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for details. Anyways, I've been severely hated for this thing.

0:31

I feel like people hate you for so many other

0:33

reasons as well. That's true. Same with you. Why

0:36

is this happening? No one told you, bro. No,

0:39

because I don't have a f***ing armor. You don't need

0:41

one, bro. You got hair plugs. The

0:43

slime thing never really took off, but it became

0:46

global. Like I could go any country in the

0:48

world and kids will yell at me, Slime! Slime!

0:51

I've stopped. I got off the internet and it had such a

0:53

devastating effect on my life. I was like, this is so unhealthy.

0:55

Because you're a beacon of health, aren't you? Gender

0:58

reveal is not the big day. First of all, I'm not calling

1:00

it a gender reveal. He told me I agreed to do it

1:02

if we didn't call it. What are we calling it? It's a

1:04

f***ing party. What

1:15

are you complaining about, dude? How

1:17

about this? Look at your hair. Look at my

1:19

hair. Hello? Hello? That's what I'm complaining

1:21

about. All right. You

1:23

got the Pee Wee Herman flow going on right

1:25

now. All right. All right.

1:28

Let's maybe strap in. Hello? Hello? You

1:30

look like Tony Danza. You look like

1:32

the lead singer Guns N' Roses at

1:35

a charity concert. Yo, you look crazy.

1:38

You got the f***ing bowl cut with the

1:40

extensions on it. It's not extensions, dude. Don't

1:43

do it. It's real hair. It's real hair.

1:45

Jake Paul's, bro. Kid

1:48

looks like a labradoodle. Jake looks

1:50

good with that hair. In whose

1:52

context, bro? In whose nightmares? In

1:54

whose nightmares? Let me... Okay.

1:57

Go ahead. Do it. Kind of just set it up

1:59

so... Set it up kind of nice for you. It's

2:01

like his first time doing I know I could why am I

2:03

being judged? Cuz it's I can see

2:05

you struggling Do I look

2:08

like I'm struggling? Go start show I

2:10

do my own kid. I'm not

2:12

feeling it the vibes aren't right with

2:14

you. Well. It's not his fault It's a guess fault

2:16

why it's the first time Absolutely,

2:18

I literally hear before both you guys I've

2:22

been waiting for like 30 minutes. That is you

2:24

also haven't even looked at him. You haven't even

2:26

knowledge euro icon I won't

2:29

look me in the fucking eyes. I'm not gonna look at you all

2:31

of her. Look at me Absolutely not you're

2:33

like Medusa with that that snake hair of

2:35

yours Oh stop looking with the eye to

2:37

concrete turn to stone a crazy. You

2:39

know you look like sunny Bono Hiding

2:48

outside the warehouse like a little hoe this

2:50

man Oh, I swear to god the gate

2:52

opened yesterday the warehouse and I see Oliver

2:54

tree coming around the corner I was like

2:57

dude who's this homeless guy coming on my

2:59

that's Oliver. I Don't think

3:01

you could say the word homeless anymore Okay,

3:04

wow grew that why do that turn

3:07

I think it's home displaced yeah Buddy

3:12

don't fucking laugh at I'm not laughing with your fucking

3:14

how much is your watch I? Mean

3:17

you can't be rapping like that when you

3:19

wear a watch like that secondary or retail.

3:22

I don't know Whatever was doing more

3:24

you can open it you could open

3:26

it okay secondary 250 250

3:29

get the fuck out of that piece of shit What

3:33

you're paying you really love to just

3:35

throw it down the drain under for

3:37

fucking dinosaur I'm

3:43

like yeah is it real it looks like it's concrete, and

3:45

he's like well just 2% real The

3:50

one Bro,

3:54

he's finding seven stories.

3:57

I'm just saying it as I see oh You

4:00

probably get one of these for like $5

4:02

you've seen Timex. They make a very similar

4:04

blue. No, but that one's 67% real That's

4:08

why I just like the time. What are you

4:10

paying for exactly? It's so you

4:12

can come on your podcast and rub it into your

4:14

game. You asked me how much you I didn't ask

4:20

Never will play it back Literally

4:22

no reason for you to have a watch that's silver

4:24

basic ass bitch like that at least get one of

4:27

the ones that looks like a kid's toy I

4:31

Was called you're coming way too hot coming in

4:33

hot you say to I brought what you're it's

4:35

the guest fault That's the first thing you said

4:37

that we haven't started the pot it is bro

4:40

The last gonna start it you haven't even done

4:42

the official start welcome back to impulsive the number

4:44

one podcast in the world Can

4:46

you pretend like you're having fun welcome back a

4:48

long way dude? Welcome

4:52

back to impulsive the number I can't

4:54

do it because it's not fun with you It's not fun.

4:56

Why we had so much fun last night, and now the

4:58

vibes are wrong what happened? I came not

5:00

know uh-huh look at him. Yeah, blame it on

5:03

me You're fluent from turn to get the hair

5:05

plugs what happened that was a long time ago

5:07

If that was a long time ago, and

5:09

clearly it didn't work as well as you you could look

5:11

like you have a fucking party City way gone Our

5:15

party or hair follicles I

5:17

can give you some I like

5:19

the follicle follicle the follicle molecule

5:23

Wait can I but would I be able to borrow

5:25

some good? Yeah, also you can use I have a

5:27

lot of pubes Those will do really good in the

5:29

top part. I'll take really thick. I'll take either the

5:31

hair of the early to match Your

5:36

hair is crazy, and it's real. It's real. I I

5:38

tugged on it yesterday for some time Dude

5:42

I thought it was a wig Caleb the first time

5:45

he came on the podcast. I was like this guy

5:47

wears wigs He's a goofball, but not his real actual

5:49

hair. I'm not doing dude. It's really the Hollywood ritual

5:51

Is that I've been in bed? there

5:56

Yeah, sorry, I'm

5:58

on testosterone all right. I'm a I asked you

6:00

this is my fiance

6:02

Nina when she was a baby. Okay.

6:06

And I was wondering if you met Nina. You met

6:08

Nina. Yeah, you met her multiple

6:10

times. I

6:13

love Nina. Did you get inspired by her haircut when

6:15

she was a baby? How old

6:17

she was that day? She was probably like

6:19

19. She's 19? She

6:21

was 19 in that. Bro, what

6:24

kind of stunted gross situation was

6:26

she drinking? This was a few

6:28

years ago. Yeah, a

6:30

couple of years ago. What's your

6:33

question? Did you get inspired by her

6:35

haircut? I have to know what year that was taking.

6:37

No, I, it was three years ago. Three years ago.

6:39

She was 19 and now in three years she's 30,

6:41

32. She

6:43

has a weird Danish aging schedule.

6:46

It's the Benjamin Button. Yeah. Dude,

6:49

I have to say this because if I'm not

6:51

mistaken, it's black and white, right? Yeah. This is

6:53

the older photograph. Yeah. Hear

6:56

me out. We're taking that okay corral.

6:59

Yeah, exactly. Let me see. That

7:02

is Nina. Yes.

7:05

I'm sorry, what? This picture based on

7:08

the photo quality, based on

7:10

the lumens from the light. I'm

7:13

assuming this was probably 96, 97. Yeah,

7:16

that's what I'm saying. So when I was 1994, I got my

7:18

first bowl cut. So

7:20

this is, that predates it by at least

7:23

two to three years. You're saying she jocked

7:25

her style. I wouldn't be surprised, yeah. And

7:28

also I was, as a child, I was a child

7:30

actor and I was pretty big in all

7:32

of the Danish territories, including Greenland. No way. You'd

7:35

be lucky to be bigger than Little Rock

7:37

Arkansas, brother. Greenland is Danish territory. It doesn't

7:39

matter who's territory is. There's no people there.

7:41

There's never been. There is, there's a huge

7:43

community. There's a huge Danish community. Okay, what

7:46

are the people of Greenland called? Greenies. That's

7:49

a bone for dogs that brushes their

7:51

teeth. I'm not even kidding. Greenlanders?

7:54

Greenlanders. No, they're called greenish and

7:56

they don't exist. All right.

7:59

And guess what? Even if they didn't, and

8:01

maybe I am. I'm sitting next to a conspiracy.

8:03

A walking conspiracy. You think he's not drank adrenochrome

8:05

today? I don't even know what that is. Well,

8:08

ask him about it. Something to look into. What

8:10

is it? Don't worry about it, dude. I actually don't

8:12

know. I think it's like the blood of

8:14

a lamb, a baby lamb. It's not,

8:16

say, substance taken from the

8:18

adrenal gland in the human body. Alex Jones, I

8:20

don't know. Sorry, what were you saying about your

8:23

hair? I want to get it cut right

8:25

now. I have my guy waiting outside. Can I bring him in? Huh?

8:29

Your barber's here right now? Yeah. Can

8:31

we bring in Bossy? Yeah. Bro,

8:33

I got the number one Puerto Rican barber. This

8:35

dude runs the island. Oh, dog,

8:38

what the fuck? Excuse me? Excuse

8:40

me? What up, bro? Can I

8:42

jump over your shit? No, you.

8:45

Here, you. Yeah, make yourself at home. Just jump anywhere. You

8:47

can find me, whatever it is. Excuse me. Yeah. Just

8:50

step on it. I don't want to stand it. I mean,

8:52

you could just go around. Here, I'll take the costume. Why

8:54

has he got a toolbox? Bossy, you can pop over. Because

8:56

it's legit. Who the fuck? Who

8:58

the fuck? Oh. Why didn't

9:00

you just get Jeff Whittick or something? Bro, Jeff Whittick

9:02

is a hack. That

9:05

whole I thing wasn't even legit. No. It

9:10

was for clout. So true. He did it for clout. It's

9:12

so true, bro. He can see I saw him, bro. I

9:14

saw him do an eye chart the other day. It was

9:16

perfect, bro. He got every letter. All right,

9:18

I've taken these off. Yeah, you don't got to. I don't even know

9:20

why you have to wear these. No, you don't. We're like. Two

9:23

inches. Two inches. What's

9:26

the next to each other? Dude, why are you

9:28

in Puerto Rico? I came here.

9:31

Why don't you tell him? All right, all right, all right,

9:33

all right. What is this going to be like a serious

9:35

thing? I came here to have a legit serious conversation. You

9:37

guys just come out being assholes. Yeah, I said nothing. I

9:39

said nothing but the port of the wheel. Logan's been

9:41

pretty nice, but you came out. Wrong. Untrue. You

9:44

pulled up in the car and started calling me. You said

9:46

it looks like Rumpelstiltskin. No, no, I did. I

9:49

said it's the Green Goblin, the Lego piece.

9:51

I said Rapunzel. I told you

9:53

no. That was my thing. You said something about letting

9:55

down my hair. I said you could Rapunzel up on this

9:57

dick. That's it. I'm

10:00

stealing my fucking lines for the camera now. I

10:02

do that a lot. I steal jokes from my brother. I see that.

10:05

We did that yesterday. I would say the end he would say it louder

10:07

right now. Everyone was laughing only

10:09

because he was a, he

10:11

didn't cool, I'm sure. I'm sure he was. I'm a joke thief.

10:13

I love it. Because you have good jokes,

10:15

but the thing is like no one really like your, your

10:18

like presence is not really felt. Right.

10:21

It's like felt

10:23

not heard kind of thing, right? You

10:26

have to like feel it, but you don't hear it.

10:28

Yeah. It's just kind of in the background.

10:30

Yeah. I need boom mic

10:32

necessary. No, I

10:34

was just looking at it. What's going on with this?

10:36

We have all these cameras. Why do you have this?

10:38

What's really going on? Why do you have this athletic

10:40

sock wrapped around the microphone? That's

10:43

like a little underwear. Yeah. What the

10:45

hell dude? That's crazy. I've never seen

10:47

something like that. That's futuristic. Yeah. You've

10:50

got a big budget with this thing, man. Oliver, here's why

10:52

you're- Why can't you talk about it? You're important. I'll talk.

