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You know, did you know Drake has a mic

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of, what's his name? Who's the guy that he dissed? The rapper.

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I'm glad we don't know. The guy that dissed him for the baby. Pusha

0:49

T. Pusha T, yeah. So

0:51

Drake had a mic signed by Pusha T,

0:54

and then when he wrote that diss to Pusha T, he wrote

0:56

about it saying, I got a mic of yours,

0:59

and then the signature is fading away. And he

1:01

said something about like, and that's kind of how your career

1:03

goes right now. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Because

1:06

he's kind of fading away. Damn, bro. Is he your

1:08

hero's turn to villains, fam? No, have you lived long

1:10

enough to see like your hero turn into a villain?

1:13

For you, I know it's Kanye, though.

1:14

To a villain? He kind of is a villain.

1:16

Like he's going against the grain. I

1:18

feel like all of my heroes are

1:21

like anti-heroes. Because I'm a Deadpool fan.

1:23

That makes sense. I'm not like

1:25

a usual, I don't always root for the hero

1:28

necessarily. You root for the villain?

1:30

Hear me out. The villains always

1:33

have the craziest backstory and they're

1:35

the most relatable. Every single time. They're

1:37

the most relatable, bro. Because some

1:40

dirty shit got done to them.

1:41

That's why they're evil. And more times,

1:44

the regular person isn't so turn

1:46

the other cheek. The regular person is, yo, I'm

1:49

gonna fuck them up. The hero story is more of

1:51

like a spoiled brat.

1:53

You know, he gets all the limelight and shit like

1:55

that. Yeah, that's what

1:57

it is. It's for the sake of the plot.

1:59

But like only like one third of

2:02

the people actually get to live that hero story Like

2:04

a lot of people are not going out and they're getting praised

2:06

like a hero, you know See that's why like anti anti

2:09

heroes because even though they're villainous people

2:11

they can still do good Yeah, be me

2:14

like look at um kill bill. She's marking

2:16

people but like she's still doing her own She's

2:18

still the hero at the end of the day Like

2:20

like I thought that everyone was innocent

2:23

until um, I think Hawaii Leonard's

2:25

sister Oh You

2:27

seen this murder or something like that.

2:29

Yeah, but yeah, that's that's another but it wasn't quiet

2:31

himself Yeah, if it was quiet out of it crazy

2:34

you hear the the Raptors theory though No

2:36

So almost every single player

2:39

of the Raptors their father passed away, huh? So

2:41

I think Lowry doesn't have a dad.

2:44

The Mar doesn't have a dad. Um, what's

2:46

his name? Kawhi didn't have a dad when

2:48

he joined the Raptors and uh, I think

2:50

og as well Don't get me wrong

2:52

There might be a few other players and it might

2:55

be mixed up But I know like a lot

2:57

of the the Raptors their dads either

2:59

passed away or like

3:01

in jail or something I think passed away. There's

3:03

another Raptors theory. It's like if you're

3:05

if you're up and coming in the draft and

3:07

you're a Nigerian and

3:10

you're a Nigerian or they're like an immigrant. No,

3:12

it's cuz my That's

3:14

hella tall and just hustles every

3:16

time you're getting big Yeah, cuz my

3:18

side this is running you fam. Oh,

3:21

how do you feel about things? How do you feel

3:23

about Lowry leaving or who left recently

3:26

who somebody left right? Who's Larry? Oh,

3:28

that was a long time ago though, I'm not up to basketball

3:31

You

3:33

know, it's crazy I always I watch

3:36

for like a segment of my life Yeah, and

3:38

I dip and I come back in like yo, what

3:40

happened all these trades? I don't even know Kevin

3:42

Durant got traded Bro. Oh, yeah, that was a big one too.

3:45

He's on what the Phoenix Suns down Oh, the

3:47

Phoenix Suns are stacked and I think that

3:49

that's gonna like win out of the West.

3:51

Yeah, damn You think we're ever gonna win

3:53

again with Toronto? Do you think so

3:55

actually has a curse because the Maple Leafs are doing good,

3:57

right? But the Maple Leafs are doing good right now, but I feel

3:59

like

3:59

They're not going to go all the way, obviously. Because

4:02

that's just the curse of the leaves. Yeah. Yo,

4:04

so I was watching this show

4:06

recently. Okay. And it's crazy.

4:09

This show, this is probably like the most fucked

4:12

up I've seen a TV show rather than

4:14

like an 824 film. It reminds me of a hereditary,

4:16

it reminds me of like Midsommar. What is it called? So there's

4:19

a show called Yellow Jackets. Okay.

4:21

It's pretty much about these girls. They're

4:23

on a soccer team, right? Mm-hmm. And they're

4:25

on their way to do like a Nationals game.

4:28

Okay. So on an airplane,

4:30

their airplane crashes into the wilderness

4:33

and they're stranded there for months

4:35

and months, right? And they don't die? This is what happens.

4:38

So they're

4:39

stranded there for like the first couple of weeks and

4:42

they decide, okay, let's just stay with the plane.

4:44

Maybe they're going to come and rescue us, right? Eventually,

4:46

like they start running out of water. Like how

4:48

are we going to get water?

4:50

So they make their way to the lake and

4:53

they see like a lake house. Okay.

4:55

This sort of gets crazy. Cause you think it's just going

4:57

to be a regular, regular,

4:59

like there's no one in the house. Stranded

5:02

survivor story, right? Mm-hmm. But

5:05

in the house, upstairs,

5:08

they find like wax marks

5:11

all around the floor in the attic. Yeah.

5:13

And they see this mark.

5:16

It's like a triangle, a circle, and

5:18

then like two slashes in between it. What does

5:20

that mean? Now they look at it like, yo, this

5:23

looks like some seance type beat. Okay.

5:25

Like a mason? Yeah. Like satanic

5:27

cult type of shit, right? Okay. So just for

5:30

fun, cause they're stranded there for a long time. Like,

5:32

yo,

5:33

let's, let's try something here. So

5:35

they put candles in the spots of those

5:37

symbols

5:39

and then they started to do a seance just

5:41

for fun. Cause they're bored as fuck. So wait, they

5:43

just randomly got candles and started doing that. They

5:45

started doing it. What

5:47

happened? So this girl, when she got stranded

5:49

there, she was taking

5:52

pills for her, I guess her psychosis. Okay.

5:54

And she ran out of pills because obviously like,

5:57

how is she going to get more? Now what

5:59

happened?

5:59

They started doing the seance. They were just

6:02

asking stupid questions like, oh, is she gonna

6:04

get a prom date? Oh, did

6:06

she hook up with that guy? And then they started

6:09

asking like serious questions like, will

6:11

we ever get out of here? Like will we all die

6:13

here?

6:14

And it pointed to no.

6:17

And right when it pointed to no, there

6:20

was like a gust of wind that like blew

6:23

into the window and the girl

6:26

that she didn't have any meds anymore. She

6:28

started seeing shit. She got possessed. Oh,

6:31

she got possessed. And then she started speaking French. She's

6:33

like, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

6:39

Yeah. So she started, she started speaking French and

6:41

she got possessed. And then she

6:43

was pretty much telling them like, she wanted

6:45

blood.

6:46

She's telling them she wants blood. She

6:48

wants blood, right? Now

6:51

one of the girls, she's super religious. She throws a Bible

6:53

at her. And then she's like,

6:56

she like snaps out of it. She's

6:58

like, Oh, why'd you throw the Bible at me? Like, yo, you were possessed.

7:01

Now time goes by

7:03

and they're, they're starving because

7:05

they have no food. What do you think they resort

7:07

to? Eating the friends. They're

7:09

like, okay, which one is the weakest? I'll meet

7:11

that one. So taking the beginning of the show,

7:14

the first episode is

7:16

a girl running away, being

7:18

chased by other girls wearing like

7:21

cloaks, wearing like fur and

7:24

murdering her and killing her and obviously

7:26

eating her. So what happens

7:29

is

7:30

that spirit, right? It started

7:32

possessing like everybody there. And I

7:35

think what happened, they found this girl.

7:37

She's like super sciency and she found mushrooms,

7:40

like psilocybin mushrooms. She took

7:42

a trip and she put it in the stew and

7:44

gave it to everybody. She gave it to everybody,

7:47

except for one girl didn't take it. Everybody

7:50

started tripping out. Everybody started like

7:53

trying to eat this guy

7:56

and they were like doing like some not

7:59

safe for work stuff. I mean, but

8:01

they were tripping. They were like really forming into

8:03

some weird cult But after

8:05

the trip the girl that didn't take

8:08

it she was like,

8:09

why did you guys all start doing that shit? like

8:11

what happened to you guys and Fuck

8:14

bro. So pretty much they took

8:17

her in and she they were

8:19

like, okay We need you to drink this and

8:22

they gave her like a hot chocolate laced with the

8:24

Wish with the mushrooms and the moment she

8:27

drank it everybody's faces like changed

8:29

and then they said like thanks for joining us

8:31

So what they see what

8:34

they're seeing Isn't what's

8:36

present

8:37

there? It's like another

8:39

realm Oh,

8:40

it's like spirit is like spirits

8:42

that that are talking through the people

8:45

so she could only see it

8:47

After she took different so,

8:49

you know, you know, you know my bad, you know

8:52

You know in Robin Hood, not on our I'm

8:54

a Peter Pan You know Peter Pan where

8:57

we're like they're all pretending they can eat the food Yeah,

8:59

and but there's no food there with the moment they use

9:01

imagination. They can start eating Remember

9:04

that it's like that. So it's not there

9:06

until you actually take part and bro There's

9:09

a lot of shit that happened but the religious

9:11

girl, right? She's a pilot and

9:14

it turns out like they found a plane

9:16

She's on the plane and They're

9:18

all happy, you know, they're all happy like oh

9:21

shit. We're gonna get we're gonna get safe She's gonna go fly

9:23

and get us help

9:24

She's she's on the plane in the air

9:28

all of a sudden. She's like praying and stuff

9:30

She has a teddy bear beside her because

9:32

that's like her her childhood teddy bear She brought

9:34

with her mid-weight in the air starts

9:37

it catches fire And

9:39

the plane explodes, bro And

9:43

then everybody else is like wait,

9:45

this is not a true story, right? This is no, okay. This

9:47

is the show. This is the show No,

9:52

it's not okay. No, but there is a true.

