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Hi

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everyone, Hannah here. Our long hiatus

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is at last coming to an end and I'm excited to bring

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you all back into the inn with our bloopers from season 4.

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It's also, as is tradition, the announcement

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of our season 5 crowdfund. We are raising $5,000

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for season 5 and our goal this season is to pay everyone.

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Now we always pay our actors and our transcriber

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and Katherine Ayers, our audio wizard, does make money

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from the Patreon, but Katherine's pay isn't

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up to industry standard and assistant director William

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and I have never taken a paycheck. This

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time we want to make sure that not only is everyone

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paid for their time

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and work, we want to make sure they're paid fairly.

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And listen, we don't expect you to contribute for nothing.

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There are so many cool rewards for contributors

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like a gorgeous new sticker design by Hand Trankle,

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a D&D one-shot, an in-between zine,

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a goblins head mug, and more.

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So if you want to support the inn, go to crowdfunder.com

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slash inbetween5. That's crowdfund,

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the letter R, dot com slash inbetween5.

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We've got a link in the show notes too. We run through August

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19th, so don't wait.

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Now, on to the bloopers! Remember,

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although the rest of our show is clean, this blooper reel

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contains swears and some suggestive jokes,

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so watch out and have fun. And

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thank you!

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Attention, attention, esteemed

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patrons of the Goblins Head. That's a pretty

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good Sam impression, Will. I

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was just so excited to be Sam for a second. You

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can't be him. How

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dare you stand where he stood?

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I

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was trying really hard to like

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get myself to burp during the eating

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bit of the last episode. I was trying so

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hard to get like one like a good

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little burp in there for like the this

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is really good actually, but

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like and now I just have like an air

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bubble in my stomach and I can't do that.

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You're a monster. Why would you do this to Catherine?

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Why would you do this to Catherine? Yeah, pretty

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good. There

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we go. There comes

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the ball. All right, the Oscar goes

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to... Honestly, that's nothing.

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I mean, they're usually much more impressive.

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Next time on In Between. Blurgh.

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Swan to John. Lucy?

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Lucy, was that you? Oh,

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wow. Wow. I'll

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start for next time now. Oh,

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I think we did really miss out on a chance of

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being able to call Lady Luck misfortune

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at least once. Oh

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my God, yes. You guys

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are not allowed to be funnier than me. Get off

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the call. Thanks.

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JV, I cannot believe you've done this. We literally

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need you right now. Gosh. I'm

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so sorry. I'm so sorry.

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I noticed I was wheezing and I need my

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inhaler. Okay, fine. Surely.

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Literally because it directly impacts

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the quality of audio that I'm picking. Yeah, no, go ahead.

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I'm sorry. Please do. Oh, boo. I need

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to breathe. How

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dare you fucking do this to me?

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I

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did research for this episode because the

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last thing I want to do is alienate twins.

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Seems like a weird subgroup to alienate.

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Hey, the twins have had enough

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of being put down, Hannah. I just wanted

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to make sure that they've been micro-aggressed enough.

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I think the twins have had it too easy

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for too long. We

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need to oppress them harder.

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You

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know, wild land is a bit of

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a misdemeanor. Even here. Misnomer.

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Misnomer. Misnomener.

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Okay, yeah.

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It's at

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this point I get to point out that we

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are doing today, episode six and nine. Nice.

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Nice of you to join us. You know, we do

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have beds. Such as mine.

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Yes. Oh my gosh. Wait a minute.

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Oh my god. Taking a turn. Sorry,

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I didn't realize until the end of this tape, but

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like, are you okay with how like borderline

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flirtatious Rosie has been with that

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killer current. I kind of do. I

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actually.

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Okay, cool. Because I was like

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doing it. I'm just like, Hannah, you can't give

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me like smooth voiced characters

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with loose morals and not expect my legs to open.

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You just can't. Oh my god. I'm

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not trying to lose here Rosie

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at this point.

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Yup that makes sense. Was

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that about miserable enough for your liking Hannah?

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It could be more miserable. More

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miserable.

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More misery. Sorry,

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but you need to up your suffering at least 10%.

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Rosie? Where are you? Wouldn't

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you like to know? Uh

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oh, this cave is haunted.

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Mortals? A

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little less Scooby Doo on that reed chase, Caitlin.

