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5.12: The Artifice

Released Wednesday, 5th June 2024
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5.12: The Artifice

5.12: The Artifice

5.12: The Artifice

5.12: The Artifice

Wednesday, 5th June 2024
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0:01

Hi. Everyone had a here on this penultimate

0:03

episode of season five to thank a patron

0:05

and I am also here. We would like

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to thank Lulu Apple for her support on

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Patriot on thank you Dear What an honor

0:12

to have such a famous barn in our

0:14

corner. I've. Never heard of

0:16

Lou Apple. Well, I can't be responsible for

0:18

your media consumption now can? That's your job?

0:20

You know what? I really can't argue with

0:22

that. If you would like

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to support the show go to

0:27

patriot.com/the goblin said. And now let's

0:29

go to the In. Previously.

0:33

On In between. Mountain

0:39

travelling no interest, pets. Cold

0:42

snow. Oh if you

0:44

think that's bad, On.

0:48

Come on and what's? The

1:41

weather. It means we're getting

1:43

close. You're telling me that

1:45

a dragon can affect the whether

1:47

yak Say that? that? They are

1:49

a little more than people. And

1:52

Max, you said the door get

1:54

a centuries old. I did. I

1:57

didn't know about this though. So

2:00

when a creature that magical

2:02

lives for that long, the

2:05

arcane power at it's center

2:07

collects like like a snowball

2:09

rolling downhill and and at

2:11

a certain point it's impossible

2:13

for the creature to even

2:15

exists without affecting the world

2:17

around us. Time. To

2:20

be to disavow, chances find this.

2:22

Think the hook got such never

2:24

we can't fight them. There's no

2:27

way Watts are you serious fortune?

2:29

It's a dragon. There was

2:31

always going to be blood. Know

2:33

it's not about the. Look,

2:36

this is an ancient dragon.

2:38

Their. Size. Alone is beyond anything

2:41

we can handle. I think of the

2:43

fact that they can fly. Think of

2:45

the breath weapon. Think of what they

2:47

could do to something or someone just

2:49

by stepping on them. You don't get

2:51

yourself worked up about it. And.

2:55

I'm. Not I just. You

2:58

understand, right? Then,

3:00

What exactly? Is your plate and for

3:02

getting the staff and taking the food. And

3:05

figured we'd just sneak in and steal what we

3:07

could carry. A like their plan

3:09

will see that's. Just what was

3:11

he cari? Valley and

3:13

a similar pet when it's five holes.

3:16

I has an idea about that.

3:19

Do Tennis. I've been

3:21

working on and anyways but. I

3:23

could make a sack of holding. Really?

3:27

Fast! Now that's he in D

3:29

C B I think you just

3:32

saved the did. And

3:36

it sounds. We. Will sneak in. What

3:40

am I even have forced

3:42

to catch fire Dragon Aca

3:44

back of your last resort

3:46

I'll You really shouldn't try

3:48

to fight a drag. Don't

3:51

let him sake your confidence.

3:53

We all know how good

3:55

your I am. Very good.

3:57

perfect for worst case scenario

3:59

I. A worst case

4:01

scenario. Well as hope

4:03

it doesn't come to that, we would almost certainly don't. Show

4:06

up on, let's go out right?

4:09

Do we know anything on. Through.

4:14

The dragon in store. Get the trapper. Yeah

4:17

right. What I've heard is that Do

4:19

Get doesn't spend a lot of time

4:21

mobile unless they're looking for food. like

4:24

sleep a lot. But if they're not

4:26

sleeping, the fiddling with things and soaring

4:28

of the disease so we're breaking into

4:31

a fortress, Is that a problem? Not

4:33

for millenniums or the treasure. It would help

4:35

to know what kind. Of traps we

4:38

can expect, it all sounded

4:40

like fairly standard don't. Buy

4:44

it starts. trick floors the

4:46

typical no one ever comes

4:48

back alive sort of thing.

4:51

On Earth figure. Pardon The

4:53

only say that Martin The

4:55

question you should be asking

4:57

is why do they know

4:59

so much about the track.

5:02

Oh. I'm. Just

5:06

in case we do. And of fighting

5:08

this thing on dragons almost impossible to

5:10

hit. It helps

5:12

to know weather's changing the scales.

5:14

Whoop stuff that they. They are

5:17

hard to hit with magic, but

5:19

it's not impossible. Sub actually, god

5:21

given magic works pretty well. Like.

5:25

Magic projectiles, Yes,

5:29

Ah, Can you deign

5:32

to do some magic for us? It's

5:35

it's. my skin on the line of. Course.

5:38

I just haven't. Done

5:41

it in a while. I would

5:43

need to practice. We can

5:45

do that no problem, That

5:48

show on practice time sites. I've

5:51

I've time now. Oh.

5:54

Sure, I had a practice

5:56

buffs and how. I'd rather you

5:59

not practice. On me. Was

6:02

someone has to be my victim. As

6:05

fight. Off

6:07

or are you Are you sure? Well

6:09

that another well we're find a dragon

6:11

you to commit. I'll say

6:14

I want to rest. Of

6:16

this. Alright, I

6:18

guess we're practicing. So

6:21

you already know the basic theory

6:23

of projectile. The Great. Remind.

