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EP.131 - CRAZY VOODOO CURSES, BALENCIAGA MISSING PERSON THEORY & MR. KRABS SOLD HIS SOUL

EP.131 - CRAZY VOODOO CURSES, BALENCIAGA MISSING PERSON THEORY & MR. KRABS SOLD HIS SOUL

Released Sunday, 21st May 2023
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EP.131 - CRAZY VOODOO CURSES, BALENCIAGA MISSING PERSON THEORY & MR. KRABS SOLD HIS SOUL

EP.131 - CRAZY VOODOO CURSES, BALENCIAGA MISSING PERSON THEORY & MR. KRABS SOLD HIS SOUL

EP.131 - CRAZY VOODOO CURSES, BALENCIAGA MISSING PERSON THEORY & MR. KRABS SOLD HIS SOUL

EP.131 - CRAZY VOODOO CURSES, BALENCIAGA MISSING PERSON THEORY & MR. KRABS SOLD HIS SOUL

Sunday, 21st May 2023
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1:11

But yeah, for manifestation is real

1:13

because when we were looking for Jeeps, I told, I think

1:16

it was like old episodes. I said I was going

1:18

to get a slime green car specifically.

1:21

And at parties, remember when we were talking about cars,

1:23

all men's were like, bro, why are you getting slime

1:26

green? I was like, no, it doesn't matter what car

1:28

it's going to be slime green. Right. That's the color. That's the one

1:30

you wanted. Yeah. That's the main color. So when

1:32

my dad was looking on auto trader, what

1:35

do you call this? We were looking for

1:37

a V6 engine, right? Every

1:40

single car

1:41

on all the pages, six cylinder

1:43

engine. We don't want that. That's whack. Right. 24th

1:46

page, we see a Jeep Wrangler,

1:49

slime green. That's the only one. The only

1:51

one with a V6 engine, bro. I manifested that.

1:54

Cause you've been said, I want a slime green

1:56

test, but it wasn't a Tesla. Yeah. No real

1:58

shit. I always, whenever.

1:59

I'm thirsty, but I know I'm gonna drink water.

2:02

Mmm. When I was telling mans, I'm gonna

2:04

get a slime green car. I knew I was gonna get it.

2:07

It's just at what point I was gonna get it. Like

2:09

I already knew it's coming. Yeah, you know, it's coming. That's what

2:11

you have to think. If you don't think in that way, it's probably

2:13

not gonna come to you. Exactly. Think

2:16

of every single thing that happened in your life. It was

2:18

kind of already expected where you had a little bit

2:20

of faith that had it in or the

2:24

people around you had the faith that was gonna happen. Yeah. Exactly.

2:28

That's

2:28

a big one. Did you know, cause you have a Jeep now. Okay.

2:32

Did you know every single Jeep has an Easter egg in the car? Oh,

2:35

I think I pretty much know that. Yeah.

2:38

So every single one, I think there's like

2:40

a, there's, there's a variant of 12 different

2:42

Easter eggs you might have in your car. Yeah. One

2:45

is like a Yeti, like the, the, what do you call it? Um,

2:48

the Bigfoot guy. Yup. Yup.

2:51

There's a frog, I think there's like a dinosaur.

2:53

There's a dinosaur. There's a bug. There's

2:55

a few ones, but they happen to be in different places in everybody's

2:58

car. Yeah.

2:59

One of them is I think under, under the floor

3:02

mat there could be one. Okay.

3:06

I think I've seen that. You might have it in your,

3:08

um, your gas, your gas door. Oh

3:11

no. I'm talking about, and you

3:13

might have it like close to your windshield. But you have to look

3:15

in your car.

3:16

If you have a Jeep, go look right now. You might

3:18

find the Easter egg. I haven't found the

3:20

Easter egg. You haven't found the Easter egg. I haven't

3:22

really like shuffled through. I wonder if you have a certain

3:25

color. It

3:27

depends on like what you might have. Maybe

3:29

you

3:29

might have like a snake or something

3:31

or a frog, right? That would be sick. No. Cause

3:34

another thing, like when you're, when you buy a Jeep, you're buying

3:36

into a community, right? Yeah. And

3:40

there's little things that the community does to

3:42

like, uh, appreciate a Jeep owner. So one thing, when

3:44

my dad was test driving it, he said he killed, he

3:46

comes back home. Fam, everyone was

3:48

waving at me. Oh yeah. You didn't know

3:50

that. I didn't know. So there's a un there's

3:53

an unwritten rule. Every time you're in a Jeep, you either

3:55

like give the peace sign or you say, what's

3:57

up.

3:59

If you're driving a Jeep all

4:02

the other Jeep drivers, they go yo, yeah, yo,

4:04

bro. My dad didn't know he's like Why the fuck are these guys

4:06

waving at me? Yeah, that's what it is. And

4:08

then another one I don't know if you know this for any Jeep

4:10

driver if you're parked up and you

4:12

have a rubber duck toy

4:14

You would put it on the handle of the

4:16

another Jeep to get ducked. What

4:19

so it's like an initiation like Oh, you have a

4:21

Jeep you you're getting ducked Yeah,

4:25

trust me there's way more but like like

4:27

Jeep community is kind of crazy so that's kind of crazy

4:30

I wonder if there's anything else like that for other cars. It's

4:32

just jeeps jeeps are cool

4:33

Yeah, I don't know cuz Tesla. Oh,

4:35

I don't know if there's got to be something with like with the

4:38

punch buggy No punch buggy get

4:40

a punch. We get You

4:45

gotta get put on

4:48

before you can drive that shit cuz you're causing

4:50

pains everyone else you gotta get put on first

4:53

We're

4:58

saying what Tesla oh no, no cuz a recent thing

5:00

of Tesla came out where um, there

5:02

was these two There was a couple right and

5:04

then they decided to do the nasty while

5:06

it was on autopilot. Oh That's

5:09

that's viral yeah, it's vital yeah But

5:15

I was like 20 mil right yeah, even

5:17

Elon saw and I think he tweeted He's like I'm

5:19

sorry and he was like he was like, oh, I

5:21

knew it was coming that uh,

5:23

uh, Auto auto

5:25

driving was gonna be meant for something else Not

5:30

for sure it's only a matter of time yeah,

5:32

like if anything

5:34

If you bag it every single thing

5:36

in the world that has nothing to do

5:39

with sex Yeah, it will turn into it will

5:41

have sex in it somehow. Yeah,

5:43

because that's like our main purpose It's like breathing

5:45

to us. Yeah, like humans can't go without

5:48

breathing drinking water real shit

5:51

eating Yeah, and what's

5:53

it nuts? Yeah, you know, right, you

5:55

know the new term iglooing now,

5:57

what's that? Guess what that is? It's a Canadian term

5:59

wing Get like the wildest term,

6:01

you know? Iglooing. Hmm. The

6:04

Canada, you know? Smashing into Igloo.

6:06

Oh, close. Is it? What

6:08

is it? So you take a shit, you freeze your shit,

6:11

and use it as a dildo.

6:13

Ew, bro.

6:15

What the fuck? Why are

6:17

you searching the sun? No, no, I seen it on a podcast. I

6:20

see it on a podcast. I was thinking, I seen it on something else.

6:22

No, no, no, no. That's crazy. That's

6:24

insane. That's crazy. Why

6:27

do they do that? It's just like a trend? It's a kink, I guess. Man,

6:29

I love that shit. Ew, fam. I don't know.

6:32

Anyways, let's move on from that. Oh, okay, okay. There's

6:34

a crazy conspiracy I want to talk about, because this just

6:36

happened today. Okay. Literally

6:39

today,

6:39

what happened to Prince Harry and

6:42

Meghan Markle? Did you hear about it? No, I never. What

6:45

the hell? So just now, they claimed

6:47

that they almost died

6:49

in a car crash. And because

6:52

of paparazzi chasing

6:55

them down the road. It

6:57

was an extremely dangerous

7:00

car chase that almost killed Meghan

7:02

Markle and Prince Harry. Now what the

7:04

fuck does that sound like?

7:06

Car chase? Why is that important? I

7:09

don't know. I don't know. Why is it important?

7:12

Because that's exactly how Prince Harry's

7:14

mother, Princess Diana died.

7:17

The same way. The exact same way.

7:19

So I don't know if people know, but Princess Diana,

7:22

when there were claims that she was going to be killed,

7:25

she actually died in a car accident

7:27

with a very similar situation that

7:31

paparazzi was chasing down

7:33

the car.

7:34

And it pushed them into dangerous

7:36

past, killing both Princess

7:39

Diana and her, you know what

7:41

I mean? Her, his, her mistress.

7:43

Wait, you talked about the other one, right? Where about Princess

7:45

Diana before with the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

7:48

That was the same thing. But it's crazy that it just

7:50

happened to

7:51

Prince Harry and Meghan. That's super weird.

7:54

Yeah, fam. No, they're trying to pull

7:56

the same shit. No, that's

7:58

so awesome.