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I

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like sweet Scooby Doo. Cheaters.

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Frigga

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Saint Cuthbert. Nobody likes Saint Cuthbert.

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Listen, no, it's not because he's like.

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All my homies hate Saint Cuthbert. You

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should have backed him up. I'm

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going to be the adventure.

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And you don't want me to take even one single

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action to make sure you don't make it to the glacial

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caverns right. Right

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hand I'm going to need that line again. Yeah,

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get out of my house. William

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would you be the adventures.

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It would be my pleasure. Thank

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you. Let me swap out

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the adventures. Thank

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you. Let me swallow this gum. Okay,

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I'm good. God, but no, it like

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messes me up so bad that they're

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like Gators are fast. Like every time

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I think about it.

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That's yes. Like that shouldn't be

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allowed. Honestly

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get a little bummed out when I hear that roughly

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every animal is faster than humans. Yeah,

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but like especially gators because you look at them

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and they look like they would just be like

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Yeah, I

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think that casters actually

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feel like kind of good about life.

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Okay, yeah, I my default with him

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is to just make his voice

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shaky. So I

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think casters winning and should stay

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winning. Like where

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do you work out the

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library. Yes.

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Kiliker was a well traveled Bard.

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He was simply. He simply was

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a singer

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for a small independent group

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in a small town where he worked

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a side job as a

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tavern, a young apprentice

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tavern keep

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because they would allow him to make his noisy noisy

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music in the middle of the night. When

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I hate the back

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story.

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We're a tavern because we can't have

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restaurants and fancy times that are taverns.

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No, they were all taverns.

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Hello! No public houses. Hold the- oh

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god. This is Killaker.

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Ah! And the

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silver tongs. I feel attacked.

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I feel personally attacked. One, two, one, two,

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three, four. I feel-

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Is he, you know-

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Yes, Castor. He's a Tiefling

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too. Uh, alright.

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Fine. This is a pattern

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now. I'm so sorry, we have to back up.

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Uh, yes, yes, Castor, he's a Tiefling

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too, please. Is

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he, you know- I'm

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so sorry.

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I

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mean, what is a Tiefling if not a perpetual bisexual

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disaster? You're right, and you should say it.

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We have to start eliminating the competition.

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All

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of them. Oh, hello Toad. All

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of them? All of them, Toad.

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Watch your back, Sibeline. Oh,

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it's from this old silver tongs. Oh,

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I'm sorry. Oh,

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I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh,

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, it's from this old story.

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You want to tell it, Castor? Oh, no,

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I'm not much of a storyteller. I'd like

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to read. I

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read the books. I don't read the books out loud. How

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dare you suggest I read books out loud?

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If that ain't a mood though. Next

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time

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on In Between. Oh no, not a freak hill storm.

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I'm a diesel. So

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would you all like to make the very good joke I

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made to Hannah about this episode title? Like

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forever ago. That one. Yes. So

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the episode, so Stella is

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the outfitter and I was

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like, Hannah, if, if

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Drow live underground, does

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that make Stella

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a sub-urban outfitter? What?

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Wow. I

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am upset.

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I think Castor is more than willing to buy into

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the fiction of the psychic. It's

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not fiction.

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What I always do. Bounce

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back. So

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menacing. Excellent.

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Kind of a credit scene right there. Yeah. I've

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come to recognize that my ex may be a little

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bit of an evil villain.

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I

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mean, we have a good lovers

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to enemies.

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Yeah, this has been like

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the highlight of my past couple

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of years. And I've like

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really enjoyed being a part of this team.

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And like, you're all really great at what

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you do and you're all going to be amazing.

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And I just, I'm going to miss you guys

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a lot.

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This episode was edited and beautified by Catherine

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Ayers and transcribed by Rhea Kowo. It

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featured our wonderful cast members, Caleb

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Del Rio, Quinn Lee, Anthony Morellis, Lucille

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Valentine, JV Hempton, Van Sant, Ariana

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Abraham, Kira Apple, Malcolm J, Scotty

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Moore, and Sam B. One and our inimitable

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assistant director, William Ryan.

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as well as me, Hannah Wright. Don't

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forget to go to crowdfunder.com slash inbetween5

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to support our next season. We can't wait to show

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you what we've got in store. See you soon!