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Problematic people. We were talking about problematic
2:06
people before we came on, weren't we?
2:09
Aren't we all fucking problematic? I love
2:11
the decency committee out there
2:13
that decides to cancel people and all
2:15
that shit, as if they don't have
2:17
problematic shit going on. I wish we
2:19
could all just kind
2:22
of compare our problematic
2:24
natures and be like, well,
2:27
you know, I fucked dogs.
2:29
That guy's up on charges
2:31
for whatever. Let's just admit
2:33
we're all fucked up.
2:35
I pretend that we
2:38
hold the cancellation wand.
2:41
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and
2:43
Women and Non-Binary
2:46
that sit
2:48
before us all and deem
2:50
some unworthy. We're all
2:53
fucked. Did I
2:55
not get the script? Fuck.
2:58
I didn't know we were going into Shakespeare.
3:01
No, I got fired up
3:03
before we talked about my collection. Yeah, but
3:05
I'm going to do that. I didn't take
3:07
it. I didn't take it. This girl, I
3:10
just got to, this is something we're talking
3:12
about. Are
3:15
you problematic? I'm problematic. Yeah,
3:21
I'm alive. I'm problematic. We
3:25
got on this because of OJ, I
3:28
think. Did we start? Oh, no,
3:30
Michael Jackson, I think first. We
3:32
can't bring somebody because it's like
3:34
now, our
3:39
audience is the guy that shows up
3:41
to the party at 1.45. Everybody's hammered.
3:43
Everybody's hammered.
3:46
You're like, oh Jesus, I'm
3:48
just going to go home. Who
3:51
put that balloon animal up Nash's ass? Casey,
3:55
what? What
3:57
was Casey's client? He
4:00
called his clown some—was it Pogo? It was
4:02
Pogo the Clown. It had a name.
4:05
Did you—in the last couple of years,
4:08
he was a
4:11
contractor. He was. He was
4:13
a contractor. And he would get people to know him son of
4:15
a gun. And they found out that he went to
4:18
several fucking states. So
4:21
his—the reach of the amount
4:23
of people that he could
4:25
have fucking killed is
4:27
astronomical above that 62 or
4:31
whatever they dug out from. He had
4:33
like 30 under his house. So they
4:35
could be more? Wow. Yeah,
4:37
they could be all over the country.
4:42
Yeah. This is
4:44
Click This. Those of you joining us, this
4:46
is Click This, the Kevin Nash podcast. This
4:48
is Kevin. I'm showing. Who knows what we'll cover tonight? And
4:51
that's why you come here, don't you, people? You
4:53
don't want predictability. I
4:56
may give you a show title, but— So
4:58
where we were, though, I
5:00
guess we got to go back because it's the
5:03
most probably newsworthy death of the week
5:05
is OJ's. And
5:08
I'd said off air how
5:11
crazy it was, you know,
5:15
even in retrospect now. But
5:18
in 95, I was on
5:20
a plane, and
5:22
I was flying and
5:25
definitely in the business, you
5:27
know, going from town to town. And
5:30
the pilot came on and said,
5:34
what is it? I was on
5:36
a verdict in the
5:38
OJ Simpson trial. And
5:41
then he, you know, gave us the second 20
5:43
seconds. I'm going, you know,
5:47
this can't be good. He's been waiting 20 seconds. He
5:51
said, not guilty. And I remember if I could
5:53
sit in my seat going, yes. Because
5:56
to Kevin Nash, at that
5:58
point in my life, OG
6:00
Simpson was a Buffalo bill
6:03
that ran for 2002 yards in the fucking snow and he
6:09
was you know
6:11
naked gun and like you know
6:13
so you are connected to I
6:16
wasn't connected to the crime I was
6:19
connected to the to the football hero
6:22
and then this time goes on and you
6:24
realize he was a 1968 Heisman
6:27
Trophy winner he
6:30
did nothing for civil
6:32
rights he did nothing for the black man
6:34
he did nothing I mean
6:37
he basically just he knew that
6:39
his money was to be neutral
6:43
and just that
6:47
socio I mean if you go back
6:49
and you just look at all the
6:51
pieces to the puzzle but
6:55
you are sitting there and you're thinking about
6:57
the guy that ran in the snow I'm
6:59
thinking about the guy that ran in snow
7:01
now if I told you Casey ran out
7:03
of his house in Chicago in the snow
7:05
to get a hot dog or something no
7:07
cuz my first my first my first you
7:09
know knowledge
7:13
of Casey was that he was a
7:15
fucking clown that kills kids so
7:19
I remember that like yeah he
7:21
painted like a bunch of you
7:23
know he used to paint clowns
7:25
his paintings his paintings are out
7:30
there and I
7:33
always thought like cuz
7:36
I always thought one of the coolest things
7:38
you can have would be to buy OJ
7:40
Heisman Trophy but
7:43
now in retrospect 64
7:46
years old yeah I hope I could
7:48
put that on a fucking pedestal right
7:51
next to my Casey painting exactly you
7:53
know like fucking it's just it's it's
7:56
there's a market for murder memorabilia I think there
7:59
was even a documentary about it. People that
8:01
collect objects
8:04
with a little utra in
8:06
their past. Yeah, see I'm not...
8:09
what was it? Eight millimeter of that movie with
8:11
Nicholas Cage? Yeah, eight
8:14
millimeter. I
8:18
remember watching that on a like
8:21
a Pape channel in
8:24
a hotel when I was on the road by myself and
8:27
fucking getting up and like double bolting the
8:29
fucking door like... It
8:33
was some dark ass shit. What
8:36
movies changed the
8:38
way you live?
8:40
Were there any that like... The
8:43
Haunting? Do you
8:46
remember The Haunting? The Walls? It was an
8:48
old film. I
8:51
was a kid when that came
8:54
out. Fantasia? Fantasia,
8:57
whatever it was with the fucking tall man. Which
8:59
was it? Fantasia I'm thinking of is Mickey
9:02
Mouse. I don't think he would terrify that. The
9:04
lines that Disney are terrifying. This is the one with
9:06
the fucking... It had the guy that
9:08
picks the casket up puts it in the back of it.
9:11
It had like an embalming ball that fucking
9:13
zipped around and fucking stuck to your head.
9:15
It's
9:17
an old fucking horror film. I got
9:19
the DVD at home. Phantasm? Phantasm,
9:22
that's what it's called. Yes. I
9:27
always stuck to Tall Man. We could redo that. I could read
9:29
the Tall Man. 1979. So I was like,
9:38
I was a sophomore
9:41
in college. I
9:43
rewatched it about a
9:45
year ago and it wasn't as...
9:49
Oh no. No. I
9:51
remember the vibe you're talking about. It's like,
9:54
I remember when the first exorcist
9:57
came out and like my
9:59
brother and I... had
10:01
like, you know, we had a stereo in our room
10:04
with the speakers and a turntable, but it
10:07
also had a radio and
10:10
it had 8-track, you
10:12
know, I think it had an 8-track and a cassette. Yeah.
10:16
And, um, yeah,
10:19
and sometimes, sometimes, you know,
10:21
we just, we put on an album, like,
10:24
you know, put on
10:26
like a Pink Floyd or something like that and then just
10:28
take the arm off and just let
10:30
that motherfucker play like all night long.
10:34
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are waiting You
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know what you know what's scary as
12:15
as terrifying as scenes
12:18
in these horror films Was
12:20
I was watching I forget the name of the horror
12:22
film. I was watching it on on TBS
12:26
and it showed like a backstage fight. It was
12:28
like grainy security
12:31
camera footage like
12:33
kind of Blair Witch ish from the top
12:35
and like a popular wrestler
12:37
at the time confronts another one backstage
12:40
and like you're waiting for like this
12:42
this this Halacious scene
12:44
and It to me
12:46
just looked like like a push and
12:49
then maybe like a front face lock And then they
12:51
just break it up everyone walks away You know kind
12:53
of like like like like give me
12:55
a lunch money type thing for a few minutes in
12:57
third grade but But
13:00
but I think that like all the build-up
13:02
to it made it much more terrifying and
13:04
effective than the actual Scene
13:07
do you happen to see that? I don't remember the
13:09
name of the film. Do you happen you happen to see that this week?
13:13
Unfortunately, yeah Did
13:15
it have the same the same letdown for
13:17
you that did for me? I'd I Number
13:20
one I went in expecting absolutely nothing
13:24
You know, so you didn't build it up in
13:26
your mind at all from like the coverage or
13:29
us No about it or anything because you know,
13:32
but the fact that that they put
13:35
so much emphasis on this
13:40
Is a brooder film So
13:43
the a the a and e is a brooder film
13:46
I Think
13:49
it like Wow, that
13:51
I mean And
13:53
then people like you know, but punk
13:55
did push him I'm
13:58
like, are you fucking kidding me? Oh
14:02
yeah, I guess I guess if
14:04
if I recalls. Fill
14:07
stay more insight I didn't I didn't strike
14:09
him. I. Had a
14:11
poncho. We. Didn't he didn't bunch
14:13
of so that I I've never seen
14:15
a fight my life or civilians or
14:17
a punch. The.
14:21
Scuffle? Maybe will cause now
14:23
Cyrus, go for. It
14:27
was a misunderstanding. At.
14:31
Best. And.
14:34
However, if anybody fucking.
14:38
Cells. In.
14:40
Any way they were in in harm's
14:43
way than they were probably on the
14:45
spectrum. So
14:50
it was. So why then do you
14:52
think this got the coverage that it
14:54
can? I mean everybody thought about I.
14:56
Ah, that Only a handful of people are
14:58
there. So this is kind of takes on
15:00
a life as it's own. Why has we
15:02
don't hear about fights in wrestling anymore? Or
15:05
nobody beats the ball that of each
15:07
other in the locker room anymore. Like
15:09
I guess if you've never. If
15:12
you've ever been around. A
15:14
Garage. In.
15:17
Your life forgive never The Vic Vic
15:19
Armor group of. Was
15:21
I think Scott Armstrong was was.at
15:23
the prefer performers had a to
15:26
use the term I think of
15:28
told the story before but he
15:30
used the term what you just
15:32
fucking go gas station. And
15:35
I had heard as yeah we said
15:37
we're guys like what Amigos you know,
15:39
like. You.
15:42
Go to the fuck him. Go to
15:44
pay for gas, You come back and
15:46
the guys next to her fuckin' warfare
15:48
that you're fucking old lady. And.
15:51
They don't realize that you're with
15:53
her. and he just go
15:55
gas station is a scope like berserk and
15:58
beat three fucking area before the food even
16:00
though it hit them you've you know
16:02
potatoed everybody a fucking three or four
16:04
times and they were
16:06
just like staring at Scott Scott says
16:09
how many guys have been in a fight before there
16:11
was like eight guys there nobody fucking raised your hand
16:15
I was just like wow like
16:18
I remember like fist
16:21
fighting when I was four years old didn't
16:27
everybody like our age fighting
16:30
like there were no play dates when
16:32
I'm little younger than
16:34
you were when we were kids you went out to the street
16:36
and you played with whoever was outside yeah
16:40
and someone was
16:42
in a fucking fight every day everyone stayed
16:44
friends but they were they were they were
16:46
fights all the time I guess
16:48
it's very different now in
16:51
that well
16:54
you know dude wrestling is different though
16:57
you're talking about a locker room with
16:59
go by biology about this go
17:02
by biology like our
17:06
testosterone level is like 30 points
17:09
higher than this generation's
17:11
testosterone level you
17:13
know it's like I'm
17:16
gonna need medical proof of that I don't I don't
17:18
know fucking look it up how
17:21
does this happen because
17:24
they eat more greens me kale
17:30
the answer is in kale yeah
17:33
I don't know dude I watched
17:35
it we were supposed to talk
17:37
I was expecting to talk about
17:39
something the hilarity
17:41
of it is how they tried
17:43
to take this nothing
17:46
happening clip of
17:48
two pushes
17:51
and tried to make it somehow into
17:54
a shoot angle
17:56
for the tag championship that
17:58
was coming up because the
18:01
young bucks after
18:03
fucking witnessing this horrific
18:06
Tate LeBlanc Yaka fucking murder
18:09
crime scene tape. Yeah, I mean, yeah,
18:11
I mean, it's just fucking I
18:14
couldn't tell, but it looked like fucking at
18:16
one point Phil actually with Perry's
18:19
blood wrote, held a Skelter on the
18:21
wall behind him pigs. Yeah.
18:25
But, uh, and
18:28
then they, they tried to, like the reason
18:30
they lost the match in Wembley was
18:32
because they just weren't focused. No motherfucker, you
18:35
lost the match. Cause that was the finish.
