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Unless it was. I guess it was because
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we're recording. Welcome to it could happen here.
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Harrison, I had to open an episode about
2:56
a terrible, terrible piece of voice acting history
2:58
with some horrible voice acting of my own.
3:00
It was the only right way. That's true.
3:02
It's true. There has been some really bad
3:04
voice acting going around lately. Yes.
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Oh boy. So do you know what we're going to
3:11
talk about today? Robert? We're going to talk about
3:13
the South Park of X.
3:16
And I know what you're all wondering. What the fuck
3:19
is X? Did you guys? Is that
3:21
a placeholder? Did you like type in a
3:23
placeholder because you forgot the name of
3:25
what this is the South Park
3:28
of or whatever? No, no, no. We're talking
3:30
about Twitter. We
3:32
are talking about the first
3:34
animated sit slash com on
3:37
X slash Twitter titled The
3:40
New Norm Show. Not to be confused
3:42
with the 2022 low budget movie The
3:44
New Norm. This is a
3:46
new animated project from the great minds
3:48
over at Dave
3:51
Rubin Incorporated. Yeah. That
3:53
was so bad, but also so insightful
3:56
that I did
3:58
a whole bunch of drugs and wrote. about
4:03
this project and uncovered some kind of
4:06
shocking things that we will slowly get
4:08
into. I first want to just go
4:10
over the mini pilot itself because
4:12
right now the only thing that's out is like
4:15
this three minute or so little mini pilot. And
4:18
we'll get into why this is the only thing that's out right now. But
4:21
I first just want to do kind of like a short
4:23
play by play and it will be short because again it's
4:25
only three minutes. Yeah. Of
4:27
what what happens in this
4:30
new perspective animated sitcom that
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they want to air on
4:34
twitter.com now known as X. Yes.
4:37
So I think the first thing
4:39
you need to know about it, you
4:41
know, besides, you know, the Dave Rubinness
4:43
of it all, it looks like early
4:45
2000s flash animation. Like really bad early
4:47
2000s flash animation. It's not good. It's not good. None
4:50
of the characters can like really
4:53
express things and the
4:55
perspective is always a little bit off. Yeah. It
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looks like something like a moderately
5:00
competent person could have animated in this course
5:02
of an afternoon if the people paying them
5:04
did not actually want anything that looked very
5:06
good. Well, and I think that is kind
5:08
of what happened. They posted one video showing
5:10
the animating process and it does look like
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just one person did it in like a
5:14
day. So anyway,
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it starts with an older man sitting in a
5:19
living room chair scratching at an ankle monitor. He
5:22
reaches for a beer only to find
5:24
that it's been woke a fight with
5:26
rainbow packaging. The man reacts in horror
5:28
and his more liberal daughter remarks progress.
5:30
It's the new norm and
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then a pandering country music theme song plays,
5:35
which we will play for you later just
5:37
because it's so bad. We're going
5:39
to have to. I want to start just
5:42
because this is the first shot of the
5:44
episode and it was the first thing in
5:46
the episode that made me very angry and
5:48
it's how small his feet are. Like,
5:52
especially if you're going to have them rob.
5:55
Rob Liefeld feet. He's got the field
5:57
feet and it's this is particularly. particularly a
6:00
problem because the ankle monitor doesn't look like
6:02
it's going to be a one-off joke because
6:04
he doesn't just have an ankle monitor. He
6:06
has like an evil Amazon Alexa
6:08
that looks a little bit like it's got some
6:11
HAL 9000 DNA in it. That
6:13
every time he says something that's not woke
6:15
enough, it yells at
6:18
him, right? It yells offensive, offensive,
6:20
yeah. Yeah,
6:22
the fantasy progressive government that
6:24
is in charge in this
6:27
cartoon world has forced him
6:29
to wear an ankle monitor because he's not woke enough.
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And so I'm guessing that's going to be
6:34
a recurrent bit. And if the fact that
6:37
he has the sentient ankle monitor is a
6:39
recurrent bit, his feet shouldn't look like the
6:41
ankle monitor should always be falling off of
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them. No, it's so loose. It's really bad
6:46
animation, right? Like, I'm not even
6:48
saying that's a good bit, but if that's
6:50
your bit, you have to actually design the
6:52
characters to sell the bit, as opposed to
6:54
me constantly thinking, how is that fucking ankle
6:56
monitor staying on his goddamn ankle? The
6:59
character is not designed with the ankle monitor in
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mind. That was a later edition. So anyway, after
7:03
the theme song, the man addresses
7:05
the audience. He says, I'm the
7:07
old norm. I want normal beer. God
7:11
damn it. I
7:13
just want to point out, this is like the only character
7:15
that gets an introduction. We
7:17
don't really learn almost anyone else's names except
7:19
for one other character, which
7:22
is just great for like a pilot.
7:24
Anyway, so he steps towards his front
7:26
door and the ankle monitor starts beeping.
7:28
He blames his liberal daughter for being
7:30
put on house arrest for quote unquote,
7:32
threatening the school board, which he
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says he did because the school was quote, brainwashing
7:37
kids into thinking girls aren't girls and men aren't
7:39
men. His daughter
7:41
says, sometimes they're neither or both
7:43
or dressed like dogs. Anyway,
7:47
his wife comes home. Oh God.
