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2:03

Problematic people. We were talking about problematic

2:06

people before we came on, weren't we?

2:09

Aren't we all fucking problematic? I love

2:11

the decency committee out there

2:13

that decides to cancel people and all

2:15

that shit, as if they don't have

2:17

problematic shit going on. I wish we

2:19

could all just kind

2:22

of compare our problematic

2:24

natures and be like, well,

2:27

you know, I fucked dogs.

2:29

That guy's up on charges

2:31

for whatever. Let's just admit

2:33

we're all fucked up.

2:35

I pretend that we

2:38

hold the cancellation wand.

2:41

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and

2:43

Women and Non-Binary

2:46

that sit

2:48

before us all and deem

2:50

some unworthy. We're all

2:53

fucked. Did I

2:55

not get the script? Fuck.

2:58

I didn't know we were going into Shakespeare.

3:01

No, I got fired up

3:03

before we talked about my collection. Yeah, but

3:05

I'm going to do that. I didn't take

3:07

it. I didn't take it. This girl, I

3:10

just got to, this is something we're talking

3:12

about. Are

3:15

you problematic? I'm problematic. Yeah,

3:21

I'm alive. I'm problematic. We

3:25

got on this because of OJ, I

3:28

think. Did we start? Oh, no,

3:30

Michael Jackson, I think first. We

3:32

can't bring somebody because it's like

3:34

now, our

3:39

audience is the guy that shows up

3:41

to the party at 1.45. Everybody's hammered.

3:43

Everybody's hammered.

3:46

You're like, oh Jesus, I'm

3:48

just going to go home. Who

3:51

put that balloon animal up Nash's ass? Casey,

3:55

what? What

3:57

was Casey's client? He

4:00

called his clown some—was it Pogo? It was

4:02

Pogo the Clown. It had a name.

4:05

Did you—in the last couple of years,

4:08

he was a

4:11

contractor. He was. He was

4:13

a contractor. And he would get people to know him son of

4:15

a gun. And they found out that he went to

4:18

several fucking states. So

4:21

his—the reach of the amount

4:23

of people that he could

4:25

have fucking killed is

4:27

astronomical above that 62 or

4:31

whatever they dug out from. He had

4:33

like 30 under his house. So they

4:35

could be more? Wow. Yeah,

4:37

they could be all over the country.

4:42

Yeah. This is

4:44

Click This. Those of you joining us, this

4:46

is Click This, the Kevin Nash podcast. This

4:48

is Kevin. I'm showing. Who knows what we'll cover tonight? And

4:51

that's why you come here, don't you, people? You

4:53

don't want predictability. I

4:56

may give you a show title, but— So

4:58

where we were, though, I

5:00

guess we got to go back because it's the

5:03

most probably newsworthy death of the week

5:05

is OJ's. And

5:08

I'd said off air how

5:11

crazy it was, you know,

5:15

even in retrospect now. But

5:18

in 95, I was on

5:20

a plane, and

5:22

I was flying and

5:25

definitely in the business, you

5:27

know, going from town to town. And

5:30

the pilot came on and said,

5:34

what is it? I was on

5:36

a verdict in the

5:38

OJ Simpson trial. And

5:41

then he, you know, gave us the second 20

5:43

seconds. I'm going, you know,

5:47

this can't be good. He's been waiting 20 seconds. He

5:51

said, not guilty. And I remember if I could

5:53

sit in my seat going, yes. Because

5:56

to Kevin Nash, at that

5:58

point in my life, OG

6:00

Simpson was a Buffalo bill

6:03

that ran for 2002 yards in the fucking snow and he

6:09

was you know

6:11

naked gun and like you know

6:13

so you are connected to I

6:16

wasn't connected to the crime I was

6:19

connected to the to the football hero

6:22

and then this time goes on and you

6:24

realize he was a 1968 Heisman

6:27

Trophy winner he

6:30

did nothing for civil

6:32

rights he did nothing for the black man

6:34

he did nothing I mean

6:37

he basically just he knew that

6:39

his money was to be neutral

6:43

and just that

6:47

socio I mean if you go back

6:49

and you just look at all the

6:51

pieces to the puzzle but

6:55

you are sitting there and you're thinking about

6:57

the guy that ran in the snow I'm

6:59

thinking about the guy that ran in snow

7:01

now if I told you Casey ran out

7:03

of his house in Chicago in the snow

7:05

to get a hot dog or something no

7:07

cuz my first my first my first you

7:09

know knowledge

7:13

of Casey was that he was a

7:15

fucking clown that kills kids so

7:19

I remember that like yeah he

7:21

painted like a bunch of you

7:23

know he used to paint clowns

7:25

his paintings his paintings are out

7:30

there and I

7:33

always thought like cuz

7:36

I always thought one of the coolest things

7:38

you can have would be to buy OJ

7:40

Heisman Trophy but

7:43

now in retrospect 64

7:46

years old yeah I hope I could

7:48

put that on a fucking pedestal right

7:51

next to my Casey painting exactly you

7:53

know like fucking it's just it's it's

7:56

there's a market for murder memorabilia I think there

7:59

was even a documentary about it. People that

8:01

collect objects

8:04

with a little utra in

8:06

their past. Yeah, see I'm not...

8:09

what was it? Eight millimeter of that movie with

8:11

Nicholas Cage? Yeah, eight

8:14

millimeter. I

8:18

remember watching that on a like

8:21

a Pape channel in

8:24

a hotel when I was on the road by myself and

8:27

fucking getting up and like double bolting the

8:29

fucking door like... It

8:33

was some dark ass shit. What

8:36

movies changed the

8:38

way you live?

8:40

Were there any that like... The

8:43

Haunting? Do you

8:46

remember The Haunting? The Walls? It was an

8:48

old film. I

8:51

was a kid when that came

8:54

out. Fantasia? Fantasia,

8:57

whatever it was with the fucking tall man. Which

8:59

was it? Fantasia I'm thinking of is Mickey

9:02

Mouse. I don't think he would terrify that. The

9:04

lines that Disney are terrifying. This is the one with

9:06

the fucking... It had the guy that

9:08

picks the casket up puts it in the back of it.

9:11

It had like an embalming ball that fucking

9:13

zipped around and fucking stuck to your head.

