
39:49
call like we have an emergency transport
39:51
situations up the attic. She's though there
39:53
are. More. People there like we have
39:55
nowhere to let and like platinum. Why you
39:57
brought us here Where. To
40:00
we abandon Fireworks Factory.
40:04
Okay, are now that's a foot
40:06
in. Warner Brothers cartoons are not
40:08
at is No Line is New
40:11
and Zola wanted and even so
40:13
it was just the audio of
40:15
fireworks in the background. But. Little
40:17
chillier were. Breezy
40:20
like smells like o sea fucked
40:22
up like says she fucks up
40:24
season isn't that as as fireworks
40:26
and up. Almost. Killing her
40:28
and the. Girl was his
40:30
buying bid just by a
40:32
fire was years underwater. I
40:34
didn't rely on underwater fireworks
40:36
blinds or that's how good
40:39
they are but thank God
40:41
thank god See has taught
40:43
all three girls the only
40:45
of health of the only
40:47
piece of of life saving
40:49
this thought them all. Cpr
40:51
says residents are good for
40:54
everything every single cause. He
40:56
goes on as a paramedic,
40:58
Chest compressions, You would think
41:00
from this movie cause there's somebody
41:02
is a m few get injured
41:04
in the ambulance and is covered
41:06
in blood. He's brilliant injuries and
41:09
she's have given access I believe
41:11
he would have lived. is he
41:13
a treated serious eats read it
41:15
is have your injury was the
41:17
first his heart out of the
41:19
body C o clean wounds and
41:22
she just was like Cesc residents
41:24
by the way. Only thing I
41:26
know what about Star Search for
41:28
Syria Isis. Has. I
41:32
will say this. And again
41:34
this movie. Is. One of the
41:36
cool things that they do with that sequences. How.
41:39
They have to work together to do a
41:41
chest compression because you know sometimes you get
41:43
like tired or it's so they get in
41:46
here. British my desk repaired after minutes for
41:48
that they switch after every every five seconds.
41:50
I was ah. Yes, but I
41:52
was. I was actually glad. As
41:55
somebody who though is up to
41:57
date on her Cpr, I was
41:59
glad. Thank you so much! I was
42:01
glad to see like yeah people do get tired.
42:03
If you're doing it correctly, you do tire out
42:06
pretty quickly. And so it is important for
42:08
other people to come. In on the beat up there
42:10
might And by the way, I. Agree with
42:12
all this. But. It would also lead
42:14
me to believe. That. At the
42:16
end, they would all take turns
42:19
to revive. they did. Only I
42:21
don't be opposed to switch once
42:23
or twice after like two pumps.
42:25
Earth, you're You're calling them a
42:27
two pumps are. You
42:30
calling me see mates girl
42:33
cause you're a poli sci
42:35
fi teenage girls on It's
42:37
Last Wow who are bad
42:40
on the both. Sets
42:43
of Best part to me that when they
42:45
do explain. Stuff like she goes to
42:48
take his him for too long, has
42:50
a powerful neurotoxin and then cities really
42:52
goes. There. What
42:54
happens? Guess.
42:57
Is you'd say that What?
42:59
app? What do you think
43:01
is gonna happen? That's the
43:03
crazy. Ah. Neuro. Tops
43:06
And what would happen to them that
43:08
you died. And. Then when I. Figured
43:12
given a choice heaven or
43:14
hell for Purgatory. Then once
43:16
you pick Purgatory, they will.
43:22
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This is. An insane
44:44
movie. I'm not a think
44:47
after she crashes a taxi
44:49
cab. The few taxicab. Fresh,
44:51
Is it into the diner night? They
44:54
are as they see have been accused
44:56
of abducting these three girls are they
44:58
know who she is All this stuff
45:00
is happening. Wouldn't there be people who
45:03
be on the lookout for a yellow
45:05
cab with for visit mean it has
45:07
like and they are the department overtime?
45:10
Well I mean who was that. Road
45:12
stop from driver was like.
45:16
Girls yeah, And then he hauls.
45:18
Not that. Oh. No, he
45:20
got some sort of hotline. it's bid
45:22
Xhosa ma'am It is able to vital
45:24
fps your eight years but they seem
45:26
like what was your right why you
45:28
like that so seen in a movie
45:30
where they they would be like in
45:32
the diner and on the T V
45:34
your pictures would be laying on the
45:36
news and the buick our our in
45:38
trouble must it But instead it's like.
45:41
A truckers like those are the girls
45:43
just like us has seen of earlier
45:45
that day at a photographic memory of
45:47
these for girls were Iran air paper
45:50
but when they're dancing on a table
45:52
nobody is like aren't those the girl
45:54
a supporter of that girls that are
45:56
of have been forced to give the
45:59
orders way like what we like what
46:01
movie like what do you want from
46:03
me. I forbid I don't have
46:05
anyone else notice this that after the subway
46:08
sequence and I really like that sequence. I
46:10
really enjoyed it after the subway sequence when
46:12
they are. While they should be
46:14
running of the subway, They all
46:16
four of them walk like this
46:19
at of the subway stairs. Was
46:24
barely. Mosey in.
46:26
rolling. Rolling
46:28
away and make and I and I
46:30
think it's hard because if I the
46:32
three other actresses I see our lead
46:34
number one I'm a call sees walking
46:36
like Saddam I'm like one of them
46:38
are. Maurice. Past or.
