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Hello friends, it's Mr. Jim and welcome
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back to Kid Short Stories. I
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have a very exciting announcement about the
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new podcast that's coming out in April,
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Spiology Squad. Listen to this. Hello
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friends, welcome to Spiology
0:20
Squad. We
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are a team of spies who
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specialize in science. You
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see, Dr. Stinky Breath and the Purple
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Ninjas are trying to take over the
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world through science and it
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is up to us to stop them before
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it is too late. Hey
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friends, I am so excited to
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finally announce the date, April 4th,
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where we are going to go
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deeper into our spy
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universe. Yes, Spiology Squad is
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getting its own podcast.
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You see, this Spiology Squad is a team.
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Mr. Jim, Ava, and
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Jaden are our main characters
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in this adventure. Three
1:05
episodes every week will leave
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you not only on a
1:09
great adventure, but also learning
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something sciency along the
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way. Maybe it's about
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lightning, maybe it's about gravity, or
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maybe it's about our skin turning purple.
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We are going to have a lot
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of fun and I can't wait to
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start this adventure with you. So
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make sure you mark your calendars for
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April 4th, the release
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of Spiology Squad. We
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need more kids just like you
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on our Spiology Squad. If
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you love science or if you
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love stopping bad guys, you
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need to go to spiologysquad.com
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so that you can join
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our team because
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there's an adventure around every
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corner. Wow,
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isn't that exciting? So
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make sure that you mark your calendars
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for April 4th with it, which is
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very close by. Well, friends, let's get
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back to today's story, which comes to
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us from James and Jonte. Hey guys,
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they sent me an awesome idea for
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a story and you can too. Just
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head over to kids short stories.com. Send
2:24
me your idea and maybe we'll turn
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it into an awesome adventure. Well,
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friends, are you ready for today's story? Oh,
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me too. Let's go. Our
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story begins high up in the
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sky above the clouds. And
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you know what? That stinky purple
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blimp. All right, purple
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ninjas, I need plan. I
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want very stinky breath. Like
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stinkier than my already stinky
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breath. You want to
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make it even stinkier? Oh
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boy. Yes, of course. What
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is a stinky thing that you can think
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of? Well,
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fish are pretty stinky. Have
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you ever thought of getting fish breath? I
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love it. I figured
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out where to give me
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stinky fish breath. I
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think that is a great way
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to spend my weekend. If
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you know anything about Dr. Stinky Breath, you have
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to know this one thing. He
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has never brushed his teeth and that
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is why he has the world's stinkiest
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of breaths. Oh dear. I
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can't even imagine adding fish
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into the equation. How bad that would
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smell. I think even the
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purple ninjas know that's not a very good idea.
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Well, as they started working on a plan, Fielder
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was cleaning his fish tank. It
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was important to change out the
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water very often. and so that
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the fish could breathe nice, clean
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water. Ah,
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yeah, if I was a fish, I would want to
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make sure that I had very clean water. Oh
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dear, don't splash on the floor. Oh,
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it's so heavy. He
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was carrying the fish bowl over to the sink
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to dump out the water. Good
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thing, don't worry. He had already removed his
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pet fish and put them in a separate
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cup until they had the clean water,
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so he wasn't gonna dump his fish down the drain.
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That would be bad. Splash. Oh,
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that smells terrible, said
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Fielder. He was right. Dirty
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fish water, it smells really
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bad. And some of
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it splashed onto the floor, so he had
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to go get some paper towels to clean up that mess. All
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right, I gotta get this all clean and
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then I'll get the pebbles and rocks all
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clean, then he will have
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a perfectly clean fish bowl. All
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of a sudden, out of nowhere, there
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was a giant splat on the window
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outside. Splat, what
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was that? Said Fielder
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as he turned around and looked. He
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thought it was a bird that might've accidentally
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crashed into the window. Have you ever heard
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or seen a bird accidentally fly into a
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window? Yeah, that can
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be really dangerous for birds, but it
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didn't really sound like that. It sounded
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more like splat, not
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like a knock. As he
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walked over to the window, he couldn't
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believe it. There was
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a ginormous squid sticking on
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the window. Ah!