9:15

It's

9:17

an old fucking horror film. I got

9:19

the DVD at home. Phantasm? Phantasm,

9:22

that's what it's called. Yes. I

9:27

always stuck to Tall Man. We could redo that. I could read

9:29

the Tall Man. 1979. So I was like,

9:38

I was a sophomore

9:41

in college. I

9:43

rewatched it about a

9:45

year ago and it wasn't as...

9:49

Oh no. No. I

9:51

remember the vibe you're talking about. It's like,

9:54

I remember when the first exorcist

9:57

came out and like my

9:59

brother and I... had

10:01

like, you know, we had a stereo in our room

10:04

with the speakers and a turntable, but it

10:07

also had a radio and

10:10

it had 8-track, you

10:12

know, I think it had an 8-track and a cassette. Yeah.

10:16

And, um, yeah,

10:19

and sometimes, sometimes, you know,

10:21

we just, we put on an album, like,

10:24

you know, put on

10:26

like a Pink Floyd or something like that and then just

10:28

take the arm off and just let

10:30

that motherfucker play like all night long.

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are waiting You

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know what you know what's scary as

12:15

as terrifying as scenes

12:18

in these horror films Was

12:20

I was watching I forget the name of the horror

12:22

film. I was watching it on on TBS

12:26

and it showed like a backstage fight. It was

12:28

like grainy security

12:31

camera footage like

12:33

kind of Blair Witch ish from the top

12:35

and like a popular wrestler

12:37

at the time confronts another one backstage

12:40

and like you're waiting for like this

12:42

this this Halacious scene

12:44

and It to me

12:46

just looked like like a push and

12:49

then maybe like a front face lock And then they

12:51

just break it up everyone walks away You know kind

12:53

of like like like like give me

12:55

a lunch money type thing for a few minutes in

12:57

third grade but But

13:00

but I think that like all the build-up

13:02

to it made it much more terrifying and

13:04

effective than the actual Scene

13:07

do you happen to see that? I don't remember the

13:09

name of the film. Do you happen you happen to see that this week?

13:13

Unfortunately, yeah Did

13:15

it have the same the same letdown for

13:17

you that did for me? I'd I Number

13:20

one I went in expecting absolutely nothing

13:24

You know, so you didn't build it up in

13:26

your mind at all from like the coverage or

13:29

us No about it or anything because you know,

13:32

but the fact that that they put

13:35

so much emphasis on this

13:40

Is a brooder film So

13:43

the a the a and e is a brooder film

13:46

I Think

13:49

it like Wow, that

13:51

I mean And

13:53

then people like you know, but punk

13:55

did push him I'm

13:58

like, are you fucking kidding me? Oh

14:02

yeah, I guess I guess if

14:04

if I recalls. Fill

14:07

stay more insight I didn't I didn't strike

14:09

him. I. Had a

14:11

poncho. We. Didn't he didn't bunch

14:13

of so that I I've never seen

14:15

a fight my life or civilians or

14:17

a punch. The.

14:21

Scuffle? Maybe will cause now

14:23

Cyrus, go for. It

14:27

was a misunderstanding. At.

14:31

Best. And.

14:34

However, if anybody fucking.

14:38

Cells. In.

14:40

Any way they were in in harm's

14:43

way than they were probably on the

14:45

spectrum. So

14:50

it was. So why then do you

14:52

think this got the coverage that it

14:54

can? I mean everybody thought about I.

14:56

Ah, that Only a handful of people are

14:58

there. So this is kind of takes on

15:00

a life as it's own. Why has we

15:02

don't hear about fights in wrestling anymore? Or

15:05

nobody beats the ball that of each

15:07

other in the locker room anymore. Like

15:09

I guess if you've never. If

15:12

you've ever been around. A

15:14

Garage. In.

15:17

Your life forgive never The Vic Vic

15:19

Armor group of. Was

15:21

I think Scott Armstrong was was.at

15:23

the prefer performers had a to

15:26

use the term I think of

15:28

told the story before but he

15:30

used the term what you just

15:32

fucking go gas station. And

15:35

I had heard as yeah we said

15:37

we're guys like what Amigos you know,

15:39

like. You.

15:42

Go to the fuck him. Go to

15:44

pay for gas, You come back and

15:46

the guys next to her fuckin' warfare

15:48

that you're fucking old lady. And.

15:51

They don't realize that you're with

15:53

her. and he just go

15:55

gas station is a scope like berserk and

15:58

beat three fucking area before the food even

16:00

though it hit them you've you know

16:02

potatoed everybody a fucking three or four

16:04

times and they were

16:06

just like staring at Scott Scott says

16:09

how many guys have been in a fight before there

16:11

was like eight guys there nobody fucking raised your hand

16:15

I was just like wow like

16:18

I remember like fist

16:21

fighting when I was four years old didn't

16:27

everybody like our age fighting

16:30

like there were no play dates when

16:32

I'm little younger than

16:34

you were when we were kids you went out to the street

16:36

and you played with whoever was outside yeah

16:40

and someone was

16:42

in a fucking fight every day everyone stayed

16:44

friends but they were they were they were

16:46

fights all the time I guess

16:48

it's very different now in

16:51

that well

16:54

you know dude wrestling is different though

16:57

you're talking about a locker room with

16:59

go by biology about this go

17:02

by biology like our

17:06

testosterone level is like 30 points

17:09

higher than this generation's

17:11

testosterone level you

17:13

know it's like I'm

17:16

gonna need medical proof of that I don't I don't

17:18

know fucking look it up how

17:21

does this happen because

17:24

they eat more greens me kale

17:30

the answer is in kale yeah

17:33

I don't know dude I watched

17:35

it we were supposed to talk

17:37

I was expecting to talk about

17:39

something the hilarity

17:41

of it is how they tried

17:43

to take this nothing

17:46

happening clip of

17:48

two pushes

17:51

and tried to make it somehow into

17:54

a shoot angle

17:56

for the tag championship that

17:58

was coming up because the

18:01

young bucks after

18:03

fucking witnessing this horrific

18:06

Tate LeBlanc Yaka fucking murder

18:09

crime scene tape. Yeah, I mean, yeah,

18:11

I mean, it's just fucking I

18:14

couldn't tell, but it looked like fucking at

18:16

one point Phil actually with Perry's

18:19

blood wrote, held a Skelter on the

18:21

wall behind him pigs. Yeah.

