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S05 E06: Country Estate Sale

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of his patients For timber. Hello

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and welcome to another series five

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episode of Keeping Up Appearances: The

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Luxury Port Cause this is the

1:47

companion podcast for exploring the world

1:49

of hyacinth bouquet in the hit

1:51

Bbc that com Keeping Up Appearances:

1:53

my name's Jonathan Vernon's rape and

1:56

with me ready to secure me

1:58

against intruders is William. Hello

2:00

Jonathan and I hear for the final

2:02

say or as the cold as you

2:05

know by now we absolutely have Hyacinth

2:07

and her world in keeping up with

2:09

him. In each episode of this is

2:11

actually podcast William I will take you

2:13

through an episode of the Bbc Sit

2:15

com delving deep into the world, the

2:18

bouquets and today is the six episode

2:20

of the series Country Estate Sale. Do

2:22

tax through the synopsis Least really Hyacinth

2:24

makes of reluctant rich and take her

2:26

to a country house auction when she's

2:28

foolishly bids to some wine. This

2:31

is after Richard has prevented her

2:33

from enthusiastically bidding for other items

2:35

what she knows how to them

2:37

and when she was partly because

2:39

of the aristocratic associations. They. Meet

2:42

up with his lordship afterwards and the

2:44

wine proves to be quite strong. The

2:48

Is. It so

2:50

good for the end. You have to hold

2:52

on for the end. You do. It's.

2:54

A lovely. Better than

2:57

Skis? Yes, Yes, definitely better

2:59

than Skis. We begin in

3:01

Wayne am in bed again,

3:03

just Richard can't sleep, is

3:05

exceptionally worried about the sale

3:07

and it's nice. Normally we

3:09

see Hyacinth wake up. Wearing.

3:12

It may be a mobile phone isn't

3:14

challenge in a future episode. If she's

3:16

got the right word for Waterside, suppose.

3:20

But. Innocent since it's Richard. Just nice

3:22

to have any other way around in

3:24

your relationship and who waits one another

3:26

up to half awake my chiappe or

3:29

vice versa More because I'm worried about.

3:32

Oh no Oh no oh no. You ever say

3:34

things like as a bed and how would that

3:36

go down. It

3:41

wouldn't go down very know I can. I

3:43

just mikey take sleep very seriously because it

3:46

is a she's quite good that she is

3:48

that same waking her Ah yes to say

3:50

how on how Q what kind of worried

3:52

he is about this impending sale? Yeah but

3:54

maybe as is you get older and later

3:57

in life in you don't sleep as much

3:59

he becomes. Concerns. What's

4:02

it like for you? Because

4:10

I think is an age thing. As my

4:12

parents, my mother doesn't sleep. Her.

4:15

Coworkers particles to daily over. A

4:21

lot. Ah,

4:28

Oh I can't take raj more of this abuse.

4:32

His sorry you're so your mother my

4:34

mother doesn't sleep for Ottaway thank to

4:36

sleep all right if I'm saying with

4:38

them or on holiday know didn't sleep

4:40

one It doesn't got lost on my

4:42

loss on her mind. Ah atla Can't

4:44

lie while it's just should worry but

4:46

as you describe everything from my mother's

4:48

of worry I worry been quite to

4:50

that level with I think I am

4:52

becoming bit more like I highly strung.

4:56

Up with but if I won't Mon Ami, I'm

4:59

wait mikey up sometimes if I have a mouse

5:01

stream. Whole one of your infamous

5:03

mouse vs. Zeus essence the hypnotherapy they have

5:05

become almost nil Any my do have one.

5:07

I sort of just for a nice to

5:09

get out of bed. Rather, Than.

5:12

Screen. And you when you get

5:14

out of bed, what you do gun sex with

5:17

the property Fat Mice? No, no no because I

5:19

was going to run away. In.

5:21

Fact: when we were in Paris if he weeks ago

5:23

now. I. We were sitting having lovely

5:25

dinner. And I was on.

5:27

Been cats on the edge of the

5:29

restaurants. Who

5:32

don't know if a bone cats? What

5:34

would you call it is? There

5:38

so sorry your they are on a bomb catch

5:40

when you're my came down to the rest the

5:42

rest on he was actually very irritating. couple of

5:44

sort of L a women are talking very loudly.