9:55

There's a true event that I think is based on I

9:57

think in the Andes there's a either

9:59

a sock

9:59

Team or like a cricket team. I think

10:02

this happened in the set in the 70s. Yeah, they're

10:04

playing crashed Same shit that

10:06

happened. They had to resort to like eating

10:08

each other Okay, and what's

10:10

crazy is they actually had a radio with

10:13

them But they were listening

10:15

to the radio

10:16

and at one point they were

10:18

getting updates of the search team That's

10:21

going to look for them and eventually they heard

10:23

that yo, they're not

10:25

searching anymore Like they made an announcement

10:27

like they're done searches So that

10:29

forced like two of them to go out

10:31

and just journey and try and find like help

10:34

And so the way they got out so these

10:36

like psilocybin mushrooms that they found.

10:38

Yeah, you can just find them anywhere,

10:41

right? You know, they're they're not so they grow in the forest

10:43

going for you You can just eat it straight like just

10:45

wash it off type thing I'm like you can just like eat

10:47

them like you can probably go in the forest in Canada

10:50

and find something like that Cuz I was on a binge yesterday

10:52

cuz remember on the vlog when you were

10:54

like, you know, let's do an ayahuasca hike And

10:57

then I was like, I got a retreat. I

10:59

was like, is that a hike? No But

11:02

it is and I was like on a binge of just like Everyone

11:04

doing these different drugs cuz I don't know I just

11:06

love watching it cuz obviously I'm not gonna do

11:09

it Mm-hmm. So there was this guy who

11:11

did this like ayahuasca retreat and I was looking

11:14

at it And um when they were

11:16

when he was with like the shaman or whatever Yeah, he

11:18

would be sitting down right and they would be playing like

11:20

these this calming music behind it Right and

11:23

then whenever he would like tap his head

11:25

with like a steel glass or tap his is

11:27

his chest He would start throwing up.

11:29

Oh, and I searched up what it was. I think it's

11:31

like, um, everything like bad

11:33

spirits Oh,

11:34

yeah, you release the toxins is

11:36

coming out like it may be like depression

11:38

and maybe like anxiety But it would clear

11:41

you of that problem. That's trying to get

11:43

out Yeah Because you can't

11:45

go into the trip without that

11:47

being cleared or else you're gonna have a really bad

11:49

trip And then the funniest one

11:51

was the it was told piss

11:54

some yeah So so they made a toad

11:56

piss and then the guy like smoked it

11:59

and then he fell

11:59

Back like DMT. Yeah, I think it

12:02

was DMT is like DMT. Oh, oh, I think Mike

12:04

Tyson did that Yeah, something like me Oh

12:06

five DMT, right? Yeah, Mike Tyson did

12:08

out. Well, it's not piss. Oh, it's not It's

12:10

it's they take the toad and the

12:12

slime that's on the back of the toad. Yeah, they

12:15

Wipe it onto a glass and let

12:17

it harden in the Sun and then they

12:20

shave it down and then like it becomes a powder Because

12:25

um, I think that's what they just nicknamed it's

12:27

toad piss But when he did at

12:29

the first thing when he when he

12:31

woke up he hugged the guy and he was like, I

12:33

understand Because

12:39

I heard what it is like you literally just get

12:41

Taken out of the simulation. Yeah, like

12:43

you just pause on everything. Nothing

12:46

matters. Yeah. Boom. What would that be? Like

12:48

that's why it's like fuck man If I was ever to do it

12:50

I would probably do it when I'm like older

12:53

older because right now I don't think I need it because

12:55

I'm hella like happy already

12:57

It might change you forever. So

12:59

I change forever much because if

13:01

you think about it What's because

13:03

we make our own purpose in life Oh me and

13:05

a lot of the time we don't realize like what am I actually

13:07

doing right this second?

13:09

To even make a difference in anything. See that's the

13:11

thing It's like do people when people go

13:14

on shrooms and do these shrooms they

13:16

come out with a whole different purpose Like they don't give a fuck

13:18

no more. I feel like that's what it's gonna happen to

13:20

like

13:21

like me Mmm, you feel me you

13:23

think you think you would I feel like I would drop everything

13:26

I would do it and just live like a whole boy

13:28

just be happy Like

13:30

that's I feel like I think about

13:32

it. What did Jesus do? He didn't have

13:34

like a lot of money He didn't like honestly look

13:36

if you think about it, they weren't even worried about

13:39

jobs and stuff Yeah, like the Jesus

13:41

and his disciples. They don't really worry about jobs.

13:43

I just find myself You know that guy who's preaching

13:45

about them masonic symbols the the

13:48

government the Illuminati is homeless.

13:50

I feel like

13:51

Yeah,

13:53

because I would be like, okay, what's the point all this if

13:55

I really found out like yo, my purpose is

13:58

just to be happy

13:59

Oh, yeah, but I think there's like a fine line of

14:02

knowing and not doing yeah You know I mean

14:04

like even though you know for

14:05

example, you know junk food is bad for you But

14:07

you still buy what's so do you still indulge in it because

14:10

but after thing I probably wouldn't do that

14:12

no more since I was Like I understand maybe you

14:14

don't know though. You don't know you don't know for sure

14:16

cuz for me I'm like I know so many things are

14:18

bad for me, but I still like take part in it

14:21

Yeah, but it's that it's that give-and-take is like

14:23

I learned from my mistake, right? I

14:25

feel like that's that's so important we're supposed to make mistakes

14:28

just so like My answers

14:30

are I mean my questions are answered.

14:32

Yeah Imagine living a safe life your

14:34

whole life. I would

14:36

that's that's yeah If you just do everything good your

14:38

whole life,

14:39

how are you gonna how are you gonna learn,

14:41

bro? I guess you learn through others that fucked

14:43

up around you, but still yeah you that that

14:45

is also a thing if you have like Older brother younger sister.

14:47

Yeah. Yeah, but also something I

14:50

learned too A lot of companies that have like

14:52

stars in their logo are

14:54

related to Masonic symbols

14:56

Yeah, like the Freemason. Yeah. Yeah, so I didn't know that

14:59

the they worship like the bright Sun

15:01

or the bright star and

15:03

If you really look at it and every logo

15:05

that you see around like Carl's jr. The

15:08

serious FM dog He has a star. Oh, it's

15:11

a star the NFL logo There's a bunch of

15:13

stars everything has a star in it But

15:16

also stars is just like super prominent

15:18

a lot of things but also what

15:20

I learned to here I'll show you the ones that I found

15:23

out. Yeah, if you know what you're looking for these have

15:25

a Different symbols so

15:27

Mazda, you know what the Mazda symbol? Yeah,

15:30

it's like a it looks like a bird. Yeah It's the owl

15:33

the owl is the Illuminati Oh

15:35

like mola so

15:37

HBO HBO if

15:39

you if you turn it down, it's an

15:42

owl the the noise not let me see go

15:44

So you turn your head to the side

15:46

you see an owl isn't it just a circle?

15:50

So you open Google Chrome on your phone you're hunting

15:52

for a super rare first edition vinyl of a band

15:54

you're obsessed with Supposed

15:56

to be working but this site you tapped

15:58

on seems pretty

15:59

Shady. And Daryl from

16:02

IT just jumped up from his desk. Oh

16:04

no, he's coming your way. It's

16:07

a good thing built-in malware production keeps

16:09

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16:12

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17:38

Yo, I didn't take that in. Nah.

17:42

Is it really though? Yeah, it is, it is. You

17:44

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17:46

a Fox. Search a Fox logo,

17:48

F-O-X. Okay, Fox logo.

17:51

This is about to blow your mind. Oh yeah, I know this one. No,

17:53

no, this one. Oh, what about this?

17:56

Turn it to the side, skull crossbones.

18:00

Oh shit. And then

18:02

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18:04

know what that is? This one, this one fucked me

18:06

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18:09

is Masonic watch. You see the

18:11

reptile eye?

18:13

Yo, that's crazy, that's

18:15

crazy.

18:16

Yo, it does look like that. No,

18:18

it is a reptile. So it goes like this. It looks like

18:20

a snake eye. Yeah, yeah. And the easiest

18:22

one, Chase Bank, you know you have to look this up. It

18:25

represents a swastika, which is a sun

18:27

symbol. Wait,

18:29

Chase Bank. Oh, because it's like the. The

18:31

lines, the four lines connecting into a thing.

18:33

And it becomes what? No, that's a swastika,

18:35

like a version of a swastika. Oh shit. And

18:37

that's a sun symbol. And in every Chase Bank

18:40

commercial, you can see that it's on the

18:42

sun. The logo's on the sun. Damn.

18:45

Yeah, so there's little things that, that men's don't know,

18:47

but

18:48

it's Masonic though. Everybody's just lying to us now.

18:50

Everybody's just lying to us, period. Like

18:53

they don't even care about your life no more, like fam.

18:55

If they have your money, just lie

18:57

to you. Like yo, yo, everything's all good. They'll

19:00

censor everything too. They'll censor everything too. Cause I don't know

19:02

if you've seen the, the deleted SNL Kanye speech.

19:05

No. Have you seen that when everyone's roasting him

19:07

for wearing the Trump hat? Oh, the

19:09

make America better. Make America great, yeah, great again.

19:12

And then he's like, oh yeah, you guys are roasting

19:14

me, but

19:15

I'm the true hero or something. And

19:18

then he's like, oh, I want to be like you guys, I'll take it

19:20

off, but I won't. Cause I'm Superman or something

19:22

like that. It was a crazy bar that he said.

19:24

Wait, it's, it's gone. Like you can't find that shit. Yeah, it's

19:26

deleted. I heard, I heard like

19:29

Chris Rock. He threw like

19:31

a really shitty first pitch and

19:34

you can't find that video anywhere. Oh, he deleted

19:36

it? He's like deleted off the internet. Like he threw a

19:38

really, really terrible first pitch and

19:41

it was terrible and they just deleted. He's

19:43

like, yo, agents get that fucking

19:45

off the internet. Or what if that's a symbol?

19:47

It's like, it's like everyone who's had it, cause there's

19:50

been bad pitches. Everyone who's

19:52

had a bad pitch is actually. I'm

19:54

like, what?

19:56

Yo, you know what's crazy?