18:25

But, uh, and

18:28

then they, they tried to, like the reason

18:30

they lost the match in Wembley was

18:32

because they just weren't focused. No motherfucker, you

18:35

lost the match. Cause that was the finish.

18:38

It's like, what the fuck? What

18:40

are you doing? But here's how

18:42

I feel. And I think we're going to differ on this. If

18:46

you're going to show the footage, Tony Khan made a decision

18:49

for a ratings bump, obviously, right? Let's let's

18:51

be honest. He's going

18:53

to show this to

18:56

just show it as a piece of

18:58

news or something. It's a wet fucking

19:01

fart. It's not going to deliver what

19:03

fans have been talking about. So

19:06

to tie it into an angle so that

19:08

it had a place in the show somewhere,

19:10

I thought was a good decision. I think

19:12

I'm the only one that I've read to

19:15

say that if you're going to show it, if

19:17

you're making a decision to show it to

19:19

tie it into something on the program is a

19:21

way to get it out there without building it

19:23

up. Yeah, but it ties

19:26

into the CM Punk chant. All

19:28

right. Well, now that was an unexpected.

19:31

Oh, okay. That was an unexpected. Cause

19:33

he did, you know what? You're

19:35

right. He was, he was a part

19:38

of that company and he never got a response.

19:41

It's amazing how that fucking guy gets, I mean,

19:43

it doesn't matter if he's gone 13 years, 20

19:45

years. Everyone

19:48

knows punk was in the fight. I mean, did

19:51

you, did you hear the chant by the way, when

19:55

they were playing the video, I

19:57

didn't hear it, but I might've just had the TV too.

20:00

Did you actually hear the chant? No, I

20:02

fucking I didn't hear it. Maybe it was

20:05

just in the house and it didn't come

20:07

over the television. No, fucking you got it.

20:10

I've read Bubba's fucking, Bubba's

20:13

tweets. I saw a tweet. Yeah. So

20:15

I went back and I fucking, I

20:17

went, oh, okay. See,

20:21

I don't watch anything that closely. But

20:26

I just, I mean, I thought it

20:29

was like total silence when

20:31

the, when the club was- When

20:34

you go back and listen, it's

20:36

fucking, it's- I was

20:39

like, I gotta go back. Yeah, it's on, yeah.

20:41

Yeah. Yeah.

20:43

I just, I think that

20:45

fucking, I had the

20:47

TV so low because I just, see,

20:50

I went the opposite way. I thought

20:53

it was such horseshit to

20:55

try to tie this into making fucking money

20:57

and fucking a pro wrestling tag match.

21:02

It was just like, you're

21:07

gonna put it on TV. You can't build it

21:09

up as an exclusive because it really didn't deliver

21:11

much. So if you're gonna use

21:13

it for, you know, for the pay-per-view. You

21:16

know the thing that shocked me? I was

21:18

watching the footage beforehand

21:21

and, you know, they showed the Wembley

21:23

show. And it's, I mean, it's

21:26

a full fucking house. It was 80,000, whatever the

21:29

hell it was. We talked about it. How

21:31

is it possible to

21:34

go- same product. To

21:36

go from 80,000 to struggling

21:39

to put four in

21:41

your TV taping. How is

21:44

it possible? I mean, watch

21:47

a major league baseball team

21:49

fucking sell all their fucking

21:51

talent and watch the next

21:53

year where they can't put fucking 2,200 people in the fucking-

21:56

Is it that, is it just the product?

21:58

What is it? I

22:00

feel like the AEW They're

22:03

like you they're like gay

22:05

for AEW that that crew like

22:07

no matter what they do. They're gonna be there So

22:11

how is 80,000 there and then you

22:13

can't get four? I'm

22:16

with Sarah. I'm looking at Wesley saying

22:18

80,000 a market that never gets big

22:20

shows You know until

22:22

last year. I mean it's true like the

22:24

last time some location. Okay Last

22:27

time so we we used to we used

22:29

to run the UK and you could do a test of

22:31

strength For fucking the

22:34

first six minutes of the fucking

22:36

match and the crowd be hot Oh

22:38

fucking you did lose a soul People

22:41

hold their dicks. They could I can't pister

22:43

in this They

22:46

got me Glad I

22:48

wanted to pen You know,

22:50

it's like fuck, you know, it's it's Hmm

22:57

yeah, it certainly didn't deliver from

23:00

that especially after You

23:06

know the mania hype that we

23:08

just all went through and You

23:14

know, I wouldn't have chosen this week If

23:16

I'm Tony no Because

23:19

it's it's standing next to it's

23:21

it's me standing next to you

23:24

on the stage Here's

23:26

Kevin Nash and a lady's and filming genre

23:28

and I walked out my five foot nine

23:30

ass. I Mean

23:34

it's it's like You

23:39

seemed like two days of Wrestlemania

23:42

and then it's almost like oh,

23:44

yeah This

23:47

is what we got Like

23:51

really this week is when you lay low

23:53

and they fucking did and and on

23:56

top of that The

23:58

fucking their fan base is

24:00

so starved for

24:02

anything that their ratings jumped 19%.

24:07

So from, from a state, from a

24:09

business standpoint, okay.

24:14

We're talking about it. Right.

24:19

We're talking about it on our show. So, I mean,

24:21

it's like, we're not talking about

24:24

the WBE right now. We're talking about,

24:28

even if it's bad press, it's press. Yeah,

24:31

but you do that. You can do that once. Oh,

24:34

that's, yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. They,

24:36

it's, they just fucking cried wolf. Yeah.

24:40

Lisa Wolf. Right.

24:42

Even worse. Cry

24:45

Lisa Wolf motherfucking that's. You're

24:48

on the wives committee. That's right. Um,

24:52

still one of the stupidest fucking bitches I've ever met

24:54

in my life. She's

24:57

out there, you know, where we can, we can have her on one

24:59

week. Um, so

25:01

she had to show up at the

25:04

NFL 50th anniversary

25:06

dinner and rented tuxedos,

25:10

I swear to God, like taker

25:13

and I, we'd look,

25:15

it was, it was so bad. They had

25:17

to bring in like

25:21

from the, from the fucking, uh,

25:24

they had to bring in like

25:26

seamstress and Taylor's to

25:28

try to put these, cause Lex is

25:30

doing the Lex express and Lex has

25:33

got like an Armani fucking

25:35

tux with them. The rest of

25:37

us are on the road and

25:39

we're, we're, this is a day off that

25:41

we're thrown into this, you know,

25:43

we're at a table and

25:46

everybody's fucking tuxedos. Don't

25:49

fit and razors, not in a tuxedo.

