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a set number for

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false fuck out of a host. The tests

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of false fuck up Jordan, right? it's the

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I guess you could. You know that could

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be a false fuck up of like oh

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no, like I hurt my girlfriend has my

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dicks to beg. I guess you may be

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honest, the run the risk of those types

2:36

of posts. Okay, so

2:39

here's this one. Ah, Frost

2:41

you third drank hot sauce.

2:43

Regret. I've

2:47

had a number of job interviews recently that

2:49

went poorly and didn't result in securing employment.

2:51

I started to think I needed to do

2:53

something during an interview to really stand out.

2:56

be impressive, unique, and highly memorable. I.

2:58

Thought. He could be risky. But.

3:01

Might work out. I came up

3:03

with the following idea after concluding

3:05

me interview after the handshakes, etc

3:07

when leaving the room. Stop.

3:11

Turn. Around and say. There's.

3:13

One more thing you need to know about

3:15

mini. Van

3:18

Great advice so far. By the way, yeah

3:20

lot of this is scales in the wrong

3:22

sub reddit because this is great. Amy

3:25

employment coach would give you this

3:27

advice to you always want to

3:29

leave Them fits with a think

3:31

success. As because

3:33

it hit him with some trivia. Okay,

3:36

This one more thing you need to know

3:38

about me then. Pull. Out

3:40

a bottle of hot sauce, down the entire

3:43

bottle, slam it on the ground and say

3:45

I can handle the heat. Not

3:48

confidently leave the room

3:50

Room. I. Imagine

3:52

they would be really impressed and wowed

3:54

by such a performance. Or

3:57

in who wouldn't be. Never. Played

3:59

it on. I mean it could be

4:01

like you know the story about our Will

4:03

Farrow in his first meeting with Lorne Michaels.

4:05

I do not. Will Farrow

4:08

oh you know Lorne Michaels, his famous

4:10

ones. You audition for Saturday Night Live

4:12

he of this meeting with Lorne Michaels

4:14

but he makes you sit there for

4:16

like three hours beforehand. Just

4:18

in his lobby and ah Willa girl

4:21

and her like are intentionally late. Yeah

4:24

exactly. And or

4:26

he's just like for everything. I don't know which

4:28

one of her, but many me, I've heard many

4:30

that's an allergist and stories that involved sitting in

4:32

Lorne Michaels waiting room for two hours. So.

4:36

Will. Ferrell Thanks. I'm going to get

4:39

the upper hand and he brings a

4:41

briefcase. Full.

4:43

Of money. To.

4:46

His interview with Lorne Michaels. And.

4:49

His idea is that it he entered

4:52

the interview. He's gonna put

4:54

the briefcase on were Michael's desk, turn it

4:56

around, open it up and say we both

4:58

know what this is about. How can we

5:00

haven't done right right? And

5:03

ah, He. Was too chicken

5:05

to do so just at the and while

5:07

he was leaving learn michael Michael said. Nice.

5:10

Briefcase. It's

5:13

going to attack Okay, I I think I've

5:15

I'm sure I've talked about this on the

5:17

show before, but I was. I had at

5:20

a guy in my social circle for a

5:22

while who was like a. Like

5:24

one of these jack nerds. You know these guys.

5:28

Are yeah Well I mean I think a lot

5:30

of jacked people are nerds leg because it takes.

5:33

Nerdiness to get an obsession? Yeah, but

5:35

it was guy be. If you either

5:37

way, you know you gotta have the

5:39

focus to observe that on Sfs. Yeah,

5:41

so this was at. You know, this

5:43

was a Jack Guy You know, shaved

5:45

head, long red beard, you know, covered

5:47

in the and detaches. And

5:50

also a screenwriter for like sigh

5:52

Fi Channel original movie type things

5:54

rent a Nazi killed My Big

5:57

Foot or whatever. And.

6:00

The into even when movie

6:02

about. A person.

6:04

In World War Two, Austria,

6:07

My Jewish child who has a pet

6:09

big foot. Rights. And

6:11

it's seats in the attic.

6:14

Yes, that's it. Well, yes,

6:16

I held by critics as

6:18

wildly inappropriate reps. And.

