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discussion. One
2:07
of the one of the pills that have the metallic
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to give you the metallic taste. That
2:13
for oh yeah wasn't it. I
2:15
was Steve as a director when
2:17
they took over the Japs plaques
2:19
over there Plex. Whatever this call
2:21
us wasn't Cf, not the music
2:23
next I'm facing. no not the
2:26
new sites but you will have
2:28
you still have night night terrors,
2:30
my tears on the daily yeah
2:32
we we we can knock him
2:34
at around a little before we
2:37
went on. The or the metallic
2:39
taste. Pills so
2:41
that's that's this week's much. Shark
2:43
is hits us that gets established
2:45
off air and then seems to
2:47
work its way somehow. Cubs are
2:49
accepted and visits forty three times
2:52
throughout the course of an hour
2:54
and a half. So this is
2:56
click this the Kevin Nash podcast
2:58
East So I didn't say anything
3:00
because agree with Zoe other group
3:02
text going to use the app
3:04
to the show's over and I
3:07
swear to God. I'm an
3:09
actress and soul I
3:11
go downstairs. And.
3:14
I turn the radio on. Was.
3:17
The radios I turned the Koran. It's
3:20
Zeppelins. Our
3:22
just fuck me. Like
3:25
you've gotta be kidding me thanks to
3:27
you Had yeah, like like I'm like
3:29
but shark me to death. So
3:32
I was talking to a musician this week
3:34
and I began to tell the story of
3:36
reference the hotel and talked about fishing out
3:38
the window and before I could even get
3:40
through it he's like is is this the
3:42
is like that this like the shark thing
3:45
or something like that. As
3:47
if you know what I'm talking to
3:49
me as it would you mean the
3:51
shark thing. He said yeah like Led
3:53
Zeppelin did some sailings I think that's
3:55
been debunked as like now he I
3:57
he can. Little boy's dream and gentlemen
3:59
have that. So I don't know so
4:01
it is a thing people people know about.
4:03
I feel I feel as as yeah I
4:05
feel so good I've. Just. Haven't
4:07
lived enough for my i thought
4:10
my life was pretty much. As
4:14
deprived is was nothing else. I
4:16
don't My classic rock game was
4:18
strewn. You
4:21
would think to that that's just.
4:25
So where was he is in an
4:27
area? Here is it is. It's not
4:29
definitively bended debunked so that the details
4:32
surrounding a roomy, murky and and and
4:34
room much like the water and it's
4:36
of much shark will be how I
4:39
was funny because then the next goes
4:41
goes. didn't Zappa do something with that
4:43
and. There's. The song The
4:45
Mud Shark recorded by Prank.
4:49
In Nineteen Seventy One one
4:51
of my favorite all time
4:53
Frank Zappa songs as Dynamo
4:55
Harm. Jarrett
4:57
list listener so don't know much
4:59
That I mean I know the
5:01
importance of the most vile to
5:04
make me hot and you have
5:06
Get to it. No no no
5:08
got a spot to get behind
5:10
in Dynamo. Have. Of
5:13
as it's it's about bits know it's
5:15
about or have sex. Thermal
5:17
hi my name animal home of
5:20
vanilla fudge was also present to
5:22
the Led Zeppelin. Interlude
5:24
little it's ah Chee Confirmed in a
5:26
Twenty Sixteen book and an incident involving
5:28
a red snapper. I'd come on now.
5:31
Come. Every now, the Red Snapper are
5:34
we just we just crafting every
5:36
story with us Now. To.
5:38
The snapper the much sharks funny but
5:40
the snap or ain't bad either. I
5:42
heard about the four tops and a
5:44
fucking catfish does have a Detroit track
5:47
and field. Cadillac fucking hotel allows ones
5:49
that you've been missing a hand in
5:51
the home surrounded by the mouth and
5:53
pull his efforts thing the fuck out.
5:56
Sorry Bernadette. that
5:59
was my four tops impression by the way with
6:01
this allergy or colds or whatever
6:03
the fuck I'm dealing with. I may die on
6:06
the air today if it happens. Steve, run the
6:08
episode. Get the ratings. Get the click. Well, let's,
6:11
if you are going to die, what
6:13
five things would you like us to
6:15
know? I
6:18
got to think of my last word. Yeah,
6:20
you got to get your last word stuff.
6:22
How far do you allow the receding hairline
6:24
to go before you do the Jack Nicholson?
6:26
Or is this, is that never cool anymore?
6:29
Not Carmen. Carmen Jack is just, it's all over
6:31
the place, but
6:33
I don't know. I mean, mine's going back. What
6:35
are you going to do? My
6:38
whole thing is like people always
6:40
say, you know, I'll read different
6:43
comments like, dude, man, grow your
6:45
hair back. I'm like,
6:48
I look like the fucking guy
6:50
from a Rocky Horror Picture Show.
6:53
Riff raff. Yeah, I look like Riff raff.
6:55
Like, there's
6:58
a reason why like old dude,
7:00
like, I've seen one guy, Mike, my
7:02
agent has this guy that's, he's, I think is
7:04
a rock guy. And he's
7:06
my age. And this fucking guy has
7:08
got like, unbelievably
7:11
great hair, but that's one
7:15
of the one of the zillion. I had great hair
7:17
when, you know, up until I was 50, maybe even
7:20
60, but you know, you
7:24
know, I feel
7:26
like I'm putting out any fucking, any music soon.
7:29
So not yet. You're not, he did a
7:31
fucking haunting rendition
7:33
of Harry Chapin's Taxi.
7:37
I've got a, got
7:40
a couple of highway man tunes, you know,
7:44
I do a pretty good, I do a pretty good Weyland. A little
7:47
Weyland Jennings? Yeah. Where'd
7:49
you, you were at a graduation I saw
7:51
on, on your socials. Yes, I graduated. Where'd you
7:53
have to go for that? She
7:56
graduated from Madison,
7:58
Alabama. which
8:00
is basically the Huntsville area. Okay.
8:03
And we were in the Von Brom Center
8:06
which I've wrestled in which is kind of
8:08
a... I've heard of it. Oh,
8:11
somebody on Twitter said random question were you in
8:13
Huntsville? I swear you were sitting in the same
8:15
restaurant as me. Caddy?
8:18
You said Caddy or it's not? It's
8:20
not like... Yeah, Caddy was me. It's
8:24
Kevin, Wally, Shawn. There's some
8:26
people when you see them
8:28
there's no mistaking. I
8:30
think that one of the things is too that threw people
8:32
off is I think I had like a collared
8:35
shirt with sleeves on like most of
8:37
the time I was there. So...
8:42
And I wore... Did I
8:44
wear... I can't
8:49
remember if I wore slacks
8:52
that day or not. Yes,
8:58
I'm in slacks. I
9:00
said, as about as dressed up
9:02
as you're gonna get me with
9:04
a pair of Jordan ones, some
9:07
some slacks and a black polo.
9:10
That's... She's
9:12
actually down here right now. They went... I took
9:14
them today and they've
9:16
rented... I rented them jet
9:18
skis and her best friend is
9:20
down with us, Cate. Cate.
9:23
And they're both going to Alabama. They're
9:25
both gonna be on the fifth floor.
9:27
They both got their assignments. So they're...
9:30
You know. And I'm trying to be as
9:34
much as I can be the
9:36
big uncle Yoda trying
9:38
to explain in four days how
9:41
not to get roofied and... Etc.
9:44
etc. etc. They're looking at me
9:46
like, dude, where the fuck did
9:49
you grow up at? And
9:51
then if you fucking get... If you get
9:53
around jammed in the chamber, just Go
9:56
ahead. drop the clip out, clear it, put
9:58
it back in. Do
10:01
you plan or I was probably a five shots
10:03
Smith and Wesson. So
10:06
front a criminal into the short visits
10:08
if if is actually. Lady
10:11
sit and we as I'm talking to
10:13
do this so that they'll That was
10:15
a high school graduation. I suit and
10:17
it's where they're starting college. Okay gather
10:19
eighteen years old Man, It was so
10:22
funny because. Can't
10:24
remember what the reference was. I
10:28
made a reference of have made
10:30
several references. The first one was Clint
10:32
Eastwood. And the had no
10:34
no idea oh so of. My.
10:38
Nieces. Roommate.
10:42
Is from Carmel. California
10:44
for new. And I want
10:46
her Mayor I said I said you know who
10:48
the Mayor of there was this is is no
10:51
I said Clint Eastwood she goes and I would
10:53
know him from where I was a site. Holy
10:55
fuck you don't have less.
10:57
It's pretty baby. I'm
11:00
going like him ago. Hillary Swank
11:02
woman boxer maybe correlation love them
11:04
so them later our of it's
11:06
six two days later were said
11:08
there were watching tv and that
11:10
the. Preview comes
11:12
after that Amy Winehouse film that's
11:14
coming up and my wife a
11:16
psych odd, I think America see
11:18
that as she knows I've I
11:20
don't go to the theater because
11:22
I'll just wants to the home
11:24
while away from him. Just pay
11:26
for that home. And I suppose
11:28
it's it's it's. Weight in that Will
11:30
watch out because I said really like to
11:33
watch it myself. A
11:36
Wesley saw me the White House the
11:38
is our It's a thank God for
11:40
Wesley of that Lausd as he says
11:43
out. There.
11:46
So hey Dom So Armor there
11:48
was a great documentary about are
11:51
like yeah but they but they
11:53
did. They'd neither one who knew
11:55
who Amy Winehouse was just setting
11:58
know. I'm as to say. The
12:00
eighteen So were born in
12:02
African basket And eighteen so
12:04
they're born in tweet. Two
12:06
thousand and six. When.
12:09
Did a me die? Was she dead By that? Know.
12:12
But I mean such. The
12:15
A number one Silva Clint
12:17
I understand the opposite. I
12:19
think this. Guy. Aroma.
12:22
I just still think the people
12:24
was like we just where are
12:26
Our era was so much film.
12:29
I. Just don't think it's film
12:31
is really something that they absorb
12:34
like we did. News is you
12:36
passed away two thousand and eleven.
12:38
So they be six, seven years
12:41
old. Wow
12:44
Done! I'm surprised mouth. Yeah,
12:46
know there's so many distractions. I was film,
12:48
television, or radio when we were kids. That
12:51
was it. And I know
12:53
this is the old fart our sponsored by
12:55
being gay. Ah. My
12:57
whole life have been hide that that
12:59
want to come out survey been gay.
13:03
Got to. See an Rts
13:05
specific is equivalent of your parents
13:07
referencing who like when you were
13:10
a. You eighteen?
13:12
what year? but see that's the
13:14
deal is like we had we
13:16
had so. Many.
13:18
More. Of fuckin' Media.
13:21
And. Mediums that was society. You know
13:23
who? Fucking Sissy and Bobby were
13:25
new? Every because he because you
13:27
fucking got stuck on Sunday at
13:29
Grandma and Grandpa. his house wants
13:32
to the Laurence Welk show at
13:34
seven o'clock and. He
13:36
knew the rockets were You knew. Who
13:39
all the crooners were? It
13:42
sites in who Chuck Berry was a
13:44
mean. it was. A
13:46
beagle. Sixty five. I was
13:49
six years old, so. Yes,
13:53
It does way there's a whole lot
13:55
of distraction now is. Now
13:58
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15:47
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15:49
on the said whenever the story of
15:51
Scarface and there was a great wine.
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Amount of time, That
16:00
De Palma was putting in two shots,
16:02
constructing the shots. And if you work
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for like you work for Soderbergh, so
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maybe it's similar. Think. It.
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Wasn't taken for granted that it'll be
16:12
a master to over the shoulders maybe
16:14
medium, move the camera little and move
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it's almost gonna be jarring to
16:36
see things that had. Such.
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Intricate construction to how am I
16:41
going to shoot this scene? Is
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this better? Just pulling all the
16:45
way back and letting the action
16:47
have their shit. That happens from
16:49
above and Scarface Man and just
16:51
a crane shots and dead art.
16:54
Is Skyn about that Art Acevedo
16:56
Theater anymore as as you say
16:58
with Soderbergh was his. I remember
17:01
that the he did that show
17:03
with i'm. Clive
17:05
Owen I think was on H B
17:07
O I think he was like maybe
17:10
was Sherlock Holmes or as I was
17:12
a scene that was more. Was watching
17:14
the series and there is a scene.
17:17
Where. Because soda burbs number
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one perceive. And
17:22
him as as a courses this my. With.
17:24
A bit my observation of working with of
17:27
a be blessed to work with him. He
17:31
absolutely hates. The.
17:34
Lighting. Like.
17:36
You excel said that The guys
17:38
that set up nineteen Meal One
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K's around as he's like faces
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class. I'm like I said, I
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said I really have enjoyed your work throughout
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my life. I said i've got a with
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would you be pissed off of me during
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this process that we're going to do together.
17:56
If I ask questions because fuck no man
17:58
says ago as really you. And
18:02
I remember that the first day
18:04
where I was just amazed how
18:06
it was a psych call was
18:08
at like noon and we were
18:10
basic done with four pages of
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by fucking Four O'clock and it
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was his Bank may be paid
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by bank and. I
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said i'm I said if you were.
18:22
Gonna tell like at a young. Film
18:26
student that was one is be a
18:28
director at what was like that. Will
18:30
we be the one thing he would
18:32
tell them he says when the lady
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18:40
that he says dazzling all your
18:42
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18:44
time. So that's why he fucking
18:46
did different design that read. That.
18:50
Read camera if I can do can stupid
18:52
shoot I'd like a shootout in the sunrise
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here in match a shot at midnight. By.
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Itself, digital, It's it's.
19:00
unbelievable. See.
19:05
This had love I'm and love the their
19:07
quota and acts and essential and what the
19:09
hell am read near to scheme of on
19:11
the screen essential aspect of sort of birds
19:13
purchase that he thinks like an editor while
19:15
shooting was yeah well that's it that's a
19:17
com things director you you put in a
19:19
camera we are because you know how you
19:21
gonna cut it were have it will not
19:23
only that is me you take that the
19:25
magic mike to that we did and he
19:27
shot. In. Sequence every
19:30
day. Went. Back
19:32
to the hotel. And by
19:34
nine forty five to ten o'clock
19:37
you could go in and watch
19:39
because he's added now of course.
19:41
Course, it wasn't sound as did,
19:44
but as far as what was
19:46
going to be in the film
19:48
was edited. As you could
19:51
watch from start to finish. So
19:53
like the last day when week
19:55
when we've finished shooting, we all
19:58
grabbed a couple bottles. Of
20:00
wine and. We
20:03
went up when we signed a big
20:05
aroma. There was probably sixteen of us
20:07
and we watch the also. So
20:09
he had his editors cutting the day as
20:11
and the Dailies would come in. Oh, he
20:13
was. Edited: Wait a
20:16
minute so he would he would
20:18
rash. He's.
20:21
He's looking through the fucking
20:23
lens. fear he's shooting everything.
20:26
He's gone back, and he's
20:28
editing everything. I
20:32
made it was as really see shut their
20:35
one film he shot of other you're a
20:37
lifelong. Seen
20:39
here on the neck. He would edit
20:41
the days footage himself each evening and
20:44
post the edited scenes for the cruise
20:46
you completing entire episode just seven days.
20:49
Shot the hi fi word on the
20:51
Earth and as the I phone here.
20:57
At gonna be so I be so nervous to
21:00
rely on. His you
21:02
see others isps his his his
21:04
brilliance is the and then the
21:06
event that south of all that
21:08
that team Usa like we said
21:10
what A and I sat one
21:12
night and when that Wales went
21:15
to bed punk doubt ask zoos
21:17
we're watching Bob the Baseball ah.
21:20
It was see of. Was.
21:23
The world service over stamps, routers
21:25
and of the brute the Brewers
21:27
were that that year attack ad
21:29
that we watch the game and
21:31
everybody pumped out and he i
21:33
stayed up was team Usa and
21:36
laughter asses off. The
21:38
hell is Team Usa a said like
21:40
puppet movie. Or
21:43
Team America team of i'm sorry
21:45
I'm America however that yeah and
21:47
that with that as still on
21:49
my it's is a classic classic
21:51
film because when I was a
21:53
kid there was Xl. Five hundred
21:55
was a show that was at
21:57
way that also The Thunderbirds was
21:59
another show. That was those
22:01
marion that's. So.
22:06
I'm so ever see how to go
22:08
to Alabama if you flew honestly round?
22:11
yeah flu. And so
22:13
my my wife still has erase
22:15
is still recovering from a hip
22:18
replacements and then my seventy seven
22:20
year old mother law went with
22:22
us are also so. We.
22:28
A bike. I. Know that we're going
22:30
to, we're gonna land in the. Guess.
22:33
Doozy Delta. Ah,
22:36
From Daytona Beach, lands in Atlanta
22:38
and Be and I also know
22:41
that going to. I'm
22:43
not saying anything about Huntsville,
22:45
but to a smaller. Community.
22:51
Ah shit town. Ah.
22:54
Is. Going to probably be out of d.