25:51

Cause Scott's character would never wear a

25:53

tuxedo. But taker

25:56

with his dead man, I mean, it was just, it

25:59

was so fucking. bad. And

26:02

Mark was, you know, Mark was always

26:04

a fucking like team player. He

26:07

even, so you even threw the fuck this flag on

26:09

that one. Like fuck this. I said, I wouldn't do

26:11

it. I just said, I'm not, I'm not going out

26:13

there and make a fool of myself. What

26:16

was the event? The

26:18

50th anniversary NFL. I

26:21

remember Diana Ross saying, like

26:24

that was the highlight to me was fucking, I watched

26:26

and it was taped. So like,

26:28

you know, she performed like 19 times. Why

26:33

were you guys there? Just as, as just

26:38

to see how bad we could look at rented

26:40

ducks is, right? You know, I

26:43

guess it was kind of like that to showing

26:45

that took that clip, like

26:47

just one of those things where just like, you

26:50

know, that was back still in the days where,

26:53

you know, if you were a pro wrestler and you showed up on

26:55

a, on a

26:57

talk show, you, you showed up in gear. Right.

27:01

Hey, you know, we were talking about

27:03

the AEW show. WWE

27:06

did get a mention that night from

27:09

Will Ospre. Maybe

27:11

not by name, but

27:13

he did respond to

27:18

Triple H. Um,

27:20

well, I hope he's got a 20 year fucking

27:22

deal with AEW. I hope

27:25

he can fucking kick a soccer ball. That

27:29

motherfucker he's, Paul has a long head. Paul has a

27:31

good memory. Probably

27:33

not. I mean, Cody fucking beat

27:36

his fucking crown with a sledgehammer.

27:39

Cody's. All right.

27:41

But here's the difference. Paul's

27:43

not, Paul's not a, Paul's

27:46

not. I'm going

27:48

to, I'm going to ask you something. All right. If

27:51

it's in the spirit of competition in the business, if

27:54

it's Vincent Eric, you

27:57

know, it's one thing fights over. understand

28:00

why you did what you I

28:18

work my schedule and blah, blah,

28:20

blah, grind. I think that if

28:23

I'm Osprey, there

28:26

used to be this, the

28:28

old, the Puerto

28:31

Rican down in Puerto Rico and

28:34

the fucking phone would ring and they pick up the phone

28:38

and I say, Hey, it's

28:41

Nash. What

28:44

do you want me to tell him? You want me to tell him

28:46

I'll fuck you? No,

28:48

no. Tell him

28:50

to come on down. Then we'll fuck him.

28:54

So that's where they're at right now. If

28:58

he ever fucking goes in there,

29:00

then he'll have to figure out

29:03

whether... It'll

29:08

be handled in person. If

29:12

you got the balls to fucking take a

29:14

shot at the fucking boss's wife, and then

29:17

you got the balls to fucking show up and ask

29:20

for a fucking job, you

29:22

better fucking be able to have the balls to

29:24

take whatever he's going to dish. Do

29:29

you think that Paul would look past that

29:31

and ever hire him? Business,

29:36

business, right? I

29:40

don't know. I mean, it ain't

29:42

like somebody's throwing a hundred mile an hour

29:44

fucking fastball. I was going to say, maybe

29:46

it's the work. It's the name we're talking

29:48

about too though, right? It's the work, you

29:50

know? Everything's a work. It's

29:53

a work. I'm sure you can find

29:55

something. Is

29:57

he an exceptional talent for

29:59

that? style. Absolutely. Mm hmm. Is

30:04

there a place for him in this

30:06

fucking business? Will for Will? Absolutely. I

30:09

watched, I mean, I watched this match

30:11

that everybody says was 11 stars and I

30:15

watched it as Kevin Nash and

30:18

then I watched it again as

30:23

somebody that. Was

30:26

it on Daisy? No, it just

30:28

was. I was just watching it. You know,

30:30

I didn't watch it with a set opinion.

30:35

And I said, if this, I mean, I listened to

30:37

the people. And

30:39

I said, people and

30:42

and Wes was was very instrumental

30:44

in me given that a chance because he said

30:47

that of all the, you know,

30:49

he took his father and his father's accepting. And

30:52

he said of all the, you know, of all

30:54

the matches, he said his dad was just like,

30:58

wow. So, I think a lot of

31:00

that translates

31:02

in person. I

31:05

just think that, you know, Paul

31:08

didn't Paul didn't mention him by

31:10

name. Therefore,

31:13

there's no reason to to get out of the

31:15

**** It

31:18

shows why it shows why he's an

31:21

irrific guy. It

31:25

shows why he didn't make the move

31:27

to he's just not he's

31:31

just not smart. It's

31:33

not smart to the business. Jade was. I

31:35

say business wise. Jade was smart.

31:39

Right. Now, look at Jade.

31:44

Gotcha. Very good. Some

31:48

feedback from last week's show. Of course,

31:50

we covered WrestleMania in

31:52

depth. Titus Titus

31:55

and Doomsday Tondic. I

31:58

didn't think you would crap. on the match

32:01

that was closest to old school. LA

32:04

Knight and AJ had a great

32:06

match and AJ lost on

32:08

the only BFT delivered.

32:11

Protected that move for sure. That

32:14

may be true. I did talk about how the

32:16

finishers were being used all over the place but

32:19

maybe in that match. I just I'm not saying

32:21

that we should I don't think we should on

32:23

it. I just think that of

32:26

everything else that was put

32:28

in front of us it had probably the least

32:30

amount of build up. Yeah

32:35

I think we talked about that on here that that

32:37

it was coming from together. It was just it was

32:39

just it was a match and

32:42

I felt they gave the Slim Jim fucking

32:46

you know you start a match I mean

32:49

it's it's so

32:51

important LA Knight that he's going to give away

32:53

a card or some fucking you

32:55

know somebody they fucking brought in from

32:57

West Virginia. Tom

33:03

Talker 2000 it is kind

33:05

of ironic how they can have

33:07

Cody blade on raw but get absolutely no color

33:09

at Mania kind of a letdown considering all the

33:11

hype from rock building up to the actual pay-per-view.