5:47

in fact one of them said at one point

5:49

he's. Just so annoying. He makes me want

5:51

to save my head. Off

5:54

I'm not talking about this. And

5:58

then all of a sudden I know. A

6:00

person who was not want to save

6:02

a head, just look. Down.

6:05

And. Then look up. going. Yeah. I

6:08

nod and thing. I

6:10

didn't want the technical phrases sipping provide

6:12

of mice and rats. I.

6:15

Know that look. And I look

6:17

to them and and they look to me and I went. Can I

6:19

just ask? Is. There are and then

6:21

he added the mouth. Or. That

6:23

was me gone. And and I had. or I

6:25

ran into the kitchen. Oh Willie and then

6:27

all the staff eventually settle. Clocks are. There was a

6:29

diner in the kitchen. He.

6:32

Went into the kitchen able restaurant into it

6:34

was it around the corner of good this

6:37

site and it was a different room but

6:39

I got really sure about this feeling. Know

6:41

what you think is gonna do to run

6:43

that my leg through an umbrella? Your leg

6:45

can't get up there with your car. The

6:53

Sky room and where I got a

6:56

free glasses house rats ass I don't

6:58

like as way of protecting you against

7:00

the buys. Years

7:06

effects on seven days. They are

7:08

also embed. Yes, and Rose comes

7:10

in. There's more banging going on.

7:13

Gaf Daddy's promised to marry someone.

7:15

Mrs. Braddock. Macys Braddock. We find

7:17

out more about her. Little later

7:19

was a clunky name threat to

7:21

its glory to any Brad. Exactly

7:24

what did he promised to marry?

7:26

Yes, he said it. He said

7:28

he only have a direct threat,

7:30

a position. I

7:33

know just as you feel. Like

7:36

a way to yell Hyacinth he's getting ready

7:38

for the sale. Guess she's humming and singing

7:40

She is, she's trying on hats. Does it

7:42

look like a mingling with the her stock

7:44

Chrissy handsets. She wants an aristocratic cat and

7:46

a love sort of a wobble if she

7:48

does the she twirls yeah in front of

7:51

Richard nor interestingly we coastal his name it's

7:53

house and they are also heading out somewhere.

7:55

although at this stage we don't know where.

7:57

Yes and I again I like this is

7:59

it. The mirroring that hyphens is looking

8:01

in in their hands. And then we got

8:03

to lives and leases. Or Heat and Air

8:06

Her hands. Yeah, try to. Maybe So maybe

8:08

they're slightly similar. Yes, kind of hyacinth. I'm

8:10

Richard They leave in the reza. Yes,

8:13

and high Since is kind of looking

8:15

at herself in the mirror and wondering

8:17

whether she might be mistaken for an

8:19

aristocrat. And as she comes out of

8:22

the founder of when Am I Love

8:24

her suppose that she does s it's

8:26

and sort of kiwi to ask when

8:28

she emerges. it's lovely, very nice. And

8:31

it's it's nice. Wealth I

8:33

say it's nice There was something that jarred to

8:35

me. That Richard says

8:37

that high since spends Lankan

8:39

aristocrats. Now I don't

8:42

know how familiar you are with the aristocracy,

8:44

but they don't Might spend an editor than

8:46

not very spending. Not and I thought you

8:48

know aristocrat, don't really spend people with old

8:50

money. You don't spend a lot. know it's

8:52

only the new their reach that yes they

8:54

will have. There is one exception for when

8:57

they spend if it's on a horse. Okay,

8:59

the stables would always be meticulous and

9:01

they'll spend whatever money needed to look

9:04

after the horse. Yeah, but the house.

9:07

And the car. Very. Often they aren't

9:09

quite old. Constant? Yeah. crackdown, whole

9:11

thing. Yeah. Old carpets. Threadbare carpets?

9:13

Yes. knows. It's very common for

9:16

everything to be. Immaculate.

9:23

My very. They

9:26

gotta which category we've all in. Turkey

9:28

is a Onslow and days here discussing

9:31

Mrs. Braddock again as just a brief

9:33

moment I think just to keep her

9:35

in our awareness as we watch this

9:37

highest the rich meme are all now

9:40

lost. Richards in an argumentative mood because

9:42

he made a very off hand comment

9:44

about her head yeah have you noticed

9:46

when Richard says he's lost the sound

9:49

is not sink to the vision? Oh

9:51

no and he says were lost. And.

9:53

Then about two seconds later you see his

9:56

lips mouth we lost. Is this a shot?

