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and welcome to another series five
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episode of Keeping Up Appearances: The
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Luxury Port Cause this is the
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companion podcast for exploring the world
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of hyacinth bouquet in the hit
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Bbc that com Keeping Up Appearances:
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my name's Jonathan Vernon's rape and
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with me ready to secure me
1:58
against intruders is William. Hello
2:00
Jonathan and I hear for the final
2:02
say or as the cold as you
2:05
know by now we absolutely have Hyacinth
2:07
and her world in keeping up with
2:09
him. In each episode of this is
2:11
actually podcast William I will take you
2:13
through an episode of the Bbc Sit
2:15
com delving deep into the world, the
2:18
bouquets and today is the six episode
2:20
of the series Country Estate Sale. Do
2:22
tax through the synopsis Least really Hyacinth
2:24
makes of reluctant rich and take her
2:26
to a country house auction when she's
2:28
foolishly bids to some wine. This
2:31
is after Richard has prevented her
2:33
from enthusiastically bidding for other items
2:35
what she knows how to them
2:37
and when she was partly because
2:39
of the aristocratic associations. They. Meet
2:42
up with his lordship afterwards and the
2:44
wine proves to be quite strong. The
2:48
Is. It so
2:50
good for the end. You have to hold
2:52
on for the end. You do. It's.
2:54
A lovely. Better than
2:57
Skis? Yes, Yes, definitely better
2:59
than Skis. We begin in
3:01
Wayne am in bed again,
3:03
just Richard can't sleep, is
3:05
exceptionally worried about the sale
3:07
and it's nice. Normally we
3:09
see Hyacinth wake up. Wearing.
3:12
It may be a mobile phone isn't
3:14
challenge in a future episode. If she's
3:16
got the right word for Waterside, suppose.
3:20
But. Innocent since it's Richard. Just nice
3:22
to have any other way around in
3:24
your relationship and who waits one another
3:26
up to half awake my chiappe or
3:29
vice versa More because I'm worried about.
3:32
Oh no Oh no oh no. You ever say
3:34
things like as a bed and how would that
3:36
go down. It
3:41
wouldn't go down very know I can. I
3:43
just mikey take sleep very seriously because it
3:46
is a she's quite good that she is
3:48
that same waking her Ah yes to say
3:50
how on how Q what kind of worried
3:52
he is about this impending sale? Yeah but
3:54
maybe as is you get older and later
3:57
in life in you don't sleep as much
3:59
he becomes. Concerns. What's
4:02
it like for you? Because
4:10
I think is an age thing. As my
4:12
parents, my mother doesn't sleep. Her.
4:15
Coworkers particles to daily over. A
4:21
lot. Ah,
4:28
Oh I can't take raj more of this abuse.
4:32
His sorry you're so your mother my
4:34
mother doesn't sleep for Ottaway thank to
4:36
sleep all right if I'm saying with
4:38
them or on holiday know didn't sleep
4:40
one It doesn't got lost on my
4:42
loss on her mind. Ah atla Can't
4:44
lie while it's just should worry but
4:46
as you describe everything from my mother's
4:48
of worry I worry been quite to
4:50
that level with I think I am
4:52
becoming bit more like I highly strung.
4:56
Up with but if I won't Mon Ami, I'm
4:59
wait mikey up sometimes if I have a mouse
5:01
stream. Whole one of your infamous
5:03
mouse vs. Zeus essence the hypnotherapy they have
5:05
become almost nil Any my do have one.
5:07
I sort of just for a nice to
5:09
get out of bed. Rather, Than.
5:12
Screen. And you when you get
5:14
out of bed, what you do gun sex with
5:17
the property Fat Mice? No, no no because I
5:19
was going to run away. In.
5:21
Fact: when we were in Paris if he weeks ago
5:23
now. I. We were sitting having lovely
5:25
dinner. And I was on.
5:27
Been cats on the edge of the
5:29
restaurants. Who
5:32
don't know if a bone cats? What
5:34
would you call it is? There
5:38
so sorry your they are on a bomb catch
5:40
when you're my came down to the rest the
5:42
rest on he was actually very irritating. couple of
5:44
sort of L a women are talking very loudly.
5:47
in fact one of them said at one point
5:49
he's. Just so annoying. He makes me want
5:51
to save my head. Off
5:54
I'm not talking about this. And
5:58
then all of a sudden I know. A
6:00
person who was not want to save
6:02
a head, just look. Down.