33:14

Perhaps they should have done away with the raw

33:16

blade job and saved it for Mania. Your

33:19

thoughts better to bleed. I look

33:22

at it I look at it in retrospect

33:26

and you have to think because

33:29

we were in the moment when we talked about it but

33:32

then every photograph

33:35

you have of him going over

33:38

is Crimson Mask. Tom Talker

33:43

2000 if he were to blade at WrestleMania.

33:46

Yeah because now every every every

33:48

image you have of the 91 is

33:51

going to look like he was in a car wreck like

33:55

so you can't you can't get any usage out

33:57

of any of that. You

34:00

know didn't think about that Yeah, and

34:03

I what we didn't because we're in the moment but

34:05

when you think back at it from it from a

34:08

Standpoint of marketing merchandising and

34:10

everything else. I mean

34:13

it's pretty hard to get National

34:17

coverage of Cody going over and

34:19

him getting his hand raised if

34:22

he's in the frame Yeah, I believe bleeding down

34:24

to his fucking boots Yeah,

34:30

I think it's fucking the WWE

34:32

and Paul Kind of

34:35

got this whole fucking making money thing

34:37

with the pro wrestling. They figured it

34:39

out, huh? Yeah with

34:41

with the fucking yeah with

34:44

the with the ring changing every fucking

34:46

three moves with a different sponsor

34:48

Yeah, I think they got

34:50

this. It's a profit thing Oh

34:56

Raise a Riley, I never noticed who

34:59

the ref is as an adult oddly

35:01

enough But I knew Charles Robinson when

35:03

I saw him definitely cool awesome thumbnail

35:06

guys. Keep it up My thumbnail got put over

35:08

a lot last week. Wesley. Were you

35:10

responsible for that? I don't want to credit the wrong person

35:13

Yes, you mentioned Charles Robinson as well.

35:15

Yes, I just I just I

35:18

was just so happy That

35:20

he got the nod to be

35:22

that guy that raised his hand at the end of

35:24

the night cuz Charles is just Charles

35:27

been around fucking as long as I

35:29

have right still still looks fucking good

35:32

You know, mm-hmm. Like he

35:35

was one of my he was one of my I Book

35:38

that little nature gimmick. That was all you

35:40

know, I was on my

35:43

watch, right? So

35:45

he would yeah and raise a Riley said he never

35:47

noticed who the ref was as an adult like as

35:49

a kid Is that something you were

35:51

much more aware of I don't know But

35:53

okay, it was Steve by the way

35:55

with the Steve Kauffman to be credited

35:57

for the thumbnail that you guys liked

35:59

Jeremy Jeremy

36:02

said loved the WrestleMania review always love

36:04

to hear both of your thoughts on

36:06

booking and match psychology with modern wrestling

36:09

especially big sexies I feel more wrestlers

36:11

need to take his advice on on

36:14

psychology well

36:16

but as you were told at the performance

36:18

center it's a different thing there

36:22

different things so maybe it wouldn't maybe it wouldn't

36:25

fly from

36:28

a like

36:30

the fans wouldn't be used to but

36:33

if you're hitting the bottom brother if

36:36

you're hitting the bottom you're fucking good

36:44

you can put all the fucking you can you know

36:46

you can put all the twist

36:48

turns and okay

36:52

like we brought up

36:54

the the

36:56

street fight we said was white first black and there

36:58

would be Bobby Blassley now okay

37:01

so you know so-and-so's Croatian

37:03

and this guy's Puerto Rican

37:05

and I mean

37:07

Jesus it was just it's

37:10

like we said think about flat earth and

37:12

people like you don't believe in flat no

37:14

of course we don't you fucking baited mother

37:16

like Jesus Christ when I was a kid

37:19

we used to go to How Lake and

37:21

you could fucking take a fishing

37:23

pole down there and put a

37:25

cheerio on the hook and throw

37:27

it in and catch a bluegill like

37:31

all day long yeah yeah it's just like

37:33

it's the same thing it's just like pseudo

37:38

nim said hey Shawn and Kev I think

37:40

Robert De Niro said it best in the

37:42

movie wag the dog when speaking about the

37:44

JFK assassination I read the

37:47

first draft of the Warren report it said he

37:49

was killed by a drunk driver he highly

37:51

recommend the movie I have to give that a

37:53

rewind hmm

37:57

Josh Pope I like when somebody

37:59

says I

38:01

watched this and this is and it

38:03

Oswald did it and that's

38:06

it and it's just

38:08

some person's opinion and we're supposed

38:10

to go oh Derek

38:13

Thornton I didn't

38:15

know you felt that way I'm

38:17

completely convinced now like come

38:20

on dude it's just your

38:22

opinion it's like I took it purely

38:24

you were very true give

38:26

a fuck about him he doesn't

38:29

have anything to do with my life he

38:31

becomes president of the United States I'll get

38:35

a tax cut come

38:37

on you know you

38:39

produce content you've got it you've got a crank

38:41

stuff out that's talked about so you know you

38:43

can't you can't really go down

38:45

the middle of the road with much stuff

38:48

right it was like they showed they showed

38:50

up god it was the guy

38:52

used to be on vice but vice is gone now

38:54

I kind of I'm gonna butcher

38:56

this guy this

38:58

is for this is for my crew

39:01

in the back it's it's

39:03

the it's he's either Scottish

39:05

or Irish he's got glasses

39:07

and he's like a he

39:10

does like you know reporting and he

39:17

is that his name St. Smith he's

39:20

yeah he's kind of he's husky but he's not tall

39:22

is that

39:25

the guy he was on

39:27

like what was he on last night we

39:31

see him I got to fall over that

39:34

that's the love child of Ricky Gervais and

39:36

John Wayne Gay this is a this

39:39

is a journalist this is

39:42

a guy that's still working he's putting

39:44

microphones in people's faces right now and

39:47

but he was they were talking it was

39:51

a Trump rally and

39:54

this one lady said hi just

39:57

can't believe that Joe Biden would would make

39:59

a transgender their Awareness

40:03

Day on Easter. She

40:06

says, it's unacceptable. And

40:09

the guy says, well, you do realize that

40:12

this is something that came

40:16

a couple, several years ago, and

40:18

it just so happened that this year,

40:21

it's a set date, and this year

40:24

that that set date falls on Easter.