7:59

writers were so dumb they got lazy you

8:03

know like Winnie the Pooh and like something else has the same

8:05

scenes they just wrote the same scene yeah I don't

8:08

know if you heard but bleeding way

8:11

leading up to this they had problems

8:13

with the crown not liking

8:15

them and it's crazy that this just happened

8:17

because what happened last week what

8:20

the King's coronation where he became

8:23

King so broke

8:25

around the crown is like I let's talk some people

8:28

was this happened just last

8:30

week I've never heard about this not even

8:32

on tick did the King's coronation yeah so

8:35

check this out

8:36

um before they become the king it's like the ceremony

8:38

they put it on right

8:40

what's fucked is

8:42

there's there's actual rituals

8:44

that happened during like a full

8:47

moon yeah and every single

8:49

time a king is crowned

8:52

happens on a full moon and they chose that exact

8:55

date to line up to that ritual date

8:57

what now what's crazy though is

9:00

not only doesn't match up to that date there's a

9:03

there's a hidden meaning onto it

9:05

supposedly you're only supposed to use this ritual

9:07

and crown a king that's not

9:10

actually the king this is what's crazy

9:13

so they put a crown

9:15

on a king to show the people that he's

9:17

king but there's a real king

9:20

behind it that's not in

9:23

that's not in public yeah yeah so if

9:25

you think about it how possible

9:27

would it be for great leaders

9:29

in the world to just pretend

9:31

they're out there in the public yeah

9:34

but behind closed doors is up they're completely

9:36

different person that way they're safe they

9:38

don't get targeted they can call shots

9:40

without without actually being out there

9:42

yeah cuz no like some of these mayors and

9:45

shit they don't know what the fuck they're talking about you know Trudeau box

9:47

waters like you really think

9:49

he's making these I really don't know there

9:51

might be like a you know my dear I'm

9:53

guy there might be a truth did you know like

9:56

they actually hire people that look like

9:58

the president or the Prime Minister

9:59

In case they got caught yeah look-alikes they

10:02

hired they hired lookalikes. So I

10:04

think um No, this was even

10:06

in all black ops 2. I don't know if you remember black

10:08

ops 2 story mode Oh, yeah when they captured

10:11

the yeah So in black ops 2 story

10:13

mode you were trying to assassinate I guess

10:15

like a political leader Yeah, and

10:18

you know assassinated him, but you got the wrong one

10:20

because he was a lookalike Yeah, they actually do

10:22

that in real life. Yeah, they actually do that in real

10:24

life and

10:25

damn I'm I'm 100% sure

10:27

like a lot of people we see If

10:30

not, it's a it's a double. It's

10:32

probably just like not even the

10:35

the person in charge at all real shit No, I

10:37

remember just at the dealership today I was talking

10:39

with my guy who sold me the car and he was talking

10:41

about conspiracies and he showed me two

10:43

pictures

10:44

One of Biden and another

10:46

picture of Biden and you can see in

10:49

one picture his ears kind of round Yeah,

10:51

the other one totally shaped Like

10:55

which one is the real Biden you feel me like he's

10:57

off-mads like he can barely get up the stairs

10:59

type shit Like you really think that old man is calling

11:01

all the shots. There's no way There's

11:04

no way do you think it's becoming more

11:06

and more like obvious? there's

11:09

some shit going on I think the spread of

11:11

News and how fast it gets out and and

11:14

I think COVID

11:14

I think COVID reversed fucked

11:16

them up because they thought it would like silence everyone

11:19

not But it became more and made

11:21

everybody more like curious and stuff and I have

11:23

another theory that uh

11:24

I didn't know about that whole

11:26

like Thing on the media like

11:28

the thing you just talked about with the

11:30

prints and stuff. Oh, yeah You didn't hear about that because

11:33

they announced that COVID was over. Why

11:36

announce COVID is over There's no way

11:38

that it's over. They just wanted the attention

11:40

back on to like yeah They

11:43

want to say something. Yeah

11:46

Yo, this could something

11:48

really just disappear Like they announced

11:50

it like it's a patch update

11:52

that I said I was it

11:54

like it's fixed Like,

12:01

yo, how? Like, I guess, I guess we have

12:03

eyes on you, but yeah, it doesn't just

12:05

disappear. That's why I'm saying because it's like if

12:07

something big like that happens on the news and

12:09

they want attention away, that's kind

12:11

of weird that they would randomly

12:13

say that. You know, that's

12:15

like that thing that happened, I think in Ohio, you

12:18

hear about what happened in Ohio. So there

12:20

was a huge chemical spill. And

12:23

the

12:23

chemicals in the air, they

12:26

were cancer causing

12:29

very, very dangerous to everybody's health. But

12:32

no news covered it until like two days

12:34

later. Oh, shit. Why? I don't

12:36

know. Because they don't want to like, I don't know,

12:38

bro. I guess the truth shouldn't have

12:40

been told that time. Shit happens like that. You know,

12:43

the ghost hunters, the

12:45

ones that they call us, the Filipino. Oh,

12:48

Sam and Kobe? Sam and Kobe. Yeah, what happened to them? So remember,

12:51

even though news don't cover them, what

12:53

do you call this? They ran into a person

12:55

getting murdered. Did you see that on camera?

12:57

Nah, I didn't see that. So there

12:59

was a whole case where it was a girl named

13:02

Lauren Wallen, I think, right? And

13:04

this was like a woman who just suddenly went

13:06

missing, right? And the boyfriend was trying

13:08

to play an act like a double

13:10

life like, Oh, where'd she go? I'm so worried

13:13

about her whole time. He's the one that

13:15

did it. Right? Oh, shit. So and

13:17

he took out that

13:20

girl just because he had a fiance.

13:22

And I think he knocked that girl up. And

13:25

she was going to spill the news that I'm pregnant

13:27

to the whole

13:27

world. That's why he's like, fuck, she

13:30

has to like take care of her somewhere. So

13:32

what he did, he took her to a field,

13:35

a random field. Yeah. And,

13:37

and all you can see in the video of Sam Sam

13:39

and Kobe, they were there the same day.

13:42

No, by accident, by accident,

13:44

the news didn't even cover this. All you hear in the

13:47

back, help someone trying to murder

13:50

me. That's for caught

13:53

on Sam and Kobe's video. Yeah, I'll put

13:55

the video on. I don't have the video right now. Yeah, put

13:57

the video on. You can hear it say.

14:00

What are the odds though? Cuz

14:02

think about

14:03

it, Sam and Kobe, they go into places that are

14:05

gonna go abandoned Places

14:07

nobody would really be If you're

14:09

not a ghost hunter, you're probably just criminal

14:12

fam He would've got away with it if they weren't shooting

14:14

YouTube video back that

14:15

Oh so that's how you got caught? Yeah,

14:18

the YouTube video, not even the news Wow

14:21

Don't be a man, so don't be a man But

14:24

that's what I, Loki wanna like Cuz we go on like

14:26

these haunted things You

14:28

wanna come across something we're not supposed to see? Yeah

14:31

exactly, like oh we have to start this cold case

14:33

now, like it's on us Oh word To

14:35

save the world That's scary though fam Cuz

14:38

you ever see that movie, No Country

14:40

for Old Men? No, I don't know, what is that?

14:43

So pretty much this guy, he was just like driving down the desert

14:46

And he stops and he sees

14:48

like a

14:49

bunch of cars just in the middle of the desert

14:51

like this, like a circle And he sees

14:54

someone crawling on the floor Like a zombie?

14:57

Bro, like half of his body is like torn up

14:59

Okay yeah, so And he, no he walks up And

15:02

he sees, holy shit, there

15:05

was a shootout here

15:06

Everybody in the cars are dead

15:09

And this guy's like crawling towards his

15:11

suitcase What the f- Bro opens

15:13

his suitcase? Million dollar

15:15

plus cash Why? What's

15:17

the purpose of this? So what

15:20

happened was He accidentally

15:22

stumbled across a drug deal gone wrong Ohh

15:27

So he had bare cash just

15:29

there fam But this guy's only half body

15:31

fam, you can't even use it No, that guy's dead, that guy's

15:33

dead Oh that guy's dead But the, you know what I mean?

15:35

The guy that drove by, he just drove

15:37

by and he's like, oh shit free cash Yo that's

15:40

crazy But what's scary, he didn't

15:42

know this There

15:43

was a tracker There was

15:45

a tracker in the suitcase the whole time So

15:48

obviously his plan is to get out of the country Vlog

15:50

went to a hotel Bro ended up in a hotel

15:53

And I guess he got the sense

15:55

that he was being followed Oh shit You know

15:58

what he did? What? sat

16:00

like on his hotel bed with a shotgun

16:03

like this and waiting

16:06

for somebody to come to the door. Yeah,

16:08

just waiting, just waiting.

16:10

And then he seen like footsteps go

16:12

towards the door. Start shooting, pow!

16:16

He's shotgun, but taken like he

16:18

missed him. That guy didn't even get killed.

16:21

And he just like looked in like this. I don't want

16:24

to spoil the movie, but that's like part of the movie. It's crazy.

16:26

It's crazy. No, that's hilarious. No, cause if, if it was

16:29

a drug deal, there's definitely more than one man that's

16:31

going to recover that case. That's true. So

16:33

even though you hit one man and you're crisscross applesauce

16:35

fam, you have to start moving. Yeah, you have to move.

16:37

You have to move stuff. The windows, they're coming from everywhere.

16:40

What

16:40

would you do if you found like money

16:43

on the floor like that? I'm taking- That

16:45

much? I'm taking rent for the year. Like not, not all

16:48

of it. I'm like- You're going to take some and leave? Take

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18:24

What

18:30

are you talking about? You don't know why they do money

18:32

laundering? Oh no. You

18:34

know every piece of a bill has like

18:36

a serial code, right? No, but if you get rid

18:38

of it, it's not no longer under you. Like what's

18:41

the chances of like a... Bro, hold

18:43

on.

