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world to me. If you've not gotten the

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or even audiobooks. And yes, I recorded the

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audiobook. And yes, the audiobook is full of

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amazing goodies from how did this get made

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and even my own home videos. But I

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just wanted to say thank you all for

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Alright, that's all I got. Enjoy

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your episode on Madam Web. Thank

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you. Thank you. Thank you.

4:39

Oh. Where

4:44

do it more than movie

4:46

or says of the century

4:49

I'm talking about for two

4:51

thousand and twenty four Film

4:53

Madame Web. For

4:57

web for next. Them. All

5:00

by them all.

5:02

Three. Other people are oh so. What

5:05

are you need to know about this

5:07

movie? Well it's about a a Queen's

5:10

paramedic. Play. By I assume

5:12

that I just the I

5:14

receive a queen here for

5:16

metics to go to. Johnson

5:18

play the Queen Mary Metics

5:20

who are begins to demonstrate

5:22

signs of clairvoyance and forced

5:24

to challenge revelations about her

5:26

past. Seen his safeguard three

5:28

young women from a deadly

5:31

adversary who is completely eighty

5:33

yard ah and wants him

5:35

destroyed. Why? Not. Really

5:37

clear. There are so many things that

5:39

that is the quickest way I can

5:42

at least explain the basis of this

5:44

plot. Have you do you need to

5:46

see a Spider Man will be done

5:48

or said? It's absolutely not? Do you

5:51

need to know anything about Marvel movies

5:53

and doesn't know. Really?

5:55

Do anything about spiders analysis. I can

5:57

all go out the window. Us. Really,

6:00

the only thing you need to know is. Queens.

6:03

Geography. Of

6:06

someone's going to have to tell me where the fuck

6:08

That far as was. I

6:10

don't know how they got their. My

6:13

dad lives in Queens. I live a

6:15

long island. you're not get to a

6:17

far as that didn't vaccinate. There's no

6:20

way. Or I was.

6:22

We will figure that out.

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Add more. With. First please when

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movie back Seeds and guys. I

7:00

just found out we can say here. Greatness.

7:03

We can stay here until three am. Sad

7:06

how much I need to

7:09

talk to you about Madam

7:11

Web where you know what.

7:13

Before. He gets too much into

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Madame Web we must brown other. Our

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resident Marvel expert. A

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lover of the graphic novel, move

7:25

was. On this Zuzana. Oh.

7:40

Hello, You know? how are you? I'm

7:42

well Paul, how are you okay? Thank

7:45

you for asking. Well. Madame

7:47

Web led somewhere I

7:50

ah what a rich

7:52

sex. I.

7:56

I want to get something out and away

7:58

real quick and everybody. Take a

8:00

breath. And Don't Judge. Oh

8:04

I did enjoy. This movie about so

8:06

that so when I was gonna

8:08

retire I really like that. Maybe

8:10

clear. Also am I do recommend

8:12

with move is it's a great

8:15

i value. Be honest though do

8:17

was wait no really wish I

8:19

knew better than I ever expected.

8:21

Versatility. ah I cried to time.

8:25

How excited! I

8:28

did a lot a lawsuit. I

8:32

mean all like I mean ideally I

8:34

read every month at It's Target list.

8:36

Have you know what happens to the

8:38

baby? Okay, I am a lot of

8:40

questions about how that baby delivered by

8:43

spite of people in the water cave.

8:46

Answer.foster sister yeah, me

8:49

too much as soon

8:51

as we feared. Was

8:55

about. Oh.

9:00

So far as I and right

9:02

it's there's no reason for that

9:04

baby needs to be shipped back.

9:06

A mother with babysitters? zip back

9:08

as I. Said to see

9:10

these buys. The baby.

9:12

Survived independent you can and he has

9:15

gotten some of the spider venom. Oh

9:17

geez, Special. Do because I'm the

9:19

mother gets. Song. While she's the

9:22

baby is still in some know that zone.

9:24

Bill. Mother gets shot. Or

9:27

the mother. Oh yeah, within the

9:29

spider gives a rumor thermo rice

9:31

when see them. The hot milk

9:34

baths where I was expecting that

9:36

quickly to be bad turned on.

9:40

I also. The. Amount

9:42

of water and spiders that were

9:44

put together. the ah. Interesting.

9:46

Combo. Spiders. Or

9:48

into water it does seem in like

9:50

seem like it's their place. It seems

9:52

like the waters as a better methods

9:55

of spiders and have. Established

9:57

a culture of spider people,

10:00

Then live in the Amazon.

10:02

in the first ten minutes of the

10:05

movie and we then are like the

10:07

rest of the movies. I live in

10:09

New York City says his sister seeping

10:11

in the west of the same the

10:14

most interesting period. Two

10:16

thousand and three

10:18

months. Later, Nine

10:20

Eleven or he. Sees

10:23

an ambulance receiver two years after.

10:25

Nine Eleven on you see mortgage

10:27

costs about. Her work as

10:29

an Amd the forever. Oh, but it's

10:32

not about Peru for a second more.

10:34

I will look at what I'm assesses

10:36

is honestly what we didn't see which

10:38

is that transition into foster care now

10:41

later on see will say she will

10:43

rip. This is kind of propaganda for

10:45

foster. Care because she will

10:47

say. That

10:50

somehow see how to. A

10:52

great experience is very positive.

10:54

Okay when she is given

10:56

the responsibility to take care

10:58

of three or. Visit

11:01

mad so now and my do

11:03

have ordered. But a newborn

11:05

baby entering. Foster Justice. Babies

11:07

are scooped up. Pretty. Quickly

11:09

a Paleo Do this. As.

11:12

As it says, something that's very troubling but

11:14

the baby's get scooped up right away. The

11:17

kids who enter foster care later age the

11:19

enough they sang foster her so to be

11:21

ideas her as a newborn be the just.

11:24

Continuing. To move around

11:26

foster care and then not

11:28

having ever gotten adopted. There's.

11:32

A lot less a sabbatical. I

11:34

don't and I started to think like did

11:36

you burn a house down as a seven

11:38

year old like why were you not place

11:40

in a permanent. Home. I would believe if

11:43

in late in the movie there was a

11:45

reveal that she was a serial killer since

11:47

I was like. Makes

11:49

I was like. A

11:52

suffer villain also sorry I will

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out in the zebra because I just get some

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Pepsi. Live

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in. Okay, Here's a question.

12:06

Is. The Inciting Incident in this

12:08

movie. Were falling in

12:10

the water. wire. It

12:13

seems to have. We had him debate

12:15

though the was the worst of web

12:17

version web world this is the worst

12:19

super lot or as oh yeah we

12:22

have see as no strings. She.

12:24

Can just see. A. Couple seconds into

12:26

the future but then at the end of the

12:28

movie. She. Doesn't see that like

12:30

her reaction as he fucks up.

12:32

Something. Even though he kills the

12:35

zip on the hot up there

12:37

are young ziggurats those people. and

12:39

as a good ole boy I

12:41

guess I guess it only gives

12:43

you a good choose your bedroom

12:45

like those people die her friend

12:47

or the ambulance driver guys who

12:49

she works with Woodsy save their

12:51

pigeon. Ah thank God sakes I

12:54

see say submitted in not any

12:56

of those people who don't need

12:58

first responders. We need to do.

13:01

I. I still am

13:03

with. Oh boy oh

13:06

boy. But you're right one. Who

13:09

knows, because the inciting incident, I

13:11

believe. Is. The spider bite

13:13

that infects her in the womb?

13:15

Yes, because that is what connects

13:17

her to her entire spider heritage

13:19

and allows her to do with

13:21

a allows her to both be

13:24

present in her mother's passed in

13:26

a vision and then physically be

13:28

there in order to be able

13:30

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Still stuck at. This. One

16:40

moment in the movie where Madame

16:42

Web meets with ah, the three

16:44

other orphans in the woods outside

16:47

of Queens. Oh My. God. sad

16:49

story. Was

16:52

saying you know the big that the you guard.

16:55

So Veyron that that that

16:58

wooded area. And she's

17:00

like, i know you, you live

17:02

in my building Okay interesting. A

17:05

know I know you'll maybe says you

17:07

The paramedic who rescued my step and

17:09

I am right right you that you

17:11

rescue my stepmother, the other ones that

17:13

you live in my building in, you

17:15

leave junk mail and we have to

17:17

throw it away. And. Then.

17:19

To. The moon, I know you And

17:22

then Madame says. You. Flip

17:24

me off and or oh

17:26

cool. But there's.

17:28

No. Okay, it seems the coincidental

17:31

like a dozen. Other

17:33

oh they are doing larger. Why are

17:35

they can exceed not the web. I

17:38

mean very well. He. Was my

17:40

class I that you'd see would be able to answer

17:42

like in the World of Marvel what are what because

17:44

I guess and six or seven on his I will

17:46

When do they get their. Powers. As like

17:48

Sin know that we're going to

17:51

see them lately though I see

17:53

a thing in ever Autumn, especially

17:55

because they give us the scenes

17:57

in. Is it as he killed.