40:28

It wasn't, and she goes, oh, oh,

40:32

well, I'm glad you told me

40:34

that, because that completely clears that up, and I

40:37

understand that now. Thank you. It

40:40

was on the news yesterday, I just said to myself, see,

40:44

I absolutely still have

40:46

a thread of hope for

40:50

this world. You got a little faith in it, right? Yeah,

40:52

I was just like, there we go, see? And

40:58

I'll do the same thing, people tell me something,

41:00

and I'll go, and they'll give me, and

41:03

they'll say, oh, the Will

41:05

Osprey match. The

41:07

Will Osprey match. Still,

41:10

I mean, I'm not gonna

41:12

book that match. And she's not gonna vote

41:14

for Biden. No. But she could admit,

41:17

as you could with Osprey. As the

41:19

first person said, though, that she was there, and

41:21

she said, you know, that what

41:23

it was, they were talking about

41:25

white nationalists that were Christians. And

41:30

the one lady said that

41:32

the Christians were

41:36

under siege. And

41:39

the reporter said, well, it's supposed to be the

41:47

separation from church and state. And

41:51

they were all saying, no,

41:53

Christianity should be the

41:56

American religion, period. There should be

41:58

no... And that's

42:01

boy that's melting pot thought they

42:03

very conveniently want to throw the constant the

42:05

the Bill of Rights Constitution all the paperwork

42:07

in the garbage sometimes and then there's times

42:10

they want to whip when they want to

42:12

fuck their gun Yeah,

42:14

so I mean it's one of those things who are

42:16

just like I just

42:18

think of Chris

42:21

Christofferson He's a

42:23

walking contradiction partly facts of parlour

42:25

fiction Yeah The

42:28

fucking preacher. It's just like come on man and

42:32

she said that it's well

42:34

and She

42:37

had a shirt on that said I'm

42:39

voting for Jesus Christ And

42:42

he said well Jesus Christ is a running.

42:44

She says but Trump is and he's the

42:46

closest thing. I was just like Wow

42:51

Like that person they gave her a

42:54

fucking they gave her keys to a car

42:56

and she gets to drive

43:00

Reproduce possibly I

43:05

Mean he's a lot of things but I Don't

43:09

know Christ like probably

43:12

not gonna be top

43:14

of my Top

43:16

of my list Indeed

43:19

Josh Pope some heat brewing ECW

43:22

was cool when I just You

43:26

want this is your show I'll leave yeah, but just just

43:28

just Because I know we've

43:30

got a few mouth breathers out there

43:32

that I just have to make sure

43:34

you get this he's

43:36

not Christ like because if

43:39

he couldn't go into the end

43:42

of the service because of bone spurs I

43:45

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43:47

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44:30

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44:33

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45:05

I said earlier today in our

45:09

group text, I was against

45:11

profanity. Well, that's why we

45:14

just have the FN. Oh, okay. I

45:17

just thought to just even to... It's

45:21

like not mentioning Triple H by name

45:23

in your promo. Right.

45:25

Just put the FN and it could be anything.

45:28

Because everybody just

45:32

happens to be married to the boss that's running the

45:34

companies. Free Royal

45:36

Power Hour, a business-wide problem.

45:39

Unrealistic strikes. It's

45:42

awful. On another note, claiming there isn't more than

45:44

one style is just false. Gunther

45:46

doesn't work the same as Sammy Zane. Owens doesn't

45:48

work the same as Orton. Orton doesn't work the

45:51

same as Bronson Reed. Yes, some guys are similar.

45:53

They aren't all the same. Some are

45:56

vastly different as far as they can.

45:58

Let me ask him a question. Let

46:00

me finish him and then you can have him. I'll give him

46:02

to you in a second. Why

46:04

are we giving them this much fucking

46:06

coverage? The

46:09

question? Because there's two points you're

46:11

gonna want to address. That one and then it

46:13

says as far as the counts shouldn't kicking out

46:15

after one be reserved the pin falls early in

46:17

the match? Less pin falls early

46:19

in the match means less kick outs at one.

46:21

No that was the point that they were kicking

46:23

out at two and a half in the beginning

46:25

of the match. Go ahead. Take

46:27

the style. I'm

46:29

just saying that there

46:33

will be a difference in

46:35

style when

46:37

somebody gets punched in the

46:39

face three times and gets

46:41

backed up to a rope and gets thrown

46:44

to the other rope and hooks

46:46

the rope because

46:48

he's in trouble. That

46:51

will change the style. Everybody

46:53

you throw off the ropes is

46:56

coming back. You

47:00

can blind somebody and send them off the ropes.

47:02

They're coming back off those other ropes. Correct. I

47:06

mean that's just so that

47:08

everybody works the same. We

47:11

all work to the right side.

47:15

When you grab when you grab a wrist you

47:17

grab the right wrist. When

47:19

you throw a punch you throw a right

47:21

punch. Because

47:24

if two guys are fucking coming at each

47:26

other and you say block

47:30

and you throw a left he's gonna go

47:32

like this and go so

47:36

you don't know what you're talking about.

47:38

You haven't. Well,

47:42

I just felt when I brought that up

47:45

I had felt after watching eight

47:47

fucking hours of the

47:49

pay-per-view over two days. I think on my seventh

47:51

hour, yeah, I felt that

47:53

I had seen the same move 137 times

47:55

done basically with the same Where.

48:01

Ah, I'm and stylistically it all felt

48:03

the same. I really did feel that

48:05

I could have. In. Most of

48:07

the matches. Just. A We would have

48:10

been interchangeable if I could have had an Ai

48:12

gimmick that would have just changed the faces. Would.

48:14

Have been the same as getting. It's just how

48:17

I felt after watching it comes to hang of

48:19

it is some guys on the roster that would

48:21

be a little different but. After

48:23

watching seven hours of it's not enough of

48:25

a more on that show. Know.

48:27

I I I I think of like. Yes,

48:30

I mean stylistically, That.

48:33

There's. Like a I

48:35

ate one of the my the biggest pops

48:37

of the night for me was during the

48:39

ah the three way match with a with

48:41

a. Randy. And Logan.

48:45

And cabin. I'm.

48:48

They. Took Logan out. And.