18:38
It's like, what the fuck? What
18:40
are you doing? But here's how
18:42
I feel. And I think we're going to differ on this. If
18:46
you're going to show the footage, Tony Khan made a decision
18:49
for a ratings bump, obviously, right? Let's let's
18:51
be honest. He's going
18:53
to show this to
18:56
just show it as a piece of
18:58
news or something. It's a wet fucking
19:01
fart. It's not going to deliver what
19:03
fans have been talking about. So
19:06
to tie it into an angle so that
19:08
it had a place in the show somewhere,
19:10
I thought was a good decision. I think
19:12
I'm the only one that I've read to
19:15
say that if you're going to show it, if
19:17
you're making a decision to show it to
19:19
tie it into something on the program is a
19:21
way to get it out there without building it
19:23
up. Yeah, but it ties
19:26
into the CM Punk chant. All
19:28
right. Well, now that was an unexpected.
19:31
Oh, okay. That was an unexpected. Cause
19:33
he did, you know what? You're
19:35
right. He was, he was a part
19:38
of that company and he never got a response.
19:41
It's amazing how that fucking guy gets, I mean,
19:43
it doesn't matter if he's gone 13 years, 20
19:45
years. Everyone
19:48
knows punk was in the fight. I mean, did
19:51
you, did you hear the chant by the way, when
19:55
they were playing the video, I
19:57
didn't hear it, but I might've just had the TV too.
20:00
Did you actually hear the chant? No, I
20:02
fucking I didn't hear it. Maybe it was
20:05
just in the house and it didn't come
20:07
over the television. No, fucking you got it.
20:10
I've read Bubba's fucking, Bubba's
20:13
tweets. I saw a tweet. Yeah. So
20:15
I went back and I fucking, I
20:17
went, oh, okay. See,
20:21
I don't watch anything that closely. But
20:26
I just, I mean, I thought it
20:29
was like total silence when
20:31
the, when the club was- When
20:34
you go back and listen, it's
20:36
fucking, it's- I was
20:39
like, I gotta go back. Yeah, it's on, yeah.
20:41
Yeah. Yeah.
20:43
I just, I think that
20:45
fucking, I had the
20:47
TV so low because I just, see,
20:50
I went the opposite way. I thought
20:53
it was such horseshit to
20:55
try to tie this into making fucking money
20:57
and fucking a pro wrestling tag match.
21:02
It was just like, you're
21:07
gonna put it on TV. You can't build it
21:09
up as an exclusive because it really didn't deliver
21:11
much. So if you're gonna use
21:13
it for, you know, for the pay-per-view. You
21:16
know the thing that shocked me? I was
21:18
watching the footage beforehand
21:21
and, you know, they showed the Wembley
21:23
show. And it's, I mean, it's
21:26
a full fucking house. It was 80,000, whatever the
21:29
hell it was. We talked about it. How
21:31
is it possible to
21:34
go- same product. To
21:36
go from 80,000 to struggling
21:39
to put four in
21:41
your TV taping. How is
21:44
it possible? I mean, watch
21:47
a major league baseball team
21:49
fucking sell all their fucking
21:51
talent and watch the next
21:53
year where they can't put fucking 2,200 people in the fucking-
21:56
Is it that, is it just the product?
21:58
What is it? I
22:00
feel like the AEW They're
22:03
like you they're like gay
22:05
for AEW that that crew like
22:07
no matter what they do. They're gonna be there So
22:11
how is 80,000 there and then you
22:13
can't get four? I'm
22:16
with Sarah. I'm looking at Wesley saying
22:18
80,000 a market that never gets big
22:20
shows You know until
22:22
last year. I mean it's true like the
22:24
last time some location. Okay Last
22:27
time so we we used to we used
22:29
to run the UK and you could do a test of
22:31
strength For fucking the
22:34
first six minutes of the fucking
22:36
match and the crowd be hot Oh
22:38
fucking you did lose a soul People
22:41
hold their dicks. They could I can't pister
22:43
in this They
22:46
got me Glad I
22:48
wanted to pen You know,
22:50
it's like fuck, you know, it's it's Hmm
22:57
yeah, it certainly didn't deliver from
23:00
that especially after You
23:06
know the mania hype that we
23:08
just all went through and You
23:14
know, I wouldn't have chosen this week If
23:16
I'm Tony no Because
23:19
it's it's standing next to it's
23:21
it's me standing next to you
23:24
on the stage Here's
23:26
Kevin Nash and a lady's and filming genre
23:28
and I walked out my five foot nine
23:30
ass. I Mean
23:34
it's it's like You
23:39
seemed like two days of Wrestlemania
23:42
and then it's almost like oh,
23:44
yeah This
23:47
is what we got Like
23:51
really this week is when you lay low
23:53
and they fucking did and and on
23:56
top of that The
23:58
fucking their fan base is
24:00
so starved for
24:02
anything that their ratings jumped 19%.
24:07
So from, from a state, from a
24:09
business standpoint, okay.
24:14
We're talking about it. Right.
24:19
We're talking about it on our show. So, I mean,
24:21
it's like, we're not talking about
24:24
the WBE right now. We're talking about,
24:28
even if it's bad press, it's press. Yeah,
24:31
but you do that. You can do that once. Oh,
24:34
that's, yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. They,
24:36
it's, they just fucking cried wolf. Yeah.
24:40
Lisa Wolf. Right.
24:42
Even worse. Cry
24:45
Lisa Wolf motherfucking that's. You're
24:48
on the wives committee. That's right. Um,
24:52
still one of the stupidest fucking bitches I've ever met
24:54
in my life. She's
24:57
out there, you know, where we can, we can have her on one
24:59
week. Um, so
25:01
she had to show up at the
25:04
NFL 50th anniversary
25:06
dinner and rented tuxedos,
25:10
I swear to God, like taker
25:13
and I, we'd look,
25:15
it was, it was so bad. They had
25:17
to bring in like
25:21
from the, from the fucking, uh,
25:24
they had to bring in like
25:26
seamstress and Taylor's to
25:28
try to put these, cause Lex is
25:30
doing the Lex express and Lex has
25:33
got like an Armani fucking
25:35
tux with them. The rest of
25:37
us are on the road and
25:39
we're, we're, this is a day off that
25:41
we're thrown into this, you know,
25:43
we're at a table and
25:46
everybody's fucking tuxedos. Don't
25:49
fit and razors, not in a tuxedo.
25:51
Cause Scott's character would never wear a
25:53
tuxedo. But taker
25:56
with his dead man, I mean, it was just, it
25:59
was so fucking. bad. And
26:02
Mark was, you know, Mark was always
26:04
a fucking like team player. He
26:07
even, so you even threw the fuck this flag on
26:09
that one. Like fuck this. I said, I wouldn't do
26:11
it. I just said, I'm not, I'm not going out
26:13
there and make a fool of myself. What
26:16
was the event? The
26:18
50th anniversary NFL. I
26:21
remember Diana Ross saying, like
26:24
that was the highlight to me was fucking, I watched
26:26
and it was taped. So like,
26:28
you know, she performed like 19 times. Why
26:33
were you guys there? Just as, as just
26:38
to see how bad we could look at rented
26:40
ducks is, right? You know, I
26:43
guess it was kind of like that to showing
26:45
that took that clip, like
26:47
just one of those things where just like, you
26:50
know, that was back still in the days where,
26:53
you know, if you were a pro wrestler and you showed up on
26:55
a, on a
26:57
talk show, you, you showed up in gear. Right.
27:01
Hey, you know, we were talking about
27:03
the AEW show. WWE
27:06
did get a mention that night from
27:09
Will Ospre. Maybe
27:11
not by name, but
27:13
he did respond to
27:18
Triple H. Um,
27:20
well, I hope he's got a 20 year fucking
27:22
deal with AEW. I hope
27:25
he can fucking kick a soccer ball. That
27:29
motherfucker he's, Paul has a long head. Paul has a
27:31
good memory. Probably
27:33
not. I mean, Cody fucking beat
27:36
his fucking crown with a sledgehammer.
27:39
Cody's. All right.
27:41
But here's the difference. Paul's
27:43
not, Paul's not a, Paul's
27:46
not. I'm going
27:48
to, I'm going to ask you something. All right. If
27:51
it's in the spirit of competition in the business, if
27:54
it's Vincent Eric, you
27:57
know, it's one thing fights over. understand
28:00
why you did what you I
28:18
work my schedule and blah, blah,
28:20
blah, grind. I think that if
28:23
I'm Osprey, there
28:26
used to be this, the
28:28
old, the Puerto
28:31
Rican down in Puerto Rico and
28:34
the fucking phone would ring and they pick up the phone
28:38
and I say, Hey, it's
28:41
Nash. What
28:44
do you want me to tell him? You want me to tell him
28:46
I'll fuck you? No,
28:48
no. Tell him
28:50
to come on down. Then we'll fuck him.
28:54
So that's where they're at right now. If
28:58
he ever fucking goes in there,
29:00
then he'll have to figure out
29:03
whether... It'll
29:08
be handled in person. If
29:12
you got the balls to fucking take a
29:14
shot at the fucking boss's wife, and then
29:17
you got the balls to fucking show up and ask
29:20
for a fucking job, you
29:22
better fucking be able to have the balls to
29:24
take whatever he's going to dish. Do
29:29
you think that Paul would look past that
29:31
and ever hire him? Business,
29:36
business, right? I
29:40
don't know. I mean, it ain't
29:42
like somebody's throwing a hundred mile an hour
29:44
fucking fastball. I was going to say, maybe
29:46
it's the work. It's the name we're talking
29:48
about too though, right? It's the work, you
29:50
know? Everything's a work. It's
29:53
a work. I'm sure you can find
29:55
something. Is
29:57
he an exceptional talent for
29:59
that? style. Absolutely. Mm hmm. Is
30:04
there a place for him in this
30:06
fucking business? Will for Will? Absolutely. I
30:09
watched, I mean, I watched this match
30:11
that everybody says was 11 stars and I
30:15
watched it as Kevin Nash and
30:18
then I watched it again as
30:23
somebody that. Was
30:26
it on Daisy? No, it just
30:28
was. I was just watching it. You know,
30:30
I didn't watch it with a set opinion.
30:35
And I said, if this, I mean, I listened to
30:37
the people. And
30:39
I said, people and
30:42
and Wes was was very instrumental
30:44
in me given that a chance because he said
30:47
that of all the, you know,
30:49
he took his father and his father's accepting. And
30:52
he said of all the, you know, of all
30:54
the matches, he said his dad was just like,
30:58
wow. So, I think a lot of
31:00
that translates
31:02
in person. I
31:05
just think that, you know, Paul
31:08
didn't Paul didn't mention him by
31:10
name. Therefore,
31:13
there's no reason to to get out of the
31:15
**** It
31:18
shows why it shows why he's an
31:21
irrific guy. It
31:25
shows why he didn't make the move
31:27
to he's just not he's
31:31
just not smart. It's
31:33
not smart to the business. Jade was. I
31:35
say business wise. Jade was smart.
31:39
Right. Now, look at Jade.
31:44
Gotcha. Very good. Some
31:48
feedback from last week's show. Of course,
31:50
we covered WrestleMania in
31:52
depth. Titus Titus
31:55
and Doomsday Tondic. I
31:58
didn't think you would crap. on the match
32:01
that was closest to old school. LA
32:04
Knight and AJ had a great
32:06
match and AJ lost on
32:08
the only BFT delivered.
32:11
Protected that move for sure. That
32:14
may be true. I did talk about how the
32:16
finishers were being used all over the place but
32:19
maybe in that match. I just I'm not saying
32:21
that we should I don't think we should on
32:23
it. I just think that of
32:26
everything else that was put
32:28
in front of us it had probably the least
32:30
amount of build up. Yeah
32:35
I think we talked about that on here that that
32:37
it was coming from together. It was just it was
32:39
just it was a match and
32:42
I felt they gave the Slim Jim fucking
32:46
you know you start a match I mean
32:49
it's it's so
32:51
important LA Knight that he's going to give away
32:53
a card or some fucking you
32:55
know somebody they fucking brought in from
32:57
West Virginia. Tom
33:03
Talker 2000 it is kind
33:05
of ironic how they can have
33:07
Cody blade on raw but get absolutely no color
33:09
at Mania kind of a letdown considering all the
33:11
hype from rock building up to the actual pay-per-view.