18:00

That it is your Sims Yeah it

18:02

is it your voice and will be

18:04

like vs some anymore. Don't even need

18:06

to move my mouth when I say

18:09

now all eighty are his entire performance.

18:11

I would believe you have you told

18:13

me different actor did it because it's

18:16

so heavily a by have gotten confirmation?

18:18

It's definitely him for hims But I

18:20

think that the reasoning underneath. Why?

18:23

His voice sounds like this is because

18:25

he things but you for making me

18:27

record all my dial Incredible But so

18:29

in his vision he has spider vision

18:31

or whatever it's called and I'm sure

18:33

we can find a Morgan out here.

18:35

We call it a Morgan Now where

18:37

we can we could probably find a

18:39

Morgan who knows exactly about Madame Web

18:41

and her can actually see as I

18:43

have it all the to that the

18:45

day. Ah, In well

18:48

in the comics or Madame Web is

18:50

an elderly woman. Just right. You know

18:52

that and the reason why he is.

18:54

Call but I'm Web as because she's

18:57

hooked up to a life support system

18:59

that looks like a big spiderweb. Ah,

19:01

I'm and. Yeah. That that's

19:03

a big difference. Ah I see

19:05

is I do know how origin

19:07

story and this is her power.

19:09

Her power said is the ability

19:11

to see the potential future is

19:13

that could go. That could happen

19:15

right? right? Medical Doctor? Strange kind

19:17

of a thing. And

19:20

then as equals Sims is

19:22

just have a rich businessman

19:24

who gained some powers. Through

19:27

or ritual. Ah, but he doesn't

19:29

have the same powers as. Madame.

19:32

Web which. Doesn't

19:34

he have lots of spiderman? They also

19:36

say like. He was cursed and

19:38

like pretty cool. Where is that When I

19:41

want I want to see this person. Is

19:43

he trying? He doesn't Even here's the thing

19:45

is so obsessed with these three girls and

19:48

them killing him. He doesn't even compare. That

19:50

is cursed. School isn't seem to understand. I

19:52

would think that would be priority number and

19:54

way as is earth. And and

19:56

also I think it has and again I

19:58

really like this disease. Take this

20:01

for enough says they I guess.

20:03

Only criticism but it's have one

20:05

or villain doesn't have a bigger

20:07

coal like he knows what. He's

20:09

not trying to take over the

20:11

city, he's not trying to unleash

20:13

some sort of pox and insists

20:16

he's just trying to stop these

20:18

three specific girl who to us.

20:20

Are adorable giant like

20:22

from. Killing him at some point

20:24

in. The future Not only better without much

20:26

older, just they're going to get much older.

20:28

So he does. Of time. It's not like

20:30

time of the grey haired man in his

20:33

division when he's gray aired that's when. But

20:35

the other thing is. In the

20:37

movies usually the villains plan

20:39

is it is unfolds in

20:41

stages. And each one seems to

20:43

ratchet up this. the steaks rhino height

20:46

mean heightening so by the time we

20:48

get to act three it's the joker

20:50

has put a bomb on a ferry

20:52

and up up up up your rights.

20:54

but in this will be he's just

20:56

like a god God I all that

20:58

I know they let about lasers. This

21:00

is good even. See

21:03

as. I do my three times as his

21:05

daughter but nonetheless I still got a kill

21:07

these. Loader ma'am it should be

21:10

dead. Forty five minutes in see

21:12

has failed him as he needs

21:14

to visit. Son is a benevolent

21:16

businessman which we never understand what

21:18

was the he were acting for.

21:20

My favorite part and I guess

21:22

this will be is trying very

21:24

hard. To like it's like do

21:26

like Verizon that you might read the book

21:28

on the river. have to do it out.

21:30

What's you know it's like it's like a

21:32

was a video game There he said like

21:35

from a node what does that say and

21:37

he sits down next to that woman ah

21:39

that he has sex with is like. So.

21:42

Me: Tell you I do have these reasons

21:44

that resides: I'm an older man. These

21:46

three women come in like so many

21:48

as a long time. You don't know

21:50

how scary it is this that he

21:52

monologue that are am I got a

21:55

good eye out for Macys like I've

21:57

I've What's up with an insane person

21:59

was you have. No doubt about that.

22:01

You know she's about to die because he's

22:03

infected her with is toxic yes you know

22:05

so that he can get her into for

22:07

me whatever he wanted that he can get

22:09

what is his desire blames. His. Facial.

22:12

Recognition software from the an

22:14

essay in order to find

22:16

out the identities of the

22:19

three masked smoke rose who

22:21

are teenagers now who are

22:23

going to kill him in

22:26

the future sites and we

22:28

love as as as the

22:30

only images he has also

22:32

heard all the underrated the

22:35

only images that he has

22:37

of these three people. Are.

22:39

Through a mask. That. that

22:41

he would up to describes as though as to mamet

22:44

like it of the okay. I

22:47

just like or get started in

22:49

a police say like imagine what

22:51

the sense that he has the

22:54

homeless guy is so metabolic really

22:56

does We don't hire an area

22:59

little lip liner alias we had

23:01

seen that seems as of him

23:03

with right I started and it's

23:06

like as them it's it's like

23:08

a spider on the front of

23:10

yes wearing something with a spider

23:13

on it yes I have like

23:15

this seems like. A comic books.

23:19

I got a lot like

23:21

these are these seem like

23:23

heroes Are you religious? All

23:26

so. Was a what does

23:28

this guy have a costume. Just. What

23:30

are you have? any? the costume?

23:32

You do? anything substantial kids. Will

23:35

get free. I don't really hear any does

23:38

he would do that? Really? Lame

23:40

of reference for this. He said.

23:43

He keeps saying they're going to

23:45

take everything I've built away Hermes

23:47

but we never find out. With

23:50

that, he will rebuild. Who Is

23:52

Mine Elite Hair. And. Also.

23:55

Again, He seems to

23:57

have more than anyone and know.

24:00

Effect more be if. You. Don't

24:02

in a wheelchair that he as the

24:04

Zero more be a sour morbid job.

24:06

He gets to go up there do

24:08

a thing. Venom I get venom venom

24:10

Xinjiang from outer space Obama be as

24:12

a doctor. Jekyll has dried this guy.

24:14

Seems. To be Spiderman. And

24:17

bad Spiderman He seems to be Spiderman

24:19

as a villain but he does it

24:22

seem to be doing any seen as

24:24

spider accepts he's not using Part is

24:26

that out at night stealing robbing tweener

24:28

that he's just trying on murder the

24:31

girls he seems like whatever money is

24:33

raising his the by the most advanced

24:35

technology for two thousand and three Xuzhou

24:38

facial recognition technology and I'll say that

24:40

well what bums me out really about

24:42

this is this is that even Rose

24:45

a splitter men as they. Reasons, but

24:47

I'm and universes the zebra Tyrus

24:49

is like three tiers removed from

24:51

Spiderman activities. Venom is in. Technically,

24:54

bet M exists in the Peter

24:56

Parker world like. Like.

24:58

Sort a met. I'm where I did see

25:00

the evolve know. Because I said Depaul other

25:02

are watching as it is a spider man is

25:05

they are men like a part of as he

25:07

does know. Oh not, let's move.

25:09

How don't know? I know, like apart

25:11

as well. That was a. We. See his

25:13

birth. Peter

25:15

Parker is born in business. Yes,

25:18

so Peter Parker that baby at

25:20

The More takes a pack of

25:22

pickled peppers. Adam

25:24

Scott name is Ben Parker. Yeah

25:27

and you though Emma Roberts is

25:29

his sister who now I guess

25:31

we didn't meet Richard Hundred and

25:34

me an Aunt May. Well.

25:37

I think that. Ben. Mary's

25:39

May. But falling. Off

25:42

a I sort of thing or article.

25:44

it happens his uncle Ben sorry for

25:46

something terrible happens. The Emma Roberts character.

25:48

I thought you were going to die

25:50

in childbirth Now. Up. A this

25:52

much with movie does two things that

25:54

make me angry. One. Adam.

25:57

Scott great like I'll add to

25:59

our. Are you. Missing

26:02

of the movies like would remain

26:04

outdated. I didn't care for him.

26:08

Or in or his I didn't

26:10

their for but they don't have

26:12

a go so far out of

26:14

their way to do this scene

26:16

over chinese food were Adam says.

26:19

The. Met this girl pretty serious right? and you're like

26:21

oh so now I feel like okay, what is

26:23

a Make a we're going to see that may

26:25

be it's own. Mehmet Rights and oh

26:27

he's like connected to the bad guy

26:30

or some version of it would make

26:32

a reveals overview of anything I'll take

26:34

at this point. but no. It's

26:37

just. He's. Dating just well

26:39

we don't feather sad as it

26:41

may. I think we are meant

26:43

to believe has a sister. No.

