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Hi. Everyone had a here on this penultimate
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episode of season five to thank a patron
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You know what? I really can't argue with
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patriot.com/the goblin said. And now let's
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go to the In. Previously.
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On In between. Mountain
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travelling no interest, pets. Cold
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snow. Oh if you
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think that's bad, On.
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Come on and what's? The
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weather. It means we're getting
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close. You're telling me that
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a dragon can affect the whether
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yak Say that? that? They are
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a little more than people. And
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Max, you said the door get
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a centuries old. I did. I
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didn't know about this though. So
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when a creature that magical
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lives for that long, the
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arcane power at it's center
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collects like like a snowball
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rolling downhill and and at
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a certain point it's impossible
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for the creature to even
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exists without affecting the world
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around us. Time. To
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be to disavow, chances find this.
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Think the hook got such never
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we can't fight them. There's no
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way Watts are you serious fortune?
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It's a dragon. There was
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always going to be blood. Know
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it's not about the. Look,
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this is an ancient dragon.
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Their. Size. Alone is beyond anything
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we can handle. I think of the
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fact that they can fly. Think of
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the breath weapon. Think of what they
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could do to something or someone just
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by stepping on them. You don't get
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yourself worked up about it. And.
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I'm. Not I just. You
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understand, right? Then,
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What exactly? Is your plate and for
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getting the staff and taking the food. And
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figured we'd just sneak in and steal what we
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could carry. A like their plan
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will see that's. Just what was
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he cari? Valley and
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a similar pet when it's five holes.
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I has an idea about that.
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Do Tennis. I've been
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working on and anyways but. I
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could make a sack of holding. Really?
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Fast! Now that's he in D
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C B I think you just
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saved the did. And
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it sounds. We. Will sneak in. What
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am I even have forced
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to catch fire Dragon Aca
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back of your last resort
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I'll You really shouldn't try
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to fight a drag. Don't
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let him sake your confidence.
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We all know how good
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your I am. Very good.
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perfect for worst case scenario
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I. A worst case
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scenario. Well as hope
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it doesn't come to that, we would almost certainly don't. Show
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up on, let's go out right?
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Do we know anything on. Through.
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The dragon in store. Get the trapper. Yeah
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right. What I've heard is that Do
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Get doesn't spend a lot of time
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mobile unless they're looking for food. like
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sleep a lot. But if they're not
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sleeping, the fiddling with things and soaring
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of the disease so we're breaking into
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a fortress, Is that a problem? Not
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for millenniums or the treasure. It would help
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to know what kind. Of traps we
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can expect, it all sounded
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like fairly standard don't. Buy
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it starts. trick floors the
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typical no one ever comes
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back alive sort of thing.
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On Earth figure. Pardon The
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only say that Martin The
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question you should be asking
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is why do they know
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so much about the track.
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Oh. I'm. Just
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in case we do. And of fighting
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this thing on dragons almost impossible to
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hit. It helps
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to know weather's changing the scales.
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Whoop stuff that they. They are
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hard to hit with magic, but
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it's not impossible. Sub actually, god
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given magic works pretty well. Like.
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Magic projectiles, Yes,
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Ah, Can you deign
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to do some magic for us? It's
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it's. my skin on the line of. Course.
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I just haven't. Done
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it in a while. I would
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need to practice. We can
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do that no problem, That
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show on practice time sites. I've
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I've time now. Oh.
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Sure, I had a practice
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buffs and how. I'd rather you
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not practice. On me. Was
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someone has to be my victim. As
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fight. Off
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or are you Are you sure? Well
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that another well we're find a dragon
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you to commit. I'll say
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I want to rest. Of
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this. Alright, I
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guess we're practicing. So
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you already know the basic theory
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of projectile. The Great. Remind.
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The you've been working on a
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bag of holding on top of
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everything else? Oh yes, can. You
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want to? The
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court loan or otherwise. It's
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just an. Miles always
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say that and on months see here all
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my ramblings. Did he
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really. He said as long as
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my artifice is were functional it didn't matter how they
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are made. I see
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why. you children. Is
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that still too sore subject? I
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was just tried to be. A
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little sore I guess. If
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it ever all right to joke about let me know.
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I here's the bag. Just fact.
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So far, I haven't started the
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enchanting process yet. Gorgeous!
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Can I see? Yes,
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I like this as.
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Oh what, He goes all the way around the
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opening. Isn't that going to limit the size of
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what we can put me. On
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purpose creating a bag of holding mean.
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Basically cordoning off a small danny
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Plains of pocket dimension needs to
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be confined very carefully. Or
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of was. It'll blow a
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hole in this plane, explode
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basically. Well we
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don't want that know. Any
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sad, firm boundaries and. The any
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damage that break those boundaries needs to
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be avoided. Can you break
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the boundary? Some inside the back. In
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theory, but it's hard. I'm more
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worried about external damage. So
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it can't be any old bag he
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would to play a concert. A
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like the way the leather stand.
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that's nice and robot. Did he
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die? So it's. More steamed them
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died that yes, Be
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color choices and like it.
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Com all good.
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How's the weather attached to the club?
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It's got sorted teeth on the inside
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include the tend to be at the
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leather and stays. Home with.
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The class that something It should even be
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airtight. Something like what? I
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don't know, but I have some ideas.
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You really are the best artificer
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around. I don't know about that.
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I do. You
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are not just saying that because.
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Because we're. Because you're
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flattering me or you want something for
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me or you feel sorry for me
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and thing I need feel better or.
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Know. I of course. Really,
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I hope I don't come off as.
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Know you. I
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don't think you ever say anything You don't mean. That
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sounds about right. And
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I mean the to
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have. Fun think you.
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Can I ask you questions? And
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will do it. Gets the
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south of storms and the treasure and get out alive.
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Course I wouldn't try for the Sat.
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for thought we didn't have. That
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makes sense, but what about the
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treasure and getting of alive. Whoa.
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You know the Sas is my.
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Oh. I'm not
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going to ditch he. I wouldn't
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do that. Please? Sure. If
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it looks like things are going wrong,
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you find I make sure we get
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additive see that. What about the others?
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What about. What is
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what? if they need help to. Groups
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will probably get out the first
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sign of real thing to Larkin.
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Definitely. Well, he's already halfway there
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that is, and you can take
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care of himself. He always has
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set me. You
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seem like you try to stick out problem.
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And might need help with
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friends Comedies and. I
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guess. In a. Scared.
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No, not really done with
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the proper. Nothing.
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No problem. Before
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work I'm sure. how are
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you so sure? I
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have a mantra. It's foolproof.
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A mantra Know whoa can
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hold the to over. Us
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to yell at them have.
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No challenge to great, no
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prize to elicit. Okay,
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No treble, No fear.
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But what about know if
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you have trouble you must
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attack them. You'll need those
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weighing you down. No
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trouble, No fear. that's the
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spirit. Good
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idea Bec Sophie. You
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know, it's not as if I thought how far
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as I just. As. Fight.
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For a few. You
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look a little. Done.
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Not sure how that's possible with
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scale. Yeah, and it's still ring.
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Have. Lost. And
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to be fair, they also
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help me but lost out
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on insidious. Anyway, Fine.
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Now that's what I like: the keep. Next
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time on in between the
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season finale. Episode
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