46:41
Like they all seem to have adopted
46:43
her energy up points and his sake.
46:45
This man does tried to kill. All
46:48
of you jerkins ago. But.
46:50
Everyone is is Joachim at a
46:52
leisurely amway. I have I have
46:55
a theory. For. The back
46:57
half of the movie was use low energy. Jetlag.
47:04
From her joy.approved him it
47:06
over that smell see flies
47:08
ruin. It's like a two
47:11
seater Cessna from New York
47:13
City. by the way. I
47:15
am. So sorry,
47:17
I don't think so. I'm not even
47:20
gonna get into the fact that the
47:22
photo that she's using for references thirty
47:24
years old. All. By that. But.
47:27
How would you go? Think. We
47:29
did. This photo was like
47:31
cigarettes. The that jungle and
47:33
Little Italy. Absolutely. When Emma
47:36
Roberts goes into labor. Ah,
47:38
Adam Scott Blue again I didn't care
47:40
for at a saying that like okay
47:43
I gotta figure the hospital obviously I'm
47:45
watching me three orphans who a Spider
47:47
Man character is trying to murder instead
47:50
of having them stay in the house
47:52
of the girls you guys we've become
47:54
with us some of us to the
47:56
hospital. Where. They will unquestionably
47:59
be cameras. Everyone myriad ways.
48:01
Zola every step of the way.
48:03
Everybody in the movie. Is.
48:05
A Moral Everybody when confronted
48:07
with a choice makes the
48:10
dumbest choice every time. Every
48:12
time I feel like a
48:14
Dakota Zones it enters the
48:17
web. The Mind Web or
48:19
whatever that's called, I feel
48:21
like she's good with this.
48:26
Know now I would love it. So thirsty
48:28
like. She. Comes keep going out of I.
48:32
Was six months out of it?
48:34
Mad? Like. You. Just set up
48:36
some just walked in shirts with said
48:38
without of for thought or the brought
48:41
like super you times Yes as but
48:43
an hour and thirty five minutes into
48:45
the movies you should be like I
48:47
know exactly what's happening I can activate
48:49
don't worry he's like. What's.
48:55
Troubling that the only way she
48:57
uses that like the only way
49:00
he tries to stop what's what's
49:02
he sees in the future is
49:04
with. Vehicles. Like
49:06
there's no other. The
49:09
Be Way region I guess he'd known
49:11
as you're right But when. I. Was.
49:13
I can't believe she's back in
49:15
a vehicle trying. To I mean
49:18
this may be the greatest done
49:20
of all time. Ah, arguably sexism
49:22
For the sake of fried right?
49:24
this is the vehicle driving. This
49:27
is where curse again. Not.
49:29
Are spider skills, her
49:31
E M C driving
49:33
skills. Not the up driving
49:35
skills are big, you hear ya? You're.
50:01
Right? She can't fight his ego
50:03
in any way, shape or form.
50:06
That a good i'm gonna go
50:08
army hits him with increasingly larger
50:10
V S S S that fit
50:12
her fifth. Our cars. Know
50:16
they say on. So
50:18
she takes on the
50:20
responsibility of rape power.
50:22
Whoa. Top of hey.
50:24
So I wanna talk
50:26
about that is. When.
50:31
See is that what happens at
50:33
the end And the pep in
50:35
the Pepsi sequence where see, I'm
50:37
sort of webs herself. Well
50:40
again, let me walk you back. Just this is
50:42
maybe three that you don't know from the spiderman
50:44
world. There. Is
50:46
a very famous phrase that
50:48
is pretty much. Associated.
50:51
With Spider Man. Said. And every
50:53
version of the Spider Man is
50:55
an Uncle Ben quote. Bed is
50:57
like the Touchstone of the Spiderman
50:59
store. open and love when eight
51:01
men are telling of America Loves.
51:05
You know I love mess know my
51:07
no I don't in in those moon.
51:09
Love the intimate. With. With
51:13
great power. Something fun of the below
51:15
New doctor said it go well yeah
51:17
that's a fighter. Mellow Fruit this set
51:19
is a monster of the Spiderman okay
51:21
from or of them were gonna Scott?
51:23
What if we just. Switch you
51:26
have it would have high see where you're
51:28
sort of. We inverted it just. Wow,
51:30
I didn't even realize that that. Came
51:32
from that like or if it had, I
51:34
admit something. That's what the moments that I
51:37
teared up. Like.
51:42
Oh, I feel very connected to the
51:45
outline. And
51:47
here it is played out. You didn't hear
51:49
it because they have a. It
52:01
doesn't fall off the tongue. it all be
52:03
nice as a rule to get his hear
52:05
it again. And
52:13
when you take on
52:15
the responsibility great power
52:18
will have, why it's.
52:20
Like the movie though, it's like I don't know
52:22
if I'm in the past or the present tense.
52:24
I don't. Know it yet? Like there are
52:26
tears in my eyes and I'm inexplicably
52:28
writing a five so review on Amazon.
52:30
Ah, the old it out. You met
52:32
them, were big, you did it again,
52:34
seen them. Wow. I mean and that's
52:36
the other thing too is a whole
52:38
part of me. The things. That.
