Welcome to Mr. Bits, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we take a huge bite of peaches and brandy and bliss out to “First Date.”

In this episode, we love it when you look at us, baby:

Plot and Firsts (2:00)

Initial Thoughts (14:00)

Chips Ahoy - Spike (18:30)

First Date — Xander & Ashanti (30:30)

First Date — Buffy & Robin (42:45)

Reasonable or Ridiculous? — Keeping incriminating collection of weapons in public school? An adult British man is able to abduct a girl without impediment? Reading microwave manual to program? (57:10)

Yelling (1:03:00)

Watches (1:30:45)

Rankings (1:45:45)

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