18:44

But that's real money at the end of the day, no? They

18:46

track where it came from. Oh,

18:48

I didn't know that. You didn't know that? No, I didn't know they track.

18:51

That's why they clean money. That's why they money launder.

18:53

I thought if you... Yo,

18:56

yo, listen. I thought if you had dirty money and you spent

18:58

it, it was gone. Gavin's going to jail like

19:01

first try, bro. I'm

19:04

there looking at judge like, wait, it's

19:06

not in my possession though. And he's like,

19:08

what? Nah, because if you... Let's

19:10

say you took like illegal money and used it. Yeah.

19:13

It's going to come back to you because wherever that

19:15

bill came, went to, it's going to get

19:18

tracked down. Word. I'm just simply... I just

19:20

tried to simplify like, oh, it's not mine anymore. Finders

19:23

keep using that. Nah, fam. Nah. Oh,

19:26

there's something I do want to talk about, actually.

19:29

This is crazy. Did you hear about the Balenciaga

19:31

missing person? No. This

19:34

is fucked, bro. So there's

19:36

a theory that

19:38

in one of the Balenciaga stores, the

19:41

mannequin that they have, the one

19:43

that looks human, is

19:45

actually a missing person. Holy shit.

19:48

There's this model for Balenciaga. His name is Christopher

19:50

G. And he posed on

19:52

so many different ads for Balenciaga, different

19:55

shoots, everything. But he went missing.

19:58

And around the same time, he went... missing?

20:00

What happens?

20:02

They have a mannequin in one

20:04

of the Balenciaga stores that looks exactly

20:07

like him. Look at this picture. I've

20:09

seen pictures of other models, trust me.

20:11

So this is a picture of the

20:14

mannequin. Does that push your T-fam? This is of the mannequin,

20:17

right? Yeah. Now this is a picture of him. It

20:20

looks the exact same. What the fuck? It looks

20:22

the exact same. And I mean, it's supposed to look

20:24

the exact same, but that real?

20:27

No, this looks too real. That looks so

20:30

real, right? Now this guy's

20:32

been missing family, friends,

20:34

don't know where he's at.

20:36

Facebook is going wild right now with conspiracy

20:38

theories because you'll even just think

20:40

about what's happened with Balenciaga thus

20:43

far talking about so many like, you

20:46

know, talking about what they've done

20:48

already, some shady business

20:50

deals.

20:51

It wouldn't be so far fetched if

20:53

they made somebody disappear. A hundred.

20:55

And they use them as a model or

20:58

as a freaking a mannequin in their store.

21:00

That's crazy. And taken, taken like,

21:02

they don't have, it's not just him. There's other

21:05

like models that they recreated of kids

21:08

that like, like look like humans. Yeah. That looked like humans.

21:10

I don't know if they went missing or are they,

21:12

are they don't even have a records

21:15

of them just because maybe they did something already.

21:18

And that's why they, that's where they're getting the inspo

21:21

from because really bag it. Yeah. You're not

21:23

making a model of a face

21:25

randomly. It's not no AI generated. It's

21:27

over. You would have to look at somebody

21:29

and make these. Yeah. Everything comes from somebody.

21:31

Everything's like based

21:32

off something. Your theory, every

21:35

single Balenciaga model. That's a,

21:37

that's a mannequin like this. It's just a missing

21:39

person. Yeah. You know, somebody looking at

21:41

real shit. Balenciaga is really up

21:43

to shit.

21:44

Cause the theories I heard fam, like it's all

21:47

satanic stuff. Like it's so

21:49

obvious though. Yeah. It's so obvious fam.

21:51

Watch

21:52

later down in the line, even

21:55

if this isn't true, even if this

21:57

isn't true,

21:58

Valencia is going to have another case or another case.

21:59

another story that seems

22:02

fucked up. Guaranteed. But

22:04

do you think that's a marketing plan? Maybe

22:08

because if they're promoting all that

22:10

bad stuff already and their whole

22:12

brand is based around the owner doing

22:15

all these stuff,

22:16

might as well use the evil media

22:18

and push that anyways. Cause there's no debt

22:21

no more. This is your life. You're

22:23

living in the life of evil. It's not a true business no more.

22:25

Even just on a marketing flip.

22:28

What if

22:30

to target edgy people, no,

22:32

that's what I'm saying. They create edgy stories. Because

22:35

fam, not gonna lie, when

22:37

Balenciaga had all this like the

22:39

controversy around it, all of these

22:41

edgy people said, oh yeah, cancel culture.

22:44

Fuck that. I'm aware of Balenciaga. Cause they're

22:46

edgy. I swear Balenciaga is

22:48

worn more now. No, it's not worn

22:50

more, but it's only worn by certain type of. No,

22:53

but what I see, like a lot of people are hyping up

22:55

Balenciaga. Really?

22:57

Yeah. I don't know about

22:59

that. I don't know about that. But a hundred percent I can see like, it's

23:01

targeted at a certain demographic now. And

23:03

those are the type of people. Cause those

23:06

are the type of impulsive people. Yeah, the

23:08

sick minds. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So

23:11

if you were to target one person in the world

23:13

to take their money,

23:16

you would want to take somebody's money that will

23:18

keep in giving you these type of reactions.

23:21

So for example, remember the pretty woman effect.

23:23

We talked about this before. Now, if you treat

23:25

somebody like shit in their store, but oh

23:27

yeah, fuck you. I'm going to buy a lot. Yeah, yeah.

23:29

That's probably like a reverse psychology flip

23:31

on the Balenciaga thing, because now

23:35

it being a canceled brand, people

23:37

are going to be like, oh yeah, I'm going to

23:39

buy all this Balenciaga because I'm cool. I'm

23:41

different. I'm different. No, you described

23:43

the word perfect. It's the edgy fashion kids.

23:46

Like those kids, since everyone right

23:48

now wants to be different and nobody's

23:50

wearing Balenciaga, who do you think is going to wear Balenciaga?

23:53

It's the edgy fashion kid. It's the thing, bro. But

23:55

yeah, something also I learned too, this is

23:57

going to blow your mind.

23:59

Knocking on.

23:59

I know the real meaning now. What

24:02

is it? Everybody has been spamming

24:04

our page like on Instagram. That's

24:06

all I've been seeing There's 99 plus of that

24:08

one video. So knocking on wood is

24:11

actually summoning a demon. No, it's not

24:14

Listen, listen, so back in the ancient

24:16

times when pagans were like Around

24:19

the community. Yeah, and they needed a favor

24:21

they would knock on wood and these

24:24

demons would hide in these trees

24:26

and so Citizens, yeah, whenever

24:28

they needed anything they wanted

24:30

knock on wood. Can I have this favor?

24:33

They would get granted that favor by

24:35

knocking on the wood by knocking on the tree

24:38

knocking on wood because oh So

24:41

they say like spirits live in the tree and then

24:43

they're waking up. Yeah, they're waking up spirit for

24:46

What do you call a solution or a favor?

24:49

But yeah, it was so funny cuz I was like, there's no way

24:51

I don't know, bro But you said this

24:53

comes from where uh, what do you mean where

24:55

does this come from like what pagan pagan rituals?

24:58

I forget it's a pagan ritual though. But isn't pagan

25:01

like I swear pagan stuff comes

25:03

from Europe. No, I think so

25:05

Cuz I I guess Spain is Europe

25:07

because it is kind of Spanish Because

25:10

I know a lot is like Spanish cultures and

25:13

that's why in Philippines we do it. Mm-hmm. Yeah

25:15

Fuck it might be because I forget Spain's

25:17

in Europe But

25:22

you can still do it, you know what I learned to row

25:25

I learned just recently

25:27

fucking treadmills They

25:30

were me guess why they're made For

25:33

I don't know what to run on

25:34

dog treadmills were made originally

25:37

as torture devices for prisoners Oh,

25:39

I look you believe that I look it makes so much sense.

25:41

Yeah, cuz if there's no one no one wants

25:44

to walk Take

25:47

that in cuz I feel like a lot of

25:49

the time we think we think certain things

25:51

are built for what they are But that's that's

25:53

located the modified version. Yeah, the OG

25:55

version of it probably had so so many different

25:58

updates to it So many different

25:59

like new planings and buildings. The original

26:02

purpose of a treadmill was to put

26:04

all of these prisoners on, make

26:07

them run onto the water

26:09

mill,

26:10

and produce electricity.

26:12

And even before electricity, they

26:15

would use it to mill the grain.

26:18

Yeah. Yeah.

26:20

Y'all show you this video after too, since

26:22

we're on rituals and shit. Wait,

26:25

I have another ritual though. Okay, yeah, go in then I'll talk about that. Okay,

26:27

okay, check this out. So this is crazy

26:29

too.

26:31

Bowling. Yo,

26:34

where are we finding these things, bro? The

26:37

Reddit search about this must have been so wide. Check this shit

26:39

out, bro. So bowling,

26:42

the dark origin of bowling,

26:45

it was actually a ritual to

26:47

see if you're a sinner fan. What?