52:40
Now is Spiderman cultural
52:42
appropriation? Because. He's clearly
52:44
stolen his costume. Oh of like everything
52:47
that I buy that was from these
52:49
amazon warriors s he took that the
52:51
phrase that he was given by Ben.
52:54
Came. From both men watch the
52:56
oh yeah right so flexible must
52:58
have web said a but advertising
53:00
I remember most. Absurd.
53:03
Gonna say it's a been Parker. Is that
53:06
why my dad of sight of plain silly
53:08
to me that yeah you know what? Their
53:10
power comes. great responsibility that's what she said.
53:14
And I am a big know
53:16
She said would you take on
53:18
the responsibilities Great Power Com As
53:20
and on U S. Like
53:24
that was a movie. Is that? fuck this
53:26
live right? As I could barely heard it
53:28
wrong. But what
53:30
you're telling me is that. Adam
53:33
Scott is currently falling in
53:35
love with a young Murray's
53:37
that oh may. No.
53:40
No. Yes No yes, I'm
53:43
all sees Aunt May's for
53:45
Tom Holland. I guess
53:47
you're right. Well I mean this is
53:49
nice and easy age can see is.
53:52
The. Correct age to have been born in
53:54
what is this? two thousand and three? Yeah,
53:57
Okay, you're right. Yeah, well I believe that
53:59
is Tom Holland. Spiderman know that only get
54:01
over here we we we we were gonna go
54:03
to. That would be weird because. Mercer.
54:05
To make. Mercer. Till. I
54:09
have of affair with these so
54:11
old. Not so, or because mirza
54:13
to me. that's all. But. Since
54:16
when twenty years from now,
54:18
Adam Scott will be like.
54:21
It's. Not twenty years from now. Twenty Years And
54:23
Twenty twelve. Know.
54:29
Me: This,
54:31
everything. So the two thousand. Free sort
54:33
photo Two thousand and twenty four
54:35
mercer till May is murtha to
54:37
make him current thoroughly. Like so.
54:40
How does that? For
54:45
those living soon have gone home. I
54:51
understand what you say. I believe we're meant
54:53
to things that this is Tom Holland. What
54:55
What I mean? I'm also going to say
54:57
that in the murtha till may some all
55:00
things there's no Uncle Ben. Yeah
55:02
R I P Alleged. Will
55:05
have these as regards not get
55:07
the. Arthur. Solve
55:10
anything. I
55:12
loved I loved ones Dakota inexplicably
55:14
have like a full on Steve
55:17
Rogers sealed moments. Chrissy takes like
55:19
like like like is like a
55:21
piece of the roof and is
55:23
just like with the fireworks just
55:25
like knows where every firework gonna
55:28
hit is just doing strictly up
55:30
see all the work. Force
55:32
you to So so just said that
55:34
Kim on the back to the line
55:36
again by to go back to that
55:38
moment of when she says if he
55:40
accepted responsibility than great power will come.
55:44
Here to thing about movies like we
55:46
want things to be traumatized and there
55:49
has to be a some access to
55:51
it like nothing happens. And I believe
55:53
she may be taking responsibility for these. I
55:55
understand that. But. I'm also blamed super, but
55:57
there's something needed to have them. What?
56:00
Should have seen as that she should
56:02
have been about to make a selfish
56:04
choice and then have come back to
56:06
have real. There is where we are
56:09
expected to understand that from her. Going.
56:14
Right when you i graduated has everything
56:16
but I think that that she's already
56:18
made that choice for grit. Mama knows
56:20
you know I don't think she I
56:22
I mean yes and no I think
56:24
the movie is same to that. I
56:26
think that's why they keep having her
56:28
say like only thing about your parents
56:30
others drop you off. I'm going to
56:32
get rid of above, above, above and
56:34
here she's like know they're all of
56:36
have a thirty of them are inexplicably
56:38
sang hymns from Ruth Been. Saying
56:41
see your thing in that moment Okay so
56:43
what? I. Work Here I went. I will
56:45
you by women. Said. She. Has been
56:47
doing that the whole time. but here's
56:49
what I would buy is is. Because.
56:52
What ends up happening is she
56:54
does save all three is much
56:56
like a mother's instincts. He can't
56:59
distinguish between who she's think maybe
57:01
that's what. May. Be sorted
57:03
going for and so badly. That you
57:06
can't save them all, right? In said that
57:08
his house He understands. But. I'm having
57:10
to put this together now. It's also you
57:12
know and that is also a wizard or
57:14
much work. It's also with their die in
57:16
Peru says to her is like you don't
57:18
as a spider Man in Bruges like you
57:20
don't know the power the you have yet
57:22
you haven't yet. Like. Tap
57:24
the into with of true potential
57:26
of whatever for sense. But then I
57:29
recently there's a part of me that
57:31
believes. That. When she does
57:33
happen to their power. See
57:36
loses. The. Spider power
57:38
in a way because then she becomes
57:40
that. She becomes paralyzed. With. Others
57:42
as well. Though she gets in the
57:44
face you can become a doctor. Manhattan
57:46
right of becomes like I see everything.