33:14
Perhaps they should have done away with the raw
33:16
blade job and saved it for Mania. Your
33:19
thoughts better to bleed. I look
33:22
at it I look at it in retrospect
33:26
and you have to think because
33:29
we were in the moment when we talked about it but
33:32
then every photograph
33:35
you have of him going over
33:38
is Crimson Mask. Tom Talker
33:43
2000 if he were to blade at WrestleMania.
33:46
Yeah because now every every every
33:48
image you have of the 91 is
33:51
going to look like he was in a car wreck like
33:55
so you can't you can't get any usage out
33:57
of any of that. You
34:00
know didn't think about that Yeah, and
34:03
I what we didn't because we're in the moment but
34:05
when you think back at it from it from a
34:08
Standpoint of marketing merchandising and
34:10
everything else. I mean
34:13
it's pretty hard to get National
34:17
coverage of Cody going over and
34:19
him getting his hand raised if
34:22
he's in the frame Yeah, I believe bleeding down
34:24
to his fucking boots Yeah,
34:30
I think it's fucking the WWE
34:32
and Paul Kind of
34:35
got this whole fucking making money thing
34:37
with the pro wrestling. They figured it
34:39
out, huh? Yeah with
34:41
with the fucking yeah with
34:44
the with the ring changing every fucking
34:46
three moves with a different sponsor
34:48
Yeah, I think they got
34:50
this. It's a profit thing Oh
34:56
Raise a Riley, I never noticed who
34:59
the ref is as an adult oddly
35:01
enough But I knew Charles Robinson when
35:03
I saw him definitely cool awesome thumbnail
35:06
guys. Keep it up My thumbnail got put over
35:08
a lot last week. Wesley. Were you
35:10
responsible for that? I don't want to credit the wrong person
35:13
Yes, you mentioned Charles Robinson as well.
35:15
Yes, I just I just I
35:18
was just so happy That
35:20
he got the nod to be
35:22
that guy that raised his hand at the end of
35:24
the night cuz Charles is just Charles
35:27
been around fucking as long as I
35:29
have right still still looks fucking good
35:32
You know, mm-hmm. Like he
35:35
was one of my he was one of my I Book
35:38
that little nature gimmick. That was all you
35:40
know, I was on my
35:43
watch, right? So
35:45
he would yeah and raise a Riley said he never
35:47
noticed who the ref was as an adult like as
35:49
a kid Is that something you were
35:51
much more aware of I don't know But
35:53
okay, it was Steve by the way
35:55
with the Steve Kauffman to be credited
35:57
for the thumbnail that you guys liked
35:59
Jeremy Jeremy
36:02
said loved the WrestleMania review always love
36:04
to hear both of your thoughts on
36:06
booking and match psychology with modern wrestling
36:09
especially big sexies I feel more wrestlers
36:11
need to take his advice on on
36:14
psychology well
36:16
but as you were told at the performance
36:18
center it's a different thing there
36:22
different things so maybe it wouldn't maybe it wouldn't
36:25
fly from
36:28
a like
36:30
the fans wouldn't be used to but
36:33
if you're hitting the bottom brother if
36:36
you're hitting the bottom you're fucking good
36:44
you can put all the fucking you can you know
36:46
you can put all the twist
36:48
turns and okay
36:52
like we brought up
36:54
the the
36:56
street fight we said was white first black and there
36:58
would be Bobby Blassley now okay
37:01
so you know so-and-so's Croatian
37:03
and this guy's Puerto Rican
37:05
and I mean
37:07
Jesus it was just it's
37:10
like we said think about flat earth and
37:12
people like you don't believe in flat no
37:14
of course we don't you fucking baited mother
37:16
like Jesus Christ when I was a kid
37:19
we used to go to How Lake and
37:21
you could fucking take a fishing
37:23
pole down there and put a
37:25
cheerio on the hook and throw
37:27
it in and catch a bluegill like
37:31
all day long yeah yeah it's just like
37:33
it's the same thing it's just like pseudo
37:38
nim said hey Shawn and Kev I think
37:40
Robert De Niro said it best in the
37:42
movie wag the dog when speaking about the
37:44
JFK assassination I read the
37:47
first draft of the Warren report it said he
37:49
was killed by a drunk driver he highly
37:51
recommend the movie I have to give that a
37:53
rewind hmm
37:57
Josh Pope I like when somebody
37:59
says I
38:01
watched this and this is and it
38:03
Oswald did it and that's
38:06
it and it's just
38:08
some person's opinion and we're supposed
38:10
to go oh Derek
38:13
Thornton I didn't
38:15
know you felt that way I'm
38:17
completely convinced now like come
38:20
on dude it's just your
38:22
opinion it's like I took it purely
38:24
you were very true give
38:26
a fuck about him he doesn't
38:29
have anything to do with my life he
38:31
becomes president of the United States I'll get
38:35
a tax cut come
38:37
on you know you
38:39
produce content you've got it you've got a crank
38:41
stuff out that's talked about so you know you
38:43
can't you can't really go down
38:45
the middle of the road with much stuff
38:48
right it was like they showed they showed
38:50
up god it was the guy
38:52
used to be on vice but vice is gone now
38:54
I kind of I'm gonna butcher
38:56
this guy this
38:58
is for this is for my crew
39:01
in the back it's it's
39:03
the it's he's either Scottish
39:05
or Irish he's got glasses
39:07
and he's like a he
39:10
does like you know reporting and he
39:17
is that his name St. Smith he's
39:20
yeah he's kind of he's husky but he's not tall
39:22
is that
39:25
the guy he was on
39:27
like what was he on last night we
39:31
see him I got to fall over that
39:34
that's the love child of Ricky Gervais and
39:36
John Wayne Gay this is a this
39:39
is a journalist this is
39:42
a guy that's still working he's putting
39:44
microphones in people's faces right now and
39:47
but he was they were talking it was
39:51
a Trump rally and
39:54
this one lady said hi just
39:57
can't believe that Joe Biden would would make
39:59
a transgender their Awareness
40:03
Day on Easter. She
40:06
says, it's unacceptable. And
40:09
the guy says, well, you do realize that
40:12
this is something that came
40:16
a couple, several years ago, and
40:18
it just so happened that this year,
40:21
it's a set date, and this year
40:24
that that set date falls on Easter.
40:28
It wasn't, and she goes, oh, oh,
40:32
well, I'm glad you told me
40:34
that, because that completely clears that up, and I
40:37
understand that now. Thank you. It
40:40
was on the news yesterday, I just said to myself, see,
40:44
I absolutely still have
40:46
a thread of hope for
40:50
this world. You got a little faith in it, right? Yeah,
40:52
I was just like, there we go, see? And
40:58
I'll do the same thing, people tell me something,
41:00
and I'll go, and they'll give me, and
41:03
they'll say, oh, the Will
41:05
Osprey match. The
41:07
Will Osprey match. Still,
41:10
I mean, I'm not gonna
41:12
book that match. And she's not gonna vote
41:14
for Biden. No. But she could admit,
41:17
as you could with Osprey. As the
41:19
first person said, though, that she was there, and
41:21
she said, you know, that what
41:23
it was, they were talking about
41:25
white nationalists that were Christians. And
41:30
the one lady said that
41:32
the Christians were
41:36
under siege. And
41:39
the reporter said, well, it's supposed to be the
41:47
separation from church and state. And
41:51
they were all saying, no,
41:53
Christianity should be the
41:56
American religion, period. There should be
41:58
no... And that's
42:01
boy that's melting pot thought they
42:03
very conveniently want to throw the constant the
42:05
the Bill of Rights Constitution all the paperwork
42:07
in the garbage sometimes and then there's times
42:10
they want to whip when they want to
42:12
fuck their gun Yeah,
42:14
so I mean it's one of those things who are
42:16
just like I just
42:18
think of Chris
42:21
Christofferson He's a
42:23
walking contradiction partly facts of parlour
42:25
fiction Yeah The
42:28
fucking preacher. It's just like come on man and
42:32
she said that it's well
42:34
and She
42:37
had a shirt on that said I'm
42:39
voting for Jesus Christ And
42:42
he said well Jesus Christ is a running.
42:44
She says but Trump is and he's the
42:46
closest thing. I was just like Wow
42:51
Like that person they gave her a
42:54
fucking they gave her keys to a car
42:56
and she gets to drive
43:00
Reproduce possibly I
43:05
Mean he's a lot of things but I Don't
43:09
know Christ like probably
43:12
not gonna be top
43:14
of my Top
43:16
of my list Indeed
43:19
Josh Pope some heat brewing ECW
43:22
was cool when I just You
43:26
want this is your show I'll leave yeah, but just just
43:28
just Because I know we've
43:30
got a few mouth breathers out there
43:32
that I just have to make sure
43:34
you get this he's
43:36
not Christ like because if
43:39
he couldn't go into the end
43:42
of the service because of bone spurs I
43:45
Doubt he's gonna take nails through his
43:47
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ECW was cool when Mick shit
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the best heel shit I'd ever seen. Fuck
44:30
those ECW marks. That's
44:33
Josh's take on ECF and W. Steve,
44:36
you have a prototype of those shirts
44:38
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44:41
haven't gotten our merch. We have plenty of
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45:05
I said earlier today in our
45:09
group text, I was against
45:11
profanity. Well, that's why we
45:14
just have the FN. Oh, okay. I
45:17
just thought to just even to... It's
45:21
like not mentioning Triple H by name
45:23
in your promo. Right.
45:25
Just put the FN and it could be anything.
45:28
Because everybody just
45:32
happens to be married to the boss that's running the
45:34
companies. Free Royal
45:36
Power Hour, a business-wide problem.
45:39
Unrealistic strikes. It's
45:42
awful. On another note, claiming there isn't more than
45:44
one style is just false. Gunther
45:46
doesn't work the same as Sammy Zane. Owens doesn't
45:48
work the same as Orton. Orton doesn't work the
45:51
same as Bronson Reed. Yes, some guys are similar.
45:53
They aren't all the same. Some are
45:56
vastly different as far as they can.
45:58
Let me ask him a question. Let
46:00
me finish him and then you can have him. I'll give him
46:02
to you in a second. Why
46:04
are we giving them this much fucking
46:06
coverage? The
46:09
question? Because there's two points you're
46:11
gonna want to address. That one and then it
46:13
says as far as the counts shouldn't kicking out
46:15
after one be reserved the pin falls early in
46:17
the match? Less pin falls early
46:19
in the match means less kick outs at one.
46:21
No that was the point that they were kicking
46:23
out at two and a half in the beginning
46:25
of the match. Go ahead. Take
46:27
the style. I'm
46:29
just saying that there
46:33
will be a difference in
46:35
style when
46:37
somebody gets punched in the
46:39
face three times and gets
46:41
backed up to a rope and gets thrown
46:44
to the other rope and hooks
46:46
the rope because
46:48
he's in trouble. That
46:51
will change the style. Everybody
46:53
you throw off the ropes is
46:56
coming back. You
47:00
can blind somebody and send them off the ropes.
47:02
They're coming back off those other ropes. Correct. I
47:06
mean that's just so that
47:08
everybody works the same. We
47:11
all work to the right side.
47:15
When you grab when you grab a wrist you
47:17
grab the right wrist. When
47:19
you throw a punch you throw a right
47:21
punch. Because
47:24
if two guys are fucking coming at each
47:26
other and you say block
47:30
and you throw a left he's gonna go
47:32
like this and go so
47:36
you don't know what you're talking about.
47:38
You haven't. Well,
47:42
I just felt when I brought that up
47:45
I had felt after watching eight
47:47
fucking hours of the
47:49
pay-per-view over two days. I think on my seventh
47:51
hour, yeah, I felt that
47:53
I had seen the same move 137 times
47:55
done basically with the same Where.
48:01
Ah, I'm and stylistically it all felt
48:03
the same. I really did feel that
48:05
I could have. In. Most of
48:07
the matches. Just. A We would have
48:10
been interchangeable if I could have had an Ai
48:12
gimmick that would have just changed the faces. Would.
48:14
Have been the same as getting. It's just how
48:17
I felt after watching it comes to hang of
48:19
it is some guys on the roster that would
48:21
be a little different but. After
48:23
watching seven hours of it's not enough of
48:25
a more on that show. Know.
48:27
I I I I think of like. Yes,
48:30
I mean stylistically, That.
48:33
There's. Like a I
48:35
ate one of the my the biggest pops
48:37
of the night for me was during the
48:39
ah the three way match with a with
48:41
a. Randy. And Logan.
48:45
And cabin. I'm.
48:48
They. Took Logan out. And.