9:58

Such a friend. The call. Riding the

10:00

all at All and Richard says

10:02

we're lost. A bet his

10:04

lips don't move it comes out yeah.

10:06

Watching I didn't notice is okay for

10:08

nurses. several times are forced to look

10:11

can irritate me. Now I'm afraid South

10:13

ruined it for even Onslow and Daisy

10:15

eating bacon sandwiches. or don't like the

10:17

way that eaten at Bacon Sandwich You

10:19

know why. Why. Not. Toasted bread.

10:22

Oh would you do a toasted when you

10:24

have a bacon sandwich? How do you like

10:26

it? You don't

10:28

have taken damage by calling the anything

10:30

worth watch. Sorry. What? You mean.

10:33

I just all that bread. Look.

10:36

Out. And. There's one thing wet

10:39

that sounds awful when you said like that,

10:41

but I just like a bit of Moises

10:43

to seem so dry. Oh, No

10:45

and on treasure question always you sort of

10:47

bacon sandwiches for whole thing. Yeah, I just

10:49

kept thinking know I can we have a

10:52

bacon sandwich every Wednesday at work. Oh.

10:54

Yeah, Produce a list goes to

10:56

a special luxury establishment. Pick up

10:59

a Bacon fat? Well yeah. every

11:01

Wednesday. Not helping the

11:03

fat back now no longer.

11:06

Smoked. On smoked bacon Smoked Okay, don't

11:08

like smoked bacon. know it's always got to

11:10

be If you're gonna have it in a

11:12

sandwich. can be toasted bread. And

11:14

on I don't like the fact that they just

11:16

use white more. I'm still a they are Yes

11:18

yeah I can't believe you don't like a bacon

11:21

sandwich on some odd know but I do. What

11:23

I do like there is the look on data

11:25

states as she eats. Loving

11:29

They're worried Palm Well, I

11:31

say they're worried. They more

11:33

worried about Daddy, who's worried

11:35

because Mrs. Braddock might be

11:37

outside. Yes, and she believes.

11:40

She. Just bite. Yes, we quickly learn that

11:42

this is is clearly a woman to be

11:45

feared and but not quite sure why as

11:47

apart from the fact that she provides, we

11:49

soon find out though we do. Meanwhile, Hyacinth

11:51

is Matt Breeding I am. We know from

11:54

the Kiwi two episodes that she's not a

11:56

very good met read. I don't know why

11:58

Richards has let her. Read that

12:00

manpower to same the as of marriage

12:02

yes I may have. I'm of the

12:04

have it is gonna call lab amid

12:06

as they driving they pulse laser name

12:08

it coming the other way. And

12:11

that's when they both say I didn't

12:13

like high since hat I didn't like

12:15

Elizabeth's hat know it's nice. Again, it's

12:17

good mirroring thank heavens again the other

12:20

way. Didn't

12:27

like Elizabeth. Slow

12:29

and daisy. We. Cross back

12:31

to them and Onslow is sent out

12:33

of the house to gonna have a

12:36

search for Mrs Braddock and Daisy gets

12:38

so some killing. Undies.

12:40

Worried that have been owns a massive

12:42

go over the top. And.

12:44

South giving a hug and kiss. Spur

12:47

M mean it says. Shows.

12:49

He loves him. We know that he

12:51

has some. We also know that this

12:53

is Brett. It bites. She does and

12:55

eventually. She. Knocked

12:58

on so falls in the bush Nice

13:00

as and again. Continuing this series. Five:

13:02

How can we just sort of take

13:04

the jokes and do them differently? And.

13:07

Or. Extend them. It's nice she's kind

13:09

of balked at him. Like.

13:11

A rabid animal in the back of

13:14

the call Bs And it's It's very

13:16

clear that she's scared. The dole both.

13:19

Give. The dogs done a runner the ones I

13:21

students to look for the dog. And

13:23

astounding here girl. they'll go. I don't

13:25

know if at this point we have

13:27

ever realized that the six of the

13:29

dog at this point she's just go

13:31

go go Oceania and and then on.

13:33

So turns around and Mrs. Braddock is

13:35

somehow come out the car and assuming

13:37

they're looking guys. I'm here long. As.

13:43

I said the wretched is still lost

13:45

lives in am at me while pulling

13:48

to a stately home. And it's that

13:50

moment that we realize they are also

13:52

heading to. The Sale. The Country sales.

