We have always been told, in bars and hostels far and wide, that The Impaler and The Resolution have great conversations. Many a great quote have been forgotten due to a hangover laced with Keystone Ice and shots of Jack Daniel's, others have lingered in the air like the stench of fine coitus on a hot summers night. Thought the days of Keystone Ice and shots of Jack Daniel's have passed, the repartee remains unchanged. So sit back and prepare for us to drive holes in your absolution. This is Impale Your Resolution.