19:58

So I just found out. You know those,

20:01

um, the Walmart brands of cereal

20:04

of like other products, you know how there's like great value

20:06

and then the regular brand, right? So we have

20:08

cool whip and then have like regular

20:10

whipped cream. Yeah. Did you know

20:12

it's made by the same company? Wait,

20:15

the great value and the same one? And

20:18

the cool whip. So what great value

20:20

does, they go to the same manufacturer

20:22

fam and they just get it made cheaper

20:25

without that brand name. Because that's why

20:28

at Walmart, they all have, they always have

20:30

like the great value version. It's all the

20:32

same, bro. So what's crazy, the

20:34

canned veggies, you know, like the, the

20:36

can, the

20:38

big name brand is green giant made

20:40

by green giant. Even the great value is by drinking.

20:43

Same thing. The cereal. Same

20:45

thing. Now there's a store called Aldi

20:47

in the States. Okay. Now this

20:49

store is known for like,

20:50

we have the best,

20:52

the best products that match up to the big

20:54

name brands. That's how they promote

20:56

their store. If you go into

20:59

Aldi, they have this brand called Millville,

21:01

right? And all of their cereals

21:03

are offshoots of sin

21:06

linto's crunch offshoots of cookie, Chris

21:08

offshoots of rice, Krispies, and

21:10

they look so similar all by

21:12

Millville. The real name brand

21:14

is made by general mills.

21:18

So

21:18

they dug deep and

21:20

found out that Millville is

21:23

the same thing as general mills. What?

21:26

It's the exact same. They've been lying this whole time. Damn.

21:29

So it's the same cereal, exact same taste, everything.

21:32

Even the Doritos there, even the, the

21:34

fruit roll ups there, even the pop tarts, wait,

21:37

it's all made by the same manufacturer.

21:40

We just choose

21:42

to buy the name brand

21:44

because that's what we're fed. Wait, but they taste

21:46

the same or no? They taste the exact same. No, they don't.

21:48

They taste the exact same. So

21:51

you're saying, I'm telling me if I eat a no name

21:53

brand Dorito. Yeah. It

21:56

will taste the same.

21:57

It will taste the exact same. Especially, especially if it's made by

22:00

those companies so it's placebo this whole time

22:02

so no I we just never bought we

22:04

just never bought the not named brand what

22:07

happen no we need a taste this whole time

22:09

we need to taste this cuz there's no way I know that

22:12

some of them have different taste though no

22:14

okay

22:15

maybe maybe there's a outlier

22:18

somewhere yeah but fam most

22:20

of them the Shane Dawson

22:23

did a test on it oh so it's Shane

22:25

Dawson did a test they're all the same dog

22:27

even yo what's even crazier to Shane

22:30

Dawson did the test on uber so

22:33

there's like three different restaurants I

22:35

think there's like green something

22:38

there's like this healthy restaurant

22:40

there's

22:41

this regular like chicken restaurant

22:43

and then there's a red robin okay now

22:45

he ordered meals from each

22:48

restaurant when they all came

22:50

to him they came in the same

22:52

bag

22:53

same plastic bag same container same

22:55

napkin same straw same drink container now

22:58

he did a deep dive into the search it's

23:01

the same address yo so

23:03

people got finesse into thinking oh

23:06

I'm ordering from this nice like healthy

23:08

restaurant is just from red robin it's

23:10

the exact same just different brand on the

23:12

uber app because it looks different yeah on

23:14

the app no cuz you remember this happened

23:17

to you too yeah this happened to me when you got fantastic

23:19

chicken yeah and that shit was from

23:21

a different restaurant wasn't even from the same restaurant

23:23

no cuz I think um they're they're part

23:25

of that company or something yeah like they

23:27

run that business too so you thought you're

23:29

getting like a nice chicken sandwich but it was like some

23:32

next pink sauce chicken sandwich yeah um

23:35

what's the name of Oh

23:38

Pasquale you ever heard of Pasquale pizza

23:40

oh no so check this out this is

23:42

crazy so on uber

23:45

there's this place called Pasquale pizza

23:48

right and it looks very bougie looks very nice

23:50

people have ordered from Pasquale

23:52

and when they open the box the

23:55

pizza slices they

23:56

don't match also like cheese

23:59

just like Chuckie

23:59

Okay, what's crazy? Pascuali

24:03

is Chuck E cheese, bro So

24:06

they know nobody's gonna order pizza

24:09

from Chuck E cheese on uber eats so they

24:11

named it Pascuali Pascuali

24:13

is the name of the chef

24:16

in Chuck E cheese, you know the

24:18

animatronic chef Pascuali

24:20

the pizza maker. That's his name, bro

24:23

So they turned it into like a boozy pizzeria.

24:25

There's actually Chuck E cheese pizza fan.

24:27

No, that's actually W marketing Wait,

24:29

could they sue they no one can sue

24:31

right cuz cuz it's it. That's what it

24:33

is. That's what it is It's just packaged

24:36

differently. Yeah, it's just packed but that's life,

24:38

bro Yeah,

24:39

honestly, everything's just packaged differently what's

24:41

presented better. Look, he's all the same Yeah,

24:44

like how much how much water brands are there? It's so

24:46

water water is the same thing It's like I guess

24:48

you can

24:49

like they tap water a bit of a taste. Yeah,

24:51

I mean it's still water So

24:54

our minds are brainwashed to pick like this the

24:56

one I want to pick, you know, I mean I think the

24:58

biggest placebo one that I saw in tiktok was

25:00

just like It had a

25:02

like a picture of AC and then

25:04

made the AC sound. Oh, yeah.

25:06

Yeah, and it felt cold And then it's

25:08

like if you pull put this close to your

25:10

face, you'll feel cold But

25:14

you know, it's just your phone is cold no matter what it's

25:16

cold anyway your phone is cold

25:18

anyway

25:19

Yo, there's

25:21

a there's a even crazier finesse

25:23

family at every grocery store This

25:26

should be my mind so

25:28

you know the grocery store when you go to the vegetables Yeah,

25:31

and they spray mist. Oh, yeah.

25:34

Yeah. Why the fuck did they spray mist

25:36

right? I mean so why do you keep it fresh? It's a clean

25:38

it. Yeah, wrong The

25:41

reason that they put mist

25:44

on all of the veggies and the leafy greens

25:47

is to add weight To

25:49

the product. So when you weigh it and

25:51

you actually pay you pay more

25:54

because the water is making it heavy, bro

25:57

This whole time

25:58

this whole fucking time Bro,

26:01

they spray the water so it's heavier.

26:03

They don't care about it Actually, they

26:05

did a test and putting water makes

26:08

it spoil Faster. Wow,

26:11

it doesn't do anything to keep it fresh I'm

26:13

that makes sense because I think on baristas when they're spraying

26:15

the coffee beans Mmm, when they're weighing

26:17

it they put water to make it more

26:20

weight and they all to make it heavier Yeah,

26:22

so they don't lose any of that weight like they add

26:24

weight. Oh When it grinds

26:27

up and then look look at like when you go to um,

26:29

I forgot what

26:31

what restaurant it was specifically Yeah, but

26:34

I know they did like a small medium

26:36

and large the medium fit in the small

26:38

and the large It's it's starbucks.

26:41

Yeah, because just because the ice yeah, if you

26:43

put ice it'll make it look like it's bigger That's

26:45

crazy. No, it's simple things like that

26:47

where they just straight finesse us bro, cuz

26:49

they know they know what we'll pay Just because the

26:51

weights package. Yeah, if it was packaged any differently

26:54

But we'd probably be like, uh, you

26:56

know what?

26:57

Versaable said it the best it's like

26:59

there's no wrong way to do art as

27:02

in like if even food There's no

27:04

wrong way to do it, but there's a right way to edit

27:08

Edit it edit it so make it look

27:10

presentable after the fact. Yeah,

27:12

so let's say you make like super abstract

27:14

art, right?

27:15

Even though it's so wild and like it

27:17

looks weird as fuck if you edit it properly

27:20

You can make that shit look like two billion dollars Yeah,

27:23

speaking of verjal abel the first thing that came into mind with

27:25

the Jeffrey Epstein thing You know,

27:28

there was two guys that actually went on that island

27:30

and started vlogging. Oh, really? Yeah So they

27:32

got on and they're like, oh, I'm so scared. I'm so

27:35

scared Like what they find they found the building

27:37

they found Jeffrey I'm said

27:39

Epstein's building shit and then they went they like

27:41

they were looking in it, but they didn't want to vlog There

27:43

was something in the middle that was covered with a

27:45

blanket. Yeah, like a person Yeah,

27:48

and that's all they saw until they All

27:51

these big people like they have backstories cuz

27:53

cuz there's a big theory right now that Benjamin Franklin

27:57

Was actually a serial killer didn't know Benjamin

27:59

Franklin

27:59

Yeah, there's a theory

28:02

that he's actually a serial killer cuz when

28:04

he lived in London He lived in a house for

28:06

a few like months, right?

28:08

And then he moved to America, right? So

28:10

there are the people there were like, okay,

28:13

let's make his house a museum Mmm,

28:15

so when they started renovating they

28:18

started clearing all the furniture out. They started

28:20

to dig Oh to dig under the house.