13:55

Have you ever been drug? country? satellite?

13:57

I'm no. No, I haven't either. No,

14:00

it does. Nice damn guess

14:02

Luxury executive? Yeah on a

14:04

to. That. All. Artifacts.

14:06

For your property of Ray Donovan a nice

14:09

will do from I have read and and

14:11

operate know and yeah one of the and

14:13

on a jury door for my niece know

14:15

know any more there is a line area

14:17

never his yes assess assess the that I've

14:19

never had a good idea. On

14:22

slow and and rose we cross back to

14:24

them there's a funny banging on the tv

14:27

moment of you notice were days he asks

14:29

what channel he wants it on a she

14:31

out of pennies on the top and then

14:33

on the side because that's for Bbc to

14:35

I think. Be yeah I'll I like the

14:38

i thought that was very funny and daisy

14:40

Dunks had ship to him or chip chance

14:42

of dunks in the t me. Yes,

14:45

Disgusting! The dog is on arms legs

14:47

because of the the dogs Got nowhere

14:49

to live now Mrs Brand X living

14:51

in his in her car and not

14:54

it's not my subtle going back to

14:56

when his name is arrive at the

14:58

house. Top. Of the house. Of

15:00

sail up to dump. Where is it what you think

15:02

it is? Bomb. Is

15:05

it Northamptonshire? He sees it

15:07

is competent wine. It's. Which.

15:10

Is near up a tie. So and actually

15:12

I know ever good at work colleague that

15:14

lives in that past the world. Oh yes

15:16

so I shall now go with it. It's

15:18

when I go visit my colleague. I didn't

15:20

realize it was literally five minutes way our

15:22

lovely and it was built says Edmund competent.

15:25

And it's now the seat of the Marquess

15:27

of North Hampton that actually have to the

15:30

the Marquesas of Northampton. There's Castle Ashby move

15:32

which is the commercial and that she didn't

15:34

live. panicked that have made that a tourist

15:36

attraction and where they actually live. Is.

15:38

Comes once when I never have a we

15:41

go for looks a beautiful prop say yes

15:43

I do using the admission that Donaghy setting

15:45

himself up for a for I was lovely.

15:47

Have a day without Hodgson and we all

15:49

know what's coming via we're all in on

15:52

it. they're not yet I will say like

15:54

the thanks that is of is a parking

15:56

sign. This. Is Lexi

15:58

down the side of Compton one and

16:01

you can fit one call And that's

16:03

where the park as well as an

16:05

Init Paul Pampered park anywhere else. The

16:07

rest of them are out the front,

16:09

but I guess you've got to have

16:11

the car somewhere else. Yes, because then

16:13

Hyacinth doesn't notice it. quite are they

16:15

do finally arrive since I'm Richard. Oh

16:18

yes, I. Do like

16:20

the house she says I'm and

16:23

highs in. Still thinks that people

16:25

will miss day care for an

16:27

aristocrat who. She

16:29

asks some advice as they

16:31

arrive on where the sale

16:33

is. And. Accidentally finds herself

16:36

asking Molo would guess you didn't

16:38

realize it's it's the the Lord

16:40

of the Manor. Until

16:42

the butler comes out yes and calls

16:45

him minutes your lordship and then says

16:47

her leadership would like a well as

16:49

Pakistan which is very much that of.

16:52

As I say this. Am.

16:55

It's the it's the terminal to you'd use if

16:58

you were of. In.

17:00

If you employed by an old lady

17:02

a guy, it's not sort of what

17:05

you would call them on a sexual

17:07

or or employments. If

17:09

that's even a thing, might muddled.

17:12

Yeah. Okay, What? Would you

17:14

call them a few? Were you know? Well,

17:16

it does depend on what. We don't know

17:18

this person's title so we don't know which

17:21

a rank of the peerage he is there.

17:23

He might be a sir. Well, that's not

17:25

the peerage are that's just. An

17:27

organized so he would be lord something or

17:29

not. Yeah one of the one of those

17:31

are questions I get asked a lot my

17:34

friends is oh how do you address a

17:36

lot. It's was only ms it.

