This is not a sci-fi thriller about an old woman who believes in aliens who lives in a telescope with her non-believer husband, who must stop alien baby Stacy Keach from infecting the world with a deadly biological agent by injecting him with P

Dinner for one

Aug 3rd, 2021 9m

This is not a romance drama about a 30-something woman called Helga with lots and lots and lots of cats who eats alone at a Chili's in Milwaukee every Wednesday night, only to meet a handsome stranger who turns out to look exactly like the Nazi

I know who killed me

Jul 27th, 2021 16m 1s

This is not a historical epic about a Roman Emperor called Cesario (Caesar's cousin) who is locked in a deadly struggle with the barbarian queen Garbothia but then they fall in love and after a night of passionate love making, cover all seven h

Fatman

Jul 20th, 2021 16m 1s

This is not an award-winning documentary, set during the fast food craze of the 80's and 90's, about a morbidly obese man who developes a unique friendship with a hamster, while struggling with body positivity.

My neighbour Totoro

Jul 6th, 2021 9m 36s

This is not a heartwarming tale about a young girl who becomes a musical prodigy after learning to see her quirky, schizophrenic drummer neighbour, Totoro, for the wonderful friend that he really is. Absolutely not starring that actor who was a

Dogtooth

Jun 29th, 2021 13m 19s

This is not a gritty Russian drama about a lonely boy called Yuri who wishes he has a sister and then gets a sister but she's a zombie with dog teeth after which they meet a blind cat and float down the river Volga for several decades and it's

DIG!

Jun 22nd, 2021 13m 29s

This is not a Western about a stranger who arrives in the town of Shovel, looking for the treasure of St.Pedro, who finds a mysterious map on a saloon wall and ends up leading the whole town on a digging fool's errand.

The Innocence

Jun 15th, 2021 24m 37s

This is not an inspirational rags-to-riches story about a small boy who invests his life savings in crypto only to lose everything and who then decides to climb K2 only to meet the creator of BitCoin on it's summit, and together they dig up the

I hired a contract killer

Jun 6th, 2021 17m 38s

This is not a steampunk inspired matrix sequel in which Neo turns out not to be the one, but is in fact an assassin who must kill a metaphorical contract with the movie studio that made the same movie that he is starring in which also turns out

Withnail and I

Jun 6th, 2021 18m 43s

This is not a survival story about a lone hallucinating carpenter who retreats into the forest after living through the apocalypse, only to find himself at odds with the new corporate fascist communist world order.

Merry Xmas Mr. Lawrence

Jun 5th, 2021 13m 10s

This is not an 1970's action adventure about a man whose father's accidental drowning and surprise rediscovery leads to him becoming Santa Claus and sets them on an unforgettable journey to the jungles of Vietnam to pump some Viet Cong full of

The Hill

Jun 5th, 2021 13m 52s

This is not a fast-paced political thriller about a Justice Department whistleblower who shares his dark secret with a journalist, only to find out that everyone he knows and trusts, including his own wife, are actually Dick Cheney.

24 Hour Party People

Jun 5th, 2021 10m 6s

This is not a mind melting sci-fi riddle directed by Christopher Nolan about a hard-partying scientist who invents a super molly and accidentally opens a space portal through which Albert Einstein and a bunch of monkeys enter into our dimension

Murder by Death

Jun 5th, 2021 9m 25s

This is not a tense courtroom thriller about a hot-shot lawyer who goes on a deadly rampage after discovering he helped free a murderer. Definitely not starring Idris Elba, Sandra Bullock and Nicholas Cage.

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