6:05
And. Then look up. going. Yeah. I
6:08
nod and thing. I
6:10
didn't want the technical phrases sipping provide
6:12
of mice and rats. I.
6:15
Know that look. And I look
6:17
to them and and they look to me and I went. Can I
6:19
just ask? Is. There are and then
6:21
he added the mouth. Or. That
6:23
was me gone. And and I had. or I
6:25
ran into the kitchen. Oh Willie and then
6:27
all the staff eventually settle. Clocks are. There was a
6:29
diner in the kitchen. He.
6:32
Went into the kitchen able restaurant into it
6:34
was it around the corner of good this
6:37
site and it was a different room but
6:39
I got really sure about this feeling. Know
6:41
what you think is gonna do to run
6:43
that my leg through an umbrella? Your leg
6:45
can't get up there with your car. The
6:53
Sky room and where I got a
6:56
free glasses house rats ass I don't
6:58
like as way of protecting you against
7:00
the buys. Years
7:06
effects on seven days. They are
7:08
also embed. Yes, and Rose comes
7:10
in. There's more banging going on.
7:13
Gaf Daddy's promised to marry someone.
7:15
Mrs. Braddock. Macys Braddock. We find
7:17
out more about her. Little later
7:19
was a clunky name threat to
7:21
its glory to any Brad. Exactly
7:24
what did he promised to marry?
7:26
Yes, he said it. He said
7:28
he only have a direct threat,
7:30
a position. I
7:33
know just as you feel. Like
7:36
a way to yell Hyacinth he's getting ready
7:38
for the sale. Guess she's humming and singing
7:40
She is, she's trying on hats. Does it
7:42
look like a mingling with the her stock
7:44
Chrissy handsets. She wants an aristocratic cat and
7:46
a love sort of a wobble if she
7:48
does the she twirls yeah in front of
7:51
Richard nor interestingly we coastal his name it's
7:53
house and they are also heading out somewhere.
7:55
although at this stage we don't know where.
7:57
Yes and I again I like this is
7:59
it. The mirroring that hyphens is looking
8:01
in in their hands. And then we got
8:03
to lives and leases. Or Heat and Air
8:06
Her hands. Yeah, try to. Maybe So maybe
8:08
they're slightly similar. Yes, kind of hyacinth. I'm
8:10
Richard They leave in the reza. Yes,
8:13
and high Since is kind of looking
8:15
at herself in the mirror and wondering
8:17
whether she might be mistaken for an
8:19
aristocrat. And as she comes out of
8:22
the founder of when Am I Love
8:24
her suppose that she does s it's
8:26
and sort of kiwi to ask when
8:28
she emerges. it's lovely, very nice. And
8:31
it's it's nice. Wealth I
8:33
say it's nice There was something that jarred to
8:35
me. That Richard says
8:37
that high since spends Lankan
8:39
aristocrats. Now I don't
8:42
know how familiar you are with the aristocracy,
8:44
but they don't Might spend an editor than
8:46
not very spending. Not and I thought you
8:48
know aristocrat, don't really spend people with old
8:50
money. You don't spend a lot. know it's
8:52
only the new their reach that yes they
8:54
will have. There is one exception for when
8:57
they spend if it's on a horse. Okay,
8:59
the stables would always be meticulous and
9:01
they'll spend whatever money needed to look
9:04
after the horse. Yeah, but the house.
9:07
And the car. Very. Often they aren't
9:09
quite old. Constant? Yeah. crackdown, whole
9:11
thing. Yeah. Old carpets. Threadbare carpets?
9:13
Yes. knows. It's very common for
9:16
everything to be. Immaculate.
9:23
My very. They
9:26
gotta which category we've all in. Turkey
9:28
is a Onslow and days here discussing
9:31
Mrs. Braddock again as just a brief
9:33
moment I think just to keep her
9:35
in our awareness as we watch this
9:37
highest the rich meme are all now
9:40
lost. Richards in an argumentative mood because
9:42
he made a very off hand comment
9:44
about her head yeah have you noticed
9:46
when Richard says he's lost the sound
9:49
is not sink to the vision? Oh
9:51
no and he says were lost. And.
9:53
Then about two seconds later you see his
9:56
lips mouth we lost. Is this a shot?
9:58
Such a friend. The call. Riding the
10:00
all at All and Richard says
10:02
we're lost. A bet his
10:04
lips don't move it comes out yeah.
