Just your average statement to the police regarding a missing friend and some missing time. Nothing weird here.---------------------------------------------------------HPL for SJWs will post on a bi-monthly schedule- the 14th and 28th of every month. If you have any questions, comments, or suggestions, please feel free to email me at hpl4sjws@tutamail.com.

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Music Credits:https://www.looperman.com/loops/detail/158652/half-timed-creepy-synth-melody-154bpm-trap-synth-loophttps://www.looperman.com/loops/detail/141563/thrill-keys-87bpm-weird-piano-loop https://www.looperman.com/loops/detail/157253/circus-96bpm-orchestral-brass-loop

SFX Credits:https://freesound.org/people/Rooms_Boxes/sounds/424169/ https://freesound.org/people/_stubb/sounds/406231/ https://freesound.org/people/FredPerie/sounds/442794/ https://freesound.org/people/kangaroovindaloo/sounds/147638/ https://freesound.org/people/swordofkings128/sounds/397607/ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/400331/ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/352514/ https://freesound.org/people/gezortenplotz/sounds/151829/ https://freesound.org/people/LilyMarie/sounds/108241/ https://freesound.org/people/skipmedia/sounds/181364/ https://freesound.org/people/Project_Trident/sounds/140316/ https://freesound.org/people/Coolshows101sound/sounds/412125/ https://freesound.org/people/Reitanna/sounds/332661/ https://freesound.org/people/Porphyr/sounds/188815/