28:23

Yeah, you know what they found fam

28:24

underneath the house was 15 skeleton

28:26

head 15 under

28:29

under Benjamin Franklin's house

28:31

and then it was the crazy part. It's not

28:33

even like human heads It's like little kid

28:36

heads. No It's like really

28:38

small heads and they found 15 of them Holy

28:41

shit under a room with no window

28:43

and this is like dated way back. Yeah, this is

28:45

dated way back Cuz

28:47

what's scary bro is you don't realize back

28:50

in the day

28:51

For somebody to disappear. It doesn't

28:53

take too much because now there's a lot of information

28:56

Yeah, there's a lot of cameras and everything

28:58

back in the day. Somebody could just disappear like that

29:00

Yeah, I know. Oh, they move countries

29:03

like how are you know? Yeah

29:05

And but now they have database and everything we have a passport

29:07

check everything dog back in the day

29:09

The passport was probably like a written on ink I

29:12

wonder who's the first person to make a passport to

29:15

make a passport. Yo, who's the first person

29:17

to make a border? Yeah, the government bro. They gotta

29:19

stop the people from coming in bro, cuz

29:21

overpopulation probably now But like to get everybody

29:24

to do that though at the same time, that's kind of crazy Yeah,

29:26

but I know they did taxes back in the day, too. That's

29:28

like they did. Yeah, I remember in Jesus's

29:31

time They're doing taxes. Oh, I didn't know that

29:33

where they count it were right. So

29:35

account's been been a generational

29:38

job No,

29:40

I don't know if it is taxes Robin

29:43

hood fam Robin Hood was like was

29:45

like mad because the government was taking

29:47

too much taxes Yeah, I started

29:50

killing everyone. That's why no, he started stealing

29:52

is our killing No, Robin

29:54

Hood likes stole from the rich give to the poor Yeah,

29:56

he stole the tax money and like gave it back to the poor get

29:58

back to the hood Oh

29:59

That's why I was robbing Robin Robin

30:02

Hood Where

30:06

did the word neighbor come from no no no cuz neighbors

30:08

a word yeah Yeah, and then hood or like why

30:10

it

30:11

added the hood to it neighbor neighbor

30:13

hood like what I did the hood put Why

30:17

don't they just call it a neighbor place? I'm

30:20

gonna lie whoever named it though it rolls off the tongue Yes,

30:22

I'm saying like neighbor place doesn't roll up tongue like

30:25

I'm on my neighborhood

30:27

or I'm on the block is way is way No,

30:29

oh, you know the app Robin Hood though. What does

30:32

app? Yeah, it's a stock

30:34

trading app. Oh, yeah I know that one so

30:36

they actually got negative karma fan. Why

30:39

because you know during um It

30:41

was the big crypto boom. No,

30:43

it wasn't even it was the

30:47

Coin not even Bitcoin it was um

30:51

The game stop or the GMC. Yeah

30:53

the game the game stop act or

30:56

Game stop and the stock. Yeah. Yeah the game stop

30:58

stock. Yeah, so when it started booming Robin

31:01

Hood they stopped trading

31:04

Completely because they were making too much money

31:07

like the stock was going so high. Yeah,

31:09

they shut it down

31:10

And then like obviously once

31:13

that happened nobody wanted to use Robin. Yeah, so they were

31:15

doing the opposite Because

31:17

they were supposed to steal from the rich give to the

31:19

poor, but they're stealing from the poor giving

31:22

to the rich No, you know that machine

31:24

that was talking about where um, it gives you

31:26

your your score on how rich you are.

31:28

Yeah There's a story where

31:31

some guy who had kind of like he was

31:33

up there He's like fifth or six as soon

31:35

as he left the museum. He got jumped. Oh,

31:37

fuck. Yeah for real Yeah, cuz he had he had

31:39

hella money So you have

31:42

your picture there

31:43

Yeah,

31:46

you know that's in Miami, bro Yeah I

31:48

remember I was in Miami not not Miami but

31:50

just outside of it like one of the the side

31:52

cities Yeah, and we went

31:54

to this hotel. Okay, bro.

31:57

This is the first hotel that I've

31:59

been

31:59

Where you had to scan your card like

32:02

your room key to actually use the elevator

32:04

because usually at a hotel you don't usually

32:06

Yeah, but this one you did. So my god,

32:08

this is interesting. So a little bit kind of sketchy,

32:11

right? Yeah, so you went up to our room That's

32:13

in the middle of the night what I hear pop

32:15

off Just

32:19

outside the window yeah shots

32:22

And that's the first time I like her I

32:24

think that's the first time I heard gunshots like in person What age

32:26

are you this is uh, I think it was like

32:29

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32:29

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34:01

there's like two guys fighting like yelling back

34:03

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34:05

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34:09

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cuz we're so bored we're waiting outside

34:19

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34:21

something happen Like are they really

34:23

gonna argue this long and nothing happens? That

34:26

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34:28

it were right beside it like you can

34:29

hear it outside Okay, knock on wood. Like I don't

34:32

want nobody to get hurt. Yeah, but what's

34:34

the point of releasing all this negative

34:36

energy? Yeah, and they're not doing anything.

34:39

Yeah, I mean like sure let it out. Let it let

34:41

it go But

34:43

why are you gonna make such a big scene? Yell, yell yell

34:45

and then not do nothing to solve it that

34:47

I lie at least fight him Like

34:51

throw hands or something Already's

34:53

like yo, that's loud. I hear it. It's like fireworks to

34:55

you Just

34:58

we're in the States that's our expected We're

35:01

in the states that's our second. Oh, something's gonna come.

35:03

Yeah, but some final destination shit when you

35:05

sent me It was um the the construction

35:07

that fell and I was looking at it and

35:09

you're like look look what happened Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

35:12

and like imagine

35:13

you were just standing there and you found something I

35:15

think about that sometimes No,

35:17

whenever I walk walk over there now I walk

35:19

like to the side yeah, and I walk under the That's

35:26

just a scare bro it is cuz it might

35:28

like imagine like no one got hurt But

35:30

imagine someone did even if I was close to it

35:32

I would probably like

35:33

like pretend like get some oh,

35:35

yeah, if you're beside it You have to or at least

35:37

because I was thinking about it, right? What if?

35:41

It did land like right beside you didn't get hurt

35:44

But you just were traumatized cuz I would look you'd

35:46

be traumatized exactly like that ass. Oh, that's my

35:48

destination That's what I'm saying. Yeah,

35:51

would you still get money? Yeah,

35:53

no trauma emotional trauma. I'm pretty sure you

35:55

can get a lawyer for that. I heard on reddit There's

35:57

like a life hack if you ever get caught in prison

35:59

if you get arrested, like awesome like petty

36:02

crime, just sit in the corner and just like

36:06

and then like act crazy like. So

36:10

people, so they let you go because of your mental? Yeah,

36:12

yeah. No, there was some crazy case.

36:15

I don't know if you've seen the Netflix documentary for this too.

36:17

A pizza delivery guy who got a

36:20

bomb attached to his neck. Oh,

36:22

did you hear this? This a movie or

36:24

this is real? It's real and they turned it

36:26

into a Netflix documentary because it was so crazy.

36:28

Oh, wait, a bomb on his neck? On his

36:31

neck. So this is what happened. So it was

36:33

a random, random day, random evening and

36:36

the pizza guy gets a

36:36

call. He's like, okay, I want these pizzas

36:39

delivered to my house. Right. All

36:41

of a sudden when he comes, he knocks the door,

36:44

he gets taken in and there's guns. He

36:46

gets robbed at gunpoint. Damn.

36:49

Right. So what these guys tell him, they strap

36:52

a bomb onto his neck, right? And

36:55

they say, I'm going to give you a scavenger

36:57

hunt to reveal riddles

36:59

to try and get this bomb off your neck. And you

37:01

have to complete it in a timeframe

37:04

so you can survive. Oh, so they

37:06

sent this guy on a whole game. So

37:08

one of the, one of the games was he had

37:10

to get $250,000 out of a bank. So

37:14

what this guy does,

37:15

they send him in with a white shirt

37:17

that says guests on it. Right. And

37:20

a cane that's disguised as a gun.

37:22

He's in and the guy

37:24

says, uh, slips the teller a note.

37:26

He says, I need 250,000 or this

37:28

bomb will go off in 15 minutes. Lifts

37:30

up the shirt, shows the teller

37:32

that there's actually a bomb attached to his neck. The

37:35

teller's like, sir, I don't have the access

37:37

to the vault right now. So I can only give

37:40

you $8,000. He's like, fuck it. I'll

37:43

take it. Gives him the $8,000. The police are already

37:45

on the way. The police are standing outside,

37:47

but they don't want to go in because the guy has a bomb.

37:50

Yeah. So he takes

37:52

it. The police don't get close to the point

37:54

where they can still handcuff him, but they

37:56

leave him. Right. So

37:58

he's surrounded by cops.

37:59

by helicopters, right? Eight

38:02

minutes later,

38:03

bomb goes off. He didn't make it in time. Oh, he died.

38:05

He died and they did it in front

38:08

of live television. So they

38:10

purposely made sure that everyone sees

38:13

that he got killed on live television.

38:15

So there's a bunch of theories

38:18

going around of what happened.

38:20

Like what is going down with this guy?

38:22

So theory number one,

38:24

he got like forced into a bank

38:26

robber mystery. That's the, that's the

38:28

easy one, right? But second theory

38:31

is that he was actually in it the whole time. Oh,

38:34

so he was actually trying to rob the place the

38:36

whole time. And they were just, he

38:38

thought that the people that put the bomb on him wasn't

38:41

an actual bomb. It was a decoy, but

38:43

it actually went off. And they

38:45

found that that guy with the bomb on his neck actually

38:48

wanted to rob a bank few months ago. Yo,

38:50

cause take this in. If I was

38:52

like the heist crew, I'm not saying I'm like a criminal,

38:55

but, and your boy got caught. He

38:58

could tell.

38:59

Exactly. So if you could explode

39:01

him, there's no more telling. There's no more telling.

39:04

And, uh, it's big, good. This

39:06

investigation has been going on for decades, right? The

39:09

guy, the main heist guy who set

39:11

it up,

39:12

he killed himself before there was any investigation.

39:15

And one person turned himself in. Yeah.

39:17

This is a true story. This is true. I know, I know there's

39:19

a movie like that though, with, um, what's

39:21

his name? Who's the guy

39:24

in, in social network?

39:26

He looks like jet. Oh, you

39:28

know what I'm talking about? The guy from social

39:30

networks. Yeah. Yeah. It's not Andy

39:32

Samberg is someone else. No, I know. The guy

39:34

who looks like that. That's the, yeah, the guy looks like jet,

39:37

but he was in a movie just

39:39

like that. Oh, I'm pretty sure. And the funny, the funny brown

39:42

guy forgot his name though. Yeah. Yeah. And

39:44

his name's Ari. Something like that. But

39:46

yeah, that's, that's exactly that movie. You were like strapped

39:48

on. Yeah. And the thing there's a, there's

39:51

a black mirror like that too. There's

39:53

a black mirror. They probably took them influence from,

39:56

I think that came first though. That might've claimed

39:58

first cause the black mirror ones.

39:59

a little bit different. It's he was caught

40:02

on camera through his webcam doing

40:04

some

40:05

nasty stuff, you know what I mean? And

40:07

they use that to blackmail him to

40:10

go and just do errands. So he had to go

40:12

drop off a cake somewhere. He had to go

40:14

pick some stuff up and drop it off. But

40:16

if you think about it,

40:18

all of this shit happened through

40:21

the dark web. They were just

40:23

watching him through his camera the whole time and for

40:25

that one second, boom, I got you.

40:27

Now I can blackmail you.