26:45

No no no no oh dating someone

26:47

out of phone or get later says

26:50

his girlfriend going to be out of?

26:52

okay so about just. Now but said

26:54

to pass point there's no their

26:56

zero complications in the says he

26:58

knows the craziest thing and. You.

27:00

Know again we never find out who to those

27:02

girls. The Tom who are they. And well, I don't.

27:04

I won't say so. One more thing about this. Dating.

27:07

Relationship thing I think. That.

27:09

Might have been a studio know to be like. Oh

27:11

oh you guys should have some chemistry together

27:14

and you guys you get together. They were

27:16

fucking be where they really is a intimate

27:18

intimate that they were fucking okay to battle

27:20

and same age as the you know I'm

27:23

seeing someone else I didn't pick up online

27:25

at a a couple and I say happy

27:27

that you up texts and is ah right

27:29

I am I wrong hard. Wait

27:33

a minute. Am I right? Am

27:36

I wrong? Okay, I

27:38

get that such as soon I didn't

27:40

I didn't read that did you are

27:43

easy to read it was he said.

27:46

Hope this voters are worth it mom. Says

27:50

crazy how much exposition see does

27:53

while talking to herself sense I

27:55

thought to myself hans since so

27:57

what I'm not doing his exposition

28:00

kids guess what? I know what's

28:02

going on. Now

28:04

I will give her though he

28:07

has. An incredible comedic seen

28:09

or she tries. To. Crawl up

28:11

that wall and I laugh. So funny.

28:13

Sarah go so funny. Agree fully. It

28:16

was quite loved it. I would have

28:18

loved. Twelve. Hundred more of

28:20

those now I go home. The movie should

28:22

have had. Remember why she

28:24

thought. She was a spider because her

28:27

mother journal for the first time and

28:29

finds out all the specifics about the

28:31

spider people including that they can climb

28:33

up that they can climb up as

28:36

he has seen with his ego for

28:38

she's like maybe I can do admit

28:40

right. Yeah, so she thought that's

28:42

how would I know She says i I

28:45

would somebody I would you know you could

28:47

promo. Now funny and

28:49

wilde though honestly oh

28:51

oh l like in

28:53

an acting class. next

28:55

level just go to

28:57

the was kind. Of

29:01

thing as if it or any of that

29:03

feeling. Also

29:06

sells as also. it's not

29:08

clear that she has any

29:10

powers. As. The woodsy is like grabbing

29:12

pieces of equipment. Image easy as a shield. A

29:15

mike is that's just the coated Johnson strength or

29:17

is that like I think it's just the proto.

29:19

just the but I want to. I.

29:21

Have to answer for you But what it is

29:24

this I think the director one point said. Just.

29:26

For fun. Do. It at its

29:28

head. And I says this is the

29:30

scene where she really. Test

29:35

results can. Sorry to.

29:38

Tell you that your baby has my. As

29:40

to number one is saying this isn't

29:42

any normal disorder that I don't in

29:44

the room. Killer dismissed as a citizen.

29:49

Citizen? No, no, I need a

29:51

sewer. I'm afraid there is no.

29:54

Sore single target nucleotide

29:56

intervention is it's experimental

29:58

that. Surprisingly.

30:00

In the Amazon or even

30:03

see the sunlight for high

30:05

says against traveling as or

30:08

what. Are you offering Besides, this

30:10

is no this is hard to have

30:12

club Now I'm. I'm

30:14

unwilling to accept a diagnosis

30:17

of helpless. And

30:19

I'm not gonna teach my daughter to with. You

30:34

say that? Know

30:40

what Now I would say

30:42

that are you okay I

30:44

will never thought they'd watching

30:46

the movie that. Soldiers.

30:48

Shock waves to be of a

30:50

lousy really brought it and then

30:52

watching it I played a my

30:55

i guess you got to throw

30:57

out as so no real crazy

30:59

it's absolute in his music. Effort.

31:03

By the way, you could never diagnosed

31:05

that condition in the womb. And

31:10

and I will. So you The Stooges,

31:12

You know I don't want to answer

31:14

questions. So I said be Swinney is

31:16

Spider Woman. She becomes Spider Woman. Okay,

31:18

and not Jessica Drew. A

31:21

good rule was that is

31:23

a huge a furious Julia

31:25

Cornwall of Winter think it's

31:27

really become Spider Woman and

31:29

then Julia Carpenter. Out of

31:31

her daughters are they not Matty Franklin?

31:34

Oh. I guess she's

31:36

also Spider woman. It's.

31:40

Cfcs Aspirin. Then

31:43

I'm Joan a

31:46

spider woman. See

31:49

as around yeah okay which

31:51

I figured shot fighter women

31:54

and bass? When

31:57

he's by aerial, it is equally. As he

31:59

said, The.things but for benefits look.

32:02

Around you. Is any

32:05

seals vision we see the the

32:07

Three Zero three who we meet

32:09

his the teenagers in I guess

32:11

later in adulthood. In. Their outfits

32:13

in with their powers, fighting and

32:15

killing What a fuck you This

32:17

movie the right as a boy

32:19

did I think we would catch

32:22

up to that seen order the

32:24

I would get their powers or

32:26

those outfits or any of it

32:28

and at him none of it

32:30

happen We just is the Proto

32:32

Johnson some cataracts glasses what are

32:34

the gave your Professor Xavier real

32:36

cure ago happy now as oh

32:38

yes we always week. As at

32:41

Napoli then I was nine was

32:43

of here on. Reddit

32:48

Effigy like. S

32:52

Grid gets. They do like.

32:55

Bless you thousand so yeah I

32:57

would predict seem things that are

32:59

happy now early light and sound

33:01

that be exhausting would. See said,

33:04

I can see better than ever. Played

33:07

a new guy, didn't wanna go home and

33:09

was idol. And I

33:12

and I'd rather see may see

33:14

a villain. I

33:16

thought that she met idol that

33:18

new show. Ah to reconsider the

33:21

records. That was

33:23

viewed credible. If it's not the

33:25

her a loaded or apartments feeling

33:27

that cat monologue in existence and

33:29

in the background, it's the idol.

33:34

What I did. Here's what I I

33:36

mean at one point I at at

33:38

one point while I was crying I

33:40

did shout out. The word. It's

33:42

still. Hard to be a teenage girl Gps

33:44

Had I did, I just sounded as high

33:46

as thirty two. So.

33:49

Are Are you defeated? Several. Net scuse

33:51

us what works for me. We're sending so much

33:53

time on what the networks. Here's what worked for

33:56

me. I really did.

33:58

I found it very compelling. This.

34:00

Story about yes a thirty

34:02

something year old woman who

34:04

has to take care of

34:06

these kids And. Have.

34:08

No maternal instinct and has no much as we

34:11

are no and sings as in know how to

34:13

deal with the runway. You know that she is

34:15

it. almost like there was a scene in a

34:17

hospital would explain it seeks it would say there

34:20

was. Something about her intervening

34:22

in their allies. And.

34:24

Them having their own trauma, all

34:26

of them and coming together and

34:28

having for female leads where I

34:30

was like i'm sorry. I

34:32

would like. This. I'm so sorry

34:34

as like what I'm seeing here and.

34:37

And. I wish that it has sold that

34:39

are. There was more to that of

34:41

course but that the he's I was.

34:43

So as I thought I really love.

34:45

I wanted to watch the movie

34:48

Where the Routine. Whether. It

34:50

seem and they're doing their thing. You

34:52

know that's what I want. Our odds

34:54

are that movie and instead it was

34:57

like stay here. I'm going to Peru

34:59

for a week. Defines a fighter People

35:01

in the jungle. Do you have the

35:03

right stuff? I have a jail for

35:06

backpack that are were over one silver

35:08

or bronze flannel around my waist. Will

35:10

I get a guide? Absolutely not. I'm

35:12

just going to use my mom's old

35:15

journal. So walk into the Amazon and

35:17

find that fighter people do this. Series.

35:21

The thing I know. I

35:24

know that we have our Marvel source. Material

35:26

to deal with. Road very much so.

35:29

That. Much of it says Kissimmee a

35:31

better movie would have been not money

35:33

isn't any maternal instincts, but that she

35:35

has this like Arrested Development where she's

35:37

not an adult and to see a

35:40

sunset. Then when all of these adults

35:42

has sailed, these kids like that's an

35:44

interesting movie to see her become. An

35:47

adult because yeah, you for them?

35:49

But. That's not what we saw. So

35:52

see so muted. From.

35:55

Won't. Be a hate their agencies

35:57

Scrooge for you. can't change that.

36:00

I need to talk about this

36:03

was the largest Arizona by July.