22:57
And. Terminal. D
23:00
in Atlanta is basically neither.
23:02
living there. I
23:04
mean, it's fucking unbelievable. So.
23:10
We get to get to Daytona Beach
23:12
and my wife is like. The
23:16
nut most. she's really nervous traveler.
23:20
Is it like schedules get her nervous
23:22
or or the flight? and like being
23:24
up in the air every that. The
23:28
for the the it's a big
23:30
she's She sits there and. Will
23:33
watch as a travel sure some
23:36
slick. I absolutely I think it's
23:38
for her. The best thing she
23:40
can do is get on at
23:43
twenty one day cruise and just
23:45
chill get off see like that's
23:47
what and she did. She is
23:50
is a great cruiser and they
23:52
do. They know her friend of.
23:56
a lot of year maybe year and a
23:58
half ago did like a twenty something
24:00
they cruise over in the
24:02
Mediterranean. Yeah,
24:04
through Croatia. Yeah,
24:06
it was great. She had
24:09
a great time, which
24:13
is great for me because I've basically seen everything
24:15
I want to see. So I don't
24:18
want to walk on cobblestone fucking streets.
24:21
I don't want to. There's only
24:23
so many cathedrals you can see in your life
24:25
before you go fucking uncle. So...
24:30
But don't you, wouldn't you then, having
24:32
traveled as much as you do and
24:35
the headaches of airports and delays and
24:37
fucking the awfulness, the awfulness of flying,
24:41
don't you share that sentiment that when you get
24:43
on a crew, you step on, you're
24:45
on vacation? Yeah, but the fucking thing
24:47
is that the hallways are like six-six
24:51
and they got those fucking sprinkler
24:53
things. So
24:55
I feel like I'm getting out of a Canadian
24:57
regional 70 jet every
25:03
time I get on a cruise ship. And
25:06
then if somebody fucking sees you
25:08
and knows you, it
25:10
doesn't take long for... If
25:13
you're buzzing through an airport, then they
25:15
go, oh, that's Kevin Ash. If you're
25:17
on a boat for fucking 10 days,
25:19
they're with you. You're gonna fucking, you
25:21
might as well fucking set up a
25:23
fucking $60 fucking photo meet
25:25
and greet. A booth, yeah. Just get it over
25:28
with because you're gonna be
25:30
on everybody's... I
25:35
don't enjoy, I love my fans.
25:38
Anybody that considers them a fan
25:40
of me, I absolutely love. It's
25:42
just that, I like to fucking chill too.
25:48
So Tamara's nervous. So she's
25:50
nervous and her mom, she
25:54
just hasn't traveled hardly at all.
25:57
So I say, fuck it, I said,
25:59
let's just make... this easy because we're gonna we're
26:01
gonna go from B to D and we've only
26:03
got 53 minutes I
26:06
said so let's you know so I order two
26:10
wheelchairs so
26:13
lo and behold we get off the plane
26:16
there's a guy sitting there fucking around with
26:18
his phone no wheelchairs I
26:20
said dude I said where's the
26:23
wheelchairs he goes oh he makes
26:25
a call Tamra looks at me
26:27
she goes we don't have time to wait and
26:29
she's right we don't who knows how
26:31
long it's gonna be so
26:33
we start walking up your layover is
26:36
53 minutes 53 minutes to catch this
26:38
flight the other fucking option
26:42
was four hours and 17 minute
26:44
layover I'll take the 53 yeah
26:47
so I said fuck
26:49
so we walk and man I
26:51
can I can I can just see Tamra
26:53
just gonna she's gonna grind it out lo
26:56
and behold man there is a
26:58
fucking wheelchair just
27:01
sitting at a gate and there's
27:03
nobody at the gate so
27:05
I went over and grabbed the fucking wheelchair I
27:07
told my wife to get in and I looked
27:09
at my mom my mother-in-law I said there's nothing
27:12
wrong with you you're just lazy
27:14
I'll get to get you just
27:16
stay the fuck up with us
27:19
I said worst-case scenario I said
27:22
I said we're going to D9
27:24
I said so
27:27
I won't leave I won't let the plane
27:29
leave without you she
27:32
fucking man she hoofed it all
27:34
right she fucking hoofed it
27:36
the whole way so we get we get in
27:38
and we've got like
27:41
13 minutes before they even shut the
27:43
door so Tamra got up
27:45
use the restroom my mother-in-law was sitting we're
27:47
in the first row and my
27:52
mother-in-law was sitting against
27:54
the window she's in 1a cameras in 1b I'm
27:56
in one C in the aisle I looked
27:59
over at my mother-in-law I said I
28:01
said the stewardess was coming over
28:03
she asked my mother-in-law You
28:05
know, can I get you something to drink? She says no water's
28:07
fine. I said Come on, mom.
28:10
I said you just busted your ass. I said why
28:12
don't you have a double? shot
28:14
of tequila on the rocks Because
28:17
she likes tequila and she said are you
28:19
kidding? I said fuck no ain't kidding. I Said
28:22
after that I said I said, you know, so
28:25
she She brings
28:27
it over and the ladies like she says you're
28:29
really gonna drink this and she's a damn run
28:31
I am bam down that
28:33
fucking shock. Oh, she fucking squeezes
28:35
the fucking lime and She
28:39
gets down and Tamara's comes out
28:41
of the restroom. We're on a smaller plane Tamara
28:43
said I heard the whole fucking thing She
28:46
said you drank that mom. She said yeah, Tamara got
28:48
a glass of white wine. I'm
28:50
not drinking So I just know I'm just drinking
28:52
my water. I looked over at
28:55
my mother-in-law And I said I just want
28:57
you to know that right now I said,
28:59
this is called operant conditioning This
29:01
is Pavlovian. I said I just gave you your reward.
29:04
I said I'll be able to fucking pull this Out
29:07
of my out of my ass anytime I need to
29:09
the rest of my life So
29:13
and lo behold man that Bell and hold
29:15
the tequila. Yeah. Yeah, man On
29:17
the way back man. It was just We've
29:20
we had an hour and 21 minutes
29:23
We pulled up we're supposed to get off at D 42 and
29:28
like now it's 40 minutes
29:31
and They
29:35
still haven't backed out of 42 so
29:37
he goes well a 6
29:40
is open. That's at the other end.
29:42
So I'm going from a or I'm
29:44
sorry from D 6 to
29:50
B 36 is the last gate. So
29:53
I'm basically going from one
29:55
end of the airport to the other and Then
29:58
going over to two
30:01
terminals and...
30:04
Do they have a trim? I
30:06
feel like they have a trim. They do, right? Yeah,
30:08
but you've got you know you've got a
30:11
so you've got to go to the end
30:13
of the you know to the to the
30:15
middle of the terminal you've got to find
30:17
the elevator to take the wheelchair
30:20
down then you got to pull that
30:22
fucker then the trains
30:26
are packed you're not
30:28
an employee and you're
30:30
fucking wheeling somebody it's not like they're
30:32
moving around I just basically got a
30:34
fucking humping bow guard just back people
30:37
in just push people like now
30:39
it becomes becomes Lord of the Flies
30:42
I mean every fucking time you know you
30:44
travel it nowadays it is
30:46
Lord of the Flies and
30:50
once again you know we made it and we
30:53
had the two girls with us coming
30:55
back because they you know they're coming down
30:57
for a week at the beach as part
31:00
of their graduation present
31:04
so they were with us and
31:07
it was to them
31:09
you know I'm like
31:11
the the the
31:14
travel Nazi you know I'm just like
31:18
and they were just laughing their asses off because they
31:20
just you know
31:23
I'm going through D and these
31:25
people are I'm going chair chair
31:27
fucking wheelchair
31:30
people turn around because we're
31:32
motoring you know and there
31:34
was a young black
31:37
dude that worked for you know for
31:39
the airline there at the Atlanta
31:42
Airport great I mean just
31:46
does this all day long he was
31:48
a young kid does this all day long
31:51
and just had a smile on his face
31:53
it just He was so
31:55
just I was just like oh man it's
31:57
just so nice to see somebody that just.
32:00
Does. The Job. And.
32:02
Does it, Does it well, and does it with
32:04
a smile. And what is it that he's doing?
32:07
Is. Pushing he was pushing wildlife our
32:09
i was pressure my mother and
32:11
my mother so that share his
32:13
his viewers in a wheelchair and
32:16
I and the airport. it's kind
32:18
of like the the when you
32:20
get you put your bags on
32:22
a european flights like that bag
32:24
is thing it's has a pulitzer
32:26
prize for your buck forks it's
32:28
got like of of area at
32:30
the end hill i quit where
32:32
there's like open up a gap
32:34
or ill nothing can hit the
32:36
person. As they go through. My
32:40
mother my as we. Are
32:42
going. Is putting her keeps
32:44
putting your hand Alex I keep
32:47
telling of mom just put your
32:49
hand down and hold on the
32:51
chair used you. It's you physically.
32:54
If your arms another three feet
32:56
longer, you couldn't push anybody. I
32:58
said I'm going to run over
33:01
them. Before. You can
33:03
ever touch them. To. She's afraid she's
33:05
gonna hit into them. She's black. She says
33:07
she's doing that. and I mean into the
33:09
my wife does out when I drive. To
33:12
stop on on the fucking floor because
33:14
I tell gave everybody a know. As
33:17
as is so we get we get
33:19
done We as if like if we
33:21
we got the car when we got
33:23
the Daytona and I didn't say a
33:25
word we went we took my mom
33:28
home and my ah my. Brother.
33:30
Law was was our dogs who picks
33:32
up his dog and we got to
33:34
the house got the girls so low
33:36
that we walk downstairs was my wife
33:38
why the glass wire said like. It
33:41
up with where we want. L.
33:44
A I when sat down and
33:47
as you are sensuous was wrong.
33:49
I said i'm never fucking traveling
33:51
anywhere with your guess. I
33:54
said what is the breaking point Where was it
33:56
with the emphasis the wheel when amazon or forty
33:58
gotta be in wheelchair. Is it Is
34:01
It is is the. Ipad.
34:04
Traveling for thirty five, At
34:06
least forty years. A. Troublesome
34:08
says seventy seven with the universe Is
34:11
Tennessee A Travel to Arizona Her why?
34:13
I mean I've been. I've been on
34:15
planes my whole fucking life. It's a
34:18
sake. I
34:20
don't miss flights. Like
34:23
I don't miss flights. You're with me. I
34:27
don't miss flights. If you
34:29
can see me we're gonna give on the
34:31
plane said trust in trust in you Yeah
34:33
like like this is what I do for
34:35
a living. I wrestle when
34:37
I get their my job is
34:39
to travel. You know,
34:41
as the sake. To
34:47
the point where have to take over
34:49
again on the plane to Gold to
34:51
Daytona Beach authentic a half a Xanax
34:53
because I'm gonna have a feeling of
34:55
anxiety attack assists to fuck him I
34:57
maimed. What
34:59
Are they saying? It's is over
35:01
there. Save it's it's it's like for
35:04
our fucking tight rope or it's I
35:06
was like that fucking Indiana Jones and
35:08
that and and or that fucking cardinal
35:10
that like a big rocks for hims
35:12
like it will. It was that kind
35:14
of a fucking tension in the air
35:16
this whole time. And
35:19
it was the sites and then we get
35:21
down and that we can't get on the
35:23
train cars. The trains to for a were
35:25
to wait to go to minutes and twenty
35:28
seconds to the next train. of course as
35:30
that's gonna. Fucking classes every that.
35:33
And. It
35:35
was a psych. Ah fuck. But.
35:40
The next year like we said daughter
35:42
and I the end i apologize my
35:44
wife or be insisted deck by the
35:46
and then i did buy a some
35:49
my mother i say i apologize or
35:51
says I said but in the future
35:53
as it can you please. Both.
35:56
On this as as with this is the that the
35:58
big the kicker of it all. So
36:01
we get on the plane and it's
36:03
the last fifty one minutes of air
36:05
time. And. Were flying from
36:07
Atlanta to Daytona Beach. This
36:10
guy comes out. He.
36:12
Looks like the dad from Wonder
36:15
Years. Snippets
36:17
from. Comes. Out aware
36:19
of is the captain reveals he's
36:22
gay. Oh he stepped into though
36:24
that he steps he steps if
36:26
he's got cowboy boots on and
36:28
like dirt bike. This is Pensacola.
36:30
half assed, tucked and I'm. right?
36:34
Can't have a little bit of a derby and I'm
36:36
telling me he looks just like the Fuck and Dad
36:38
for the Wonder Kit that one year. And
36:42
he says. Abbott
36:44
Do in a series goes
36:47
into the second whole fucking
36:49
tirade. Get. Can you
36:51
trust me? La
36:54
Perla when I put on his seatbelt
36:56
sign status of don't have to control
36:58
your life Do it because this is
37:00
still two days after that. The.
37:03
The death on the Singapore years for the
37:05
turbulence where the people that never seen
37:07
those are they now they so they. Sell
37:13
but he went on an Armani
37:15
psyche and then he finishes aware
37:17
of because I know that the
37:19
do and worth ama half the
37:21
landis on this short runway. Because.
37:24
They're fix and he says of usually
37:26
says we've got that two mile runway
37:28
goes this was about a mile so
37:30
says. That. The land is gonna
37:32
be a little rough. And
37:34
I'm I have to do. Slower.
37:37
The area is gonna have a rub the
37:39
edges of the out to basic get the
37:41
to the craft Must to go see this
37:43
whole thing I'm just like other as i
37:46
can see both of them at next to
37:48
me going like. Ah fuck
37:50
were like oh I first without
37:53
either this yet to go like
37:55
dude why did you just sit
37:57
the fuck in the front shudder.
38:01
Nobody wants to hear you.
38:03
Definitely nobody wants the visual.
38:06
Absolutely. Flying... If
38:08
you sit and think about what's going on, you
38:10
could go mad. I like to
38:12
think it is a magical, godlike experience.
38:15
We're on a string. Let
38:17
me think that. I don't want to see your fucking
38:19
controls. I don't even want to know there's a captain.
38:21
I don't want to see your derby. I
38:24
don't want to see the fact that
38:26
you're an undisciplined human being that can't
38:28
push himself away from a table. I
38:30
don't want to see that. I don't
38:32
want to see that you got ostrich
38:34
fucking cowboy boots on. I
38:37
mean I'm just thinking to myself like,
38:39
motherfucker. You hear
38:41
Merle Haggard coming out of the cockpit a
38:44
little bit playing. Jesus Christ. Big
38:46
city turned me loose and set
38:48
me free. Scott playing
38:50
this fucking thing? I'm tired
38:52
of this dirty old city.
38:56
Too much work. Never enough
38:59
pay. So
39:02
all was well Merle. You got back. Yeah
39:04
we made it. The girls went
39:06
out on jet skis today but they of
39:08
course saw no dolphins. Every time I've ever
39:10
been on a jet ski it's been like
39:13
an episode of flipper. But
39:15
they went out there and there were no dolphins today. So
39:19
they staying with you or there at a hotel and just
39:21
visiting at the house? No they're 18 man. They
39:23
ain't fucking staying. Lock
39:26
down. What? They
39:29
look like two twins. Everywhere
39:31
you go some perv has got something
39:33
to say to them. Oh
39:36
really? We're walking through the airport
39:38
and some guy says, man
39:41
that margarita's I had must
39:43
have been a lot stronger. I'm seeing double
39:45
and boy it looks good. They're
39:48
18. I said hey
39:50
he don't know any different. I
39:53
said they're my daughters. How'd you like
39:55
to get knocked the fuck out? I was
39:57
going to say they didn't see the seven foot guy walking next
39:59
to them? Well because I'm
40:02
too busy fucking motor and my mother-in-law
40:04
fucking up with a wheelchair. Oh my
40:08
god. Fucking uncle. And
40:11
this is the thing that tops it all
40:13
off because my wife doesn't understand she says
40:16
I don't understand why you're so upset. I
40:19
says because I don't
40:21
fucking get on a plane
40:23
unless I'm getting paid. You
40:28
know? Like I
40:31
can fucking put up with this
40:33
forget I'm fucking paying. So I
40:37
mean that if you can't live
40:39
your life like that's not reasonable
40:42
you get graduations funeral. I hate
40:44
you know this this was this
40:46
was this was Tristan's favorite cousin.
40:49
Mm-hmm. You know I can't
40:51
say it's bad just they spent the
40:53
most time together they were closest this
40:55
is this is Tamara's sister's daughter
40:58
Mm-hmm Kelly's daughter so. All right. I
41:00
love her to death she's a she
41:02
said but she's you know it's
41:04
just like I haven't been around her in
41:06
so long that it's like
41:10
I'm still thinking she's 14 she's
41:13
so sarcastic. I
41:15
mean she's like I'm just thinking myself
41:18
like oh god man she's perfect like
41:20
she's gonna do well in life. So
41:23
that's my 18 year old the mouth.
41:26
But you know I always say to my
41:29
wife I said it's tough on us but
41:31
no one's gonna fuck with her. Exactly. She's
41:33
not gonna step aside for some motherfucker on
41:35
a job or on a set somewhere. That's
41:38
I mean and you know what especially
41:40
in that industry fuck you've got to.