57:49
Everything is fine, everything's okay. But
57:51
when I saw that wheelchair the other. Ah,
57:56
Yeah, let's avoid the plight of cool
57:58
my just is daredevils. It was kind of cool,
58:01
but that fucking wheelchair was like,
58:03
that was an odd choice. I thought, maybe
58:05
I'm wrong, I don't know. That's the character
58:07
in the comics. Well, but she's hooked
58:10
up to life support, she's almost dying. Now, by the
58:12
way, I did just do some research. At
58:14
this point in Marisa Tomei's life, she'll be 39. So
58:17
it does make sense that Adam Scott would be staying. Thank
58:21
you, Paul, for doing the research. If
58:24
you could just send me any of those links for young
58:26
Marisa Tomei. Or actually
58:28
contemporary Marisa Tomei right now, Marisa. So they
58:30
actually would make a fine couple, I think.
58:32
They'd be fine. I
58:41
am honestly glad we figured it out, because we
58:43
would have been working on it afterward and at
58:45
home, and so I am actually glad it's through
58:47
the home. Got to get the bar graphs out.
58:49
What's so interesting is, yeah,
58:52
no, I guess Uncle Ben doesn't live
58:54
long enough. But Aunt May never says
58:56
anything about Madame Webb. She
58:59
asked, do that's a thing. She's so close to Madame
59:01
Webb. And yet then she
59:04
has Spider-Man as a nephew, and you would
59:06
think she'd be like, hey, I know Madame
59:08
Webb. Well, all right. So in this world,
59:10
what's my name? You're going to name Madame
59:12
Webb. Zootaloo.
59:16
In this world, Emma
59:18
Roberts and her husband die. RIP.
59:22
RIP on some fun adventure.
59:25
Cruise ship disaster. Now, then
59:28
the baby is left
59:30
with Adam Scott. OK,
59:32
I buy that. Sure. Then he dies. Then
59:35
Aunt May is like, fuck, all right,
59:37
that's my kid. So he's very
59:40
far removed from this family. Oh, yeah.
59:43
Wow. Well, you don't feel like an ant,
59:45
even if you're not a blood ant. You're still an
59:47
ant. I just feel like I'm
59:50
a- Why don't we use the term blood
59:52
ant more? Like
59:54
you're still an ant. Why is it that part of
59:57
the cultural lexicon? Oh, that's my blood
59:59
ant. I mean, I- I would hope that with
1:00:01
your nephews who are my sister, you don't feel
1:00:03
like, why the fuck would
1:00:09
they be left with me? No.
1:00:12
Blood related to them? Whatever
1:00:14
we make the t-shirts tonight, can we
1:00:16
please just also make blood aunt and
1:00:19
blood uncle t-shirts? Blood
1:00:21
aunt and blood uncle. No,
1:00:24
I guess what I'm like just taking in
1:00:26
is the amount of tragedy that has hit
1:00:28
this family. Oh yeah. Because it's like, where's
1:00:30
Richard? And I'm going to go one
1:00:32
step further and go, Richard never
1:00:34
comes home. Richard
1:00:37
was in a car accident. He missed
1:00:39
his son's birth. Oh my
1:00:41
God, we're dealing with that. Then
1:00:44
maybe a year or two passes, something terrible
1:00:46
happens to Emma Roberts. And
1:00:49
then we get Adam Scott and he's like, all right,
1:00:51
got this baby, this is going to be great. Maybe
1:00:53
they rushed their marriage a little bit. And
1:00:56
Adam Scott's never, he's not super happy
1:00:58
with me and he's out late drinking.
1:01:02
He gets it by a cab. And Richard
1:01:04
told me, oh my God. And
1:01:06
she's like, now I got this kid
1:01:08
from this loveless marriage. I
1:01:10
don't even have a connection to his family because
1:01:13
they're all fucking dead. She's got a
1:01:15
lot of weight on her. Can I tell you
1:01:17
something? And you know who knows every one of
1:01:19
those beats of life? Madam
1:01:21
Webb. She
1:01:24
doesn't stop any of
1:01:26
that from happening. This
1:01:28
bitch knows everything that's going on
1:01:30
in the future. She's like, I'll
1:01:32
let you die. I'll let you
1:01:34
die. I'll let you die. Everybody
1:01:37
dies so that I can get a Spiderman.