7:49
Yeah, there's a real furry obsession
7:51
in this show. I
7:53
guess we'll talk about that later too. Because
7:56
this was birth years ago. This is not
7:58
like a modern current take on wokeism. But
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his wife comes home and with her is
8:03
someone wearing a COVID mask Sporting
8:05
a pink mohawk and here I'm gonna play
8:07
our first clip Actually
8:13
that is one of my pronouns
8:15
also they them and How
8:22
do you know that word I learned it
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in school that's why I'm locked up norm
8:26
the judge agreed to Conditional
8:29
parole what condition
8:32
Where is my room That's
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staying here Chas
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is part of a new government
8:39
program to reeducate homophobic transphobic
8:43
racist Charlie
8:45
finally someone normal. I I
8:48
don't understand you're black Did
8:52
that just black whisper? You're
8:55
his friend and boss So
8:57
something that isn't fully conveyed just through the
9:00
sound is that when the daughter finds out
9:02
that this new person is non-binary She gets
9:04
like big big like lovey eyes Yeah,
9:07
and the black boss
9:09
character. He is played by
9:11
failed politician at Larry Elder
9:13
and he's my god. That's Larry Elder
9:18
Yes, oh that's funny
9:20
that's so funny He's just
9:22
there to show that black people
9:24
like Norm right?
9:26
Yes exactly that the progressives actually are racist
9:28
for not liking norm because the only black
9:30
person They're going to put in this show
9:33
thinks that he's rad It's just a normal
9:35
thing that you do if you're a right-wing
9:37
hack making a low-budget cartoon
9:40
He is wearing by the way a
9:42
Washington Redskins hat and shirt and shirt
9:46
Just continued four years ago Yeah, and
9:48
his first his opening line in the
9:50
show is him coming in and saying
9:52
I come over here to escape woke
9:55
Yes, yeah, I what thing I do think
9:57
is interesting is that both this
9:59
character? Because Larry Elder makes a
10:01
note that his son is about to transition
10:03
and is at least non-binary. They don't really
10:05
know what any of this means, so a
10:08
little bit of the script is unclear as
10:10
to what these kids actually, how they identify.
10:13
And obviously Norm's daughter is, I
10:15
don't know if she's non-binary or
10:17
just into generally queer,
10:20
but that is the impression you're
10:22
left with. And again, if you
10:24
actually were someone who was
10:26
conservative or conservative sympathetic, like Mike
10:28
Judge making a cartoon, you could
10:30
actually get some mileage out of
10:32
the accepting the idea that, okay,
10:34
you've got these curmudgeonly older people
10:36
and you've got their kids who
10:38
are way more open
10:41
about this kind of stuff. And
10:43
there's room for plots, as King of
10:45
the Hill did pretty well, that
10:47
kind of lampoon the culture
10:49
in general, but it
10:51
requires a little more self-awareness. Like again,
10:54
if there was a little bit, you might wonder like, what
10:57
are we saying if we're the people
10:59
making this right wing piece of propaganda
11:01
that all of the young people feel
11:03
very differently about gender than their parents?
11:06
Yeah. That's why Norm
11:08
keeps saying, I'm the old Norm I want to
11:11
be here. And the show is called The New
11:13
Norm, not to be confused with the 1999 ABC
11:15
sitcom, the storing
11:17
Norm McDonald called it The Norm Show. It's
11:20
literally in the name. It's about
11:22
how these people cannot accept
11:24
that times change and they
11:27
slowly get outdated social beliefs. Anyway,
11:29
every single time that Norm addresses the
11:32
non-binary character, referring to them as pronoun
11:35
or that, his
11:37
little AI Amazon assistant just bleeps
11:39
out offensive, offensive. Chaz
11:43
is here to re-educate Norm.
11:46
In non-bonery studies. I'm
11:50
allergic to dogs. It's
11:52
okay. Billy is an emotional
11:54
support dog and non-binary. Oh,
11:57
okay then. Good dog. Just
12:00
amazing voice acting in that clip and with
12:02
a helpful laugh track So you know what
12:04
is a joke and when you're supposed to
12:06
laugh which is so embarrassing for
12:09
an animated sitcom To put
12:11
on a laugh track like oh my god.
12:13
Oh my god It's
12:16
max of desperation because nobody
12:18
really liked nobody misses laugh
12:20
tracks Laugh tracks are
12:22
like if you have a live studio audience, you
12:25
know a laugh track kind of like makes sense
12:27
This is this is an animated sitcom. It's like
12:29
if there's a laugh track on like Rick and
12:32
Morty or like The Simpsons Like what the fuck
12:34
are you doing? Yeah, anyway, the two men sit
12:36
down to watch sports and Larry Elder laments
12:39
that a non-binary person is present in
12:41
the room and starts complaining about his
12:43
child I Come here to
12:45
get away from woke trouble
12:47
at home My boy
12:50
or whatever it calls themselves
12:52
now is thinking about transitioning
12:56
Try Regina transitioning
12:58
to what Whatever
13:01
it calls themself now amazing
13:03
pronoun usage another fumble now
13:05
norm tosses the gay beer
13:07
to Chas the non-binary character
13:09
Chas Chas
13:11
Chas fumbles the catch and
13:13
says that's not even that's
13:16
not a gay zoomer name Chas is
13:18
like something a Like
13:21
that's that's very Gen X Chas
13:24
totally. Yeah, well again, it's just not because
13:26
this is all made by Gen X people.
13:28
Yeah, exactly Yes, Chas fumbles the catch and
13:31
says that they can't drink because they're not
13:33
21 and Larry Elder replies Y'all
13:35
influence my boy to cut off his junk but
13:37
draw the line at beer and then
13:40
Chas hides behind the couch To
13:42
call upper-level government operatives who
13:44
are advising them on this
13:47
reeducation assignment I
13:49
got it before we get into this I
13:51
want to start with what doesn't make sense about
13:54
that bit Which is that if Chas was
13:56
straight edge, right and they were kind of
13:58
sure if they actually knew anything about about the
14:00
real sort of cultural kind of divides that are
14:02
coming in around Gen Z and Gen Alpha,
14:04
they could have made a point that like,
14:06
yeah, this generation of kids doesn't
14:08
get drunk and do drugs the
14:10
way millennials did. And that's an
14:13
actual cultural cleavage point. But Chaz
14:15
is not straight edge. Chaz is
14:17
just saying, I cannot legally drink
14:19
beer. Right? No
14:21
gay person has ever said. Which no gay, but
14:23
it like the fact that the- Unless they're straight
14:25
edge, yeah. Larry Elder then comes in and says
14:28
like, oh, this is a characteristic,
14:30
but it wasn't like a characteristic of you
14:32
queer Gen Z kids. But the
14:34
queer Gen Z kid did not express that
14:36
as like a characteristic of his identity. No.
