In this episode, the boys return after a long absence to tell you that they love you and that you are good enough the way you are.The post 68 Worst Bottle Episode Ever appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

67 Hitler Was the Worst American President

Oct 14th, 2016 1h 10m

In this episode, the boys have an argument about recent history, not-so-recent history and why it might not be a good idea to stand around while someone is trying to fire a pistol at you.The post 67 Hitler Was the Worst American President appe

66 Abandon Your Basement Reality

Sep 1st, 2016 57m 5s

In this episode, the boys talk about virtual reality games, Pokémon Go, vaping memelords, dodging ads and why sincerity makes Ryan deeply uncomfortable.The post 66 Abandon Your Basement Reality appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

65 One Comment Changes Nothing

Jul 11th, 2016 54m 49s

In this episode, the boys talk about octogenarian figurine experts, being whimsical in the woods, Superman’s Dad, boring as fuck white dudes, the good ol’ capitalism and fandom entitlement.The post 65 One Comment Changes Nothing appeared first

64 Your Personal Apocalypse

Jun 10th, 2016 1h 10m

In this episode, the boys talk about American politics, what we think about when we think about the future and an impending apocalypse that may or may not be a thing.The post 64 Your Personal Apocalypse appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

63 Secret Skynet

May 11th, 2016 1h 1m

In this episode, the boys talk about the first season of Mr. Robot, Miitomo and what makes a millennial. Spoilers start around 29 minutes in.The post 63 Secret Skynet appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

62 Taste the Chicken

Mar 29th, 2016 55m 54s

In this episode, the boys talk about mindfulness, meditation, the apps trying to sell you on it and rumination. Oh, and chicken. They also talk about chicken.The post 62 Taste the Chicken appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

61 Tenish Years Later

Mar 10th, 2016 1h 2m

In this episode, the boys have a stilted conversation about the past, depression and getting the cake out of life. Trigger Warning: Depression, Self-Harm, References to SuicideThe post 61 Tenish Years Later appeared first on Internet Boyfriend

60 Wizards Versus Fascists

Jan 15th, 2016 1h 4m

In this episode, the boys review and discuss the new Star Wars movie, because that seems like a thing to do. Spoilers start after 4:00. Joey’s ranting about Nazis ends at 14:20.The post 60 Wizards Versus Fascists appeared first on Internet Boy

59 Wedding Weekend

Dec 4th, 2015 1h 39m

In this episode, the boys toss all notes and time limit aside to talk about the matrimonial extravaganza that was Ryan and Michelle’s wedding.The post 59 Wedding Weekend appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

58 Mall Walker By Day, Writer By Night

Oct 18th, 2015

Instigating versus antagonizing. That one regret we all have. Rationalizing a mindwipe. Econs. How to alienate everyone we know under the age of 18. Being a barren wasteland with nothing to offer. Motherfucking Jackie Gleason. The Streisand eff

57 Prime Spider Real Estate

Oct 7th, 2015 55m 20s

Looking back on previous episodes. Getting dumped. Spitting after getting hit by an emotional avalanche. The merits of tweeting your feelings. That moment when you get confused for someone’s husband. Codependency. Viral emotions. Living with yo

56 The First Thing to Go is Trains

Sep 8th, 2015 45m 36s

Bullshit prognosticating. How to get the best front row seat for the apocalypse. The pre-Singularity. Robocop. Self-driving cars. Robot trolley car death in the future. Talking shit about capitalism, and other things that will eventually get Jo

55 Right Kind of Ham

Aug 31st, 2015 1h

The boys get meta by talking about that time they talked about talking about emotions on social media.The post 55 Right Kind of Ham appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

54 Looking For a Towel

Jun 28th, 2015 53m 23s

Internet girls that like the same things you do. Where you go after Douglas Adams and The Simpsons. Swords, dragons and gods. A strong distaste for high fantasy garbage. How fiction gives us a better understanding of reality. Losing your favori

53 Managing Your Larger Automaton

Jun 23rd, 2015

Mad Max. Pineapple pizza. Early exposure to computer machines. Keeping your favorites to yourself for the safety of us all. Eating handfuls of dirt. When everyone learned to kick it up a notch. The good ham. Breaking out of a food comfort zone.

52 Space Battles and Missed Connections

May 22nd, 2015 58m

Crying at trailers. Accepting and embracing closure. Wanting to share yourself but only tweeting a joke. The boys talk about nerd culture and how one button has come to mean everything from “this is neat” to “holy Jesus!”The post 52 Space Batt

51 A Whole ‘Nother Conversation

May 13th, 2015 48m 7s

The boys are back to ignoring Joey’s notes and instead talking about teenagers, gore and t-shirts.The post 51 A Whole ‘Nother Conversation appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

50 The Qest of As

May 4th, 2015 1h 29m

An extra long, extra special episode of Internet Boyfriends. Questions! Answers! Colin!The post 50 The Qest of As appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

49 I Hope It Helps

Apr 1st, 2015 1h 40m

A long, rambling intro. Profile pics of dicks that look like chicken parts. Avoiding a prostate exam. Hating on Ayn Rand. It’s the Frankenshow, a clip show made entirely of two discarded episodes from the distant past.The post 49 I Hope It Hel

48 Best of 2014

Mar 6th, 2015

Music. Books. Movies. Television. A lot of unedited yelling.The post 48 Best of 2014 appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

47 Radial Menu Says Relax

Jan 21st, 2015 59m 26s

Screamer videos. Night spiders. The social media horrorshow. A better option for a better tomorrow.The post 47 Radial Menu Says Relax appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

46 Godin Bomb

Dec 25th, 2014 56m 9s

Tribes. Social media marketing. Millennials. The big red button.The post 46 Godin Bomb appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

45 There Is No Data, Only Zuul

Dec 18th, 2014 1h 7m

Trent Reznor. Big Data. Internet Dating. That moment when you untag yourself in an image to protect the dignity of your digital avatar.The post 45 There Is No Data, Only Zuul appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.

44 Not About Marvin

Oct 29th, 2014 39m 30s

The boys talk about THE MARTIAN. Seriously, it’s a pretty straightforward episode for once.The post 44 Not About Marvin appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.