1:01:40
Let's turn on the house sides here. We'll
1:01:42
go out to the audience to see what y'all have to say. All
1:01:44
right, what's your name? I am Jeff. Okay,
1:01:46
Jeff, what's your question? So first I want
1:01:48
to say in the comics, Madam Webb is
1:01:50
actually a mutant. So none of the peru-
1:01:53
Right. But
1:01:55
right. You didn't care to mention
1:01:57
that. Hour
1:02:00
and 43 minutes of this podcast? Her powers
1:02:02
are not spider related at all. She's just
1:02:05
a mutant. She's an X-man I
1:02:08
mean she's in a mutant a la the
1:02:10
X-men I didn't want to like can get
1:02:12
all nerdy with y'all like Like
1:02:14
it was enough to be like why because
1:02:16
you wanted to be cool You wanted to
1:02:18
protect your you wanted to protect your cool
1:02:20
guy image I'm
1:02:23
so sorry you wait. I don't want to tell
1:02:25
you about mutants and X-men. I want to be
1:02:27
cool. I Just
1:02:29
wanted to simplify that because
1:02:31
they really do yeah, this should be she should be
1:02:33
an X-men and I feel like somebody
1:02:36
wasn't minding the mint because Sony
1:02:39
doesn't have rights to the X-men No, and so
1:02:41
I feel like they're like they kind of snuck
1:02:44
it in okay, but anyway go ahead My
1:02:46
question is regarding Ezekiel Sims and his lack
1:02:48
of footwear and I wanted to just see
1:02:50
how we all felt about that my
1:02:53
assumption on that Cuz I know my
1:02:55
my assumption is that yeah, my assumption
1:02:58
is that it's so he can do
1:03:00
his web crawling You know
1:03:02
he needs his feet to be able to his hands and
1:03:04
feet to be able to like web crawl right but he
1:03:06
uses Footwear in his scuba
1:03:09
outfit. Oh, so he's just
1:03:11
walking around New York City barefoot
1:03:14
for fun, but that's like
1:03:16
a very rich person thing to do
1:03:18
like And you
1:03:21
know, yeah, you know how you know you know
1:03:23
you're there with no shoes, you know how you
1:03:25
know, he's rich He drives a
1:03:27
new Corvette He's
1:03:29
got like 35 K to burn
1:03:32
on a brand new Corvette when he drove away
1:03:34
in the Corvette I was like this guy's not
1:03:36
a threat This
1:03:38
guy's not a threat at all. He
1:03:41
drives a base model Corvette
1:03:43
get out of town Is he killed?
1:03:45
All right, your name your question. My
1:03:47
name is storm and whoa When
1:03:52
we first meet Las Arránas, they're like covered in
1:03:54
red paint and like rope or something like that
1:03:56
fast forward 30 years later They're
1:03:58
basically no disrespect dressed Jason right now
1:04:00
like in a white button down he
1:04:06
said no disrespect I
1:04:09
more so mean like wow you've got
1:04:11
a lot of no of a storm
1:04:15
Jason you've got a lot of no star on
1:04:17
yes what
1:04:20
if I just like with my like like
1:04:22
shot up into the rafters like I
1:04:25
have a theory so I
1:04:28
have a theory on this and again this is
1:04:30
for a larger sub stack article
1:04:32
I'm writing so I
1:04:35
believe that Los Arrónas at the time of
1:04:37
her mother's death were a
1:04:40
part of that crew watching
1:04:42
to make sure that
1:04:44
the land was protected and
1:04:47
they that's like their Clark Kent superhero
1:04:49
like that their Clark Kent Superman kind
1:04:51
of identity so they're in the world
1:04:53
but they're also spider-men
1:04:57
and so that's how we wanted
1:05:01
her to take that spider I
1:05:04
think that they understood that she was only there
1:05:06
to help her baby and by
1:05:08
the way best reveal the baby ever like
1:05:12
she was she was over but I
1:05:14
I believe that that culture was this
1:05:16
is again in my sub stack a
1:05:18
very large 25 paragraphs
1:05:20
just on this opening scene I
1:05:24
believe that that culture is like you know what let's
1:05:26
have her get a bite by the spider
1:05:28
so she can cure baby because she's not
1:05:30
trying to do anything more with the spider
1:05:33
she's just trying to cure that's what she's
1:05:35
trying to do but I think when when
1:05:37
Dakota Johnson goes to Peru and meets with
1:05:39
the guy and he's dressed in normal street
1:05:41
clothes that's reshoots I
1:05:43
think that is just reshoots I think that
1:05:46
is but doesn't he get in the clothes
1:05:48
in the cave nope oh
1:05:50
he doesn't get into any of that
1:05:52
stuff like that he's wearing like he's
1:05:54
dressed in street clothes essentially and
1:05:58
everybody speaks just flawless American English.
1:06:00
Oh yeah he did speak pretty good.
1:06:02
Which I was like I'm so sorry
1:06:04
this lost tribe of spider people is
1:06:06
just like hey what's up you you
1:06:08
wanna you want to do spider
1:06:10
shit? Oh come take
1:06:12
a milk bath what's up spider
1:06:15
shit here Amazon Peru
1:06:17
ba ba ba what?
1:06:20
Come on. Yes you name your question. Stacy
1:06:24
and we we've called them orphans
1:06:26
a few times tonight but none
1:06:29
of them are orphans and it
1:06:31
was very concerning because one
1:06:34
of them their parents got deported
1:06:36
and nothing about it one of
1:06:38
them she had a mom back
1:06:41
in California and her stepmom just
1:06:43
didn't like her. I believe
1:06:45
her mother was institutionalized. Her parents are rich
1:06:47
in just it's
1:06:50
just runaways right they're more
1:06:52
run because at one point they're more like their
1:06:54
parents have like forsaken them.
