Well, never mind the quality - feel the width.

I've outdone myself here, certainly in terms of time.  50+ minutes. It occurs to me that the actual speaking bit may be entirely superfluous. Just press the red button and leave the room - 

Once again we turn away from the well worn track across the veldt for a bit of Brexit, Jill Dando, Blair, not Lionel, well maybe a bit of Lionel, porridge oats, Iraq, my gas bill and other animals.

Nurse, the screens.

Back by very little popular demand.