14:39
He was just stating, this is illegal, right? I
14:41
can't because it's illegal. Yeah, very funny. Yeah, anyway,
14:43
anyway. When Chaz has
14:45
his conference calling with this upper level
14:47
government, we have this general in like
14:50
a kink dog mask who barks. And
14:53
there's a trans woman admiral who says, find
14:55
a way to break him. Maybe we can
14:57
fix the country. I
15:00
believe the admiral is
15:02
a really transphobic character of
15:04
US assistant secretary for health, Rachel Levine.
15:06
And it's not even a good character.
15:08
It's just that. No, it doesn't look
15:11
like her at all. There's also another
15:13
character, which
15:15
Robert identified as a possible hate crime
15:19
and tasked me with locating who this person
15:21
is. And I believe with about 100%
15:23
certainty that this
15:25
is a character of Sam Brinton,
15:28
who was appointed the deputy assistant secretary
15:30
of spent fuel and waste disposition in
15:32
the office of nuclear energy. Are you
15:34
kidding me? Department of energy. Now. These
15:37
people are so fucking conservative social
15:40
media brain. What are you fucking?
15:43
Come on. Brinton may be well
15:45
known to some of our listeners
15:47
as being let go in late 2022 after
15:50
being linked to a series of airport
15:52
luggage thefts. One of the
15:55
funniest things that's ever happened. This
15:57
person could not stop stealing
15:59
luggage. from airports so
16:01
much that they got fired from the Department of Energy.
16:04
That's amazing. This goes back to
16:06
like 2018 years. God,
16:09
that's funny. Years of airport luggage theft.
16:11
It's so funny. But again, if this was a
16:14
good comedy thing, they would have some kind of
16:16
bit like maybe they would be holding like
16:18
a collection of luggage. But
16:21
no, they're just standing behind the
16:23
Progress Pride Flight. Like that's it. Like it's
16:25
not funny. Again, because the actual
16:27
funny thing about this would be to have
16:30
like your government character be someone at the
16:32
Department of Energy who got taxed with this
16:34
through some sort of incoherent DEI narrative. And
16:36
also a character trait is they
16:38
are always stealing luggage. And like you could
16:40
actually build bits around that over time. But
16:43
they just, they threw all these people in
16:45
knowing that like the 200 people who are
16:48
as right wing online as them would get
16:50
who all these were as opposed to doing
16:52
the thing that you would do if you
16:54
were actually making a show for mainstream consumption,
16:56
which is like make fun of people that
16:58
the audience will recognize. Throw
17:01
a Joe Biden in there, right? Like
17:03
obviously you're doing this in 2024. Like
17:06
where is anyone that someone
17:08
who's not completely lost their mind to
17:11
this stuff will recognize? And
17:13
this is the climax of the pilot. It's
17:17
so bad. After
17:19
Chaz has this little phone call, the
17:22
fake camera zooms back to show
17:24
a fake animated studio audience and
17:26
the bad country theme song plays
17:29
once again. And now I will
17:31
play it for you because this
17:34
section is both so pandering, but
17:36
also oddly genuine towards the end.
17:39
And there are more of me,
17:41
same as the old norm. Everything's
17:46
changing and I don't know
17:48
when. This
17:51
whole nightmare will end, thank God
17:54
for you on those. And
17:56
this shit most means, it's
17:59
just the whole. free
18:01
speech. When
18:03
the song goes, thank God for
18:05
Elon Musk and his shitpost memes
18:07
and says the home for free
18:09
speech an unvoiced
18:11
animated Elon Musk pops through
18:13
the door for no reason.
18:17
And he's, someone on Twitter took a
18:20
screen grab of the Elon Musk and said they
18:22
gave him that Insmouth look and he does look
18:24
like one of the fish
18:27
people from Insmouth. It's not a flattering
18:29
caricature. I think it's meant to be. It is.
18:32
Because like, it's, I don't know. This
18:34
is a really interesting moment because this is where it gets
18:36
like kind of
18:39
like genuine. Jess Hawken wrote,
18:41
the part that blows my mind about this video
18:43
is the Elon Musk cameo where
18:45
the bitterness and resentment of the
18:47
video melts away into still believing
18:49
in Santa Claus. And
18:52
it gets just so weirdly genuine with this,
18:54
with this kind of heartfelt saccharine
18:56
Elon Musk ending. Well speaking
18:59
of genuine garrison, the main
19:01
thing that's genuine is our love of
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these sponsors. This
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morning of November 13th, 2022, four
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University of
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Idaho students killed. Police
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have no suspect and no murder
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weapon. A nationwide manhunt captivates
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the world. Moscow
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PD saying today they're now looking for
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a white hondai alantra. Then a shocking
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arrest. There is now a
19:49
suspect in custody. This is a
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PhD student in criminology. This is the guy.
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Will he be found innocent? He claims he
19:57
has an alibi. Or
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faced. death. Listen
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to season 2 of the Idaho massacre on
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the I heart radio app Apple podcast or
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wherever you get your podcasts.
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From the writer of Amazon Prime's
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red white and royal blue comes
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a hilarious and demented new audio
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mystery does this murder make me
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look gay. I still want to
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stand that it's probable that whoever
20:24
killed Vandy is in this very
20:26
room. Lock her up. Lock
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her up. You killed your daddy.