36:06

When see is in

36:08

the doctor's the others

36:10

were avoids. the doctor

36:12

says. The. watch some old

36:14

movies, It's not had time.

36:16

It was on the Christmas Carol

36:18

the old black and white one

36:20

like when do you watch that

36:22

on aug. As mr and I

36:24

think the only reason was you put on

36:27

the Christmas carol is because in the Christmas

36:29

carol there are. Future seasons

36:31

just. That. Use in

36:34

that business Caesar salad as you can.

36:36

It's it's it's a template for her

36:38

life story. You can either change or

36:40

and evolve and grow out of this

36:42

future or this is gonna be your

36:44

future. And those are the pads in

36:46

a web of ten activity. Didn't

36:49

even really. Know

36:52

what? I. Just

36:54

want to go home and once I know. As

36:57

as I see sassy because I

36:59

feel like they write their character

37:02

like as yes fantasy see like

37:04

brad much as is. Also I

37:06

was bragging than. Sorta

37:10

like anyone or anything. It's

37:12

that sub characters say that

37:14

sauce hangs, receive it employs

37:16

that. I'm Robert the bachelorette

37:18

or no baby shower or

37:20

it's puts in a Blake

37:22

slip for things that came

37:25

out search your mother never

37:27

knew and I'm Robert. Like

37:29

this. Like. Oh that. by.

37:32

Oh are you as well? I

37:34

don't know my mother died during

37:37

childbirth class so but I don't

37:39

mean that that's gonna happen to

37:41

you in server that is very

37:43

rarely have to be in the

37:45

Amazon there is said I thought

37:48

right now I see like someone

37:50

who doesn't want to be the

37:52

center of attention. but I can't

37:54

stop and nervous. And since. Okay

37:57

because that is getting. Sorry.

38:00

I love it. Feels. His.

38:03

Think about a season like. It

38:06

was a possibility. In anything like

38:08

so that I just sat out. The building

38:10

a war zone. Go back to the barbecue

38:12

with the guys. Like what's up or. I

38:14

could. It's as let their gameplay

38:17

out but instead see possible the

38:19

labour. Paper and will be pleased

38:21

to be above me See know.

38:24

They every one of those lips

38:26

guess it's it's so I mean

38:29

at least you have seen her

38:31

hand see was a party they

38:33

force of pepsi onto her the

38:35

fact. That. Pepsi please Such

38:37

a large parts so marvel and

38:40

hope. That's. The thing. Marvel.

38:42

Movies and Coke or I know

38:44

they either. Okay, so Sony goes.

38:47

South. Seas. And

38:49

own is like hold my Pepsi

38:52

just as then. I

38:54

guess somewhere along the way. They.

38:56

Go! Wouldn't be cool if a

38:58

Pepsi sign. Through the

39:01

vents like what is so

39:03

powerful that excuse the best.

39:06

Z is the hero of

39:08

this move. unsolicited. Have some

39:10

path. And it's not even like

39:12

see shoot something or pushes them thing

39:14

over that moves that giant Pepsi s.

39:17

It's like it does. It. Have it's

39:19

own accord I see. and her

39:21

acts of heroism is knowing it's

39:23

going to fall. He had a

39:26

future. Why go

39:28

see? I mean I know that

39:30

you think that alleviate sir from

39:32

the guilt of killing someone which

39:34

he didn't push him and said

39:36

have it's uses word him weird

39:38

see new see would be kill

39:40

well. As they were people that helicopter

39:42

you guys like some. Forget some and

39:44

have known not just people he

39:47

him. Because he does

39:49

call like we have an emergency transport

39:51

situations up the attic. She's though there

39:53

are. More. People there like we have

39:55

nowhere to let and like platinum. Why you

39:57

brought us here Where. To

40:00

we abandon Fireworks Factory.

40:04

Okay, are now that's a foot

40:06

in. Warner Brothers cartoons are not

40:08

at is No Line is New

40:11

and Zola wanted and even so

40:13

it was just the audio of

40:15

fireworks in the background. But. Little

40:17

chillier were. Breezy

40:20

like smells like o sea fucked

40:22

up like says she fucks up

40:24

season isn't that as as fireworks

40:26

and up. Almost. Killing her

40:28

and the. Girl was his

40:30

buying bid just by a

40:32

fire was years underwater. I

40:34

didn't rely on underwater fireworks

40:36

blinds or that's how good

40:39

they are but thank God

40:41

thank god See has taught

40:43

all three girls the only

40:45

of health of the only

40:47

piece of of life saving

40:49

this thought them all. Cpr

40:51

says residents are good for

40:54

everything every single cause. He

40:56

goes on as a paramedic,

40:58

Chest compressions, You would think

41:00

from this movie cause there's somebody

41:02

is a m few get injured

41:04

in the ambulance and is covered

41:06

in blood. He's brilliant injuries and

41:09

she's have given access I believe

41:11

he would have lived. is he

41:13

a treated serious eats read it

41:15

is have your injury was the

41:17

first his heart out of the

41:19

body C o clean wounds and

41:22

she just was like Cesc residents

41:24

by the way. Only thing I

41:26

know what about Star Search for

41:28

Syria Isis. Has. I

41:32

will say this. And again

41:34

this movie. Is. One of the

41:36

cool things that they do with that sequences. How.

41:39

They have to work together to do a

41:41

chest compression because you know sometimes you get

41:43

like tired or it's so they get in

41:46

here. British my desk repaired after minutes for

41:48

that they switch after every every five seconds.

41:50

I was ah. Yes, but I

41:52

was. I was actually glad. As

41:55

somebody who though is up to

41:57

date on her Cpr, I was

41:59

glad. Thank you so much! I was

42:01

glad to see like yeah people do get tired.

42:03

If you're doing it correctly, you do tire out

42:06

pretty quickly. And so it is important for

42:08

other people to come. In on the beat up there

42:10

might And by the way, I. Agree with

42:12

all this. But. It would also lead

42:14

me to believe. That. At the

42:16

end, they would all take turns

42:19

to revive. they did. Only I

42:21

don't be opposed to switch once

42:23

or twice after like two pumps.

42:25

Earth, you're You're calling them a

42:27

two pumps are. You

42:30

calling me see mates girl

42:33

cause you're a poli sci

42:35

fi teenage girls on It's

42:37

Last Wow who are bad

42:40

on the both. Sets

42:43

of Best part to me that when they

42:45

do explain. Stuff like she goes to

42:48

take his him for too long, has

42:50

a powerful neurotoxin and then cities really

42:52

goes. There. What

42:54

happens? Guess.

42:57

Is you'd say that What?

42:59

app? What do you think

43:01

is gonna happen? That's the

43:03

crazy. Ah. Neuro. Tops

43:06

And what would happen to them that

43:08

you died. And. Then when I. Figured

43:12

given a choice heaven or

43:14

hell for Purgatory. Then once

43:16

you pick Purgatory, they will.

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44:42

This is. An insane

44:44

movie. I'm not a think

44:47

after she crashes a taxi

44:49

cab. The few taxicab. Fresh,

44:51

Is it into the diner night? They

44:54

are as they see have been accused

44:56

of abducting these three girls are they

44:58

know who she is All this stuff

45:00

is happening. Wouldn't there be people who

45:03

be on the lookout for a yellow

45:05

cab with for visit mean it has

45:07

like and they are the department overtime?

45:10

Well I mean who was that. Road

45:12

stop from driver was like.

45:16

Girls yeah, And then he hauls.

45:18

Not that. Oh. No, he

45:20

got some sort of hotline. it's bid

45:22

Xhosa ma'am It is able to vital

45:24

fps your eight years but they seem

45:26

like what was your right why you

45:28

like that so seen in a movie

45:30

where they they would be like in

45:32

the diner and on the T V

45:34

your pictures would be laying on the

45:36

news and the buick our our in

45:38

trouble must it But instead it's like.

45:41

A truckers like those are the girls

45:43

just like us has seen of earlier

45:45

that day at a photographic memory of

45:47

these for girls were Iran air paper

45:50

but when they're dancing on a table

45:52

nobody is like aren't those the girl

45:54

a supporter of that girls that are

45:56

of have been forced to give the

45:59

orders way like what we like what

46:01

movie like what do you want from

46:03

me. I forbid I don't have

46:05

anyone else notice this that after the subway

46:08

sequence and I really like that sequence. I

46:10

really enjoyed it after the subway sequence when

46:12

they are. While they should be

46:14

running of the subway, They all

46:16

four of them walk like this

46:19

at of the subway stairs. Was

46:24

barely. Mosey in.

46:26

rolling. Rolling

46:28

away and make and I and I

46:30

think it's hard because if I the

46:32

three other actresses I see our lead

46:34

number one I'm a call sees walking

46:36

like Saddam I'm like one of them

46:38

are. Maurice. Past or.

46:41

Like they all seem to have adopted

46:43

her energy up points and his sake.

46:45

This man does tried to kill. All

46:48

of you jerkins ago. But.