6:21

This guy's deal he he would

6:23

come to like parties Like house

6:25

parties with. A pair of

6:27

hairless cats. Who. Were

6:30

very sweet animals but.

6:33

Inherently gross and I know a lot of

6:35

people love these types of cats. But my

6:37

at my said again, Brennan had to. I.

6:40

Loved seeing Brandon patting them. But.

6:43

Didn't want them for myself. Yes, And

6:45

again very sweet animals, very

6:47

loving. And

6:50

his his show business. Tip was

6:53

he would go to every single

6:55

meeting. With. The cats on his

6:57

shoulder. They would perched on his shoulder and

6:59

wait for the other person to mention it

7:01

and he's like I've sold every single pitch

7:04

I've ever done that now but I don't

7:06

know if this was true. Ah, I've not

7:08

looked at this guy's i M D be

7:10

in a while but that was his thing.

7:12

He was just like this works. I go

7:15

into a meeting with a hairless with i

7:17

think with two hairless cats on either shoulder.

7:19

Anyway, And

7:21

I that's how our former producer Brian

7:24

got those jobs writing like Lifetime movies

7:26

about The Royal Family ssssss that that

7:28

is why them with core design it

7:30

shows her. Battle. Do It

7:32

sister. Is like I know

7:35

England stuff. Possessiveness Court is love me okay

7:37

or this. Yes, let's let's let's recap this

7:39

guy's advice. He's going to chug the hot

7:41

sauce after the job interview and say like

7:43

I can handle the heat So this is

7:45

it's at this point the story. This is

7:48

a theory but he has not done this

7:50

well. It didn't pan out like I thought

7:52

it would affect the yeah no shit said.

7:56

It was only a small bottle of hot sauce. I figured

7:58

it would be no big deal. Actually, do I

8:00

should have tested at home first. But.

8:03

I didn't. I was

8:06

nervous. has a bitch ass during the

8:08

interview. First of all that it's asses

8:10

are so cool, calm and collected. There

8:12

you go. Ah,

8:14

But I was determined to follow through

8:16

with the plan. So I started exactly

8:18

as described. I was leaving. I.

8:20

Turned around maybe not with as much

8:23

swagger as I'd imagined in my head

8:25

and I declared. There's. One

8:27

more thing you need to know about me.

8:31

I pulled out the hot sauce bottle, almost

8:33

dropped it, and started to open the bottle.

8:35

In my head, it was all one quick

8:37

constant motion, like an electric Indiana Jones, But

8:39

instead I fumbled around and had a tough

8:42

time getting it opens. This is. Central

8:45

to this. You.

8:47

Know that piece of plastic? the goes

8:49

just a little bit over the cap.

8:51

Yeah. And then down around the sort

8:53

of lip of the bottle. Can

8:56

you imagine trying to get that off in

8:59

a pinch a while someone's watching you. Oh

9:01

my God. yeah when I casesa yeah I

9:03

always think I can do it and them

9:05

and of having to go into the silverware

9:07

drawer and get a fork. the air you

9:09

needed it either. But unfolded paperclip or something

9:11

like that, those are tough to and I

9:13

mean also something. I don't know if this

9:15

is gonna enter into the story but a

9:17

lot of those you know type of. Supermarket.

9:20

Package sauces. You can have to unscrew the

9:22

caps and take off the little you know,

9:24

the little cover and then screw the cat

9:27

back on. Will this enter into it? I

9:29

don't know but the these I imagine this

9:31

might be a problem. It would

9:33

be amazing if the result of this

9:35

was take off the top Susan I'm

9:38

being. Tried

9:42

to empty the bottles through that little

9:45

one drops. God yeah that to have

9:47

this is like Tabasco or something. Sure.

9:49

okay. Ah, it felt like a

9:51

nightmarish eternity, but was probably only about twenty

9:53

seconds enough time for one of the interviewers

9:55

to ask me what I was doing. I

9:59

didn't answer. Actually, instead, after I got the

10:01

bottle open, I repeat it. There's

10:04

one more thing you need to know about me.