41:42
Yeah. I mean you got to be a shark.
41:46
True that true that well
41:49
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Only own who lose. What?
42:23
you got some Camilla get you gonna
42:25
fly again? Well as we don't all
42:27
have i I go out. Next.
42:32
It'll be. it'll be Saturday the first
42:35
effect right? So you were still there
42:37
it is. So I it had rs
42:39
one of his alma because I got
42:41
i think I got it at at
42:44
some some verbs they wanted me to
42:46
ah my goddess grip the word they
42:48
must be paying your fucking fortune. Not
42:50
only you you gonna go but you're
42:53
going to promote it. Okay so it's
42:55
in to promote this. Yup, it's in
42:57
June. First Events: It's a Wildcat wrestling.
42:59
It's in the New Orleans. Area so
43:02
look that up while cat wrestling. If
43:04
you don't have you're not watching this
43:06
on you tube or you'll see a
43:09
picture of me. It was originally came
43:11
out that a pitcher me from nineteen
43:13
ninety six was is my pet peeve.
43:16
like put a fucking. Pitcher.
43:18
Me so it looks like the person's ago
43:20
see. And.
43:23
Month. Or lose your sake
43:25
I say they wanna read it to do
43:27
the older. Nineteen.
43:29
Eighty, You know I am
43:31
Kevin. Love our rights. And
43:34
I'll be at while. Can't wrestle for
43:36
laugh. But. I said, you know
43:38
on. I think we'll probably get a little bit more
43:41
coverage than your face book if we. If
43:44
we do it, our show. So.
43:47
Looking forward to. Getting.
43:49
Out there elves are probably sign of
43:51
as I know all scientists beforehand. So.
43:55
what time does it start to say
43:57
i'll see a time as he is
43:59
hop I would say
44:01
that show to bell times
44:03
probably seven I'll probably be Check
44:06
into it. I would I would imagine I'm
44:08
signing Probably around four
44:11
or five You can go
44:13
to wild cat with a K dot event
44:15
bright Brite everything's
44:17
misspelled comm so w
44:20
il d k a t dot
44:22
event brite Dot-com
44:25
signing from 6 to
44:27
10 central time and
44:29
the location is the Crescent City
44:32
Christian school Father
44:36
Nash will be hearing your confession. Does
44:38
it say is the event kicks off?
44:42
I guess the event is six. So your signing would
44:44
be before that. I would imagine. Well, that's the event.
44:46
Oh I
44:48
thought it was a card They
44:50
go for four hours of the indie
44:53
show Bell
44:55
time of seven. Okay. So yeah, it looks like a six
44:57
o'clock. Yeah To
45:00
sign for an hour. That's me. So you okay?
45:02
So if you're out there in the that
45:05
area this let's see If you're watching this
45:07
Monday, it'll be this Saturday. So go
45:10
see Kevin and wildcat wrestling I'll give you the address at
45:12
the end of the show where to send the check. Thank
45:14
you Hey, you
45:16
know what was more over last
45:18
week than anything in the show your
45:22
green shirt The
45:24
green shirts got a lot of play actually
45:26
said it was iconic It was iconic and
45:29
Nate nizzle is the one that said that
45:31
for God's sakes the moment I saw Nash
45:33
in the key lime jersey. I immediately thought
45:35
to his guestbook or appearance. It's crazy How
45:37
something so generic can be so iconic? Correct,
45:42
I love that shirt for the
45:44
simple fact is Kurt
45:46
angles son With
45:52
a sharpie put like his first initial on
45:54
the back of it and When
45:57
He was little man, he was just a little guy. We were doing.
46:00
The signing a baseball
46:02
game somewhere. And care
46:04
is Jeff for their. It
46:08
but with Kurt son was
46:10
are also and I'm. Like.
46:13
I just heard. care your toes? And.
46:16
He is already. They. Started to read
46:18
his name. As so that
46:20
that's that's as a result I still
46:22
have that shirt is because I just
46:24
threw it away. Consensus Mazur have any
46:27
answers old guy. So. Those. Shows
46:29
we used to do. Man, I mean I
46:31
I. Everybody that
46:33
would come through. I always look forward
46:35
to yours. Is you
46:37
were never short on anything to say. Ah
46:41
miss. Like with as because I'm I'm
46:43
not fucking completely. I'll have my mind
46:45
and lads on cannabis and. Fucking
46:48
dumb braindead. There's
46:52
the and I look like it look like
46:55
a fucking neo nazi a that like of
46:57
new when a little tight on that on
46:59
the hair and that I have a imo
47:01
I'm getting ready to do it again. Because
47:04
I am I identify that get
47:07
an idea of. But. I
47:09
think that would play good in this part
47:11
and I at they've got a I got
47:13
a film today. I
47:15
got it. I got the the
47:18
green light that we've got finance.
47:20
I'll be doing a film. I
47:22
don't know any any specifics. I
47:24
do know that we're waiting on
47:27
a actress and hasn't worked. And
47:29
though and and a while, this
47:31
absolutely an amazingly gifted actress and
47:33
I'm very very attractive or human
47:36
being and she's going to. Add
47:39
so much this film especially since
47:41
I've tried to kill her and
47:43
this film will Macys and that
47:45
photo to the the hair and
47:47
makeup. People. And say see if
47:49
you can get approval to do though you know
47:51
it's just like anything else. If show up like
47:53
that. Than. That it's it is up
47:55
to her. make up the fucking you know
47:58
like ones. Randall showed up on the said
48:00
the apocalypse Now they wanted to add me
48:02
she aided for having lived in the jungle.
48:04
He showed up nine hundred pounds and hadn't
48:07
even read the Joseph Conrad book. A
48:10
may I am f. C. As
48:12
Brando in the in this age
48:14
of. All. These wrestling podcast sense
48:16
and would have you called like the you
48:19
Tube shoot interviews they do next and look
48:21
back at that K face stuff and I
48:23
look at that like. Like
48:26
sympathy for the Devil
48:29
and yesterday and that's
48:31
a foundational stuff. The
48:34
speakers beard. As far as the
48:36
classics such a thing was was.
48:41
Doing yours was like doing.
48:45
It. Was like that. Fucking. Or
48:48
does that thing away? It's oh
48:51
man. Price is right. Is
48:54
like hell of it was a format. Like.
48:56
You knew and I wrote it in the army
48:59
like there is exactly what games where you going
49:01
to play and I like. It.
49:04
Was it is Every time he
49:06
with it was always. Like
49:09
we would talk one or two time
49:11
scale before but I knew they were
49:13
going to do and then we'd but
49:15
we've we've just would just shoot the
49:17
shit ton. My.
49:19
Have any that's the most a pupil.
49:22
The of the people please out there
49:24
understand that Sean and I will have
49:26
a conversation during the week. and
49:29
will have some ideas of things
49:31
we want to talk about during
49:33
the show but everything's privy the
49:36
weather and i mean if something
49:38
vo of of asteroids changes courses
49:40
gonna hit us before that which
49:42
are air date or i'm I'm
49:44
sure we'll probably talk more about
49:46
the asteroid that we will aid
49:48
of a wrestling blood. In.
49:51
Hours that we don't This is
49:54
that that are planning is for
49:56
the that. The. People that
49:58
did join the Eleven. so. I
50:01
was pretty much our. Blueprint
50:04
like the people that are the at their
50:06
our family in the eleven saw have club
50:08
as they can I have and I have
50:11
an idea where were yours but I'm sure
50:13
a lot of times as you say they
50:15
uncover ship they were to have sympathy for
50:17
this if I like in this. to curb
50:20
your enthusiasm yeah we talk about kind of
50:22
what's gotta get done in the seen it
50:24
out there when it comes as the for
50:27
comes out I eve we've been on for
50:29
fifty minutes and we're still on the introduction
50:31
page about a quarter of the way. Than
50:34
me. But I
50:36
can tell people that Sly
50:38
Carry loves the tap out segments,
50:40
testing big cavs. Patience is
50:42
always a hilarious bit. Dot
50:45
life for twenties was watching last week
50:47
he said blunt time baby. I got
50:50
my bong and a cup of delicious
50:52
seats ready to listen to the terroristic
50:54
to of Kevin and Sean. One of
50:57
my favorite podcast to smoke weed to.
50:59
I loved to smoke weed. I don't
51:01
stop. I have a C Pat machine
51:04
hooked up to vaporize. Are filled
51:06
with a plug of Turkish
51:08
has. She's nice, And
51:11
what a different was Hashes associates
51:13
that I because we're we're I
51:15
was living in Europe like we'd
51:17
never got but we always go
51:19
to the train station or fine
51:21
like a Jamaican do. They always
51:23
had the hash big every be
51:25
like like this. Agree with come.
51:29
If. This this would be about
51:31
a hundred and fifty to two
51:33
hundred marks. Pisa Hash. What
51:37
Is that? What is the scientific differences?
51:39
It is it Not Cannabis. Has
51:42
she's is. I
51:45
mean, it's it's. Is
51:49
so different because is. a
51:56
huge passes like hard it's
51:58
a good know it's You
52:00
have to take a lighter and take it to
52:02
it and then crumble it up and
52:04
put it in a pipe. Like a
52:06
lot of people like would roll it
52:08
like in a cigarette over in Europe.
52:11
But I always like I
52:13
was so fucking ghetto. I used to make a
52:16
fucking just get an aluminum can and
52:18
fucking bend it and use a knife and
52:20
fucking just smoke my hash out of a
52:23
can. At a very street of you, bro.
52:25
I found out later on that I
52:28
would scrape the paint off of
52:30
the, but just make a
52:33
carburetor and then you just smoke and just. Plus
52:37
it was illegal as fuck
52:39
over there and
52:41
you just smash the
52:43
can when you're done and throw it away. So
52:47
you never had paraphernalia. Tony
52:50
Danza for life was watching.
52:52
He says, Kevin, please at least try
52:54
to add to conversation.
52:57
You straight up no-sell Sean when
52:59
he's obviously trying to segue or
53:01
get a discussion going. The weeds
53:03
messing with your memory, dog. You
53:05
went from articulate to barely able
53:07
to form a sentence. Love
53:12
Tony on taxi. Yeah.
53:15
I mean, you're entitled to your
53:17
opinion. You get one. And
53:22
I tried to explain to people, and maybe I
53:24
haven't done a very good job on this show,
53:27
but sooner or later you're going to get to
53:29
a point in your life where you're 64, 65 years old
53:34
and you get up when the fuck you want
53:36
to. You do basically what the fuck you want
53:38
to. You don't answer to
53:40
anyone. And
53:42
there are days that I don't fucking
53:44
really communicate with anybody. I don't talk
53:47
on the phone. I'm not a fucking
53:49
big internet guy. I'm not a huge
53:51
electronic guy. I don't play video games.
53:53
I watch television. I
53:56
watch fucking sports. I watch movies.
54:00
I watch Kennedy assassination documentaries.
54:04
The copious amount that are on
54:07
Amazon Prime. Anything I can, yeah,
54:09
I do watch a lot of
54:11
documentaries. Watch travel shit. Watch
54:15
anytime, it's House Hunters
54:17
buying homes in Europe, I
54:19
do that. But it's just like, I don't
54:23
interact with people as
54:25
I did at one time in my life. You're
54:28
a different human being if you're sitting
54:31
there in
54:33
a plane and you're thinking about a two
54:36
and a half minute promo that you've
54:38
gotta cut the next time
54:40
you're on live TV as
54:42
instead of somebody that fucking, I'm
54:45
at Bikini Bottom, I'm fucking Patrick.
54:48
I'm like, beeee! I
54:50
have nothing I have to fucking do, dude.
54:52
So Sean
54:55
is still fucking an intricate part of society. He's
54:59
fucking, he's molding people. He's
55:02
doing what Sean does. Sean
55:05
writes. Sean reads.
55:09
Sean does a lot of
55:11
fucking, like my wife was,
55:14
when she kind of saw his resume, she
55:16
goes, wow, like your
55:18
partner, because she didn't
55:21
know Sean. She was like, your
55:23
partner's is articulate. He fucking, he's
55:25
multi-talent. I said, yeah, that's why
55:27
when T said, you
55:30
should do a podcast, I went to Sean first.
55:34
But at the same time, hey
55:36
man, if you know, if
55:38
you followed my fucking career, you
55:42
know one thing. Outsiders,
55:45
30 years together, I
55:48
didn't start the fucking matches. I
55:51
sat on the apron, I came in in
55:53
the heat. Scott did all the
55:55
work. It hasn't
55:57
changed, okay? a
56:00
lazy motherfucker. If
56:03
Sean can fucking carry this show the
56:05
whole fucking time, I'm not
56:07
... Hey, Sean fucking can
56:09
beat him. There's no reason for me to
56:11
tag in. So I'm not
56:13
stoned. I'm just sitting over ...
56:16
Maybe I'm enjoying Sean's conversation. I
56:18
jump in when I have to and when
56:21
I want to. Obviously, that day I
56:23
didn't want to or need to. Shut
56:25
the fuck up and if you don't
56:27
like it, don't watch the goddamn show.
56:31
It's reality, right? Sometimes
56:33
you have something to say. Sometimes
56:35
you don't. Sometimes you
56:37
want to listen. Sometimes you want
56:42
to talk. Sometimes you want to tell
56:44
me that I stepped all over the
56:46
Christmas story last week, for God's sake.
56:48
That's reality programming, not the fake reality.
56:50
You did it afterwards. Oh,
56:53
no, you didn't say something. No, that's
56:56
just fucking because I'm a dick. Absolutely.
56:58
But you know what? You're not too
57:01
much of a dick to use rocket
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the average person ... These
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57:19
myself included, before I logged on to Rocket Money
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57:26
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eight. That's when I thought I
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had no idea until I saw
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this list how much I'm
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paying for. Sometimes you have duplicates, a couple
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and I both saw this
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Okay. So, I ordered it and
59:09
not knowing, she ordered it. So,
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boom, five boxes of this shit come for
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me and five boxes come for her. Wow.
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So, it's
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made in Portugal and it's like
59:23
a Ponzi scheme. You can't, there's
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nobody picks up the phone number,
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there's nowhere. It's like, and
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I just, so she said, I'm
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gonna call American Express and
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just tell them that they can't
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charge anymore on the card. I said, you
59:40
know what, fuck them. I said, we'll just
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go to Rocket and we'll just unsubscribe. Right.
59:45
They'll be done. Perfect. And
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it was so much easier just to
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go, boom. And there's a
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lot of satisfaction. See, it's not
59:54
just you not knowing, it's
59:56
that there's so many scams out
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there. that you don't know when you order
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1795 for some purple
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toothpaste that's gonna make your teeth whiter and
1:00:08
then you get... Some stairs in
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my bathroom. It's called a light smile. Yes! And
1:00:13
then you got another one cut in... Two
1:00:15
and a half weeks later there's another one. And
1:00:18
another one. My teeth are so fucking white right
1:00:20
now. I wouldn't believe it. White
1:00:22
or purple, depending on the light that you're looking at me
1:00:25
in. Yeah, but I mean, I've got
1:00:27
the same damn thing. I mean, did you... I
1:00:30
had to fucking... I had to say uncle. I
1:00:33
wasn't responsible for that purchase, but goddamn,
1:00:35
it's here. They subscribed. I was on
1:00:38
a subscription. I was just like, fuck
1:00:41
man, I'm not Mr. Ed. I don't fucking... I
1:00:43
mean, I brushed my teeth. I got personal hygiene,
1:00:45
but fuck. I
1:00:48
couldn't use that much toothpaste. So
1:00:51
I had to put the gabash
1:00:53
on them too. I had to hit the
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Rocket Money jam on them. Rocket Money fucking
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gave them the fucking dusty elbow. We are
1:01:00
working hard today, Kevin. Today's
1:01:02
Monday Memorial Day. Happy Memorial Day,
1:01:04
everyone, because you're not listening. You're
1:01:07
not going to work. So it's Tuesday for
1:01:09
you catching up on everything you
1:01:11
missed the day before. Jerome
1:01:14
Manley said, I was listening to the K-Fabe commentaries
1:01:16
of 1995 and heard, could have
1:01:19
had that match in an iron lung story
1:01:22
for the first time. Now Sean references it
1:01:24
while Nash is coughing. I guess last week
1:01:26
I pulled out the Chief Che. For
1:01:31
anyone who didn't see it, I think both you
1:01:33
and I think Waltman told those
1:01:36
stories on air for K-Fabe. Yeah,
1:01:38
Chief was great, man. Great
1:01:42
story in his book, which I hope
1:01:44
to continue working on soon. The market is so
1:01:47
weird for wrestling books right now. There
1:01:49
was like a flurry and then everyone
1:01:51
panicked. There's too many out there. So
1:01:53
we're in this holding pattern. But
1:01:59
he... About about chief.