6:34

The you've been working on a

6:37

bag of holding on top of

6:39

everything else? Oh yes, can. You

6:43

want to? The

6:46

court loan or otherwise. It's

6:49

just an. Miles always

6:51

say that and on months see here all

6:53

my ramblings. Did he

6:56

really. He said as long as

6:58

my artifice is were functional it didn't matter how they

7:00

are made. I see

7:02

why. you children. Is

7:06

that still too sore subject? I

7:08

was just tried to be. A

7:11

little sore I guess. If

7:14

it ever all right to joke about let me know.

7:18

I here's the bag. Just fact.

7:20

So far, I haven't started the

7:23

enchanting process yet. Gorgeous!

7:26

Can I see? Yes,

7:28

I like this as.

7:31

Oh what, He goes all the way around the

7:34

opening. Isn't that going to limit the size of

7:36

what we can put me. On

7:38

purpose creating a bag of holding mean.

7:42

Basically cordoning off a small danny

7:44

Plains of pocket dimension needs to

7:46

be confined very carefully. Or

7:48

of was. It'll blow a

7:51

hole in this plane, explode

7:53

basically. Well we

7:55

don't want that know. Any

7:58

sad, firm boundaries and. The any

8:00

damage that break those boundaries needs to

8:02

be avoided. Can you break

8:04

the boundary? Some inside the back. In

8:08

theory, but it's hard. I'm more

8:10

worried about external damage. So

8:13

it can't be any old bag he

8:15

would to play a concert. A

8:21

like the way the leather stand.

8:23

that's nice and robot. Did he

8:25

die? So it's. More steamed them

8:27

died that yes, Be

8:30

color choices and like it.

8:32

Com all good.

8:36

How's the weather attached to the club?

8:39

It's got sorted teeth on the inside

8:41

include the tend to be at the

8:44

leather and stays. Home with.

8:47

The class that something It should even be

8:49

airtight. Something like what? I

8:52

don't know, but I have some ideas.

8:55

You really are the best artificer

8:57

around. I don't know about that.

8:59

I do. You

9:02

are not just saying that because.

9:06

Because we're. Because you're

9:08

flattering me or you want something for

9:10

me or you feel sorry for me

9:12

and thing I need feel better or.

9:15

Know. I of course. Really,

9:19

I hope I don't come off as.

9:22

Know you. I

9:24

don't think you ever say anything You don't mean. That

9:27

sounds about right. And

9:31

I mean the to

9:33

have. Fun think you.

9:37

Can I ask you questions? And

9:41

will do it. Gets the

9:43

south of storms and the treasure and get out alive.

9:46

Course I wouldn't try for the Sat.

9:48

for thought we didn't have. That

9:51

makes sense, but what about the

9:54

treasure and getting of alive. Whoa.

9:57

You know the Sas is my.

10:01

Oh. I'm not

10:04

going to ditch he. I wouldn't

10:06

do that. Please? Sure. If

10:09

it looks like things are going wrong,

10:11

you find I make sure we get

10:13

additive see that. What about the others?

10:16

What about. What is

10:18

what? if they need help to. Groups

10:22

will probably get out the first

10:24

sign of real thing to Larkin.

10:27

Definitely. Well, he's already halfway there

10:29

that is, and you can take

10:31

care of himself. He always has

10:33

set me. You

10:35

seem like you try to stick out problem.

10:39

And might need help with

10:41

friends Comedies and. I

10:44

guess. In a. Scared.

10:50

No, not really done with

10:52

the proper. Nothing.

10:55

No problem. Before

10:59

work I'm sure. how are

11:01

you so sure? I

11:03

have a mantra. It's foolproof.

11:05

A mantra Know whoa can

11:08

hold the to over. Us

11:11

to yell at them have.

11:14

No challenge to great, no

11:17

prize to elicit. Okay,

11:21

No treble, No fear.

11:24

But what about know if

11:26

you have trouble you must

11:28

attack them. You'll need those

11:30

weighing you down. No

11:33

trouble, No fear. that's the

11:35

spirit. Good

11:43

idea Bec Sophie. You

11:46

know, it's not as if I thought how far

11:48

as I just. As. Fight.

11:53

For a few. You

11:56

look a little. Done.

12:01

Not sure how that's possible with

12:04

scale. Yeah, and it's still ring.

12:08

Have. Lost. And

12:10

to be fair, they also

12:13

help me but lost out

12:15

on insidious. Anyway, Fine.

12:20

Now that's what I like: the keep. Next

12:28

time on in between the

12:30

season finale. Episode

12:34

The article was written and directed. I

12:36

had a rate that assistant Director William

12:38

Right. The show is produce an edited

12:40

by Captain and the voice of Logan

12:42

and Nathan. In the days, elusiveness

12:44

is not just the whole society.

12:48

The way says that is I'm Alaska the

12:50

voice of weeks to Cj Tournament. I've

12:53

been. Sung and White lie him at a magazine and

12:55

are artwork. If I gabrielle bucks and I

12:57

transcriber is real cool such things to

12:59

enter right for fully. Transcripts

13:02

for. This and every up so to me. Some new

13:04

website the goblins had dug. Into

13:08

action. plus. Or

13:10

we reserve the herbs and certain. This.

13:47

Story was created in the traditional territory

13:49

of the Arapahoe Cheyenne and You People's

13:51

and Edited and the unseated territory of

13:53

the Say This Good Night and Kalispell

13:56

People's. One

14:10

more season in. The mountain I'm going

14:12

to have to see. His words with

14:14

the adventurers really is it's others ask

14:16

me something subtropical. Are the

14:18

place of less precipitation? Good grief.

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