10:55

I'll talk. Tell us what's, we should tell Mike what's

10:57

really going on. I'll tell you something. Mike doesn't

10:59

even know yet. We haven't told him. My fiance Nina

11:01

is pregnant. Oh, congrats. That is

11:03

so loud. No,

11:06

that's fine. Don't worry about it. We've done before you know

11:08

it. It's fine. I wouldn't worry about it.

11:11

Here, keep going. Tell them the story. Wait, wait, wait, actually,

11:13

would you mind, would you guys mind doing this in the

11:15

other room? No, we're not going to do it in the other

11:17

room. And

11:21

just let me and Mike do this part. Yeah, well just turn my

11:23

mic off. Here. No,

11:26

but if you have to say something, that's the thing. How

11:29

do I say something in the other room? You're going to do

11:31

this right now? Yeah, we're going to do it right now. All

11:33

right, well. This is the only time I have. My guy. I'm

11:35

busy, I'm busy. My guy just shot me a text. My haircut

11:37

guy, he was in the neighborhood. I

11:40

think he's actually outside. Do you mind if he comes and cuts

11:42

my hair as well? So what, he can cut your hair and

11:44

I have to leave? No, you could stay because we'll then both

11:46

be getting haircuts. I guess, yeah, you could.

11:50

Adam, do you want to, do you

11:52

want to set up? All right, all right. Let's pull this forward a little

11:54

bit. Fire. The

11:56

fuck is going on right now? What

11:58

do you mean get off? going this

12:02

is a disaster no none of

12:04

this is going to be usable should we just start it

12:06

over starting now just yeah Adam it's a little tight

12:09

do you think you have

12:19

enough prime stuff facing the cameras Jesus

12:22

fucking Christ you got I just probably ain't gonna

12:24

sell itself brother I noticed that you

12:26

push it a lot more than KSI I

12:31

see is your thinking prime prime prime in

12:34

the case I maybe once every blue moon

12:36

no but the value of a KSI plug

12:38

is 10x a Logan Paul that's true that's

12:41

you Logan doesn't have the push he had in 2022 look at this yes

12:46

that's the fucking the thing with the armrest

12:48

that's bad just some leaning on it he

12:50

does he does his part what

12:52

did he do I think talk shit about case

12:55

I love KSI he's so much cooler than you

12:57

oh yeah yeah I love JJ he's great Mike

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vision. What's up Adam? What's

14:10

up man? Dude, so what are you going to get? So

14:21

I feel like I've been a little like it's

14:23

kind of messy on the sides and the back

14:26

in some parts feels maybe a little too voluminous.

14:28

You know what I'm saying? Is

14:31

this a good angle? Thank

14:34

you bro. Let me. Yeah,

14:36

I'll probably do the cape. I'll probably do

14:38

the cape. Alright,

14:41

so yeah, Nina's pregnant. Oh, congrats.

14:43

Thank you. And it turns out

14:45

that the baby's father

14:48

is right here. Congrats. Yo,

14:50

yo, thank you guys. That'd be

14:52

insane. Comes out with

14:54

that little fucking haircut. I know. I

14:56

said you'll get the haircut. The kids will have it too.

14:58

That's insane. Whole family. I

15:00

don't think I ever saw a Danish person live in a trailer before.

15:02

You guys are going to have a cute little family. What does that

15:04

mean? Oh, I don't live anywhere bro.

15:06

Whoa, whoa, you got my ear. Gentle,

15:09

gentle. So the baby actually

15:11

turns out does have a gender. The

15:14

baby? The rapper? Yeah,

15:16

the rap. The defunct rapper at the

15:18

10 year? Defunct rapper. Are

15:21

you serious? No, so we're doing a

15:23

gender reveal this weekend. A

15:25

fun little gender reveal party. All my friends and

15:28

family are here. They're actually all right

15:30

behind the camera. This room is half. Whole family? This

15:32

is epic. There's

15:34

like nine cameras in the room. There's so many

15:37

cameras. Why is there so many cameras? Yeah, we'll

15:39

get into that later. Maybe we'll tell Mike when

15:41

there's some more. But I asked

15:43

Oliver to be a part of the gender reveal party and he

15:45

said, yes. So we got Oliver Tree,

15:47

even though you talk shit about me. When? Last

15:50

time I saw you, I was in

15:52

the middle of a WWE ring and you were holding

15:54

signs in the top of the crowd. They loved me

15:57

out there. I had all these fuck Logan Paul signs.

16:00

Hear me the whole and they were roaring as I

16:02

walked down the hallway. It was insane, dude

16:04

I remember the night before you came to my show

16:06

and I was like I'm gonna try to get him to boo you and

16:08

And we were in Cleveland hometown. He's like bro. Good

16:10

luck. They'll never do it Logan

16:13

Paul channel their own I

16:15

was a hero I came out in his home

16:17

town I was the fucking home down here you

16:19

hopped out cuz I tied your ass up what

16:22

tidy ass up Yeah, that was bad, bro. He came

16:24

on stage by security. I had to fucking escort him

16:26

out He was acting crazy. I tied Oliver tree up

16:28

in the back Then I dressed as Oliver tree and

16:31

started singing his songs It was my law and all

16:33

anyone can do that. I'll anyone can

16:35

sing Oliver songs and just be just as good That's

16:38

true. I'll give you that guys What

16:42

the fuck is going on right now, dude? Why

16:44

is this happening? Why is there a fucking

16:46

tandem fucking Barbara going on right now? No,

16:49

I don't have a fucking

16:51

barber. You don't need one bro. You got

16:53

hair plugs They

16:56

still need to be caught. I thought they just

16:58

put them in it's not like I have hair plugs

17:02

I'm sorry. There's nothing wrong with you. You look great, and you've

17:05

upset both of them. Well guess what? I'm

17:07

stuck looking like this so you're doing my

17:09

bad on the podcast the first time I

17:11

was I thought you were joking You really

17:13

stuck like that. I am it's

17:15

crazy bro when I'm in the water to I truly

17:18

look like a Lego piece Boom

17:20

boom that is crazy

17:23

Do you have a story with Mike and Cleveland

17:25

didn't you guys do something? Yeah, you guys did

17:28

something there was a crazy thing that went down

17:30

so oh My

17:32

god, so you were supposed to be there I

17:34

don't know you were preparing for your wrestling match

17:36

maybe or something, but we were at

17:38

your show It was after and we

17:40

got on stage, which is awesome. Are you

17:43

on stage? I don't remember that sorry sorry

17:45

sorry I looked on stage like

17:47

I made eye contact with people that are

17:49

on stage I have my glasses so it's

17:51

hard for me to see it wasn't you it was like a

17:53

draw like the backup drummer I think you have like a backup

17:55

drummer, and then afterwards we went out and

17:57

me as a name Yeah, the guy who's behind

17:59

the drummer Yeah, yeah, yeah the reverse

18:01

drama behind my guy Jake and then we went

18:03

out for a bite to eat in like Columbus

18:05

Yeah, it was a bar. I think and I'm

18:08

sober. I don't drink Yeah We're in this bar

18:10

and they shut it down and it's

18:12

just us and there's a couple locals like the

18:14

main people who are like keeping The place alive.

18:16

Yeah, so it's just us. It's like a Tuesday

18:19

night or something like that Yeah, I believe it

18:21

was Tuesday or Wednesday real hometown Ohio type shit.

18:23

So we're there. I were chillin They shut the place

18:25

down and Mike said we should order a pizza. I'm

18:27

like, can you do that? Can you order a pizza

18:29

to a bar? Yeah, they bring the pizza

18:32

places shut down completely There's like literally two

18:34

guys who own the place they're working and

18:36

all of a sudden I Have

18:38

some of my friends coming in my my crew

18:41

and one of them crosses the street and basically

18:43

someone follows him from across

18:45

the bar from across the street and Manages

18:48

to kind of weasel their way into the bar. This is

18:50

a fully closed bar You cannot get in and

18:52

so this guy gets in I think he's just a friend of his

18:55

because he comes in with them Essentially, but he was

18:57

a little delayed. So he comes in he's wasted out

18:59

of his mind So I I just over person

19:02

I don't have much of a threshold for wasted people

19:04

who are like say the same thing over and over

19:06

again Like this guy comes in to

19:08

put in perspective. He knocks over a cup. That's the

19:10

first thing Wasn't

19:12

just like a small cop. Yeah, like a

19:14

butcher. Yeah, I'm a barrel. It's all over

19:17

the thing I'm like, okay, like I'm like

19:19

just reading this this guy has you know

19:21

Wasted energy and he's trying to talk and I'm having

19:23

a super deep conversation with Mike and I was so

19:27

I'm talking about slime energy and this

19:29

whole idea and collaboration Yeah, and trying

19:31

to be it was like a really inspiring conversation

19:33

So we're deep in it and this person just keeps kind

19:35

of butting in and I'm like trying to be cordial

19:37

and nice I mean like oh, hey, what's up, man?

19:39

How's it going and I'm eating pizza while this is

19:41

happening so and then basically we're having I'm like kind

19:44

of trying to direct my energy back to our conversation

19:46

because I was really excited by And all

19:48

of a sudden this guy's like yo like shake

19:50

my hand and I'm like, I'm like

19:53

eating pizza and I've greased all over Yo,

19:56

let me give you a pound like out of politeness

19:58

because I don't want to get yes like greased On

20:00

his hands like a formality of just polite hundred percent.

20:02

I'm trying to be nice and he's like

20:05

you fucking slow He's all the same I

20:08

was like bro. There's grease all over my head. Take

20:10

your hand right now. I've got pizza in my hand

20:12

I'm and anyone who knows me knows I'm the mess.

20:14

Yeah, I got you all over my fucking face Anyways,

20:17

this guy gets super mad and he's like what the fuck's

20:19

wrong? I was like, bro, who are you

20:21

with who do you know here? The private thing

20:23

and he's like You're a

20:25

fucking piece of shit. I'm like get the fuck

20:28

out of here. Like I'm like Cuz

20:30

I it takes me a lot to get there. I really

20:32

like treat everyone with respect I don't care if you're like

20:35

literally a billionaire or someone who's literally homeless on

20:37

the street I'll treat you with the same level

20:39

of respect. It does not matter Well, no, I

20:41

think you could you cuz you left out the

20:43

part when the when his check team hit the

20:46

guy that was pressing us His car

20:48

doc got declined and

20:51

and Oliver certain like oh you're fucking

20:53

poor I never know Alright

20:56

Mike, let me tell the story. This is a good

20:58

story. Sorry. All right, so this guy goes out. He's

21:02

He's like freaking out on me and I'm just

21:04

like get this fucking guy out. There's always security

21:06

usher this dude out So he's outside. He's still

21:08

waiting outside for me knocking on the window. He's

21:10

just literally knock out of my camera guy was

21:13

with me Steve I'm

21:16

like yo Steve got interviewed

21:18

this guy We need the footage for our documentary

21:20

because we always just get footage of people talking

21:22

shit on me And most of the time we

21:24

tell them to talk to me this guy we

21:26

did not have to tell him We're like bro.