10:06
Watching I didn't notice is okay for
10:08
nurses. several times are forced to look
10:11
can irritate me. Now I'm afraid South
10:13
ruined it for even Onslow and Daisy
10:15
eating bacon sandwiches. or don't like the
10:17
way that eaten at Bacon Sandwich You
10:19
know why. Why. Not. Toasted bread.
10:22
Oh would you do a toasted when you
10:24
have a bacon sandwich? How do you like
10:26
it? You don't
10:28
have taken damage by calling the anything
10:30
worth watch. Sorry. What? You mean.
10:33
I just all that bread. Look.
10:36
Out. And. There's one thing wet
10:39
that sounds awful when you said like that,
10:41
but I just like a bit of Moises
10:43
to seem so dry. Oh, No
10:45
and on treasure question always you sort of
10:47
bacon sandwiches for whole thing. Yeah, I just
10:49
kept thinking know I can we have a
10:52
bacon sandwich every Wednesday at work. Oh.
10:54
Yeah, Produce a list goes to
10:56
a special luxury establishment. Pick up
10:59
a Bacon fat? Well yeah. every
11:01
Wednesday. Not helping the
11:03
fat back now no longer.
11:06
Smoked. On smoked bacon Smoked Okay, don't
11:08
like smoked bacon. know it's always got to
11:10
be If you're gonna have it in a
11:12
sandwich. can be toasted bread. And
11:14
on I don't like the fact that they just
11:16
use white more. I'm still a they are Yes
11:18
yeah I can't believe you don't like a bacon
11:21
sandwich on some odd know but I do. What
11:23
I do like there is the look on data
11:25
states as she eats. Loving
11:29
They're worried Palm Well, I
11:31
say they're worried. They more
11:33
worried about Daddy, who's worried
11:35
because Mrs. Braddock might be
11:37
outside. Yes, and she believes.
11:40
She. Just bite. Yes, we quickly learn that
11:42
this is is clearly a woman to be
11:45
feared and but not quite sure why as
11:47
apart from the fact that she provides, we
11:49
soon find out though we do. Meanwhile, Hyacinth
11:51
is Matt Breeding I am. We know from
11:54
the Kiwi two episodes that she's not a
11:56
very good met read. I don't know why
11:58
Richards has let her. Read that
12:00
manpower to same the as of marriage
12:02
yes I may have. I'm of the
12:04
have it is gonna call lab amid
12:06
as they driving they pulse laser name
12:08
it coming the other way. And
12:11
that's when they both say I didn't
12:13
like high since hat I didn't like
12:15
Elizabeth's hat know it's nice. Again, it's
12:17
good mirroring thank heavens again the other
12:20
way. Didn't
12:27
like Elizabeth. Slow
12:29
and daisy. We. Cross back
12:31
to them and Onslow is sent out
12:33
of the house to gonna have a
12:36
search for Mrs Braddock and Daisy gets
12:38
so some killing. Undies.
12:40
Worried that have been owns a massive
12:42
go over the top. And.
12:44
South giving a hug and kiss. Spur
12:47
M mean it says. Shows.
12:49
He loves him. We know that he
12:51
has some. We also know that this
12:53
is Brett. It bites. She does and
12:55
eventually. She. Knocked
12:58
on so falls in the bush Nice
13:00
as and again. Continuing this series. Five:
13:02
How can we just sort of take
13:04
the jokes and do them differently? And.
13:07
Or. Extend them. It's nice she's kind
13:09
of balked at him. Like.
13:11
A rabid animal in the back of
13:14
the call Bs And it's It's very
13:16
clear that she's scared. The dole both.
13:19
Give. The dogs done a runner the ones I
13:21
students to look for the dog. And
13:23
astounding here girl. they'll go. I don't
13:25
know if at this point we have
13:27
ever realized that the six of the
13:29
dog at this point she's just go
13:31
go go Oceania and and then on.
13:33
So turns around and Mrs. Braddock is
13:35
somehow come out the car and assuming
13:37
they're looking guys. I'm here long. As.
13:43
I said the wretched is still lost
13:45
lives in am at me while pulling
13:48
to a stately home. And it's that
13:50
moment that we realize they are also
13:52
heading to. The Sale. The Country sales.
13:55
Have you ever been drug? country? satellite?
13:57
I'm no. No, I haven't either. No,
14:00
it does. Nice damn guess
14:02
Luxury executive? Yeah on a
14:04
to. That. All. Artifacts.
