Well.

Here's another. And with the best will in the world, well perhaps not the best will, I embarked on this chapter and didn't get very far.

I did however digress and stray into the verboten territory of criticising the smart meter: what a boon to civilisation that's proving! Also, a few honourable mentions to Radio 4's latest obsession with saccharine US podcasts and LBC 's decidedly weird adverts about valuing your wine cellar.

And there's only 16 sleeps till the last polar bear, or thereabouts.

Vive les Gilets Jaunes! No, they're very naughty. Er... I don't know what to think! I know, I'll tune in to LBC...

Au revoir!