46:50

Everyone is is Joachim at a

46:52

leisurely amway. I have I have

46:55

a theory. For. The back

46:57

half of the movie was use low energy. Jetlag.

47:04

From her joy.approved him it

47:06

over that smell see flies

47:08

ruin. It's like a two

47:11

seater Cessna from New York

47:13

City. by the way. I

47:15

am. So sorry,

47:17

I don't think so. I'm not even

47:20

gonna get into the fact that the

47:22

photo that she's using for references thirty

47:24

years old. All. By that. But.

47:27

How would you go? Think. We

47:29

did. This photo was like

47:31

cigarettes. The that jungle and

47:33

Little Italy. Absolutely. When Emma

47:36

Roberts goes into labor. Ah,

47:38

Adam Scott Blue again I didn't care

47:40

for at a saying that like okay

47:43

I gotta figure the hospital obviously I'm

47:45

watching me three orphans who a Spider

47:47

Man character is trying to murder instead

47:50

of having them stay in the house

47:52

of the girls you guys we've become

47:54

with us some of us to the

47:56

hospital. Where. They will unquestionably

47:59

be cameras. Everyone myriad ways.

48:01

Zola every step of the way.

48:03

Everybody in the movie. Is.

48:05

A Moral Everybody when confronted

48:07

with a choice makes the

48:10

dumbest choice every time. Every

48:12

time I feel like a

48:14

Dakota Zones it enters the

48:17

web. The Mind Web or

48:19

whatever that's called, I feel

48:21

like she's good with this.

48:26

Know now I would love it. So thirsty

48:28

like. She. Comes keep going out of I.

48:32

Was six months out of it?

48:34

Mad? Like. You. Just set up

48:36

some just walked in shirts with said

48:38

without of for thought or the brought

48:41

like super you times Yes as but

48:43

an hour and thirty five minutes into

48:45

the movies you should be like I

48:47

know exactly what's happening I can activate

48:49

don't worry he's like. What's.

48:55

Troubling that the only way she

48:57

uses that like the only way

49:00

he tries to stop what's what's

49:02

he sees in the future is

49:04

with. Vehicles. Like

49:06

there's no other. The

49:09

Be Way region I guess he'd known

49:11

as you're right But when. I. Was.

49:13

I can't believe she's back in

49:15

a vehicle trying. To I mean

49:18

this may be the greatest done

49:20

of all time. Ah, arguably sexism

49:22

For the sake of fried right?

49:24

this is the vehicle driving. This

49:27

is where curse again. Not.

49:29

Are spider skills, her

49:31

E M C driving

49:33

skills. Not the up driving

49:35

skills are big, you hear ya? You're.

50:01

Right? She can't fight his ego

50:03

in any way, shape or form.

50:06

That a good i'm gonna go

50:08

army hits him with increasingly larger

50:10

V S S S that fit

50:12

her fifth. Our cars. Know

50:16

they say on. So

50:18

she takes on the

50:20

responsibility of rape power.

50:22

Whoa. Top of hey.

50:24

So I wanna talk

50:26

about that is. When.

50:31

See is that what happens at

50:33

the end And the pep in

50:35

the Pepsi sequence where see, I'm

50:37

sort of webs herself. Well

50:40

again, let me walk you back. Just this is

50:42

maybe three that you don't know from the spiderman

50:44

world. There. Is

50:46

a very famous phrase that

50:48

is pretty much. Associated.

50:51

With Spider Man. Said. And every

50:53

version of the Spider Man is

50:55

an Uncle Ben quote. Bed is

50:57

like the Touchstone of the Spiderman

50:59

store. open and love when eight

51:01

men are telling of America Loves.

51:05

You know I love mess know my

51:07

no I don't in in those moon.

51:09

Love the intimate. With. With

51:13

great power. Something fun of the below

51:15

New doctor said it go well yeah

51:17

that's a fighter. Mellow Fruit this set

51:19

is a monster of the Spiderman okay

51:21

from or of them were gonna Scott?

51:23

What if we just. Switch you

51:26

have it would have high see where you're

51:28

sort of. We inverted it just. Wow,

51:30

I didn't even realize that that. Came

51:32

from that like or if it had, I

51:34

admit something. That's what the moments that I

51:37

teared up. Like.

51:42

Oh, I feel very connected to the

51:45

outline. And

51:47

here it is played out. You didn't hear

51:49

it because they have a. It

52:01

doesn't fall off the tongue. it all be

52:03

nice as a rule to get his hear

52:05

it again. And

52:13

when you take on

52:15

the responsibility great power

52:18

will have, why it's.

52:20

Like the movie though, it's like I don't know

52:22

if I'm in the past or the present tense.

52:24

I don't. Know it yet? Like there are

52:26

tears in my eyes and I'm inexplicably

52:28

writing a five so review on Amazon.

52:30

Ah, the old it out. You met

52:32

them, were big, you did it again,

52:34

seen them. Wow. I mean and that's

52:36

the other thing too is a whole

52:38

part of me. The things. That.

52:40

Now is Spiderman cultural

52:42

appropriation? Because. He's clearly

52:44

stolen his costume. Oh of like everything

52:47

that I buy that was from these

52:49

amazon warriors s he took that the

52:51

phrase that he was given by Ben.

52:54

Came. From both men watch the

52:56

oh yeah right so flexible must

52:58

have web said a but advertising

53:00

I remember most. Absurd.

53:03

Gonna say it's a been Parker. Is that

53:06

why my dad of sight of plain silly

53:08

to me that yeah you know what? Their

53:10

power comes. great responsibility that's what she said.

53:14

And I am a big know

53:16

She said would you take on

53:18

the responsibilities Great Power Com As

53:20

and on U S. Like

53:24

that was a movie. Is that? fuck this

53:26

live right? As I could barely heard it

53:28

wrong. But what

53:30

you're telling me is that. Adam

53:33

Scott is currently falling in

53:35

love with a young Murray's

53:37

that oh may. No.

53:40

No. Yes No yes, I'm

53:43

all sees Aunt May's for

53:45

Tom Holland. I guess

53:47

you're right. Well I mean this is

53:49

nice and easy age can see is.

53:52

The. Correct age to have been born in

53:54

what is this? two thousand and three? Yeah,

53:57

Okay, you're right. Yeah, well I believe that

53:59

is Tom Holland. Spiderman know that only get

54:01

over here we we we we were gonna go

54:03

to. That would be weird because. Mercer.

54:05

To make. Mercer. Till. I

54:09

have of affair with these so

54:11

old. Not so, or because mirza

54:13

to me. that's all. But. Since

54:16

when twenty years from now,

54:18

Adam Scott will be like.

54:21

It's. Not twenty years from now. Twenty Years And

54:23

Twenty twelve. Know.

54:29

Me: This,

54:31

everything. So the two thousand. Free sort

54:33

photo Two thousand and twenty four

54:35

mercer till May is murtha to

54:37

make him current thoroughly. Like so.

54:40

How does that? For

54:45

those living soon have gone home. I

54:51

understand what you say. I believe we're meant

54:53

to things that this is Tom Holland. What

54:55

What I mean? I'm also going to say

54:57

that in the murtha till may some all

55:00

things there's no Uncle Ben. Yeah

55:02

R I P Alleged. Will

55:05

have these as regards not get

55:07

the. Arthur. Solve

55:10

anything. I

55:12

loved I loved ones Dakota inexplicably

55:14

have like a full on Steve

55:17

Rogers sealed moments. Chrissy takes like

55:19

like like like is like a

55:21

piece of the roof and is

55:23

just like with the fireworks just

55:25

like knows where every firework gonna

55:28

hit is just doing strictly up

55:30

see all the work. Force

55:32

you to So so just said that

55:34

Kim on the back to the line

55:36

again by to go back to that

55:38

moment of when she says if he

55:40

accepted responsibility than great power will come.

55:44

Here to thing about movies like we

55:46

want things to be traumatized and there

55:49

has to be a some access to

55:51

it like nothing happens. And I believe

55:53

she may be taking responsibility for these. I

55:55

understand that. But. I'm also blamed super, but

55:57

there's something needed to have them. What?

56:00

Should have seen as that she should

56:02

have been about to make a selfish

56:04

choice and then have come back to

56:06

have real. There is where we are

56:09

expected to understand that from her. Going.

56:14

Right when you i graduated has everything

56:16

but I think that that she's already

56:18

made that choice for grit. Mama knows

56:20

you know I don't think she I

56:22

I mean yes and no I think

56:24

the movie is same to that. I

56:26

think that's why they keep having her

56:28

say like only thing about your parents

56:30

others drop you off. I'm going to

56:32

get rid of above, above, above and

56:34

here she's like know they're all of

56:36

have a thirty of them are inexplicably

56:38

sang hymns from Ruth Been. Saying

56:41

see your thing in that moment Okay so

56:43

what? I. Work Here I went. I will

56:45

you by women. Said. She. Has been

56:47

doing that the whole time. but here's

56:49

what I would buy is is. Because.