17:39

Would. It yes not necessarily because you

17:41

can have different types of loans. So

17:43

d a duke which is highest rank

17:45

is not a law that usually right

17:47

he is am. The Duke of

17:49

Devon shop for example referred to as

17:51

your Grace or Duke and then after

17:54

that you then have marquess which is

17:56

the marks of know Hampton and that

17:58

would be Lords. Hampton am

18:00

a you put in the first name

18:03

so everyone with instagram to get land

18:05

this might be quite boring and in

18:07

educate land everyone gets very animated. When.

18:10

Let's say Lord sugar. Famous.

18:12

Nord the people now on from

18:14

the Princes used to be Sir

18:16

Alan Sugar will appear on television

18:18

and the corruption. the name strap

18:20

will say Lord Alan Sugar or

18:22

that's is where he is not

18:24

Lord Alan Sugar. Lord first name,

18:26

last name is how you style

18:29

the youngest son of various ranks

18:31

of the peerage. While you shouldn't,

18:33

she just say.sugar or Alan. Calmer

18:35

Lord Sugar cause you know I'm

18:37

a lot. I

18:39

do so I'm allegedly I know

18:42

it's not supposed to know even

18:44

well. So I'm a lot because

18:47

one of my radio listeners some

18:49

years ago bought me a a

18:51

small amount of land in Scotland.

18:54

It's square foot. And

18:56

apparently because I own a square

18:58

foot of land in Scotland I

19:00

am ah, Lord Jonathan Than Smith

19:02

of Going Co will you would

19:04

be law And it's. But

19:08

that's almost. I

19:10

know how should be addressing. They

19:16

were why you poo pooing my title. I.

19:18

Think technically. Can I

19:20

jump in his your lead? I am

19:22

on a hidden Scott. That's true, I'm

19:24

a yet and I think you'll find

19:26

primary that four hundred different other people

19:28

have claim on that square footage of

19:30

land. Sorry. Are

19:33

you suggesting the i Don't So leone that one

19:35

square foot And what the hell? they might be

19:37

a scam. You. Are joke you

19:39

could investigated for consumer how I was going

19:41

to build something on it. Or

19:44

a house for an Emt. On the people

19:46

should mistake me for someone at Us Diplomatic.

19:48

I don't want you telling them I'm not.

19:53

As high as elderly good man

19:55

has to let them to see

19:57

that hyacinth is. Ah therein the.

20:00

The sale on high as it is looking.

20:02

For gains breeze blew a boy which is

20:04

a real painting. You. Looked it up,

20:07

did yes it's not. You're not going to sort of

20:09

find it at come to mind. But

20:11

it's a very nice I'm saying if you like. A.

20:14

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the final series, country estate

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sale and we're in now

23:02

the auction chamber I can't

23:04

workouts. Weather. Was

23:06

is a sets and more sees comes

23:08

in wine. It's. I think

23:10

the corridors real. Yeah. But.

23:13

I think the auction chambers a

23:15

sense county is my guns but

23:17

I'm going to try and visit

23:19

Comfort. There's a brief moment before

23:21

the auction stance day when listen

23:24

a me too busy looking at

23:26

some staff and they here cause

23:28

it's unmistakable voice and lays in

23:30

her usual style. Drops the

23:32

silver carp that she's holding at the

23:34

time. thankfully m it catches it gets.

23:37

So that's when we find out that

23:39

they've realized Hyacinth and Richard all day

23:41

because they then disappear for while that

23:44

they they story like nice not to

23:46

be seen. The bidding starts and highest

23:48

since he's desperate to start bidding for

23:50

things to doesn't really understand how. Auctions

23:53

work and actually you don't want to

23:56

pay the highest price something know at

23:58

Rich and tells her to sit on

24:00

my hands. Yeah sit on your hands

24:03

and then this is slightly aunt musical

24:05

sequence. That. Maybe fills the listen

24:07

to place and also earlier when listen Amos

24:09

arrived. There was a little musical flourish known.

24:11

serious one. We got quite a few musical

24:14

flourishes it could be male my keyboard and

24:16

could. You do that to

24:18

jump. Off.

24:22

But then yes there's this is of

24:24

sort of has since to hand up

24:26

and Richard trying to pull it down.

24:28

And then we get lot one Forty

24:30

which is this lovely ornamental scream Deaths

24:32

and. As. The screen is

24:34

moved. listen, I'm it Will hiding

24:37

behind it. And

24:39

sat behind this. again. she's an optimist.