40:29

So what's scary is what

40:31

if somebody's watching through your webcam

40:33

every single second until they

40:35

catch you doing something where they can extort with?

40:38

Cause that could be a possibility.

40:41

No, one thing my friend told me, whenever

40:43

you're like on your phone and you're, and this green

40:46

light pops up all of a sudden. It's recording.

40:48

It's recording. Yeah. So what do you

40:50

call this? My friend told me that one

40:52

of her friends were like in the bathroom doing

40:54

something and that green light popped off. And

40:57

she got sent a WhatsApp message

41:00

of her naked.

41:01

No, that's false.

41:04

And like from a random number, right? And

41:06

she's like, fuck that green light was on the

41:08

whole time I did it. No, you know, and

41:10

that shit can go on anytime and it'll

41:13

start recording you.

41:14

Yeah. Cause you could get like caught, even if it's

41:16

like through a link or whatever. But that's

41:18

the scariest, like if it's on WhatsApp, you know

41:21

it's serious. It's a dark web.

41:22

It's a dark web. Cause it was a message.

41:25

I love

41:25

it. Hold on. There's some other scammers

41:27

on here. But WhatsApp? No,

41:30

WhatsApp is. That's different. That's why I don't have WhatsApp,

41:32

bro. Oh, you don't? I don't have WhatsApp. So

41:35

they try, they try some dark web shit. It's not gonna work.

41:37

No, WhatsApp? WhatsApp makes

41:40

sure like you're getting fucked. Yeah, bro.

41:42

Yo, I know. I

41:44

was going to say this on the last podcast,

41:47

but I had a dream. Oh, oh

41:49

yeah. Bro. Let me hear that dream

41:51

fam.

41:52

This dream scared me. Yeah.

41:55

What happened? Okay. So the

41:57

dream starts out like any regular dream. Like you're

41:59

hanging out with friends. blah blah, right? And

42:02

all of a sudden we get an Amber Alert.

42:05

Okay. And we're like to the rescue?

42:07

Nah. Okay. The Amber Alert

42:09

says

42:11

you have approximately like 30 minutes.

42:14

Russia just dropped nuke, Mattia.

42:16

That's what they said. Chill, chill. In

42:19

my dream fam, it felt so real.

42:21

It literally felt like,

42:24

okay, now what? What am I doing here? I

42:26

have 30 minutes. Like, what am I going to do with my life right now? Like,

42:29

what do I really want to do? And

42:32

my cousin was with me like in the

42:34

dream and she went straight away

42:36

to try and find a solution. Like,

42:39

Oh,

42:40

I'm trying to like, cause she's an engineer.

42:42

She's trying to like make some blueprint for

42:44

some like missile to stop a missile.

42:47

And you're probably there chilling, huh? No, I'm just experiencing

42:49

it. I'm like watching and I'm observing like what

42:51

everybody does. Okay. And there's this other

42:54

scientist

42:55

and this

42:56

kind of touched my heart fam. Like in

42:58

my head, I guess it's like my subconscious talking to me,

43:01

but there's this one scientist and his whole life,

43:03

like he wanted to be able to dunk.

43:05

That's all like, that's his dream.

43:08

Dunk of basketball. Yeah. Dunk of basketball. Okay.

43:11

So he made some like Ironman boots and was able to dunk.

43:13

But no, but, but at the end

43:15

of the, when it's, when it's at your last 30 minutes,

43:18

what do you think you're going to do? Okay. Last 30

43:20

minutes. Like if there's one dream, like

43:22

you could actually accomplish within that time, like

43:24

what would it be

43:26

or would it be to like try and save the world itself?

43:28

Cause there's some people like that and

43:30

there's some people that they're

43:33

trying to save themselves as in their world

43:36

as you. Yeah. No

43:38

last 30 minutes. I feel like the first thing that

43:40

popped in my head, I would invite the boys over and then

43:42

like

43:43

play video games, like one last

43:45

video game, you know, like, cause I feel like that's

43:47

like very like happy thing

43:49

to do when you go. It's either your boys

43:52

or you're hanging out with your family. I'm

43:54

not going to try and figure out like how to stop

43:56

this missile. No, but I think that was just shown

43:58

to me in my dream to like.

43:59

show different types of people. To the types

44:02

of people? Yeah, because everybody had a different

44:04

reaction. I think that's what my dream was about,

44:06

really. It was just like... How did it end for you? Like,

44:08

what did you do? Well, for me, in

44:10

my dream, I was observing. So you were just

44:12

letting it go, like... Yeah, I was like living as

44:14

is. Yeah, I was living as is, like,

44:17

just how I live right now. Yeah, maybe that

44:19

is bliss. Like, you know you're gonna, like

44:22

something's gonna go, but you're enjoying these last few

44:24

moments. That's the most bliss you'll ever gonna have

44:26

in your life. Because take it in, it is. Yeah.

44:30

Somebody, everybody's gonna pass away at

44:32

some point, but you're not, you

44:34

can't think about that. You can't let that

44:36

stop you from doing whatever you want. Like, in

44:39

that moment,

44:40

doesn't really matter what time. Like,

44:42

you're not supposed to know the time. Yeah, yeah.

44:44

You know what I mean? Like, you should just be doing what you were

44:47

meant to do, what you want to do, period. It's like

44:49

the littlest things in life at that moment become

44:51

the biggest blessings in your life.

44:54

This is like, oh yeah, in 29 minutes I'm

44:56

dead, but this 29 minutes, the sun

44:58

is out. Like, you feel me? Yeah, exactly.

45:00

Like, it'll become a blessing to you. Exactly, fam.

45:04

And there's a beauty to just life being

45:06

life, bro. Like, even

45:09

all the little things that you don't like about it become

45:11

good. Cause you don't realize

45:13

how much you like the snow until there's

45:16

no more snow. Cause in Canada, I feel like a lot

45:18

of people can relate. Like, it's a hassle to shovel and

45:20

shit, but when, let's say

45:22

you grew up in the desert, people

45:24

in the desert would love to see some snow

45:26

sometime. Yeah, cause I was mad tired today, but then I

45:28

was like, oh, the sun is out. That's a blessing. Like,

45:30

I can wake up in my own bed and just the sun, you

45:33

know? Yeah. It's like small

45:35

little. But this guy misses like five hours in the sun already. This

45:37

guy wakes up at like 4 a.m. or 4 p.m. Which

45:40

is blessed cause it's like, I'm more grateful. Oh,

45:42

I see the sun. I see the sun coming

45:44

out. No, real shit, real shit. Whenever

45:47

I wake up super early, I'm actually the happiest.

45:50

Then wake up all the time, bro. What the fuck?

45:52

Wake up all, nah, you know what I noticed

45:54

though? Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

45:56

When I wake up early and I have like

45:58

more time to do shit.

46:00

More free. Yeah more free

46:02

But I think the problem is a lot

46:05

of us do have a lot of freedom But

46:07

we lock ourselves in to not have freedom Subconsciously

46:10

though we do it without thinking we are like

46:13

how much time do you spend on your phone? Boom,

46:15

let's say you spent like five hours on your phone. That's

46:18

locked your phone Yeah, so if you put it in

46:20

a different perspective If I told you you

46:23

have to go sit in your room and spend

46:25

five hours on your phone Boom, you can't do anything

46:27

else and I told you you can't do shit You

46:29

have to spend

46:30

five hours on that phone right now.

46:32

Boom Yeah, that would be a whole different perspective

46:35

because you don't have the freedom to

46:37

go out and do stuff You have to sit there and

46:39

do exactly that

46:41

but realistically we're already doing that It's

46:43

just broken up into different periods, right?

46:45

Like if I told you like you have to spend

46:47

two hours even like one hour looking

46:50

at this

46:51

USB Just go sit in your room

46:53

and look at these USB for an hour That'll be the

46:55

most daunting task because you're forced to do it But

46:59

the facts of

47:00

oh I can do I can look at this for

47:02

a bit put it away I

47:04

mean go make some food. Look

47:06

at this Put it away, you know, yeah

47:08

because it's like subconsciously you always have your phone

47:10

on you like during the day Exactly,

47:13

and it's I think it's like out of those times

47:15

It's only sleep and this

47:18

where I'm not on my phone. Mmm, which is

47:20

crazy. Yeah Me too though. Yeah,

47:22

that's everybody though. That's everybody which

47:24

is bad which is bad But I'm trying I'm

47:27

I'm really finding the value in

47:29

little little time spent

47:31

consistently

47:33

Ads up. Yeah. Oh, there was a thing

47:35

where it's like This one-minute

47:37

thing. So you do three exercises

47:40

for one minute and you make slow

47:42

progression, right? Yeah, so it's I think

47:44

it's Jumping jacks push-ups

47:47

and sit-ups right and some guy did

47:50

it and he started early But now

47:52

he's like say 60 to 70 Best

47:55

shape of his life word because he kept doing

47:57

it. It doesn't take a long time. Just one minute every

47:59

But people don't like slow motion. They're

48:02

like fast like yeah, I want to get built

48:04

right away, but say you do this Consistently

48:08

every day you're

48:09

you're set in the long run Have you seen

48:11

that Rick and Morty episode where Rick he

48:13

has a night person

48:15

you heard that person? No, like all like in the

48:18

the Horny demon thing. No, no,

48:20

no, no like big mouth So in Rick

48:22

and Morty, there's this one episode that

48:24

Rick all of a sudden He has abs and the Morty's

48:27

like hello. Well, you get a well

48:29

geez Rick. I'd get abs. I mean

48:31

yeah And he was telling he's

48:33

telling more you oh I have a night

48:36

set up that my body will

48:38

do stuff while I'm sleeping. Oh, that's hard

48:40

Yeah, so

48:42

every single night a bad like he would wake

48:44

up But it's not him cuz he's asleep

48:46

so crunchy like he's asleep where his body

48:48

goes and just starts doing sit-ups Yeah, that's

48:50

right, but it translates to his own

48:53

body. Yeah, cuz it's still him.

48:55

It's still him It's like it's just automatically

48:57

start to do this That's

49:00

looking like kind of creepy though. No because

49:02

it got dark

49:03

it got dark because

49:05

the nighttime person Wanted

49:07

to be the full-time person. Okay.

49:10

Yeah, but that's like the whole episode. I don't like that's

49:12

like some spirit shit Yeah, yeah, so some

49:14

mystery that I saw too. You should never take your dog

49:16

here. Why it's called the overturned bridge

49:19

here No, it's in England. Okay.