14:06
For your property of Ray Donovan a nice
14:09
will do from I have read and and
14:11
operate know and yeah one of the and
14:13
on a jury door for my niece know
14:15
know any more there is a line area
14:17
never his yes assess assess the that I've
14:19
never had a good idea. On
14:22
slow and and rose we cross back to
14:24
them there's a funny banging on the tv
14:27
moment of you notice were days he asks
14:29
what channel he wants it on a she
14:31
out of pennies on the top and then
14:33
on the side because that's for Bbc to
14:35
I think. Be yeah I'll I like the
14:38
i thought that was very funny and daisy
14:40
Dunks had ship to him or chip chance
14:42
of dunks in the t me. Yes,
14:45
Disgusting! The dog is on arms legs
14:47
because of the the dogs Got nowhere
14:49
to live now Mrs Brand X living
14:51
in his in her car and not
14:54
it's not my subtle going back to
14:56
when his name is arrive at the
14:58
house. Top. Of the house. Of
15:00
sail up to dump. Where is it what you think
15:02
it is? Bomb. Is
15:05
it Northamptonshire? He sees it
15:07
is competent wine. It's. Which.
15:10
Is near up a tie. So and actually
15:12
I know ever good at work colleague that
15:14
lives in that past the world. Oh yes
15:16
so I shall now go with it. It's
15:18
when I go visit my colleague. I didn't
15:20
realize it was literally five minutes way our
15:22
lovely and it was built says Edmund competent.
15:25
And it's now the seat of the Marquess
15:27
of North Hampton that actually have to the
15:30
the Marquesas of Northampton. There's Castle Ashby move
15:32
which is the commercial and that she didn't
15:34
live. panicked that have made that a tourist
15:36
attraction and where they actually live. Is.
15:38
Comes once when I never have a we
15:41
go for looks a beautiful prop say yes
15:43
I do using the admission that Donaghy setting
15:45
himself up for a for I was lovely.
15:47
Have a day without Hodgson and we all
15:49
know what's coming via we're all in on
15:52
it. they're not yet I will say like
15:54
the thanks that is of is a parking
15:56
sign. This. Is Lexi
15:58
down the side of Compton one and
16:01
you can fit one call And that's
16:03
where the park as well as an
16:05
Init Paul Pampered park anywhere else. The
16:07
rest of them are out the front,
16:09
but I guess you've got to have
16:11
the car somewhere else. Yes, because then
16:13
Hyacinth doesn't notice it. quite are they
16:15
do finally arrive since I'm Richard. Oh
16:18
yes, I. Do like
16:20
the house she says I'm and
16:23
highs in. Still thinks that people
16:25
will miss day care for an
16:27
aristocrat who. She
16:29
asks some advice as they
16:31
arrive on where the sale
16:33
is. And. Accidentally finds herself
16:36
asking Molo would guess you didn't
16:38
realize it's it's the the Lord
16:40
of the Manor. Until
16:42
the butler comes out yes and calls
16:45
him minutes your lordship and then says
16:47
her leadership would like a well as
16:49
Pakistan which is very much that of.
16:52
As I say this. Am.
16:55
It's the it's the terminal to you'd use if
16:58
you were of. In.
17:00
If you employed by an old lady
17:02
a guy, it's not sort of what
17:05
you would call them on a sexual
17:07
or or employments. If
17:09
that's even a thing, might muddled.
17:12
Yeah. Okay, What? Would you
17:14
call them a few? Were you know? Well,
17:16
it does depend on what. We don't know
17:18
this person's title so we don't know which
17:21
a rank of the peerage he is there.
17:23
He might be a sir. Well, that's not
17:25
the peerage are that's just. An
17:27
organized so he would be lord something or
17:29
not. Yeah one of the one of those
17:31
are questions I get asked a lot my
17:34
friends is oh how do you address a
17:36
lot. It's was only ms it.
17:39
Would. It yes not necessarily because you
17:41
can have different types of loans. So
17:43
d a duke which is highest rank
17:45
is not a law that usually right
17:47
he is am. The Duke of
17:49
Devon shop for example referred to as
17:51
your Grace or Duke and then after
17:54
that you then have marquess which is
17:56
the marks of know Hampton and that
17:58
would be Lords. Hampton am
18:00
a you put in the first name
18:03
so everyone with instagram to get land
18:05
this might be quite boring and in
18:07
educate land everyone gets very animated. When.