26:49

Check this out, it's crazy. It's crazy. So

26:53

the concept of bowling, it comes from

26:55

like ancient, I think Egypt, where

26:58

they would place a bunch of like pins,

27:01

right? It wasn't pins, I think they were like statues

27:03

or some shit. I thought you were gonna say people, they put people

27:05

there. No, no, no, but like pins, and

27:07

then they would take a ball.

27:09

Now, if you're a sinner and you

27:12

roll the ball, and it hits

27:14

all of them down, you've replenished

27:16

your sins and you're forgiven. But

27:19

if you couldn't, that means you're still a sinner if

27:21

you still have one up. Now, the

27:23

theory is,

27:25

if you know somebody that's really

27:27

good at bowling, and they

27:29

get a strike on the first try, they

27:31

have a clear pathway to heaven. What

27:33

the hell? So if you're not nice at bowling,

27:35

you're in hell. Theoretically.

27:38

Theoretically.

27:39

What? There's no way that

27:41

decides your fate though. No, but

27:43

that's the origin of the practice of

27:45

it. Oh, okay. Like, I guess they changed

27:47

it into a, they made it into a game. But

27:50

originally bowling was just for that

27:52

shit. It was just to see like, oh, is this guy a sinner?

27:55

Prove it. You know what I mean? Are you really

27:58

holy? Prove it. And then they go bowling.

28:00

and then rolled actually down, and then boom,

28:02

ah, you fucked up! Fuck, you're going to hell,

28:04

bro! Now, you're definitely one of those people

28:06

that ruined those games, because now you know that

28:08

you're gonna go, when we play bowling, like, oh

28:11

yeah, see that! Down below,

28:13

buddy. Down below.

28:15

Now, but who knows for sure? Yeah,

28:17

that's the origin. That's the origin, that's a real

28:19

origin. Crazy. Saying they

28:22

did, they played bowling inside

28:24

all those pyramids, like right now, they're doing that

28:26

right now. While everyone's just touristing,

28:28

and there's man's there, like

28:30

whole bowling alleys in the pyramids, because we

28:32

don't know what's in the pyramids. I seen a fucked picture.

28:35

It's showing what if the pyramids

28:38

are just the tip of a whole tower,

28:42

and then the sand covered everything,

28:45

and we can only see the top of the tower.

28:47

Oh, that would be crazy.

28:49

That would be fucking crazy. Like, we're walking in

28:51

a whole civilization. It's just where it raised

28:53

up. Yeah, so, you know, okay, for

28:55

example, imagine this is like

28:58

the pyramid, right? Yeah. There's

29:00

more below, but we only see the tip

29:02

like this. We only see the tip like this, bro. I

29:05

believe that, too. That's fucked. But

29:07

yeah, okay, going back to the rituals thing. So

29:10

I seen something also in, I think it was,

29:13

where was that one where I talked

29:15

about, fuck, I forgot where it was, where the guy farts

29:17

crazy? Oh, it's like the voodoo?

29:20

Yeah, the voodoo. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if

29:22

it's in Bangladesh or Uruguay, but there

29:24

was a video, right? So there

29:26

was this husband, right, that found

29:28

out that his wife cheated. I'll show you the video, it's

29:30

so fucked, right? But

29:32

he decided to cast a spell

29:34

on her because she cheated and

29:37

it turned her, this trigger warning,

29:39

it turned her into a half horse. And

29:42

they took videos of

29:45

the- No way! There's

29:48

no way, fam. I don't know if Skylo's

29:50

fam, like- What the fuck? Skylo's looking at-

29:52

No, wait, hold on, hold on. So you're gonna tell, are

29:54

you gonna show me a video of a person that's half

29:56

horse? No, no, no, like they're doing the ritual,

29:59

fam.

30:00

Everyone's surrounded in this community

30:02

and- No way this shit's real fast. Ain't

30:05

no way bro. Here, ready? Let me

30:07

see. Has been cast a voodoo skull

30:09

on white turning her into half cow half

30:11

human. Is this

30:12

real bro? No way! What

30:14

the fuck? I doubt this is real but look

30:16

fam. Look he's dancing in

30:18

front of her. Aight, yo Siri. Yeah. Yo

30:21

Siri right now, this is what happened. This

30:24

is what happened. So,

30:26

they know there's some hoes in the village. And

30:29

they're like yo, how do we solve this whole

30:31

problem we got in the village? Y'all

30:34

are sluts. So what they did, they're

30:36

like, aight, this what you do? Pretend you're

30:39

a wizard. Yeah, yeah. And turn her

30:41

into a horse fam. Cause fam, take it, the guy's going like

30:43

this. Yeah,

30:44

cause the guy's getting sturdy

30:47

on the girl. They're

30:49

using a fake string to pull up the

30:51

tail bro. And they buried the cow underneath

30:54

her. I'm telling you, it's just to scare all

30:56

the younger girls into not wanting

30:58

to be a whore. Yeah, yeah. Now me personally, I

31:00

didn't believe it but the video is so funny

31:02

that I had to show you. Like the tail moving

31:05

got me. That's wrong. I

31:07

don't think that's real. But it's definitely

31:10

for that reason of like, yo let's make everybody

31:12

believe this so that they don't do bad. It's

31:14

like the Moo Moo. Oh

31:17

yeah, the Moo Moo. It's just so you don't act bad. There's

31:21

also other theories. I personally don't believe

31:23

this but there's other theories that LeBron

31:25

James' signature ritual

31:28

before the game is actually a satanic

31:30

ritual.

31:31

So I think I've seen something like that. Yeah, you saw this? So

31:33

I'll recreate it. He goes, there's

31:36

like six steps. Bro, it's about to turn into a demon

31:38

right now. No, no, no. Hold

31:41

on, let me do this. So first off, he

31:43

does this. Masonic symbol, everyone loses.

31:45

The Illuminati, yeah. Second motion, he does

31:47

this. Throws up the sixes. Oh,

31:49

you already know what that means. Next step,

31:51

he goes like this. That's the Baphomet chest

31:53

release. You

31:55

know? Baphomet. And then next thing,

31:57

he goes like this. That's

31:59

called... I think it's like ex ex-falsation

32:02

or something. Yeah. Yeah, where it's like you release the demons

32:04

outside your body, right? Mm-hmm. And then last

32:07

move he goes like this So that's spreading

32:09

the energy and then he taps his teammates so

32:11

it like flourishes to all his teammates.

32:14

Yo It's a crazy reach but

32:16

at the same time Loki LeBron that

32:18

year when he was doing it he won

32:20

Does he still do it? No, he doesn't is

32:22

he stopped that? Yeah, he stopped that. He used

32:25

to curry? No, he beat curry No, he lost he

32:27

I think that was the that was the year he did it

32:29

when he came back three to one. Oh Shit,

32:33

so this was back back back back. Yeah when

32:35

he was in Cleveland. Oh

32:36

But he doesn't do that same ritual. He

32:38

doesn't I've never seen him do that again. Oh

32:41

You know, it's crazy to but I

32:43

just realized this cuz we were at WrestleMania Okay,

32:45

you know, they changed the cross on Rey

32:47

Mysterio's mask.

32:49

It's not even a cross anymore That's

32:51

how crazy they're pushing the agenda. Wait, so

32:54

ray mysterious mass the OG mask

32:56

Yeah, there was a they used to have a cross right?

32:59

They changed that into pretty much

33:01

like a Awkwardly

33:03

slanted off-white symbol now. No.

33:06

Yeah, it's not even across No,

33:09

it's like it looks like you know off-white You

33:12

know, you know goes like this. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah,

33:14

I'll show you. Yeah, let me see But that's how you know, bro

33:17

That's how you know, like they're trying to enter pushing

33:19

an agenda. Look at this. Let me see

33:21

So there's an old nasty like the the cross. Yeah,

33:23

that's what everybody remembers, right? The new

33:25

mask is not even a cross anymore.

33:28

It's like it's like it's like a change it They

33:30

changed it to like yeah, like arrows. Yeah,

33:32

it looks like a compass now You

33:35

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33:37

sucks. Like why are they doing that?

33:39

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They try their best to like hide that type of stuff.

35:12

They try their best to push one side of

35:14

the spiritual battle and hold back the other. You

35:17

know Ryan Garcia was such a Carlos

35:19

fighter when he came out to a religious

35:21

song. That's how I knew it was

35:24

like all meant to be. Like that was his fighter

35:26

that he was gonna choose that day. Yeah. Everyone

35:29

I knew it too though, it was literally like,

35:31

um,

35:32

what do you call this?

35:34

One guy came out with a religious song, the

35:36

other came out with like

35:37

violence, violence, shit like that. And I

35:40

knew that violence was gonna win, but at the

35:42

end of the day it's like, I think that Garcia

35:44

won at the end of the day because maybe that was

35:46

God's sign of,

35:47

oh, it's not the right time, but

35:49

you have to have faith in me that even though you

35:51

lost, I'll help

35:54

you prosper in the future. I have, I have

35:56

a real thing of like right now, especially

35:58

I have this real thing I'm going through is like Like

36:00

even though things didn't work out, will you

36:03

still have faith? Yeah.