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You don't get anything busy. I
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mean the Monroe estate and I
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just caught a murderer. Yes,
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I'll hold featuring the star-studded
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talents of Michael Urie Jonathan
20:43
Freeman Douglas sills Cheyenne Jackson
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Robin de Jesus Frankie grande
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Sean Patrick Doyle Brad Oscar
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Nathan Lee Graham, Seth Rudetsky
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Leah delaria Leah Salonga and
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Kate McKinnon as Angela Lansferry.
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What's the hardest question you've ever asked your
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mom mom what
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happened to your sister my guy
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that for me it's about
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a murder that's haunted my family for
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decades. They said that they took her
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and then next stage he was already dead.
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To find the answers I went to the place where
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my family is from El Salvador
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and found that the story starts with a
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priest who was killed on the altar and
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sparked a war. I'm
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Jasmine Romero and on sacred scandal nation
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of saints join me as we uncover
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an unholy war one that
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includes government cover-ups and politicians
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turned death squad leaders. But
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23:33
after watching this pilot, there's a lot
23:36
of questions to be asked. Why is
23:38
there a fake animated studio audience? You
23:41
know, pretty bad. My friend, Ellie Ehrman,
23:43
pointed out, like, why is the protagonist
23:45
so unpleasant, even in their perfect fantasy
23:47
world? And also, why is the word
23:50
sitcom hyphenated in the title? Something
23:52
that you don't do. Just a lot
23:54
of baffling things. So there
23:57
was a mix of reactions to this. You
23:59
know, some of the blue. checks on Twitter
24:01
were kind of lapping this stuff up. One
24:03
person with the username AmazingGainingProductions wrote, I know
24:05
some people are critiquing it, but my fiance
24:07
and I laughed at a couple points. It's
24:09
a good start. I hope you continue to
24:11
work on it. We need all of the
24:13
indie material we can create. And
24:16
included in this tweet is a picture
24:18
of a
24:20
very poorly drawn avatar saying,
24:23
Hi, my name is Indie
24:25
David. I'm here to fight
24:27
Goliath mainstream. Oh my God.
24:29
Amazing Gaming Productions is a
24:31
gamergate2 themed gaming company who
24:33
wants to create anti-woke games
24:35
they've done in nothing. They
24:38
just post really bad artwork. And
24:42
I cannot overstate how bad
24:44
this cartoon is. Why
24:46
is the next so wide and so
24:48
long? For how bad the TV show's
24:50
animation is, this reply was just so
24:53
bad. I had to point it out.
24:55
Just incredible. Now, Dave
24:57
Rubin, the possible alleged
24:59
potential most likely creator of the
25:01
show, does air his work on
25:04
Blaze TV by Glenn Beck. And
25:09
even other Glenn Beck employees
25:11
could not help but point out
25:13
how terrible this is. Logan
25:15
Hall, writer for Glenn Beck's The
25:17
Blaze wrote, quote, TV shows on
25:19
leftism, the cringiest, most unwatchable, nauseating
25:21
trash ever created. TV shows on
25:24
conservatism, somehow even worse. And
25:27
one of the most brain poisoned conservative cartoonist, George Aksopolos,
25:32
basically like a discount stone toss, wrote, quote,
25:34
South Park had edge. This has as much
25:36
edge as uncooked sourdough. Between this and the
25:38
Daily Wire's limp cartoon, they may as well
25:40
be flushing money down the toilet. He then
25:43
went on to say, give me a small
25:45
team, a million dollars and total creative
25:48
control and we will make a cartoon pilot that will
25:50
melt faces. So again, he just wants to take
25:53
to get his own his own TV
25:55
show. But a whole bunch of these,
25:57
you know, kind of right wing cultural.
26:00
critics were not enthused with this
26:02
outing because it's really bad. So
26:04
I want to get into kind
26:06
of who is behind this. Now
26:09
the full, I hesitate to say
26:12
creative team, but the
26:14
people behind the new Norm show, not to
26:19
be confused with the Fox two season documentary show, the
26:21
new Norm, have been largely
26:23
kept secret possibly out of fears
26:26
of humiliation. Yeah, that's
26:28
how you know it's a good show. But we
26:30
at least do know some of the
26:32
voice cast, right? Larry Elder plays the
26:34
token black conservative who only exists to
26:36
affirm that the main character isn't actually
26:38
racist. Now I doubt Larry Elder has
26:40
much involvement beyond lending his voice. And
26:43
the other two confirmed voice again,
26:45
I hesitate to use the
26:47
word talent or even actor, but the other
26:50
two voice contributors are Dave
26:52
Rubin and JP Sears. Now I
26:54
believe these two could
26:56
be could be much more critical to
26:58
like what makes up the comedy of the new
27:00
Norm show, not to be confused with the Oatly
27:02
oat milk series of online puppet shorts titled the
27:04
new Norm and Al show. Now
27:07
I assume most people listening to this are
27:09
familiar with Dave Rubin. Like
27:11
many of these right wing influencers, he's a
27:13
failed comedian turned political podcaster who's been positioning
27:16
himself further and further to the right over
27:18
the course of the last decade. Now
27:20
JP Sears was a quote unquote
27:22
holistic life coach who turned
27:24
kind of into like a YouTube skeptic
27:27
type satirical comedian. And while trying to
27:29
parody new age, woo and conspiracy theories,
27:31
JP was peddling his own pseudoscience and
27:33
adopting more and more conspiratorial beliefs. Over
27:37
time, JP and his comedy began moving further
27:39
and further to the right, but the COVID-19
27:41
lockdown was kind of the breaking point where
27:43
he went all in on anti-vax COVID-19 and
27:46
January 6th conspiracy theories. But
27:49
I think there, there has to be at least one other
27:51
contributor, you know, behind like the art and design of the
27:53
show. And I can't, I can't figure out
27:55
who that is. I, I scrolled through all of the tweets to
27:57
try to find out if this count had another I
28:00
can't find out who exactly this
28:02
other person is. There is one
28:04
mystery, one mystery component. But one
28:06
interesting thing I did uncover is
28:09
that the New Norm show, not to be confused with
28:11
the 2012 TV show The New Normal, has
28:14
been in production in some form
28:16
for over four years. They've
28:19
been working on this for over
28:21
four years. There is one frame
28:24
from a video titled Character Sketch
28:26
Evolutions posted on September 19th of
28:28
last year. And this shows
28:30
project files stretching all the way back to
28:32
January of 2020. They've
28:35
been working on this since January of
28:37
2020. Early sketches of the daughter feature
28:40
an antifa and transgender tattoo on her
28:42
left arm. Also, she
28:44
has a kefiah and posters that
28:46
read vegans for Palestine all in
28:49
2020 artwork. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
28:51
Wow. Great. That's kind
28:53
of fascinating because the
28:56
daughter character in the published pilot is just
28:58
wearing like a hoodie and like a beanie.