21:28

This is gold. We gotta get him. So he

21:30

goes to interview the guy He's like been to

21:32

do about I wouldn't shake his hand Just

21:34

wait until like just saying that in a

21:36

loop saying the same thing over and over

21:38

again And celebrities man They're

21:41

all his name man. Worst kind of

21:43

birthday. He's probably friends with the Paul

21:45

brothers Anyways, getting a

21:47

golden interview from this guy. So my friend

21:49

is On that imagine

21:51

the vibe we're in right now Like there's

21:53

a lot of shit starting to go down around

21:56

us like we thought it was just gonna be

21:58

a calm Yes, it's a Columbus Tuesday night

22:00

kick They eat in pizza talking about slime

22:02

articles of incorporation and before I told him

22:04

I'll give him a percentage of the company Which I

22:06

know you didn't do with Prime and I was like,

22:08

this is your way to make a mess Yeah, I'll

22:11

be having the Paul brothers. I can He's

22:17

pregnant, yeah, he was like Nina He's

22:20

just glowing. I thought so we're

22:22

having this conversation and Steve now Steve's

22:24

butting in he's like, dude this guy We're like, what

22:26

are you talking about? He jokes me Steve

22:31

I love Steve to death. He's a brother of mine, but

22:33

he's like the most dramatic guy if you see the buzz But

22:41

you know he's a legend so anyway Steve's saying

22:43

this right? All right, whatever man and all of

22:45

a sudden we're having this combo and another guy

22:47

comes over From there and he's like

22:49

there's a man with the gun in the bathroom. He pointed

22:51

a gun at me We're like, what the fuck are you

22:53

talking about? He worked there though. This was the guy who

22:55

worked there He went to the back and he said there's

22:57

a girl in there Oh dear sick in the bathroom and

22:59

he went to ask if she was okay And the guy

23:01

had a gun on it out her and pointed the gun

23:04

at him And so now we're like what the fuck and all

23:06

of a sudden like in with him They told me it's all

23:08

of a sudden police are like they're knocking on the

23:10

door Police can't even get into the

23:12

bar, but somehow these There

23:20

was three and then those three came in they

23:22

walk into the back now There's like four more

23:24

that come in all these police cars. We're eating

23:26

our pizza trying to talk about slime Is

23:30

actually fucking crazy because next

23:32

thing we know there's like five officers pulling this

23:34

dude out Contact

23:53

Witness for decades a lumpy I

23:55

gotta change my Well,

24:00

why do you insist on pointing out no idea?

24:02

That's what we've got to say. You're asking, he's

24:04

already done it. The gun dealer is sick, dude's

24:06

on him. He's decided to testify that much. So

24:08

next thing we know, they pull him out. We're

24:11

like, all right, it's chill. And then the next,

24:13

your fucking ambulance rolls in. Woo woo woo. They

24:15

got the girl on the gurney coming out. Oh

24:17

my god. Isn't it funny, but it was

24:19

just so, it was like a movie. We're literally, now there's a paramedics

24:21

on the gurney. We're like, we're just eating the pizza. We're

24:24

like, what the fuck is going on in Columbus?

24:26

Where is Cleveland or Columbus? I think it might

24:28

have been Cleveland. Cleveland, did you get all of

24:30

it on, there's a lot of that document here.

24:32

None of it is documented. That's why we're documenting

24:34

it here. Yeah. So long story

24:37

short, next thing we know, they're pulling out the

24:39

girl in the stretcher. She's got the mouthpiece on.

24:41

They're rolling her out. And we're just like, what

24:43

goes on here in this town? And then I

24:45

thought about you and your brother. And I was

24:47

like, this makes so much sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:49

Is there an add-on up? I was like, I

24:51

get it now. I get the Paul brothers. That

24:53

was a crazy value, bro. Also

24:55

I just want to say, this dude, I

24:57

introduced him to Jake. So this is Bossy. He's

24:59

the number one. This guy is the

25:01

number one barber and not just Sam Wan, but

25:03

all of the island. And this

25:06

dude, he was the guy. So wait, do you

25:08

have the earring on? Yeah. See

25:10

this earring? Yeah. Why

25:12

do you think Jake wears the same fucking earring?

25:15

Bossy introduced so much to Jake. Jake got his

25:17

haircut based on Bossy's. Bossy has

25:19

the same cut under the hat. So I

25:21

just want to say this guy is a super influential

25:23

figurehead. And I've known him from Cali. We go way

25:25

back. So he was actually stationed out there for the

25:27

Marine Corps. Yeah, so he knew me when I

25:29

was rich. I

25:31

was using steroids the same time you were using

25:34

steroids. Yesterday. What year? You're still on him. I

25:36

see just the shape of his head. I do

25:38

have a big head. No, my head's not. My

25:40

head's kind of small. I wouldn't go that far.

25:43

Come on, I have a small head. It's

25:46

long ago. My barber

25:48

has seen a lot of head. What

25:50

shape would you describe that as? Omblingado. It's

25:52

the... Yeah, so long. Like

25:54

a rhombus? No, it's a lemon. What'd you

25:57

say? It's oddly

25:59

shaped, right? He's changed It's

26:06

a whatever the haircut you guys are doing is

26:08

not gonna save that every time he comes it

26:10

It's more not gonna do any of you shape.

26:13

I didn't know you guys went so far But we go way

26:15

back. He knew me when I was juiced up, bro I had

26:17

Roy rage back then and tell him about

26:19

my music. Oh, yeah He

26:25

knew my music before you knew it was me he was

26:27

cutting my hair didn't know What

26:30

would you picture this guy? No, like like if

26:32

it wasn't like yeah, you don't know Yeah,

26:43

what would you guess? Like

26:45

it you'd be anything Give

26:47

me the first thing comes about Those

26:54

guys would not give me that artist was

26:56

subtracted what's next? How

27:01

bad is it? Damn

27:04

no, what do you say? What

27:06

do you say? English-speaking broadcast? What

27:22

would you say I would say Are

27:24

you guys food laundromat imagine this imagine

27:26

like a dry cleaner? Yeah, the laundromat

27:29

this way you have a Fridge

27:32

air refrigerator at your house, right

27:34

and the thermostat on it's broken. You can't

27:36

get it to go. Yeah Yeah,

27:39

he comes over goes up with it with a

27:41

Maytag like employee like thing on that says Oliver

27:43

He's like what's wrong with blue collar workers like

27:45

ever, you know, we're tough fucking day in your

27:47

life Well, you worked at a furniture store for

27:49

two months I

27:53

Have you know, I've run dog camps. All right, I've served

27:55

what you or you walk So you're in those people with

27:57

like 20 dogs and the leisure That's

27:59

like the funnest I've surveyed

28:02

land land surveyor

28:04

bro that's you're getting paid to walk around

28:06

for hours in the beautiful outdoors There

28:17

is they're simply saying you replicate or you're forcing

28:19

them to say oh, they're not there's no force

28:21

You're trying to get back to me what I

28:23

talked about the trip to Turkey, and I'm sorry

28:26

about that There's nothing wrong with that. I promoted

28:28

the trip to I know that's how you got

28:30

a hair clinic use code Mike for 200

28:33

euros off at smile hair clinic.

28:35

Okay, Tom bros premiere. I got a

28:37

crazy clinic I got a crazy story

28:40

what about turkey trips for surgery.

28:42

Oh, so a friend

28:45

of a friend My

28:47

girlfriend's friend. She went

28:50

to Turkey and got a boob job

28:53

and she returned and got really ill like

28:56

violently ill and She

28:58

thought that her body was rejecting the implants

29:00

and then she went to the doctor to get

29:02

checked up and she was like oh I'm

29:05

really sick. I think my body is not Doing

29:09

well with these implants and they're like did tests on

29:11

her and wanted to see what was going on and

29:13

she was like They're like it's all comes back

29:15

normal. You're totally fine. Your body's not rejecting the

29:17

implants and The implants

29:19

were rejecting her stop Barfing

29:23

her up. Anyways, let's go on with

29:25

the story here. I don't even know what that means

29:29

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29:32

kept getting sick and then bro,

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is good, whatever you're doing keep doing this keep going

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shorter too. I want you to be bald by the

30:16

end of this I'm gonna be bald eventually No,

30:20

no, I think good don't make them look ridiculous

30:22

dude. If you Google Oliver tree. There's some wild

30:24

shit on it If I he

30:27

likes the whole cut like yeah, yeah, yeah, I

30:29

gotta take out No,

30:32

yeah, he's the issues you're moving around a lot

30:34

Mike are you listening to the story gets high?

30:36

He said Google Oliver tree and I had to

30:38

do it. I'm sorry. Go ahead. All right, I'm

30:40

listening. This story is crazy So she keeps feeling

30:42

sick. So then she's like I gotta go to

30:44

the doctor see what's really gone So more tests

30:46

they do more tests and then they look at

30:48

her and they're like, hey like We

30:52

think we figured it out have you noticed Any

30:54

scars on your body and the

30:56

girl was like no because she was so like

30:59

focused on her Yeah, her breasts that you couldn't

31:01

even because that's obviously like so obviously that's such

31:03

a crazy change in your life Yeah, like that

31:05

would be the big change and they're like, yeah

31:07

You have a scar right here and she

31:09

went to a clinic and they all moved her fucking

31:11

one of her kidneys Did they took

31:14

a kid in what place to disappeared and they

31:16

change you know what I mean? So like they and

31:18

there was a bunch of people whoa So this

31:20

is why you have to be careful going to

31:22

Turkey saving money on a chair and I Turkey's

31:24

great I love to get played shows there. I'm

31:26

not that but you know, I like the surgeries

31:28

is dangerous in general, but that's a crazy It

31:30

was all new cooker kidneys. So I don't believe

31:32

this is a real fucking doctor happens Dr. Errol

31:34

God at smile hair clinic would never take your

31:36

car. All right. Well, you never need your fucking

31:38

kid This is a real thing, bro. This

31:40

has got her organs. Mm. Yeah,

31:43

that's crazy I didn't know that actually happened actually

31:45

happened. So be careful guys. Don't end up don't

31:47

use this guy's promo code Or

31:52

if you do do some goddamn research Don't

31:54

trust the guy like that. It kind of looks like that.

31:56

Did you guys a slime

31:59

deal ever? Fun thing never really

32:01

took off no, but it became global

32:06

Like I could go pretty much any country in the

32:08

world and kids will yelled at me slime slime Give

32:12

us slime like I promise you it made

32:15

its round around the fucking world I

32:17

couldn't huge obstacles for with

32:19

production and there was it was the was

32:21

it the PDF or something we're having Yeah

32:28

factory No,

32:31

I we also had like we had a lawsuit

32:33

that really put his under The

32:36

damage that did to the brand It

32:38

could not be under But

32:41

we also the haircut done we

32:43

think Is

32:46

there any chance you could use a blow to he looks like a wet dog No,

32:52

it's fine my hair will dry. Oh, whoa,

32:54

you look like 2017. Look at ball. It

32:56

looks sharp I

32:59

feel hey. Oh, I feel

33:02

kind of handsome Yeah,

33:06

my guys my guys excellent as well known in

33:08

pretty much all the New York you guys met

33:10

by the way Yeah, you know him Oh

33:12

boss. That's what I'm saying. You guys should you

33:14

should meet formerly bosses. He's where you live out

33:17

here No, okay, New York, New York This

33:20

guy's captain out here in the hair scene if you ever

33:22

need a guy who do you guys think did a better

33:24

job? Well, you're not done. He is like he's a quarter.

33:26

No, but they're judging by what he's done so far This

33:28

is a technical It's

33:30

very complicated cool fucked

33:33

up texture Dude,

33:35

this is great. This is a great cut. Yeah,

33:37

man. You back sick, dude. I feel ready So

33:40

slide slime just production. I never really

33:42

connect nobody. I we me and I

33:45

ever had some Some

33:47

drama as well. Yeah, there was a falling out

33:51

Sorry Where

33:53

you going I was just

33:55

I was just letting Adam escape. Hi. Just swing

33:57

out the back there Thanks

34:00

Adam, that was awesome. I was gonna

34:02

go do Nina's hair now? Okay, excellent,

34:04

excellent. Wait, Nina's getting the same haircut

34:06

right now? Same as me, she's getting

34:08

this haircut, actually. I like it. Yeah,

34:10

me and Oliver had a falling out, bro. Well,

34:13

planning the articles of Oliver. Bro, it's not a

34:15

surprise. Oliver ruins all of his relationship. Stop, that's

34:17

not true. Yeah, you turned. Yo, do you wanna

34:19

know what happened between us? He,

34:22

we had a, we had gotten a huge fight at

34:24

Office Max. You know Office

34:26

Max is a fly for it. Yeah, of course, I love Office

34:28

Max. One gray bag. Bro, just please don't talk

34:30

about this. No, I'm talking about it. I don't think

34:32

it's just that interesting of a story. It might not be,

34:35

but it was enough to make me not wanna work with you,

34:37

to be honest. And also, I wanna let you

34:39

know the lawsuit that you're currently have pending against

34:41

me in Delaware. If you think

34:44

that my guys from Omaha aren't gonna handle that,

34:46

like fucking a cakewalk, you're mistaken, dude.