48:51
A punch them. Or
48:54
think Kevin post some first than it
48:56
did. he turn around and rarely punched
48:58
him and kaveh parts of the rarely
49:00
punch him and Kevin fuckin gave him
49:02
a fucking shop. And. Randy
49:04
thick took a second because you don't
49:06
shop and he said fuck and be
49:08
here but I clubbing for I just
49:11
went. Ah, these young
49:13
either. I'm not everybody's wagamama
49:15
revealing jobs are. So.
49:19
You. Know it says, You know what's worse? As
49:21
a professional wrestler out? imagine. Than. Having to
49:23
contend with how to sell that shop and all that shit
49:26
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49:28
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49:30
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49:32
mean few days on the road didn't get
49:34
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49:36
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49:38
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49:41
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49:43
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49:45
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49:48
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49:50
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49:52
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49:55
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52:48
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52:50
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52:52
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52:54
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52:59
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53:01
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53:10
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53:12
Let me just tell you, anyone out there
53:14
can confirm. We were on for about an
53:17
hour, an hour before we
53:19
went on the air. Way, way better
53:21
than what we're talking about. We burned our
53:23
shit out, so. We really did. You know
53:25
what it is? We don't, we don't, the,
53:28
what was it, five of us don't socially
53:30
talk all week. We will trade business texts
53:32
back and forth and little shit like
53:34
that. So we get together for one thing. Dom and
53:37
I talked, Dom and I actually talked on the phone
53:39
this week because Dom and I, he
53:42
asked me a question and it was too,
53:44
it was too, it was too intensive to
53:46
answer on a text. So I just said,
53:49
I started to text him like, oh fuck it, somebody's gonna
53:51
call Dom. Dom, teaspoon Dom
53:53
is what you, this is what you wanted to
53:55
say, just a teaspoon. Yeah,
53:58
but I mean, so we get in and everything. comes up
54:00
that I love you. I like the fact that
54:02
that that steve and little or. Little
54:05
Dr. Pepper and a little little
54:08
cherry surprise her. Steve did text
54:10
us that he was going to
54:12
take the deep dive on the
54:15
on the guest list. And
54:17
dumb Steve? you could do you tell Kevin
54:19
yourself I asked you batted in the pre
54:21
show? what did you tell me? I must
54:23
mention I have a great time on. I
54:25
should have done the full teaspoon. Yeah,
54:28
I'm a little of. He went a little soft
54:30
on the dosage. Steroid. His
54:33
next I was my first time. I didn't
54:35
want ice at him when I had time
54:37
because I put on his his eyes. I
54:39
was a little heavy my first time. It's
54:42
just. That little heavy
54:44
and I suspect move something of.
54:48
How fucked up guy get my all I get really
54:50
for. To.
54:52
The point of like I'm I'm not moving
54:55
for awhile? So you already
54:57
in the chair I you receive
54:59
all love guys yards, whatever you?
55:01
yeah. Had
55:03
ripley own or woman. At the
55:06
time, I did once ripley. Put
55:09
over the if you. Ever
55:12
saw the talented Mr. Ripley and
55:14
film as a. Adaptation:
55:17
Eight Spaces Mini
55:19
Series Eight eight
55:21
episodes on Netflix.
55:24
Some brilliant acting. Great sort
55:26
of a tiger fi. says.
55:30
Well them. Italy.
55:32
right? Italy. In
55:34
like place in Italy and what? they're mostly in
55:36
Libya. Have
55:39
you know what I wanted to tell you that
55:41
we met, we talked about. Austin.
55:45
Rice said dumb. You
55:47
said you were in at Wrestlemania and in who also
55:49
was going to be a resume to gotta tax these
55:51
like a you They're. Neither my. I.
55:54
Read today. Dave. Meltzer
55:56
revealed. That. Taker
55:58
spot. In
56:00
Wrestlemania. Was. Supposed to be
56:02
Steve's. Already.
56:04
Exact quote. Here.
56:08
And censored sure did it
56:11
or to deter. Okay, I
56:14
think a lot of people expected Steve was this is i'm
56:16
calling their mother Think a lot of people expect to see
56:18
wasn't a come out next and take out rock a stunner.
56:20
Then. Roads would start heading. Crossroads I'm
56:22
in the title. Undertaker. Going
56:24
to hit and he choked so slammed
56:27
into got the rock. Austin was the
56:29
person originally earmarked for that spot, but
56:31
in the end they couldn't reach a
56:33
financial agreement. an Undertaker was put in
56:35
his place. I.
56:38
Don't know. Steve didn't mention it's around.
56:41
Would. It have been any better
56:43
different in different if it was
56:45
Steve versus Taker. I
56:53
think so because I don't think.
56:57
I think that my I I think that
57:00
the undertakers such as. It's
57:03
like it's it's the gimmick. You.
57:07
Know it's like it's like
57:09
express with wrestlemania. His.
57:11
Stuff is that it's the whole.
57:15
Analysed the had to go hits. It's
57:17
is that undertaker where it's not mark
57:19
where I was marked with the fuck
57:22
a baby on and and a hoodie
57:24
that that and I'm not taking anything
57:26
away from a mate. was still if
57:28
I can use father I read. An
57:32
accent on on several. oh they're
57:34
so that was I people in
57:36
through the Roof or that it's
57:38
just Steve has such a much
57:40
longer history. With
57:43
the Wayne. See.
57:45
In my mind when I think
57:48
of i think rock austin. And
57:50
prefer that era I'm talking about. Rock.
57:53
Austin, Mankind. right?
57:55
To ban can either either. I
57:57
think of austin. Rock.
58:01
Oh, I wasn't going order. I'm talking about
58:04
the the three fattening lock you Up and
58:06
Van and Vince actually. so. You
58:10
You couldn't. That's
58:15
to me like. To
58:18
turn the lights out and turn around.
58:20
And. Take. Her be they're.
58:23
Fucking. You
58:25
set me. Ah, I'm.
58:28
A clip during the during episode ran
58:31
over his after before but it was
58:33
when they hit Steve's music and and
58:35
he came down and five rock and
58:37
put to at put mankind on top
58:39
of I'm. Never. You
58:41
set me that clip. Show
58:43
does I remember I did okay I've
58:46
ever had a negative in Africa and
58:48
the fucking that mean the pop is
58:50
on bowl we all because I couldn't
58:52
Oh yea I remember that. Yeah yeah
58:54
enough for them as I couldn't Fucking.
58:56
But the crowd looked like it was
58:58
move it like it they were doing
59:00
the way yeah they weren't it when
59:02
the wave it looks like Cg. I
59:04
was incredible. Yeah I made the plucky
59:06
with him and sourced. Like
59:09
Steve as light new in a bottle
59:11
and he always will be. there's never
59:13
gonna be. That.
59:16
Glass break it down and the
59:18
I just never going to be.
59:22
Anything that. I'm.
59:25
Him. it. If
59:28
Steve the if Steve doesn't get
59:31
hurt. Does. To
59:33
me I don't think rock fucking be
59:35
hits the Fargo high said he does.
59:37
Like. Everything happens for a reason because
59:40
basically I mean that not to be
59:42
a dick, but. Rock
59:45
is came out and said that when he's
59:47
when he sees something. That.
59:51
Gets over he he takes it
59:54
was the would die with the
59:56
neck injury Second to Dwayne to
59:58
the lot of Focus thieves. And
1:00:02
incorporated into what he did.
1:00:05
And then, you know, a little of the old Steve came
1:00:07
back. But I
1:00:11
think that Steve, you
1:00:14
know, was making $25 million a year then. You
1:00:20
know. Wow. I mean... Yeah,
1:00:23
I would have liked to have seen Austin. I saw words. They
1:00:27
said that Cody Rhodes did over a million
1:00:29
dollars in merch. For
1:00:33
WrestleMania. Just for WrestleMania, yeah. Yeah. No,
1:00:36
I believe that. If that would have been Steve's
1:00:38
gig, that would have been that
1:00:41
Steve made a half a million. Because
1:00:45
Steve was on a 50-50 split. For
1:00:50
merch? Mm.
1:00:54
That's what I knew. We were dead. We
1:00:57
came in as the NWO. We
1:01:00
fucking knocked that what shirt down to two. I
1:01:04
said we're fucking dead. You're
1:01:07
fucking with a guy that's been pulling the fucking... Pulling
1:01:10
the sled. You're fucking with his money,
1:01:12
man. Like we're dead. Right.
1:01:15
Because your merch started to be
1:01:17
sold, the NWO, with WWE.
1:01:21
And that moved the 316 and
1:01:23
Watts and all that stuff. That was costing
1:01:25
him money. And
1:01:28
you know what, man? We're very
1:01:30
close friends, and ours will be. And
1:01:33
I have no
1:01:35
animosity whatsoever that
1:01:37
we were supposed to go over at that mania.
1:01:39
It was supposed to be our night. It ended
1:01:41
up being Steve's night. Because
1:01:44
as they say to the victor goes to
1:01:46
spoils, they won. We lost.
1:01:49
We sucked it. Scott
1:01:51
was gone shortly after. I
1:01:53
had a bunch of injuries, and that's fucking life.
1:02:01
We talked here about the changes
1:02:04
in production, subtle things that we've been
1:02:06
noticing. I liked the
1:02:12
walk down, like the Steadicam shot down from ringside
1:02:14
to the rain, just little subtle things that have
1:02:16
been popping up, and they addressed that this week.
1:02:19
First of all, they built a new studio in Connecticut.
1:02:21
Did you see any of this? There's
1:02:23
a whole new... Where is this
1:02:26
here? Come on. What's going on here?
1:02:30
There we go. So,
1:02:33
a whole new production studio. 30,000 square foot. Go
1:02:37
ahead. I'm just saying that I know there's
1:02:39
a lot of men out
1:02:41
there that their wives, if their
1:02:46
husbands watched another fucking seven
1:02:49
seconds of wrestling during
1:02:52
that weekend, I took
1:02:54
my wife through the fucking
1:02:56
March Madness right
1:02:59
into WrestleMania with
1:03:01
a hip surgery. Injured. Couldn't even
1:03:03
get up to walk away from you. No. That's
1:03:06
the TV room with us. And
1:03:09
she's fucking... God
1:03:11
bless her, man. She watched it all
1:03:14
with me. So you
1:03:17
did a little Ripley to make
1:03:19
up for you. But
1:03:22
we both dug that. I
1:03:24
knew I would because... Okay. I
1:03:26
mean, that's... It was
1:03:28
good cinema, as they say. He's
1:03:32
a brilliant actor, the guy that plays... Yeah,
1:03:34
what's the lead? What have we talked about?
1:03:36
Wes, what's the lead? I'm
1:03:39
going to have to watch this. I'm going to have
1:03:41
to watch this. Andrew Scott. Andrew Scott. Yeah. So,
1:03:45
for our fans of cinema? Wes, did
1:03:47
he get an Oscar nod for that
1:03:49
other film? Yes. You
1:03:52
can. All right.
1:03:55
So we'll turn our fans... We
1:03:57
have a high brow. audience.
1:04:00
I'm sometimes surprised Kevin by people
1:04:03
that approach me in
1:04:05
certain like sometimes like at
1:04:08
a Comic Con you expect to meet some fans
1:04:10
you know maybe at the pub you
1:04:12
expect to meet some fans but I was where was
1:04:14
I recently? I was I was
1:04:16
it I was in Versace in
1:04:20
upstate New York at the at
1:04:22
the outlets and the gentleman that
1:04:24
was helping me or my
1:04:28
daughter was trying something on him
1:04:30
and he's like he goes I
1:04:33
recognize your voice man I was
1:04:35
like okay so but you know
1:04:44
in Versace right you may not expect the
1:04:47
click this arm to reach there.
1:04:49
Well I don't know if I can wear the
1:04:51
robe on New Year's Day. I told him I
1:04:53
said you should watch you shouldn't listen you should
1:04:55
watch because I had your wares and anything you
1:04:57
want to throw in the bag to get on
1:04:59
the air but please feel free to do so.
1:05:01
I got nothing and then I was
1:05:04
in Bermuda last year
1:05:07
I ran down to Bermuda for a
1:05:09
little bit and I walked into a
1:05:11
Diamonds International in Bermuda and
1:05:14
the guy, native
1:05:16
guy I guess is helping walking around he's like
1:05:18
hey I just got a question for you real
1:05:21
quick you the wrestling guy? I'm like yeah I
1:05:23
guess not a wrestler but he's like
1:05:25
yeah the guy in the back was saying he's afraid to
1:05:27
come out but he saw when you walked in with him.