18:10
Let's say Lord sugar. Famous.
18:12
Nord the people now on from
18:14
the Princes used to be Sir
18:16
Alan Sugar will appear on television
18:18
and the corruption. the name strap
18:20
will say Lord Alan Sugar or
18:22
that's is where he is not
18:24
Lord Alan Sugar. Lord first name,
18:26
last name is how you style
18:29
the youngest son of various ranks
18:31
of the peerage. While you shouldn't,
18:33
she just say.sugar or Alan. Calmer
18:35
Lord Sugar cause you know I'm
18:37
a lot. I
18:39
do so I'm allegedly I know
18:42
it's not supposed to know even
18:44
well. So I'm a lot because
18:47
one of my radio listeners some
18:49
years ago bought me a a
18:51
small amount of land in Scotland.
18:54
It's square foot. And
18:56
apparently because I own a square
18:58
foot of land in Scotland I
19:00
am ah, Lord Jonathan Than Smith
19:02
of Going Co will you would
19:04
be law And it's. But
19:08
that's almost. I
19:10
know how should be addressing. They
19:16
were why you poo pooing my title. I.
19:18
Think technically. Can I
19:20
jump in his your lead? I am
19:22
on a hidden Scott. That's true, I'm
19:24
a yet and I think you'll find
19:26
primary that four hundred different other people
19:28
have claim on that square footage of
19:30
land. Sorry. Are
19:33
you suggesting the i Don't So leone that one
19:35
square foot And what the hell? they might be
19:37
a scam. You. Are joke you
19:39
could investigated for consumer how I was going
19:41
to build something on it. Or
19:44
a house for an Emt. On the people
19:46
should mistake me for someone at Us Diplomatic.
19:48
I don't want you telling them I'm not.
19:53
As high as elderly good man
19:55
has to let them to see
19:57
that hyacinth is. Ah therein the.
20:00
The sale on high as it is looking.
20:02
For gains breeze blew a boy which is
20:04
a real painting. You. Looked it up,
20:07
did yes it's not. You're not going to sort of
20:09
find it at come to mind. But
20:11
it's a very nice I'm saying if you like. A.
20:14
Blue Boy When the gentleman says that some
20:16
they don't have gains for his blue brought
20:18
boy she then says well have you
20:20
got something with a nice basket of flowers
20:23
and be something by Ms patients for the
20:25
superstitious assist or we have made up or
20:27
something from fan cough. You
20:30
could smell the flowers. Him
20:34
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sale and we're in now
23:02
the auction chamber I can't
23:04
workouts. Weather. Was
23:06
is a sets and more sees comes
23:08
in wine. It's. I think
23:10
the corridors real. Yeah. But.
23:13
I think the auction chambers a
23:15
sense county is my guns but
23:17
I'm going to try and visit
23:19
Comfort. There's a brief moment before
23:21
the auction stance day when listen
23:24
a me too busy looking at
23:26
some staff and they here cause
23:28
it's unmistakable voice and lays in
23:30
her usual style. Drops the
23:32
silver carp that she's holding at the
23:34
time. thankfully m it catches it gets.
23:37
So that's when we find out that
23:39
they've realized Hyacinth and Richard all day
23:41
because they then disappear for while that
23:44
they they story like nice not to
23:46
be seen. The bidding starts and highest
23:48
since he's desperate to start bidding for
23:50
things to doesn't really understand how. Auctions
23:53
work and actually you don't want to
23:56
pay the highest price something know at
23:58
Rich and tells her to sit on
24:00
my hands. Yeah sit on your hands
24:03
and then this is slightly aunt musical
24:05
sequence. That. Maybe fills the listen
24:07
to place and also earlier when listen Amos
24:09
arrived. There was a little musical flourish known.
24:11
serious one. We got quite a few musical
24:14
flourishes it could be male my keyboard and
24:16
could. You do that to
24:18
jump. Off.
24:22
But then yes there's this is of
24:24
sort of has since to hand up
24:26
and Richard trying to pull it down.
24:28
And then we get lot one Forty
24:30
which is this lovely ornamental scream Deaths
24:32
and. As. The screen is
24:34
moved. listen, I'm it Will hiding
24:37
behind it. And
24:39
sat behind this. again. she's an optimist.