34:48

Whatever, whatever. I'm just telling you right now. Well,

34:50

what's the course you- Deal with this, okay? But

34:52

enjoy your little bowl cut now, because the next

34:54

time you get your haircut, it's gonna be by

34:56

fucking homeless people. Alright, stop.

34:58

Stop. It's home displaced. Use

35:00

the fucking right- I'm not gonna use your terms. It's

35:03

not my turn. Because this is what you did with

35:05

the deal. It was all about your terms. And you

35:07

still do it right now. Bro,

35:09

I- This is a basic formality

35:11

of respect. You guys should probably figure this out after this show.

35:13

Let's not do this now. Let's not bring this up now. No

35:15

one wants to hear the office. Can I say something? What? What

35:21

do you have in- What are you doing? I

35:23

wanna- What do you wanna say, Mike? Yeah, you can say something

35:25

as a podcast. You can just say something. We've

35:28

had some issues. But we-

35:30

You wrote a fucking le- A love letter? We've

35:33

had some issues. Yeah, we have. You look at

35:35

you. You look like a fucking idiot right now.

35:38

All these cameras and you're gonna waste the fucking air

35:40

for this. We're gonna deal with this in a fucking

35:42

courtroom in Omaha in four weeks. Let's not do it

35:44

now. Why don't we skip the legal fees and you

35:47

listen to what I have to say, you fucking- Because

35:49

I'd rather let Jeremiah Jeffery handle this shit. I hope-

35:51

I hope your Rapunzel hair gets ripped off your head.

35:53

Listen to me. We've had

35:55

some issues. I hope your plugs fall out. Have

35:58

you- Do you have to deal with- Jeremiah Jeffries

36:06

Not getting this part No

36:17

No, this could be our way out before we even

36:19

know what's the watch a podcast of two dudes fighting

36:22

the whole time Well, it's Logan show

36:24

it's not dating. I'm trying to squash the

36:26

beef. It's not as how many people you

36:28

know, or I'm gonna walk Whoa,

36:31

I can't do this. This is what happened. This is

36:33

we imagine working with this guy Some

36:41

off there's some off that's all I'm gonna say this guy

36:43

from a guy who looks like this I'm

36:45

having flashbacks the last time we did this fucking interview.

36:48

Yeah, you see you did walk out. I walked out

36:50

I'm about to do it again. You

36:52

said you said uh, look at this guy. What

36:54

are you you're an actor now? Marlon

36:57

Brando over here. What are you gonna do? The

36:59

gender reveal is not the big day Gender

37:03

reveal he told me I agreed to do it if we didn't call

37:05

it. What are we calling it a reveal

37:07

to sex party? That

37:10

was the name we and I also said it works as we

37:12

could call it a baby sex party Those were

37:14

the two options gender reveal is

37:16

it's not politically correct Better

37:24

on paper by RB wine

37:28

By theory it made sense at the time when

37:30

I was writing down a list of me We

37:35

talked about it yesterday, we're not calling it baby sex party

37:37

just sex party, that's it No,

37:40

you cannot because we've moved on to the next thing let's

37:42

talk about the sex party No,

37:44

you want to read can you make it fast? Can we

37:46

wrap it up? Cuz there's a lot more important now

37:48

now it's too much No, I want to know Let

37:52

me guess what oh you want to complain about

37:54

me on camera while there's 16 cameras here and

37:56

bro Let's not give a mind. You've got your

37:58

little rinky-dink camera somewhere in this audience here Which

38:00

is gonna be at your disposal of

38:02

the edit at least I know that the show me and Logan are

38:04

making Can we talk about this does

38:06

he know yeah? He knows the show me

38:08

and Logan are making for HBO Like

38:15

a buffoon, and you're a little rinky-dink vlog camera.

38:17

What do you can edit to whatever you what

38:19

do you have a problem with? The small the startup company

38:22

where they're not even filming now, dude The guy's not even

38:24

gonna make I can only pay him to do three hours

38:26

a week And he's always about to go over I can't

38:28

pay him overtime Oliver. I'm sorry I don't have this kind

38:30

of money you do from world tours

38:32

I read I'm called the Union now my I

38:34

really cared about him you would have him on

38:37

Union scale Dude, you

38:39

really do the non-union Not

38:41

gonna live at Union Square If

38:45

you weren't a fucking prime shirt, he's based on

38:47

Logan's payroll You're

38:49

on Logan payroll too, so stop right there

38:52

Dude, I read your networks on Google.

38:54

I'm a self-made millionaire Okay

39:06

I'm a neutral guy. I come in. I'm just I'm

39:08

friends of Logan. I'm a friend of the family You

39:10

know family you say that the same way you call

39:12

h3 family, but look how you treat him, bro I've

39:14

been a part of the h3 family from the beginning.

39:16

Well, then why do you treat him like a piece

39:18

of shit who? You

39:21

can't just change the subject change you treat

39:23

who like what fucking I'll Raise

39:27

who can I read what you're

39:29

a wolf of Wall Street movie, but now keep

39:31

moving. What's the next topic? Can

39:33

I read this you yeah, please get it over with

39:35

me? The

39:40

boring is not just guys got a real love letter

39:45

In this guy's killing him by the way bossy is

39:47

the man I've gone boss for short Alright

39:50

go wrap it up. You have so much hair

39:53

on your face Look

39:57

like I give a fuck dude. I've been wearing the

39:59

same pair of underwear Five days, yeah, what's

40:01

wrong in Brazil they tell me you can wear

40:03

underwear four ways you can wear it You can

40:05

turn it around you flip it inside out and

40:07

turn around again. Okay, I'm beyond that now. I'm

40:09

at day five Okay, so it's already I'm back

40:12

to where I was and then once over Do

40:15

the fucking math you think I give a shit about your little

40:17

love letter I've

40:19

seen some dark shit, bro. I'll see you in court.

40:21

I'll see you in court. I'll see you in court.

40:23

Good I'm

40:26

glad are you done now? Why did you how did you

40:28

lose so much weight, bro? You're on a zepic you are

40:34

No, I'm not I have this thing it's called

40:36

running every day and we worked out yesterday This

40:39

is have you tried with the jump rope? How

40:41

do you try to start it floating like literally

40:43

started floating like the blue genie from Aladdin? Have

40:45

you tried the dude just starts levitating? I was

40:47

like, what is this three or four you doing

40:49

without he jumps up the whole thing's bouncing He

40:52

has a piece of wood like a trampoline Oh,

40:54

yeah when he jumps, oh, yeah Is

40:57

after even going for 30 minutes is on

40:59

his final stretch and he starts floating? I

41:02

was like, all right, that's beyond steroids at this point.

41:04

I Don't

41:06

know what it was. I was like, this is

41:08

like live CGI. I'm like, how's he doing this?

41:10

I'm looking for the whole this silk screen. Oh,

41:13

you're not on crack, right? You

41:19

look like you're not obese anymore that would be a

41:21

nice compliment I was so fucking bad.

41:24

All I had to do was I was trying to see how

41:26

fat I can get when were you fat? When were you so

41:28

I had a goatee when I seen you guys so when I

41:30

was in kovat I got in crazy good shape personal trainer. It

41:32

was my good friend Amir my tour manager

41:34

We were just training every day getting ripped out of

41:36

six-pack And

41:38

then when I say that loosely because when I say

41:40

I have a six-pack, it's not a Logan Paul steroid

41:42

six-pack It was you know that was before though when

41:45

he knew me I was on the juice. I look

41:47

good This is a different thing long story short after

41:50

kovat I got morbidly obese

41:53

Started touring crazy started traveling and

41:56

and then I was just like how fat can I

41:58

get like I was just testing myself Like method

42:00

acting what was like what you get to I

42:02

got up there I don't know. I never really have a

42:04

scale because I never I haven't lived anywhere for so long

42:06

There was one year in kovat I lived somewhere besides that

42:08

then out of eight years seven of

42:11

them not living anywhere So never had

42:13

a scale didn't even need to could see I would

42:15

look beyond Nina pregnant I'm talking about two three times

42:17

Nina like I was I have a video of me

42:19

I was eating a piece of pizza and

42:21

the fucking pepperoni bounced on my belly onto the

42:23

floor picked it up Of course, I had to

42:25

eat it, bro So

42:28

big I was with my friend and I was like

42:30

you got any you got any more Snickers and he

42:32

had Yeah,

42:35

I don't need him there just for guests I was like, all

42:38

right I'm gonna see how many I can eat and I was

42:40

just seeing I was like bro I'm trying to see how fat

42:42

I can get he's like I never met anyone like you It

42:46

was like a challenge, you know But then it was

42:48

easy to lose the weight because all you have to do is

42:50

stop eating as much as you can and trying To push yourself

42:53

but long story short at a certain

42:55

point. I was like, this is I didn't feel good I was getting

42:57

sick all the time and So

42:59

I'm getting a lot of hair in my eye. You're good.

43:01

How high up are we? We probably need to go higher Yeah,

43:04

don't be afraid. You're good. It's all good.

43:06

It's whatever. Yeah, of course. Don't give a

43:09

shit So what you just started running? No,

43:11

so I actually started training with

43:13

Zila David Dobrik's house

43:15

for a month and shout out to him.

43:18

He helped me get back on track What

43:21

are you looking at? First

43:23

of all, I love you. I'm not entitled to any

43:26

beef just like I love you guys, but I also

43:28

I Don't know if

43:30

I can say it. Can I say it? Yeah I'm

43:33

I'm cool with the people who are doing the lawsuit on

43:36

Prime I'm

43:39

like a neutral dude. Like I love all walks of life

43:41

all your seven of them not living anywhere So

43:44

never had a scale didn't even need to could see

43:46

I was looked beyond Nina pregnant I'm talking about two

43:48

three times Nina like I was I have a video

43:50

of me I was eating a piece of pizza and

43:52

the fucking pepperoni bounced on my belly onto the floor

43:54

picked it up Of course, I had to eat it

44:00

I was with my friend and I was like you

44:02

got any you got any more Snickers and he had

44:07

Yeah, I don't need him there just for guests I was like,

44:09

all right I'm gonna see how many I can eat and I

44:11

was just seeing I was like bro I'm trying to see how

44:13

fat I can get he's like, I never met anyone like you

44:17

It was like a challenge, you know But then it

44:19

was easy to lose the weight because all you have to do

44:21

is stop eating as much as you can and trying to Push

44:23

yourself, but long story short at

44:26

a certain point. I was like, this is I didn't feel good I

44:28

was getting sick all the time and So

44:31

I'm getting a lot of hair in my eye. You're good.

44:33

How high up are we? We probably need to go higher Yeah,

44:36

don't be afraid. You're good. It's all good.

44:38

It's whatever. Yeah, of course. I don't

44:40

give a shit So what you just started running? No,

44:42

so I actually started training with

44:45

Zila David Dobrik's house

44:47

for a month and shout out to him.

44:49

He helped me get back on track What

44:52

are you looking at? Row

44:54

first of all, I love you. I'm not entitled

44:56

to any beat just like I love you

44:59

guys, but I also I Don't

45:01

know if I can say it. Can I say it?