56:52

What ends up happening is she

56:54

does save all three is much

56:56

like a mother's instincts. He can't

56:59

distinguish between who she's think maybe

57:01

that's what. May. Be sorted

57:03

going for and so badly. That you

57:06

can't save them all, right? In said that

57:08

his house He understands. But. I'm having

57:10

to put this together now. It's also you

57:12

know and that is also a wizard or

57:14

much work. It's also with their die in

57:16

Peru says to her is like you don't

57:18

as a spider Man in Bruges like you

57:20

don't know the power the you have yet

57:22

you haven't yet. Like. Tap

57:24

the into with of true potential

57:26

of whatever for sense. But then I

57:29

recently there's a part of me that

57:31

believes. That. When she does

57:33

happen to their power. See

57:36

loses. The. Spider power

57:38

in a way because then she becomes

57:40

that. She becomes paralyzed. With. Others

57:42

as well. Though she gets in the

57:44

face you can become a doctor. Manhattan

57:46

right of becomes like I see everything.

57:49

Everything is fine, everything's okay. But

57:51

when I saw that wheelchair the other. Ah,

57:56

Yeah, let's avoid the plight of cool

57:58

my just is daredevils. It was kind of cool,

58:01

but that fucking wheelchair was like,

58:03

that was an odd choice. I thought, maybe

58:05

I'm wrong, I don't know. That's the character

58:07

in the comics. Well, but she's hooked

58:10

up to life support, she's almost dying. Now, by the

58:12

way, I did just do some research. At

58:14

this point in Marisa Tomei's life, she'll be 39. So

58:17

it does make sense that Adam Scott would be staying. Thank

58:21

you, Paul, for doing the research. If

58:24

you could just send me any of those links for young

58:26

Marisa Tomei. Or actually

58:28

contemporary Marisa Tomei right now, Marisa. So they

58:30

actually would make a fine couple, I think.

58:32

They'd be fine. I

58:41

am honestly glad we figured it out, because we

58:43

would have been working on it afterward and at

58:45

home, and so I am actually glad it's through

58:47

the home. Got to get the bar graphs out.

58:49

What's so interesting is, yeah,

58:52

no, I guess Uncle Ben doesn't live

58:54

long enough. But Aunt May never says

58:56

anything about Madame Webb. She

58:59

asked, do that's a thing. She's so close to Madame

59:01

Webb. And yet then she

59:04

has Spider-Man as a nephew, and you would

59:06

think she'd be like, hey, I know Madame

59:08

Webb. Well, all right. So in this world,

59:10

what's my name? You're going to name Madame

59:12

Webb. Zootaloo.

59:16

In this world, Emma

59:18

Roberts and her husband die. RIP.

59:22

RIP on some fun adventure.

59:25

Cruise ship disaster. Now, then

59:28

the baby is left

59:30

with Adam Scott. OK,

59:32

I buy that. Sure. Then he dies. Then

59:35

Aunt May is like, fuck, all right,

59:37

that's my kid. So he's very

59:40

far removed from this family. Oh, yeah.

59:43

Wow. Well, you don't feel like an ant,

59:45

even if you're not a blood ant. You're still an

59:47

ant. I just feel like I'm

59:50

a- Why don't we use the term blood

59:52

ant more? Like

59:54

you're still an ant. Why is it that part of

59:57

the cultural lexicon? Oh, that's my blood

59:59

ant. I mean, I- I would hope that with

1:00:01

your nephews who are my sister, you don't feel

1:00:03

like, why the fuck would

1:00:09

they be left with me? No.

1:00:12

Blood related to them? Whatever

1:00:14

we make the t-shirts tonight, can we

1:00:16

please just also make blood aunt and

1:00:19

blood uncle t-shirts? Blood

1:00:21

aunt and blood uncle. No,

1:00:24

I guess what I'm like just taking in

1:00:26

is the amount of tragedy that has hit

1:00:28

this family. Oh yeah. Because it's like, where's

1:00:30

Richard? And I'm going to go one

1:00:32

step further and go, Richard never

1:00:34

comes home. Richard

1:00:37

was in a car accident. He missed

1:00:39

his son's birth. Oh my

1:00:41

God, we're dealing with that. Then

1:00:44

maybe a year or two passes, something terrible

1:00:46

happens to Emma Roberts. And

1:00:49

then we get Adam Scott and he's like, all right,

1:00:51

got this baby, this is going to be great. Maybe

1:00:53

they rushed their marriage a little bit. And

1:00:56

Adam Scott's never, he's not super happy

1:00:58

with me and he's out late drinking.

1:01:02

He gets it by a cab. And Richard

1:01:04

told me, oh my God. And

1:01:06

she's like, now I got this kid

1:01:08

from this loveless marriage. I

1:01:10

don't even have a connection to his family because

1:01:13

they're all fucking dead. She's got a

1:01:15

lot of weight on her. Can I tell you

1:01:17

something? And you know who knows every one of

1:01:19

those beats of life? Madam

1:01:21

Webb. She

1:01:24

doesn't stop any of

1:01:26

that from happening. This

1:01:28

bitch knows everything that's going on

1:01:30

in the future. She's like, I'll

1:01:32

let you die. I'll let you

1:01:34

die. I'll let you die. Everybody

1:01:37

dies so that I can get a Spiderman.

1:01:40

Let's turn on the house sides here. We'll

1:01:42

go out to the audience to see what y'all have to say. All

1:01:44

right, what's your name? I am Jeff. Okay,

1:01:46

Jeff, what's your question? So first I want

1:01:48

to say in the comics, Madam Webb is

1:01:50

actually a mutant. So none of the peru-

1:01:53

Right. But

1:01:55

right. You didn't care to mention

1:01:57

that. Hour

1:02:00

and 43 minutes of this podcast? Her powers

1:02:02

are not spider related at all. She's just

1:02:05

a mutant. She's an X-man I

1:02:08

mean she's in a mutant a la the

1:02:10

X-men I didn't want to like can get

1:02:12

all nerdy with y'all like Like

1:02:14

it was enough to be like why because

1:02:16

you wanted to be cool You wanted to

1:02:18

protect your you wanted to protect your cool

1:02:20

guy image I'm

1:02:23

so sorry you wait. I don't want to tell

1:02:25

you about mutants and X-men. I want to be

1:02:27

cool. I Just

1:02:29

wanted to simplify that because

1:02:31

they really do yeah, this should be she should be

1:02:33

an X-men and I feel like somebody

1:02:36

wasn't minding the mint because Sony

1:02:39

doesn't have rights to the X-men No, and so

1:02:41

I feel like they're like they kind of snuck

1:02:44

it in okay, but anyway go ahead My

1:02:46

question is regarding Ezekiel Sims and his lack

1:02:48

of footwear and I wanted to just see

1:02:50

how we all felt about that my

1:02:53

assumption on that Cuz I know my

1:02:55

my assumption is that yeah, my assumption

1:02:58

is that it's so he can do

1:03:00

his web crawling You know

1:03:02

he needs his feet to be able to his hands and

1:03:04

feet to be able to like web crawl right but he

1:03:06

uses Footwear in his scuba

1:03:09

outfit. Oh, so he's just

1:03:11

walking around New York City barefoot

1:03:14

for fun, but that's like

1:03:16

a very rich person thing to do

1:03:18

like And you

1:03:21

know, yeah, you know how you know you know

1:03:23

you're there with no shoes, you know how you

1:03:25

know, he's rich He drives a

1:03:27

new Corvette He's

1:03:29

got like 35 K to burn

1:03:32

on a brand new Corvette when he drove away

1:03:34

in the Corvette I was like this guy's not

1:03:36

a threat This

1:03:38

guy's not a threat at all. He

1:03:41

drives a base model Corvette

1:03:43

get out of town Is he killed?