24:43
And she's not. What are they doing
24:45
hiding behind the factory? A behind the
24:47
screen. Finally after a lot of some
24:49
false starts with the beatings, the whole
24:51
high since an item comes up that
24:53
Richard is happy for her to beat
24:55
on. Six bottles of
24:57
the Dowager Lady as soon as
25:00
homemade gooseberry wine. Yes,
25:02
And clearly Lady Es Una was.
25:04
An expert in the production. Of
25:07
country one. Hyacinth beds
25:09
and she wins it for ten pounds.
25:11
Guess. And she's there that clutching the
25:13
wine as they leave com to mine.
25:15
It's and his lordship appears again of
25:17
course, It. Is she knows exactly
25:19
who he is now and he goes a
25:22
little bit less lethal. It l I L
25:24
l. L
25:26
base affected Are you bought some
25:29
of our mum Zero Dawn of
25:31
my ex he says and and
25:33
then they and for I see
25:35
very affable is degrees Yes. Will
25:37
crack open a bottle? yes but
25:39
I think it's because. I
25:41
think he's got the hots for ah ha
25:44
since. Oh, because. Randy. Members
25:46
have been a strong stable gentry ways
25:48
to buy love hyacinth because she says
25:50
why don't we got have a drink.
25:52
And. She says and yell it's gonna have
25:54
some of my mom's is dawn and and I
25:56
in I go and then he kind of shuts
25:59
the door and. Richard he was
26:01
standing by to cry if
26:03
if if this is tried
26:05
to get in there with
26:07
the bottles yeah I'm sure.
26:09
Lord shifts and suddenly. You give
26:11
me the pleasure of entertain you atlanta
26:13
my candle as slippers. On.
26:18
This is what it's all. been
26:20
worth it for years. Cut to
26:22
the door, reopens, higher seed comes
26:24
out and she's absolutely trolleys and
26:26
we have a thing as I
26:29
old have a definite threat or
26:31
the Homes of England abuse to
26:33
full list and lovely And she's
26:35
so funny drunk she is so
26:37
funny trucks and the thing is
26:39
so I discussed alcohol on my
26:42
radio programs Day oh did you?
26:44
yes, haven't heard it's Day and
26:46
Jam we were target alcohol. And
26:48
I was soon as being very honest
26:50
about the fat the I do I
26:53
enjoy being squishy to you on our.
26:55
And pick up on. You
27:02
hide it. Wealth. But a number
27:04
of people contacting my program to
27:06
say you know I've never been
27:08
drunk. Oh. Never been drunk.
27:10
Why would I want to? And
27:13
I think this moment when high since appears from
27:15
the door. And I'm
27:17
gonna. I'm gonna put it as it is: she's
27:19
pissed as part. Of
27:22
it is but that's
27:24
surely is the absolute
27:27
example. Of.
27:29
How funny it can be to be drunk
27:31
only if you're a funk. Yep, oh you
27:33
gotta be. Some people are violent, own has
27:35
some people are needy or has it does
27:37
get a bit violent doesn't She doesn't have
27:39
a switch it said Now it is very
27:42
funny but she's clearly she'd be neck in
27:44
the oh down to lady as soon as
27:46
homemakers rewind as yes in fact she called
27:48
it the dowager Lady us as home goos
27:50
Wade very mine. I
27:53
love to fade as rich as trying
27:55
to get her in the Rover. and
27:57
she's very drunk. And is trying to put the city.
28:01
I. Handed her as she she accuses either
28:03
side to tie her up. I mean
28:05
says his momentum where he then cut
28:07
of their seat collapses that he falls
28:09
in the back of the car is
28:11
his leg is so funny and then
28:14
there's all the driving the car or
28:16
hyacinths to signs that she wants to
28:18
take a gift daddy, the evidence of
28:20
a see that Richard his think tank
28:22
think that's a good idea. The stamps
28:24
she wants to take a bottle of
28:26
the Dowager Lady as soon as go
28:28
made was very high end. Up.
28:34
Having for seven months drunk you've ever
28:37
been for the most strong time ever
28:39
been. I think it was as if
28:41
we let me. Close.
28:43
Yes! Second thing a while and it
28:45
was that we wanted to lose the
28:48
ability to talk. Yet
28:51
facets where. But that wasn't my second
28:53
time during class I'm in. So how
28:55
were you? literally? I mean, it's oversight.
28:57
You're in a trance. Yeah, me. Had
28:59
old me a very big bread basket
29:01
it is. Yes. I.