45:03

Yeah I'm I'm

45:05

cool with the people who are doing the lawsuit on Prime

45:10

I'm like a neutral dude. Like I love all walks of

45:12

life all times you I'm like, I don't know anything I'm not

45:14

I'm getting here in my mouth at this place You

45:20

know my favorite thing about having him on the show is you

45:22

just intro the show and then you can just do whatever you

45:24

Want after that? Do

45:27

anything? All right, so back to the weight loss.

45:29

Yeah Edie as many

45:31

stickers as possible and then I was like on I was

45:33

eating clean I went on a meal

45:36

plan So I just started having pre-made meals

45:38

and I worked out like just five days

45:40

a week intensely an hour five days a

45:42

week for a month only and then

45:44

I threw my back out doing some lunges and

45:47

I couldn't work out anymore. So I just started I reeled

45:50

in my diet Started fasting just controlling how much

45:52

I was eating. I was just doing a bunch

45:54

of press So I was doing no physical movement

45:56

at all. Just talking blabbering like this, which

45:58

you were it requires like no You're not

46:00

really doing so not so not crack not

46:03

adderall Nothing, I'm super proud to

46:05

say I have not ever used

46:07

those epic and nor do I endorse it

46:09

I think our bodies are miraculous things and

46:11

there were very capable of being brothers summer

46:13

there going This

46:23

so much hair wait wait stick

46:25

your tongue out what cuts the middle section You're

46:28

eating out a girl and all the pubes Bro,

46:36

well, you're there back. We should have our

46:38

back. They never left the selfie.

46:40

Well, there's so much. I never had anything nothing

46:43

like this So

46:45

anyways diet was a big thing and then basically I

46:47

started traveling and I started

46:50

just being calculated because food is one of my only

46:52

highs that I have naturally, you know I love

46:54

food. I don't want to have to not

46:56

eat food. Yeah, so I just I manage. Okay, it's

46:58

about Being more calculated with the

47:00

diet and just being like cool. I'm gonna eat whatever

47:02

I want, but just eat less less

47:07

That's insane I

47:24

feel like a little kid always Yeah,

47:31

this is not planned out well So

47:33

anyways, it's just been I run like four four miles

47:36

every day or every other day and sometimes

47:38

I'll fall off for a minute Bro, there's

47:40

so much fucking pubes here. You like these

47:42

burgers. Oh I like

47:44

burgers. Yeah, but I never been invited on your

47:46

shitty little fucking Burger and

47:49

the answer is no if that's what you're going

47:51

with this. No, you know his burger shop Yeah,

47:53

10 10 burger. You have a spot. It's IP

47:58

it's IP right now That does

48:00

pop-up shops crazy and there we

48:03

paid top dollar to have them at the gender review

48:05

part I'll

48:08

do a review of your thing today, but

48:10

we'll use my cameras. We'll use me and

48:12

Logan's TV Anyways

48:17

long story short Mine

48:21

is Oliver long story short. It's always a

48:24

long story and it's never sure But a

48:26

long story short It's

48:30

about running and I also

48:32

don't live in America anymore. I don't live anywhere. So I Search

48:36

you up on Google. I should read this

48:38

to you. I've looked up you your thing on

48:40

Google Oliver David

48:43

tree Nicholson gender

48:45

male age 30 current

48:49

residents Moscow I

48:52

spent the time I lived out there for

48:55

a while now that was before the war

48:57

No, I've been with me or which war

48:59

the Cold War was never ended buddy. Hello

49:01

What are you in a proxy war right

49:04

now, dude? What why why'd you leave? Why

49:06

did I leave because I came back to America for business So

49:09

let me get this straight you moved to

49:12

Russia Were indoctrinated by

49:14

the Russians came back here for business. I

49:16

was what I thought there was a bunch

49:18

of Art What

49:21

type of music oh, we made dance music

49:23

little big I feel like

49:25

I feel like probably enough to be investigated at 100% like

49:28

if the feds were watching this I'd probably look in

49:30

your watch Jeremiah Jeffries would still want to work with

49:32

him if you knew how much time he spent in

49:34

Moscow Jeremiah was indirect and we had conversations at least

49:36

twice a week when I was in Russia It's just

49:38

really good to have this conversation with you because you

49:40

don't have the advice of your lawyer and my team's

49:43

gonna get all of this Information so I cannot wait to

49:45

see you when we get to Delaware. Whatever, dude You know

49:47

what I like to do when I

49:49

introduce you to people like everyone here is like

49:51

my close friends like family I know I'm wondering

49:53

what I'm doing here. No, you're like definitely the

49:55

like no one's like who's that weird looking? Yeah

49:58

But that's a little nicer, but yeah That's

50:00

just what they're saying. I'm just great people a mouthpiece

50:02

for them. Yeah, they're great people No, you can call

50:04

me whatever I don't give a shit. I definitely call

50:06

you weird-looking guy. I can

50:08

tell you about YouTube No way that here can't

50:11

I can't shave that weird shape out of yours.

50:13

It's not it's oblong. Ablagato Ablagato.

50:15

Alright, what's more you say this um, I like the

50:18

family doesn't like me. I know no they do they

50:20

like you They like you a lot. But what I

50:22

like what I like to do is show them your

50:24

music Cuz I'm like you have

50:26

you heard this song and they've all heard it cuz you got some hits,

50:29

bro I like I don't want to give it to you, but I have to

50:31

give it to you You got some hits

50:33

Oliver that one that goes There's

50:39

been you that one that goes live goes on

50:41

and on and on and on and on and

50:43

well There's been quite a lot of you're my

50:45

one and only but I like it at the

50:48

gym And

50:50

I was like you learned it so that you

50:52

could film I think I think I think we're

50:54

gonna I think we're gonna use it as like

50:56

an outro for one of these episodes for this

50:58

show and we're definitely not You could pass the

51:00

wave the royalty. Yeah, whatever you need man. Yeah,

51:02

that's like a brother to me I

51:07

was so bad lost 30 pounds in you like the

51:09

kids just from working out and diet back it from

51:11

Goonies. Remember that kid? Yeah You

51:17

know you look like you look like that guy in

51:20

it Maybe at the end. Oh, yeah,

51:22

the one a basement Every

51:27

time I look you guys I'm like, whoa, it's like

51:29

a Picasso painting Yo, we had a whole PDF for

51:31

this episode. No, no, no, no, cuz I do want

51:34

to ask Music

51:37

I think we were watching that's a day job. I'm

51:39

not I don't call myself a music. No, that's your

51:41

comment No, you it's crazy. Wait. Whoa. How what's

51:43

going on? I don't think any other top off That was not at all

51:49

He'll do that don't give me different haircut It's

51:53

like a Russian roulette situation. Uh,

51:55

did you have a controversy? I had many. Yeah,

51:57

there was one with miss you. Yeah. I'll miss

51:59

you I don't ever want to see you, but

52:01

what's the strategy there because you had the original song

52:04

miss you then you did no No, there's a joke.

52:06

No you just sped it up. Okay, so let me

52:08

show the story. You just had it I don't know

52:10

you don't want to hear it. I want it. I

52:12

have a really good Long

52:16

story sure who's talking are we all their

52:18

own podcast? Are

52:22

you want to know the story? Yeah, it's kind of

52:24

a long one you want to hear fuck you

52:26

got a short version I haven't not really

52:28

no yours. Yo you dropped your ear How

52:31

you dropped your ear? Jason

52:34

either to the Tyson fight. Yeah, I'm

52:36

not Am

52:41

I am I done wait

52:43

was this? No,

52:46

you no no finish me now not because

52:48

you keep moving around give a shit.

52:50

It's your hair is like a wave Don't

52:53

worry about it. I'll hold tight Yeah,

52:56

what why did you have this ear not use it

52:58

for oh, I did not have that here Why didn't

53:00

he cut this off and you fucking like screaming and

53:02

shit? I don't know where the ear came from. It

53:04

was just here My

53:06

jake, yeah, he he does have a whole

53:09

table of ears. Yeah, he has a whole

53:11

table of ears Because

53:13

yeah, Mike bites it off. He's gonna need an extra All

53:17

right, I'll show the story all right So it's good is there

53:19

actually a juicy story because I haven't really got to talk about

53:21

it And this was like very complicated legal

53:23

struggle that went on for a while so

53:26

the song was originally Called jerk

53:29

I had made it with marshmallow and

53:31

so I was any marshmallow marshmallow Okay,

53:35

so me and him make a song one day at

53:37

his house record it I'm

53:39

very proud to say I wrote every lyric every melody.

53:41

I produced a song with marshmallow. So you're saying he

53:43

did nothing He

53:46

made the drum beats and we made the beat the

53:48

song together we produced it together he

53:50

produced it with me So we make

53:53

this song Can we shut this

53:55

down? I was just gonna Hey, all right, all

53:57

right. You set this door shared space you said

54:00

Oliver since you did podcast last time

54:02

ad revenues dramatically down. We've had bro.

54:04

Come on. I'm not kidding I think some of our

54:06

shirts was some of your biggest shorts you ever had.

54:08

I think so, too Yeah, we actually owe you some

54:10

the fine thing went crazy. I'm Bro,

54:13

you came prepared. Yeah, this time I got

54:15

nothing He

54:22

says he's got to eat he doesn't even eat

54:24

no what where did he get that from? Yo,

54:27

is that poppy pop eyes and that's quick You

54:30

got your own you brought your own ketchup Bro,

54:33

what are you doing? All right? I'll tell the story.

54:35

I thought you don't eat. I

54:39

do eat just Calculated I just

54:41

don't eat as much. I haven't eaten

54:43

breakfast today Chicken

54:47

and dude Puerto Rico's chicken is fucking bone.

54:50

Have you tried the prime fried chicken? No,

54:52

is it actually a thing? No,

54:56

I know the ball and I had chicken I

55:03

Mean right now you actually look

55:05

you you're gone literally

55:08

over for you Do

55:10

you look like you look like a

55:13

train wreck dude like imagine this is

55:15

me sober Gary

55:19

cacton drugs, dude Oh,

55:22

that's great. Oh, yeah, bro. It's

55:25

in your hair. Yep fried

55:27

chicken in your hair I

55:30

got hair in my mouth Chicken

55:34

in my hair. How are you? So

55:38

let me just show you this is really crazy I'm

55:43

making a song with marshmallow and put

55:46

it out on my album ugly is beautiful, which Went

55:50

gold commercially successful. Yeah, pretty

55:52

much the only music people like for me and

55:55

then I'm years

55:57

later. I have a meeting with my label Like

56:02

they told me you got a remix. It's going pretty

56:04

crazy My manager mentions

56:06

that and I'm like cool. What is it? And then

56:08

the label literally says this like Don't

56:12

worry about it. I was like fuck but sometimes

56:14

they say stuff like this. Yeah, don't

56:16

worry. Yeah Kind of

56:19

like dodgy and so I'm like, okay. I Go

56:22

home and I look up Jerk all of

56:24

your tree remix and I find this other remix and it's not that

56:26

big and I was like a couple million views And I'm like, okay

56:30

It's not that impressive. Maybe that was why they didn't

56:33

want to talk about it fast forward about a month

56:35

later. I'm in the bathtub I'm

56:39

being a fucking bathtub at my parents house I'm

56:43

in the tub, right? Stop

56:46

laughing. This is serious. Sorry Fuck What

56:54

do you mean? It's kinda hard not to. I

56:56

want a 5150 right now. I want you gone

57:01

I never want to see you again Like

57:06

what I'm in the bathtub, right?

57:08

I don't I actually don't like

57:10

you anymore. I don't Yeah,

57:13

you guys want some? I'm sorry. I'm being rude. It does look so

57:16

good have some I'm alright Mike

57:19

Mike, no, I'm okay. Please I've got my mouth.

57:21

I don't give a shit. I got hair in

57:23

my mouth All

57:26

right, so in

57:28

my bathtub and I'm on Instagram looking

57:30

at reels I Hear

57:33

my remix on my song. Sure. It's playing.