1:03:45

All right, your name your question. My

1:03:47

name is storm and whoa When

1:03:52

we first meet Las Arránas, they're like covered in

1:03:54

red paint and like rope or something like that

1:03:56

fast forward 30 years later They're

1:03:58

basically no disrespect dressed Jason right now

1:04:00

like in a white button down he

1:04:06

said no disrespect I

1:04:09

more so mean like wow you've got

1:04:11

a lot of no of a storm

1:04:15

Jason you've got a lot of no star on

1:04:17

yes what

1:04:20

if I just like with my like like

1:04:22

shot up into the rafters like I

1:04:25

have a theory so I

1:04:28

have a theory on this and again this is

1:04:30

for a larger sub stack article

1:04:32

I'm writing so I

1:04:35

believe that Los Arrónas at the time of

1:04:37

her mother's death were a

1:04:40

part of that crew watching

1:04:42

to make sure that

1:04:44

the land was protected and

1:04:47

they that's like their Clark Kent superhero

1:04:49

like that their Clark Kent Superman kind

1:04:51

of identity so they're in the world

1:04:53

but they're also spider-men

1:04:57

and so that's how we wanted

1:05:01

her to take that spider I

1:05:04

think that they understood that she was only there

1:05:06

to help her baby and by

1:05:08

the way best reveal the baby ever like

1:05:12

she was she was over but I

1:05:14

I believe that that culture was this

1:05:16

is again in my sub stack a

1:05:18

very large 25 paragraphs

1:05:20

just on this opening scene I

1:05:24

believe that that culture is like you know what let's

1:05:26

have her get a bite by the spider

1:05:28

so she can cure baby because she's not

1:05:30

trying to do anything more with the spider

1:05:33

she's just trying to cure that's what she's

1:05:35

trying to do but I think when when

1:05:37

Dakota Johnson goes to Peru and meets with

1:05:39

the guy and he's dressed in normal street

1:05:41

clothes that's reshoots I

1:05:43

think that is just reshoots I think that

1:05:46

is but doesn't he get in the clothes

1:05:48

in the cave nope oh

1:05:50

he doesn't get into any of that

1:05:52

stuff like that he's wearing like he's

1:05:54

dressed in street clothes essentially and

1:05:58

everybody speaks just flawless American English.

1:06:00

Oh yeah he did speak pretty good.

1:06:02

Which I was like I'm so sorry

1:06:04

this lost tribe of spider people is

1:06:06

just like hey what's up you you

1:06:08

wanna you want to do spider

1:06:10

shit? Oh come take

1:06:12

a milk bath what's up spider

1:06:15

shit here Amazon Peru

1:06:17

ba ba ba what?

1:06:20

Come on. Yes you name your question. Stacy

1:06:24

and we we've called them orphans

1:06:26

a few times tonight but none

1:06:29

of them are orphans and it

1:06:31

was very concerning because one

1:06:34

of them their parents got deported

1:06:36

and nothing about it one of

1:06:38

them she had a mom back

1:06:41

in California and her stepmom just

1:06:43

didn't like her. I believe

1:06:45

her mother was institutionalized. Her parents are rich

1:06:47

in just it's

1:06:50

just runaways right they're more

1:06:52

run because at one point they're more like their

1:06:54

parents have like forsaken them.

1:06:57

Yes I don't

1:06:59

know if their parents know they're

1:07:01

gone. No they're pretty well Sidney

1:07:03

Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney says she ran

1:07:06

away that's for sure. Her mom

1:07:08

died in the end. No her mother

1:07:10

is institutionalized right. Okay. Her mother's

1:07:13

institutionalized but her dad we just saw

1:07:15

her with her dad. No her dad

1:07:17

has a step mom she has a

1:07:19

stepmom but her mom is her real

1:07:21

mom's across this country. In a psych

1:07:23

ward. But the one who has the parents deported

1:07:26

had a little brother I saw it. Oh

1:07:29

my god. Did she? No I

1:07:32

don't think so Stacy I think

1:07:34

she was alone in that apartment. I think

1:07:36

so too. I think the little brother

1:07:39

with the picture was

1:07:41

with Sidney Sweeney. That's Sidney

1:07:43

Sweeney's father's new son. But

1:07:45

your point is a good one

1:07:47

though. Sorry. And

1:07:50

you guys and you guys tried to

1:07:52

stop me from getting Marissa to May's

1:07:55

age. How dare you. But

1:07:57

you're right you're right they are not the only

1:07:59

orphan. I believe is the

1:08:01

good Johnson. Yeah, but yet who we don't

1:08:03

know who her father is but yet The

1:08:06

thing that remains is at the end of

1:08:09

the film You know

1:08:11

where they're all in the hospital room. They're

1:08:13

like family only and she's like

1:08:15

they are yeah But

1:08:18

that's also like kidnapping on some level

1:08:20

too. They're not they're not family They

1:08:22

are not they are not family at

1:08:24

all and they all have active and

1:08:26

rich families They could probably buy great

1:08:29

face recognition technology. I

1:08:31

wish I knew what his whole thing was Boy

1:08:34

would have it had been more fun If he was

1:08:36

like if he had if there was any dimensionality to

1:08:38

the villain if I was like what's he

1:08:41

like What is it like? It's just long hair.

1:08:43

Yeah You know,

1:08:45

that's it. Yeah in a voice

1:08:47

like yeah. All right. Yes your

1:08:49

name your question Yeah, my name is Andres

1:08:51

and there was a scene ever in the

1:08:53

dander scene specifically They bring

1:08:56

up Churchill. So it's in

1:08:58

Churchill, New Jersey, which forget from New York

1:09:00

to Churchill's 1500 600 miles Why

1:09:03

is the Midtown high school team at this

1:09:06

diner? That is 1600 miles from

1:09:09

Midtown By the way,

1:09:11

I don't think they have a Midtown high school

1:09:13

team Also as a New York

1:09:15

City resident, I don't think that they they have

1:09:17

like ps-145. Yeah Midtown I

1:09:21

thought the casting of the I actually

1:09:23

thought about those guys at the table

1:09:26

quite a bit because I feel like

1:09:31

Nobody that's why I feel like they were

1:09:33

trying to make them like hunky but not

1:09:35

too old but the actors were older But

1:09:37

they were playing high school students. Well, that

1:09:40

was everybody they had to match to the

1:09:42

girls who were all Yeah

1:09:47

They had cast actual teenagers as those boys

1:09:49

and these girls like that to them you'd

1:09:51

be like get these get these guys out

1:09:53

of here These

1:09:56

mills are trying to fuck them What

1:10:00

is this a cougar movie? Get

1:10:03

out of here. I bought them

1:10:05

as teenage girls though. I didn't I

1:10:08

didn't think and I in your question My

1:10:10

name is Allison I just wanted to put

1:10:13

in a plug as someone who also is

1:10:15

up to date on their CPR every year

1:10:17

and implore you Take

1:10:19

a professional course. Do not learn CPR

1:10:21

from this movie I

1:10:26

mean not just like the Taking

1:10:28

breaks so quickly, you know, you're not keeping up

1:10:30

the pressure that way but also the weight was

1:10:32

way too slow Yeah, there was

1:10:34

some one-handed CPR. She was not looking she

1:10:37

was not paying CPR

1:10:40

and then suddenly the people were like magically just okay

1:10:44

You're gonna be okay Let

1:10:49

that be one that's what she says to that

1:10:51

guy she's giving CPR to let that be one

1:10:54

thing you take away from this movie Do not

1:10:56

learn CPR from watching it or

1:10:58

maybe love a shirt. I learned CPR from

1:11:00

a down That

1:11:02

is that's a great shirt. But

1:11:04

damn Madame web CPR Okay,

1:11:10

I guarantee

1:11:12

you I Guarantee you within

1:11:15

the year if not already there

1:11:17

will be a news story about

1:11:19

some kid Saving someone's

1:11:21

life from using CPR. They learned

1:11:23

from mad damn web. I Promise

1:11:27

and when that happens you guys all owe

1:11:29

me money I

1:11:33

will just say this one thing because we did talk about

1:11:35

this diner scene a lot and I thought this was interesting

1:11:37

so The

1:11:40

director wanted this film to be a

1:11:42

commentary on toxic masculinity

1:11:45

and how it's a poison to strong independent women

1:11:47

and Ezekiel Sims

1:11:50

is a man who's trying to kill

1:11:52

three young women with toxic powers This

1:11:55

is clearly toxic masculinity,

1:11:58

which is emphasized and

1:12:01

why the film is set in

1:12:03

2004 or three

1:12:08

for Britney Spears is toxic which

1:12:10

came out in 2004 so

1:12:13

it's weird but the only so

1:12:15

according to the producer the filmmakers

1:12:17

set the film in 2003 so

1:12:20

they could feature the song toxic

1:12:23

so this whole movie was just backing

1:12:25

into getting why

1:12:27

why did they needed to be

1:12:29

a new release well

1:12:31

that song still exists now

1:12:34

and quite a bit and the day everybody

1:12:37

does that time and the DJ

1:12:39

does say that songs from

1:12:41

Britney Spears and she's gonna be a

1:12:43

big star she already was a vet

1:12:47

I would argue that that was the apex

1:12:49

of her career like you wouldn't predicting it

1:12:51

so there's also been a lot of people

1:12:53

talk online that if that DJ

1:12:56

was to play it he was playing like a

1:12:58

deep track off of this Britney Spears album so

1:13:01

that that is interesting range yeah

1:13:03

that is an interesting one I know

1:13:05

all the second opinion songs are too

1:13:07

toxic let's

1:13:11

hear some second opinions right now

1:13:14

that's right we have opinions about this

1:13:16

movie but there are people out there

1:13:18

that different opinion is now time for

1:13:20

second opinion madam

1:13:26

web madam web does

1:13:29

whatever us but our

1:13:31

chance driving skills ADR

1:13:33

Adam Scott CPR look

1:13:35

out here

1:13:38

comes five stars

1:13:40

that was great

1:13:44

hold on take this firm

1:13:46

take all these companies give me your friend

1:13:48

you've done a great job Wow

1:13:55

all right only four more hours left

1:13:57

in the show Here

1:14:00

we go. Madame

1:14:02

Web came out this year. There

1:14:05

are just a thousand reviews on Amazon. And

1:14:07

as we've found with movies that come out

1:14:09

the same year that we do them, there's

1:14:12

not that much to pull from. We've been

1:14:14

finding letterboxes a lot better for the more

1:14:17

recent films. And

1:14:19

this one goes like this, by Felix.