1:06:57
Yes I don't
1:06:59
know if their parents know they're
1:07:01
gone. No they're pretty well Sidney
1:07:03
Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney says she ran
1:07:06
away that's for sure. Her mom
1:07:08
died in the end. No her mother
1:07:10
is institutionalized right. Okay. Her mother's
1:07:13
institutionalized but her dad we just saw
1:07:15
her with her dad. No her dad
1:07:17
has a step mom she has a
1:07:19
stepmom but her mom is her real
1:07:21
mom's across this country. In a psych
1:07:23
ward. But the one who has the parents deported
1:07:26
had a little brother I saw it. Oh
1:07:29
my god. Did she? No I
1:07:32
don't think so Stacy I think
1:07:34
she was alone in that apartment. I think
1:07:36
so too. I think the little brother
1:07:39
with the picture was
1:07:41
with Sidney Sweeney. That's Sidney
1:07:43
Sweeney's father's new son. But
1:07:45
your point is a good one
1:07:47
though. Sorry. And
1:07:50
you guys and you guys tried to
1:07:52
stop me from getting Marissa to May's
1:07:55
age. How dare you. But
1:07:57
you're right you're right they are not the only
1:07:59
orphan. I believe is the
1:08:01
good Johnson. Yeah, but yet who we don't
1:08:03
know who her father is but yet The
1:08:06
thing that remains is at the end of
1:08:09
the film You know
1:08:11
where they're all in the hospital room. They're
1:08:13
like family only and she's like
1:08:15
they are yeah But
1:08:18
that's also like kidnapping on some level
1:08:20
too. They're not they're not family They
1:08:22
are not they are not family at
1:08:24
all and they all have active and
1:08:26
rich families They could probably buy great
1:08:29
face recognition technology. I
1:08:31
wish I knew what his whole thing was Boy
1:08:34
would have it had been more fun If he was
1:08:36
like if he had if there was any dimensionality to
1:08:38
the villain if I was like what's he
1:08:41
like What is it like? It's just long hair.
1:08:43
Yeah You know,
1:08:45
that's it. Yeah in a voice
1:08:47
like yeah. All right. Yes your
1:08:49
name your question Yeah, my name is Andres
1:08:51
and there was a scene ever in the
1:08:53
dander scene specifically They bring
1:08:56
up Churchill. So it's in
1:08:58
Churchill, New Jersey, which forget from New York
1:09:00
to Churchill's 1500 600 miles Why
1:09:03
is the Midtown high school team at this
1:09:06
diner? That is 1600 miles from
1:09:09
Midtown By the way,
1:09:11
I don't think they have a Midtown high school
1:09:13
team Also as a New York
1:09:15
City resident, I don't think that they they have
1:09:17
like ps-145. Yeah Midtown I
1:09:21
thought the casting of the I actually
1:09:23
thought about those guys at the table
1:09:26
quite a bit because I feel like
1:09:31
Nobody that's why I feel like they were
1:09:33
trying to make them like hunky but not
1:09:35
too old but the actors were older But
1:09:37
they were playing high school students. Well, that
1:09:40
was everybody they had to match to the
1:09:42
girls who were all Yeah
1:09:47
They had cast actual teenagers as those boys
1:09:49
and these girls like that to them you'd
1:09:51
be like get these get these guys out
1:09:53
of here These
1:09:56
mills are trying to fuck them What
1:10:00
is this a cougar movie? Get
1:10:03
out of here. I bought them
1:10:05
as teenage girls though. I didn't I
1:10:08
didn't think and I in your question My
1:10:10
name is Allison I just wanted to put
1:10:13
in a plug as someone who also is
1:10:15
up to date on their CPR every year
1:10:17
and implore you Take
1:10:19
a professional course. Do not learn CPR
1:10:21
from this movie I
1:10:26
mean not just like the Taking
1:10:28
breaks so quickly, you know, you're not keeping up
1:10:30
the pressure that way but also the weight was
1:10:32
way too slow Yeah, there was
1:10:34
some one-handed CPR. She was not looking she
1:10:37
was not paying CPR
1:10:40
and then suddenly the people were like magically just okay
1:10:44
You're gonna be okay Let
1:10:49
that be one that's what she says to that
1:10:51
guy she's giving CPR to let that be one
1:10:54
thing you take away from this movie Do not
1:10:56
learn CPR from watching it or
1:10:58
maybe love a shirt. I learned CPR from
1:11:00
a down That
1:11:02
is that's a great shirt. But
1:11:04
damn Madame web CPR Okay,
1:11:10
I guarantee
1:11:12
you I Guarantee you within
1:11:15
the year if not already there
1:11:17
will be a news story about
1:11:19
some kid Saving someone's
1:11:21
life from using CPR. They learned
1:11:23
from mad damn web. I Promise
1:11:27
and when that happens you guys all owe
1:11:29
me money I
1:11:33
will just say this one thing because we did talk about
1:11:35
this diner scene a lot and I thought this was interesting
1:11:37
so The
1:11:40
director wanted this film to be a
1:11:42
commentary on toxic masculinity
1:11:45
and how it's a poison to strong independent women
1:11:47
and Ezekiel Sims
1:11:50
is a man who's trying to kill
1:11:52
three young women with toxic powers This
1:11:55
is clearly toxic masculinity,
1:11:58
which is emphasized and
1:12:01
why the film is set in
1:12:03
2004 or three