1:05:29
So Diamonds International in Bermuda
1:05:32
and Versace in at Woodbury
1:05:34
Commons. So
1:05:36
we can give we can give art house cinema
1:05:38
recommendations to our listeners. And
1:05:41
then the film
1:05:43
that Andrew Scott was in is called
1:05:46
All of the Strangers. It's on Hulu
1:05:48
right now. There
1:05:54
are some gay tones to
1:05:56
it. Oh listen if you need to sell
1:05:59
your dance card with Dick sucking. Well
1:06:02
I'm just saying that you know I'm just you
1:06:04
know give you give you a heads up that
1:06:06
this is yeah but it's but
1:06:09
it's um as
1:06:12
Wes explained it's got kind of a
1:06:14
Hallmark feel to it as
1:06:17
much as Dixon can. Well
1:06:21
I never you know the
1:06:24
cameras Cameron Candace Beret movies
1:06:26
on Hallmark just never quite
1:06:28
hit that level of depravity for me but
1:06:31
I have to give this a try. Well
1:06:34
I mean if
1:06:39
it's done I mean it's
1:06:42
such a world is so fucked
1:06:44
up. Listen
1:06:46
you can handle explicit
1:06:50
fornication, gay, straight, whatever
1:06:53
in a film is often unnecessary.
1:06:56
I think it's 99% of the
1:06:58
time it's unnecessary because
1:07:02
we all know I mean number
1:07:05
one how awkward those
1:07:07
felt those those scenes are for the people
1:07:10
that are involved in it. You know
1:07:12
they've got a they're on
1:07:14
a skeleton crew you know
1:07:16
it's it's just I
1:07:20
don't see and it's not art house
1:07:22
it's you know it's what
1:07:26
was the film Wes you'll
1:07:29
I'm gonna have to go here it's um
1:07:31
God I can now I have to I'll have to think of
1:07:33
her name she was in The Matrix she
1:07:38
was in Tears of the Sun she's
1:07:41
an Italian actress Bottinelli
1:07:45
or Valeria
1:07:48
Galeno no probably
1:07:51
not this generation I would have
1:07:53
to Monica Bellucci Monica Bellucci did
1:07:56
you ever see the film this it's
1:07:59
a French film where she
1:08:01
gets raped, she walks
1:08:03
underneath like the irreversible,
1:08:06
yes, and that's her
1:08:08
husband that does this scene and
1:08:10
there's this violent, violent
1:08:13
fucking rape scene in this
1:08:15
film, Irreversible, and
1:08:17
it's her husband that does
1:08:19
the, you know, the actor. Yeah,
1:08:23
it was like it
1:08:27
was, it was just, I saw
1:08:29
it on
1:08:32
a burned DVD
1:08:36
and I, rape
1:08:39
to me is like, it's repulsive to
1:08:41
watch, like I could, I walked out
1:08:43
of the accused when they
1:08:45
were raping Jodie Foster. I walked
1:08:47
out, I walked down on that
1:08:50
and I, you know, somebody said,
1:08:52
have you seen this? I
1:08:54
think the fact that I was explained.
1:09:01
So I was just pointing out that the husband wasn't the
1:09:03
one that raped her, but he was in the film. He
1:09:05
was in the film, yeah, but it was, it was one
1:09:08
of those things where it somehow,
1:09:11
it was just, but it was, it was, I
1:09:13
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1:09:15
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1:09:17
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Has anybody seen a film called Bad
1:10:22
Boy Bubby? If
1:10:26
there's anybody out there that's seen Bad Boy
1:10:28
Bubby, oh,
1:10:30
Wesley, you gotta find Bad Boy Bubby.
1:10:32
It's Australian. It's a, it's
1:10:36
so fucked up. It's, the only
1:10:38
person I've ever talked to that's
1:10:40
seen it besides me is
1:10:43
Soderbergh. I said,
1:10:45
I said, Bad Boy Bubby, and he looked at me
1:10:47
and he goes, of course you've seen that. Yeah,
1:10:52
Steve, it's a- Give me the pitch, what, real
1:10:54
quick here, what is it? Rent
1:10:56
it. I don't
1:10:58
think you can rent it. Do
1:11:01
you have a DVD? Looking for something to watch with
1:11:03
the kids this week. Do you have a DVD player?
1:11:05
No, I don't think I do anymore. It may be
1:11:07
somewhere down the basement, somewhere, but not hooked
1:11:09
up. Bubby
1:11:13
has spent 30 years trapped in
1:11:15
the same small room, tricked by
1:11:17
his mother. One day, he manages
1:11:20
to escape, and deranged and naive
1:11:22
in equal measures, his adventure into
1:11:24
a modern and nihilistic life begins.
1:11:27
His mother basically tells him that
1:11:30
the world has ended, you know, a
1:11:32
nuclear type gimmick or some shit. To
1:11:39
say that he's involved with his mom
1:11:41
would be an understatement. Yeah,
1:11:45
this is room times 275,000. Yeah,
1:11:54
this is, wow. Well,
1:11:56
you did mention a post-apocalyptic nuclear.
1:11:58
But that was. Uma
1:12:01
Remember. The.
1:12:03
Show we did. After.
1:12:05
T past and Max. Max
1:12:07
came down. Get that, Max?
1:12:09
His dad fence. Is
1:12:12
the one the term we're the bad boy puppy.
1:12:16
They. See yeah it is here
1:12:18
a film you hire a yeah
1:12:20
he was every that like venomous.
1:12:22
Everything restless of it was such
1:12:24
a certain oh great friend and
1:12:27
the. He was in.
1:12:29
that like. He always with
1:12:31
was very cutting edge of
1:12:33
music and film and. And
1:12:37
fucker died on me. But.
1:12:41
We're. Supposed to grow has like Scott
1:12:43
like we're going on them our
1:12:45
our sponsor girl die together. Some
1:12:47
of my boy. Is.
1:12:50
Now. There
1:12:52
was no well film buddy their to
1:12:54
yeah my yeah connection to all the.
1:12:58
Ah, offbeat stuff the
1:13:00
user to. User.
1:13:02
Two. Hours
1:13:05
or so I was a
1:13:07
thing was a Trista was so
1:13:09
involve advanced. we really. Like
1:13:13
Tammy and and and Max events were
1:13:16
like oh. How. Are
1:13:18
those like they max and to
1:13:20
your best of? And Tammy in
1:13:22
damn are best friends And Main
1:13:24
Vents were best friends and. It
1:13:28
made no there was like be the
1:13:30
case and god. And
1:13:33
twelve fifteen yellow as as a boys
1:13:36
were. There.
1:13:38
Is sex with now with we
1:13:40
went up we went up to
1:13:42
they live outside of Pittsburgh actually
1:13:45
transfer. I. Will which
1:13:47
is people there are. so here
1:13:49
I think that Dominoes were transfers.
1:13:53
Hermitage of that wire. Transfers.
1:13:56
A city had transfer Pennsylvania.
1:14:02
Well, did they move
1:14:04
after? He moved before Tristan
1:14:06
passed, right? Max? Max
1:14:10
was already up in... He's always been.
1:14:13
He went to film school. Max
1:14:16
lives in Pittsburgh. Right.
1:14:21
Okay, so he was never a local... No,
1:14:24
it was always we just spent summers
1:14:26
together and holidays,
1:14:29
but we were interchangeable.
1:14:32
The six of us, you know, that was just...
1:14:34
it was such a perfect crew,
1:14:36
you know. We
1:14:40
could go on a cruise. The boys would sit in
1:14:42
the arcade all day. The women
1:14:45
would sit in the spa. And
1:14:48
Vince and I would fucking pony up to the fucking
1:14:50
bar. I'm
1:14:56
giving another wine package. Take
1:15:03
the late dinner. Is
1:15:05
it tough to... do you
1:15:07
see them anymore now? Tammy
1:15:09
and Matt, we plan
1:15:12
on seeing them. Actually,
1:15:15
one of Max and Tristan
1:15:20
grew up with one of my... There's
1:15:23
another family here, Lewis and Peggy, that
1:15:25
are close friends. And
1:15:28
they have a daughter, Juri. And
1:15:31
the boys and Juri were... they were all
1:15:34
very, very close friends. And
1:15:36
Juri, God bless her soul, her
1:15:39
birthday is on the day that he passed. And
1:15:42
she refuses to fucking celebrate
1:15:47
her birthday now. She's
1:15:49
getting married in October
1:15:51
and November, and I'm doing
1:15:54
the ceremony. Oh,
1:15:56
you're kidding. Yeah. You
1:15:59
got ordained. for this no they're
1:16:01
getting they'll go to the justice of
1:16:04
the peace I'm just I'm just coming
1:16:06
in and doing the I
1:16:09
guess I'm there for the fucking shits
1:16:12
and giggles you know when
1:16:14
this comes out you're gonna get a lot of requests
1:16:16
now now when the ones this airs to
1:16:19
officiate long as you can afford my fucking
1:16:22
I was gonna say it's my I'm
1:16:24
in the five to leave that house yeah
1:16:26
okay yeah it depends you
1:16:29
know I could probably do it for 50k all
1:16:31
right so let me go let's just
1:16:33
go into it I gotta go into today I don't know
1:16:35
if you can see this on but
1:16:37
there's some stuff on your face oh
1:16:40
yeah talk about this or not but
1:16:42
I can't tell if you can see
1:16:44
it or not I saw something on
1:16:47
the side of the headphone isn't there
1:16:49
something on the side oh the microphone
1:16:51
I mean no that's not as that's
1:16:54
not as bad as I see oh
1:16:58
yeah this is the bad side
1:17:00
okay yeah so so cuz
1:17:03
I'm seeing an opposite you know look
1:17:05
at this fucking thing here so
1:17:08
you know I had that
1:17:11
melanoma in my face and they
1:17:14
had to fucking I don't know if I think
1:17:16
it was I put in an Instagram with actually
1:17:18
I put that fucking hole looking so he put
1:17:21
a cigarette out did you see that here yeah
1:17:23
we I think we put it up here yeah
1:17:25
so yeah so have
1:17:28
an eating sense sorry
1:17:32
so I've
1:17:36
you know I had some like I've been
1:17:38
beginning like it's impossible to live down here
1:17:40
and not go out the fucking Sun but
1:17:43
man I take that fucking zinc
1:17:46
like I was a lifeguard like I'm Sam
1:17:49
Elliott in the movie lifeguard 1960
1:17:52
you know I put that white
1:17:54
shit on my face and
1:17:57
I'm I with anyplace I've got like
1:17:59
age spots And
1:18:02
lo and behold man, I was
1:18:05
just sitting there about a month ago and
1:18:08
I looked and I'm like, fuck,
1:18:11
right where that, like
1:18:13
the scar starts right here and
1:18:15
goes back. You can't
1:18:17
see it because the plastic surgeon did it. But
1:18:20
right at the end of that, there's this
1:18:22
fucking brown, nobule
1:18:25
that fucking came up. So
1:18:29
I'm like, I'm
1:18:32
dealing, my poor wife just had her
1:18:34
hip done and it's just like, but
1:18:38
at the same time, it's just like, I've
1:18:41
got to get this shit checked. Like
1:18:44
I've got to go
1:18:47
and then if it's fucking, if I got to get
1:18:49
another whole punch in my face, I got to get
1:18:51
another whole punch in my face because I
1:18:54
don't want to fucking die. You know,
1:18:59
so I went
1:19:03
today and I mean,
1:19:10
I did
1:19:12
the Lord's prayer in my
1:19:14
car, asked
1:19:17
Jesus fucking please, like,
1:19:19
don't let this, like, don't let this
1:19:21
be cancer. And I
1:19:23
walked in there. I said, man, I sat there and
1:19:26
she brought me in and she sat me down. She
1:19:28
said, what's up? I said, man, I said, she goes, I
1:19:31
see it. Man,
1:19:33
I swear, like you ever
1:19:35
catch yourself not breathing? She's
1:19:39
got that like cosmic
1:19:42
fucking goggle gimmick, you
1:19:45
know, looking at me with the light. And
1:19:48
I'm like getting
1:19:50
ready to go and do a
1:19:52
fucking full just anxiety,
1:19:54
panic attack where I
1:19:56
can feel my chest getting tight. And she
1:19:58
goes, that's. off with an age spot.
1:20:04
Those best, the best words, right? When you,
1:20:07
I said, I said, how, how about
1:20:10
this stuff over here? How
1:20:13
about this? She goes all
1:20:15
age spots. I said, how about these ones
1:20:17
over here? She goes age spots. She
1:20:19
goes, what do you want to do with my sit? What
1:20:22
can we do? She says, oh fuck it. I
1:20:24
can hit him with nitrous. My burden is fuckers
1:20:26
off. I said, they'll be
1:20:28
gone. She said, yeah. I'm like, Jesus.
1:20:31
I mean, it's
1:20:34
like fucking somebody fucking
1:20:36
hitting the crack pipe and then fucking
1:20:38
bumping in you with the lighter, like
1:20:40
seven fucking times. You know, it's like,
1:20:43
I'm like, whoa, fuck man. Like maybe I
1:20:45
should have done this in stages. So,
1:20:48
uh, yeah, I got that shit burn out
1:20:50
of me today. Yeah. So
1:20:53
then once they got, I mean, you heal your
1:20:55
heels, it's gone. It's good. You get the skin
1:20:57
tags that happens sometimes too. They can do the
1:20:59
same thing like a Renzio. But I mean, you
1:21:01
know, there's something about that.
1:21:03
It's pretty, yeah. Well,
1:21:06
they, you have a video and I,
1:21:08
did I put that on, uh, my
1:21:10
Instagram? Is that thing on there? I don't know. I
1:21:12
think I'm blocked. Um, no,
1:21:15
you're not blocking my Instagram. I did. I
1:21:17
don't think you did. I didn't see it. I
1:21:19
didn't put that on. Maybe that was
1:21:21
too graphic. Maybe, maybe that was what it was.
1:21:23
Maybe I put it on and they fucking, they
1:21:25
put like a block or something. It
1:21:29
was too horrendous. Even for, yeah, you
1:21:31
can't show this, sir. I'm sorry. The
1:21:34
den of filth that is social media.
1:21:38
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1:23:50
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1:23:52
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1:23:54
sure you posted it? No,
1:23:56
I didn't post it out. But.
1:24:05
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1:24:07
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1:24:09
folder maybe? Is it organized?
1:24:11
Injuries or one folder? I mean I'm
1:24:14
looking at my circumcision right now.
1:24:16
It's growing. Oh they go way
1:24:19
back. Yeah, not very good quality, 59, but
1:24:24
I can't believe they actually used
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got the clippers out? The
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this is, we just had a big supercard WrestleMania
1:24:52
last week, right? And we had of course the
1:24:54
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1:24:56
big sporting event. So here is,
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this isn't the National Anthem, but in
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1:25:03
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1:25:06
at the, is that the Cotton Bowl? Here's
1:25:10
Glengosa's in-ring performance.
1:25:12
This got it kicked off and got
1:25:14
everybody hyped. And
1:25:18
there's Bill Mercer by the way doing
1:25:20
the commentary. Need some audio here. You're
1:25:24
going to need the audio. Thank you. Thank
1:25:27
you. Such a full house to
1:25:29
me. Well
1:25:36
the boss told me up to sit and
1:25:38
come into work. I just hung up on
1:25:40
that slave driving jerk. I'm going to wrestle.
1:25:42
Going to wrestle. You think
1:25:46
I'd rather be sweating on the dog or
1:25:48
watching somebody use a hammer. Alright. I'm
1:25:50
going to wrestle. Going to wrestle. I
1:25:54
don't know what the main event that was, what
1:25:57
the main event was that night. The
1:26:00
crowd was certainly whipped into a frenzy. Are
1:26:03
we going to get copy written on that
1:26:05
because it's world class? Doesn't WWE own world
1:26:07
class 2 now? Maybe they don't almost. Jesus
1:26:09
Christ, if that's the case just cut the
1:26:11
fucking whole thing because that motherfucker ain't. Not
1:26:14
worth the $5? Yeah, fuck. At
1:26:16
least fucking eat the biscuit
1:26:19
I've seen other people do
1:26:21
it. If
1:26:23
I blur the video, WWE won't get anything. All right, there you
1:26:26
go. We get to enjoy
1:26:28
the mass filings of blood. Why even
1:26:31
just show the fucking... Can't we just
1:26:33
show the clip and then
1:26:35
put the audio? Like
1:26:39
just show a fucking still and then put
1:26:41
the audio? Well,
1:26:43
you could. You wouldn't get the excitement of
1:26:45
seeing his afro move in the wind. That
1:26:50
was horrible. It was horrible. A
1:26:52
fan actually sent that request
1:26:55
for that one. I forget who it is. I would have
1:26:57
mentioned you if I marked it down, but I didn't. That's
1:27:01
why I probably
1:27:03
read the same thing. The
1:27:06
comment. Have you ever seen
1:27:08
this? We would tap out. Florida
1:27:12
Man Jersey Guy. Kev, this is the
1:27:14
Disney edition today. Two stories, one from
1:27:17
a real Jersey guy, one from a
1:27:19
real Florida Man. They both happen at
1:27:21
Disney? Both Disney
1:27:24
centric, yes. Oh, this is going to be
1:27:26
difficult. Well, we'll see. You're
1:27:28
very good at interpreting the
1:27:30
behaviors. Much like
1:27:32
a National Geographic scientist sitting in
1:27:34
the bushes, able to look
1:27:36
out and identify the animals and what the
1:27:39
mating rituals are, you're able to hear these
1:27:41
and fish out who is a Florida
1:27:44
Man and Jersey guy. Okay, first headline. Drunk
1:27:48
man, beaten up and arrested after
1:27:50
making fun of Disney guest with
1:27:53
Down syndrome. And
1:27:56
the second one is man arrested
1:27:58
after telling staff. Al-Qaeda ordered
1:28:01
him to blow up Disney World.
1:28:06
I'm gonna go with the first
1:28:08
guy that got
1:28:11
beat up for making fun of the
1:28:13
Down Syndrome. A moment ago that was
1:28:15
Florida and Al-Qaeda was because
1:28:17
of the proximity to
1:28:20
the World Trade Center. That was Tracey.
1:28:24
Yeah I don't know how you do it Kev but
1:28:26
you did get that one correct. Alright
1:28:28
the drunk man beating up and arrested after. I'll
1:28:30
guarantee you that the fucking guy that beat up
1:28:33
the fucking guy
1:28:35
from Florida. No it was from Florida.
1:28:37
I was
1:28:39
there I'd have beat his ass. Alright
1:28:42
let's see a Florida man's trip to World
1:28:44
Disney World ended with him behind bars after
1:28:46
he sparked an argument with four guests at
1:28:48
a resort bar while he allegedly made fun
1:28:50
of a woman with Down Syndrome. Brent George
1:28:52
was the offender arrested charged
1:28:55
with four counts of battery
1:28:57
after the incident. Paris must be proud.
1:29:00
Bellevue Lounge inside
1:29:03
Disney's Boardwalk Inn. So
1:29:06
you are correct he was intoxicated.
1:29:09
Go figure. If you're in
1:29:11
the Disney fucking resort at
1:29:13
the bar you're probably dropping
1:29:15
at least a G for
1:29:17
the room right? Depends
1:29:20
where he stands but he was a Florida resident he
1:29:22
might have just gone there to drink that day. He
1:29:25
should have got beat up for fucking going
1:29:27
to Disney to drink anyway. I mean
1:29:29
fuck it. It's like going to a
1:29:31
strip joint. No man I'm not
1:29:34
a pervert I just love the fucking
1:29:36
twelve dollar beers. They have great stakes.
1:29:39
Great story from
1:29:41
Waltman's book. I'm giving them all away. They're
1:29:45
in the car. Joni's in the front. Paul's
1:29:48
driving. This is when China and Triple H
1:29:50
were together and Waltman's in the back and
1:29:53
they're just riffing on shit and Waltman's like I
1:29:56
love all these fucking guys such pussies they have
1:29:58
to tell their wives oh I
1:30:00
go to the fucking strip club for the steak.
1:30:03
Paul's driving. He goes, thanks.
1:30:07
Um, so yeah,
1:30:11
so where
1:30:14
I used to work, the cheetah, they
1:30:16
got, I mean, I haven't been there.
1:30:18
Great steak, right? Fuck that
1:30:20
a great menu, great wine menu. Fucking
1:30:23
Jack Bragg. We have that, I
1:30:25
don't know if Jack still runs the cheetah,
1:30:28
but, uh, that
1:30:30
fucking the cheetah, anybody out
1:30:32
there can, uh, this bend of the
1:30:34
cheetah, uh, lately and has
1:30:36
had dinner. Uh,
1:30:39
tell me if it's still the fucking, is it still
1:30:42
there? The cheetah club? Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Can
1:30:44
we look at, can we, can we look up the
1:30:46
cheetah? Let's get a menu. No, can
1:30:48
we, we gotta be able to, yeah, let's, let's
1:30:51
look it up. Let's see. Let's
1:30:53
look up the cheetah. Cheetah, the cheetah
1:30:57
used to be the cheetah. Scott and
1:30:59
I, uh, you
1:31:02
said never pass up. We,
1:31:04
the deal was if the
1:31:06
word lounge, if
1:31:08
it said lounge, you had to have a drink.
1:31:12
I mean, that was just, that was a rule. It
1:31:14
didn't matter what time either. It
1:31:16
was 7am fucking, you saw lounge and it was
1:31:18
open. If you're on the road and you passed once
1:31:20
you had to stop and have it, you had
1:31:22
to, yes, you had to have a drink. Uh,
1:31:26
so that's why we went to
1:31:28
Kaz's eight ball lounge. That
1:31:31
was the strip joint up in Cadillac that
1:31:34
got referenced. And then I saw it
1:31:36
made it on X and
1:31:38
the guy took a picture and said it's, it's,
1:31:40
it's, it's still here. I
1:31:43
was just like, fuck yeah, that's, that's the place. And he
1:31:46
said, yeah, right across the street from, and he named the,
1:31:48
the, the building that we wrestled in. And he said,
1:31:51
yeah, he says, uh, my
1:31:53
brother-in-law, somebody got married there, but I was, I
1:31:55
was saying that I was telling the people that
1:31:57
wouldn't, right at the wedding, like I watched Undertaker.
1:32:00
wrestle here. So
1:32:02
amazing. Well if you find that
1:32:04
menu certainly bring it up. I'll tell you what
1:32:07
I would have ordered. There
1:32:10
was no menu on the website. This is shocking
1:32:12
to me. Southeast's
1:32:14
most renowned nightclub. Cheetah
1:32:17
Lounge. Yes.
1:32:21
I'm calling it the Cheetah Club. Why am I calling
1:32:23
it? Was it ever called the club? No. No. They're
1:32:27
closed on Sundays if you think I'm seeing
1:32:29
on the website here. The
1:32:33
Cheetah Experience. This
1:32:35
is a full calendar. We're looking at
1:32:37
the big April events
1:32:39
at the Cheetah. There was a
1:32:42
time when I worked there that we had I
1:32:45
think two or three penthouse
1:32:47
pets and a playmate all
1:32:50
on staff there. That
1:32:53
were our dad's
1:32:56
ass. Did you just whenever
1:32:58
I was in one of the men's
1:33:01
establishments I just counted
1:33:03
the fucking money Kevin. Cash
1:33:05
business. I just sat
1:33:08
there and just imagined the stacks
1:33:10
in the back. Not that the
1:33:12
girls were making. Oh the money,
1:33:14
the girls. The best gimmick
1:33:16
ever was when you
1:33:19
gave them Cheetah
1:33:21
bucks and
1:33:23
it was one for one. One
1:33:26
for one with the house? They
1:33:29
would give you a hundred bucks. Maybe he gave them a hundred and five
1:33:32
back or whatever it was. They
1:33:36
were stuck with these Cheetah bucks and
1:33:40
people would buy and
1:33:42
they'd have to spend them because sure
1:33:44
as hell I ain't gonna take them
1:33:47
home to mama. Remember one time this fucking
1:33:49
guy was running his fucking mouth. We'd
1:33:52
thrown him out and
1:33:55
he was just sitting there and he just kept
1:33:57
saying yeah I'm a doctor I make more than
1:33:59
five. one surgery and you fucking make out of the
1:34:01
end of the year and he's going on and on and on.
1:34:04
I just reached across the
1:34:06
pocket where you put your kerchief
1:34:10
and just ripped that motherfucker down on
1:34:13
his waist. I
1:34:15
said yeah go home and explain that doc. He
1:34:19
was just like more
1:34:23
effective than a punch in the face right? Absolutely.
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Monty every time we tape. So
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how... Before and after. What do you think today?
1:37:18
Do you think I was any different than I
1:37:20
normally am? I don't think so. Right? I just...
1:37:24
You're pretty centered. You're
1:37:29
pretty even. Pretty steady. I
1:37:32
don't think I... I didn't get... Nothing
1:37:34
really provoked
1:37:37
me. I didn't go off on any
1:37:39
too strong of tangents. I
1:37:42
didn't F-bomb as much as I did probably
1:37:45
the last episode because I was... Maybe
1:37:48
that's the difference. Maybe less
1:37:51
profanity this week? Yeah. When
1:37:53
I'm clam-baked, it's
1:37:56
like a different... You also do a lot of stuff didn't
1:38:00
do any impersonations of listeners
1:38:02
that post things you don't like. It sounds
1:38:04
a little like this. No.
1:38:08
What are you talking
1:38:10
about, Stuxburg? We
1:38:13
didn't get that this week, maybe. But
1:38:16
if you want to be a part of ... I
1:38:19
will say that I got my
1:38:22
portfolio statement this week. From
1:38:30
your holdings? One
1:38:32
of my portfolios. The
1:38:36
one that's not a bunch
1:38:38
of bonds and bullshit. I mean, this is
1:38:40
the one that is
1:38:42
my growth. Yeah, the one
1:38:44
we talked about earlier, I think. Yeah, I was just like,
1:38:47
wow. Doing very well. Yeah.
1:38:51
I love how they have your net worth.
1:38:57
You don't know. Nobody knows what my ...
1:39:00
It's in my trust. You'd have
1:39:03
to know my trust to know
1:39:05
my net worth. You
1:39:07
don't know my trust. How
1:39:10
could they possibly estimate
1:39:12
your net worth? Well,
1:39:15
the internet says 4 million. Yeah,
1:39:17
one says 4. I like to
1:39:19
... Look up the Forbes one
1:39:22
and then look at my cars. Look
1:39:26
up Forbes' Kevin Nash's net
1:39:28
worth. This is by
1:39:31
far my favorite. Now, see,
1:39:33
they have my motor vehicles on there anywhere.
1:39:37
They have a list of vehicles that I couldn't
1:39:40
even put my fucking three-piece set
1:39:42
in. They got
1:39:44
like Lamborghinis and I'm like, yeah,
1:39:46
you guys have got me. I
1:39:49
have a house with two pools. Great.
1:39:54
One you keep lukewarm, one's a little cooler.
1:39:56
You decide based on my ... Is that
1:39:58
my cars? here?
1:40:00
No, no, those are your movies. Oh, here they
1:40:02
are. Ford
1:40:04
Bronco. Well, they were right
1:40:07
about that. That isn't Forbes.
1:40:11
That's Sportskeeda. I say go on
1:40:14
fucking Forbes, you go to fucking
1:40:16
Sportskeeda. It's close.
1:40:19
No, it's not. Jesus Christ, you know. It's
1:40:21
just like, it's like, if
1:40:23
you want to get information, you gotta
1:40:26
go. Can we go
1:40:28
on Forbes and look
1:40:30
up Kevin Nash on Forbes?
1:40:33
It's just, it's not that
1:40:35
hard. Well,
1:40:39
let me know when you get to the
1:40:41
cars and I will address that. It might
1:40:43
be a tab at the top there. Hashtag
1:40:47
ask Nash. Hold on
1:40:49
a second. Before we do this, let me just determine.
1:40:53
Motherfuckers, man. I just want to say we
1:40:56
did review this because you said I can't
1:40:58
get in those fucking things on the on
1:41:00
the air one time. Forbes,
1:41:03
not worth Kevin Nash. Just
1:41:09
got a news bulletin and Jungle Boy is
1:41:11
wrestling in New Japan tonight. I'm
1:41:19
gonna watch that right after the Serbian film. Oh,
1:41:26
here's one that I'm 30
1:41:35
richest characters in wrestling. My
1:41:37
net worth jumped to eight
1:41:40
million dollars. If
1:41:44
that's chartable, it's up five from
1:41:46
seven million. Exactly. Contents
1:41:53
number three. I'm number three. So
1:41:56
I Gotta go number three. Good.
1:42:02
Yeah, I'm going to Sk we can do
1:42:05
this while we do. The show has tear
1:42:07
gas mask, pinball wizard eight or nine. Have
1:42:09
you seen the trailer for the new movie
1:42:11
Civil War? Do. You think it
1:42:14
may lead to some on rest as
1:42:16
we get closer to the presidential election.
1:42:19
I did see that trailer by the way. Did.
1:42:21
You catch that? Kevin the I was a kid
1:42:24
from a Friday night Lights. I'm
1:42:27
hoping it it. It shines a light on.
1:42:30
The. Stupidity. Of
1:42:32
this country. Rather
1:42:34
than people were. Rather
1:42:37
rather than a causing unrest they i hope
1:42:39
it holds up a mirror. Ah
1:42:41
to or. What?
1:42:43
We're destroying. Jesse.
1:42:47
Plowman's is that the actor of
1:42:49
which you are referring kevin. Have
1:42:56
you think federal causing the unrest. Well.
1:43:02
I would open up. It
1:43:05
took. To
1:43:07
get those cars at things and. I'll.
1:43:17
Go To! I'm. Going
1:43:19
to go to Furnish Nave. it's the third junior.
1:43:23
Keeps alien extensions I think Juniors
1:43:25
new isn't This is a this
1:43:27
is so this is so current
1:43:29
it's it's mass. Also appeared to
1:43:31
several movie roles, most recently in
1:43:33
a supporting role and the surprise
1:43:36
hit Magic Mike. From
1:43:38
two Thousand and Fifteen, Part One. So.
1:43:43
They're. Clearly not going to be accurate with for.
1:43:46
With. Your net worth or your vehicles
1:43:48
so. So. Futile Effort Fern I'm
1:43:50
like I like the failing. I liked the
1:43:53
fact that they reset my bronco so they
1:43:55
do a kind of give you streak read:
1:43:57
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93, OJ Bronco. Is
1:44:30
there any wrestler you wouldn't want to
1:44:33
get in a shoot fight with during
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your career? There's
1:44:42
none of them I would want to get in a fight
1:44:44
with. It's not
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what we're there to do.
1:44:51
Well, you know, Haku
1:44:53
always had a reputation for being
1:44:56
ferocious outside the ring, in
1:44:58
a legit fashion. I think
1:45:01
that anybody that's fought in
1:45:03
their life... I mean,
1:45:05
I don't think
1:45:07
that when the ship goes
1:45:09
down, I guess it goes down. I
1:45:12
don't think you... There's
1:45:17
a picture of me sitting on Haku's lap drinking
1:45:19
a beer. I've seen
1:45:21
that. Yeah, it's like...
1:45:25
Is there anyone that would surprise me that
1:45:28
you've seen hold their own? Like did Harvey
1:45:30
Whippleman pull a guy's balls out of his
1:45:32
shorts and wrap them around his neck? I
1:45:34
was sitting there and it just came off
1:45:37
my quad tear and Goldberg
1:45:39
and Jericho got into it. And
1:45:42
Bill came at Chris and Chris
1:45:44
just fucking front face locked them. That
1:45:48
was it. I mean, there wasn't
1:45:51
a fucking punch thrown. I
1:45:54
didn't fucking... I just sat there. I didn't move. Because
1:45:58
the only thing that was going to happen to me was I was going to fucking... can
1:46:00
tear something else. I just nowadays
1:46:02
that front face lock would have made all the
1:46:05
wrestling news and they might have aired
1:46:07
it on TV as part of the
1:46:09
team angle. That front face lock actually
1:46:12
made me lose my hell in the cell match
1:46:14
against Triple H. Because you were sworn up from
1:46:16
C. Yeah, it's just that I'd never fucking recovered.
1:46:19
So I mean I should
1:46:21
have beat Triple H. I had him beat.
1:46:23
I hit him with my finish.
1:46:25
I just couldn't fucking finish him fast enough
1:46:28
because I witnessed that fucking front face lock
1:46:30
in the locker room. Right, you were broken
1:46:32
up from it. So Jericho's fault. Exactly.
1:46:35
Fucking bully. DNY,
1:46:38
what up fellas? Hey big man, the
1:46:40
click always seemed like a good time.
1:46:42
But I always wondered, was, is there
1:46:44
any member who doesn't take
1:46:46
jokes as good as the rest of
1:46:48
you and who was the
1:46:51
biggest jokester between you guys? Good question.
1:46:53
You don't fucking rib guys in their car.
1:47:00
Well maybe not a rib. What about just...
1:47:02
I don't
1:47:04
know. I used to fucking
1:47:06
blaze by exit after exit once Scott
1:47:08
said he had to piss. Oh
1:47:12
fuck, I'm sorry you had to piss
1:47:14
don't you? See that's a perfect example.
1:47:16
Yeah, I would always do that because
1:47:18
you knew fucking once Scott fucking broke
1:47:20
that fucking head bladder. Baby
1:47:23
bladder was stopping every seven miles.
1:47:25
We would never have gotten anywhere.
1:47:27
I remember
1:47:30
we stopped up in
1:47:32
Wisconsin and
1:47:34
we pissed on
1:47:37
the side of the road and this
1:47:39
is why Scott was... everybody else would
1:47:41
just we pull over and
1:47:44
we would just piss on the side of the
1:47:46
road. But
1:47:48
you gotta... you know that's the same thing though
1:47:50
as you give the... you always drink
1:47:52
canned beer
1:47:55
because you can... you
1:47:58
would always see a rookie get... like
1:48:00
you go into the 7-Eleven or wherever
1:48:02
you're going to go get your beer
1:48:05
and you'll see a rookie come out with
1:48:07
fucking long necks and
1:48:10
you're like okay so
1:48:12
we get pulled over you're gonna take those empties
1:48:14
and put them up your ass go
1:48:17
back in a can so like why and
1:48:20
then they'll drive it along the road and then you
1:48:22
finish your beer in your hand to the co-pilot
1:48:24
and the co-pilot puts it on
1:48:27
the floor board stomps it and puts it
1:48:29
underneath until you get about ten of them
1:48:31
then you make sure nobody's behind it the
1:48:33
window goes down you toss
1:48:38
ten ten empty crush beers right that way
1:48:40
there at least the convicts got something to
1:48:42
pick up the next day so
1:48:46
you're kind of you know doing
1:48:49
some good who was the
1:48:52
was there one of you that was more
1:48:55
of a jokester than the others say
1:48:59
pock pock was
1:49:01
probably that jokester
1:49:03
okay live audience questions
1:49:05
who's here our friends in the 11 soft
1:49:08
Club Dan up dyke let's make
1:49:10
Kev laugh Kev for anyone who does not
1:49:12
have peacock will you share the Chevy
1:49:14
Corsica travel story in Chattanooga with
1:49:17
stone cold I think was a
1:49:19
Lumina I think
1:49:21
it was a Chevy Lumina now
1:49:24
it was just we were traveling
1:49:26
from I think Atlanta Chattanooga or
1:49:28
Chattanooga than that we're dressed somewhere
1:49:31
I think it's wherever the road turns to 24
1:49:36
so 75 turns to 24
1:49:38
somewhere along there okay and
1:49:42
I'm like on two wheels in this
1:49:44
Lumina you know
1:49:48
if I could Steve just like
1:49:50
real just stone
1:49:52
cold looks
1:49:54
over at me guys goddamn man
1:49:57
too slow fuck down he says you get I Obviously
1:50:00
you got way more fucking confidence in this piece
1:50:02
of shit than I do.
1:50:05
And I was just like, yeah, like what
1:50:07
the fuck am I doing, man? I'm
1:50:10
driving this thing like it was fucking petty.
1:50:15
Very good. Thank you, Dan. Who else is
1:50:17
in the house here? Let's get some more folks here. Jennifer
1:50:20
A. Did you see the big Detroit
1:50:22
sign they put up for the NFL
1:50:24
draft event? There
1:50:30
it is on... Let's look at
1:50:32
some of the fucking houses behind
1:50:34
it there. Pretty
1:50:37
sweet there. Can we just pull that up? Can
1:50:39
we zoom into one of those? Yeah, can we
1:50:41
just zoom into it? Is that one boarded up
1:50:44
there? No,
1:50:46
I think it's just... That
1:50:49
might not be bad, that white one is a nice little...
1:50:51
The first time my son was old enough to realize, you
1:50:53
go up and down 94, and he's like, oh, I'm
1:51:00
94, and he was just like,
1:51:04
why does every house, I've been on fire.
1:51:10
He tried for like a mile and a half
1:51:12
and every house has been burned. I'm fucking bombed
1:51:14
out. I don't
1:51:17
know, man. I remember one of the things, I've
1:51:19
said this a billion times, but it's
1:51:21
when the internet first started coming out and
1:51:24
I was pissing around with it one night.
1:51:27
And it
1:51:29
had a picture of Hiroshima and
1:51:32
it showed a picture of ground zero
1:51:34
the day after the atomic bomb. And
1:51:38
it showed the picture of it now with
1:51:40
this, it looks like Shanghai with a sphere
1:51:42
and unbelievable. And
1:51:45
then they showed 1968 Detroit. And
1:51:48
then today. And then today, and it was like, nothing.
1:51:54
But Detroit has made a comeback. I mean, this
1:51:57
is... Yeah,
1:51:59
but Flint is saying... Is Flint still
1:52:01
a mess? Yeah, yeah.
1:52:03
I mean, you know, when
1:52:08
every car in basically the world
1:52:12
was built in Detroit when I was a kid and, you
1:52:15
know, when
1:52:21
you lose that, you know, we had a
1:52:23
million people in Detroit. I think Detroit was
1:52:25
this, when I was a kid, I think
1:52:27
Detroit was the sixth largest city in
1:52:30
America. Uh,
1:52:35
Peter D. Locker room etiquette apparently is
1:52:37
that when a wrestler arrives, they shake
1:52:39
the hands of all the other wrestlers.
1:52:41
Is this for real? What if I'm
1:52:43
a jobber and you're talking with Triple
1:52:45
H and HBK, do I really walk
1:52:47
up and shake your hand at that
1:52:49
time? What
1:52:55
is with that locker room etiquette? What's the proper
1:52:57
thing to do? Here I am
1:52:59
on my first night in the company.
1:53:01
It's just changed so much. It's changed
1:53:03
so much throughout the
1:53:05
years. I
1:53:11
mean, it used
1:53:13
to be fucking, you know, you do the,
1:53:17
the little things like, yeah, you
1:53:19
know, like, brother, we're smart. We
1:53:22
can work. Brother, I'm lighting some ladies of
1:53:24
feather. Brother, brother, I got my shit in
1:53:26
the kid. I got my shit in the
1:53:28
Trisanka. Brother, I can work his iller. I
1:53:31
work his iller for his brother. And then
1:53:35
I, I just,
1:53:39
because it's me, I, I've
1:53:41
said, I walked in the locker room and
1:53:43
I was just gassed with the gills and
1:53:45
I shook everybody's hand like you would at
1:53:47
the construction site. I
1:53:49
shook their hands like a dude. They'd
1:53:51
be like, oh
1:53:55
my God, he's not smart. And they
1:53:59
would just, Oh, he's gonna do
1:54:01
the I didn't yeah, I just think hey,
1:54:03
boom Cranston
1:54:11
And Cranston, how you doing
1:54:15
got you tonight What
1:54:18
kind of shit you like to do while I'm pounding on
1:54:20
you Did you ever
1:54:22
take offense to how anybody came into the dressing
1:54:24
room? In your career anybody
1:54:26
ever do it wrong. Whatever that wrong would
1:54:28
have been at the time Remember when when
1:54:30
when like Jindrak
1:54:33
and Sanders and that whole like natural
1:54:35
born thrillers. I remember I walked in
1:54:37
we were I think we were wrestling
1:54:39
in Atlanta and
1:54:41
I put my bag on
1:54:44
the chair in front of the Like
1:54:47
the it was like a you know, lock or
1:54:49
stall that was open like a sports thing But
1:54:51
I put my bag on
1:54:54
top of the chair and the chair was backed against it.
1:54:56
I Walked
1:54:58
in there. Jindra X bag was in the fucking
1:55:00
locker My bag
1:55:02
was on the floor And
1:55:05
you know your bags aren't you nobody has
1:55:07
tags on their bag, especially your work bag
1:55:10
You know, you fucking take that thing with you everywhere I'm
1:55:13
like, and I just so I
1:55:15
went across just sat like across And
1:55:19
I was like working with those guys at
1:55:21
the time. I'm like Fuck
1:55:24
move my bag and walks Jindra.
1:55:26
I Said fucking greenhorn
1:55:28
Jesus Christ. It's one thing you fucking
1:55:30
still throw on left-handed clothes lines. I
1:55:34
Said don't fuck I said God man. I said
1:55:36
better. Thank God. It's you you're my buddy. I
1:55:40
Like you I said man. I said Then
1:55:42
it was somebody else I said fucking you would it
1:55:44
you would have before the night was over I said
1:55:46
you would have fucking shit in your bag I Cause
1:55:52
for another memo from the corporation's really
1:55:54
don't defecate in anyone's hat or bag
1:55:58
Let's clean it up here with the audio Jen
1:56:00
Vargo, can I get a happy retirement? Knew
1:56:03
it was coming but glad to get away
1:56:06
from two. So you
1:56:08
retired? Jen? This
1:56:13
is an auspicious moment if this is the case.
1:56:16
Happy retirement if that's it. Happy
1:56:18
retirement. Do something productive with your
1:56:21
retirement. Don't wait to die for
1:56:23
God's sake. My sister-in-law has got
1:56:25
two weeks left with Little
1:56:28
Caesars. All
1:56:31
right. That's my sister's birthday yesterday.
1:56:34
Oh she appreciates all the all the
1:56:37
traffic we gave them in the early
1:56:39
years debating the square pie up
1:56:41
in Detroit style Baba. Still
1:56:44
goes on. Who
1:56:47
else from the house? Humberto Ramos. Have
1:56:49
you guys heard of the Yuba
1:56:52
County Five? There's an episode on Netflix
1:56:54
on a show called Files
1:56:56
of the Unexplained. It happened super
1:56:58
close to where I live back in the
1:57:01
70s. Files of the
1:57:03
UFO type thing?
1:57:05
I don't know. I'll have to look. Oh
1:57:07
I'm glad this this is great. So
1:57:10
my wife's totally
1:57:12
in everything aliens.
1:57:14
Illegal aliens or you're
1:57:16
talking about space aliens?
1:57:18
Space aliens. Okay. So
1:57:24
as I stated earlier
1:57:26
because I've just completely bugged
1:57:29
the fucking television at all
1:57:31
times. I
1:57:34
had a friend of mine come over the other day and the
1:57:36
women were in the front room and
1:57:39
I gave him a little of the Prime
1:57:42
Key Lime mixer
1:57:44
cocktail. Little buddy system and
1:57:47
he says to me he goes because
1:57:50
he's retiring. He's a
1:57:52
retired teacher and he's like so
1:57:54
I'm pissing in a
1:57:56
bottle. This
1:57:59
is fucking This is tight too because it's
1:58:01
an ebbion bottle. So I
1:58:04
got like zero. You didn't get a wide
1:58:06
mouth? No, I mean I'm
1:58:08
just directing the urine into
1:58:11
this fucking... I
1:58:13
feel like Alexander fucking... was it
1:58:15
Monday? Takes a thief? Was
1:58:19
it Robert Wagner? Was it Takes a thief?
1:58:22
Maybe, yeah. To catch a
1:58:24
thief. Did it take a thief? Who
1:58:27
was it? It was a series. Was
1:58:30
it to catch a thief? Wasn't that the part?
1:58:34
Maybe. I don't know. How'd you do?
1:58:36
Getting no spillage? We good? Um...
1:58:41
I mean, when's the cleaning woman come?
1:58:44
Can you think ahead? There you go. You got a roll? Yeah,
1:58:48
a little spillage here,
1:58:50
but I mean very, very... All
1:58:52
you motherfuckers out there that watch all
1:58:55
these wrestling podcasts on these networks, there
1:58:58
is no show as
1:59:00
wonderful as this one for
1:59:03
the type of reality that you're getting
1:59:05
right now. A little bit of this.
1:59:09
But for
1:59:12
a pretty good fucking dosage. Jesus
1:59:14
Christ, and that's small. Look at
1:59:16
the opening on that. Either
1:59:19
you have a piss-pop cock or you have very good
1:59:21
aim. I spent my
1:59:23
life fucking driving up and down a road. Right.
1:59:26
But you had cans. No,
1:59:29
but you got a Gatorade bottle. You got the
1:59:31
Gatorade bottle for it. I remember the thing with
1:59:34
me always was once I
1:59:36
started drinking beer, you give me a
1:59:38
Gatorade bottle, I got a pinch, roll
1:59:41
down the window, dump, because
1:59:43
I pissed more than a quarter easy.
1:59:47
So, what is
1:59:49
this thing here? This
1:59:51
is a 33. 33.8
1:59:53
ounces. And
1:59:56
you're about what, 3 fourths to the top
1:59:58
there? Oh shit, man. I'm
2:00:01
right to right to
2:00:03
there. That's like the me of the body. That's
2:00:06
probably three ounces left. That's probably a 30 ounce piss
2:00:08
with Miners
2:00:11
Village. We're giving YouTube a
2:00:14
new challenge this week. It's
2:00:16
not gonna be the singing
2:00:19
and the wrestling ring they're gonna have
2:00:21
to go after. Go ahead, please continue.
2:00:23
So he asked me what
2:00:25
my bucket list was. I said,
2:00:27
dude, I lived my bucket list. I said,
2:00:30
there's no place I want to go. Nothing I want to do.
2:00:32
He goes, you know. I said, I'd like to
2:00:34
go to the gym and I like to watch TV. That's what
2:00:38
I like to do. No
2:00:41
place you want to go. Like,
2:00:44
no. Because like when I went to every
2:00:47
place when I was a nobody and was
2:00:50
playing basketball and I went to the
2:00:52
pyramids, I said, you do
2:00:54
realize now if no matter, I tell my wife
2:00:56
this, like, we'll go on a
2:00:58
vacation. I said,
2:01:01
there's no place we can't, because it's
2:01:03
been like this for years. I don't
2:01:05
care where you go. There's
2:01:07
no place you can go that you're
2:01:10
not going to get fucked with on
2:01:14
this planet. I
2:01:17
mean, maybe Easter Island, but I'm not
2:01:19
going to fucking Easter Island. You mean
2:01:21
you specifically from being recognized? Yeah, you're
2:01:24
gonna get fucked with. And
2:01:27
it's, you know, I can't put a baseball cap on.
2:01:29
That doesn't fucking work. You
2:01:32
know, it's like you're still fucking six
2:01:34
foot ten or six seven, I
2:01:36
mean, or six three, whatever height you want
2:01:38
me to be if you're smaller than me
2:01:40
and got a problem with it. All
2:01:43
I know is I've got a duck to give those
2:01:46
through a six, eight door
2:01:48
or some. But anyway,
2:01:51
we were watching these different alien
2:01:54
shows and it was a really fascinating
2:01:56
show about Up
2:02:00
until 1940, there was no such thing
2:02:02
as A negative blood. There
2:02:13
was no negative, like, I'm
2:02:15
A negative RH factor. And
2:02:19
that's like, that's like, that blood
2:02:21
basically started in 40 and also
2:02:23
like green eyes. So
2:02:29
I'm A negative, which
2:02:31
is 6% of the people on
2:02:34
the planet have A
2:02:36
negative RH factor blood,
2:02:38
and 2% have green
2:02:40
eyes. So
2:02:45
we're watching this, and my wife goes to me, she
2:02:48
goes, and they're saying how the
2:02:50
people that, the majority of these people
2:02:52
are fucking people that have been abducted
2:02:54
at some point. And
2:02:59
there was this one story
2:03:01
where the person that was abducted woke up like
2:03:04
3,000 miles from where
2:03:06
they were abducted. And
2:03:11
it was like they woke up and they had no idea that
2:03:13
they'd been gone 18 months or whatever at
2:03:16
the time. It was like a significant amount
2:03:18
of time. Had no idea where they'd been.
2:03:20
No idea. So
2:03:25
who fucking
2:03:27
knows? I don't
2:03:29
remember fourth grade very much. But
2:03:32
I think the blood and the
2:03:34
eye color just give
2:03:37
further evidence of the Borg
2:03:39
Genesis status. I
2:03:41
think so. That and
2:03:44
the fact that I don't train shoulders and my shoulders
2:03:46
grow. So those two things.
2:03:50
I should remind everyone that click this is a
2:03:52
production of Butch and Sundance Media produced in association
2:03:54
with podcasts created by Tristan Nash, Kevin Nash, and
2:03:56
Sean Oliver. Produced by Steve Kaufmann. Graphics by Dominic
2:03:58
D'Angelo. Title sequence and audio by Wesley Burl. team
2:04:01
song by Dale Oliver technical research by Trista
2:04:03
Nash copyright 2024 much in Sundance
2:04:05
Media Cav you want to do another one depends
2:04:09
if I get the Serbian film or not you
2:05:00
you All
2:06:02
answer. All
2:06:13
answer. All
2:06:15
answer. All
2:06:31
answer. All
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answer. All
2:06:55
answer. All
2:07:00
answer.
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