36:04

Real sure. That's when it challenges

36:06

you. That's the real challenge, man. That's the

36:09

real challenge. Cause you can have faith when things are

36:11

always doing well, but will you still have the

36:13

same faith when things aren't going your way? Exactly,

36:15

bro. That's the true challenge

36:17

for you. It's like, are you really gonna stay? And

36:20

I've caught myself doing that because it's like,

36:22

sometimes usually I've always prayed

36:25

my lowest, but when I'm the

36:27

happiest, I don't go

36:29

back to, you know, to think. So I started

36:32

doing that again, even though like I'm happiest right now,

36:34

boom, praying every day you have to though. Cause

36:36

like, you know, you never know when like, he just

36:39

decides and huh. Yeah, bro.

36:41

You feel me? Yeah, fam. Cause you

36:43

just see us so much in the media and it's

36:45

like, they wanna

36:48

influence us to do these things so that we can

36:50

become part of that society. And then once

36:52

it's so strong, like if you're the

36:54

little outcast, it

36:56

will be so tough for you to go back in

36:59

if you have this idea instead. It's

37:01

fully just peer pressure. Yeah, it's like peer pressure.

37:04

Like, you'll look stupid. You'll look stupid

37:06

if you don't

37:07

go with the cool kids. You know what I mean?

37:09

It's so stupid, bro. You'll look stupid.

37:12

But I think that's what you have to change is like, you have to change

37:14

that idea of, it shouldn't be you're

37:17

weird, you're a lame-o, you're fucking

37:20

like, why are you doing these things? It

37:22

should just be accepting. But right now it's

37:24

the opposite. Also, I heard this crazy

37:26

quote. Okay. And it's

37:29

like, this guy, he's like a preacher.

37:31

And he said, when he dies,

37:34

he wants hell to rejoice. Oh,

37:36

what the fuck? Because now

37:39

they don't have to fight him in the spiritual ward. Oh,

37:41

that's hard. That's

37:44

a- Throws off the battlefield. Yo,

37:46

that's

37:47

fucked. Isn't that fucked? Yeah, it's like,

37:49

yo, bro, you can't even fight me. I'm not there no more. I'm the

37:51

weapon. You don't want to see

37:54

me. You don't want to be spiritual ward special ops,

37:56

fam.

37:58

I think that that passes. The

38:01

what's that guy the sneaker when he said these

38:03

are mags That's

38:10

definitely top two though that one and that

38:12

one I heard that for the first time like holy

38:14

shit Why don't we think of things like that? Why

38:16

don't we make it cool ourselves? Yeah, because we

38:18

think everything has to be this way

38:21

because that's what we see it

38:22

now you can make Anything

38:25

in your life yours you can make

38:27

it exciting you can make it loving

38:31

If you spread it yeah, if you shunt

38:33

away and you hide and you You're

38:36

you don't use your confidence to bring that out of you

38:39

Nobody will hear it facts, bro, but

38:41

you know what it's like

38:43

you see the biggest artists of this

38:45

generation in Kanye And he tried

38:48

to push that motive, but it's hard you

38:50

fam He

38:52

couldn't even do it. That's crazy like he

38:54

obviously there was some motion But fam who's

38:56

really talking about donda and

38:59

all those songs on a regular basis. Yeah,

39:01

they're talking about CLB, you

39:04

know It's crazy, but

39:06

that's that just goes to show like how much people are

39:09

on that side already. Yeah,

39:10

bro

39:11

Now I just want to see like if I

39:13

wish I could see like a list of people that

39:16

are one side and the other side And who's

39:18

like fighting the battles because what

39:20

if people beef with other people on

39:22

spiritual battles too? But we can't see it a lie It's

39:24

like DC Marvel like on this on

39:26

the hell side you have like Chris Rock

39:29

and and Wilson yeah, oh,

39:31

no you have Will Smith and on heaven side

39:33

you have Chris Rock cuz he got slapped No,

39:35

even on some shit like

39:37

I wish you could see who's putting on a

39:39

hex on who and then see who's beefing with who? Oh,

39:41

that's insane Cuz

39:44

these celebrities do that it Drake

39:46

even said it in one of his songs like

39:49

You don't know the song no so Drake

39:51

said I think it was in knife talk a Voodoo

39:54

curse I got him when I flew to Turks

39:57

So he put a voodoo curse on somebody And

40:01

he said I had to get

40:03

him the way I knew it hurts So

40:06

he knows it would affect him in this way

40:09

And he said in the song like he'll put a voodoo curse

40:11

on somebody. No real shit I've never like bagged that

40:13

lyric. You never bagged that lyric. It's a nice talk No, no,

40:15

like I sing that lyric all the time like voodoo

40:18

cuz it's hella catchy. Yeah, we never realized

40:20

what it was No, yeah

40:22

So then these celebrities are using that shit

40:24

what

40:24

the fuck and like it's like the a

40:26

list ones get to know which ones and then

40:29

The B list C list they do egg cleanses You

40:33

know fuck the egg cleanse man that shit is also Real

40:37

talks I bet you I guarantee you

40:39

oh no no no there's actually stories of

40:42

there's this woman That's famous on tiktok and

40:44

she does like feng shui readings

40:47

and shit and tells stock

40:49

traders want to trade

40:51

Yeah, like Wall Street stock traders

40:54

would go to her though. Like how

40:56

does she know that? Who

40:58

knows I mean, she just knows

41:00

shit. He doesn't know shit. Yeah, it's

41:03

like those you know those wise Asians Okay,

41:05

if you had if you had one question and

41:07

like you knew this person was 100% to

41:10

tell my future and you had to

41:13

ask your future. No, no your future

41:15

Okay, and you had one question in a room with

41:17

her. What question would you ask?

41:19

About anything about my life

41:21

about your life about your life I would ask I would

41:23

ask a question like a stock question be like yo should I invest

41:26

in this? But I wouldn't ask a question

41:28

about my life. That's kind of fuck. I would probably waste

41:30

my thing is like

41:31

What age would I get married? I would

41:33

fucking oh fuck. I should have asked a better question

41:36

What if it was like yo, what

41:38

if what if she said 25

41:41

and then you ended up getting married in 25? Damn,

41:44

then I would be like oh shit. No, but what

41:46

if it leading up to it that

41:48

deters you from oh like

41:51

I just become like Like

41:53

straight on my mind I should try and not yo,

41:56

you know thinking I think the way it's

41:58

gonna play out is on some

41:59

That's a raven type of shit like you're gonna

42:02

see the future and it's gonna look

42:04

like that But it's not actually gonna

42:06

be that in that way like a lesson. Yeah, it's like you

42:08

got married at 25 in Sims Loki

42:13

I think I think

42:16

that some psychics They'll

42:18

be able to tell your future but like in

42:20

a that's all Raven type of way

42:22

Like they don't see the whole picture like they see this part

42:24

of it like head they can't see like for sure Yeah,

42:27

cuz I feel like there's no one that could actually really

42:29

tell like what's gonna happen straight

42:31

line You know, there has to be some diversion.

42:33

Yeah

42:35

Yeah, but I try to stay

42:37

away from like any psychic

42:39

just because I don't want I don't want to be

42:41

told Yeah, I don't want to be told I wanna

42:44

I want to find out true. That is true You know

42:46

a trend that is coming back though. I seen

42:48

that the killer clowns are actually coming back.

42:51

No, they're not Really? Yeah, so

42:53

I've seen videos So, uh,

42:55

I think it was in the UK. I mean in France

42:58

fuck these killer clowns. No, why are

43:00

they bringing this shit back? No, but they're bringing it back

43:02

on a crazier scale though. Look at this of course in

43:04

the UK because it

43:05

Looks so May 2nd 2023. Look at everyone

43:07

running This

43:13

from a clown attack, yeah from a clown attack because

43:15

they just went loose New York New

43:17

York City New York City on the train.

43:19

They're back

43:20

again April 23 cloud attack

43:22

on the subway Everyone evacuate

43:27

They put like gas

43:27

in the train and they made everyone

43:30

know The Joker goes

43:32

into the snow and then like releases

43:34

gas

43:35

Yo, that's exactly the Joker fans. Exactly

43:37

check this out. Oh Oh,

43:40

so the movie coming out the movies coming The

43:43

movies coming out them. That's

43:46

why the Joker movies coming out and it's like the

43:48

sequel to that Joker

43:50

That's why it's happening again, but

43:52

taking that shit is gonna cause a ripple

43:54

because like In Asia

43:57

in Singapore. Yeah, they saw a clown

43:59

waiting

43:59

In front of like schools

44:02

all and in the UK also They

44:04

would wait in front of a person's school and

44:06

then tell kids to follow them home It's it's

44:09

no longer like a boo like a scare.

44:11

Yeah, it's like oh like Joker

44:14

shit like let me let me do this You

44:17

know bro. That's just like have you seen that

44:19

guy in Japan. He pretends. He's a statue

44:21

at like kids places Oh, yeah, the brown one.