1:02:02
He's a very he was a very Ken
1:02:04
tanker his cat, right? So I've heard a
1:02:07
lot of divergent opinions on chief. Some people
1:02:09
couldn't stand him. Waltman came to
1:02:11
love him I loved
1:02:13
him. He was good to me and The
1:02:16
story about his his real first name now,
1:02:18
everyone knows him as Joe Scarpe, right? So
1:02:22
he he says to Waltman he goes you think
1:02:24
you know everything, huh? Cuz
1:02:26
I guess Waltman walked around with a bit of that attitude
1:02:28
and he's like, yeah, he's like, what's
1:02:30
my first name? And he's like
1:02:32
Joe. He's like nope so
1:02:35
Waltman gets back to the hotel that night or whatever
1:02:38
and he calls um Malenko
1:02:40
his trainer And
1:02:43
he comes in the next day and he's walking
1:02:45
by chief everyone saying hey, hey, he works by
1:02:47
goes. Hey Luke Luke
1:02:52
Scarpe but not even Joe The
1:02:55
thing that kills me those when we used to go
1:02:57
to this bar and
1:02:59
it was in Cleveland kind
1:03:02
of it was about all the shitty strip joints
1:03:04
and they
1:03:06
picked they played wrestling tapes the
1:03:08
whole time that we were in there
1:03:10
and you know, you
1:03:12
always hear like Like
1:03:15
Sarge like Goulet would say oh, yeah
1:03:18
That son of a bitch. I went 60 minute with
1:03:21
him over there that guy, you
1:03:23
know I carry him 60
1:03:25
minutes. You watch the match. Sarge has got
1:03:28
the fucking guy in the headlock for 49
1:03:30
minutes Yeah,
1:03:32
he fucked man So they put up
1:03:34
chief man and chief went into that
1:03:37
We would get a little dance he
1:03:39
used to do and I'm
1:03:41
like who the fuck bought that that
1:03:43
guy was an Indian Man
1:03:47
he kept he carried
1:03:49
that off. He did that the whole that whole
1:03:51
dance around the ring It's turn. Oh To
1:03:54
me it was it was one of those
1:03:57
deals where I'm saying to myself like cuz you know, I'm looking
1:03:59
at him And he looks
1:04:01
like Walter Klugman's dad
1:04:03
or something. And
1:04:08
I'm just thinking like, you
1:04:12
watch tapes of Dusty. And
1:04:14
there's a great tape, a
1:04:18
clip that's on Instagram of him and
1:04:20
Akeem. And he
1:04:23
gives Akeem the elbow and
1:04:25
Akeem's dancing and doing
1:04:27
his shit around. And it's
1:04:30
just like I'm watching that going,
1:04:33
the amount of charisma in that
1:04:35
ring. And
1:04:37
it's just like- Did you send that to
1:04:39
me this week? Cause I saw that this
1:04:41
week. I might have because I pipe. Every
1:04:43
time I- You were doing the elbows, right?
1:04:45
Yeah, because to me, like the greatest change
1:04:50
of a character was one man
1:04:52
gang going in the alley and coming out
1:04:54
of Akeem. I
1:04:57
mean, that's, I
1:04:59
mean, you know. And that's the
1:05:01
beauty of wrestling. You don't have to
1:05:03
explain it. You don't have to have
1:05:05
logic as long as
1:05:08
the performer commits.
1:05:10
The wrestler, I shouldn't say performer, but no,
1:05:13
they were performers, right? As long
1:05:15
as they commit, you
1:05:18
can do anything. Kind of like AEW did
1:05:21
this Wednesday. They committed, they
1:05:23
opened the show strong with
1:05:25
Orange Castee and who
1:05:27
I think is their brightest
1:05:30
young talent, Will Osprey.
1:05:34
And Rodney
1:05:37
Strong was in the match. She's one of
1:05:39
the, she's a champ. One of the,
1:05:42
I can't keep track. He's got one of these
1:05:44
several belts. And- The
1:05:47
800th belt. Yeah. Good guy. He
1:05:49
worked for me once. He's a nice guy. I've
1:05:53
got a chance to be around them.
1:05:57
Those guys a little bit down at NXT and
1:05:59
got a chance. watch them as
1:06:01
they developed and I knew that
1:06:03
I knew they were gonna be a special
1:06:06
crew but
1:06:11
that pitcher in a pitcher I mean
1:06:15
you can't don't
1:06:17
don't give me three minutes of their
1:06:20
fucking 12-minute match in
1:06:22
a 40 in a 60 40 pitcher
1:06:27
in a pitcher and I'm just like wow
1:06:29
man like don't
1:06:32
put them on first then you've
1:06:35
got some contractual like it
1:06:38
was I just I couldn't believe
1:06:40
it I just how
1:06:42
long was the break that
1:06:45
that the first break was three minutes I
1:06:47
don't think there was another one in the
1:06:49
match but it was
1:06:51
so long that you
1:06:55
you don't watch the
1:06:58
the wrestling it's
1:07:00
too small and
1:07:06
like one thing I did notice in watching
1:07:08
that match because I had I rewound it
1:07:10
to see how long they were in commercial
1:07:12
because I didn't want to get it wrong
1:07:14
and it was only three minutes but it
1:07:16
seemed like three hours and
1:07:19
I remember writing TV you know you'd have to
1:07:21
do those 245s that's
1:07:24
a long commercial break 245 so but I did I
1:07:29
noticed in when I watched the match
1:07:31
especially when I watched it back that
1:07:34
osprey is as much
1:07:37
as Meltzer puts him over he
1:07:41
has a tendency to throw
1:07:44
bad rushed
1:07:47
punches to
1:07:49
get to keep that speed
1:07:53
like everything is about that speed
1:07:56
about that pace and that rhythm
1:07:59
and if you're out there will slow
1:08:02
the fuck down. Watch
1:08:05
Sean Michaels. Like
1:08:07
Sean Michaels made his punches count. Watch
1:08:10
Sean throw those punches when he
1:08:12
was, you know, especially against like
1:08:14
somebody like Scott, like a bigger
1:08:16
guy. Like fucking Sean's punches look
1:08:18
like they could hurt you. So
1:08:21
slow those fucking down. You can
1:08:23
still, because you can motor so
1:08:25
quick off a step and a half if you
1:08:28
get through, if you get cut off and thrown
1:08:30
off the ropes, you can still motor and do
1:08:32
everything. Just, it's not going to
1:08:34
slow the match down. It's going to make your
1:08:36
shit more believable. So for
1:08:39
just, I mean, and I, I'm saying
1:08:41
this to you. I'm
1:08:44
saying this out of trying to
1:08:46
help you out. I'm sure you fucking got
1:08:48
a dojo somewhere that you're going to fucking
1:08:50
challenge me next week. I
1:08:53
get it. Yeah. I'm six, six months
1:08:55
from now. You'll be a much better
1:08:57
version of yourself. You'll be six eight,
1:09:01
but I
1:09:03
just wanted to have the lower part
1:09:05
of Will's body. Is it, uh, okay.
1:09:07
He was trying to give, uh, I,
1:09:12
uh, I don't know what her name is on this show.
1:09:14
Now is it Mercedes? Okay.
1:09:18
He was giving her a, a, a
1:09:20
kind of a run for bad expensive
1:09:23
gear. Like it didn't match.
1:09:27
It was had like some, it didn't
1:09:30
match. He looked like
1:09:32
that, uh, that
1:09:34
one Kelsey that was at the game with
1:09:36
it dressed up like some fucking character.
1:09:40
Yeah. We have an image of it here. We get
1:09:45
a closeup of his gear. That's
1:09:47
not that just because everything's,
1:09:49
but okay. So some advice for
1:09:55
Will. So, so did Kennedy's head from
1:09:57
a fucking satellite. from
1:10:01
a saddle. Let's see. Adrian
1:10:07
Gomez, we all watched last week, I just
1:10:09
want to point out, he said, just reimagining
1:10:11
the Saturday Night Live Land shark with
1:10:15
mud shark. Nice. Imagine...
1:10:18
Who is it? Telegram? Yep.
1:10:21
Feed the mud shark right into Jane
1:10:23
Curtin's bouquet. Pizza?
1:10:28
I know that you mud shark. That
1:10:57
is true. But Fast Company, just yesterday, Kevin, so
1:10:59
coincidentally, we were talking about this, and
1:11:07
then I saw that this
1:11:10
article got posted yesterday about
1:11:14
the full story of The Mize of
1:11:16
Red Lobster. And you know what? Everybody's
1:11:19
kind of right, depending on which story you've
1:11:21
heard. If you've heard the
1:11:23
shrimp thing, there's some truth to it because... That
1:11:28
Thai Union Company, which was a seafood provider,
1:11:30
became the major stakeholders. So what happened was...
1:11:34
How do I do this briefly? I
1:11:38
don't think you can. The
1:11:40
endless shrimp thing is a great pipeline. Can I
1:11:42
go take a quick leak while you cut this?
1:11:46
While I talk about this, for God's sakes? Yeah,
1:11:49
because I know where you're going. Can we
1:11:51
cut? You
1:11:53
want to break and then... Yeah, let's cut
1:11:55
and come back because I don't
1:11:58
have a... bottle down here
1:12:00
tonight? Or you would have pissed on air for
1:12:02
us again. Usually. Right.
1:12:05
Yeah, I don't have one. All right. I was
1:12:07
trying to get this poured
1:12:10
in my cup and
1:12:12
I can't and I don't want to waste a
1:12:14
little bit of water so I got my, as
1:12:18
they say, my back teeth are floating.
1:12:21
So give me two things. I'll sing. No, no, I'm gonna
1:12:23
sing. Okay, sing. Sing about fucking Red
1:12:25
Lobster. We're gonna sing. Wasn't
1:12:27
that a 52 song? That was Rock
1:12:30
Lobster by the B-50. Singing about Red
1:12:32
Lobster. Rock
1:12:34
Lobster. It would have
1:12:37
actually been funny if
1:12:39
you were like, you were like, yeah, just go
1:12:42
ahead and he got up and walked off and
1:12:44
he just left his screen like that while you
1:12:46
were talking about Red Lobster and then he just
1:12:48
comes back. No explanation. And he comes back as
1:12:50
a keen. Right. He walks
1:12:52
back as the one man gang and comes
1:12:54
back. That guy's comment next week would be
1:12:57
a picture of you talking to an empty
1:12:59
chair. Don't leave this in the show. This
1:13:01
stays in the show. This is a reality.
1:13:03
Absolutely. All right. Reality programming. Enough of this
1:13:05
editing. My basic COVID voice. Enough
1:13:08
of this. What's he talking about? God, you know
1:13:10
how fucking hard it is for me not to
1:13:12
turn my mic on and camera when you guys
1:13:14
are talking about directors and editing and the fucking
1:13:16
start of the show. I'm blowing
1:13:18
up the private chat. Which
1:13:20
directors were editors or which ones weren't? Well,
1:13:23
I don't see why we couldn't have, well,
1:13:26
you guys listen. You guys let us know
1:13:28
out there. Do you want CrewBanther? I've always
1:13:30
liked CrewBanther in any show that I've watched.
1:13:34
When I was a kid, there was a
1:13:36
show called the Uncle Floyd Show here in
1:13:38
New Jersey. It was very much a public
1:13:40
access show. And
1:13:43
Floyd Vivino was the host and he had
1:13:45
a puppet, but it wasn't for kids. It
1:13:47
was like adult programming, but Uncle
1:13:49
Floyd had a puppet. I guess
1:13:51
it only stayed local. No one knows what I'm
1:13:53
talking about. But you
1:13:56
would hear the crew sometimes. So I always
1:13:58
liked CrewBanther. And then obviously... Stern was
1:14:00
the one that like brought the crew on
1:14:02
is like cast mate. So I have no
1:14:04
problem When you guys were Kevin
1:14:06
I was just saying that this stuff should stay in
1:14:09
when we talk and there's a and there's
1:14:11
a break and they come on It's it's
1:14:13
why this is different than everything else. It
1:14:15
feels like I think we should just go
1:14:17
with the show like right from here All
1:14:21
right Yeah
1:14:29
I don't know to me. It's this It's
1:14:33
like when I was when I was you
1:14:35
know in the ring and Especially
1:14:39
early in my career when it was so much
1:14:41
cave babe going on and Like
1:14:45
there'd be like the main event would be in
1:14:47
the ring But two
1:14:50
or three of the boys would fucking stick their heads
1:14:52
out through the curtain in the back in the whole
1:14:54
fucking crowd It was watching the main event will go
1:14:58
Because what they really wanted to see
1:15:00
was that right they knew what the
1:15:02
fuck that was they want Yeah, what
1:15:04
was going on back there? That's interesting
1:15:07
and that's mean me and Steve are the real
1:15:09
draws. That's where the watch. Yeah Will
1:15:12
be the thumbnail this week Cuz
1:15:22
we totally weren't on that thumbnail I
1:15:26
Fucking Tom had to go record Rob show
1:15:28
tonight. This could have been a moment recorded
1:15:30
nine other shows today Kev
1:15:34
you know what I thought would have been funny when you
1:15:36
stepped out of camera and yet like you left the empty
1:15:38
chair When you came back if you
1:15:40
came back as I keen There
1:15:43
would have been huge, but I figured you didn't
1:15:45
have the outfit there no even Oz would have
1:15:48
been great So
1:15:51
the way Private
1:15:53
equity companies work and those
1:15:56
are companies that come in and
1:15:59
buy a distressed company, let's say,
1:16:01
for lack of a better. It's
1:16:06
never with the intention to
1:16:08
right the ship. They're going to gobble this
1:16:10
thing eventually. What Golden
1:16:12
Gate Capital did with
1:16:15
Red Lobster back in
1:16:17
2014, they bought Red
1:16:19
Lobster from Darden
1:16:22
Restaurants. They were a restaurateur that owned stuff
1:16:24
like Olive Garden and Longhorn and stuff. When
1:16:29
a private equity firm comes in, it finances
1:16:32
the acquisition by loading the company
1:16:34
down with a debt. The company
1:16:36
is basically paying to be acquired
1:16:38
over time. It makes the
1:16:41
deal cheaper for the private equity firm. It
1:16:45
makes it harder for the company to survive. They need someone
1:16:47
to come in because they're in trouble to start with. It's
1:16:50
basically like the mob. Now
1:16:52
you're paying you serious amounts of money
1:16:54
to them to be saved. This
1:16:57
company Golden Gate Capital does. They add
1:17:00
the debt of two Red Lobster. But
1:17:04
in a deviously brilliant
1:17:06
move, they
1:17:08
sell all of
1:17:11
the real estate assets that
1:17:13
Red Lobster has for
1:17:15
$1.5 billion and then makes
1:17:18
the restaurant lease it
1:17:21
from them. That
1:17:23
deal, just the sale of the
1:17:26
real estate, financed the
1:17:28
entire takeover and
1:17:31
then the rent checks they just
1:17:33
collected from this distressed
1:17:35
company was all profit. For
1:17:38
however many years, 2014, 10 years of profit. Every
1:17:42
Red Lobster you saw was paying
1:17:44
to lease the land it once
1:17:46
owned. That's like me
1:17:48
coming to your house saying, oh,
1:17:50
you're having a hard time paying the bills? Let
1:17:52
me buy your house from you. Doesn't
1:17:55
Tom Selleck call that a reverse? The
1:18:00
reverse mortgage gimmick. Remember he was pushing
1:18:02
that shit? Oh, the
1:18:05
reverse mortgage. So anyway, so incredibly
1:18:07
this happens. Now, Golden Gate, after
1:18:09
it fattens itself up on all
1:18:11
this money, oh
1:18:14
by the way, to add to
1:18:16
the devilishness of the deal, Kevin,
1:18:18
it was what's called a triple
1:18:20
net lease, which means that
1:18:22
in addition to paying to lease the
1:18:25
property back from the company that just
1:18:27
sold it all, the
1:18:30
company is still responsible for all
1:18:32
of the operating expenses that happen
1:18:35
on that. So like
1:18:37
property taxes, insurance,
1:18:40
they're still paying too. It
1:18:43
gave like this much room for
1:18:45
error from this distressed
1:18:47
restaurant company. So
1:18:49
now what happens is Golden
1:18:52
Gate sells a 25% stake
1:18:55
in this to a company called
1:18:57
Thai Union for $575 million. That's 25%. So that
1:18:59
puts that valuation at $2 billion. So Thai
1:19:07
Union is already their shrimp
1:19:09
supplier. So now they have a
1:19:11
stake in it. So what do they say?
1:19:14
Hey guys, why don't
1:19:16
you do something called endless shrimp
1:19:18
and buy everything we catch
1:19:21
no matter if you sell it or not.
1:19:24
That was the final straw
1:19:26
because Thai Union eventually, because
1:19:29
this deal is so incredible,
1:19:32
they buy the remaining 75%
1:19:34
from Golden Gate. So now
1:19:36
the shrimp supplier is
1:19:38
just shoveling. It's like that scene in
1:19:40
Goodfellas when they take over the bar,
1:19:42
they load it in one side. And
1:19:45
they're coming out the back. With
1:19:48
their shrimp. So it starts as
1:19:50
a real estate deal, then
1:19:52
gets sold to the shrimp company that just move
1:19:54
all their goddamn boatloads of shrimp out the door.