29:00
There's none of that stuff. She's got like
29:02
some bracelets that have like a, there's at
29:04
least one of her bracelets has a rainbow
29:06
on it, which I think is the only
29:08
queer signaling or like kind of really
29:11
signaling of any kind that we get. And she
29:13
has an Apple watch because LOL jin Z. But
29:16
yeah, the otherwise her design is completely
29:18
boring. Like there's nothing going on. And
29:22
I found this other, this other thing that
29:25
is maybe a little bit, you know, behind
29:28
the scenes look at what this may have been. So
29:31
last March, this
29:33
account posted a little comic strip saying,
29:36
I'll look at how it began as
29:38
a comic strip. So possibly this may
29:40
have originated as not being an animated series,
29:42
but instead an online webcomic, which might explain
29:44
a few things. And also that I assume,
29:47
I assume the mystery contributor that we don't
29:49
know, probably was working on the webcomic and
29:51
then it kind of roped in more and
29:53
more people. Yeah. One would assume. Series, but
29:56
I am going to read out this webcomic
29:58
just cause it is fascinating. Fascinatingly
30:00
bad. Oh My
30:02
god. Oh my god Norm
30:05
says for 20 years our address
30:07
was seven Columbus Ave now. It's
30:10
Colin Kaepernick Drive that's his
30:12
daughter saying that and Everyone
30:14
thinks I feel so the mom says
30:16
fancy the daughter says woke and
30:18
Norm says sick And
30:21
then a whole bunch of news crews show up
30:23
at Norm's front door They say what's it
30:25
like to live in the most woke address in town? And
30:27
Norm says I refuse to call it
30:30
Colin Kaepernick Drive It's Columbus Ave the
30:32
news media says any last words before the
30:34
angry mob shows up Should we call a
30:36
fire department for you and Norm says I
30:39
thought you snowflakes defunded them, too It's
30:41
not even a which no no one was
30:43
talking about defunding the fire department. Not true.
30:46
Anyway, it's it's like it's just not even
30:48
a joke right like that that
30:50
there's not like a Release of
30:52
tension or anything with like the the end
30:55
bit being like him saying why would we
30:57
call the fire department you defunded? That's not
30:59
it's like it's not a joke. No, like
31:01
the last series of panels are even more
31:03
disconnected Yeah, they are back
31:05
inside the doors closed Norm says Chloe,
31:07
which I guess is his daughter's name
31:09
never said in the pilot Chloe, why
31:12
must your generation change everything and
31:14
then the doorbell rings delivery The
31:16
mom answers the door and says sorry wrong
31:18
address. This is now Colin Kaepernick Drive Ben
31:21
Affleck Boulevard is two streets down where
31:23
James Woods Parkway used to be my
31:26
god That's the one is that
31:28
even that is that even Do
31:31
you really like is it? Okay,
31:33
James would get fallen. They replaced
31:36
it with Ben Affleck Boulevard If
31:39
you could if you were someone who was
31:41
like kind of conservative But not completely brain
31:43
poisoned You could actually get some good bits
31:45
out of like they changed the name of
31:47
this street from Columbus Avenue to Colin Kaepernick
31:49
Drive Now the smart way to play off
31:51
of that would be to make it very
31:53
clear that the town Has a bunch of
31:55
existing issues with inequality and racism that they
31:57
have not dealt with in lieu of changing
31:59
that name of a single street and pretending
32:01
things are better. And you could actually,
32:04
like, there's things you could do with
32:06
that where you actually making comedy. But
32:08
like the fact that the escalation is
32:10
rather than sort
32:13
of like examining this world and
32:15
like why shit like this gets
32:17
done just to kind of like
32:19
make these like performative gestures.
32:21
Instead it's like, and next they're
32:23
gonna replace James Woods with Ben
32:26
Affleck. Very good.
32:28
Do the jinzy kids, do the
32:30
progressives like Ben Affleck? Does anyone
32:33
feel all that strongly about Ben
32:35
Affleck? No, we had to start
32:37
naming streets after Ben Affleck. Also, why
32:40
would there be a James Woods Parkway? Anyway, whatever.
32:43
Yeah, who's naming a street after, name
32:45
a thing James Woods has been in.
32:48
Like. Oh my God. So the
32:51
marketing of this pilot is even,
32:53
is almost as baffling as the pilot
32:55
itself, right? There is a few slogans
32:58
they like to use. First of all, the South
33:00
Park of X, which is already just brilliant. Oh,
33:03
it's heartbreaking. Legalize humor, very, very
33:05
funny. And Make America Funny Again.