44:23

Yeah That's so

44:26

that's so gross to me that it's like

44:29

There's like a character like anime character

44:31

It's a friendly character all

44:33

brown as a statue and there's kids playing

44:35

around it This guy wearing

44:38

a full brown suit and he

44:40

goes up to the

44:41

the statue goes beside it and like does

44:43

opposed Trying

44:46

to get a kid to like play on him Bro

44:51

and and did you see the video of it where

44:53

the mom was like don't touch him and then yeah I like grab

44:55

the kid away right? No, but then he says oh,

44:58

no, I don't mind if you play on me. Oh

45:00

Like

45:03

that's like no real shit I've seen

45:05

like videos of like the dark side of Japan

45:07

where um even school

45:10

kids like

45:11

they're so their school curriculum

45:13

is so hard that The

45:15

only way to release their anger is to to

45:18

randomly in public. Ah Like start

45:20

hitting the walls and shit like that. Oh

45:22

shit. No one would realize like what do

45:24

you mean? So like imagine a schoolgirl

45:27

having a breakdown. Yeah, everyone is

45:29

walking back to their job normal

45:31

Mm-hmm. They don't even they don't even care

45:33

and then like other people like in

45:35

the subways

45:36

Guys in full suits miss

45:39

the train and they would have to sleep on the subways.

45:41

Yeah, you know It's like a lot of things

45:44

in Japan don't get like media coverage

45:46

and like the dark stuff

45:48

and you know It's but I know I know Japanese

45:50

people they have a very strong sense

45:52

of pride Yeah, and that's why um, you

45:54

know the kamikaze ease and like

45:57

and even just the the soldiers when

46:00

When World War II was happening and the Japanese went

46:02

to war, they

46:03

would have a katana beside them

46:05

at all times. But that katana wasn't for

46:07

like fighting. They would only open

46:09

it to commissary side. You

46:11

heard about that? No, never. Yeah. I forgot. There's

46:14

a term they use it for, but literally

46:17

instead of surrendering,

46:18

they would take out their katana, cut

46:21

themselves in their stomach and go, and

46:24

then die because they don't want to

46:26

get caught and they don't want to accept the feat, they will never

46:28

accept the feat. That's why in

46:32

that forest in Japan that Logan Paul

46:34

went to, suicide is kind

46:36

of common there because... No, I think

46:38

that is meant for like... Yeah. I'm sure it was

46:41

meant for that stuff. Yeah, it's kind of common

46:43

because anytime, like let's say, somebody

46:45

loses their job and things aren't going well, that's

46:48

a common thing that they think too is

46:50

to end it like that. That's fucking

46:52

scary. It's scary, fam. It's scary.

46:55

I was thinking... My

46:57

sister was asking like, yo,

46:59

what school should I go to for university?

47:03

And she said her

47:05

teacher... This is for all our Ontario

47:07

kids. Her teachers told

47:09

her, don't go to UFT. Oh yeah.

47:12

No, real shit because the... What do

47:14

you call this? Suicide rate. They had to create... It's the highest

47:16

suicide rate in Ontario for

47:19

a school? Yeah.

47:20

Is UFT. I know. My sister's going there

47:23

and taking... Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. And

47:25

guess what program she's in? What? Engineering.

47:28

Oh my God, man. But I told her... I told

47:30

her... You better buy her ice cream every day or something.

47:32

No, but I told her, I was like, do

47:35

what you can. You feel me? She's really

47:37

smart. So I don't have any problem with her

47:39

going there. That's why I was so like... That's fine.

47:41

Yeah, that's good. But men who actually

47:44

are... have to work hard

47:46

and are not book smart,

47:49

fam, I understand the pain that you guys

47:51

go through. Like my sister's book smart. She is

47:53

easy for her, right? Yeah. But take it for another

47:55

perspective.

47:56

A guy like me who... Imagine I

47:58

was put in the engineering program. I had to finish

48:00

that man. It would probably take me like 10 years

48:03

to finish that damn program Do you think

48:05

people are naturally book smart or they

48:07

train to be book smart? Mmm It's

48:10

a good question. Do you think it's like habits that

48:12

make them that smart or it's they're just smart

48:15

No, I believe I truly believe that people who are book smart

48:17

are

48:18

given that they're gifted like that But

48:21

at the same time just mad that I just didn't get

48:23

it No But at the same time if you think about it

48:26

Cuz this is the way I see it if I

48:28

put like my full energy into like studying something

48:31

and I actually enjoyed it I would probably be smart.

48:33

Yeah in that sense But book smart people

48:36

aren't really even like they're smart in

48:38

every category Like like say

48:41

put physics in front of them put chemistry and fun

48:43

But no, but that's just that's just

48:46

the

48:47

the habits of learning That's

48:49

looking the habits of learning like if you're good at studying

48:51

in one program You'll be good at studying in another

48:53

program a little transfer vice versa. No,

48:56

it is. It is Loki's just a habit thing I

48:58

know but I don't know. Maybe I'm just salty that they

49:00

get it But look at the one thing

49:02

that the B movie taught me is Or

49:04

you seen that thing is like the B movie actually talks

49:07

about the matrix.

49:08

Nah, really? No Okay

49:10

So if you if there's a scene in the B movie when all

49:12

the workers and the main character are sitting

49:14

in a car Yeah, the B movie is mad woke

49:19

So the I tweeted that before I

49:23

The main B worker lady. She's like

49:25

going through all these jobs and he she says

49:28

Make sure you find one you really like

49:30

because you're gonna be doing this for the rest of your life

49:34

The B the main character was like

49:36

So you're just gonna work us to death and then he's

49:38

like and then the work is like we hope so and

49:40

everybody else That's stuck in the matrix says they're

49:42

just laughing. Ah, it's a joke, you know, but

49:44

fam I didn't realize I did it as a kid

49:47

Never would have thought that would have check

49:49

this out, you know, the B movie is mad political

49:51

to know because why because

49:54

the moment Every Barry B

49:56

Benson freed all of the bees what

49:58

happened to the be the behind What

50:00

happened to the world? I forgot. You

50:03

don't remember the movie? So pretty much when

50:05

the bees stopped producing honey, the

50:07

pollen wouldn't go to all the plants, and then all

50:09

of the plants died. Remember?

50:11

Oh, I didn't. I don't remember

50:13

that. So the bee movie is actually mad

50:15

political because it tells you like everybody has

50:17

to play their part for the world to

50:19

run. So you guys can't just drop out of

50:22

society like this. You guys better work, or

50:24

else the whole system is going to collapse. That's

50:27

pretty much what the bee movie was trying to say. Yeah,

50:29

teamwork really makes the dream work, bro. No,

50:32

but like they're trying to make you think, oh yeah,

50:34

you can be free, but watch what happens. No,

50:37

but that's real shit because like as a society, boom,

50:40

you don't have these certain people playing these

50:42

roles. Shit. It's certain

50:44

you're not turning into shit. You can't be rich if there's

50:46

no poor people. Mmm. Mmm.

50:50

I seen some tweets. It was like, who's

50:53

the owner of the thing? Amazon again?

50:55

Jeff Bezos. Jeff Bezos. He's like,

50:57

there's a tweet. Jeff Bezos has like a

50:59

hundred billion dollars and more

51:01

than he has more money than the people in the world.

51:04

A man can't even give one billion to everyone

51:06

and he'll still have a bunch of money. No, it doesn't work like

51:08

that. It doesn't work like that. But

51:11

as a, as a like a simple mind. Yeah.

51:14

That's the easy fix. Bezos give a billion to everyone. He

51:16

still has a hundred billion in his bank account. No,

51:18

he would give one dollars to everyone. Huh? He

51:21

would give one

51:21

dollars. He can't give a billion. No,

51:24

but he has, I swear he has more money than the

51:26

people. Okay. Maybe he can give like $5

51:28

to everyone. No, he can give way more. No, do the math one

51:30

more time. You're the one in

51:32

accounting. Do the math

51:33

one more time. He has like, let's

51:36

say there's, there's two something billion people. Oh,

51:38

maybe. Okay. More. So 2

51:41

billion. Let's say. So

51:43

yeah. Yeah.

51:46

Let's see. Let's see. A

51:48

hundred divided by two. So you get everyone like 50 bucks. No, bro. Yeah.

51:51

You can give everyone like 50 bucks. Are you talking about? Like,

51:56

uh, like millions away for sure. Cause

51:58

he has no, but coming. Every

52:01

single person in the world. Yeah, so yeah, you

52:03

can give every everyone in the world $50. No What

52:06

are you talking about here? Listen, listen say there's

52:09

seven billion people in the world, right? Yeah, he has

52:11

a hundred billion dollars Yes, he

52:13

can give a one billion just

52:16

though he can feed those all those seven billion

52:19

and he'll still have

52:20

What's a hundred minus seven

52:23

every person you're saying every person and

52:25

dog you're the one in accounting fam You

52:27

actually not get it. No, that's simple math.

52:30

What's a hundred watch a hundred minus seven Hold

52:33

on. What are you talking about here? Am I tripping?

52:35

Yes, you are. He'll still have any three

52:37

billion. Okay. Yeah 93

52:40

divided into how many people

52:43

Seven billion. Hey look so

52:45

the billion right? There's

52:47

no way I'm tripping right now cuz I that was the

52:49

exact tweet and everyone was like, yeah

52:52

Yeah, that makes sense. No, but he would have to give

52:54

okay. Hold on. Maybe I'm bad at math. Wait,

52:56

wait So 93 billion, right?

52:58

No, no, no, so yeah, you can give a

53:00

dollar you're saying he can give a dollar You

53:04

can yeah, you can give if he has seven billion

53:06

it's a dollar to do seven billion.