10:06

But I was stuttering. Then. I

10:08

guzzled down the entire but entire

10:10

bottle of hot sauce. I instantly

10:13

regretted it. My mouth and throat

10:15

felt like lava with swirling around

10:17

inside me. I immediately started to

10:20

gag and loudly cough. I was

10:22

crying in voluntarily tears hardcore streaming

10:24

down my face. I.

10:27

Was sweating like a terrible we're doing

10:29

right now. Hardcore streaming. During.

10:31

The of essential. A

10:33

wait. Are we supposed to be having

10:35

sex with each other's success? Know precisely

10:37

what do black flag attacks? Turned

10:41

did you ever he cro mags you

10:43

used to occasionally in your Fuel Tv

10:45

days? Yes. Make a video where you

10:48

had to eat something weird? Yes Did

10:50

you ever have to eat like a

10:52

super spicy thing for a video? Ah

10:54

oh yeah I did a good. Speaking

10:56

of hard I did a a bit

10:59

that is now I think last time

11:01

as anybody if it he hits fuel

11:03

T fans have been archiving are material

11:05

on you tube or something. I would

11:07

love to see this thing against. ah

11:10

but there was. A restaurant in

11:12

Vegas that did like a scorpion

11:14

pepper burger and ah I I

11:16

died I did at see who

11:19

can eat it fast as challenge

11:21

with the guys from the descendants

11:23

still weird combination of things. I

11:26

think we knew that like this

11:28

ghost pepper burger was an and

11:30

the descendants ones do an interview

11:32

so we. Match. Them

11:35

Up. Not that that's because they have a lot

11:37

of songs about food. I guess there's that's that's

11:39

the connection there. I

11:41

mean the connection there is that every

11:43

one that worked. At.

11:45

Your level of Fuel Tv

11:48

Desperately wanted to meet an

11:50

interview The Descendants. That you

11:52

know and. Everyone to levels above

11:54

was like who the fuck are the

11:56

descendants Can you do something with a

11:59

ghost Pepper. Yeah, you know why

12:01

professor that surface I know why we

12:03

Eight Assists is that I'd I did

12:05

really to fight on that show to

12:08

include more late eighties early nineties punk

12:10

rock content and was was met with.

12:13

A was met with a

12:15

third it objections. Were.

12:18

They right probably say about some sets

12:20

of it's it's didn't that were sent

12:22

on the anymore who fucking cares? Ah

12:25

but yeah I couldn't do it. I

12:27

like had to tap out my think

12:29

the descendants guys both finished it pretty

12:31

pretty quickly and I do remember from

12:34

that like a little bit of the

12:36

spiciness. Got. Underneath my fingernail or

12:38

whatever. and when I peed the

12:40

next day. I thought my

12:43

dick was gonna burn off because there

12:45

was just a little bit of it.

12:48

They. Didn't didn't leave my

12:50

fingernail and like touching my penis

12:52

was a fucking nightmare and you

12:54

know I'll I'll have such that

12:57

length home I gray my whole

12:59

deal. Oh. My gracious.

13:01

Okay to be maximum fun.or

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as to why mess? Okay, Ah,

13:20

I desperately tried to scream i

13:22

can handle the heat but just

13:24

kept coughing before I could get

13:26

anything out, the interviewers were all

13:28

standing up looking at me and

13:30

horror and confusion. A few seconds

13:32

before I threw up all over

13:34

the floor my what would happen

13:36

but I tried to hold it

13:38

back. I couldn't. I. Threw

13:40

up all over the floor. It hurt as much on

13:43

the way out as it did on the way. and

13:45

if not more so, The. Vomit felt

13:47

like flaming barbed wire shredding it's

13:49

way through my neck. I should

13:52

mention a disturbing somehow stuff I

13:54

hear his mucous was also leaking

13:56

uncontrollably out of my nose. As.

14:00

The Refinish: Growing up, I couldn't bear

14:02

to look at the interviewers. I horsley,

14:04

mumbled an apology and started to some

14:06

stumble as quickly as possible out the

14:09

door. I have never been more ashamed

14:11

in my life. I.