57:35

It's crazy and I look at the thing.

57:37

It was like Tens

57:40

of thousands of reshares of this song and I'm like,

57:42

it's crazy. It doesn't even say my name on it

57:45

It doesn't say it's a different title Who'd I

57:47

made it this other artist from Germany

57:49

South Star, which I didn't know at the time now I

57:51

was like, what the fuck is this my song? This

57:54

is a song that I really spend remix and now

57:56

my name's not on it The

57:59

song title changed I couldn't even find the remix

58:01

when I had looked for it. So I was like, that's crazy.

58:03

This shit's going off and I liked it. It sounded great. Shout

58:05

out to Southstar. You did a great job. So

58:08

I hit him on manager.

58:10

I'm like, yo, what's up with this? This shit's going crazy. It sounds

58:12

good too. And he was like, he's

58:16

like, yeah, that's the remix that they were talking about. And

58:20

then basically, I'm

58:24

sorry. I'm getting my cholesterol

58:26

building up. So I hit

58:30

him up and he's like, hey, we're sending you

58:32

the official remix. He's on his own

58:34

big dude. There's no fucking way. Don't

58:36

get started with that shit, bro. I don't

58:38

endorse that kind of shit. I endorse people to

58:40

learn how to love themselves. I

58:43

have to love myself looking at the mirror at everything.

58:48

And bro, I know I look that way, but

58:50

no surgery, bro. No surgery, bro.

58:53

You're all natural. You're all natural.

58:57

Straight up. I'm not even using

58:59

shampoo. I don't even fucking wash my hair anymore. I

59:02

would advise not to be my master right here. It's

59:06

not funny. It surrises and you eating that chicken

59:08

together is disgusting, bro. All right. I'm gonna pay

59:10

short. So I hit him on manager. I'm like,

59:12

what's up with this remix? And he's like, no,

59:16

we're putting out the official version. Getting

59:19

a re-release and it's gonna come

59:21

out and bro, there's hair in the chicken.

59:24

Is it yours? I don't like the

59:26

whole, bro. Otherwise

59:28

it's someone else's view. That's spicy, brother.

59:32

Oh, it might be a Puerto Rican puke,

59:34

bro. It might be. It might be a

59:36

Puerto Rican Latino puke, bro. This Popeye's fucks

59:38

don't know. Oh my God. You want some?

59:41

I'm all right. You sure? Yeah, I'm positive.

59:43

Thank you. We have gum in our mouth.

59:45

All right. Let me speed this up. This is obviously taking me

59:47

a while. So, so

59:49

I'm getting some stains. Are

59:54

you serious? I'm gonna say this. What is

59:56

that? What are you putting on that chicken?

59:58

Very easy. Why does it look like

1:00:00

ketchup? But

1:00:05

it looks like barbecue sauce when you when you spray

1:00:08

it We

1:00:16

eat it it was is brownie. Let

1:00:18

me see let me see the friends Bro

1:00:22

you that bottle is disgusting For

1:00:26

did you rip the label off the front? When

1:00:31

you pay yo hold up give

1:00:34

me that ketchup barbecue bottle I Just

1:00:37

try to fucking eat you and you said I know

1:00:39

but this is getting serious Bro,

1:00:47

it's covered. Did you rip the label? Yes,

1:00:49

I did I'm

1:00:52

not getting paid to endorse the Texas. I can use

1:00:54

that it are you being paid

1:00:56

to endorse Papa? Yeah

1:00:59

Not yet, dude, dude. I'll order

1:01:02

by me. Where did you get the

1:01:04

I don't think they do that were from home Have

1:01:08

I from bro Disgusting

1:01:12

there's hair put it in the shell put

1:01:14

it on the shell put it on the

1:01:16

shell. All right, let me make this story quick Paper

1:01:20

does horrid All

1:01:25

right, let me make this story quick so The

1:01:28

song is getting a really still label

1:01:30

sends it to me for approval It has initials on it and

1:01:32

then it says the song miss the title miss you and I'm

1:01:35

like Whoa, what the fuck

1:01:37

is this? I was called jerky to remix of my song

1:01:39

jerk Can we change the title and then we're good to

1:01:41

release it and then they

1:01:44

said no the songs already so big It's already

1:01:46

like a huge smash in Germany, which is where

1:01:48

South Stars from and they said It

1:01:51

can't be changed and I was like, whatever that's not that big

1:01:53

of a deal I didn't even know who

1:01:55

South Star was or where this song was from but

1:01:57

they just said it's big in Germany So I'm gonna

1:02:00

Okay, whatever you know that video.

1:02:03

I guess upload to my youtube account. Just like a title

1:02:05

card blank image There's

1:02:08

so much hair in this fucking chicken, bro. You would not believe it.

1:02:10

I was good approaching those side I'm

1:02:12

not gonna try to shy away from it. It's

1:02:14

good for you The

1:02:17

the YouTube video goes up with the world Mike

1:02:21

Sorry, you're a grown-ass man, dude. It's not pull

1:02:23

it together. It's not that it's what happened to

1:02:25

you with this song The story is making me

1:02:28

feel terrible. Yeah, right. I didn't get to the

1:02:30

good part Alright, so it

1:02:32

comes out in the comments. I just flooded with you

1:02:34

stole this song you stole the song. I'm like Fuck

1:02:37

do you mean? There's literally a remix of

1:02:39

my song I wrote the fucking lyrics in the

1:02:41

melodies which that's a huge statement to say who

1:02:43

sang lyrics Me it's

1:02:45

just been pitched up. Okay, you know how many

1:02:48

artists Sing other

1:02:50

people songs that other huge teams of people wrote them

1:02:52

and they're telling me I stole a fucking song that

1:02:54

I put My heart and soul into writing the lyric

1:02:56

that's what people connect with it. You're singing the lyrics

1:02:58

to me You said the lyrics in a joke a

1:03:00

second ago. Yep, that's a huge part

1:03:02

I like without those lyrics the song is not what

1:03:04

it is That's like literally what people sing and the melody

1:03:06

is what gets caught in your head. So Long

1:03:09

story short people telling me I stole something that I had wrote

1:03:11

with my own Heartbreak and my own

1:03:13

problems in life And so it's like crazy for me to

1:03:16

be like you're saying I stole a song when you got

1:03:18

all these people singing other people's Song so let me make

1:03:20

this clear It comes out and

1:03:22

I see these people stealing songs and I'm like, what the fuck

1:03:24

is this? I call my manager. I say

1:03:26

what do you mean? They stole the song? Let's take this down I

1:03:29

don't know what's going on, but I don't like this. I don't want

1:03:31

to be a part of this. So then the song Like

1:03:34

talking my manager. He talked to the label. He said hey, we're

1:03:36

figuring this out right now Sorry

1:03:39

that one Said

1:03:44

that the song I smell it. I smell it.

1:03:47

What is going on here? Why are you making

1:03:49

that face? What face? Sorry,

1:03:51

take you serious with that face. What face you

1:03:53

look mad. I'm not mad. This is face Mike

1:04:00

You want them here no

1:04:04

no okay here. I'll pick

1:04:06

that Why

1:04:16

you have a backup sandwich are

1:04:19

you serious right now what I

1:04:21

didn't have breakfast Can

1:04:24

you make this story short with someone on a zem pic

1:04:26

eat like this? I Really

1:04:30

do that title defense right there

1:04:34

We can't You

1:04:37

cleared Adderall's in the game crack with that boy

1:04:41

No, hi cholesterol no Wait,

1:04:45

can I just ask one question so what you're saying

1:04:47

is Someone took

1:04:49

your your your IP your

1:04:51

product and every minute sped it

1:04:53

up And they

1:04:55

got the glory by speeding it up. Let me

1:04:57

ask you a question your runner, right? So

1:05:00

you started off running this race? Someone

1:05:03

ran it better than you were faster and

1:05:05

they took the glory. So what are you

1:05:07

mad about? You're a sore loser I'm not

1:05:13

Maybe next time maybe next time be

1:05:15

faster check this out. So speed

1:05:18

up your own voice in In again,

1:05:21

someone's gonna tell this story tomorrow faster

1:05:23

and it's gonna get more views Doing

1:05:26

it all never Mike whatever you never had anything

1:05:28

successful in your entire life And I'm trying to

1:05:30

share a very intimate moment You're being a song and

1:05:32

then we put it into your work make an interpolation

1:05:35

Like where it sounds like it or you make a

1:05:37

cover of it or use some of it You're basically

1:05:40

giving all the songwriting to the original people because that's

1:05:42

just how otherwise they cuz they get to the side

1:05:44

Hey, like a song like I say baby or like

1:05:46

I can ride a bike when I'll handle bars I

1:05:49

don't know I

1:05:53

don't know that one. Is there a problem with

1:05:55

that? No, you know, what's this? I will

1:05:57

get to the story later. So

1:06:00

Maybe we won't. Maybe we won't get

1:06:03

it. The whole podcast is going to be me

1:06:05

telling this story. But

1:06:08

it's a good one. Yeah. Alright.

1:06:11

So, let me just put this in perspective. I told you

1:06:13

Master is recording and writing. So, I already had all the

1:06:15

publishing I would make. And with the label,

1:06:17

they give me a set amount of money that's a cap

1:06:19

that's not much. And

1:06:21

they basically say, hey, here's where you get paid. Per album,

1:06:24

if I sell a million copies or sell no copies,

1:06:26

I don't really see any difference. Because I make expensive music videos.

1:06:28

I owe them tens of millions of dollars still based on the

1:06:30

way that the deals are structured. Because it's set up for me

1:06:33

to make. I have to pay $7 back to pay back $1.

1:06:36

So, if I take a million, I got to

1:06:39

pay back basically $7 million. You could say it's a little bit less,

1:06:41

but it's somewhere in this ballpark. So, long story short, I have

1:06:43

no dog in this fight. The label

1:06:45

is the only one who has something to gain. I

1:06:47

already have the publishing, which publishing is

1:06:49

a big deal for me. But the song was already going

1:06:51

off. I already owned the writing of the song. So, that

1:06:53

was not going to affect me whether the song on the

1:06:55

master side made more money or not. I

1:06:58

had no dog in this fight is what I'm trying to

1:07:00

explain. It was purely the label's thing. So, this is something

1:07:02

what I got caught up in. So, did this other artist

1:07:04

in this war between two major labels. There's

1:07:06

only really three major labels. So, between two of

1:07:09

them, they were in. They're always, they're all battling

1:07:11

each other always. And

1:07:15

long story short. Bro,

1:07:17

you blew past that possibility of

1:07:19

law. Like literally 25 minutes ago.

1:07:24

There's no way you can wait. Okay.

1:07:27

You can fit that label for this

1:07:29

story. So, the label has hired someone

1:07:31

else to recreate the beat. What happened

1:07:33

was the kid, his label was like,

1:07:37

my label came after his label and said, hey, this is

1:07:39

our song. We own the

1:07:41

vocal, which has been used. We own the

1:07:43

master as a remix. We collect all this

1:07:45

money basically. And this is our

1:07:47

success. And then the other label said,

1:07:50

no, fuck that. We'll just have someone re-sing your vocal.