53:08

It's not a billion No,

53:11

he can give physically give out these but because

53:13

he has more money than the people on earth. It's

53:15

okay. It's okay Yeah, it's a

53:17

dollar though. It's a dollar that's not what

53:20

are you? Okay Seven billion people

53:22

I give out seven billion dollars. No, no,

53:24

no, and he has a hundred billion So

53:26

he has way more than the people on earth So

53:35

so he has like 93 left right 93 divided into Seven

53:40

so he can give everyone $13. He can give everybody $13

53:43

after here's the tweet Jeff

53:47

Bezos you can give everyone in the world $13.

53:50

No, look Jeff Bezos has a

53:52

hundred twenty one billion dollars Okay, the population

53:54

of the earth is seven billion people. He could

53:56

give every one per every person

53:59

one billion dollars

53:59

and end poverty and he would still have a

54:02

hundred fourteen billion dollars left over but he

54:04

won't do it He can't give everyone

54:06

one billion dollars But he has more money than

54:08

than everyone He can give everyone one

54:10

dollar Look,

54:12

are you are you confused? No,

54:14

I swear that's simple math though Even

54:16

the tweet that's that's tweet Yeah,

54:19

but look one dollar

54:21

fam What are you talking

54:23

about?

54:24

There's a billion people you give a billion dollars

54:26

away

54:27

It's one dollar to each billion

54:29

Yeah, which equivulates to one billion right?

54:31

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

54:33

so if you can give everyone $13 Because

54:36

after 93 seven billion 93 Okay,

54:40

so every person can get $13. They can

54:42

get a billion. That's okay a billion. That's wrong

54:46

Give me his degree This

54:51

is one for too long Long

54:53

leave it on the corner section. Give me his degree. Thank you No,

54:57

that was tweet fam if he has more money than the people

54:59

on earth They would make the person that tweeted that is stupid

55:02

the first that's we do that is stupid Okay,

55:05

anyways, that's crazy. I

55:08

should be back in Ryerson's app. Give me give me my

55:10

degree No, there's

55:12

no way I'm tripping cuz I still don't get it but Theories

55:19

let's go to check this out.

55:22

I'm actually right. Well, we'll talk about after I'm

55:25

keeping this in cuz y'all owe me a degree at Ryerson

55:27

now Check

55:30

this out. This is crazy So

55:33

I so there's a theory that

55:35

there's one episode in Spongebob remember when

55:37

mr. Mr. Krabs He was asking the Flying

55:39

Dutchman. He was like, I

55:41

want you to grant me the power to talk to money.

55:43

Remember that? Uh-huh. He's like, I want to

55:45

power it can't continue. Let me talk to money Okay,

55:48

and he goes

55:49

I can't you already traded your soul

55:51

Oh, what the fuck eight times For

55:54

other things. Yeah, so what

55:57

do you think mr. Krabs traded his

55:59

soul for?

56:02

All the money he has?

56:03

That might be one. Yeah. So check this out.

56:06

There's a, there's a whole Reddit post describing

56:09

each one of Mr. Krabs

56:11

is supernatural powers that he traded

56:13

for his soul. Now one of

56:15

them is detection. So Mr. Krabs,

56:18

he has a crazy smell and

56:20

he can identify when money is

56:22

in the room. Remember he goes, I

56:24

smell

56:25

money. Remember that? That's

56:28

one of his powers. Yeah. Another power. So

56:31

when the episode squeaky boots, Mr. Krabs

56:33

lifts up the whole Krusty Krab and

56:36

then gets that dollar fam. So he's

56:39

able to have supernatural powers

56:41

every time money's involved. Now check

56:43

this out.

56:44

Let me see.

56:45

Also at the end of spy

56:47

buddies episode,

56:48

it's revealed that Mr. Krabs and Plankton

56:51

have disguised themselves

56:52

as like a bet. Now, now, even

56:55

though this is like cartoon logic, what they're saying

56:57

is Mr. Krabs, he can fit

56:59

himself into like,

57:01

into like small costumes, even though he's

57:03

mad big, but it is like cartoon logic, but

57:05

we'll add it onto the powers. Now

57:08

another one, Mr.

57:10

Krabs has the power to morph into pizza.

57:13

What was this? Oh, wait, no, no, not morph into pizza.

57:15

I'm tripping. I read that wrong.

57:18

Mr. I read that wrong.

57:20

I read that wrong. Mr. Krabs

57:31

has the power to morph Krabby

57:33

Patties into pizza. Remember that?

57:36

You remember that? We're the Krusty

57:38

Krab pizza. They

57:40

called on the phone. It was like, yo, do you guys sell pizza?

57:42

Now we do. And

57:43

then he like morphs into pizza, right? So you have powers

57:46

for that. Now check this out.

57:50

So, so in the episode

57:52

Krusty Towers, when, when

57:54

Squidward

57:55

sees Mr.

58:00

Krabs at the bottom of the floor,

58:02

he ends up at the Fed

58:04

house and sees Mr. Krabs again?

58:07

They're saying Mr. Krabs has the power of

58:09

teleportation

58:23

In the episode Squidward sick

58:25

days

58:27

Mr. Krabs when Squidward

58:29

is sick and he's home sick right? Mr.

58:32

Krabs has the power to look through the telephone

58:38

and see if Squidward is actually sick in

58:40

his house and

58:43

make his eyeball go out of the phone and see Oh

58:45

wait it was like that though

58:50

So theory goes that

58:52

Mr. Krabs has sold his soul numerous times

58:54

not only to get money but to have powers

58:57

regarding money Teleportation

59:00

So anytime money is involved

59:02

Mr. Krabs just has fucking powers Why

59:04

does it have to be involved with money though? That's probably

59:07

what he wished for Because if

59:09

one of his wishes to a Flying Dutchman

59:11

was I want to be able to talk to money That

59:15

was one of his wishes That means a lot of his

59:17

wishes were something stupid like

59:19

every time I'm losing money I'm able

59:21

to solve it That's probably

59:23

one of his wishes You know what I mean? It's

59:26

just interesting it's one of his It

59:28

was on Reddit He

59:30

probably just went up the elevator No

59:33

but he went up there fast fam Squidward

59:35

went up the elevator Mr. Krabs didn't So

59:38

he went up to the top floor and Mr. Krabs is already

59:40

there How the fuck did he get there?

59:43

Yo I see this crazy prank too Where

59:47

some guy Oh no it was what

59:49

do you call this So some guy pretended that

59:51

he was in a coma right? So what he

59:53

did Before

59:55

they were drinking

59:57

He put like the craziest like sleep

59:59

medicine

59:59

in his drink, right? And so

1:00:02

he drank it, boom, laid fat,

1:00:04

knocked out, right? So what they did, they

1:00:06

designed a room

1:00:08

to feel like it was a hospital. Oh,

1:00:10

that's fucked. So the

1:00:14

guy dressed up as an old man. No!

1:00:16

He said, bro, wake up, do you remember me? You

1:00:19

have kids, bro. And the guys in

1:00:21

the surgery like this,

1:00:23

what is going on? Like what year is

1:00:25

it? That's messed up. This is the funniest

1:00:27

part. So some guy dressed, the

1:00:29

nurse dressed up as an avatar. What

1:00:32

the fuck? So imagine, nothing

1:00:34

is said, the nurse comes in

1:00:38

and just walks back. The

1:00:40

guy in the bed is like, what the fuck is this?

1:00:45

That's crazy. Imagine a whole avatar

1:00:48

family. That reminds me of that one

1:00:50

prank. I don't know if it was Vitaly. No,

1:00:52

it wasn't Vitaly. It was like one of these Czech Republic,

1:00:57

like pranksters. This was so fucked.

1:01:00

They pretty much roofied his friend in a bar,

1:01:04

made him wake up

1:01:05

in a

1:01:06

motel shower, filled with

1:01:09

ice and pretended that he

1:01:11

was a victim of organ trafficking. So

1:01:14

bro was knocked out, his homie was knocked out

1:01:16

and he wakes up in an ice bath and

1:01:19

he has like bandages all over

1:01:21

him. He goes, ah,

1:01:23

ah! He's like, fuck, where's my liver at? Like

1:01:25

make sure it's on. So crazy.

1:01:28

If somebody did that to you, holy shit. If

1:01:30

I wake up in an ice bag regardless, I'm like, what is going on?

1:01:32

That's a fucked prank. That's a crazy

1:01:35

prank. See sometimes

1:01:36

these pranks get too, you know, like,

1:01:39

they'll turn into drunk. Man knocked out his boy. Yeah,

1:01:41

I know that got a million views though. I don't know if they roofied

1:01:44

his friend or they just got him really drunk. One or the other,

1:01:46

one or the other, but still. That's

1:01:50

like the classic, leave the

1:01:52

hand in the water thing. Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, and he pees.

1:01:54

Yeah, but that's like next level. Second degree.

1:01:57

Yo, and I was telling you too, I thought the

1:01:59

whole time.

1:01:59

The hangover was gonna be a

1:02:02

sick movie. I'd even like to hang over you didn't like the hangover.

1:02:04

Oh, why? I told you was like I

1:02:06

thought they were prepping the plot to

1:02:08

go to a crazy Las Vegas

1:02:10

trip

1:02:11

No, dude, they didn't show it

1:02:13

until the end like of what we're doing point I

1:02:16

know that's like the point of the movie. I thought it was gonna be like

1:02:18

oh we get did do this get in Oh, you want

1:02:20

to see the partying part? I want to see the pie. I just

1:02:22

go watch my vlog link in description below

1:02:26

At Carlos Rico Channel, I'm gonna drop

1:02:28

the project X video go watch that right now Yo,

1:02:39

check this out I have to say this is on

1:02:41

my head right now, yeah, but um, did

1:02:44

you know fucking Chinese checkers? Chinese

1:02:48

checkers aren't actually Chinese You

1:02:50

know the game Chinese checkers with it's like it looks like

1:02:52

a star and the things like this That's

1:02:54

just not even Chinese. What is that was actually invented

1:02:56

in Germany?

1:02:58

Oh shit But why did they call it Chinese checkers? Why

1:03:01

ask me why Gavin? Why? so

1:03:03

during the time

1:03:05

My junk was booming

1:03:08

because

1:03:08

I think after the war people started

1:03:10

playing my junk in the States Now when

1:03:13

that craze was going crazy, they

1:03:15

wanted to make another game. That was

1:03:17

like Chinese Cuz

1:03:20

that was the I guess the you know, I mean the hype

1:03:22

that was the hype Oh, we want to play Asian games you wanna

1:03:24

play Asian games. So they made a game called

1:03:27

Chinese checkers. That shit is German

1:03:29

It's not even Chinese. It's all the marketing

1:03:31

fam.

1:03:32

Damn. It's all the marketing. Yeah, no

1:03:34

one plays that though Nobody plays that anymore.

1:03:36

Like it's the one with the star and like there's yeah

1:03:40

Yeah, yeah, no one I don't know even know how to play that I don't

1:03:42

know how to play it too But it's always in you know, the dollar

1:03:44

ammo. Yeah, the game's

1:03:47

it's always in there Yeah, yeah, it's always in there by man's

1:03:49

never slated There's like sides there's

1:03:51

like chess checkers and then that or no

1:03:53

one flips the FM So people just

1:03:56

they just automatically assumed it was Chinese because

1:03:58

it's called Chinese checkers or maybe It

1:04:00

was a it was a plot like a like

1:04:02

a marketing strategy since these

1:04:05

Wait, it's checkers and chess originally from

1:04:07

China to or no. No, I think that's in Europe.

1:04:10

Okay I was gonna say I gotta be like Middle Ages. No, okay

1:04:12

Yeah, cuz I was gonna say if the popular games

1:04:14

were in China that time It would be smart

1:04:16

to label it made in China cuz

1:04:19

everyone would hop on it, you know There's

1:04:21

a crazy event not even event

1:04:23

just like I witnessed this in my in my in

1:04:25

my own life Yeah, I was at the CN

1:04:27

Tower of them. Okay. What's at the CN Tower? I

1:04:30

went down to the gift shop and you know those

1:04:32

big buses that bring a lot of people is

1:04:34

like the tourist groups

1:04:35

yeah, it was a whole bus of Chinese

1:04:37

people and They

1:04:39

walked out of the gift shop Laughing

1:04:42

they walked out of the gift shop laughing their ass

1:04:44

off. Like why are they laughing? I look closer

1:04:47

They're looking at the the gift shit they got and

1:04:49

it says made in China To

1:04:56

go and buy Chinese souvenirs, which

1:04:58

they kind of just got

1:05:00

These guys bought they wanted to go

1:05:02

for it They wanted the foreign version but

1:05:05

now it goes to that thing of like

1:05:07

even when I go to let's say Bahamas

1:05:09

where I went Like Hawaii.

1:05:11

Yeah all of those souvenirs.

1:05:14

They're not even at least most of them

1:05:16

Yeah, they're not even made in a higher

1:05:19

made in like, you know, I mean Bahamas. They're actually made

1:05:21

in China Yeah, like some some people that go to

1:05:24

that are from Canada and travel somewhere else

1:05:26

to get a poutine

1:05:27

Well, what's the point you have the best poutine in Canada

1:05:30

I see no man order poutine in some next

1:05:32

place. It's like in the Philippines a fam.

1:05:35

They're probably have rice Fries and

1:05:37

then the G. No, I had a had a seasick

1:05:40

poutine. Oh, see see poutine was that fire?

1:05:42

It's true Yeah, it's trash, but you can't mix that

1:05:44

there's two different cultures, bro At

1:05:47

least the one I got was trash at least the one I

1:05:49

got yo No, there's definitely some good ones out there.

1:05:52

But the one I got was oh You

1:05:54

know what I've noticed you've never cooked spam egg

1:05:56

and rice in this house,

1:05:57

yeah, I don't yeah

1:06:00

Why is that you just know I just high blood

1:06:02

pressure for Because

1:06:04

you always said like you're my favorite. Oh, it's

1:06:06

my it's like my favorite childhood meal,

1:06:09

huh?

1:06:10

It's still my one of my favorite meals, but like I'm not gonna

1:06:12

just

1:06:12

yeah out here eating spam That's just high

1:06:15

in sodium now real shit real shit Like you

1:06:17

I go back home and then like I have breakfast

1:06:19

waiting for me whenever I wake up there Yeah, like

1:06:21

I guess so grateful, bro It's

1:06:24

like winning a million dollars like that because

1:06:26

some days this guy doesn't eat Cuz it's too late

1:06:29

Yo yesterday yesterday, right? Yeah,

1:06:31

so I came uh,

1:06:33

I only ate one meal that day It was Popeyes saw

1:06:36

three three Popeyes chicken tenders and

1:06:38

a fries. I gave the rest to Josh, right?

1:06:40

Where does that have two more tender? Yeah, yeah, so

1:06:43

it got so late. It was like 10 o'clock

1:06:45

I didn't have any food I couldn't go to a grocery store cuz

1:06:48

that closed and I was like I don't even want to uber

1:06:50

eats Guess what? I'm eating tonight sleep I'm

1:06:53

eating sleep tonight boy Bro

1:06:57

I Get to the get to the point where like I'm

1:06:59

the fuck

1:07:00

I'm either gonna I'm either gonna go get

1:07:02

up cook Yeah, spend like an hour on

1:07:05

cooking and then an hour eating or I

1:07:07

can just like solve it right now That's the biggest

1:07:09

scam look cooking is the biggest scam So you

1:07:11

make the the whole meal for an hour?

1:07:14

You have you eat it in 10 minutes and then

1:07:16

you have to clean up clean up after that's another

1:07:18

like 10 minutes Biggest scam first world

1:07:21

problems first world problem. Look at this guy Just

1:07:23

for that call someone up and and let me read

1:07:25

the tweet and Say if that makes sense

1:07:27

to them and my trip it cuz I want to end it off that no,

1:07:30

I'm actually right though I still okay. Well,

1:07:32

I'll do the I'll do the math in front of you. No, no call

1:07:35

someone call someone No, I'm gonna do the math in front. So how

1:07:37

much billions does he have 121 billion? Okay 121 billion The

1:07:40

population of Earth is 7 billion. Yeah, he can give 7

1:07:43

billion. Yeah. Yeah, so he

1:07:44

can give out.

1:07:45

Yeah He can give 7 billion. Yeah, yeah,

1:07:47

and there's 7 billion people, right? Yeah, now he has a hundred

1:07:49

hundred twenty one. Yeah. Okay billion

1:07:52

and billion, right? Yeah billion a billion exactly Exactly

1:07:54

subtract.

1:07:55

So so 121 divided into seven.

1:07:57

Why are you dividing because there's 7 billion? dummy

1:08:01

so he can give everyone $17.28 and this guy's an

1:08:03

accounting femme

1:08:07

that's crazy and he's

1:08:10

still like trying to fight me on this real

1:08:16

shit femme i think i'm simplifying it way too

1:08:18

much wait you still don't get it why

1:08:20

are you dividing it though it's a subtraction

1:08:23

there's

1:08:24

no way bro i'm terrible at math

1:08:26

but i know i understand this i'm calling my friend

1:08:36

who owns a tesla

1:08:38

he'll answer for sure okay go hold on hold on

1:08:40

yo antoine

1:08:43

antoine i have a question right

1:08:45

does this make sense to you so jeff

1:08:47

bezos has 121 billion dollars right the

1:08:50

population the population of earth is seven

1:08:53

billion people he can give every

1:08:55

person one billion dollars and he

1:08:57

can still have 114 billion dollars left over

1:09:00

no he can give everyone one dollar no

1:09:02

he can give a bill huh the

1:09:05

fuck if he gave everybody a billion dollars

1:09:07

how would he have money then because he's

1:09:10

still left over bro

1:09:12

you don't get it man i don't get

1:09:14

it how do you know bro antoine this guy's an

1:09:17

accounting bro gavin

1:09:19

this guy's an accounting school yes

1:09:21

yes so how does he not understand this

1:09:23

is like simple that's why it is simple

1:09:28

oh is it like a no it's not a joke

1:09:30

wait wait wait wait so you you you

1:09:33

divide right yes you divide

1:09:35

to seven you subtract so

1:09:38

fam

1:09:39

it's it's 120 billion right yeah and the population

1:09:43

of earth is seven billion people he could give

1:09:46

every person one billion dollars and

1:09:48

and pop if he gives away seven billion dollars he can

1:09:50

give everyone one dollar who's saying that

1:09:53

no no there's haven't seen

1:09:55

that there's a there's a tweet that i read there was a no

1:09:57

but gavin's gavin saying that he can give everyone a billion

1:09:59

dollars

1:09:59

I thought I thought

1:10:10

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