29:03
Think it was probably more recently
29:06
during what sort of kv times
29:08
when you could socialize outdoors. My
29:11
friend Ella. Invited me of
29:13
at what Mary Poppins on a rooftop
29:15
terrace that hosts Project. And
29:17
her husband just very good mixologist
29:20
and he did Mary Poppins mine
29:22
cocktails. And I
29:24
got home my he'd be working under couldn't
29:26
resist good you know and I got him
29:28
am I can get by the stuff. I
29:34
did. I did not use the bucket. Or
29:37
bouquet. but. That was
29:39
the room was absolutely terrible thing terrible and
29:41
that is that the it. That's when you've
29:43
gone too far guess and I've had in
29:46
my younger not now I don't die in
29:48
our on. Thankfully I managed to get a
29:50
grip of how much I can drink which
29:52
is a lot which is quite a lot.
29:55
but I'm. A my younger years
29:57
I used to get very drunk. I'm
29:59
an eye. So had my stomach
30:01
pumped for know six sort sausage.
30:03
I had to be rescued by
30:05
lifeguard in south of France at
30:07
the campus holidays welcome barbecue when.
30:22
You assholes. I was
30:24
thirteen. And I
30:26
I was so drunk on the
30:29
welcome punch that I jumped in
30:31
the swimming pool with success. Or
30:44
is so drug. I'd completely forgotten
30:47
how to swim, but. Not
30:51
have another crime F L please
30:53
don't fit should be listened to
30:55
lead to death and her I
30:58
sent. Out
31:09
by this like. What's
31:11
what's she does? Staffers: the I
31:14
was okay just very drunk and
31:16
very were hit. I assured him
31:18
I would be okay. Funny my
31:20
way back. How
31:22
blaze. Every ten Look recession.
31:33
For tried to find a novice unzipping
31:35
everyone's. Wow.
31:45
How did your parents? three? Oh
31:48
they was so horrified. Did
31:50
you jump in the pool in front of them? No.
31:53
Idea I was. So it was. It
31:55
was a welcome barbecue at the South
31:57
France holiday, and my parents didn't. Your
32:00
life punch I was helping myself to was
32:02
highly alcoholic so i as soon as i
32:04
realized because i was thing are missing as
32:06
in shoveling had down and I got your
32:09
book I knew I was so drunk the
32:11
I had to get away from them because
32:13
they would twig so i kind of made
32:15
excuses and I was going for a walk
32:17
and just threw myself in the swimming pool.
32:19
the. Lucky
32:22
there was a lot to bust out.
32:24
Totally only been so many mrs I
32:27
fell out of a moving car. House.
32:30
Oh. I would have been about ah I
32:32
think I was pretty about seventeen then under
32:35
a friend of mine took me to the
32:37
pub. And. He was tried and so
32:39
he wasn't drinking anything so I drank to the
32:41
two of us and then as we got to
32:43
amp at that bar fourth passing on this pub
32:45
crawl I'm so excited to get into the ball
32:47
the I kind of open the door as the
32:49
car was still movie out take a pussy pass
32:51
off me to he lots me out of the.
33:01
Smell alone. I don't
33:04
Silliman. Last. I
33:07
heard so oh rather not
33:10
know alcoholic proper know but
33:12
I would always say drink
33:14
responsibly. Suited.
33:24
Paypal. listen to that stage what I
33:26
I I hope so and I was
33:28
is nice. Going back to onslow days
33:31
is when they arrive at some at
33:33
the has his of the house so
33:35
drunk she has dutch courage and she
33:37
thinks. That. She will be able
33:39
to tackle the dog is. He
33:43
has had a moment before they
33:45
were she can't remember where they
33:47
live. Cells, wholesalers, set. Of
33:50
that some laugh. So
33:53
they get to the car and she's decided
33:55
she's gonna scare the dog. Yeah, so she
33:58
kind of sticks. I hated through the. There
34:00
goes out. What. Mrs.
34:03
Brother and his brother Ben was
34:05
back and has a genuine he
34:07
falls in the English yes and
34:09
then she after she's corrected herself,
34:12
manages to get back up on
34:14
her feet. She. Staggered towards
34:16
the front door and says i
34:18
do hope you're all join me
34:20
for bottle of the Doubt you
34:23
lady as soon as homo goods
34:25
brunette and then collapses into. Selling.
34:27
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34:30
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34:32
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