1:19:58
That's the story of Red Lobster. So
1:20:00
yeah. It's your business lesson for
1:20:02
the day, everyone. Good
1:20:04
God. My
1:20:09
whole thing is, everybody
1:20:11
that you talk to, because
1:20:14
we've all been to a red lobster in our
1:20:16
lives and we've all had the cheesy biscuits. And
1:20:20
it's like everybody, when it
1:20:22
first came out, it was like, oh fuck. Because
1:20:26
these chain restaurants just don't fucking do
1:20:28
very well. Anymore.
1:20:33
So everybody was saying it was this endless
1:20:38
shrimp thing that killed it. And my wife and
1:20:40
I, when we first heard the story, we went,
1:20:42
well what if they, what
1:20:46
month in a row
1:20:49
did you look at your books and go, hey,
1:20:52
this fucking endless shrimp thing's killing us, but
1:20:54
we need to keep it going. So
1:20:56
we were trying to figure out what the fucking yard,
1:20:58
bud. Exactly.
1:21:01
Do you have one of those cough
1:21:03
buttons? Yeah. I don't
1:21:05
have one. Maybe this thing. It's not in the bottom of
1:21:07
your screen. When
1:21:10
I have to make unkind noises,
1:21:12
I need to hit that. But
1:21:14
you know, we were just saying,
1:21:16
and then when the equity, when
1:21:18
the whole story was told, and
1:21:21
then you say to yourself, fuck,
1:21:24
like, how,
1:21:26
like BlackRock. And
1:21:30
the purchasing of single
1:21:33
family homes, you
1:21:35
know, it's like when you just start
1:21:37
looking into all the ways that
1:21:40
these fucking conglomerates, these
1:21:43
giant fucking, they're just
1:21:45
eating everything alive.
1:21:47
Yeah. And
1:21:49
they go into it to
1:21:52
places like Phoenix and Austin and places like
1:21:54
that, where real estate's, you know,
1:21:56
hard to get as it is. They pay premium.
1:22:00
dollar for the real estate knowing
1:22:02
that real estate is going nowhere but up
1:22:06
so it's almost like you know it's it's
1:22:08
the old in ten years you know you
1:22:10
put money in Wall Street in ten years
1:22:12
you know historically you'll make ten
1:22:14
percent on your money unless
1:22:16
it was 90 to 2000 and you didn't
1:22:20
make a fucking dime thank you so much but
1:22:24
yeah it's just speaking
1:22:26
of Nikki Haley so
1:22:29
funny I'm staring at the and I have
1:22:31
written after the fast company
1:22:33
link I have written into
1:22:35
Nikki Haley slash Justice Alito and
1:22:37
you're talking and I'm like I'm
1:22:40
gonna throw in somewhere I gotta
1:22:42
throw in somewhere but you threw
1:22:45
in well I yeah I just
1:22:48
that was another thing where I'm just saying
1:22:50
it's a political move you know
1:22:52
and I think we're all at this point like I
1:22:56
read some of the messages that come across
1:22:58
and they're just like please
1:23:00
no politics it's
1:23:03
not even really politics anymore
1:23:05
like anybody that watched the
1:23:07
cat from Massachusetts fuck
1:23:09
with that guy from the house about
1:23:12
talking about Trump did you see any of that
1:23:14
no oh Jesus
1:23:16
it's it's it's fucking
1:23:18
priceless find it where they
1:23:20
fucking they have they the guy goes off
1:23:23
about Trump
1:23:25
and about all this court cases and somebody
1:23:28
one of the Republicans yells I
1:23:31
want that stricken from the records
1:23:33
they go on an hour break
1:23:36
and they have to strike you from
1:23:38
the records and they come back and this
1:23:41
this black woman reads the the
1:23:43
words that are stricken
1:23:46
and but the guy the
1:23:48
guy from asked you and the guy
1:23:50
that's he's a he's
1:23:52
doing Johnson's job he so he's
1:23:54
in she's in charge he's
1:23:57
a representative from Alabama he
1:24:00
read, he can't
1:24:02
pronounce anything, he doesn't,
1:24:04
he's, they're going on like this
1:24:07
Jefferson fucking, you know,
1:24:11
proxy that it's
1:24:13
just absolutely comical. It's
1:24:16
so, it's like
1:24:18
when you're stoned and you watch
1:24:20
the British Parliament and they
1:24:22
all get the wings on it. Oh,
1:24:25
that's a blast. Yeah, it's like we're
1:24:27
that. We're that right now,
1:24:29
man. It's like it's, it's so fucked
1:24:31
up. So,
1:24:33
the difference is there's always a
1:24:35
tongue-in-cheek aspect to Parliament. Here they
1:24:37
want to stab each other and cut each
1:24:39
other. Yeah, yeah, well, you know, it was
1:24:41
that, that's our, there's our boy right there.
1:24:45
That guy, I mean.
1:24:48
So Jim McGovern. I
1:24:51
was admonished for stating the simple fact that
1:24:53
the former president was indicted by a grand jury
1:24:56
and is on trial in a court of law.
1:24:59
That's not my opinion, it's just
1:25:01
the truth. Last week during debate, a
1:25:03
Republican member of this House said, and
1:25:05
I quote, watch the former
1:25:07
president of the United States being hauled
1:25:10
into court day after day with
1:25:12
a sham trial, end quote. He
1:25:15
wasn't admonished. I
1:25:17
just referenced the same trial and I was.
1:25:20
In this Republican controlled House, it's
1:25:22
okay to talk about the trial but you
1:25:25
have to call it a sham. It's okay
1:25:27
to say the jury is rigged. But not
1:25:29
that Trump should be held accountable. It's okay
1:25:31
to say the court is corrupt but not
1:25:34
Trump is corrupting the rule of law. Yeah,
1:25:39
that's a good point. So
1:25:43
Nikki is, is, is, is much
1:25:45
like AEW, she's all in. She's
1:25:48
all in. She's, so, and
1:25:50
the thing is, is, so
1:25:52
my wife and I were,
1:25:54
were having a conversation about this and she's
1:25:57
under the assumption now.
1:26:00
That because she. Is
1:26:03
gonna back Trump. That.
1:26:05
That twelve percent or whatever she
1:26:07
was still getting on each of
1:26:10
these primaries was gonna vote for
1:26:12
Trump and I said. I
1:26:14
don't Sweet I said. I
1:26:16
think the reason that they
1:26:18
were still voting for somebody
1:26:20
that was no longer running
1:26:22
was they were looking for
1:26:24
an alternative to Sue and
1:26:26
to Donald Trump. I said
1:26:28
so. I said either of
1:26:30
those are Kennedy as if
1:26:32
animal werther him ago. I.
1:26:35
Said now, but they think it's very
1:26:37
interesting that Trump was in. Was.
1:26:40
In Brooklyn. Was.
1:26:43
In the Bronx get
1:26:45
a little. very large
1:26:47
black Latino showing. Somewhere
1:26:49
one of the boroughs in New York and
1:26:52
can I like? I caught it on Fox.
1:26:55
And I'm. Yes,
1:26:58
I do watch Fox. Soylent
1:27:01
irises on a bus? them
1:27:03
never mind I'm but. ah,
1:27:08
He's here. He's getting a foot
1:27:10
is crazy. Is. Absolutely
1:27:13
crazy as he says.
1:27:15
Nikki Haley talk shit about Trump
1:27:18
to the point where every knows
1:27:20
it If you talk shit about
1:27:22
Trump he when he's like a
1:27:25
fuck of elephant. He's.
1:27:27
Not gonna fucking forget it and
1:27:29
know she she said the words.
1:27:31
He is not fit to be
1:27:34
preserved United States and then she
1:27:36
goes an indoor some. Oh.
1:27:38
No worth what? What her fucking game
1:27:41
plan is that if she thinks it's
1:27:43
for if Trump wins that she's going
1:27:45
to get a fuckin cabinet spot or
1:27:47
any spot besides maybe if I get
1:27:49
thrown in jail. I.
1:27:52
May know he's like a child. He's not going
1:27:54
to forget any of the now and he's nine.
1:27:56
She's not going to get any faith and unless
1:27:58
a deals already been made, can. Well,
1:28:01
my whole thing is, and I don't
1:28:04
remember who I was watching last night,
1:28:09
it was a definitely left-wing,
1:28:13
leftist side television show, but
1:28:15
they said that the move,
1:28:20
what it was, it was a GOP, was
1:28:23
on MSNBC, that
1:28:25
was a GOP member, and they
1:28:27
said that Trump at this point
1:28:31
should make the move to
1:28:35
secure those Haley votes. Like,
1:28:39
whether or not he's gonna just, I
1:28:41
mean, you got to get the votes first, so go
1:28:43
ahead and say, okay, you
1:28:46
know, thanks for jumping
1:28:48
aboard and making sure you
1:28:50
get those Haley votes, and
1:28:52
then fucking put it in the guillotine
1:28:54
after the election. So, I don't know.
1:28:59
It's just, to me, it's
1:29:03
just another, and people are
1:29:05
like, oh, they're talking politics. Dude,
1:29:09
I don't understand the difference between politics
1:29:13
is the war
1:29:16
machine's entertainment. That's
1:29:19
their entertainment channel. So,
1:29:21
this giant conglomerate, like,
1:29:24
I just went to fucking
1:29:26
Huntsville. You're talking about, you're
1:29:29
sitting in the fucking airport, and it's like,
1:29:32
Raytheon! You know, like,
1:29:35
they've got that
1:29:37
redstone arsenal there
1:29:39
where they fucking fire rockets, and everybody's
1:29:43
building weapons, and
1:29:46
it's the number one place to
1:29:48
move and growth, and it's like,
1:29:51
that's what this fucking,
1:29:55
we're not happy unless we're fucking making weapons.
1:29:57
I mean, war is fucking the end. And
1:30:01
the politics is just the inner
1:30:03
stets the entertainment fucking channel of
1:30:05
the fucking of the war machine
1:30:08
Carlin has a lot of good stuff on there. Yeah
1:30:10
so far ahead of his time in so
1:30:12
many ways Which
1:30:16
of course brings to mind justice Alito and his
1:30:18
flags Yeah,
1:30:21
but yeah, I mean everybody knows
1:30:23
man that You're the
1:30:26
dude around the house like you put your wife
1:30:28
puts up and takes down the flag I was
1:30:30
gonna say doesn't hammer decide what flags gonna fly
1:30:32
in front of the house. I told you the
1:30:34
other day I said I said like she couldn't
1:30:37
get teased Jeep to turn
1:30:39
you know cuz you know nobody really drives
1:30:41
anymore and I said to
1:30:43
her I said If you check the battery and she went
1:30:45
out there she says I got this
1:30:47
so she I think she went today and Took
1:30:50
the old battery out and gonna
1:30:52
put the new one in cuz that's just what women do
1:30:55
I was too busy in the fucking closet hiding
1:30:57
gold And
1:31:02
now obviously also having said that
1:31:05
you wouldn't in any way I mean
1:31:07
if the wife wants an upside-down flag
1:31:09
up and Kiss
1:31:13
my ass in heaven, what's the tree called or
1:31:15
the goddamn tree something about heaven Steve? What's
1:31:19
the tree called? Now
1:31:22
obviously if you're gonna put that up you
1:31:24
you are in no position just say it's
1:31:26
just say it Steve Might
1:31:30
be searching he might be
1:31:33
vomiting in his shoes. He's got covered appeal
1:31:35
to have Now
1:31:39
obviously if your wife wants
1:31:41
to hang that you in no way have any
1:31:43
right to say Honey
1:31:46
that might show a bias and I and
1:31:49
I have a job You might not
1:31:51
know what I've been doing for the last 15
1:31:54
years, but I have
1:31:56
a job that I can't show deference
1:31:59
to anyone in one of
1:32:01
the other supposed separation
1:32:04
of power, you know,
1:32:06
division of the comoticamas.
1:32:09
So I can't necessarily give
1:32:11
my opinion what's going on at the executive
1:32:13
branch, because I'm in the judicial branch here.
1:32:19
Has the Supreme Court ever, in
1:32:25
your lifetime, like I always
1:32:27
had respect for the Supreme
1:32:29
Court. And now
1:32:32
it's just like, it's
1:32:34
just another fucking skit
1:32:38
on fucking Saturday Night Live. It's
1:32:40
just another like, are you fucking kidding me,
1:32:42
right? And he did
1:32:44
what? Right. He
1:32:46
turned the sign
1:32:49
for distress. And
1:32:51
it's not like he's got a fucking badass
1:32:54
crib or anything. I mean, this shit's just
1:32:57
right on the fucking
1:32:59
Plymouth Horizon station wagon
1:33:01
or something. Yeah,
1:33:04
but I mean, we're at that. He's not on the
1:33:06
take like fucking Thomas. That's for sure. He's
1:33:08
just a dumb fuck that's got a flag upside
1:33:11
down. Yeah,
1:33:13
distressing. All of it.
1:33:16
All of it distressing. I'm telling
1:33:18
you, I'm gonna fucking fly a
1:33:20
flag upside down because of
1:33:23
what we got in the Supreme Court, because
1:33:25
we're, I'm under distress. You
1:33:28
know what would help you though,
1:33:30
because with distress comes sweating, perspiration.
1:33:34
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1:39:22
far more watchable now because they've
1:39:24
added the SummerSlam
1:39:26
stipulation. Right. Right. So
1:39:28
the winner of the
1:39:31
men's King of the
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Ring, that brand will go
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1:39:50
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or Tomatonga, right? Probably
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1:40:01
Wes would like you to make a prediction
1:40:03
on how many chops if it is Wharton
1:40:06
and Gunther Saturday.
1:40:09
The over
1:40:15
under is 22. I'm going under. Under
1:40:21
22. Cody
1:40:25
defending against... Because
1:40:29
Randy on the nipple on one of the
1:40:32
first three, I might
1:40:34
go four. You
1:40:38
know I caught to Tony Khan was
1:40:42
talking about healthy competition in pro wrestling.
1:40:44
He was defending his social
1:40:47
media work and
1:40:51
he said I don't want to misquote him so
1:40:53
I'm gonna read it exactly here. This
1:40:58
is from wrestling headlines. I always want
1:41:00
to give credit. He was on a
1:41:02
radio show. He was on the Rocker
1:41:04
Morning Show WRKR 107.7. He was asked
1:41:06
about the Monday Night Wars of WCW
1:41:11
and WWE and
1:41:14
he likened it to
1:41:17
today's social media being
1:41:19
a key component in
1:41:21
the healthy back-and-forth between
1:41:23
AEW and WWE. Can
1:41:27
we really compare what's
1:41:30
happening now? I just I
1:41:33
loved the Gunther is all in. The photo? Who's
1:41:39
got that? Put that up. Gunther is all elite in
1:41:41
the empty arena. I
1:41:49
watched last night it was it
1:41:51
was Billy Gunn's two kids and
1:41:54
then some guy that
1:41:56
looks like he was Let's
1:42:00
see. No,
1:42:03
he doesn't know. Westview, there it
1:42:05
is. Gunter
1:42:07
is all the... I thought that was pretty
1:42:11
fucking funny. Incredibly brilliant.
1:42:15
But it's the gun, Billy's two
1:42:17
kids and it looks like
1:42:19
some guy that is
1:42:22
playing some
1:42:24
bootlegger from the 30s is
1:42:27
their mouthpiece. And
1:42:30
they... it's
1:42:33
so hard for these guys to
1:42:36
like go out
1:42:39
and work the hard camera
1:42:41
because there's nobody there. And
1:42:45
yeah, his name's Jay
1:42:47
White. Yeah, think
1:42:49
about this. See, now, having never been in the ring
1:42:51
myself, now I'm thinking about this for the first time.
1:42:54
Where my focal point is gonna be,
1:42:58
that's where they put the empty
1:43:00
seats because they're filming in the other direction. Everybody
1:43:03
behind me. So you have to... And I'm turning
1:43:05
to an empty arena. You
1:43:07
have to turn your... and I
1:43:09
mean, that's the difference between a
1:43:12
pro and not a pro. Like
1:43:14
that's the difference between some of you this season. Right.
1:43:18
So you're telling me that
1:43:21
you would rather go out and
1:43:24
work in front of 3,000 people and have 3,000
1:43:26
people see you than have 720,000 people see you.