33:07
They will often just tweet these
33:09
phrases out with no context and
33:12
sure, why not? The homepage
33:14
on their website reads, quote, the
33:16
new norm, not to be confused with
33:19
the ongoing podcast series, the new norm, is
33:22
an animated sitcom for our woke
33:24
world, an edgy, yet family friendly
33:26
comedy that shines a funny light
33:29
on today's most divisive issues and
33:31
gives Americans a safe space to
33:33
come together and laugh. Just
33:36
fantastic stuff. Great,
33:38
great. I love, again,
33:40
I made a comment about this, but I
33:43
love that they're calling this the South Park of X
33:46
because like the South Park
33:48
guys would never put a cartoon or anything
33:50
else on X because they
33:52
actually make things that are commercially
33:54
successful. And so real companies will
33:57
buy their shows. Whereas
33:59
if you... putting something on X it
34:01
means that there's no money in what you're
34:03
doing it means that you your show is
34:06
going to be monetized alongside those ads for
34:08
games that don't exist that just show like
34:11
boy like little action
34:13
cartoon characters leaping into the legs of
34:15
like very horny drawings of Gorgons and
34:18
shit and actual straight-up
34:20
pornography because there is no money
34:22
on X family friendly so
34:25
funny now there are a few reviews
34:27
that they post on the
34:30
new Norm website Bill Maher says
34:32
brilliant Dave Rubens has beautiful Larry
34:35
elders has relevant timely and funny
34:37
I'm in and Kevin's literally in
34:39
he's one of the voices so
34:43
it's Dave Rubin and Kevin Sorbo
34:45
says all in the family for
34:47
our time Wow Robert
34:50
well what is all in the family
34:52
cuz I am a zoo I need
34:54
to explain a couple of things all
34:56
in the family was a groundbreaking sitcom
34:58
show from like 15 or
35:01
20 years before you were born even
35:03
longer than that I mean it was like it was like the 70s
35:05
right yeah oh shit it was
35:07
like 30 or 40 years before you were born
35:09
yeah it's way way before my time it's
35:11
before your time yes yes
35:14
it is and Kevin
35:17
Sorbo do you know who Kevin Sorbo was
35:19
even Robert I grew up watching
35:22
Christian movies I am intimately familiar
35:24
with Kevin Sorbo okay okay but
35:26
I know I actually got famous
35:28
he will we're killing yes in
35:31
a show that again predates your
35:33
existence and is now just a
35:35
deer's bad Christian actor now yeah
35:38
these reviews are funny not only because two of these
35:40
people giving reviews in the site are literally in the
35:42
pilot but also let's
35:44
look at the Bill Maher quote brilliant
35:48
do you think Bill Maher has seen this pilot
35:51
no I don't yet no no do you
35:53
know why course because underneath the
35:55
text that says in quotes brilliant
35:58
it says brilliant Bill
36:00
Maher, HBO real-time host, and then
36:02
in much smaller text, it says,
36:04
Speaking of the show creators' previous
36:06
work featured on HBO, he's
36:09
just talking about Dave Rubin being
36:11
interviewed on his show. At
36:14
some point, Bill Maher said brilliant to
36:16
Dave Rubin, and now they're using this
36:18
as a quote, endorsing the
36:20
show. Man, I kind
36:22
of, I feel like, so like,
36:26
15 years or so ago, back when
36:28
he was still alive, Roger Ebert shared
36:30
one of my articles that I wrote
36:32
for Cracked. And I kind of want
36:34
to take his feedback on that and
36:36
claim that like, like dressing up as
36:38
feedback for our podcast. Roger Ebert loves
36:40
the show that was made 10 years
36:43
after he died. Well, he doesn't, but
36:45
he said something nice about something else
36:47
I did a long time ago. So
36:49
I think he would support this show creators' previous
36:52
work. It's amazing. And
36:55
I, we will return to the
36:57
Kevin Sorbo quote about all in the family for our
36:59
time. Um, because again, like this isn't
37:01
even just a parody of like all in
37:03
the family. They're, they're taking certain, they're, they're,
37:06
they're taking certain elements, but, but
37:08
not like actually satirizing them. They're just kind
37:10
of doing them again. And do you know what we're going
37:12
to do again, Robert? A
37:14
go to ads? We're going to, we are, we are
37:16
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we are back. I have a few images
41:58
from the from the marketing of
42:01
this that you're going to love, Robert. Back in
42:03
September, the new Norm shows
42:05
Twitter posted this picture to
42:07
the very bad cartoon. Oh my
42:09
God. Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson and
42:11
Joe Rogan. What are
42:13
these? It has one like and
42:16
Textra says, who is your fave? I
42:19
love how small they made Ben Shapiro
42:21
and Joe Rogan. Oh,
42:26
and there is another
42:28
another image of Norm,
42:30
the titular character, saying, thank you,
42:32
Chaya Rychek and Elon Musk for
42:34
the freedom to say Amen. Now
42:36
that the word Amen was was
42:38
un demonetized. So most of their marketing kind of
42:40
look kind of looks like this. It's just
42:42
it's talking about other more popular right
42:44
wing content creators or just praising Elon
42:46
Musk. That is most of the marketing
42:48
for the show. It
42:51
seems their primary marketing strategy seems to be
42:53
sucking up to Elon Musk to attract from
42:55
him and his fan base. Now, I
42:57
haven't seen anyone else talk about this
42:59
yet, but the new Norm show, not to
43:02
be confused with the new Norm McDonald show, actually
43:04
released their first video project
43:06
last March. It
43:08
was titled Elon Musk
43:11
XAOC AI animation. Unquote.
43:14
What? With show creator Dave
43:16
Rubin saying the future of animation is
43:19
AI. The
43:21
video starts with an image
43:24
of Elon Musk in a
43:26
black suit with voiceover of
43:29
Norm addressing Musk saying, hey,
43:31
check this out. We
43:34
cut to a congressional deposition where
43:36
AOC is creating a small they made
43:38
Ben Shapiro and Joe Rogan. And
43:44
there is another another image of
43:47
Norm, the titular character saying, thank you, Chaya,
43:49
right? Check an Elon Musk for the freedom
43:51
to say Amen. Now that
43:54
the word Amen was was un
43:56
demonetized. So most of their marketing kind of look kind
43:58
of looks like this. It's talking
44:00
about other more popular right wing content
44:02
creators or just praising Elon Musk. That
44:04
is most of the marketing for the
44:07
show. It seems
44:09
their primary marketing strategy seems to be sucking
44:11
up to Elon Musk to attract attention from
44:13
him and his fan base. Now, I haven't
44:15
seen anyone else talk about this yet,
44:17
but the new norm show, not to be
44:19
confused with the new norm McDonald show, actually
44:22
released their first video project
44:24
last March. It was
44:27
titled Elon Musk XAOC
44:29
AI animation. What?
