The year is 3036 and the world is in as sorry a state as you would think it would be if you have been paying attention to how things are going these days.

Things are bad, the air is poisonous, the politicians are corrupt, the English have taken over America and are somehow manging to do an even worst job of running the place.

In days like these it pays to be a man like Jon Catch, a man who is as equally corrupt as the politicians, as full of chemicals as the air, but broke enough to need to work for a living, and work he does, as the worst detective that post-apocalypse Hollywood has to offer.