1:43:34
You know? So... Yeah,
1:43:38
you almost have to be like, if you're the
1:43:40
worker, it's gotta be... it's fairly
1:43:42
like being on a set or on a stage
1:43:44
where you're pretending everything in front of you is
1:43:46
not there. And
1:43:49
they do a
1:43:51
job from a
1:43:53
production standpoint where once
1:43:56
the guy comes down and... Jay
1:43:59
did a job. a good job of
1:44:02
he just it's
1:44:05
almost like he kind
1:44:07
of pulled the two gun kids like
1:44:09
to where they were at the ropes and
1:44:12
they were looking at the hard camera but
1:44:14
it's just they
1:44:17
kind of said some things like it got a
1:44:19
reaction and then when you get a reaction
1:44:21
it's just it's really really
1:44:23
hard you know not to
1:44:25
fucking turn but see this is the
1:44:27
shot they do so this
1:44:30
is the close-up shot they do which
1:44:32
allows them to kind of half
1:44:36
like half-ass split
1:44:38
the difference and
1:44:40
he's still Jay's got people over his
1:44:42
left shoulder but you know
1:44:44
you'll cut that promo that
1:44:48
way and you know he's got
1:44:50
nobody fucking in front of them right
1:44:53
yeah to his right shoulder
1:44:56
there's not a fucking soul right
1:44:59
so yeah and
1:45:02
a lot of times like your TNA the way
1:45:04
it was set up there was still maybe
1:45:07
eight rows of people on the
1:45:10
hard camera side so you still
1:45:13
you've got to have somebody to work with you know
1:45:16
somebody you know to make eye contact
1:45:18
with somebody because you know it comes
1:45:24
across very like stepford
1:45:26
wife's if you just go right at
1:45:29
that that hard camera you
1:45:31
know mm-hmm so it's
1:45:34
uh are you playing to the audience as much
1:45:36
as you're playing to the camera Kevin
1:45:38
on a televised wrestling event I
1:45:42
mean I'm just speaking
1:45:44
myself personally I don't know about anybody
1:45:46
else I'm working the camera
1:45:50
but I'm never saying
1:45:52
and we would do it a little bit
1:45:54
because the NWO was kind of it was
1:45:57
kind of a thing we did we would
1:45:59
actually come down But Hulk would
1:46:01
do it. So you had to, if
1:46:03
you didn't do it, then you would end up walking
1:46:05
by Hulk. So you had to
1:46:07
stop. And I don't like anybody that talks
1:46:09
to the handheld. Like
1:46:11
if a handheld camera's backing up, I
1:46:14
don't want, I hate what
1:46:16
somebody says, I'm coming to get you. I mean,
1:46:19
that takes away
1:46:22
your whole entrance
1:46:24
of coming down. See, they're hanging on
1:46:26
the rope there. That's, I mean, that's,
1:46:28
and he, Jay pulled,
1:46:30
it was hard, but Jay pulled
1:46:32
them all there. So,
1:46:35
you know, kudos,
1:46:37
kudos to that. I
1:46:41
want to go back to something you said
1:46:43
you're talking about. So when you say talk
1:46:45
to the hard cam, you mean like during
1:46:47
the match, if they turn, or you're coming
1:46:50
down the ramp. Any, any time, like the
1:46:52
camera's not there unless you
1:46:54
are cutting the promo. And I
1:46:56
liked it at the WWE, they
1:46:59
at the, towards the
1:47:01
end of my career, would actually have the
1:47:03
handheld guy get in the ring. So
1:47:06
he would, he would shoot
1:47:08
you so you could be in the middle of
1:47:10
the ring, but he could come in and
1:47:13
shoot you, you know,
1:47:16
during the promo. Right. Just more.
1:47:18
But once, once the,
1:47:22
working with people, man, that's how she'll shit.
1:47:24
Right. I mean, that's what the piano,
1:47:26
that's, that's where you, you, you
1:47:29
can put in so much. Those, Billy's kids
1:47:31
do a good job of getting heat. Like
1:47:33
they, I know both of them. I
1:47:35
like both of them. I've watched them grow up. Billy's
1:47:38
a friend of mine, but they
1:47:40
get heat with me. You
1:47:43
know, they're just natural fucking heat getters. Where
1:47:47
Billy's the exact opposite. You couldn't
1:47:49
fucking dislike Billy Gunn if you
1:47:51
fucking wanted to. He's
1:47:53
such a great guy. He's always got a smile
1:47:55
on his face. Yeah, it's true. I
1:47:57
mean, the fucking, the world's fucking large
1:48:00
just stiffest fucking handshake.
1:48:04
Right. So I
1:48:06
want to stay on the camera thing for a minute because this
1:48:08
is interesting to me. So all
1:48:11
right so work in the fans that's house
1:48:13
show stuff that's good so you're aware when
1:48:15
you're on when it's raw or or nitro
1:48:18
or anything today dynamite
1:48:22
first and foremost camera
1:48:28
right because it's a TV medium it's a
1:48:30
TV show but it but
1:48:32
at the same time I've got to
1:48:35
watch the product back at
1:48:38
some point and realize you
1:48:42
know the WV I don't know
1:48:44
how many cameras they have now but
1:48:46
I'm catching a lot of the
1:48:48
AW guys smacking
1:48:53
like doing a kick and smacking
1:48:55
their leg all sound yeah I'm
1:48:57
seeing a lot of that where
1:48:59
the WWE man it's really like
1:49:02
you don't see people miss some
1:49:04
punches because man they they do
1:49:06
a really good job of
1:49:08
switching the cameras so
1:49:11
from a production I just don't think that
1:49:13
AW has the same amount of
1:49:18
of cameras that WV
1:49:20
and then if it's the same
1:49:22
situation which I know it is because
1:49:25
they use the TNT
1:49:30
crews you know you
1:49:33
got a guy on handheld that
1:49:35
was shooting a NASCAR
1:49:37
race on Sunday and he's
1:49:40
shooting wrestling on Wednesday so I mean
1:49:44
they're skilled they're skilled as fuck
1:49:46
and they're versatile as fuck but
1:49:49
you've got television cameramen
1:49:52
shooting wrestling whereas
1:49:54
the WWE has wrestling cameramen
1:49:59
shooting wrestling slim. Right.
1:50:03
Now when you guys would have to take the
1:50:05
fight outside the ring, right, maybe
1:50:07
you're gonna be beyond
1:50:10
just ringside, I'm talking about if shit's gonna happen
1:50:12
up the ramp, off the ramp, whatever, this
1:50:15
all, the production end of it, the
1:50:18
production people get that in advance, right,
1:50:20
because they know they need a handheld
1:50:22
in the audience because you guys are
1:50:24
gonna fight up the stairs and
1:50:27
WWE is really good because
1:50:30
they've got the, they've always got the crane. So they've
1:50:33
always got that crane
1:50:35
shot that they can bring that
1:50:37
camera, bring that camera down and
1:50:40
then it's such an easier
1:50:43
follow and you
1:50:45
don't get the congestion of seeing
1:50:47
the handhelds. So
1:50:49
you know it takes away that
1:50:52
I'm watching produced wrestling kind
1:50:54
of feel. What
1:50:57
about backstage schmaz is like
1:50:59
that when you're gonna jump somebody or you know
1:51:01
the nwo. I thought when we talked
1:51:05
about it and Wes
1:51:10
was in agreement and I really
1:51:12
thought that they did a good job, that
1:51:15
Christian did a really good job at
1:51:18
the end of the show being chased
1:51:20
down. It had
1:51:23
a feeling of realness,
1:51:25
he took the backdrop you
1:51:28
know which is, I mean Christian ain't a fucking 12
1:51:30
year old kid like Christian's
1:51:32
got some age on him. He took
1:51:34
a pretty solid backdrop on the
1:51:36
hood of that, it
1:51:40
was a Tahoe, some kind
1:51:42
of a big SUV, big winter SUV. Right
1:51:46
and we were saying that for
1:51:50
a. I wonder if they're doing like we used
1:51:52
to do WCW where somebody
1:51:55
rent a SUV and get the lost
1:51:57
damage waiver. Oh and then just destroy
1:52:00
the fucking thing? I
1:52:02
remember there was one time but Doug
1:52:04
Dillinger was the legendary
1:52:06
security guy he
1:52:08
was cantankerous and
1:52:12
a good fucking guy man heart of gold and
1:52:18
we used his Cadillac as
1:52:21
Lucas Cadillac and we
1:52:23
fucking we wound up fucking Big Show
1:52:27
Paul we wound him up and
1:52:30
man he was impressive as fuck he Paul
1:52:33
like walked up the the
1:52:36
hood of the car and just
1:52:38
fucking just put his foot right
1:52:40
through that window I mean
1:52:42
like to the steering wheel just and
1:52:49
you know we got done with the same everything Dillinger
1:52:52
came out there that night
1:52:54
it started to drizzle Dillinger had to
1:52:56
drive that fucking Cadillac back
1:52:58
to Atlanta airport and
1:53:01
dropped it off with that fucking water
1:53:03
coming in that fucking windshield oh
1:53:05
my god I was like fuck
1:53:07
we weren't his friends for a while couldn't
1:53:10
couldn't have it get towed or something get
1:53:12
there I'm sure
1:53:15
if I can Doug probably said somebody put into a
1:53:17
rock through when it was parked or something I don't
1:53:20
know until they
1:53:22
turned on the TV and so who
1:53:24
sat smart I don't know who
1:53:26
Doug Dillinger is one of
1:53:28
us fucking would have brought it back yeah they
1:53:30
probably stagged it when
1:53:32
you guys would do production meetings at
1:53:35
WW8 how much of that was
1:53:39
because you hear production meeting
1:53:41
and you assume it's going to be a
1:53:43
very technical discussion of maybe
1:53:48
where stuff is going to be shot for
1:53:51
the backstage stuff and how much of it
1:53:53
was technical and how much of
1:53:55
it was story related
1:53:58
was the production meeting in Highly technical. I
1:54:02
was never, I don't think I've
1:54:05
ever been in what they call
1:54:07
the actual production meeting. On
1:54:10
the day of the show, no? I
1:54:12
was always, then they would
1:54:15
break from the production meeting because that's
1:54:18
where they do the nuts
1:54:20
and bolts of what they
1:54:22
were going to shoot. And then
1:54:24
Vince or whoever
1:54:26
would come down, if it was Paul, Stephanie
1:54:31
would come down and we would go, that
1:54:35
was the first time in my life when I
1:54:37
came back with the
1:54:39
NWO angle where they, I was like,
1:54:42
we never rehearsed anything with,
1:54:45
you know, at WCW. It
1:54:48
was just, there were
1:54:50
so many times at WCW where we have
1:54:52
a main event, a six man main event
1:54:55
and we'd go to the fucking ring. Like
1:55:00
somebody's music would start and they'd have to leave
1:55:03
and we'd think, we'd basically
1:55:07
call it out there, you know?
1:55:11
So you never had to go to the
1:55:15
meetings where like
1:55:17
camera stuff was this, like take for
1:55:20
example when you had the thing out in the
1:55:22
lot with Ray and you threw him into
1:55:24
the trailer and everything like that, doesn't
1:55:27
that all have to be worked
1:55:29
out because you need the cameras outside? We
1:55:33
just kind of walked
1:55:36
through that because, you know,
1:55:38
we were there early and it was, of course it
1:55:40
was, that was far enough away
1:55:42
from the crowd where, you know, it couldn't be
1:55:44
seen. But
1:55:48
the thing we wanted to make sure was,
1:55:51
like there's
1:55:54
nothing worse than
1:55:56
like using
1:55:59
a bit. an aluminum baseball bat,
1:56:01
a pipe, and pulling
1:56:04
it. So
1:56:06
we always, you know, it
1:56:08
was always, my philosophy is
1:56:10
always, you
1:56:13
can never do anything in a work that's
1:56:17
going to top what
1:56:19
somebody's mind is going to assume
1:56:22
happened if they come
1:56:24
into the shot and you're dropping the bat.
1:56:27
And the person's bent over and they're holding their
1:56:29
head and it's bleeding. Or,
1:56:32
you know, Ray was the only
1:56:34
real action in that. Ray came
1:56:36
across, I caught him, and lawn
1:56:38
darted him. That was the only
1:56:40
real action. I think maybe
1:56:42
Scott hit maybe Riggs or one other
1:56:45
guy, but it was like everybody,
1:56:47
like, they came running into
1:56:49
it like cops, and the
1:56:51
carnage was already there. So,
1:56:54
I mean, it's just like, to me, it's
1:56:56
Hitchcock. It's Psycho. You
1:56:59
guys decide those things there.
1:57:02
Yeah, because I- With
1:57:04
Eric? Yeah, like
1:57:06
I remember one time when I was working
1:57:08
with the show and Goldberg
1:57:12
was gonna get to Sid and
1:57:15
I think it was before Halloween and Havoc.
1:57:17
I think they worked, and Sid
1:57:19
had never gotten color. So
1:57:23
I'm like, oh, fuck. And we had to get, the
1:57:25
way we were gonna get out of it was
1:57:29
he was gonna get color and then Bill
1:57:31
was gonna fucking bust him open and
1:57:33
we were gonna stop the match because
1:57:37
of the bleeding and give
1:57:39
Bill the win, basically, on like
1:57:41
a TKO instead of a pinfall.
1:57:45
And so I said, fuck, I'm trying to think
1:57:47
what to do. And I said, well, I said,
1:57:49
if we come into it like cops, I
1:57:53
said, you know, and Dr.
1:57:58
Unger was there. And
1:58:01
he had a scalpel. His
1:58:04
specialty was diabetes, but
1:58:06
he was still an M.D. And
1:58:10
he cut Sid with a scalpel.
1:58:13
And we
1:58:18
cut Sid and we laid him down
1:58:20
behind a black box. And
1:58:23
then Bill just mounted him. So when
1:58:25
we came around the corner, you just saw Bill. You
1:58:28
could just see the upper body of
1:58:30
Bill, and you could see Bill striking
1:58:32
him. And then the
1:58:35
camera came around and exposed.
1:58:37
And by that time, Sid had been laying
1:58:39
there long enough where there was a kind
1:58:41
of a little bit of a pool
1:58:44
of blood there. And then
1:58:46
the people broke it up. And
1:58:48
then we went into the fight, and then they
1:58:50
pretty much did what they could
1:58:53
to kind of... And
1:58:56
it bled the second they got out
1:58:58
there. Because
1:59:02
Bill knew that if he hard
1:59:05
weighed him too much, it would swell and it
1:59:07
wouldn't bleed. So it
1:59:09
was kind of a dicey
1:59:11
thing. It was a stupid call. I
1:59:14
fucked that up. I thought
1:59:16
we could do something we couldn't. But
1:59:20
back into the left. Back into the left.
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this is someone you're familiar with on
2:01:07
this Tap Out. Flexing
2:01:10
some of their musical skills, we've of course
2:01:13
seen Jeff Hardy in the ring
2:01:15
for years. One of the...
2:01:17
I heard he was doing some gigs.
2:01:20
He's doing some music now. So, figured
2:01:23
we should see how this lands in the
2:01:25
Tap Out universe. Go ahead. Thank
2:01:55
you. Cause
2:02:00
of my thought I
2:02:02
got home for got a loan of
2:02:05
what my mind was thinking I
2:02:08
am free and time see more
2:02:10
world facing the
2:02:12
way I've dreamt them off. I
2:02:14
am So glistening the way
2:02:17
I've loved myself something
2:02:21
else I found So
2:02:30
what is it what's going on here? What is this? This
2:02:33
is serious. This is a this is a That
2:02:36
was listen the words. No, it's I Enjoyed
2:02:40
that for the simple fact as
2:02:42
I know that he's You
2:02:44
know, he's fuck man. I mean I've known
2:02:46
Jeff since he was Maybe
2:02:51
17 or 18 years old. I mean he
2:02:54
was I was Scott. He looked
2:02:56
like vanilla He said was Scott's favorite fucking
2:02:58
guy to work with He
2:03:00
was an enhancement guy and I've
2:03:04
just known him for fucking like seems like my whole
2:03:06
life So it was
2:03:08
interesting. It was interesting. Oh, it's a you
2:03:11
can feel that I mean I felt pain.
2:03:13
I feel pain, you know, I Feel
2:03:16
that he's uh, but at the same time
2:03:18
I think he looks like he's at a good
2:03:21
place All
2:03:23
right. So let's take these strictly artistic aspect
2:03:26
of this here Is
2:03:28
this something you would that I would catch you playing in
2:03:30
the Mustang No
2:03:41
Like my niece was was I drove
2:03:43
the Dokojetski and today
2:03:45
and they were she's like, do
2:03:48
you just listen to R&B? I'm like Yeah
2:03:52
Like pretty much that's what I'd
2:03:54
listen to like, I don't
2:03:56
really listen to a whole lot of rap. I just
2:03:59
it's like I
2:04:01
like R&B. Should
2:04:04
this be a musical career for
2:04:07
Jeff? I mean it's
2:04:11
hard to tell because I'm sure he's playing
2:04:14
that guitar track.