44:33
With show creator Dave Rubin saying the
44:35
future of animation is AI. The
44:39
video starts with an AI image
44:41
of Elon Musk in a black
44:43
suit with voiceover of norm addressing
44:45
Musk saying Hey Elon,
44:49
check this out. We
44:51
cut to a congressional deposition where
44:54
AOC is questioning Elon Musk who's wearing
44:56
a space suit about him replying quote
44:58
unquote true to a meme posted by norm
45:01
saying that AOC is hot but not smart.
45:03
Mr. Musk. Call
45:06
me Elon. There's
45:09
a slow motion love heart sequence of Elon
45:11
and AOC staring at each other and
45:13
Elon says I have a hands
45:15
on approach to the world's population crisis.
45:18
You'll never get your hands on me. I'm
45:21
boycotting you. Then go yourself.
45:25
God, he looks like a cherub in
45:27
that space suit. What is so yeah
45:29
here's here's here's a AI norm and
45:31
AI Elon Musk sitting in this
45:33
courtroom. Now, norm
45:36
says that it's because of Elon's reply
45:38
quote that millions of people saw my
45:41
post. So in
45:43
this in this like little to no effort AI short,
45:45
they straight up lay out their intentions
45:47
behind all of this clamoring for Musk's
45:49
attention and approval. Right. Their
45:52
goal is that if Elon Musk can
45:54
see their stuff, maybe he'll spread it and
45:56
it will be popular. That's the entire intention.
46:00
Oh, yeah, he does.
46:02
He does look like cherub Elon Musk. Absolutely.
46:04
Yeah But this
46:06
is their entire strategy, right? It's to make content
46:08
that they hope Elon Musk will see and
46:10
then boost so that people will give them money
46:13
That's that's the entirety of the bit in the
46:15
replies to this AI short film everyone who like
46:17
expressed that they liked it saying Like so funny
46:19
or just like a laugh emoji The
46:22
norm account replied to every single one
46:24
of these tweets with a thumbs up
46:26
emoji. That's it. That's that's it like
46:29
Sometimes with a flaming thumbs up sometimes
46:31
with the regular thumbs up emoji but
46:34
replying to every single tweet They just did a thumbs
46:36
up. It's so it's so lazy
46:38
like like content goes out That's some
46:40
intern who's getting paid by there in
46:43
like Or if
46:45
they're getting paid or whatever however, they're getting evaluated
46:47
They want to be able to claim that they
46:49
were doing lots of work. So yeah, they're just
46:51
going through and thumbs upping every post That's my
46:53
wild on it. So This
46:56
is all kind of reminiscent of the Daily
46:58
Wire's own animated comedy mr. Burcham, right now
47:00
mr. Burcham We talked about in our in
47:03
our in our daily wire episodes earlier this
47:05
year But it was it was pitched to
47:07
Fox like over a decade ago They
47:10
even made a 10-minute animatic Fox passed
47:12
and so did every other network and
47:14
streaming service Also declined to
47:17
pick up the project and
47:19
until until it came across Jeremy boring's
47:21
desk a few years ago And
47:23
Jeremy boring said Adam Carolla. That's who the
47:25
kids love these days So,
47:29
yeah, they they greenlit the show and is
47:31
now airing on the Daily Wire Plus But
47:34
most of the jokes are super outdated
47:36
because again, this was pitched 10 years
47:38
ago over 10 years ago So
47:40
there's a whole bunch of just like vegan jokes
47:42
like it's it's jokes Maybe would have
47:44
been transgressive in 2011. Yeah, you know, of course There's
47:47
like there's like a few updated jokes thrown
47:49
in there, but like not many So
47:52
in terms of the new norm show
47:55
not to be confused with the many other projects with the
47:57
same title Only the three-minute pilot
47:59
episode is out right now, right? They
48:01
are soliciting more money. And
48:03
that's the main drive of putting out
48:05
this pilot is that they are spreading
48:07
around this donation link like crazy. They've
48:09
explicitly said, when does the first episode
48:12
drop? Soon, but sooner if y'all give
48:14
here with the donation link. Yeah.
48:17
Two other tweets read, quote, support
48:19
this show to animate the first
48:21
season and support this show and
48:23
help fight the woke mind virus
48:25
with laughter, unquote. I don't think
48:27
this will actually ever get made because no one's gonna support this because
48:29
it's garbage. This is like that
48:32
red ape family and FT cartoon. Exactly. Which I'm
48:34
still heartbroken about. All that they're doing is
48:36
trying to get, like unfortunate souls
48:38
to donate money to this. And
48:41
I don't think the right wing billionaires
48:43
are gonna be funding this the same way they
48:45
fund other daily wire projects. So
48:48
this seems kind of dead in the water.
48:50
This seems like not much thought was put into it.
48:52
It's lazy. It's also completely
48:54
stealing a Simpsons joke from
48:57
1999. This
48:59
is the big thing I discovered. So
49:01
I've been trying to watch more 90s
49:03
Simpson lately. Good for you.
49:06
Good for you. Solid move. And as I
49:08
was watching this three minute pilot, something
49:10
started to feel a little bit familiar.