1:14:22

Villain is too scary. Couldn't finish

1:14:24

it. Five stars.

1:14:35

I wish that they were specific

1:14:37

and that they thought that Madame

1:14:39

Web was the villain. John

1:14:42

Cinder writes, genuinely makes no sense

1:14:44

how people think the line in

1:14:47

the trailer. He was in the

1:14:49

Amazon with my mom when she

1:14:51

was researching spiders just before she

1:14:53

died is bad. How?

1:14:57

It's telling us what's going on.

1:15:00

It's necessary to

1:15:02

the plot. They say

1:15:04

it's unnatural, which,

1:15:06

no, that's

1:15:09

how people talk. Five

1:15:11

stars. And

1:15:17

then the last one from

1:15:19

Egghead Human, Egghead

1:15:21

Human writes, these girl

1:15:24

bosses are slaying. Five

1:15:30

stars. Incredible.

1:15:33

Yeah. So I wish

1:15:35

this team was called the girl bosses. The

1:15:39

whole cast came out

1:15:41

against this movie in a crazy

1:15:44

way. That's terrible. That's terrible. Like,

1:15:46

I mean, Dakota Johnson said this

1:15:48

film is unrecognizable from the version

1:15:50

that I saw the script of.

1:15:54

She, yeah, she told people not

1:15:56

to go see this movie. Wow.

1:15:58

Multiple times when the. Those people

1:16:00

were on the red carpet. They said,

1:16:02

this movie opens on Valentine's Day. What

1:16:05

do you want to tell people to do? I

1:16:07

said, stay home, go to sleep. No

1:16:10

way. Sidney Swinney said, I'm

1:16:12

gonna go to sleep. Like,

1:16:16

I've never seen so many people that

1:16:18

are in a movie shit on a

1:16:20

movie when it was

1:16:22

in the theater. They're like, nope.

1:16:25

But we would like you to reconsider.

1:16:28

Because this was dynamite.

1:16:33

I liked it. But I did too. I

1:16:37

did too. And in fact, I think that, I

1:16:39

think knowing that it was so

1:16:41

universally hated and people had such

1:16:44

strong feelings about, you know, her doing

1:16:46

Marvel and all female leads in Marvel.

1:16:49

Like, I was like, I wonder what

1:16:51

this is. And I really, I enjoyed

1:16:53

myself. And it was over

1:16:56

two hours and felt somehow

1:16:58

shorter than Beautiful Wedding. Blue

1:17:01

by. Inexplicable. Beautiful

1:17:03

Wedding seems to me, the movie we did last

1:17:05

night. Oh, I remember it. About seven hours to

1:17:08

watch. It seemed to be. It was the longest

1:17:10

movie I've ever seen. It was a mini series.

1:17:12

It felt the longest in history. I feel like

1:17:14

I'm still watching. I feel like we're still, we're

1:17:17

just inside Beautiful Wedding. This

1:17:21

was a breath of fresh air. And again, yeah, I mean,

1:17:24

we're not well, you know,

1:17:26

we're not okay. We're so

1:17:29

not okay. In

1:17:31

terms of what we are consuming for

1:17:33

this podcast that obviously take that with a

1:17:36

grain of salt, but boy,

1:17:38

it went down quite easy. I thought it

1:17:40

was way better than the way that people talked about it.

1:17:42

Like there are things in it. You know what I thought

1:17:45

it was better than? Morbius. Oh

1:17:47

yeah. I think this was way better

1:17:49

than Morbius. I want

1:17:51

thousand percent. You've got to watch

1:17:54

Madam Web or Morbius right now.

1:17:56

I'd be like Madam Web. Because

1:18:02

one of them, I have to watch Jared

1:18:04

Leto. I'm

1:18:07

mad damn web all the way. I do

1:18:10

believe that I like

1:18:13

Jared Leto's enthusiasm

1:18:16

for it. It feels like there are

1:18:18

moments in this movie where everyone's like, when's

1:18:21

lunch? Yeah.

1:18:25

Yeah, and in one scene you

1:18:27

can visibly see Sidney Sweeney having

1:18:29

like a crafty coffee. How's

1:18:34

your eyesight? But

1:18:37

it's a shame because your eyesight. That's

1:18:40

what she has. How is

1:18:42

your eyesight? You know you were in

1:18:44

the hospital. It's not good. It's

1:18:48

bad. Now, I

1:18:50

will tell you the original script. The premise

1:18:52

of the original movie was

1:18:55

Terminator inspired. Okay,

1:18:58

so Madam

1:19:00

Web and the Spider Women were

1:19:02

trying to protect a pregnant Mary

1:19:04

Parker from a time traveling Ezekiel

1:19:07

Sims who wants to kill her

1:19:09

to prevent the birth of Peter

1:19:11

Parker. That was

1:19:13

the original idea, which

1:19:16

is aces in my opinion. I

1:19:19

get it. I understand why he's doing

1:19:21

that. And they

1:19:23

have a very clear mission. Great. Right.

1:19:27

But my guess is they didn't do

1:19:29

it because it required Peter Parker to

1:19:31

be the focal point of the thing.

1:19:33

And Sony won't... is

1:19:35

that it? There's no reason.

1:19:38

No reason was given. I'm sorry that

1:19:40

I'm looking for logic as to why

1:19:42

it got shifted into this pile of

1:19:44

hot diarrhea that I love. I believe.

1:19:47

I think this is just meant to

1:19:49

be an origin story, but it's so

1:19:51

strange. You know, it doesn't... Right. And

1:19:53

then are you telling me for 20 years there's

1:19:55

been three Spider Women running around New York City?

1:19:58

So when Spider Man shows up, they're like... Oh,

1:20:00

yeah, we know this but I'm

1:20:03

assuming we spent the last two

1:20:05

decades my three women just bopping

1:20:07

around Yeah, all the crime. I'm

1:20:09

assuming this is a different unit

1:20:11

This is like a multiverse dumb

1:20:13

stuff Yeah, like spider-man would get

1:20:15

sucked into this universe as him

1:20:17

I don't know or this

1:20:20

is Tom Holland and we're all like who

1:20:22

cares The

1:20:25

good news is When

1:20:27

they asked the producer of the movie they said

1:20:29

is this a superhero movie the producer of the

1:20:31

movie said no it's

1:20:33

a thriller a thriller

1:20:36

a Thriller

1:20:38

thought that was an odd choice Just

1:20:44

like ambulance or bring us a

1:20:46

dead like those Thriller

1:20:52

Hmm Clear

1:20:56

buoyant thriller sure Well,

1:20:59

I think we all agree that we would recommend this

1:21:01

movie. Yeah, I might even give this

1:21:04

for second watch I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna

1:21:06

watch it tonight. Yeah, I Think

1:21:09

a dream night would be like to take

1:21:11

a little gummy smoke a little weed

1:21:13

and put what you're doing a gummy

1:21:15

and smoking Baby

1:21:20

Them well, I think this is

1:21:22

like do a little H Take

1:21:25

a gummy get that substance.

1:21:27

I gave Michael Jackson called milk It

1:21:31

was propa. It was propa fall It's what

1:21:34

I it's what I got when I was

1:21:36

getting my colonoscopy and the guy

1:21:38

was like hey big fan as I was like What

1:21:44

world am I in my damn

1:21:46

web I Know

1:21:49

when you came out of that colonoscopy, could you see

1:21:52

the future? I wish I Wish

1:21:54

I wish like some pathway came out

1:21:57

of my asshole and connected me to

1:21:59

the people that matter because

1:22:01

that's where comes

1:22:03

from in spiders and

1:22:06

that is our show thank you so much for

1:22:08

coming out thank

1:22:12

you LA we'll be back soon Eat

1:22:14

shit LA Hi Tiffany

1:22:16

That's a wrap on Madam Web. Thanks

1:22:18

as always to the wonderful staff at

1:22:20

Largo and our recording engineer Rich Garcia

1:22:22

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1:22:24

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1:22:26

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1:22:29

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1:22:33

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1:22:35

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1:22:39

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1:22:57

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1:22:59

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1:23:01

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1:23:03

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1:23:12

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1:23:17

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