2:04:17
So it doesn't
2:04:22
sound like it
2:04:24
was very edited. Yeah,
2:04:27
I don't know. No
2:04:33
one cares what I think. No,
2:04:35
I do. What do you think? Well, I think it
2:04:37
lives just to the left of average. I
2:04:43
don't know if that lands on my desk if
2:04:45
I'm an executive that gets a phone call. Now,
2:04:47
obviously if it's Jeff it gets a phone call
2:04:49
because there's a market date. Well, I think that's
2:04:51
one of the things. Yeah, you look at it
2:04:53
and you say, you know, fuck, it is who
2:04:56
it is. No, if I'd listened
2:04:58
to that and it wasn't Jeff, I don't think
2:05:00
it would be as,
2:05:02
but I know Jeff and I know
2:05:04
his trials and tribulations. Well,
2:05:07
no one is doubting that. I
2:05:11
guess we should probably look
2:05:13
at life kind of like that. We're
2:05:15
so judgmental on so many things. Jeff's
2:05:20
been through a lot of shit, so I'm
2:05:22
of course going to be a lot more
2:05:24
tolerant of anything he puts out just because
2:05:29
it's a blessing he's still with us. Yes,
2:05:34
maybe it's something else, though. Maybe it's
2:05:36
painting or something. We'll find him something.
2:05:39
I mean, you know, as
2:05:42
long as he's happy. If
2:05:44
he's happy with that, obviously
2:05:47
he's happy with it and proud of it because he's putting
2:05:49
it out there and he's still
2:05:51
in gigs. You know what I'm happy
2:05:53
and proud of? Your record at Florida
2:05:56
Man vs. Jersey. It's
2:05:58
uncool. 10-0.
2:06:00
1968, Denny
2:06:02
McLean. I'm
2:06:07
sure that's a basketball reference that I'm supposed to know
2:06:09
before I was watching. No, it's a
2:06:11
Detroit Tigers. Oh, baseball, even worse. He
2:06:13
was a Cy
2:06:16
Young Award. He went by
2:06:18
Dizzy Dean, hit 130 games, and that
2:06:20
year, McLean
2:06:23
at 68, won 31
2:06:26
games, beat Dean's record, and then
2:06:28
went to the World Series against
2:06:30
Bob Gibson and the Cardinals, and
2:06:33
Mickey Lolage won three games. You
2:06:36
and four people that work
2:06:38
at ESPN know
2:06:40
that. And it's fucking
2:06:43
some people that used to go down to
2:06:45
the... Michigan people know
2:06:47
that. Tiger fans know that, because
2:06:49
that's what... That 68 Tiger team
2:06:52
was... That was a beautiful thing.
2:06:55
All right, well here are the two stories.
2:06:57
Florida man Jersey guy, one headline and actual
2:06:59
Florida man headline, one headline. My brother Mark
2:07:01
listens to this, and he's
2:07:03
popping right now. So how's his
2:07:05
record? Florida
2:07:09
man? Yeah. I don't
2:07:11
know. We'll have to find out if
2:07:13
he's doing as well as his brother's sibling rivalry
2:07:15
here. Okay, first headline. Man
2:07:18
shot by mother-in-law after the birth of
2:07:20
his son. Woman
2:07:24
arrested... This is the female
2:07:26
version today, by the way. So we
2:07:28
have two female actors
2:07:30
here. Man shot by mother-in-law after
2:07:32
birth of his son. Woman arrested
2:07:34
after 44 dogs
2:07:36
found in her freezer.
2:07:41
Cool. So man's...
2:07:44
I'm thinking I'm watching
2:07:46
Tony pushing the mod
2:07:49
on the steps. What's
2:07:51
that? Soprano's. If I'm
2:07:54
watching it in my mind, I'm watching... Oh!
2:07:56
Oh! mother-in-law
2:08:01
with a handgun could
2:08:05
very easily be Jersey but then
2:08:07
again I've got
2:08:11
I've got to go mother when I go
2:08:13
mother-in-law with a gun because that's I just
2:08:15
don't see somebody in
2:08:17
Jersey number one having
2:08:21
that many frozen dogs this is
2:08:23
a food source so so
2:08:26
you're going I'm going
2:08:28
Jersey's is a shotter
2:08:31
son and Florida
2:08:33
woman is the is the dog the
2:08:35
dog the dog food that the dog
2:08:37
eater this thing this is this is
2:08:39
this is another notch in the in
2:08:41
the loss column heaven
2:08:44
very few but we
2:08:47
are going to let's see
2:08:49
the mother-in-law is Sally Connelly
2:08:51
down in
2:08:53
Delray Beach don't
2:08:56
they're no point Delray they're number
2:08:58
one business blowing your son away well
2:09:01
fucking drug rehab oh
2:09:04
she may need to head there
2:09:06
I don't know what was behind her decision
2:09:09
to do this let's see Florida woman shot
2:09:11
her son-in-law day after his son and her
2:09:13
new grandson was born Delray
2:09:16
Beach Police
2:09:19
Department officers
2:09:21
explained his mother-in-law mr.
2:09:23
the man was shot was Richard
2:09:25
Keating he explained his mother-in-law Connelly
2:09:28
was looking after his
2:09:30
three-year-old daughter while his wife was in the
2:09:32
hospital giving birth to their son and then
2:09:35
Keating said he told
2:09:38
them he arranged with Connelly to take over
2:09:40
caring for the daughter on Sunday
2:09:42
according to the report when Keating arrived
2:09:44
home to get his daughter Connelly was
2:09:47
waiting outside his front door and asked
2:09:49
him did you see the
2:09:51
rainbow and after that she
2:09:53
shot him he
2:09:55
tackled other words she's just a crazy
2:09:58
bitch yeah seems like it she could
2:10:00
have been anywhere. He
2:10:02
tackled her into a bush and
2:10:04
ran to a neighbor's house looking for help. Should
2:10:09
have put a mud shark in her house. I was
2:10:11
going to say, speaking of bush, maybe a mud shark
2:10:13
was involved. And then the 44 dogs were in, that
2:10:15
would be... New
2:10:22
Jersey State Police said they've arrested 65 year
2:10:24
old Donna Roberts for keeping more than a
2:10:26
hundred dogs in deplorable conditions. 44 apparently
2:10:29
were in the freezer. Burlington
2:10:32
County and the
2:10:34
smell of animal feces and
2:10:37
ammonia caused several of the
2:10:39
responders to experience dizziness. Good
2:10:42
God. Do
2:10:47
they have that week? Because I know there's
2:10:49
always... it's Jeep week or it's motorcycle week.
2:10:51
Is there like dead dog in the
2:10:54
freezer week? In down by
2:10:56
you there. Well that was Jersey. Yeah
2:10:58
but I'm sure this sounds like a
2:11:00
very... No, we do have... we
2:11:02
do have mother-in-law fucking shoot you in the face
2:11:04
for no reason though. I guess
2:11:06
I better watch out the way I treated
2:11:09
my mother-in-law in the fucking wheelchair. I
2:11:11
was gonna say from the wheelchair maybe as you're
2:11:13
running her through the airport. Yeah, take one in
2:11:16
the pallet. I
2:11:18
will just count in Get Blitz for
2:11:21
the two-hour and 15-minute marathon show that's
2:11:24
airing on a holiday. We got
2:11:31
on a roll earlier. We did. We
2:11:33
just started... it was just one
2:11:36
of those days. And the thing is on
2:11:38
top of that I'm actually coherent and we're
2:11:40
having conversation so we just
2:11:42
debunked everything that was thrown
2:11:44
at us. This is the
2:11:46
perfect episode to read that question. That's the
2:11:49
comment. Even my brother
2:11:51
said, are we on right now? We're
2:11:55
not on... I mean we could do anything. Yeah
2:11:57
just leave it on. So my brother I
2:11:59
talked... him it was his birthday
2:12:01
the 20th so I
2:12:05
wish him happy birthday on the 20th but anyway
2:12:07
we talked at length
2:12:09
on the 21st I was
2:12:12
driving to go to the gym and he'd
2:12:15
listen to the show and
2:12:19
he said I
2:12:21
said how was he good he goes he goes I said I said
2:12:25
was I fucked up he goes no you don't
2:12:27
think so he goes I can tell when you're
2:12:29
off though like
2:12:31
you know he can you know he can tell I'm
2:12:33
fucked up that's really funny but I
2:12:35
just the first it's like
2:12:38
we're about to do the blitz and
2:12:41
like I
2:12:43
guess I mean I don't feel like I but
2:12:45
I guess I am off when I'm blitzed you
2:12:47
know but I guess I've done
2:12:50
that several times on the show but I
2:12:53
don't there was only one
2:12:55
I gotta say there was only one
2:12:58
episode it was Tristan
2:13:00
was still with us and
2:13:05
there was one week you were off well
2:13:08
he and I both ate those we ate
2:13:11
capsules we
2:13:13
ate some some sativa capsules no
2:13:16
they were they were up they were hybrid so
2:13:19
there was sativa and indica and I mean I
2:13:22
had I was taking 10 milligrams
2:13:24
I think for some reason I thought I could bump
2:13:26
it I went to like 30
2:13:29
because he was doing 30 but
2:13:31
it's not 30 milligrams that's yeah fucking
2:13:35
yeah as I turn
2:13:37
to Joey Diaz Jesus all
2:13:40
right let's get this going oh all
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near Baltimore I think What
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am I talking about? I'm talking about
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They've been with us. They've been a
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dedicated supporter. And you know what? I
2:14:11
can have every week there's somebody new in
2:14:13
the comments that talks
2:14:15
about having tried this for the first time. And
2:14:18
it's always rave reviews. There are a
2:14:20
couple in this week's, actually
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a full review by somebody who says they've
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been smoking their whole life. And
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they go a little harder than a teaspoon. They
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wanted to let us know also. So okay. What
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is Delta 9 THC sip and syrup? It's
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super potent. It's like think about it as
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THC on steroids. It's a syrup. You mix
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it in any beverage like a tea, white
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soda or Kevs rocking it with the prime
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the way means it goes right to the bloodstream, bypasses
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the breakdown on the liver. Kev, I
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signed a contract today. So we'll have
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something to announce very soon hopefully in
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regards to a special line of get
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2:16:01
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2:16:03
hashtag ask Nash I know there's that
2:16:06
other guy doing the hashtag ask Nash,
2:16:08
but we will extract yours now that
2:16:10
the Sun has dropped I'm underneath my
2:16:12
regular lighting and I'm slowly turning into
2:16:16
To Hulk in 96 tan wise it's
2:16:18
either Hulk in 96 or
2:16:20
like John Amos ma'am for the opening
2:16:23
credits of good times is happening and
2:16:25
and and a touch by
2:16:28
the way of of With
2:16:31
the the great bill Russell, maybe a little bit
2:16:34
Totally tubular says hey big calves
2:16:38
You know watch some Celtics tonight Kev It's
2:16:41
Timberwolves tonight Hey
2:16:44
big Kev being a downriver guy
2:16:46
growing up any memories of visiting
2:16:49
Gibraltar Trade Center God,
2:16:51
yes, I'm so old. I'm so
2:16:53
old that that was Joshua
2:16:56
door it was a huge furniture
2:16:58
place the
2:17:02
Jingle used to be you got
2:17:04
an uncle in the furniture business
2:17:07
Joshua door Joshua
2:17:09
door they found Joshua door in the
2:17:11
trunk of a 71 to LTD Couple
2:17:16
bullet holes and I'm guessing who
2:17:18
financed his company It
2:17:22
probably was not probably the bread
2:17:24
lobster Yeah, it wasn't the
2:17:26
guys that read I used to do I used
2:17:29
to do the Gibraltar
2:17:31
Trade Center was was great for
2:17:34
First for doing signings and
2:17:36
I would do two a year. I would do One
2:17:39
in Mount Clemens and then one in
2:17:42
Taylor that was by the Southland Mall
2:17:45
downriver so Yeah,
2:17:49
I've got mark and the and the
2:17:51
boys were we're always good to us
2:17:53
and I Miss
2:17:57
it always gave me a chance to go home twice a
2:17:59
year and see
2:18:02
family Very
2:18:04
good, Steven breach. Do you have any
2:18:07
stories of signing cards for panini or
2:18:09
tops? Is it easy money
2:18:11
or does your hand cramp up from signing so many
2:18:13
in one sitting? So we
2:18:15
just had I did
2:18:18
a signing for panini I don't
2:18:21
know couple couple months ago and
2:18:25
we you know, they told me how much I was gonna get
2:18:27
and I
2:18:30
said, yeah, okay, and my whole thing is,
2:18:32
you know, you tell me how much it
2:18:34
is and I have like I immediately
2:18:37
print the email and
2:18:40
then I sign and what I
2:18:42
do is I sit down if there's a Thousand
2:18:45
cards, there's 600 cards. There's four
2:18:47
whatever it is. I put
2:18:49
my my I
2:18:53
On my phone and I start
2:18:55
to sign Because I
2:18:57
know how much I'm getting paid and
2:19:00
I want to see what I'm getting paid an hour Kevin
2:19:04
the level to which this goes
2:19:06
on Everyone
2:19:09
always would say to me, you know, I
2:19:11
know how Kevin is with the businessman But
2:19:13
no, you don't nobody knows of you are
2:19:15
with the fucking stopwatch. All right, go ahead
2:19:18
so long story
2:19:20
short The
2:19:23
guy says this is suicide. He said no,
2:19:25
it's Christmas. No long story short
2:19:32
Okay, fine, okay,
2:19:35
so They
2:19:38
send me like three grand fucking shy of
2:19:40
what I'm supposed to get so
2:19:42
I got a call from talent relations and Puneet
2:19:45
and they had they've
2:19:48
like stiffed Waltman Like
2:19:51
panini stiffed. Waltman. He they
2:19:53
just stiffed him and So
2:19:56
they called me up and they said hey,
2:19:58
we've got panini wants to do And I
2:20:00
said, you know,
2:20:02
I said, they fucked me.
2:20:06
I said, they were several thousand
2:20:08
dollars short on their last payment.
2:20:10
I said, I don't plan on
2:20:12
doing business with them moving forward.
2:20:15
And she was just very nice. She said, I said, you
2:20:17
know, I said, I think it was a text, I sent
2:20:19
her a text. And
2:20:24
she said, I said, thank you very much for
2:20:27
having a nice weekend. And she responded
2:20:29
and she said, okay. She said, you have a nice
2:20:31
weekend too. Like, so
2:20:34
I don't think I'm the only person that
2:20:38
has had a problem with panini. Didn't seem
2:20:40
shocked when you were born. No. And,
2:20:43
you know, it's
2:20:46
one of those things that it was
2:20:48
an easy gig you could do. I could do
2:20:51
it at my house. I
2:20:53
didn't have to talk to anybody.
2:20:56
I could be really, really stoned
2:20:58
and incoherent and, you know,
2:21:00
brain dead. I didn't have to be
2:21:03
articulate. Not contributing to
2:21:05
conversation. No, not whatsoever. I
2:21:08
didn't have to play table tennis with anybody
2:21:10
and not get back and keep the game
2:21:12
going. So, but no, I just was
2:21:14
one of those things where I feel
2:21:17
bad because I know that,
2:21:19
you know, people
2:21:22
would want to collect that card, but.
2:21:26
Business is business. Business is business. Cav
2:21:28
Manning, being a pot guy, I
2:21:31
assume you were doing it back in WWF
2:21:33
before you went to WCW. How did you
2:21:35
get around the wellness testing? Were you given
2:21:37
a head? Ooh. When they were testing, did
2:21:39
they not care if a person of status
2:21:41
compared to a so-so guy? How strict was
2:21:43
the testing? No, you did
2:21:45
not smoke weed. You didn't do steroids. You
2:21:47
didn't smoke weed. We
2:21:50
all went on a Christmas
2:21:52
break. It
2:21:55
was 95. Yeah.
2:22:00
I think it was a 94, 95 Christmas break. And
2:22:06
we came back to
2:22:08
TV and they fucking pissed
2:22:10
us. And
2:22:13
once again, you know, to ruffle
2:22:18
taker takes a lot.
2:22:21
And it was one of those deals, man, where I
2:22:23
think everybody went home and got stoned. And
2:22:27
like, we just basically, we just
2:22:30
said, if you're going to piss
2:22:32
us, we're not doing TV. So
2:22:37
that was the only time that we put
2:22:40
up a front that like, we're
2:22:43
playing by the rules, but this is fucked up.
2:22:46
Right. Like we all just, we had
2:22:48
like four days off for Christmas or three days,
2:22:50
whatever it was. And fuck, we can't
2:22:52
go home and fucking smoke with our homeboys. Like, fuck
2:22:54
man, you gotta be kidding me. There
2:22:57
was one guy that could be gotten to,
2:22:59
right? Was it WWE or WCW?
2:23:03
Every once in a while you could get a guy
2:23:05
that I remember there was one, there was one guy
2:23:09
made a fortune one night from Sean's book.
2:23:13
I want to think we were in fucking like
2:23:15
South Florida, like the university of South Florida or
2:23:18
something like that. I
2:23:20
remember another time as
2:23:22
we got
2:23:26
who, I don't know who scored
2:23:28
that. I think Sean, I don't
2:23:31
know if it was if, no, I
2:23:33
don't, I don't think Pac was with us. We
2:23:37
scored hash and
2:23:40
it was me, Scott and,
2:23:44
and, and HVK. And
2:23:49
we were going to Royal Albert Hall and
2:23:52
we were going to, like we were going to
2:23:54
smoke up in the room. And I said, man,
2:23:56
I said, if they're going to
2:23:58
piss us, they're going to piss us. pissed us
2:24:01
in a country that they speak English. I
2:24:03
said let's hold off. So
2:24:06
lo and behold man we're the first three
2:24:08
guys off the bus we run into the
2:24:10
Royal Albert Hall and we see
2:24:12
the fucking guys in the white coats. We
2:24:16
can't piss fast enough. So
2:24:18
we all three piss and then we
2:24:20
go and we find the prop room at
2:24:22
Royal Albert Hall. There's all these paper mache
2:24:24
heads and everything. We get it out of
2:24:26
the way we make it. We fucking can.
2:24:28
We get fucking we smoke up. And
2:24:33
I'm kind of just I'm
2:24:36
working like singles
2:24:38
like I'm starting to get a push.
2:24:41
I'm not just Sean Michaels bodyguard because they're
2:24:43
taking me to Europe so I'm working double
2:24:45
duty. So I'll come
2:24:47
out and work third or
2:24:51
second and then I'll
2:24:54
come out and work semi
2:24:56
main event in the
2:24:58
IC belt with a Scott and HVK's
2:25:02
match. So
2:25:06
we get fucking baked and
2:25:10
we go out there and I'm so
2:25:12
stoned like I'm
2:25:15
like fuck this man. I
2:25:17
was just having a good time and
2:25:19
I just started doing Shakespeare. So
2:25:23
Sean and Scott
2:25:25
are watching through the
2:25:27
curtain and I came
2:25:29
back through and they're like dude
2:25:33
you might have to smoke every night because
2:25:36
that's the best you've ever worked. You
2:25:38
took your time. He said man
2:25:40
you work the people. He said
2:25:42
it was like one of those they say
2:25:45
in the business you always hear from the
2:25:47
old timers that a light
2:25:49
bulb goes off and there's
2:25:51
certain times in your career where a light bulb goes
2:25:53
off and when it goes off you never forget. And
2:25:56
it was just like fucking
2:25:59
slowed down. down and this
2:26:01
is like you are so blessed
2:26:04
to do this. Enjoy it. Like
2:26:07
I would fucking get, I would work myself
2:26:09
into such a fucking shoot every
2:26:12
night. I'd have a great workout and I'd be like,
2:26:14
oh, I'm going to go out there and expose myself
2:26:16
that I can't work with a fuck. And
2:26:19
I'm like, dude, the only person
2:26:21
that you're doing this to yourself, like
2:26:24
enjoy yourself. Cause if
2:26:26
I'm having fun, they're going to have fun. And that's what
2:26:28
I learned. And that's, you
2:26:30
know, people can say whatever they want
2:26:32
to about me having five fucking moves.
2:26:36
And I always say the same thing. Nolan
2:26:38
Ryan had a fastball. Everybody
2:26:41
knows who the fuck Nolan Ryan is. Could
2:26:43
I do flip the flips? No, but nobody else
2:26:45
could do fucking 610. So.
2:26:49
Very good. Some
2:26:51
questions from the house. Our friends here
2:26:54
in the 11 soft club EP. If
2:26:56
you had the ability to pick a song for your new
2:26:58
entrance theme in 1994, after
2:27:02
you won the title, what would it have been?
2:27:05
Well, originally it was supposed to be
2:27:07
George Thirlgood, Bad to the Bone. And
2:27:11
they asked too much and
2:27:13
they wouldn't pay it. It was
2:27:15
like 150 grand. They wouldn't pay the, it's
2:27:19
not that they wouldn't pay it. The company didn't
2:27:21
have the money for that kind of a, they
2:27:24
could barely pay the fucking talent. So,
2:27:27
you know. Was that your
2:27:29
choice? No, that's what they
2:27:31
wanted. I think Shane fixed it. So.
2:27:41
Something funk, theme from Superfly? I
2:27:45
don't even know because it wasn't, you
2:27:47
know, off
2:27:49
the top of my head, I just can't put
2:27:53
that together because it wasn't, you know. Well,
2:27:56
fans let us know. What do you think Kevin would have looked
2:27:59
good coming in? Maybe edit some videos take
2:28:01
one of his entrances and put some songs on
2:28:03
it We can vote on it next week on
2:28:05
the 100th episode we can do that a week
2:28:07
from today Let's see
2:28:10
what Kev's maybe Steve. Maybe we could do
2:28:12
that on our end put take an entrance
2:28:14
that we won't get Cited
2:28:16
for and let's put some different
2:28:18
tracks on it definitely taste the biscuit
2:28:22
I think fucking that The
2:28:25
Jeff Hardy Jeff Hardy song that would have been
2:28:27
good to come out to the conscious the pace
2:28:31
Who else is here tonight? Let's see.
2:28:33
Hey Brit. Hey, Uncle Kev Do you
2:28:35
have any stories about miss Elizabeth just
2:28:37
watch the Macho Man documentary? I feel
2:28:39
like she's often forgotten about long overdue
2:28:42
for a spot in the Hall of
2:28:44
Fame very very good point She was
2:28:46
such a part of All
2:28:49
of his angles. I mean she's not the Hall of Fame.
2:28:51
Oh According
2:28:53
to Britain I'm going with her Wow hmm
2:28:59
I Mean
2:29:03
she was you know she was with With
2:29:08
Lex, you know she ever being like
2:29:11
Lex's girlfriend when
2:29:14
when we were running that wolf pack thing and
2:29:18
So we she traveled with us a lot she
2:29:20
was she was a sweetheart. I
2:29:23
mean she was just a great fucking
2:29:26
Like one of the nicest people I've
2:29:28
ever met in this business Yeah
2:29:32
another on Another
2:29:35
fucking tragedy, you know the just got
2:29:38
we all fucking got involved with those
2:29:40
so miss man, it's just And
2:29:43
a lot of you know a lot of people
2:29:46
fucking you know, I was just My
2:29:50
wife gave me the ultimate of like you fucking
2:29:52
either get off this shit or get out of
2:29:54
the fucking house Mmm, so
2:29:56
I just took a bad a big fucking
2:29:59
vat of them I just dumped
2:30:01
them in the toilet and I said fuck that. I said
2:30:03
I'm not. So
2:30:06
I've been fortunate man my whole life.
2:30:09
I've just never been an addict on
2:30:11
anything. I just like
2:30:13
when I decided to stop drinking I stopped and
2:30:15
it says like I don't have cold turkey. I
2:30:17
don't have fucking you know. You
2:30:20
just gotta don't put yourself in a situation
2:30:22
where you know not going to go
2:30:24
hang out at a fucking bar and not be drinking.
2:30:27
Well I think that there's a lot of science behind
2:30:30
like there's a gene right there's an
2:30:32
addiction gene that yeah that follows whether
2:30:35
whether it's substance or food. Who
2:30:38
else in the house. Let's see some more of
2:30:40
our friends. Hey Jen. Not
2:30:43
a question but I saw somewhere that Nancy
2:30:45
Benoit would have been 60 years old this
2:30:47
year. Wow. Wonder if she could
2:30:49
be in the W.W. Hall of Fame without a
2:30:51
mention of Chris. Be nice they
2:30:54
should. I
2:30:56
would be down for that. Yeah.
2:31:00
I am. It's so hard to. It's
2:31:04
so hard to even go
2:31:06
around that and not you
2:31:09
know tear that scab off.
2:31:12
Yeah I know unfortunately right. She's
2:31:14
branded with with that horrible
2:31:17
event. I wrote about her a bit
2:31:19
in Todd is God because of
2:31:21
her time in ECW both with Kevin and
2:31:24
then without when he went to W.C.W. from
2:31:26
there he left her there for some reason
2:31:29
and did bring her over to later. And
2:31:33
in that madhouse that was ECW Todd
2:31:35
said she was like like
2:31:38
a mother and a sister all in
2:31:40
one lived very cleanly didn't fuck around
2:31:42
with the boys or anything like they
2:31:44
did their shit. She
2:31:48
was on because when Kevin
2:31:50
was my manager for
2:31:53
Oz I traveled
2:31:55
and Nancy traveled with us. We'd
2:32:00
go back to the Holiday Inn
2:32:02
and sit around that little round
2:32:04
table at the Holiday Inn and smoke
2:32:07
our weed and drink our beer. I'd
2:32:09
go to my room and they'd chill
2:32:11
and get up the next morning.
2:32:14
Kevin always fucking hit the gym. Me
2:32:16
and Kevin would train and something nasty would
2:32:19
come. I
2:32:21
really had some good times. Kevin
2:32:26
and I were working sometimes. We would work tags
2:32:30
on the road. The
2:32:33
oddest thing that worked, so we were together anyway and
2:32:35
they would just book us. I
2:32:37
watched Kevin fucking get over it. Everyone
2:32:40
is an expense. That
2:32:43
motherfucker can no sell everybody at
2:32:46
his size. Like fucking
2:32:48
get on the fucking... And he'd
2:32:50
tell me, you know, brother,
2:32:52
if you don't have heat with the baby
2:32:54
face, how are you going to have heat with the fucking
2:32:57
fans? Like
2:32:59
okay. You
2:33:01
whack the fuck out of people. Stop them.
2:33:04
Kevin's the best. Any
2:33:06
update on him? We
2:33:09
just touched back and forth. He said, I'm
2:33:11
fine. Thank you so much. And
2:33:14
then I head off
2:33:16
to Alabama so I didn't
2:33:19
get a chance to... I should reach out.
2:33:21
I'll reach out tonight. I feel badly. I
2:33:23
haven't. Who else?
2:33:25
Come on. Let's wrap it up with
2:33:27
our friends here in the house, for God's sakes. Kevin
2:33:30
Gilbold rewatching
2:33:33
Austin's beatdown on Scott Hole in 2002.
2:33:36
What were your feelings on it after
2:33:38
rewatching it? I got mad. It just
2:33:40
made Scott look bad to me. Was
2:33:43
it the one in the back of
2:33:45
the pickup truck or are you talking
2:33:47
about the match at
2:33:50
WrestleMania? I don't
2:33:52
know. 2002 would have been WrestleMania.
2:33:58
I didn't like the... pickup
2:34:01
truck deal where Scott was flat back in
2:34:03
the back of that pickup truck. Maybe that's what he's
2:34:05
talking about. They
2:34:10
didn't do Scott any favors that whole fucking... Alright
2:34:16
one more let's wrap it up with one more. Six
2:34:19
hours. Pickup truck. Yeah. That was
2:34:22
fucking brutal. I
2:34:27
tried to post today and I
2:34:31
did and it fucked up
2:34:33
my Instagram but there's an artist.
2:34:35
His name's Brian. Fuck I
2:34:38
can't remember. But
2:34:40
he fucked up
2:34:42
because he wouldn't allow me to
2:34:44
post it. But
2:34:46
there's a mural of Scott
2:34:49
as raised Ramone down in
2:34:51
Miami and it's large.
2:34:54
I mean it's on the side of a building.
2:34:57
So anybody that is
2:35:00
a fan of Scott Hall or
2:35:02
raised Ramone. Yeah
2:35:07
there's the picture there on the
2:35:10
side of the building. The artist wouldn't let you
2:35:12
share it? Well I don't
2:35:14
know man. I tried to fucking put it on my Instagram
2:35:17
and I tagged him
2:35:19
and tagged his fucking
2:35:21
Instagram thing. So
2:35:23
as we used to say good for
2:35:25
you and fuck you. That
2:35:30
was very cornet of you. Well
2:35:33
let me remind you. No that's Scott. Is
2:35:36
that? Yeah. Alright
2:35:38
corny's was thank you fuck you bye. Click
2:35:42
this. It is a production of Bush and
2:35:44
Sundance Media produced in association with podcast Heat.
2:35:47
Created by Tristan Nash, Kevin Nash, Sean Oliver.
2:35:49
Producer Steve Kaufmann, graphics by Dominic D'Angelo,
2:35:52
title sequence and audio edit by Wesley
2:35:54
Burleson, theme song by Dale Oliver, technical
2:35:56
research by Tristan Nash, copyright 2024, Bush
2:35:58
and Sundance Media, Kev. Do you want
2:36:00
to do? Episode 100 how
2:36:02
great would it fucking be if you said no
2:36:05
and we never went on the air Well,
2:36:07
I have to say this before we go
2:36:09
off. Yes is so
2:36:11
I don't I'm
2:36:14
so fucking technically Unsavvy,
2:36:17
it's unbelievable. So we walked
2:36:19
in the house From
2:36:22
from picking up Mackenzie, which is
2:36:24
my was teased his Cousin
2:36:30
and on my
2:36:33
on my phone Inside
2:36:37
it there's I posted a picture of my
2:36:39
father On
2:36:43
Instagram it's a black and white
2:36:45
and then somebody Sent
2:36:47
me a picture Maybe
2:36:50
was on Twitter or I think
2:36:52
was I was on X, you know
2:36:54
Twitter X whatever It was a
2:36:57
pit that he had like
2:37:00
fixed it up where it was color
2:37:02
and Still kind of because
2:37:04
the picture was kind of fucked up. It didn't
2:37:06
do him justice on his Chin,
2:37:10
but it was a color picture and he said hey,
2:37:12
I hope you don't mind I Fixed
2:37:15
this picture of your brother up and
2:37:17
I said back on X I said no,
2:37:20
it's not my brother. That's my father. I
2:37:22
said, thank you. Yeah, there it is So
2:37:27
handsome fucking man big
2:37:30
Bob Big
2:37:32
Bob Yeah,
2:37:35
amazing what they could do with the photo No,
2:37:41
I got that nose that Do
2:37:45
you um Can
2:37:47
you can you still hear him at
2:37:49
all like yeah, you know
2:37:52
his voice Yeah, if you heard his voice,
2:37:54
you'd know it Especially I cuz I used
2:37:57
to lay on the floor and we had hardwood floors And
2:38:03
he'd lay on the floor with a pillow behind
2:38:06
his head, and I'd
2:38:08
lay on his chest. And I used to put my
2:38:10
head against his chest, and
2:38:13
I'd listen to his heartbeat, because he had
2:38:16
a real deep voice, and it
2:38:18
would sound so fucking deep when
2:38:20
I would put my head on his
2:38:22
chest. So, did
2:38:25
I tell you about the
2:38:27
whole thing with Tristan on this
2:38:29
trip? So
2:38:33
anyway, when we got home, the television
2:38:36
was on, and
2:38:39
that picture of
2:38:41
my dad showed up
2:38:44
on the TV screen. The
2:38:47
color one. How? I
2:38:49
don't know. So my
2:38:52
niece said, somehow your
2:38:55
phone is transmitting
2:38:57
your gallery
2:39:01
to that television. You're sharing
2:39:03
your pictures with the TV. But
2:39:10
I don't know how to do that. And
2:39:12
I got my fucking phone in my fucking pocket.
2:39:15
So it's just like, okay, thanks,
2:39:17
T. Obviously,
2:39:19
fucking, okay. Obviously,
2:39:23
you're hanging out. If you accidentally take a picture
2:39:25
of your hog for the door to send to
2:39:27
the doctor, you ask him not
2:39:29
to bring that up on the TV while company
2:39:31
is there, maybe. No, he would never do that.
2:39:34
But anyway, so we were there,
2:39:37
and my sister-in-law's
2:39:40
man, who is the
2:39:42
father of my nephew, who's throwing
2:39:44
the baseball on Instagram, Carter. We
2:39:49
really haven't spent that much time together, his name's Jared.
2:39:52
We haven't spent that much time together because they used to go
2:39:54
to the islands and do a lot of
2:39:57
things, and Tamrantee would go up to either Chattanooga or
2:39:59
they lived in insecurity. before they moved to
2:40:01
Huntsville and they'd spend time together. So
2:40:05
he was, when we left the other day
2:40:07
from their house and we were pulling out
2:40:10
in the sweet ass Chrysler
2:40:12
Pacifica, he
2:40:14
turned to Kelly and said, wow,
2:40:17
I never realized how much Kevin was
2:40:19
like Tristan. And then Kelly
2:40:21
said, no, Tristan
2:40:23
was like Kevin. And
2:40:26
when I heard that, I got choked up
2:40:28
because it's like the cats in the cradle,
2:40:30
you know, something was
2:40:32
just like me. So
2:40:37
fuck yeah, we're doing a hundred because it's
2:40:39
for tea. Louis.
2:41:08
Louis. Louis.
2:41:22
You feel be love me No
2:41:27
problems in this
2:41:30
place I'm
2:41:35
so free I
2:41:38
knew I lost my
2:41:41
touch I
2:41:47
have lost my service Now
2:41:51
all the answers
2:42:00
Love free,
2:42:02
the freedom
2:42:04
you're supposed
2:42:06
to be
2:42:14
Listen to us, you told
2:42:16
you loved me Now
2:42:19
I've come, but I've been
2:42:22
frozen Baby
2:42:24
was broken and
2:42:26
lost my service Mother
2:42:31
answers She's
2:42:41
my service, mother
2:42:44
answers She's
2:43:05
my service, mother answers Service,
2:43:23
mother answers
2:43:25
to me You
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