49:13
And then I read the Kevin Sorbo review,
49:15
all in the family for our time. And
49:17
I realized something. This
49:20
whole show is just stealing
49:22
a cutaway gag from a 1999
49:25
Simpsons episode about a fake
49:27
sitcom called all in the family 1999, in
49:30
which a new more woke and
49:32
inclusive version of the original
49:35
show is airing on TV. And
49:37
here's a collection of images, Robert, in
49:40
my Google document that shows
49:42
early concept art of Norm looking
49:44
exactly like the main character of-
49:47
Yeah, down with the cigar. It
49:51
literally, the picture of him in the chair
49:53
looks traced. It is the exact same. There
49:55
is a diverse cast- And they've got the
49:57
black friend standing next to him. Exactly. woman
50:00
study major in her Birkenstocks. They've
50:02
got a rabbi in there as
50:04
opposed to the, which is some
50:07
90s diversity comp. But like, and
50:09
I remember that bit too, which is like
50:12
a, it's actually a, cause there were conservatives
50:14
writing on the Simpsons in the 90s. One
50:17
of the, John Swartzwelder was
50:19
like a famous libertarian. Like he's
50:22
a, but he's also like funny.
50:26
So they made a good bit
50:28
about like PC, like the
50:30
rash of like overtly politically correct shows.
50:32
Right? Like it's, it's, it's a, it's
50:35
a fun little aside joke that Swartzwelder
50:37
was enough of a comedian to know
50:39
is good for about six seconds. Exactly.
50:42
And I will play those six seconds right
50:44
now. And at nine 30, all in the
50:46
family, 1999. Oh
50:49
geez, did he got me living
50:51
with an African-American, a semi-American and
50:53
a woman American there. And
50:55
I'm glad I loved you Zool. I
50:58
love everybody. I wish I'd saved my money
51:00
from the first show. Yeah. See there's,
51:02
there's, there's some, there's a couple of
51:04
different jokes there. There's multiple jokes in
51:06
that three seconds or so. It's such
51:09
a good layered joke on the part
51:11
of the Simpsons. It has the parody
51:13
of Archie from all in
51:15
the family, kind of being like offensive
51:17
in an old fashioned way, you
51:20
know, bemoaning that he has to be around all
51:22
these people, but also saying that he loves everyone
51:24
and the way that these kinds of shows like
51:27
to play both sides by showing the main character
51:29
is still good nature to despite his faults. And
51:32
then he flips again, saying he's, he's only come
51:34
back to do the show cause he needs money. The
51:36
bit doesn't overstay its welcome. It lasts only like
51:39
10 seconds. And yet is infinitely
51:41
more funny than the entirety of
51:43
this three minute pilot. And Dave Rubin
51:45
actually thought he could just rip off
51:48
a short obscure Simpsons joke and stretch
51:50
it into an entire show and no
51:52
one would notice. So I
51:54
was really happy to find that this was just a
51:56
stealing an old Simpsons joke really poorly
51:59
too. because I've been watching
52:01
more older Simpsons, I've also realized that a
52:04
lot of the jokes and lady ballers are
52:06
also just completely stolen from Simpsons,
52:08
but ripped of the context that
52:10
makes them funny. So all
52:12
of these right wing cranks, we're trying to
52:14
produce this comedy stuff. They're all
52:16
just kind of going back to old Simpsons
52:19
jokes that people hopefully have
52:21
forgotten and are injecting them
52:23
without the actual humorous context
52:25
into all these anti-woke projects.
52:28
And it doesn't work. It simply doesn't.
52:30
For one, it's plagiarizing and secondly, it's
52:32
just bad. But
52:36
yes, I will post some of these comparison pictures
52:39
on my Twitter, at Hungry Bow Tie, if
52:41
you want to see the
52:43
shocking, shocking comparisons. Solid work.
52:46
That was a fine investigation, Garrison, because
52:48
you're definitely right. This
52:51
is a carbon copy of a
52:53
cutaway gag about all in the family. That's so
52:55
fucking funny. Even the background house is the same.
52:57
Look, they have the staircase in the same, the
52:59
windows are the same, the door, the door, like
53:03
it's identical. Everything is in
53:05
the exact same position. It's
53:07
wild. I know. They
53:09
sent this to an animator. Like they sent
53:12
that screen grab to the animator. That's so
53:14
funny. God, this, The Simpsons
53:16
was such a good show in its
53:18
golden years that people are still trying
53:20
to competently rip it off. And again,
53:22
they compare themselves to like the South
53:24
Park of X. South Park even did
53:26
a much better job of ripping off
53:29
The Simpsons and making that be the
53:31
focus of an episode that like everyone
53:33
rips off The Simpsons because of how
53:36
long they've been going on. Like, yeah, anyone, whatever.
53:38
They were smart enough to remove the cigar
53:40
in the final pilot, but all because they,
53:42
because that would be just so obvious, but
53:44
all the concept art that they've posted on
53:46
Twitter like half a year ago has, has
53:49
him with the cigar wearing a white button
53:51
up shirt. And it looks, it is, it
53:53
is, it is almost traced. It is like
53:55
his, his, his, his arms. They
53:57
threw on the vest. Clearly that distract. It's
54:00
phenomenal. So, yeah, amazing
54:02
stuff from Dave Rubin. He I
54:04
guess shouldn't have quit interning at
54:08
John Stewart back in the 2000s. Maybe
54:10
he could have had a better life. But
54:12
instead, instead we get this. So great job,
54:14
Dave Rubin. I wish
54:16
you only the best in your future creative
54:18
works. Yeah, this is what's
54:20
going to get him that plush writing
54:22
gig on the Rick and Morty season.
54:24
I don't know, whatever the next one
54:26
is. I'm sure he's on the cusp.
54:28
Oh, he's close to breaking through. I can
54:30
feel it. Yeah, yeah. All
54:33
right. Well, I'm good. I'm going to go
54:36
watch some classic Simpsons again. Thank you for
54:38
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54:42
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