1:12:08
for Britney Spears is toxic which
1:12:10
came out in 2004 so
1:12:13
it's weird but the only so
1:12:15
according to the producer the filmmakers
1:12:17
set the film in 2003 so
1:12:20
they could feature the song toxic
1:12:23
so this whole movie was just backing
1:12:25
into getting why
1:12:27
why did they needed to be
1:12:29
a new release well
1:12:31
that song still exists now
1:12:34
and quite a bit and the day everybody
1:12:37
does that time and the DJ
1:12:39
does say that songs from
1:12:41
Britney Spears and she's gonna be a
1:12:43
big star she already was a vet
1:12:47
I would argue that that was the apex
1:12:49
of her career like you wouldn't predicting it
1:12:51
so there's also been a lot of people
1:12:53
talk online that if that DJ
1:12:56
was to play it he was playing like a
1:12:58
deep track off of this Britney Spears album so
1:13:01
that that is interesting range yeah
1:13:03
that is an interesting one I know
1:13:05
all the second opinion songs are too
1:13:07
toxic let's
1:13:11
hear some second opinions right now
1:13:14
that's right we have opinions about this
1:13:16
movie but there are people out there
1:13:18
that different opinion is now time for
1:13:20
second opinion madam
1:13:26
web madam web does
1:13:29
whatever us but our
1:13:31
chance driving skills ADR
1:13:33
Adam Scott CPR look
1:13:35
out here
1:13:38
comes five stars
1:13:40
that was great
1:13:44
hold on take this firm
1:13:46
take all these companies give me your friend
1:13:48
you've done a great job Wow
1:13:55
all right only four more hours left
1:13:57
in the show Here
1:14:00
we go. Madame
1:14:02
Web came out this year. There
1:14:05
are just a thousand reviews on Amazon. And
1:14:07
as we've found with movies that come out
1:14:09
the same year that we do them, there's
1:14:12
not that much to pull from. We've been
1:14:14
finding letterboxes a lot better for the more
1:14:17
recent films. And
1:14:19
this one goes like this, by Felix.
1:14:22
Villain is too scary. Couldn't finish
1:14:24
it. Five stars.
1:14:35
I wish that they were specific
1:14:37
and that they thought that Madame
1:14:39
Web was the villain. John
1:14:42
Cinder writes, genuinely makes no sense
1:14:44
how people think the line in
1:14:47
the trailer. He was in the
1:14:49
Amazon with my mom when she
1:14:51
was researching spiders just before she
1:14:53
died is bad. How?
1:14:57
It's telling us what's going on.
1:15:00
It's necessary to
1:15:02
the plot. They say
1:15:04
it's unnatural, which,
1:15:06
no, that's
1:15:09
how people talk. Five
1:15:11
stars. And
1:15:17
then the last one from
1:15:19
Egghead Human, Egghead
1:15:21
Human writes, these girl
1:15:24
bosses are slaying. Five
1:15:30
stars. Incredible.
1:15:33
Yeah. So I wish
1:15:35
this team was called the girl bosses. The
1:15:39
whole cast came out
1:15:41
against this movie in a crazy
1:15:44
way. That's terrible. That's terrible. Like,
1:15:46
I mean, Dakota Johnson said this
1:15:48
film is unrecognizable from the version
1:15:50
that I saw the script of.
1:15:54
She, yeah, she told people not
1:15:56
to go see this movie. Wow.
1:15:58
Multiple times when the. Those people
1:16:00
were on the red carpet. They said,
1:16:02
this movie opens on Valentine's Day. What
1:16:05
do you want to tell people to do? I
1:16:07
said, stay home, go to sleep. No
1:16:10
way. Sidney Swinney said, I'm
1:16:12
gonna go to sleep. Like,
1:16:16
I've never seen so many people that
1:16:18
are in a movie shit on a
1:16:20
movie when it was
1:16:22
in the theater. They're like, nope.
1:16:25
But we would like you to reconsider.
1:16:28
Because this was dynamite.
1:16:33
I liked it. But I did too. I
1:16:37
did too. And in fact, I think that, I
1:16:39
think knowing that it was so
1:16:41
universally hated and people had such
1:16:44
strong feelings about, you know, her doing
1:16:46
Marvel and all female leads in Marvel.
1:16:49
Like, I was like, I wonder what
1:16:51
this is. And I really, I enjoyed
1:16:53
myself. And it was over
1:16:56
two hours and felt somehow
1:16:58
shorter than Beautiful Wedding. Blue
1:17:01
by. Inexplicable. Beautiful
1:17:03
Wedding seems to me, the movie we did last
1:17:05
night. Oh, I remember it. About seven hours to
1:17:08
watch. It seemed to be. It was the longest
1:17:10
movie I've ever seen. It was a mini series.
1:17:12
It felt the longest in history. I feel like
1:17:14
I'm still watching. I feel like we're still, we're
1:17:17
just inside Beautiful Wedding. This
1:17:21
was a breath of fresh air. And again, yeah, I mean,
1:17:24
we're not well, you know,
1:17:26
we're not okay. We're so
1:17:29
not okay. In
1:17:31
terms of what we are consuming for
1:17:33
this podcast that obviously take that with a
1:17:36
grain of salt, but boy,
1:17:38
it went down quite easy. I thought it
1:17:40
was way better than the way that people talked about it.
1:17:42
Like there are things in it. You know what I thought
1:17:45
it was better than? Morbius. Oh
1:17:47
yeah. I think this was way better
1:17:49
than Morbius. I want
1:17:51
thousand percent. You've got to watch
1:17:54
Madam Web or Morbius right now.
