Gumption - Hard To Be Respectful In PyjamasIt could always be worse, and Australians are doing the right thing, but the ongoing social lock-down is starting to take its toll on Dave and Allen. Burgers are going uneaten, the slog of remote stu

Episode 31 - Risky Business

Apr 11th, 2020 1h 8m

Risky Business - A Lot Deeper Than HugsIt seems like the new fortnightly schedule is here to stay - certainly while we're all still dealing with the 'rona. Dave goes on the record as "not a hugger" in a shocking twist, Allen marvels at how pe

Episode 30 - The Pangolin

Mar 30th, 2020 1h 25m

The Pangolin - Pray For MarcoLet us help you cure those Corona Blues with another dose of IMS?! magic. Overcoming the challenges of social distancing, Dave and Allen have cobbled together the next installment - 30 and counting now - of your f

Episode 29 - White Gold

Mar 15th, 2020 1h

White Gold - I'll Fuckin' Kill Someone If I Have ToAdults being treated like children. Adults behaving like children. Fuckin' poetic. COVID-19 is gonna get us all because we're all too dumb, scared, and selfish to prevent it. Make our latest

Episode 28 - Terrible Content

Mar 8th, 2020 1h 8m

Terrible Content - No Sympathy For That Cocky Fucking CheatDisappointment with food reality, the ethics of universal murder, and the ongoing struggle of a fresh university student - tales from and for the middle class of Australia. Might be a

Episode 27 - Mistake, Surprise, Compromise

Feb 23rd, 2020 1h 14m

Mistake, Surprise, Compromise - Triggered By People Getting TriggeredSometimes you have to look on the bright side of life. Having the Corona virus is no exception. You just need to think about things from a different perspective. Join us for

Episode 21 - Summer

Feb 19th, 2020 1h 6m

Summer - For The Sake of Five Hundred DollarsThis is a special (i.e. delayed) episode that was recorded in early December last year. Real life got in the way and it remained unpublished until now! It seems like the old adage about comedy bein

Episode 26 - Americans

Feb 9th, 2020 1h 8m

Americans - Can't Be Bothered Dealing With This BullshitWhether it's moral outrage generated by the Superbowl, their obsessive gun-culture, pathetically incompetent politicians, or disdain for personal safety, the Americans are the world lead

Episode 25 - Sloppy Seconds

Feb 2nd, 2020 1h 7m

Sloppy Seconds - Controlled Flight Into TerrainWhat if? It's sometimes fun to wonder what might have been different had you zigged instead of zagging, but unfortunately, we're not able to predict the future. You gotta play the cards you've be

Episode 24 - Banana Peel

Jan 26th, 2020 1h 14m

Banana Peel - Skanks Walking Across the RoadIt's clear that you're starting to age when the mildly raunchy stories from your past dating life are thoroughly trumped by a news report that claims there are Millenials who are horny enough to fuc

Episode 23 - Beach

Jan 19th, 2020 1h 9m

Beach - I've Done My Time on the StreetsDiving right back into our favourite subjects, we take a healthy chomp into some tasty topics. What it's like getting ripped off as a student and a fan, why it's sometimes okay to cheer for a dead cat,

Episode 22 - No Politics

Jan 12th, 2020 1h 39m

No Politics - Meth Baby from DaptoJoin us for another lap of the sun with the IMS lads. It's been a rough summer for Australia so far, so let's dig into all the important topics that I'm sure you haven't already heard enough about online. Mos

Episode 20 - Cats and Dogs

Dec 3rd, 2019 1h 8m

Cats and Dogs - A 6-foot Aluminium TubePrepare to be triggered, oh ye weak Millennials. Dave gets called a Boomer, Allen disrespects the British Monarchy, and we all learn that everybody wanks. Join us as we once again peel back the lid and t

Episode 19 - Computer Janitor

Nov 17th, 2019 1h 25m

Computer Janitor - Luck Is When Preparation Meets OpportunityThis week's episode is a tasty trifecta, combining all that is best in life; Burger Report, Movie Report, and Sport Report. Don't be fooled by the apparent well-planned structure th

Episode 18 - Monty Hall

Nov 10th, 2019 1h 6m

Monty Hall - His Foot Was Just Facing in The Completely Wrong DirectionWe return after a short hiatus, but don't call it a comeback. After a shoulder reconstruction and a bout of the man-flu, the IMS team returns with a new episode, as strong

Episode 17 - Oktoberfest

Oct 20th, 2019 1h 5m

Oktoberfest - It's Not a Scam, It's a HustleProst! It's headphones on and steins up as we celebrate Oktoberfest 2019, recorded live on site at The German Club of Wollongong. Join us for the usual sports/ethics/bodily functions banter, set amo

Episode 16 - Crab Sticks

Oct 13th, 2019 1h 10m

Crab Sticks - Extra Onions, Please!Dave goes deep into his bag of stories and reveals his experience being stalked, Allen poses one of the toughest ethical dilemmas yet faced, and we're both damn proud of Australia's greatest invention; chick

Episode 15 - Email Bukakke

Oct 6th, 2019 1h 7m

Email Bukakke - Battle of The Sex PestsOn this episode we continue to plan for Dave's future challenges at university, Allen gets upset when his story about a sexual deviant gets immediately one-upped, and the return of the BURGER REPORT!Sm

Episode 14 - Uncle Dave

Sep 29th, 2019 1h 14m

Uncle Dave - Traps and TrickeryIn this episode Dave is committed to hating on the youth of today, Allen expects to be showered in glory, and some unusually solid financial advice is dispensed. Join us for our 14th episode of I Mean, Seriously

Episode 13 - Pub Meat

Sep 22nd, 2019 1h 5m

Pub Meat - I've Never Seen So Many People Get So Drunk So QuicklyThis week's Burger Report is a bust, Dave considers whether his future is going to be more houseo or mature-aged student, and we have way too much chat about spewing. Fight for

Episode 12 - Juice Mutiny

Sep 15th, 2019 1h 16m

Juice Mutiny - Allen's Dad is a Sneaky TightarseRecorded on a spooky Friday the 13th; the Boomers were cursed by the dastardly Spanish, why you don't let someone with OCD paint roads, and the intricacies of the Australian government's social

Episode 11 - Roll The Dice

Sep 8th, 2019 1h 13m

Roll The Dice - Put A Big Fake Beard OnJoin us once again as we dive into some board game and movie reviews, both sides of the criminal justice system, and the subtle art of nicking your Dad's motorbike. Don't forget to let us know how you fe

Episode 10 - No Win, No Pay

Sep 1st, 2019 1h 23m

No Win, No Pay - Blame It On Your Dad's GenesHappy Father's Day everyone! This week the Burger Report goes a little bit cannibalistic, Dave gets a little bit sweary, and Allen prepares to eat a sweaty pizza. Strap in for another meandering ep

Episode 9 - Chicken Salt

Aug 25th, 2019 57m 37s

Chicken Salt - Don't Call It A NemesisIn a first for the podcast, we've recorded offsite! From the frosty motorcycle-racing mecca, Phillip Island in Victoria, this episode comes to you hot and fresh. Join us for our IMS road trip, with the sa

Episode 8 - Shit Knife

Aug 18th, 2019 1h 13m

Shit Knife - Walking Around With An Armadillo For A HelmetThis week our topics range from how to properly poop to dealing with junkies in your local chemist. Allen man-splains a laser-ring gyroscope and Dave is surprisingly insightful about t