In which the Swinton-Eagles scarper; Tara beds down with the cats and the royals brace themselves for yet more scandal, this time involving the heir apparent.
In which the Trudge-Joneses are confronted by the chaos of their own making and this great nation - its government and its people – begin to make their feelings known.
With the resignation of the nation’s Brexit supremo, Lord Snow, the Prime Minister is dealt a body blow like no other but has no alternative but to ‘battle on’.
Crisis after crisis is hitting our Prime Minister and our fair couple Stateside too. But bad fortune affects our two golden couples in very different ways as they react accordingly.
In which the American president’s misreading of the autocue condemns a whole generation of Afghans to oblivion, Mandy and other key ministers stay on holiday and the PM is forced to return to Downing Street.
In which the ex-health secretary is head over heels whilst the recipient of this love is already feeling jaded and the top three dogs are back in their kennels, missing the glories of Freedom Day.
The health secretary falls on his sword, a replacement is found in a trice and the by election result shows that the patience of the public is running out.