48:51

A punch them. Or

48:54

think Kevin post some first than it

48:56

did. he turn around and rarely punched

48:58

him and kaveh parts of the rarely

49:00

punch him and Kevin fuckin gave him

49:02

a fucking shop. And. Randy

49:04

thick took a second because you don't

49:06

shop and he said fuck and be

49:08

here but I clubbing for I just

49:11

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49:13

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53:12

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53:14

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53:17

hour, an hour before we

53:19

went on the air. Way, way better

53:21

than what we're talking about. We burned our

53:23

shit out, so. We really did. You know

53:25

what it is? We don't, we don't, the,

53:28

what was it, five of us don't socially

53:30

talk all week. We will trade business texts

53:32

back and forth and little shit like

53:34

that. So we get together for one thing. Dom and

53:37

I talked, Dom and I actually talked on the phone

53:39

this week because Dom and I, he

53:42

asked me a question and it was too,

53:44

it was too, it was too intensive to

53:46

answer on a text. So I just said,

53:49

I started to text him like, oh fuck it, somebody's gonna

53:51

call Dom. Dom, teaspoon Dom

53:53

is what you, this is what you wanted to

53:55

say, just a teaspoon. Yeah,

53:58

but I mean, so we get in and everything. comes up

54:00

that I love you. I like the fact that

54:02

that that steve and little or. Little

54:05

Dr. Pepper and a little little

54:08

cherry surprise her. Steve did text

54:10

us that he was going to

54:12

take the deep dive on the

54:15

on the guest list. And

54:17

dumb Steve? you could do you tell Kevin

54:19

yourself I asked you batted in the pre

54:21

show? what did you tell me? I must

54:23

mention I have a great time on. I

54:25

should have done the full teaspoon. Yeah,

54:28

I'm a little of. He went a little soft

54:30

on the dosage. Steroid. His

54:33

next I was my first time. I didn't

54:35

want ice at him when I had time

54:37

because I put on his his eyes. I

54:39

was a little heavy my first time. It's

54:42

just. That little heavy

54:44

and I suspect move something of.

54:48

How fucked up guy get my all I get really

54:50

for. To.

54:52

The point of like I'm I'm not moving

54:55

for awhile? So you already

54:57

in the chair I you receive

54:59

all love guys yards, whatever you?

55:01

yeah. Had

55:03

ripley own or woman. At the

55:06

time, I did once ripley. Put

55:09

over the if you. Ever

55:12

saw the talented Mr. Ripley and

55:14

film as a. Adaptation:

55:17

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55:19

Series Eight eight

55:21

episodes on Netflix.

55:24

Some brilliant acting. Great sort

55:26

of a tiger fi. says.

55:30

Well them. Italy.

55:32

right? Italy. In

55:34

like place in Italy and what? they're mostly in

55:36

Libya. Have

55:39

you know what I wanted to tell you that

55:41

we met, we talked about. Austin.

55:45

Rice said dumb. You

55:47

said you were in at Wrestlemania and in who also

55:49

was going to be a resume to gotta tax these

55:51

like a you They're. Neither my. I.

55:54

Read today. Dave. Meltzer

55:56

revealed. That. Taker

55:58

spot. In

56:00

Wrestlemania. Was. Supposed to be

56:02

Steve's. Already.

56:04

Exact quote. Here.

56:08

And censored sure did it

56:11

or to deter. Okay, I

56:14

think a lot of people expected Steve was this is i'm

56:16

calling their mother Think a lot of people expect to see

56:18

wasn't a come out next and take out rock a stunner.

56:20

Then. Roads would start heading. Crossroads I'm

56:22

in the title. Undertaker. Going

56:24

to hit and he choked so slammed

56:27

into got the rock. Austin was the

56:29

person originally earmarked for that spot, but

56:31

in the end they couldn't reach a

56:33

financial agreement. an Undertaker was put in

56:35

his place. I.

56:38

Don't know. Steve didn't mention it's around.

56:41

Would. It have been any better

56:43

different in different if it was

56:45

Steve versus Taker. I

56:53

think so because I don't think.

56:57

I think that my I I think that

57:00

the undertakers such as. It's

57:03

like it's it's the gimmick. You.

57:07

Know it's like it's like

57:09

express with wrestlemania. His.

57:11

Stuff is that it's the whole.

57:15

Analysed the had to go hits. It's

57:17

is that undertaker where it's not mark

57:19

where I was marked with the fuck

57:22

a baby on and and a hoodie

57:24

that that and I'm not taking anything

57:26

away from a mate. was still if

57:28

I can use father I read. An

57:32

accent on on several. oh they're

57:34

so that was I people in

57:36

through the Roof or that it's

57:38

just Steve has such a much

57:40

longer history. With

57:43

the Wayne. See.

57:45

In my mind when I think

57:48

of i think rock austin. And

57:50

prefer that era I'm talking about. Rock.

57:53

Austin, Mankind. right?

57:55

To ban can either either. I

57:57

think of austin. Rock.

58:01

Oh, I wasn't going order. I'm talking about

58:04

the the three fattening lock you Up and

58:06

Van and Vince actually. so. You

58:10

You couldn't. That's

58:15

to me like. To

58:18

turn the lights out and turn around.

58:20

And. Take. Her be they're.

58:23

Fucking. You

58:25

set me. Ah, I'm.

58:28

A clip during the during episode ran

58:31

over his after before but it was

58:33

when they hit Steve's music and and

58:35

he came down and five rock and

58:37

put to at put mankind on top

58:39

of I'm. Never. You

58:41

set me that clip. Show

58:43

does I remember I did okay I've

58:46

ever had a negative in Africa and

58:48

the fucking that mean the pop is

58:50

on bowl we all because I couldn't

58:52

Oh yea I remember that. Yeah yeah

58:54

enough for them as I couldn't Fucking.

58:56

But the crowd looked like it was

58:58

move it like it they were doing

59:00

the way yeah they weren't it when

59:02

the wave it looks like Cg. I

59:04

was incredible. Yeah I made the plucky

59:06

with him and sourced. Like

59:09

Steve as light new in a bottle

59:11

and he always will be. there's never

59:13

gonna be. That.

59:16

Glass break it down and the

59:18

I just never going to be.

59:22

Anything that. I'm.

59:25

Him. it. If

59:28

Steve the if Steve doesn't get

59:31

hurt. Does. To

59:33

me I don't think rock fucking be

59:35

hits the Fargo high said he does.

