We're on vacation this week so please enjoy an extended version of a classic How To Survive! Get every episode extended by joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri

Becky Feldman - HTS Problems With Your Nether Regions

14 days ago 1h 14m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Genital Herpes and Becky Feldman joins us to share her own experience with issues in the nether regions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https

Ashleigh Hairston - HTS Foreign Invasion & Foreign Interaction

21 days ago 1h 17m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hostile foreign invasion and Ashleigh Hairston joins us to share her experience visiting Windsor Castle! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at htt

DeAnne Smith - HTS Being Hit By A Train & Kicked Out Of Your House

28 days ago 1h 14m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting hit by a train and DeAnne Smith joins us to share a time that they lived in Mexico and were kicked out of their home!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri

Just Us - How To Survive Spontaneous Combustion

Jun 11th, 2024 1h 3m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive spontaneous combustion plus the gang discusses weekend plans, TV, and Covid! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-

Pamela Murphy - How to Survive Dumb Ways To Die

Jun 4th, 2024 1h 10m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a few dumb ways you can be killed and Pamela Murphy joins us to share her experience surviving breast cancer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

Matt Knudsen - HTS Messed Up Head & A Messed Up Situation

May 28th, 2024 1h 7m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a skull fracture and Matt Knudsen joins us to share a story about a messed up situation he got into in the wilds of Mobile, Alabama. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo

Just Us - How To Survive A Police Chase

May 21st, 2024 54m 56s

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting caught up in a police chase. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jimmy Pardo - HTS Obsessive Love Disorder & Being Obsessed With Sports

May 14th, 2024 1h 8m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive suffering from Obsessive Love Disorder and Jimmy Pardo returns to share some stories of his childhood sports adventures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy

Sierra Katow - HTS A Hostile Work Environment & European Hostels

May 7th, 2024 1h 6m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hostile work place and Sierra Katow joins us to share some experiences with accommodations while traveling in Europe.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N

Samara Bay - HTS Losing Your Freedom & Losing Your Voice

Apr 30th, 2024 1h 9m

The week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive becoming a prisoner of war and Samara Bay joins us to share a story about losing her voice in the middle of an acting conservatory. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ

Stephanie Escajeda - HTS A Custody Battle & Being In Custody

Apr 23rd, 2024 1h 3m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a custody dispute and Stephanie Escajeda joins us to share her harrowing story of being held in custody.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:

Eve Sturges - HTS Traumatic Brain Injury & Family Trauma

Apr 16th, 2024 1h 40m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a traumatic brain injury and Eve Sturges joins us to share her experience with a life changing family secret. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

Just Us - HTS Gonads & Other Biological Threats

Apr 9th, 2024 1h 21m

This week Danielle and Kristine are guest free while learning how to survive a child who wants to cook Sea Urchin and the threat of a biological or chemical attack! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a

Kulap Vilaysack - HTS Charging Bulls & Getting Things "Free" of Charge

Apr 2nd, 2024 1h 22m

This week Danielle and Kristine lean how to survive a charging bull and Kulap Vilaysack joins us to share a time she got caught up in a scam to get free stuff from work.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Noti

Betsy Stover - HTS A Patreon Bonus Episode Sneak Peek

Mar 26th, 2024 1h 6m

This week Kris is on vacation so we're giving ya'll a little peek at the fun bonus episodes you get when you are part of the How To Survive Patreon! Betsy Stover joins us for some Palomas and fun! Get the extended version of this monthly bonus

Chris Fairbanks - HTS A Threatening Snake & A Threat In Your House

Mar 19th, 2024 1h 8m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the bite of a venomous snake and Chris Fairbanks joins us to share the time someone's ex boyfriend showed up in his house!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac

Thom Harp - HTS Too Much Water & White Water Rapids

Mar 12th, 2024 1h 13m

Director Thom Harp joins Danielle and Kristine to share a dad fail during his family's whitewater rapids vacation. And Kristine schools the gang on the hellish fate at the bottom of your Hydro-flask.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priva

Anne Gregory - HTS Problems Down Under & Problems Down Below

Mar 5th, 2024 1h 10m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the threat of a kangaroo and Anne Gregory joins us to share a time she had problems down below at the happiest place on earth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California P

Fielding Edlow - HTS Aggressive Dogs & An Aggressive Principal

Feb 27th, 2024 1h 16m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the attack of an aggressive dog and Fielding Edlow joins us to share her experience with her daughter's school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a

Wayne Federman - HTS Poisonous Plants & Growing Up In Plantation, FL

Feb 20th, 2024 1h 17m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn...uh...more about surviving poisonous plants and Wayne Federman joins us to share his experiences growing up in Plantation, Florida.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not

Bridger Winegar - HTS Flash Floods & Being Flooded With Suspicion

Feb 13th, 2024 1h 20m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of a flash flood and Bridger Winegar joins us to share his story of being falsely accused of a crime. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice

Kira Soltanovich - HTS Pathological Liars & Lying To Your Dad

Feb 6th, 2024 1h 21m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive people who compulsively lie and Kira Soltanovich joins us to share a time she got caught lying to her father. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

Annie Sertich - HTS Cat Scratch Fever & Crazy Catering Tales

Jan 30th, 2024 1h 5m

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the effects of Cat Scratch Fever, and Annie Sertich shares a catering tale for the ages.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not

Zainab Johnson - HTS First Months Postpartum & First Shows in Memphis

Jan 23rd, 2024 1h 24m

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the first months after giving birth and Zainab Johnson joins us to share her experience performing in Memphis for the first time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi