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2:01

me getting his fairy cake mixture

2:03

everywhere is William Hanson. Hello Jonathan,

2:05

I am still here because we

2:08

are head over heierson about keeping

2:10

up appearances and once again this

2:12

week we're joined live in London

2:14

by some of our very special

2:16

bucket heads. Oh

2:21

fabulous and what a great bunch

2:24

so much better than last week.

2:26

Oh common

2:28

as mackerel. Yes they were disgusting.

2:31

Should we go and have a

2:33

look and meet some new bucket

2:35

heads? Let's yes. Then we have

2:37

the house lights up once more.

2:39

Oh there we go. Lovely. Hello

2:42

and now what's your name sir?

2:44

Callum. Callum and who've you come

2:47

with Callum? Younger brother. Younger brother

2:49

you say quickly hello. Hello. What's

2:53

your name? Josh. Josh and

2:55

what's the age difference? I'm 20 and he's 17.

2:57

20 and 17 and are you both big keeping

3:00

up appearances fans? Him more so but I

3:03

am yeah. Now when you say him more

3:05

so do you want to expand upon

3:07

that? I just listen to Jonathan's

3:09

show so I come but he's a proper

3:12

William Hanson fan so I thought I'd come with

3:14

him. Oh that's nice thank you very much

3:16

which part of Jonathan's show do you enjoy

3:19

the most? Consumer and the big phone in

3:21

or the lunchtime conversation? Listen to all of

3:23

this I couldn't have a... Well

3:28

done. There's a lovely

3:30

lady down here let's say hello. I

3:32

think I know you. I think you

3:34

do. This is Rosie everyone. Rosie from

3:37

Redbourne. Oh Rosie from Redbourne. And you're

3:39

a bucket head? I am yeah. Yes

3:41

beautiful and you brought your husband who's

3:44

not a bucket head you warned me.

3:46

I've made him watch two episodes. Really?

3:49

You said my husband likes William

3:51

I like you. Well

3:56

that's nice. Oh

4:00

look, you're holding on to each other quite

4:02

territorially. Which

4:04

is nice. Are you an isom? Yes. How

4:07

long have you been an isom? Five years this

4:09

weekend. Five years! And

4:13

are you planning on laying on anything big

4:15

this weekend? If he's lucky.

4:21

And are you both big

4:24

bucket heads? Absolutely. Which

4:26

is your favourite episode of Keeping Up Appearance? It

4:28

has to be a QM2. Okay, put

4:30

that aside. Which is your favourite episode? Because

4:33

it's everyone's favourite episode of Keeping Up Appearance.

4:36

I quite like this episode. I quite like

4:38

this episode. Thank you for giving me a

4:40

good answer. Jonathan? There's a

4:42

man here who I think could be a vicar.

4:44

Are you a vicar? No. Oh,

4:46

what are you? He's a train driver. Oh! Well,

4:52

very similar to being a vicar. You're

4:54

both train drivers. It's lovely. And

4:56

where have you come from? We

4:58

live in St. Nitz. Oh, lovely. From

5:00

the station. Howl's writing his own jokes. From St.

5:02

Nitz. Where is everybody from? There was a gentleman

5:04

earlier. This gentleman is from Norway. He's come all

5:07

the way from Norway. Well, he's not from Norway.

5:09

He has come from Norway. Beautiful. And when did

5:11

you arrive? Saturday. Oh,

5:13

okay. So you're not just to see our podcast. That was

5:15

actually the beginning of it, yeah. Was it? Oh, it was

5:17

not. I'm not. I'm not.

5:19

I'm not. I'm not. I'm

5:21

not. I'm not. I'm not.

5:24

I'm not. I'm not. I'm

5:26

not. Oh,

5:28

that's lovely. But anybody come further from the Norway?

5:31

Any advance on Norway? No. No.

5:34

Oh, hang on. There's a gentleman back here. Hang

5:36

on. Hang on. Jonathan, these gentlemen are from

5:38

your favourite place. Sheffield?

5:41

Yes. I'm so sorry. That's

5:44

marvellous. It's a

5:46

lovely place to come from. Where, this gentleman here

5:48

put his hat up. Where are you come from?

5:51

I'm from Brazil. You come from

5:53

Brazil for our podcast? I live here. Oh,

5:55

all right. Well, forget it then.. Well Done,

5:57

Buckethead. The

6:00

closer you. Know.

6:10

Lovely. Yes, no they're not. They're not

6:12

because but I think could be. They

6:14

have an ecclesiastical look about of us.

6:16

Have you ever toyed with the priesthood

6:18

so. It's

6:23

no joke. Anyway,

6:26

rise, where were we know? Actually something

6:28

we should say about the Angel Gabriel

6:30

Blue episode which people may not know

6:32

if you haven't read The House Notebook,

6:35

those concepts soon. As

6:38

this reached when house sort of

6:40

came up with a synopsis. This

6:44

was meant to be off the back

6:46

of a Qb. Two cents in Disney

6:48

World Florida. Does. You know that was

6:50

before it's he said mrs to the

6:52

Bbc for the Bbc decided it was

6:55

of these Disney it would be to

6:57

have any commercial and so we could

6:59

have seen haas them on big thunder

7:01

mountain or something like that ass which

7:03

would have been fun and it was

7:05

disabled in Florida. Now Jonathan you you

7:07

go to Florida Law thank you Yes.

7:10

Suited. For

7:13

don't either go so far that was Spain

7:15

and uses. Art. Like Wimbledon or

7:18

Honors Arthur of Habit. Yes to

7:20

like Florida not much but the

7:22

with but the weather's warm right?

7:24

So And the foods goods? Yes

7:26

yes okay that they start to

7:29

get me to talk about Disney

7:31

World. You've

7:33

been to Disney once. I

7:37

wished I was dead. Not

7:43

your cup of tea. The no no okay

7:45

I lied is now the is very fun.

7:48

Everybody's so happy! Makes.

7:52

Me: Sick. Did

7:54

you way back at them? No, I didn't. i

7:58

gave them a more british gesture Surprise,

8:03

you weren't escorted off the premises. Anyway,

8:06

let's go back into the episode. Liz and

8:09

Emmett have arrived for coffee, and we love

8:11

all, we always love the coffee scenes, whether

8:13

it's Liz and Hyacinth, or in

8:16

this instance, Liz, Hyacinth, Emmett and

8:18

Richard. And it's great fun. This

8:21

is, I would say, this is possibly

8:24

the best ever Liz

8:28

coffee, Emmett, hysterical

8:31

scene. And it starts

8:33

off because Hyacinth, to stop Liz from spilling

8:36

the coffee, Liz has been

8:38

given coffee in a

8:40

mug with a lid. And

8:43

Liz is delighted by this, until

8:45

she realises, prompted by Emmett, she's

8:47

going to have to take the lid

8:49

off, and then she's back to where

8:51

she started. Yes, and while they are

8:53

talking about the lid, Hyacinth then arrives

8:56

with Richard, and his foot

8:58

has been bandaged heavily, because

9:00

of course he's got gout. And did you

9:02

know, actually, we're watching this episode back again,

9:04

the bandage gets bigger and bigger as the

9:06

episode progresses, which I had actually not clocked

9:09

before. And I love when she arrives through

9:11

the door, because I love the noises she

9:13

makes. Brrrrrr! Brrrrrr!

9:15

Oh, poor Richard! And

9:19

she announces that the

9:21

Duke of Durham was a master

9:24

to gout. Now,

9:28

as I'm sure all of you know, there has never

9:30

been a Duke of Durham. There

9:32

has been an Earl of Durham, which is in

9:34

its seventh incarnation currently, but there has never been

9:36

a Duke of Durham. And to be fair, even

9:39

Emmett picks this up and says, the Duke of

9:41

Durham, and questions her

9:43

on it. Hyacinth is

9:45

very keen that Emmett

9:48

and Liz are aware of the fact that

9:50

she's made some Cotswold creams. Plum-fate,

9:52

flavoured with a hint of honeysuckle and a touch of

9:54

lime. I think you'll find,

9:57

which sounds Not very nice. Although

10:03

I did to there when we were doing

10:06

this, I did try to find Cotswold creams.

10:08

You. Can't buy them know they don't exist. They

10:10

were made up. I roll a Be up

10:12

Appearances Young. Okay, I got a recipe

10:14

that came out that may be know that Sciences

10:16

Bouquets recipe have. right?

10:19

She's an older female relatives but they do

10:22

serve a purpose. The console cream started because

10:24

when hyacinth comes in and she's saying that

10:26

reaches in terrible pain. but Richard doesn't look

10:28

like is in pain cause he's not. he's

10:30

gone athlete's foot. So. She realizes

10:32

that she's going to have to quickly

10:35

distract listen. I met by something their

10:37

heads into the console cream. While.

10:39

She stamps on Richard spoke with her

10:42

cream seek counseling that I think it

10:44

is the biggest place that we gonna

10:46

solve her pizza and sling back from

10:48

the entire series. yes which is nice

10:50

you want actually we should have some

10:52

contrary will have a doing later. Source

10:58

of. Channels

11:04

are analysts. Say

11:06

you had a heart attack. Sorry

11:09

would you like meet him off you down with the

11:11

micro five on. You're

11:13

doing a drummer I feel, but at the little rebounded any

11:15

of it actually hit you. Assume small amounts,

11:18

but this looks wipe clean said

11:20

that sign. That's

11:22

why you want any you imagine

11:24

senescence just a little bit. Of

11:27

you are a bit damp. I'm so

11:29

sorry us that there was a plane.

11:33

Flying to produce the for over filling a

11:35

cast. Off

11:38

was ringing dad. It's.

11:43

But you have blinds. Not. Oh

11:51

ah, scope of the horses own.

11:58

Such a specific. There

12:00

will also because it coming

12:02

into be. May

12:06

be late Anyway, were over in

12:08

Onslow and days is living room.

12:14

So I dug for some

12:16

not something you. Are

12:19

not dance again we're over aim

12:22

on seven days is living room

12:24

and there is disgusting. Now about

12:26

was on of Onslow Rose Daisy

12:28

should do about Mr. Mosley or.

12:30

And actually they realize that that he might

12:32

have been gone for quite some time and

12:34

the small be could be Methodists. Cuts.

12:36

Back to Hyacinth who's on all fours

12:38

and clearing up the latest spillage. This

12:41

is wonderful cleaning on the scene because

12:43

systems the amounts of coffee ring and

12:45

miss out of this cloth every time

12:48

into the buses is absolutely marvelous. And

12:50

how would you clean a coffee stain

12:52

out of Iraq and of interests? What

12:54

would you use? Ah well, you should

12:57

always dab. I'm not So first of

12:59

all I have a Henry Was. So.

13:09

What other pets or Henry

13:11

walks? I can say

13:13

Henry was so it's an executive

13:15

Carpet cleaning. And. So

13:17

I would suck it all off. And

13:20

then I would mm

13:23

said on the machine

13:25

as plus. I

13:27

would use a micro splitting

13:30

spring so. With

13:32

some white kitchen towel. okay,

13:34

I would you say liquid

13:36

in the nail brush? No.

13:39

Direct scrub know what it is

13:41

with work for me that battle

13:44

bleachers. To time diluted

13:46

in Warsaw dollars and mortar. Not.

13:50

Pick a size time, A.

13:53

knife and i wouldn't use i prefer

13:55

an eco cleaning products to me as

13:57

i don't agree with a woman No.

14:03

Oh, do you agree with him or me? Here,

14:06

okay. Yeah. Oh, okay, yes. There

14:08

we go. They don't work, do they? There you

14:10

go, ones. It's like people who use vinegar. It's

14:12

disgusting. You

14:15

can use vinegar on so many different things. Anyway,

14:17

we'll have this argument later. So

14:20

they're cleaning up the rug. Yes. The spillage.

14:22

And they're doing that whole vibrations with the

14:24

door routine. Now that is brilliant. Yes. He

14:27

can't even stand... And poor Richard is in

14:29

so much pain he can't even bear the

14:31

vibration of a door closing. At

14:34

which point she shuts the door, nothing.

14:36

So she then stands there. Slams

14:41

it. And

14:44

then, of course, obviously we've had the

14:46

lid mug thing. So Hyacinth switches to

14:49

plan B. And from her

14:51

drawer in a paper bag, she pulls

14:53

out a child's hot pink beaker.

14:57

Let me cup. I think it's called now. A

14:59

little bit gender normative of Hyacinth there to say

15:01

pink for a little girl. But again, it was

15:04

the 90s so it's slightly different. We

15:06

can go with that. But what I like,

15:08

if you watch this, is when Hyacinth pulls

15:11

out the cup and she's standing sort of in the actual

15:13

kitchen bit, there is a shot of

15:15

her face and you can just begin to see

15:17

Patricia Routledge begin to corpse. If

15:20

you watch it, has anyone else noticed this? Yeah,

15:23

there is just a split

15:26

where she begins to go. But then when it cuts back

15:28

to her, she's fine. And I quite like that. That's quite

15:30

nice. There's all that dib-dib-dop-dop

15:32

thing which she does with Emmett. And

15:35

then I Googled, you know what I

15:37

like, I like an esse-ketemology type thing,

15:39

I Googled dib-dib-dop-dop. Just so

15:41

I thought, I wonder where that comes from. Do you

15:43

know what dib-dib-dop-dop means from the Scouts and the Cubs?

15:47

It's sure, it's an acronym or an initialism for

15:50

do your best and do our

15:52

best. Dib-dib-dop-dop.

15:55

I thought that was very interesting. I was very pleased

15:58

with that. Thank

16:07

you. Thank you for patronising me. That

16:09

was very kind of you. Jonathan,

16:13

you've been in the Scouts, haven't you? No.

16:21

I was in the Cubs. I went two

16:23

weeks running, but all they wanted

16:25

to do was play football. So

16:28

I naturally hated them all. And

16:31

left. Well, that was the

16:33

end of that. Yes, it was. We go

16:36

over to a road, and we

16:39

find out later they've left the house to

16:41

phone Harsens because they've also been cut off

16:43

from the telephone, so they have to find

16:46

a pay phone and reverse the charges. It's

16:48

a fairly incidental scene. We'll move on. There's

16:50

a lovely car explosion, though, on the core,

16:52

Tina. One of the best. Did

16:54

we find out in the book what they did to make that happen?

16:58

It was pyrotechnics. I

17:00

heard that. He said pyrotechnics.

17:04

I didn't. I said pyrotechnics. It was

17:06

pyrotechnics. But I like the fact that

17:08

if you watch closely, as it explodes,

17:10

a kind of chunk of something falls

17:12

off. Oh, does it? Yes,

17:14

you watch. Oh, OK. I don't know.

17:16

A chunk of the Cortina, probably. Can I say

17:18

I really need a drink of water,

17:20

but I don't want to pick that up because I don't

17:23

want the audience to worry. I'm

17:25

going to pick this up. No, no. You see,

17:27

look, poor gentleman. I just

17:29

genuinely, I promise you, I genuinely... No,

17:35

I just needed a sip of water. I said

17:37

you I wouldn't do anything. It's OK. Thank

17:41

you for the producer for pressing that button. I've

17:46

got to have it in my hand. Anyway.

17:52

Times have said that. Anyway. This

18:00

is making help I say my

18:02

boss that let me post as

18:04

an ass. Anywhere

18:11

in the kitchen they run out of

18:13

caster sugar. And to the classic thing

18:16

ah, sedate many. They because this is

18:18

to get into trying to get a

18:20

second lump, don't make substantial stops. Return

18:22

to the be. Know. There

18:24

was mention of because which is

18:26

used to the cancer got in

18:29

his exclusive breakfast cereal. Oh high

18:31

fiber. I wonder if this is

18:33

an illusion speaks to the European

18:35

my father breakfast cereal from Zero

18:37

Three. Maybe you may be something

18:39

with a doctoral family crest on

18:41

the box indeed. Yes at the

18:43

phone rings and goes all over

18:45

emits this time rather than lives.

18:47

but it's Daisy on the phone,

18:49

knapsacks, a few walks. that's when

18:51

the phone rings and the coffee

18:54

goes. All over Emmett There is actually

18:56

a slight pause Rick rewind and watched the

18:58

five rings. As You Gotta Go. Ah,

19:05

City like a book any now days

19:07

is remove the phone sound better for

19:09

debate internet and will get a backward.

19:12

Anyway, we now outside when he hasn't

19:14

is waiting to be less into the

19:16

call. Yes, The Rover The

19:18

Rover Two One Six which more even more

19:20

recent. I mean you've tried to buy it

19:22

now twice you did look into his a

19:24

more seriously rest of his another one Tonic

19:26

Blue. three thousand pounds for sale recently. But.

19:29

You'd have to do a lot of work on his. Well.

19:33

I don't know. Three. Thousand pounds.

19:35

Who can justify that? No, no.

19:38

I. Wanted gag benefactor Joe Exactly.

19:40

Ah yes, Richard comes out He's

19:42

embarrassed to leave the house in

19:44

his foot battle of z grown

19:47

and doubled in size. Doubled

19:53

in size, Which

19:56

is nice and am. Let

20:00

suffering become you assess which is

20:02

lovely and I see is that

20:04

guessing in the car there is

20:06

a very clear sort of the

20:08

Garrett's and the wouldn't have bugs

20:10

that says Wayne yell been exaggerated

20:12

with you have a a bucket

20:14

Had smashed me recently on social

20:16

media to say why do we

20:19

always say when the helm when

20:21

on the invitation in the current

20:23

know the ending titles. With as

20:25

a way net but of see that as

20:27

a natural health is cool when helmet still

20:29

there that pleasant We went there. Was

20:32

a wonderful was no to return it. Did

20:34

you hear what happened when we went? Under.

20:38

I. I delivered a letter through the front

20:40

door because the lady who lives there is

20:42

very able to me. And. She was

20:45

she lived there, didn't see when when

20:47

they were filming the program and. William

20:50

wrote a very nice letter saying we're

20:52

we're coming to. Have

20:54

a look at the outside of your house last

20:56

this that be honest a little bit odd. would

20:58

you would you mind if we knocked on the

21:00

front? Don't have little chat with you because we

21:02

would have loved Job and Lithotripsy live there at

21:04

the time they're filming it aims is so and

21:06

or she wrote back and said no. And

21:11

say we then decided we said we'd make a

21:13

donation to charity her choice to go back to

21:16

say no. But

21:18

you can donate to help for heroes. So

21:20

I delivered a check for help for

21:22

heroes for a from another that says

21:24

no you can still denies any way

21:26

we did but I gave us an

21:28

excuse to i'm. Not. Breaking into and

21:30

the in a going to have had i

21:32

want to have prophecy should we also this

21:35

point talk about how to be two trips.

21:37

And the suffer than happened afterwards. Just system. I

21:39

hope my top bomb you can put a cap

21:42

on. Desperate. Looks

21:45

gorgeous! So we finished recording the episodes.

21:47

Then we went into the jogging in.

21:50

So. See Science degree. Yes, this

21:52

is halt. It was hurricanes.

21:55

and the great he's you junior mean this isn't an

21:57

ads now anymore for the kiwi to but you genuinely

21:59

can walk around on the entire ship, basically, wherever you

22:01

want to go. You can also, what we didn't say

22:03

actually, you can also do it without staying on board

22:05

as well. You can go and do a

22:07

tour, and then they just sort of leave you to it, and you can

22:10

walk all over the ship. So we would highly recommend

22:12

it. But they were very nice to

22:14

us, weren't they? Yes, other than when we took the

22:16

flight home, and so

22:19

many children in business class. Oh,

22:23

Club World, as it's now called. Tell

22:27

them about that ghastly woman. Which

22:31

one? The one with the daughter

22:34

from hell. The

22:37

daughter that didn't like the seeds? Yes. Who

22:39

came in, she was sitting in premium

22:42

economy with her. Father, her nanny, mother

22:44

was in business class, and she

22:46

came in floods of tears and

22:48

said to her, to her mother,

22:51

just before we took off, Mummy, I

22:53

don't like these seeds!

22:58

And the mother switched with her. Yeah.

23:01

I know, parenting today. Having turned

23:03

to William and I and saying,

23:05

my daughter's such a diva. So

23:10

yeah, and then there was the one coughing and

23:12

spluttering in front of you. Oh, God. I

23:14

hated them all. But

23:17

I didn't let it show. No. Not

23:21

at all. Anyway, they're

23:24

getting in the car. Richard removes the bandage to

23:26

drive to put on his car shoes. He

23:29

hasn't got his car shoes. And then we're

23:31

going to tread carefully around this next section

23:33

of the episode. Slightly problematic

23:35

jokes in a modern context. Although

23:37

some people say it wasn't problematic.

23:40

I think it's

23:42

on the borderline, I'd say, where

23:44

Hyacinth says, oh! What do you mean, William?

23:47

She says, oh, you can drive with your bare

23:50

foot. They do in Nigeria. It's

23:52

what she says. Which

23:55

may or may not be true. I don't know.

23:57

I have never been to Nigeria. No, I've been

23:59

to Namibia. is

26:00

Rose snogging the kitchen

26:03

salesman. Mr.

26:05

Merryweather. As she

26:07

says at one point. And again we've

26:09

got some nice, really some slightly subtle

26:11

noises of oop, oop, that she does.

26:14

As they're leaving. Have you noticed that?

26:16

That's a very good higher sense impression.

26:18

Everyone's always very rude about my higher

26:20

sense impression. Well, Jonathan, whilst we're on

26:22

that subject, I've printed out a couple

26:25

of the iTunes reviews we've had of

26:30

your higher sense impression. All

26:33

but one star, someone's foot,

26:36

couldn't get through the first episode. Jonathan,

26:39

not spelt right, Jonathan is

26:41

darn right annoying with his

26:43

ridiculous impersonations. Get rid

26:45

of him! Ooh. A

27:01

different person here says, good companion to

27:04

the series. Really good and interesting. It's

27:06

been good to rewatch the program. The

27:08

only thing that really greats is

27:11

the awful impression of higher sense

27:13

bouquet that Jonathan Vernon Smith insists

27:15

on doing. And

27:19

then another listener, we'll just do one more, says,

27:23

Oh no, don't stop, please. I'm

27:26

having such fun. William

27:29

Hanson is the star of the podcast.

27:35

Jonathan is consistently irritating, especially

27:37

with the shockingly poor higher

27:40

sense impressions. Now

27:42

I don't think it's bad at all, do you? They're

27:47

patronising you now. Don't

27:49

worry, as my late grandmother used

27:51

to say, f***er. Can

28:03

any of our bucket heads here this

28:05

evening do a higher sense bouquet impression?

28:08

Don't all rush at once. Oh,

28:11

someone's hand at the back? Oh, madam. Okay,

28:13

I'm going to come to you, please. Now

28:17

can you actually do this or is this the alcohol

28:20

talking? Would

28:22

you like to come towards me, please, madam? Thank

28:24

you. What's your name? Jonathan

28:27

will know you. Hello,

28:31

I'm Kirsty from Houghton Regis.

28:33

Kirsty from Houghton Regis. No idea.

28:36

I'm wearing my finest. Oh,

28:40

I'm John Jacobs. Angel Gabriel Blue. Well done

28:43

for wearing Angel Gabriel Blue. And what, Kirsty

28:45

from Houghton Regis, what would you like to

28:47

say as higher sense for us this evening?

28:50

Well, I'm feeling very disappointed in

28:52

the lack of actual wine glasses

28:54

available. Don't think

28:56

she's ever said that in this series. I

28:58

know she didn't, but I had a conversation with Jonathan

29:01

about this. Well, I wish

29:03

to water for people that serve

29:05

wine in plastic glasses and lo

29:08

and behold, I come to Jonathan's

29:11

podcast event. I'd

29:14

move away from the scene if I were

29:16

you, William. A plastic glass. Do

29:19

you want to do your impression? Build

29:25

up to it. I

29:29

just couldn't expect. Lovely.

29:32

Thank you so much. Oh,

29:39

it's like she's with us here today.

29:42

It's uncanny. Kirsty,

29:47

thank you so much. Jan

29:51

Ravens is quaking. She

29:58

won't remember that in the morning. We'll

30:10

take a moment. It's

30:21

said with love, Kirsty. Kirsten's

30:29

lost a listener. Go

30:35

and try Bernie Keith. It's a lot funnier. Inside

30:37

joke. Right. OK. I

30:40

can't read my own handwriting. Oh yes, Mr. M... Oh,

30:42

oh, all that. All that. That's where we were.

30:46

All that routine. And... Oh, yeah. Oh,

30:48

yeah. Oh, yeah.

30:50

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

30:52

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

30:54

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

30:57

Oh, yeah. As

30:59

they are... There's discussion about gout and there's

31:01

a nice put down to Rose about gout.

31:04

Don't worry. It's not something you'd ever pick

31:06

up in the back of a car, which

31:09

is lovely. They go inside. There's more gout

31:11

chats. The door is locked. So

31:14

the ladder needs to be put up. And this is where,

31:16

again, it becomes very similar to

31:18

Series 3, Episode 2, Iron Age

31:20

Remains, because at the end of that episode,

31:23

there's a ladder up to Rose's bedroom

31:25

window. So I think isn't now Daddy's bedroom where

31:27

Rose is the same window? I think so, yes.

31:29

Yeah, they haven't built that. A Richard is sent

31:31

up. He's going to need to go and check

31:33

to see whether Mr. Merriweather's still in there. Yes,

31:36

but before that, Hyacinth is

31:38

escorted into Daisy's kitchen to have a

31:40

look at Daisy's new kitchen. Oh,

31:43

yes. Which is? Angel

31:45

Gabriel Blue. Yes. And

31:48

I also love the fact when she said that Hyacinth

31:50

obviously goes into a panic that Daisy now has this.

31:52

She just goes to pick up the worktop and just

31:54

hugs this. And

31:56

that's where the scene cut. I

31:58

love it. It's lovely. Lovely moment.

32:02

They go back up. There's discussion of

32:04

this Bernadette woman who is

32:33

a funny thing.

32:41

Anyway, they

32:44

go outside. Daddy comes

32:46

down the road skateboarding. As

32:49

you do. Yes, obviously. More dog and

32:51

bush routine but also beautifully onslow as

32:54

well who just sort of is enveloped

32:56

by the bush and goes

32:58

over, which is lovely. And then Mr

33:00

Moresby comes out calling it a mad

33:02

house and punches, assaults Daddy, punches him

33:05

on the shoulder. And Daddy starts crying.

33:08

Poor Daddy. And

33:10

Harrison says, I wouldn't let him play with your

33:12

skateboard, which

33:14

is lovely. And they all go inside

33:16

leaving poor Richard who's up the ladder.

33:18

And there's this discussion about, I thought

33:20

it was a bit odd. I felt

33:22

it sort of, oh, do

33:25

you watch Neighbours Hire St. Paul's Low

33:27

says, meaning Neighbours the Australian program.

33:29

And then she says only when they're in danger

33:31

of letting the neighbourhood down then I feel it's

33:33

my duty to keep an eye on

33:35

them. She says, obviously the BBC

33:37

showed Neighbours at the time. So I did wonder if

33:40

that was a little bit of a plug. I mean,

33:42

it was not a few years earlier, but I felt

33:44

it jarred somewhat. And then Richard's

33:46

hanging down, shouting to the entire street. It's

33:49

not gout. It's a fungal infection. Absolutely.

33:52

Cue The end credit. Yes. Up comes

33:54

the candelabra. And That's the end of

33:57

that. Wasn't it fun, though? The.

34:00

Identity theft, And

34:11

one son. We've had some

34:13

nice. It's

34:15

been great! Thank you so much

34:17

for coming guess way from Norway

34:19

from House and regis. Read

34:23

oh yes. That.

34:26

Will be other places you for other

34:28

a lovely thank you very much that

34:30

we really do come say hello the

34:32

and Will Will boots or back for

34:34

just to movements to say hello. The

34:36

tank tops Jonathan to the suits had

34:38

a buck operation. Particularly

34:42

sensitive at the moment. We

34:46

will return in Twenty Twenty

34:48

Four for the final series

34:51

of Keeping Up Appearances. Of

34:56

this, the Luxury Podcast where

34:58

we'll discuss the fifth and

35:00

final series of the Bbc

35:02

Sick Com. says. Stand

35:05

on us with it's was going to

35:07

do this before we go. We were

35:09

just like to thank everyone who has

35:11

helped push on this evening's to Twenty

35:14

one. So House you producer Been Cartwright

35:16

and. Same

35:23

classroom in this either and everyone

35:25

else as old you always what

35:27

fun tonight has been. We may

35:29

even do this again soon at

35:31

some points. So

35:36

keep an eye on on all of

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our social media and luxury hotel stop

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