1:17:56
I'd be like Madam Web. Because
1:18:02
one of them, I have to watch Jared
1:18:04
Leto. I'm
1:18:07
mad damn web all the way. I do
1:18:10
believe that I like
1:18:13
Jared Leto's enthusiasm
1:18:16
for it. It feels like there are
1:18:18
moments in this movie where everyone's like, when's
1:18:21
lunch? Yeah.
1:18:25
Yeah, and in one scene you
1:18:27
can visibly see Sidney Sweeney having
1:18:29
like a crafty coffee. How's
1:18:34
your eyesight? But
1:18:37
it's a shame because your eyesight. That's
1:18:40
what she has. How is
1:18:42
your eyesight? You know you were in
1:18:44
the hospital. It's not good. It's
1:18:48
bad. Now, I
1:18:50
will tell you the original script. The premise
1:18:52
of the original movie was
1:18:55
Terminator inspired. Okay,
1:18:58
so Madam
1:19:00
Web and the Spider Women were
1:19:02
trying to protect a pregnant Mary
1:19:04
Parker from a time traveling Ezekiel
1:19:07
Sims who wants to kill her
1:19:09
to prevent the birth of Peter
1:19:11
Parker. That was
1:19:13
the original idea, which
1:19:16
is aces in my opinion. I
1:19:19
get it. I understand why he's doing
1:19:21
that. And they
1:19:23
have a very clear mission. Great. Right.
1:19:27
But my guess is they didn't do
1:19:29
it because it required Peter Parker to
1:19:31
be the focal point of the thing.
1:19:33
And Sony won't... is
1:19:35
that it? There's no reason.
1:19:38
No reason was given. I'm sorry that
1:19:40
I'm looking for logic as to why
1:19:42
it got shifted into this pile of
1:19:44
hot diarrhea that I love. I believe.
1:19:47
I think this is just meant to
1:19:49
be an origin story, but it's so
1:19:51
strange. You know, it doesn't... Right. And
1:19:53
then are you telling me for 20 years there's
1:19:55
been three Spider Women running around New York City?
1:19:58
So when Spider Man shows up, they're like... Oh,
1:20:00
yeah, we know this but I'm
1:20:03
assuming we spent the last two
1:20:05
decades my three women just bopping
1:20:07
around Yeah, all the crime. I'm
1:20:09
assuming this is a different unit
1:20:11
This is like a multiverse dumb
1:20:13
stuff Yeah, like spider-man would get
1:20:15
sucked into this universe as him
1:20:17
I don't know or this
1:20:20
is Tom Holland and we're all like who
1:20:22
cares The
1:20:25
good news is When
1:20:27
they asked the producer of the movie they said
1:20:29
is this a superhero movie the producer of the
1:20:31
movie said no it's
1:20:33
a thriller a thriller
1:20:36
a Thriller
1:20:38
thought that was an odd choice Just
1:20:44
like ambulance or bring us a
1:20:46
dead like those Thriller
1:20:52
Hmm Clear
1:20:56
buoyant thriller sure Well,
1:20:59
I think we all agree that we would recommend this
1:21:01
movie. Yeah, I might even give this
1:21:04
for second watch I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna
1:21:06
watch it tonight. Yeah, I Think
1:21:09
a dream night would be like to take
1:21:11
a little gummy smoke a little weed
1:21:13
and put what you're doing a gummy
1:21:15
and smoking Baby
1:21:20
Them well, I think this is
1:21:22
like do a little H Take
1:21:25
a gummy get that substance.
1:21:27
I gave Michael Jackson called milk It
1:21:31
was propa. It was propa fall It's what
1:21:34
I it's what I got when I was
1:21:36
getting my colonoscopy and the guy
1:21:38
was like hey big fan as I was like What
1:21:44
world am I in my damn
1:21:46
web I Know
1:21:49
when you came out of that colonoscopy, could you see
1:21:52
the future? I wish I Wish
1:21:54
I wish like some pathway came out
1:21:57
of my asshole and connected me to
1:21:59
the people that matter because
1:22:01
that's where comes
1:22:03
from in spiders and
1:22:06
that is our show thank you so much for
1:22:08
coming out thank
1:22:12
you LA we'll be back soon Eat
1:22:14
shit LA Hi Tiffany
1:22:16
That's a wrap on Madam Web. Thanks
1:22:18
as always to the wonderful staff at
1:22:20
Largo and our recording engineer Rich Garcia
1:22:22
If you want the t-shirt that we
1:22:24
created for this episode which says Madam
1:22:26
Web CPR certified with the handprints on
1:22:29
the chest Go to T public.com/stores slash
1:22:31
HDT GM next week on last looks
1:22:33
We'll be going over Madam Web corrections
1:22:35
and omissions So if you have something
1:22:37
about the movie to get off your
1:22:39
chest Leave me a voicemail at 619
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1:22:43
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1:22:46
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1:22:48
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1:22:50
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1:22:52
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1:22:55
those reviews coming and thank you so much
1:22:57
once again Make sure you see us and
1:22:59
then tuck it at the film festival and
1:23:01
then Father's Day We'll be performing in Boston
1:23:03
at the Wilbur theater. All right, you can
1:23:06
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1:23:08
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1:23:10
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1:23:12
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1:23:14
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1:23:17
week and our entire team Who this show
1:23:19
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1:23:21
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1:23:23
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1:23:28
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