24:43

And she's not. What are they doing

24:45

hiding behind the factory? A behind the

24:47

screen. Finally after a lot of some

24:49

false starts with the beatings, the whole

24:51

high since an item comes up that

24:53

Richard is happy for her to beat

24:55

on. Six bottles of

24:57

the Dowager Lady as soon as

25:00

homemade gooseberry wine. Yes,

25:02

And clearly Lady Es Una was.

25:04

An expert in the production. Of

25:07

country one. Hyacinth beds

25:09

and she wins it for ten pounds.

25:11

Guess. And she's there that clutching the

25:13

wine as they leave com to mine.

25:15

It's and his lordship appears again of

25:17

course, It. Is she knows exactly

25:19

who he is now and he goes a

25:22

little bit less lethal. It l I L

25:24

l. L

25:26

base affected Are you bought some

25:29

of our mum Zero Dawn of

25:31

my ex he says and and

25:33

then they and for I see

25:35

very affable is degrees Yes. Will

25:37

crack open a bottle? yes but

25:39

I think it's because. I

25:41

think he's got the hots for ah ha

25:44

since. Oh, because. Randy. Members

25:46

have been a strong stable gentry ways

25:48

to buy love hyacinth because she says

25:50

why don't we got have a drink.

25:52

And. She says and yell it's gonna have

25:54

some of my mom's is dawn and and I

25:56

in I go and then he kind of shuts

25:59

the door and. Richard he was

26:01

standing by to cry if

26:03

if if this is tried

26:05

to get in there with

26:07

the bottles yeah I'm sure.

26:09

Lord shifts and suddenly. You give

26:11

me the pleasure of entertain you atlanta

26:13

my candle as slippers. On.

26:18

This is what it's all. been

26:20

worth it for years. Cut to

26:22

the door, reopens, higher seed comes

26:24

out and she's absolutely trolleys and

26:26

we have a thing as I

26:29

old have a definite threat or

26:31

the Homes of England abuse to

26:33

full list and lovely And she's

26:35

so funny drunk she is so

26:37

funny trucks and the thing is

26:39

so I discussed alcohol on my

26:42

radio programs Day oh did you?

26:44

yes, haven't heard it's Day and

26:46

Jam we were target alcohol. And

26:48

I was soon as being very honest

26:50

about the fat the I do I

26:53

enjoy being squishy to you on our.

26:55

And pick up on. You

27:02

hide it. Wealth. But a number

27:04

of people contacting my program to

27:06

say you know I've never been

27:08

drunk. Oh. Never been drunk.

27:10

Why would I want to? And

27:13

I think this moment when high since appears from

27:15

the door. And I'm

27:17

gonna. I'm gonna put it as it is: she's

27:19

pissed as part. Of

27:22

it is but that's

27:24

surely is the absolute

27:27

example. Of.

27:29

How funny it can be to be drunk

27:31

only if you're a funk. Yep, oh you

27:33

gotta be. Some people are violent, own has

27:35

some people are needy or has it does

27:37

get a bit violent doesn't She doesn't have

27:39

a switch it said Now it is very

27:42

funny but she's clearly she'd be neck in

27:44

the oh down to lady as soon as

27:46

homemakers rewind as yes in fact she called

27:48

it the dowager Lady us as home goos

27:50

Wade very mine. I

27:53

love to fade as rich as trying

27:55

to get her in the Rover. and

27:57

she's very drunk. And is trying to put the city.

28:01

I. Handed her as she she accuses either

28:03

side to tie her up. I mean

28:05

says his momentum where he then cut

28:07

of their seat collapses that he falls

28:09

in the back of the car is

28:11

his leg is so funny and then

28:14

there's all the driving the car or

28:16

hyacinths to signs that she wants to

28:18

take a gift daddy, the evidence of

28:20

a see that Richard his think tank

28:22

think that's a good idea. The stamps

28:24

she wants to take a bottle of

28:26

the Dowager Lady as soon as go

28:28

made was very high end. Up.

28:34

Having for seven months drunk you've ever

28:37

been for the most strong time ever

28:39

been. I think it was as if

28:41

we let me. Close.

28:43

Yes! Second thing a while and it

28:45

was that we wanted to lose the

28:48

ability to talk. Yet

28:51

facets where. But that wasn't my second

28:53

time during class I'm in. So how

28:55

were you? literally? I mean, it's oversight.

28:57

You're in a trance. Yeah, me. Had

28:59

old me a very big bread basket

29:01

it is. Yes. I.

