In an inter-dimensional swirl of realities that prevents ANY cease and desist or copyright infringement disagreements since all characters are actually the multiverse version of their copyright protected versions...Presenting: Inter-dimensional Wrestling FederationPresents: Inter-dimensional Wrestling: Featuring the Following Follies of French Fargo!!!

While Filth searches the French Quarter of Fargo, ND for high school kids and strange, very strange, big men to act as referees, Tina Tahiti talks to the fighters: A suspiciously positive Sunshine Smile Child who opens up about her early training but not about her copyright free “pixie dust (Pixar dust?)” or her underground mafia connections so there is no evidence of that. And Conservative Jesus, who reveals his personal problem with personal injury lawsuits. Before the next match, Tusami sells off some contracts and talks to Triangle, a new topologically correct wrestler. Some more Speed Dating with the Abyss (soon to be a TLC reality show) with totally real women!

Lady Spearmint, convinced she is Lady Wintergreen, and convertible-in-space level high Lizard Billionaire battle it out. The lizard may be at a disadvantage due to his recent visit with libertarian drug distributor, Joe Rogan, but Spearmint has her own identity issues.

The Camel Spider Brothers unveil their new tell-all book “Something Rotten in the IWF” (available in some bookstores maybe and probably online now, only $25.99, cheap!) Featuring a cameo by Marge Simpson as the Camel Spider Brothers’ mother!!

Then, the Cheeseman Bushman faces a visibly angry Stone Cold Jane Austen. And during a romantic interlude, worthy of a famous female 18th century novelist,...someone like Mary Wollstonecraft, the Abyss appears to reconnect with Stone Cold.

Finally, Pumpkin spice and Mr. Belvedere host an edition of “Is It Deadly?” (coming soon to BBC 4!)

Prepare to get Tripped, Ripped, and Skipped! on this weeks episode of Saturday Night Slap-Up!!

**Reminder, go and see the IWF side band Questionable Hammer at the Garlic Pickle on Thursday at 7pm!.