1:07:52

Now we own this song. Oh, the Germans. Yeah,

1:07:55

but in Germany as well, bro. I mean, what

1:07:57

are you going to... Well, I sang it in

1:07:59

English. All right, hear me out. So

1:08:01

this is what happened The song went from a

1:08:03

remix to then overnight after it had already become

1:08:05

a huge smash success It went and turned into a

1:08:08

cover of my song So what happened

1:08:10

was the version that was viral on kick-talk and all

1:08:12

these things that was with my vocal

1:08:14

It wasn't actually the covered vocal with the girl singing

1:08:16

that happened later where they had to be like There

1:08:18

was always versions of our viral which had my vocal

1:08:21

on his beat and what my label did essentially was

1:08:23

said we're gonna You guys are gonna cut us out

1:08:25

of the singing. We're gonna cut you out of

1:08:27

the beat So they had hired someone else

1:08:29

to recreate the beat So now you have

1:08:31

two people battling each other which I found

1:08:33

gray loopholes Which hasn't been really exploited kind

1:08:35

of like unexplored territory in the music industry

1:08:38

and basically what happened was Everyone's

1:08:40

like Oliver you stole this song How could you I'm

1:08:42

like I have nothing to do with this

1:08:44

and I kept asking label I'm like I want to take

1:08:46

this down I don't want to be fucking hated for this

1:08:48

stupidest fucking thing ever like this is not doing anything

1:08:50

good for me It's just making me look like a some kind of

1:08:53

asshole and they're like it's all being taken care

1:08:55

of it's all being worked on It's

1:08:57

all good classic label clock

1:09:00

and then basically Every

1:09:02

week I hit him up. I asked what's going on. I

1:09:04

talked to my manager He's like it's being resolved and then

1:09:06

at one point they're like, okay finally resolved. So I'm in

1:09:08

Germany at this point I'm playing a show in Berlin I'm

1:09:12

like, yo like shout out South Star like

1:09:14

to make this this amazing version of the

1:09:16

song and and

1:09:20

Now it's been resolved when you guys buy his version of

1:09:22

the song I make money and when you buy my

1:09:24

version He makes money and then the next

1:09:26

day he like posts. He's like he's a

1:09:28

liar about I was like, whoa What it's

1:09:30

he's like it's isn't resolved yet. Whoa, so

1:09:32

someone had already my information was continuously Like

1:09:35

incorrect so me and the kid hopped on the

1:09:38

phone. He apologized for stealing my song and I

1:09:40

apologize for stealing How

1:09:42

we both were like this is crazy He's like I

1:09:44

don't want to change the fucking girl singer from your

1:09:46

voice The label made me do that and I was

1:09:48

like I didn't even want this version to come out and

1:09:50

once it's out You can't be like take down the song.

1:09:52

It's making you guys millions of dollars. It's out of your

1:09:54

fucking hand They're like, this is our machines running. This is

1:09:56

what they do. Wait, so the one with 600 million

1:09:59

plays and Spotify under your name on

1:10:01

someone else remade the beat. Yes, but wait

1:10:03

that you on the lyrics I

1:10:05

wrote all the lyrics all the melodies and everyone's like you stole this song

1:10:08

if I played it right now I get copyright

1:10:10

takedown for sure get Warner MG

1:10:12

that we were you sorted. It'll just take a couple

1:10:15

hours to whitelist it couple hours. Yeah,

1:10:17

they're good with it No, they're not you

1:10:20

could not you could not get it. You wouldn't get it Did

1:10:26

you All

1:10:31

right, let me move on Anyways,

1:10:33

I've been severely hated for this fucking thing. I had

1:10:35

no play and I feel like people hate you for

1:10:38

like so many other reasons as well, too same with

1:10:40

you We

1:10:42

can get into that Also, I

1:10:44

dated artists and her fans created

1:10:47

the most crazy Smear

1:10:49

campaign on my life. Mirkin. Well, what would they

1:10:51

say about you? Literally everything you can ever make?

1:10:53

I'll ever I'll

1:10:56

ever treason is arsonist literally anything

1:10:59

you could say it's bad about you say

1:11:01

arsenic or DJ arsonist arsonist burns down So

1:11:03

yeah, is there any truth to that you

1:11:06

look like an arsonist? Oh my god Let me

1:11:08

just say this though. And then wait pilot higher

1:11:10

or fireworks. This is really seriously. I fucked my

1:11:12

life up Then she asked her fans. Hey guys,

1:11:14

we ended on Mutual

1:11:16

terms wearing good terms now

1:11:18

and mutually please like

1:11:21

leave him alone. Stop spreading false information And

1:11:23

what did that do? It just said the floodgates open

1:11:25

now They're sending me death threats and even more

1:11:27

like it just opened it up all like a

1:11:29

reverse psychology Whatever. They just came

1:11:32

after me crazy after that and then it kind of died

1:11:34

down it goes crazy And then it fizzles out for a

1:11:36

bit who was who's the artist was it? I don't know

1:11:38

that and I'm not gonna say names of people. I don't

1:11:40

this is a baby Billy eyelish. I'm not gonna say was

1:11:42

it Drake Was it who's

1:11:44

the artist the girl? They dated it was

1:11:46

P. Diddy wasn't P. Diddy No,

1:11:49

Diddy. Oh Dude, no,

1:11:51

dude. No, Diddy fucking a

1:11:53

list. No album. I think

1:11:55

you're like basically your go

1:11:57

and then her fans were like Went

1:12:00

crazy. They expected it was all about me and that

1:12:02

I was this horrible person There was

1:12:04

like some recording in the song like that's him yelling

1:12:06

at her recordings of it And she like was like

1:12:09

commented back like hey, it's not him in

1:12:11

the song You guys are just making stuff up just again,

1:12:13

please leave him alone Was it

1:12:15

Miley Cyrus more death threats more Phoebe Bridger Miley Cyrus

1:12:17

it was what a matter I feel like if you

1:12:19

and Miley Cyrus met you'd be like Bonnie and Clyde

1:12:22

Wait, was it James Charles cuz he just put out

1:12:24

a new song it was just

1:12:26

the word Why was

1:12:28

no way no These

1:12:31

kind of things just fuck you up so much. I just got off the

1:12:33

internet. I was like this is so unhealthy So

1:12:36

on it's so gnarly. Yeah, I mean I don't

1:12:38

even know how you do it do what

1:12:40

you do what sociopath Deal with the she's

1:12:42

not do it what they true. Well hatred

1:12:44

does not hatred. I love this

1:12:46

mindset And this is why you're winning all genius

1:12:51

also I

1:12:53

texted you too and that the the fight happened

1:12:55

and you were getting so much from that one

1:12:57

guy. Yeah My heart felt so

1:12:59

much for you. I was like oh my god, and I

1:13:01

knew that you're like How much

1:13:03

it hurt you but and how much it hurt Nina, and it

1:13:05

was so unfortunate, but ultimately This

1:13:08

controversy stuff it sells it makes the thing the

1:13:10

fight was the biggest you were and Ksi's

1:13:13

fucking legend and I consider him someone I look

1:13:15

up to and a brother and someone so special

1:13:18

You're Fight might

1:13:20

have been more anticipated because of the build-up to it.

1:13:22

You know what I mean? I think it definitely was

1:13:24

for sure sure we could say that for sure so

1:13:26

what I'm saying is Controversy sells you

1:13:28

know what I mean and sometimes I usually use I

1:13:30

manufacture it typically to try to sell stuff But when

1:13:32

it's turned against you it can be very damaging you

1:13:34

know and it's like I My

1:13:37

song life goes on like that song had controversy as well Which

1:13:39

is one of my biggest songs as well and my friend and

1:13:41

me had a falling out over that song And

1:13:44

we didn't release it for eight years And then we

1:13:46

got good terms my friend getter who helped make it

1:13:48

and I put that message that story

1:13:50

out because I'm like yeah Yeah, there's a guy

1:13:52

who was online like he made vine. Yeah, yeah

1:13:55

me and him he got him in the colette

1:13:57

He the suh dudes got me going away He

1:14:01

showed me how to produce I showed him out of DJ Whoa

1:14:03

origins for me so and now he goes

1:14:05

by Terry. He's a rapper and producer So

1:14:07

he's totally on a different trajectory now, but

1:14:10

long story short We

1:14:12

should put a clicker of how many times we have to

1:14:14

drink take a shot each time Anyways,

1:14:17

that's one. I like manufactured that a bit out that

1:14:20

happened But then I was the one being like yeah

1:14:22

This is what happened and that helped make promote the

1:14:24

song or make a thing about onions or whatever You

1:14:26

know what I said on the bar you are you

1:14:28

feeling alright though mentally I've never been better So that's

1:14:31

the beauty of it. So one sec

1:14:41

No way No

1:14:45

way you actually

1:14:47

got donuts and guess what wait

1:14:49

there's more Cuz

1:14:56

I know you can't get it out here. That's

1:14:58

quick chocolate syrup. Yeah You

1:15:00

can't get it out here. It's bam. It's some

1:15:03

kind of it's the embargo apparently Say

1:15:07

zoom into these donuts Show

1:15:09

show the donuts hold them up a little bit more. I

1:15:11

had them up the camera a little bit tilt them tilt

1:15:13

the box I'm not being paid for this fucking In

1:15:17

fact, I'm not getting paid for any of this I flew

1:15:19

out on my own time pay for the hotel I'm waiting

1:15:21

for reversion. Oh tell you I don't want to say people

1:15:23

are gonna not have to double tree Oh,

1:15:26

you have to double tree classic. That's good.

1:15:28

Oliver. Thanks. Is that enough? Who's

1:15:31

eating I had eight donuts the other night. Okay, and

1:15:34

you're gonna have eight more today. No, it's too much

1:15:36

What are we gonna eat? That was after dinner and

1:15:38

a dessert Bro

1:15:40

the fresh with the mic. Are you

1:15:42

even hearing? Yeah, I'm sorry you you

1:15:45

are insane human Oliver Can I throw

1:15:47

bug in mom? There's a cream too.

1:15:49

I'm getting hair in my mouth. Something crazy Bro

1:15:56

Are you how's your mental? How are you

1:15:58

mentally? Let me get Because

1:16:03

I didn't say is barbecue sauce

1:16:05

and. All kinds ship. So.

1:16:09

Mentally. Has. Not gone off

1:16:11

the internet. New. Had such devastating

1:16:13

effect on my life. I was

1:16:15

a good so unhealthy. If

1:16:19

is a beacon of health our systems

1:16:21

upsetting to see. How

1:16:24

these are you Healthy center city the fit

1:16:26

for seems these won't do best you know

1:16:28

it's crazy I am were albert are doing

1:16:30

bobby least all of these. Don't

1:16:34

sir. Bobby. Lee.

1:16:37

The fucking Legend. By.

1:16:39

Don't respect him. Have them. Were.

1:16:43

Pulling out. What?

1:16:45

Happened. Or

1:16:47

moon is little rink eating podcast which one

1:16:49

is got six. All

1:16:52

of us are always three a month

1:16:54

or else but I did a lot

1:16:56

of a spade look at a ruthless

1:16:58

was inside. Her mother had some do

1:17:01

with the breaking of of his relationship.

1:17:04

Because. I was weren't allowed. To

1:17:07

do? Actually, I don't know. She's

1:17:10

great. The are just the way I was in

1:17:12

hims for out and six years last week. You

1:17:14

know what really was the last straw for me?

1:17:17

I said a sprinkle on the thing

1:17:19

is them as air and sprinkling of

1:17:22

on their might get of a that

1:17:24

never seen anything like this is a

1:17:26

little a good outlook splurge. On

1:17:30

the path or of up a. Doozy

1:17:33

are Easy was really isn't a somehow

1:17:35

it went back to com emphasis on

1:17:37

a top of Bobby Lee you know

1:17:40

he was was outshine Game to open

1:17:42

up for me at Red Rocks. I'm.

1:17:46

Open a robot banjo there were over them how

1:17:48

he does on how many as he does the

1:17:50

comedy asking the new come out you should I'm

1:17:52

on. the preserve it off and

1:17:54

book about that he signed a waiver

1:17:56

for the show was in no no

1:17:59

editing side there Waver for the wrestling not

1:18:01

playing either until Jeremiah Jeff is here in

1:18:03

person. He's that he's an actual liability I

1:18:06

feel like he actually would sue me. What if he

1:18:08

has like what if he goes into anaphylactic shock? Can

1:18:10

we talk about what's happening today? No, no, tell me

1:18:12

more about Bobby Bobby Lee He

1:18:15

fell off. I Love

1:18:19

Bobby Last time

1:18:21

I saw Los Angeles And

1:18:24

I was walking with my parents as he was literally a

1:18:26

homeless woman sitting on the sidewalk and I look over Lee

1:18:32

It was Bobby Lee sitting there. Why would he

1:18:34

do it? He was like I'm at a party.