29:03

Think it was probably more recently

29:06

during what sort of kv times

29:08

when you could socialize outdoors. My

29:11

friend Ella. Invited me of

29:13

at what Mary Poppins on a rooftop

29:15

terrace that hosts Project. And

29:17

her husband just very good mixologist

29:20

and he did Mary Poppins mine

29:22

cocktails. And I

29:24

got home my he'd be working under couldn't

29:26

resist good you know and I got him

29:28

am I can get by the stuff. I

29:34

did. I did not use the bucket. Or

29:37

bouquet. but. That was

29:39

the room was absolutely terrible thing terrible and

29:41

that is that the it. That's when you've

29:43

gone too far guess and I've had in

29:46

my younger not now I don't die in

29:48

our on. Thankfully I managed to get a

29:50

grip of how much I can drink which

29:52

is a lot which is quite a lot.

29:55

but I'm. A my younger years

29:57

I used to get very drunk. I'm

29:59

an eye. So had my stomach

30:01

pumped for know six sort sausage.

30:03

I had to be rescued by

30:05

lifeguard in south of France at

30:07

the campus holidays welcome barbecue when.

30:22

You assholes. I was

30:24

thirteen. And I

30:26

I was so drunk on the

30:29

welcome punch that I jumped in

30:31

the swimming pool with success. Or

30:44

is so drug. I'd completely forgotten

30:47

how to swim, but. Not

30:51

have another crime F L please

30:53

don't fit should be listened to

30:55

lead to death and her I

30:58

sent. Out

31:09

by this like. What's

31:11

what's she does? Staffers: the I

31:14

was okay just very drunk and

31:16

very were hit. I assured him

31:18

I would be okay. Funny my

31:20

way back. How

31:22

blaze. Every ten Look recession.

31:33

For tried to find a novice unzipping

31:35

everyone's. Wow.

31:45

How did your parents? three? Oh

31:48

they was so horrified. Did

31:50

you jump in the pool in front of them? No.

31:53

Idea I was. So it was. It

31:55

was a welcome barbecue at the South

31:57

France holiday, and my parents didn't. Your

32:00

life punch I was helping myself to was

32:02

highly alcoholic so i as soon as i

32:04

realized because i was thing are missing as

32:06

in shoveling had down and I got your

32:09

book I knew I was so drunk the

32:11

I had to get away from them because

32:13

they would twig so i kind of made

32:15

excuses and I was going for a walk

32:17

and just threw myself in the swimming pool.

32:19

the. Lucky

32:22

there was a lot to bust out.

32:24

Totally only been so many mrs I

32:27

fell out of a moving car. House.

32:30

Oh. I would have been about ah I

32:32

think I was pretty about seventeen then under

32:35

a friend of mine took me to the

32:37

pub. And. He was tried and so

32:39

he wasn't drinking anything so I drank to the

32:41

two of us and then as we got to

32:43

amp at that bar fourth passing on this pub

32:45

crawl I'm so excited to get into the ball

32:47

the I kind of open the door as the

32:49

car was still movie out take a pussy pass

32:51

off me to he lots me out of the.

33:01

Smell alone. I don't

33:04

Silliman. Last. I

33:07

heard so oh rather not

33:10

know alcoholic proper know but

33:12

I would always say drink

33:14

responsibly. Suited.

33:24

Paypal. listen to that stage what I

33:26

I I hope so and I was

33:28

is nice. Going back to onslow days

33:31

is when they arrive at some at

33:33

the has his of the house so

33:35

drunk she has dutch courage and she

33:37

thinks. That. She will be able

33:39

to tackle the dog is. He

33:43

has had a moment before they

33:45

were she can't remember where they

33:47

live. Cells, wholesalers, set. Of

33:50

that some laugh. So

33:53

they get to the car and she's decided

33:55

she's gonna scare the dog. Yeah, so she

33:58

kind of sticks. I hated through the. There

34:00

goes out. What. Mrs.

34:03

Brother and his brother Ben was

34:05

back and has a genuine he

34:07

falls in the English yes and

34:09

then she after she's corrected herself,

34:12

manages to get back up on

34:14

her feet. She. Staggered towards

34:16

the front door and says i

34:18

do hope you're all join me

34:20

for bottle of the Doubt you

34:23

lady as soon as homo goods

34:25

brunette and then collapses into. Selling.

34:27

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34:30

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34:32

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