49:21

It's in England. Uh people I don't

49:23

people don't know why But

49:25

every time you take your dog there, I guess

49:28

it's a spirit or something below the bridge

49:31

Your dog will randomly jump off

49:33

jump off the bridge and the water

49:35

and it's been happening since the 1960s Seriously

49:41

looked over the corner

49:42

and Joe Yeah, and

49:44

and it drowned no no and just there's

49:46

nothing there's no water it's just a bridge with stone

49:49

Okay, so below it they would just die right?

49:51

Oh, yeah So there's been a hell of

49:53

suicide and if your dog survives

49:56

the jump, yeah, he'll go back up

49:58

and jump again

49:59

What the fuck? But people don't know

50:02

why these dogs have it. No! So

50:05

there's theories. There's one theory. There's

50:07

a spirit that takes over the dog that they can only

50:09

see ghosts there. And it forces

50:12

them to jump off. Oh, they're like, yo, jump

50:14

with me, jump with me. Or two, there's

50:17

a smell under the bridge that

50:19

forces that... There's curious of it

50:21

and they jump off. But I don't think that's... Even

50:24

though you smell it, a dog is not stupid enough

50:27

to go... It's a 50-foot

50:29

drop.

50:29

Oh, shit. Yeah, it's a 50-foot drop. So

50:32

dogs don't survive that. Yeah.

50:35

So if you take Diego there, don't... Make sure you hold him.

50:37

In my head, my theory, what would

50:39

happen is the

50:40

rocks are shaped in some miraculous

50:43

way that when the wind comes by, it becomes

50:46

a dog whistle. Oh! Yo,

50:48

that's actually a theory. Is it? I forgot

50:50

to say that. There's wind under it that is actually

50:52

like a whistle, so dogs get attracted to it. Yeah,

50:55

that's what I was thinking. Yo, that's sick. Did you

50:57

know that or no? No, I actually didn't know that. What the...

51:00

I did actually know that. I was just like, came up in my head. That's

51:02

kind of crazy. I forgot to say that one. Word.

51:05

Yeah, that was the third one. That way it reminds me of though is

51:07

the happening. You ever hear about that movie? No, no,

51:09

no. So it's just like that.

51:10

Where it's like a whistle. No, not a whistle.

51:13

Just randomly one day, everybody

51:16

that was outside

51:18

started to kill themselves. Started

51:20

to just end themselves. What the fuck? Yeah. People

51:23

would just like start jumping off

51:25

buildings. People would like start stabbing themselves.

51:28

Yeah. Oh my God. And it only happened

51:30

to the people outside.

51:32

Now in the movie, the theory was

51:34

that it was actually the plan

51:37

to doing it. Like they're releasing some chemical

51:39

in the air. So if you're exposed automatically.

51:42

Yeah. So there's this one

51:44

scene where they're driving in the car and

51:47

obviously the car is closed off, right?

51:50

They're driving and they're walking, they're driving through like

51:52

the neighborhood and they can see like people

51:54

hanging from the trees like, Oh shit, but they have

51:56

to get to where they're going to go, right? Bro.

52:00

They

52:00

realize they're in a convertible.

52:03

No, and the door's open. And the tarp

52:07

has a little cut. Oh, that's

52:09

right. So the guy swears up that. It has a little cut.

52:11

Nah. Like they started driving

52:13

and then boom, they

52:16

crash into a tree, they run outside

52:18

and the guy's like, he has like a

52:20

limpy leg,

52:21

but he's still not done. He grabs

52:23

a piece of glass. And

52:26

then, you know what I mean?

52:28

And what's crazy bro, cause the theory was like,

52:31

this is in the movie that

52:33

plants this whole time, they're

52:37

not really treated well, unless they're

52:39

by like people that take care of plants. And

52:42

you know what's crazy? Like this is real science, but

52:45

if you think in your head, like, oh,

52:47

I'm going to water my plant, your plant

52:50

scientifically, like they did a electromagnetic

52:53

test on the plant and

52:56

it changes frequency when you have that thought

52:58

in your head. I think I talked about this on the podcast

53:00

before, but there's a test,

53:02

the scientist, he connected his

53:05

plant to this electromagnetic sensor and

53:07

in his head he said, I'm

53:09

going to burn the plant. And then he started going

53:11

crazy. Yeah. And the plant started

53:13

reacting to it. He said it in his head,

53:16

said it in his head and the plants started reacting

53:18

to it like on the sensor. No, say,

53:20

cause we obviously we have a podcast and we have a bunch of plants

53:22

in here. Our plants are probably the smartest out of everyone's.

53:27

They're probably hearing all our conversations.

53:29

Life is life, right? Life is life.

53:32

And it's crazy to think, you know, like, You

53:34

should put that on a t-shirt by now cause you love to say that.

53:37

Life is life. It's like, life

53:39

is

53:39

life right now. That's your main statement.

53:41

No, but it's real, like, so real. Like there's

53:43

no other way to explain life than

53:46

life. Cause there's no other adjective

53:49

or no other word that can explain it. Cause

53:51

there's so many different things that can be in it.

53:54

Life is literally just life. Like

53:56

how God is, like God is God. He can't explain

53:58

God. There's too much.

53:59

for even us to understand. There's not even

54:02

enough words probably to

54:04

explain life because we don't even know what the

54:06

fuck life is. I know. There's some disgusting

54:08

shit I saw on Reddit too, since we're talking

54:10

about plants. You know the one

54:12

up Mario shroom, the green

54:15

door? So there's a theory that

54:17

those come from every

54:19

Mario that's died, right? And it's like

54:21

a plant. So the Marios are in

54:23

the dirt and they're rooted in the ground and

54:25

it grows their

54:28

backs into that one up mushroom. Oh,

54:31

wait. So where his head becomes the mushroom?

54:33

Yeah. So that's the

54:35

theory. It's like, if you pick it up, that's the

54:37

dead Mario that died there because

54:40

the Mario running through, he would have died in that

54:42

spot. And then it grows. There's

54:46

different Marios, but the ones that die

54:48

grow into

54:49

a thing. And the picture is so disgusting.

54:51

I'll show it on thing. It's like Mario and

54:53

it's a plant growing out of his back. Yo,

54:59

there's a theory for Mario though. I have a crazy one.

55:01

Okay, let me hear it. So nobody knows this.

55:05

Mario, why is he a plumber?

55:07

Crazy. Check

55:10

this out. Japan,

55:13

right? They released the NES

55:16

or SNES. Yeah. Mario

55:18

being one of the first games ever, right? Okay. Why

55:20

is Mario a plumber?

55:22

I don't know. And why was Mario red

55:24

and yellow? Check this out.

55:26

During the time they made the

55:28

NES, they really wanted

55:31

to influence people into communism

55:34

and red and yellow

55:36

being the original colors of

55:38

Mario was there

55:41

to influence like subconsciously

55:44

for people to become part of

55:46

this communist mindset. And the

55:49

number one target they were trying to convince

55:52

were the blue collared workers. That's

55:54

why Mario is a plumber.

55:58

It makes no other sense to make Marios.

55:59

Mario a plumber. Yeah, that's

56:02

so random makes no sense It's

56:04

super random because they wanted it to relate

56:06

to the blue-collar workers and get them on

56:08

board, bro

56:10

Everything

56:12

has a reason is a lie at this point Everything

56:14

has a reason and then eventually like when that

56:16

passed they change the colors Because

56:19

why because Mario should be yellow and

56:21

red right now But he's not anymore because

56:23

that kind of like I guess era of

56:25

them trying to do that changed and

56:27

they went into democracy obviously Everything's

56:30

alive, bro. Cuz what I thought is like they

56:33

related it to Italians But why

56:35

would they relate it ties to plumbers in Japan?

56:38

Yeah, it's in Japan fan

56:40

exactly It's

56:43

crazy Cuz we would

56:45

never know unless you actually like dive into

56:47

it and and really take it in cuz look

56:49

for example

56:51

Yeah, that's a great example Mario. We

56:54

just think it's a game. Yeah,

56:55

we just think oh, it's blah blah blah But

56:58

everything can be used as a propaganda

57:00

fan. I have a theory that all

57:03

of those Military movies that

57:05

they made back in the day, especially Top

57:07

Gun Was made to get

57:10

more recruits into the Air Force

57:13

Tell me I'm wrong, bro. How many people

57:15

has Top Gun?

57:17

Influenced to go into the Air Force probably

57:20

every single person the Air Force watch Top

57:22

Gun in their life So Loki

57:24

you can predict the political outcomes

57:27

through movies Like what are they pushing out

57:29

and this time? Oh boom boom boom you

57:31

can see maybe it predict like what's gonna come

57:33

next Yeah, and I talked about this before

57:36

but the movie Christopher Nolan is making

57:38

is about the first atomic bomb And

57:41

it just so happens. It's like right now Like

57:44

everything's kind of

57:46

I feel like it lines up on purpose. Yeah. No,

57:48

I feel like it is on purpose Definitely

57:51

trying to push something through pop again

57:53

because we don't really take it in like before

57:56

it used to be the news that kind of makes us move

57:59

yeah, but

57:59

It's really

58:01

the creative arts that make us move and

58:03

it still is because through there You

58:05

can you can show something without

58:07

showing it and as soon as people catch

58:10

on to it, then it doesn't work Obviously

58:12

shit, you know, yeah, bro A lot

58:14

of like I feel like we're gonna look back on some

58:16

cartoons like yo, that was that was to make

58:18

us horny Yeah, I mean like for

58:20

real Really that shit was to

58:22

make us horny and like make money off of us.

58:25

There's something There's some Japanese

58:27

indie movie that I saw in tiktok

58:30

where

58:31

They ran out of like they were running a

58:33

zoo, right? Yeah, and all the animals

58:35

were dying

58:36

So there were no more animals. So, you know that

58:38

um a guy that dressed up or

58:41

like paid ten thousand dollars to be a dog Yeah,

58:43

yeah, yeah, they kind of took that concept they

58:46

made they made everyone a

58:48

separate animal That's also

58:51

they would have a polar bear, right? And the guy

58:53

would be in it like this and a person

58:55

would also be like it's a human centipede type Yeah,

58:57

where they would be in the cost. Oh, there's

59:00

two people in one costume. It was like it

59:02

was crazy So the guy was like, oh

59:05

look mom a polar bear

59:06

It's like always about to jump in the water But before

59:08

it jumps in the water the guy the guy is running

59:10

the zoo He's like don't jump the suit you

59:13

you can't get the suit way and then

59:15

the people were like what the fuck Right.