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Fielder knew that he had to call this
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into HQ as fast as possible. Tsh,
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HQ, HQ, there's a squid on
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my window! He
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shouted, tsh. Hey,
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Fielder, this is HQ. Come
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again, did you say you have a
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squid on your window? Over,
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tsh. Yes, yes, a
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squid, like with touch goals. legs
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from the ocean and it looks like he
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has some kind of scuba mask. I
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don't know what's going on but he's stuck on my window and looks
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like he's trying to get inside. Help
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me! shouted fielder. This
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is unbelievable. You're the fifth
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agent to call the same thing in.
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It appears that squids are trying
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to steal people's fish. Just
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protect your fish at all costs because
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that squid has got long arms and
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he's trying to grab those fish for
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some reason. Let us
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know if you need backup over and out. Feeler
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couldn't believe it. A squid was
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trying to steal his fish? He
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was not going to let that happen. He
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loved his fish. Oh wait, they're
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still sitting in that cup over there. He
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turned on the sink to fill up the fishbowl again. Oh
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that... Sorry guys. I
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forgot about you. As he
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plopped them back into the fresh clean water
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all the fish were very happy.
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They almost even smiled. As
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he ran back to the window where the squid was
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stuck on outside he looked
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outside and saw a purple
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ninja! The purple ninja
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was running up and down the street in his
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neighborhood and he had a
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whole bucket of squids that he was
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throwing at people's houses. There's
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even more of them! Feeler
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didn't know what to do but first he
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needed to calm down. Okay
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one, two, three.
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He took three slow big breaths
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and that helped him calm down.
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Alright I gotta get my spy gear.
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Especially my net blaster. Running
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out of time. Don't want that thing getting inside.
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So he ran to his closet where all the
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spy gear was. He
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grabbed his net blaster and was headed
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outside. He wanted to catch that
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squid before it snuck in a crack through the window.
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You know those squids can
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be awfully sneaky, slipping through little cracks
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in the window. You just don't want
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to let them get inside and steal
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your fish." He held up the
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net blaster and shouted, Freeze
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Mr. Squid! The
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squid could not talk, but it turned
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around and looked almost like it understand
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what Fielder shouted. As
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he blasted the net out it grabbed onto the
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squid and brought it back down to the ground.
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Thankfully, Fielder lived close by to the
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ocean, so the rest of the afternoon
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as he was catching all of those
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squids that the purple ninjas had launched
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out, he was able to
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bring them all back to the ocean. After
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a very busy afternoon,
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Fielder finally was done. He had caught
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all the squids in his area and
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had told all the other spies how
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to do the same in their neighborhoods.
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He came back inside and, My
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hands smell terrible. This
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is really stinky. When
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he said stinky out loud, he
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realized, I
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wonder if Dr. Stinkybreath was
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trying to get the fish for their
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stinkiness. That dirty
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cage I cleaned out was really
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smelly. So I
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bet that's why. He
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looked over to that sparkly clean new
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fish tank that his friends were swimming
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in and he decided,
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I've got to protect you.
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There's no way that I can let Dr.
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Stinkybreath catch my fish. I
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guess he's got to keep a close eye
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out for those flying
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squids launched
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out by purple ninjas looking to
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steal pet fish. If you have
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pet fish, make sure that
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you keep them safe from those
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grabby squids that are looking to grab
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those fish right out of the tanks.
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Great job, Fielder. You saved. The
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day and all of us from a
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very stinky stinky mess
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We could not have done this without you and
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your bravery the end Great
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job you listened all the way to the
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end and you know what time it is
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It's time for kid Shout-out
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I want to say hey
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to Alina from Ontario Millie
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from Wayne fleet Ontario Joey
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from Alberta Marissa from New
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Jersey Alice from Nevada Alex
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and Abby from Minnesota and Jasper and
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Marley from New York City I am
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so glad that you're all on the
10:49
kid short stories family and
10:51
on the spy team We could not
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stop that stinky doctor stinky breath
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and his crew without you my
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friends Will you have a super
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duper day? And
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I will see you on our next adventure. Bye
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