1:18:36

It was dumbfounded his birth

1:18:39

there Yeah, and he was out or I

1:18:41

was uh, I was out Nobu with the

1:18:43

rent LA style so I

1:18:45

can speak your guys lingo. Well, he lives here now. It's

1:18:47

just me Okay

1:18:50

influencer style Whatever I know

1:18:52

Malibu with your family. No, no, you're a

1:18:56

Yeah, my parents car got broken in here that

1:18:58

cut my dad's art books got stolen That's what

1:19:00

happens on lost yet again, dude That's why you

1:19:02

gotta go to man and Bobby Lee was sitting

1:19:04

on the sidewalk like he had seen something really

1:19:06

dark And I was like what's up and then

1:19:08

I gave him a hug told him I loved him and never saw him

1:19:10

again Do you know what national you

1:19:13

know what nationality is? No,

1:19:15

what would you guess? I don't play

1:19:18

that game. No, I'm already gonna get cancer

1:19:20

for being involved Cancer bro What

1:19:23

do you what's your guess? Come on thrown Asian out?

1:19:28

Right now there's a throughout fucking

1:19:30

out throughout an Asian Portuguese

1:19:34

yeah, you got it. You got Bro,

1:19:37

why I can't be the only one he makes you

1:19:40

know, just y'all let me ask you one last question

1:19:42

about Bobby Lee What about him? So on his show

1:19:44

he told me that he thinks that in the event

1:19:46

of a nuclear apocalypse

1:19:48

in Los Angeles if He

1:19:51

were blind he would be able to make

1:19:53

his way from his house to five guys,

1:19:55

which is one mile from his home He

1:20:00

would be able to pull that off of course. He's Bobby

1:20:02

Lee someone would help him there if he couldn't Know

1:20:05

this everyone's dead the cockroach perhaps Yeah,

1:20:09

what's he gonna get a fight? He's gonna go in the kitchen

1:20:12

as a as a blind man and make the burger no You

1:20:14

just have to get there and tag the door okay. I think

1:20:16

he's fine. I can't believe you broke

1:20:18

up him in koala That was a good that was a good

1:20:20

relationship. We fucked it up honestly well

1:20:23

if you watch the tiger belly episode

1:20:26

There was a lot of sexual tension Between

1:20:28

me and Bobby you've never have you ever been it have

1:20:30

you ever been invited on trash Tuesday trash

1:20:33

Tuesday? I'm not familiar What is it? It's her show oh

1:20:35

wow guess it was I did the other

1:20:37

one too though bad friends Oh, you know

1:20:40

great show got the worst response I ever

1:20:42

have for anything They beat you I

1:20:44

kicked Bobby off his own show and they love Bobby

1:20:46

and then I kicked Andrew out It

1:20:49

was like musical chair. They're not gonna kick the Andrew out or

1:20:51

just mad to kick Bobby out just Bob I

1:20:53

didn't kick Andrew out. He's too sweet of a guy But

1:20:57

um yeah, it didn't go well can I can well no

1:20:59

I was gonna say yeah Go I play the heel a

1:21:01

lot and I know that you play the heel a lot

1:21:03

too And I'm not playing what

1:21:05

he's not playing He's

1:21:07

not playing. I know the real guys a

1:21:09

sweetheart no big teddy bear Optimistic

1:21:12

dreamer last night. He told me of

1:21:14

a dream. What was it preserve humanity?

1:21:16

I Said

1:21:24

I could be buried in the tomb at the center with him

1:21:28

I'm gonna have a part of the museum cuz I'm making of

1:21:30

my own museum you can have your own way It's

1:21:34

basically a foundation for baby geniuses, which I'm starting

1:21:36

while I'm alive But I'm hoping look

1:21:38

like a baby listen and he gets when he

1:21:40

gets on his Elon shit You know what if

1:21:43

you want to do that? I'm down to like

1:21:45

believe it because you are a smart person You

1:21:47

need a scientific breakthrough in the next year One

1:21:50

in the next year you need a scientific breakthrough you guys

1:21:52

want some water no, bro Just

1:21:56

stop I

1:22:01

back to the mental no no The

1:22:04

baby's not gonna have There

1:22:07

will be no oh wait. Let's get this straight. I'm

1:22:10

the only person in this room who knows the

1:22:12

baby's gender So let's not fucking start yeah Actually

1:22:15

true and also don't Logan you don't

1:22:17

know this don't say it, but I am gonna be revealing

1:22:20

it right here on the No

1:22:23

you can't yes, I can bro you can't guess what I

1:22:26

can no, please don't yes, I can every

1:22:31

secret Has a price and

1:22:34

Logan for the right price. I'm

1:22:36

going to keep my mouth shut well how much? We'll

1:22:39

talk after I want some money at the casino last

1:22:41

night you did you wouldn't know cuz you weren't there with us

1:22:44

Yeah, cuz you made me uber home you fucking dick. He's

1:22:47

like there's not room in my dings. I didn't He's

1:22:50

like Oliver. You're good to go. I was like y'all

1:22:52

call uber. He's like all right cool. Is it working?

1:22:54

I was like yeah, 25 minutes. He's like cool. No

1:22:56

you said hey you said eight Yeah

1:22:59

at that point it was eight cuz I'd already been through the

1:23:01

rigam around trying to figure my way out in this the

1:23:03

middle of the dark Wait

1:23:05

you guys you guys had a night

1:23:07

out last night. No yeah, yeah, I

1:23:09

was more of a chaperone. What's the

1:23:11

casino? Oh, I put the max bet

1:23:13

on red one through twelve

1:23:16

one to eighteen Odd and

1:23:19

a number and I hit all of them in

1:23:21

the same role. What was it red red seven?

1:23:24

How sick it sounds like you guys

1:23:26

had a good time I can't remember the last time that

1:23:28

you came out with me or Evan. I know that's why

1:23:30

it's not so it's fun We

1:23:34

gotta go we actually have to go yeah,

1:23:36

you can have that board eight pillow Well,

1:23:39

it's a big blur. What happened with the whole energy? Off

1:23:42

the internet dude what I have happened I I'm

1:23:50

a fucking idiot dude. I spent 635,000

1:23:55

for my dinosaur bones only 3%

1:24:00

concrete yeah Wait

1:24:03

go on. I want to hear so you've lost how

1:24:05

much money, bro. What is your problem? I want the

1:24:07

money to keep the get that I'm going away from

1:24:09

get out all face, bro I'll say it. How would

1:24:11

you be willing to pay me to keep this secret?

1:24:16

How about this? I'm not gonna pay

1:24:18

you anything. I'll take the dinosaur. No. I'm not giving

1:24:20

you a dinosaur Oh the dinosaur tooth

1:24:22

the raptor tooth. It's a t-rex tooth.

1:24:24

I'll take that for sure no If

1:24:27

you if you what about the big you don't

1:24:29

have in the hallway can't have the gun What

1:24:32

about one of the okay? What about the golf

1:24:34

cart? No you can't have anything. I'm not giving

1:24:36

anything I want you golf cart the escalated golf.

1:24:39

No I heard it didn't work. I'll take that If

1:24:43

you don't say anything about the

1:24:45

gender and don't spoil it. I will

1:24:47

actually murder you Think

1:24:50

about no think about think about you

1:24:52

think about continuing Yeah, I ain't buying

1:24:54

it you could continue living. I live

1:24:57

a great life And no your question and you want

1:25:00

to keep living right now Make

1:25:09

a long story the baby is a How

1:25:12

much money Logan Paul bro come on no

1:25:14

how much is your life worth my life?

1:25:16

No, because if you say Oliver, I'll kill

1:25:18

you okay, and they're not like if I

1:25:20

don't know If

1:25:23

you don't say it you'll give me I'll let you live That's

1:25:26

what I'm saying. You're not good. No.

1:25:29

I'm not gonna go. I'm threatening you.

1:25:31

I'm threatening Jeremiah Jeffries It's about to

1:25:33

get involved Jeremiah Jeffries definitely bro. I'm

1:25:35

threatening you consider It might even know

1:25:37

what's happening is should we say anything

1:25:39

that's happening you can't talk about the

1:25:41

cameras again Yeah, there's a there's a

1:25:43

massive wrestling match a highly anticipated professional

1:25:45

wrestling match We put a wrestling ring

1:25:47

in my brother's backyard Between

1:25:49

two of the most famous wrestlers here

1:25:51

in Puerto Rico and local Puerto Rican

1:25:53

professional wrestlers legendary guys so talented as

1:25:55

a celebrity guest referee Oliver tree

1:25:59

Ones wearing Blue ones wearing

1:26:01

pink Wait, we don't

1:26:03

know though. We like we said It's

1:26:06

a sex party, right? Yes, you said

1:26:08

that I said, baby sex

1:26:10

party But

1:26:13

sex party will do But

1:26:16

gender we have we Oliver

1:26:19

we do have to go it's a party starts in Talk

1:26:22

about Antarctica man. I made it. Oh

1:26:25

you did end up going. Yeah, I'm going I went

1:26:27

there You do it you dumb It

1:26:31

was the greatest thing of all time the best I

1:26:33

stayed there for multiple months I didn't even want

1:26:35

to leave two and a half months cold

1:26:38

bro. I jumped in the fucking water I did

1:26:40

a while or plunge while it was snowing whoa

1:26:43

It was the greatest experience of my entire life

1:26:45

whoa Vilarating and I played three DJ sets on

1:26:47

my DJ now how many people in the crowd

1:26:50

there's like 10 10 or 11, but

1:26:53

I have lots of fans out there, bro the whole boat Me

1:26:56

scientists, uh, okay, so so

1:26:58

like maybe 10,000 penguins there would be three

1:27:00

different types Emperor on one

1:27:02

Emperor for sure chin strap chin strap all

1:27:04

on one Big

1:27:06

piece of black eyes, bro Like you would see them

1:27:08

all intermingling which is very rare the species tend to

1:27:11

keep to themselves But I was studying

1:27:13

all the animals we saw so much orca whales Reaching

1:27:15

bro the three at a time I got

1:27:18

so I've made the greatest Documentary of all

1:27:20

time and I was all these archaeological digs

1:27:23

Do you want to continue telling a story then we'll go

1:27:25

to the party Okay,

1:27:27

I'm feeling I'm just feeling a little disrespect If you don't

1:27:29

mind you can hang hang back with Caleb you guys just

1:27:31

fit it wrap up the show Don't leave me here. I'll

1:27:33

let me just say the last thing you can i'm just

1:27:35

gonna be in the other room going All

1:27:37

right, i'm going back me to see if I like you're

1:27:40

gonna play there to this episode of the pulse All right,

1:27:42

would you mind signing off for us? No,

1:27:44

I don't I don't think that's a good idea Logan

1:27:46

I want you to join me man. I'm gonna be i'm

1:27:48

bringing the whole band out there Logan

1:27:51

Please mike mike,

1:27:54

please i'm sorry about what I said at

1:27:57

office max mike Logan!

1:28:01

Guy! Oh

1:28:04

fuck, man, there's hair everywhere. All

1:28:07

right, you guys, finally the moment you've

1:28:10

been waiting for, these

1:28:12

dumb bastards are gone and

1:28:14

it's the Oliver Tree Show. Thank you guys for watching. Shout

1:28:17

out to Logan and Nina. Congrats on the

1:28:19

big baby, the bun in the oven. We're

1:28:21

not sure who the father is yet.

1:28:25

The DNA case will be returned

1:28:28

soon, but I did talk to the doctor

1:28:30

and everybody. There's a last thing

1:28:32

else I can say, the gender. It

1:28:34

is...