59:17

So at the end of the day all of them a polar

59:20

bear a grizz a grizzly bear A sloth.

59:23

Yeah, we're walking home from work and

59:26

there's this guy who saw them. He's like mom.

59:28

Why are the animals? No, that's crazy.

59:30

Guess what the animals did they saw that person

59:33

jump that human? Because

59:35

they can't they can't Leak

59:37

that information if that information that's animal

59:40

the zoo gets gets bad.

59:41

Yo Is

59:44

this is this like for real for real Japanese

59:46

movies that are funniest bro. It's so funny. Oh, it's

59:48

a movie. It's a movie Oh, yeah,

59:51

I thought that was real. It's a not too hard to believe

59:53

that because I remember seeing like this this a viral

59:55

video It's like a cashier.

59:57

That's a cat. Okay. Have you seen it? No

59:59

It's like a human sized cat

1:00:02

as a cashier. What the fuck? This real life? Yeah,

1:00:04

like I'll show you. Yeah, yeah. Is this

1:00:07

like a free or no? Like, it's like- I don't know. I think it's

1:00:09

just like part of the aesthetic. Look, look. Human,

1:00:12

human sized cat

1:00:14

register.

1:00:16

You ever seen this? What the fuck? Yo, and it looks

1:00:18

so real too. And

1:00:20

then the comments were like, the

1:00:22

comments were like, yo, imagine you

1:00:24

walk in the store high. That's

1:00:28

crazy. That's insane. That's insane. Because

1:00:30

it looks so real, bro. Yeah,

1:00:32

that's definitely in Japan or China, right? Yeah, this is Japan.

1:00:35

Yeah.

1:00:35

Yo, I don't care if I

1:00:37

go to Japan, I'm buying a cat suit, fam. I'm

1:00:40

bringing it back to Canada. Yo, bro, you gonna

1:00:42

become a furry? No, but it's like furries

1:00:45

are more animated.

1:00:46

That looks like the actual like cat.

1:00:49

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. You feel

1:00:51

me? It's like cartoony. Yeah, it's not

1:00:53

cartoony at all. I saw a video. I don't know if I said this, but

1:00:55

I saw a video of a furry and they seem really nice,

1:00:58

bro. They seem like really kind. Cause

1:01:00

I have this theory. And I say this

1:01:02

all the time, like whenever I go to Fan Expo,

1:01:04

Comic Con, whatever, the people

1:01:07

that wear cosplay, the people that are very

1:01:09

open to like expressing their fandoms

1:01:11

and shit,

1:01:12

they're the nicest people in the world. Because they don't give

1:01:15

a fuck about opinion. The least

1:01:17

judgmental people in the world. Because, yo,

1:01:20

they're out here like this, wearing a cat suit.

1:01:22

You know what I mean? I'm not judging you

1:01:24

cause you can't judge me. Yeah, as a non cosplayer,

1:01:27

I caught myself doing that cause I was in Sobis

1:01:29

and like the whole Fan Expo was going on. And

1:01:31

I see mans in Sobis like on

1:01:33

a regular day, buying like tomatoes

1:01:36

with a Goku thing on. And

1:01:38

I was like, what the fuck is going on? How

1:01:40

could you wear this in public, bro? No, but the

1:01:42

thing

1:01:42

is though, at the end of the day,

1:01:45

it's just

1:01:46

what became the norm. Yeah. What

1:01:48

became the norm? Clothes is clothes. Yeah.

1:01:51

Feel me? Clothes are clothes, bro. Don't look at me

1:01:53

and rip jeans and be like, what are you wearing? Exactly.

1:01:56

Clothes are really just clothes. It's

1:01:58

just the point of...

1:01:59

what's worn a lot. The

1:02:02

more it's worn, the more it's acceptable. You

1:02:05

know what I mean? And then it becomes like,

1:02:07

oh yeah, that's whatever. All right, scenario

1:02:09

then. Say your day didn't go right. And

1:02:11

she's a furry? No, no, no. And every time

1:02:13

you go out, she like wants to cosplay.

1:02:16

That's kind of lit, bro. No, like every,

1:02:18

like fancy dinner, like

1:02:20

her, like suit. Depends what

1:02:23

she's dressed as. Her suit is like a Sailor

1:02:25

Moon, like suit. So

1:02:27

say you're going out every time and she's like, Bay,

1:02:29

we're going to a fancy dinner. No, I want to wear my Sailor

1:02:32

Moon outfit. I

1:02:34

feel like I would be open to trying that.

1:02:36

Really? I would be open to trying that. Fuck

1:02:38

no. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Fam,

1:02:41

there's a time and place for everything.

1:02:43

On the anniversary, you can't be cosplaying,

1:02:45

man. No, but like,

1:02:47

OK, maybe not all the time for sure. Yeah.

1:02:49

But out in public often, you would be down.

1:02:52

It's not a big deal, in my opinion. Because clothes are clothes, like

1:02:54

I said. Would you match her energy? And instead

1:02:56

of wearing her normal clothes, you would cosplay with her? It

1:02:58

depends how I'm feeling. OK, OK. Depends

1:03:01

how I'm feeling. Honestly, look,

1:03:03

remember what I said with the Kanye quote? Yeah.

1:03:06

If

1:03:07

everybody, if I'm running down the

1:03:09

street shirtless

1:03:11

and panting out of breath,

1:03:14

man's going to say, you're crazy. Running down the street

1:03:17

shirtless, you can be like, yo,

1:03:19

that guy's crazy. But if I'm running with 50

1:03:21

other people, it's a marathon. But it's you two

1:03:23

only. There's no other 50 other people, you know? No,

1:03:26

but what I'm saying, though,

1:03:27

look. For example, fashion, right?

1:03:30

And you know this. When it becomes

1:03:32

a little bit abstract

1:03:35

and not too far off the regular, it

1:03:37

becomes the trend.

1:03:39

But real talks, depending on how

1:03:41

fast you move, the most abstract

1:03:44

is the trend, just not at that moment.

1:03:47

Yeah, that makes sense. There was something that I

1:03:49

saw too, is the 50, 30, 20 rule. So

1:03:53

when you're dressing, it's supposed to

1:03:55

be 30%. You're supposed to look

1:03:57

homeless. Yeah, oh, I heard the drug addict.

1:03:59

20% drug addict and that'll make you fashionable,

1:04:02

but it depends on like the static you're going. Yeah, that

1:04:05

is static Yeah, that is static.

1:04:07

Yeah, like the avant-garde. Mm-hmm.

1:04:09

You should follow that the grilled Cuz

1:04:14

nowadays I can see like

1:04:16

older people wearing just regular clothing

1:04:18

what you would say is like norm normal

1:04:21

I'm like, yo, that's very dapper. Yeah,

1:04:24

and I would never say that in my head back in the day fam

1:04:27

Back in the 2000s they would wear

1:04:29

clubs. I mean they would wear suits into

1:04:31

the clubs Oh, yeah, the baggy

1:04:34

suits too. Yeah, like you would be sweating in the

1:04:36

club now Yeah, you can just get

1:04:38

in wearing jeans fam. I feel like we should bring

1:04:40

that back low-key That would be a word suits of the club because

1:04:42

I feel like not in Serrano clothes

1:04:45

That's to know. No, but I feel like just in general they should

1:04:47

bring back suits in clubs They

1:04:49

should just bring back like kind of I was saying this

1:04:51

from We should bring back

1:04:53

formal

1:04:54

just because it's more presentable and

1:04:56

it's a lot more I don't know. It feels

1:04:58

good as a community. I get it. Yeah, I get

1:05:00

why you say that Yeah, because it's very like

1:05:03

um, we're on manners. Yeah.

1:05:05

Yeah, you get me? Like

1:05:09

we're on manners, you have me

1:05:11

like everybody's doing good but

1:05:13

the problem with that and people always

1:05:16

say this is like The

1:05:18

progression from that isn't good. Well,

1:05:20

it's because you're kind of moving backwards It's like less

1:05:22

free because it's almost a uniform

1:05:25

to be in a suit is kind of uniform it is

1:05:27

but I Guess Club attire

1:05:29

is also uniform, right? Nah,

1:05:31

like the jeans and now you have freedom to wear

1:05:34

like, okay I different tops of all a lot

1:05:36

but a suit is a suit. Yeah, I mean like it's

1:05:38

built that way It's kind of a uniform

1:05:41

true. It's like if you go wrestling and

1:05:43

you were the leotard

1:05:44

You gotta wear the you can't wear like, you know, I mean you can't wear

1:05:46

like a sweater. Oh, you're right I

1:05:49

don't know I want that to bring that back because I feel like that creates

1:05:51

so much more tension than Than what

1:05:53

we're doing now because it's like when you see like

1:05:57

or say you're going to a dinner

1:05:59

a fancy dinner I feel like if you're both

1:06:01

looking good that creates the most tension

1:06:04

between people But if you see a girl like in

1:06:06

like half half her clothes are stripped away

1:06:08

and shit like that That's like

1:06:10

I don't want that bro. You know I get

1:06:12

you like the attraction

1:06:15

goes away because because it's like

1:06:17

It's like everything's revealed. Yeah, and

1:06:20

there's no mystery exactly exactly But when you're

1:06:22

in a suit like you want to get to know them

1:06:24

to get to that point But girls will be wearing

1:06:26

dresses though. Yeah. Yeah girls would be wearing dresses

1:06:28

That's the thing like they it should be like that a

1:06:30

girl in a dress and the guy in a suit You feel

1:06:32

me? I feel like that could save our generation

1:06:34

low-key

1:06:35

Cuz there's no more I'm outside like

1:06:38

no you're inside Cuz

1:06:45

the way it's moving I

1:06:47

this is my theory and I bet

1:06:49

it's a lot of other people's theory, too

1:06:51

We're gonna reach the point where we're doing too

1:06:54

much of a wild fucking experience

1:06:56

of life That we're gonna have to be like yo, let's

1:06:59

we need some rules. I think that's the great I think that's

1:07:01

what happens if that is the reset.