14:13

Didn't get the job. He has

14:15

no Shit. Oh My. God. so

14:18

oh this is Amazing. Something.

14:21

That I just a piece of

14:23

information that I think we would

14:25

all love to know. what was

14:27

the job like to do this

14:29

for your job as like forklift

14:31

operator in a warehouse as wild.

14:33

And I guess like if it is

14:36

like if this is some sort of

14:38

creative job where you have to be

14:40

funny or like a kind of creative

14:43

cooking, this is valued. You know, like

14:45

it's aware that an ad agency or

14:47

something like I'm Gonna be an ad

14:50

copy Ride or Die And I don't

14:52

know, right? a lot about a Nazi

14:54

Frankenstein sister. Exactly set now, athletic my

14:56

friends, right? figures hairless cats have passed

14:59

away. You need something

15:01

to get you the job writing the

15:03

Nazi Frankenstein. Movie. Yeah.

15:06

I'm at that. That to me is the missing piece

15:08

of the puzzle. I would love to know. Now.

15:11

I. I. Think there

15:13

is a whole class of jobs. Where.

15:17

You didn't get. Interviews

15:19

but not get the job

15:21

a bunch of times like

15:23

there's. Like. I think

15:25

most of the jobs that I ever got.

15:28

On. The low end of the job spectrum. Were.

15:31

Basically jobs where you went in there and

15:33

they either needed a guy right van or

15:35

not. You. Know like you

15:37

wander in and in a restaurant needs a

15:40

dishwasher? Sir, you just like it will

15:42

at his mother's person, show up on time and

15:44

are they not crazy when I talk to them

15:46

for five minutes? Yeah, and the only way to

15:48

find that out is just have to throw them

15:51

a towel and send them in there and and

15:53

have him work for four hours, right? And

15:55

then there's this other kind of job like. Creative.

15:59

Jobs. Often. The challenge

16:01

is getting an interview like. I've.

16:04

I applied for twenty thousand radio jobs.

16:06

He did not get any interviews at

16:08

all. right? When it when I was

16:10

looking for a radio job. They're

16:12

very has to be this middle area

16:14

that this guy is describing where you

16:17

can get lots of interviews but not

16:19

get the job right. It's.

16:21

Also possible that this guys are shows

16:23

up to interviews drug or something aspects.

16:25

I also want to know what the

16:27

brand of hot sauces? I mean I

16:29

think even the mildest, you know. A

16:32

computer readily available hot sauce, Tabasco or

16:34

whatever. Drinking a bottle of it's gotta

16:37

hurts around. I mean of drinking that

16:39

much vinegar hasta absurd. Next month Side:

16:41

The spicy part of the hot sauce.

16:44

Chugging water in front of people was

16:46

probably the. Ah

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18:51

of Mentos to his thesis defense.

18:54

Ssssss Yeah, you don't have bad

18:56

breath at the thesis defense. That's

18:59

the Jordan Jesse go by equivalent

19:01

of chugging hot sauce at the

19:03

successor right? since showing assistant showing

19:05

the college board how many minutes

19:07

you can eat. You. Just get

19:10

to the end of yard. You're like

19:12

oh, Good. Data about plate

19:14

tectonics and and then you

19:16

just go doo doo doo

19:19

doo doo doo Doo! Ah

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ssssss. Chug,

19:23

those men's room or how those commercials

19:25

they would slip a Mentos out of

19:27

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19:31

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that we were fits we were

19:36

obsessed with those as a nation

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for a period with what what

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is what were we? So it's

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to they were arising. That's what

19:44

we were into. They cook, how

19:46

are they real? They were so

19:48

Dutch I don't know if they

19:50

were actually.smith that they seem So

19:52

stories like entirely unclear to what

19:54

extent. I like once in awhile if

19:56

you like. Is this a

19:58

joke? right? But it sure

20:01

didn't seem like one. Why is

20:03

it like this? Yeah, Anyway,

20:07

Mentos and Via Matter. You're absolutely right

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20:45

we'll talk to you next time. On your jessica

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fight you. Know.

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Maximum. Fun! A worker,

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a network of artist own sounds.

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email.