1:07:03

It's like I

1:07:04

this is too crazy now Like yo, we

1:07:06

got a dial it back turn it down a

1:07:08

notch In

1:07:11

Ryerson, I think you're the one that told me a story

1:07:13

where uh, uh, a girl would be wearing

1:07:15

jeans But her ass would be oh,

1:07:18

yeah, bro. Okay at school Yeah,

1:07:21

you gotta show like

1:07:24

I'm trying to focus on my assignment right now Not

1:07:26

that's like there was a girl my class. Yeah,

1:07:29

but she's hanging out from a rip

1:07:31

Crazy, the rip is on purpose to

1:07:33

show her. Yeah, that's crazy.

1:07:36

I don't know who designed that but shit But

1:07:39

at the same time freedom is freedom. Yeah, I mean

1:07:41

like enjoy. Okay, enjoy This

1:07:50

Yo, that's the thing right cuz

1:07:52

like cuz we become more

1:07:55

yo our homies our peers can't judge us

1:07:59

But

1:07:59

you forget like God

1:08:02

I'm telling you with the great

1:08:04

reset is coming man. God is coming to save

1:08:06

all of us man I think I

1:08:09

think it's still gonna be like this like

1:08:11

this type of climate. Yeah for at least another

1:08:13

five years There's no way we're gonna go into like rules

1:08:16

on rules. There's no way everyone No, once

1:08:19

we hit the point where everyone just wearing a g-string.

1:08:21

Yeah, God's gonna come in So we

1:08:24

gotta look at God and say yo come save us, please.

1:08:26

Well all the time. Here's what's

1:08:28

crazy but before

1:08:31

Why the rebellious stuff became

1:08:33

the trend like ripped jeans were rebellious like

1:08:35

wearing black was rebellious You spiky

1:08:37

hair blah blah all that stuff

1:08:39

That was rebellious because the norm was kind

1:08:41

of the rule, but if the

1:08:43

norm becomes the weird

1:08:47

the rebellious is The rules

1:08:49

so wearing business core wearing

1:08:52

the suits is the rebellious now

1:08:54

because everybody else is doing the weird Yeah

1:08:58

It's like it's like a reverse. Yeah. Yeah, it's

1:09:00

a verse now cuz I can see that happening right is everybody's

1:09:02

doing too much crazy shit Yeah, I'm keeping

1:09:05

it clean. I'm keeping it blah blah

1:09:07

that that's the person that's not With

1:09:10

the trends now, you know cuz you know how they say

1:09:12

um the 90s love was way more

1:09:14

genuine So now it's like

1:09:16

it's very corrupted with the

1:09:18

90s Love is more genuine and or like

1:09:21

the old the past love You know how they're like all

1:09:24

the celebrities back then actually looked like they were in love But

1:09:26

celebrities now are like they're only in love

1:09:28

because of the numbers and the fame and the

1:09:30

riches word I feel like like you

1:09:32

said since this is the the

1:09:35

the norm now

1:09:36

They're gonna like love will soon

1:09:38

be genuine again Like it'll be back in

1:09:41

that like

1:09:42

positive way just cuz people

1:09:44

want to get back to that Yeah But I

1:09:46

understand why like history beats itself because there's

1:09:48

a pattern like I'm starting to see it cuz

1:09:50

if you take it in Like the first

1:09:53

people there's no rules on like what

1:09:55

you can wear it. They just decided like oh this kind of

1:09:57

looks good Yeah, yo, what do

1:09:59

you think was the first?

1:09:59

T-shirt

1:10:01

or the first attire fan. It was probably like

1:10:03

some leaves, bro They probably like got a bunch

1:10:05

of leaves and sewed some shit together or

1:10:07

glued it or like fur obviously like animal

1:10:10

furniture Damn, the first first is

1:10:12

had to be leaves or some dirt Could you walk

1:10:14

or could you walk out the house just wearing fur

1:10:17

like straight up just pelt

1:10:19

not even in a t-shirt Just like pelt pelt.

1:10:21

I don't know that would be that's I look like your cosplay.

1:10:24

You look like a cosplay Okay, no, that's Fred Flintstone

1:10:27

Like nah But

1:10:30

real time did we start at the rebellious

1:10:32

cuz in a sense that's rebellious, but it's just

1:10:35

what we had I think we just started at nothing

1:10:37

and create I don't know that's good we start

1:10:39

with the rebel and then rules or did we

1:10:41

just start with rules? I don't know. It's a good question

1:10:44

actually that is a good question because how did you

1:10:46

start your life? I guess with rules. I

1:10:48

serve my life cuz why

1:10:49

is it such a weird thing to to be

1:10:51

shirtless in public? I feel like that's

1:10:54

one of the things that unless you're jizzed unless you're

1:10:56

these Well, I feel like that should be something

1:10:58

that we should start pushing bro Like every man should

1:11:00

if it's a hot summer day, you don't gotta wear a t-shirt, bro Yeah,

1:11:03

I'm tired of my my sandals getting sweaty,

1:11:05

bro. Like yeah Even though

1:11:07

I'm not these it's because they told

1:11:09

us fam. It's because like told us they You

1:11:13

know they like y'all know No,

1:11:16

they like

1:11:17

it's just they They

1:11:19

control the world they man, but the

1:11:21

real conspiracy is We

1:11:23

are they facts just just because

1:11:26

we're gonna start pushing that that no sure

1:11:28

policy next podcast me and call this shirtless

1:11:32

Okay, if this

1:11:34

hits if this hits 15k

1:11:37

likes I swear to God I swear to God if

1:11:39

it hits 15k 15 k is a lot Oh, we

1:11:41

hit 10. Yeah, we hit 10 15k is

1:11:44

possible. I'll dress up as a furry on

1:11:46

the podcast and I'll go shirtless. Oh

1:11:48

Ew But why get to say shit?

1:11:50

Let's just be afraid to family fine.

1:11:53

Why is one guy shirtless and one guys are free? That's

1:11:55

gross. That would probably be the most

1:11:58

our most that's a woman

1:11:59

That's the most pause episode imagine

1:12:02

the thumbnail

1:12:06

Not

1:12:09

15k legs of dead-ass like buy

1:12:11

a free costume and wearing the podcast, okay, I'll

1:12:13

do it too and I'll do it outside We'll do the

1:12:16

podcast outside But

1:12:21

okay, hold on if you did see a per a furry in

1:12:23

person Yeah, like the worst thing you're gonna say

1:12:26

is like shit in your head unless you're like one of those

1:12:28

loud people like

1:12:29

Whoa, yeah something like that. You know I mean

1:12:31

like nothing's really bad gonna happen to you nothing I

1:12:33

would say what's up like? Oh, this is cool. How

1:12:35

much you buy for sure

1:12:36

like that true Apparently

1:12:38

they go for like a thousand dollars. Yeah, they go for a lot.

1:12:41

So that guy is probably thing I'm not gonna buy expensive

1:12:43

very caution, but I like yeah Make something

1:12:46

if I have like if I'm a millionaire, right?

1:12:48

Yeah, once I get there

1:12:49

I'll probably just do these side missions and just one

1:12:51

day I'll just buy a furry costume go out in public

1:12:54

just to feel like how it is And then the next day

1:12:56

do something else, you know, yeah, I'll

1:12:58

probably panhandle for just just

1:13:00

try weird shit, right? Like

1:13:04

this bro and you're Yo

1:13:10

There's one more thing I want to talk about cuz you

1:13:12

talking about that reminds me of David Cho Oh, okay,

1:13:15

and he's kind of like that. He's very like weird

1:13:17

abstract, right? Yeah, but he is a millionaire

1:13:20

Multi-milliliter, I'm pretty sure he does the most of

1:13:22

animals. He does the most obscure things,

1:13:24

right? But he said this one thing

1:13:26

on Joe Rogan's podcast that has me thinking so

1:13:29

much and he's kind of crazy It's

1:13:31

jokes, too but

1:13:33

he said There's

1:13:36

a reason why Asians have small eyes

1:13:38

and weird-looking eyes why and he said

1:13:40

it as a joke, but like it has me thinking

1:13:43

so He was on like a

1:13:45

psychedelic trip, I think Mm-hmm and

1:13:47

during his trip There's

1:13:49

like an alien that started speaking to

1:13:51

him and then like told him things He's

1:13:53

like, you know why your eyes are like that, right?

1:13:56

And he goes and you know why you're blue

1:14:00

David Cho

1:14:02

he has a birthmark on his ass

1:14:04

yeah yeah it's blue I think I had that too

1:14:06

you had that too yeah a lot

1:14:09

of Asian people when they're born they're

1:14:11

born with like a blue mark on their

1:14:13

foot now David Cho well he's on his psychedelic

1:14:16

trip

1:14:17

he said the alien told him

1:14:19

the reason your eyes are like that the

1:14:21

reason you have blue on you is because

1:14:24

we messed with the Asian

1:14:26

girl back in the day and

1:14:28

we made you what the fuck so

1:14:31

Asians might be the closest related to

1:14:33

aliens bro yo

1:14:37

yo cuz I had like I swear in baby

1:14:39

pictures if I really look it up there was something

1:14:41

on my ass there's like something blue yeah something blue

1:14:43

or like that's crazy let me search this up real

1:14:45

quick I just want to pull up a picture yeah

1:14:47

it's it's called something it's like a mark something

1:14:50

mark Asian blue so

1:14:52

I think in the podcast you were saying it was um it's

1:14:55

related to Ganges car yeah

1:14:58

Asian blue mark let's see

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but that's crazy bro yeah

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see this blue mark yeah yeah yeah yeah

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that's crazy I know I swear I had

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that one on my ass bro I have a huge

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birthmark but it's not blue it's not blue maybe I'm a

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different alien oh yeah that's

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why give me a new house crazy

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hey so this is midnight local it's a new show from

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us

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you know Greg and Mary yeah when we're in

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the studio shooting how to drink we

1:15:47

can get way way off topic yes we

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can get way off topic and we can't use any

1:15:51

of it so this is our chance to dive into all of those tangents

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you know stuff like movies pop culture

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TV I don't know social issues

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those kinds of

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Tangents, just tangents that we

1:16:02

would otherwise have to, you know, shove into a corner and stay

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on topic. Think of this as being invited to

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a grimy dorm room couch with us

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where we

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can finally let these tangents run

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free. It's been so long, Meredith,

1:16:13

since we were in college, my God. I

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know. We are here every single week

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Anyway, this is Midnight Local. It's a full up receipt.

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I'll bring the drinks.

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