59:37

Like. Everything happens for a reason because

59:40

basically I mean that not to be

59:42

a dick, but. Rock

59:45

is came out and said that when he's

59:47

when he sees something. That.

59:51

Gets over he he takes it

59:54

was the would die with the

59:56

neck injury Second to Dwayne to

59:58

the lot of Focus thieves. And

1:00:02

incorporated into what he did.

1:00:05

And then, you know, a little of the old Steve came

1:00:07

back. But I

1:00:11

think that Steve, you

1:00:14

know, was making $25 million a year then. You

1:00:20

know. Wow. I mean... Yeah,

1:00:23

I would have liked to have seen Austin. I saw words. They

1:00:27

said that Cody Rhodes did over a million

1:00:29

dollars in merch. For

1:00:33

WrestleMania. Just for WrestleMania, yeah. Yeah. No,

1:00:36

I believe that. If that would have been Steve's

1:00:38

gig, that would have been that

1:00:41

Steve made a half a million. Because

1:00:45

Steve was on a 50-50 split. For

1:00:50

merch? Mm.

1:00:54

That's what I knew. We were dead. We

1:00:57

came in as the NWO. We

1:01:00

fucking knocked that what shirt down to two. I

1:01:04

said we're fucking dead. You're

1:01:07

fucking with a guy that's been pulling the fucking... Pulling

1:01:10

the sled. You're fucking with his money,

1:01:12

man. Like we're dead. Right.

1:01:15

Because your merch started to be

1:01:17

sold, the NWO, with WWE.

1:01:21

And that moved the 316 and

1:01:23

Watts and all that stuff. That was costing

1:01:25

him money. And

1:01:28

you know what, man? We're very

1:01:30

close friends, and ours will be. And

1:01:33

I have no

1:01:35

animosity whatsoever that

1:01:37

we were supposed to go over at that mania.

1:01:39

It was supposed to be our night. It ended

1:01:41

up being Steve's night. Because

1:01:44

as they say to the victor goes to

1:01:46

spoils, they won. We lost.

1:01:49

We sucked it. Scott

1:01:51

was gone shortly after. I

1:01:53

had a bunch of injuries, and that's fucking life.

1:02:01

We talked here about the changes

1:02:04

in production, subtle things that we've been

1:02:06

noticing. I liked the

1:02:12

walk down, like the Steadicam shot down from ringside

1:02:14

to the rain, just little subtle things that have

1:02:16

been popping up, and they addressed that this week.

1:02:19

First of all, they built a new studio in Connecticut.

1:02:21

Did you see any of this? There's

1:02:23

a whole new... Where is this

1:02:26

here? Come on. What's going on here?

1:02:30

There we go. So,

1:02:33

a whole new production studio. 30,000 square foot. Go

1:02:37

ahead. I'm just saying that I know there's

1:02:39

a lot of men out

1:02:41

there that their wives, if their

1:02:46

husbands watched another fucking seven

1:02:49

seconds of wrestling during

1:02:52

that weekend, I took

1:02:54

my wife through the fucking

1:02:56

March Madness right

1:02:59

into WrestleMania with

1:03:01

a hip surgery. Injured. Couldn't even

1:03:03

get up to walk away from you. No. That's

1:03:06

the TV room with us. And

1:03:09

she's fucking... God

1:03:11

bless her, man. She watched it all

1:03:14

with me. So you

1:03:17

did a little Ripley to make

1:03:19

up for you. But

1:03:22

we both dug that. I

1:03:24

knew I would because... Okay. I

1:03:26

mean, that's... It was

1:03:28

good cinema, as they say. He's

1:03:32

a brilliant actor, the guy that plays... Yeah,

1:03:34

what's the lead? What have we talked about?

1:03:36

Wes, what's the lead? I'm

1:03:39

going to have to watch this. I'm going to have

1:03:41

to watch this. Andrew Scott. Andrew Scott. Yeah. So,

1:03:45

for our fans of cinema? Wes, did

1:03:47

he get an Oscar nod for that

1:03:49

other film? Yes. You

1:03:52

can. All right.

1:03:55

So we'll turn our fans... We

1:03:57

have a high brow. audience.

1:04:00

I'm sometimes surprised Kevin by people

1:04:03

that approach me in

1:04:05

certain like sometimes like at

1:04:08

a Comic Con you expect to meet some fans

1:04:10

you know maybe at the pub you

1:04:12

expect to meet some fans but I was where was

1:04:14

I recently? I was I was

1:04:16

it I was in Versace in

1:04:20

upstate New York at the at

1:04:22

the outlets and the gentleman that

1:04:24

was helping me or my

1:04:28

daughter was trying something on him

1:04:30

and he's like he goes I

1:04:33

recognize your voice man I was

1:04:35

like okay so but you know

1:04:44

in Versace right you may not expect the

1:04:47

click this arm to reach there.

1:04:49

Well I don't know if I can wear the

1:04:51

robe on New Year's Day. I told him I

1:04:53

said you should watch you shouldn't listen you should

1:04:55

watch because I had your wares and anything you

1:04:57

want to throw in the bag to get on

1:04:59

the air but please feel free to do so.

1:05:01

I got nothing and then I was

1:05:04

in Bermuda last year

1:05:07

I ran down to Bermuda for a

1:05:09

little bit and I walked into a

1:05:11

Diamonds International in Bermuda and

1:05:14

the guy, native

1:05:16

guy I guess is helping walking around he's like

1:05:18

hey I just got a question for you real

1:05:21

quick you the wrestling guy? I'm like yeah I

1:05:23

guess not a wrestler but he's like

1:05:25

yeah the guy in the back was saying he's afraid to

1:05:27

come out but he saw when you walked in with him.

1:05:29

So Diamonds International in Bermuda

1:05:32

and Versace in at Woodbury

1:05:34

Commons. So

1:05:36

we can give we can give art house cinema

1:05:38

recommendations to our listeners. And

1:05:41

then the film

1:05:43

that Andrew Scott was in is called

1:05:46

All of the Strangers. It's on Hulu

1:05:48

right now. There

1:05:54

are some gay tones to

1:05:56

it. Oh listen if you need to sell

1:05:59

your dance card with Dick sucking. Well

1:06:02

I'm just saying that you know I'm just you

1:06:04

know give you give you a heads up that

1:06:06

this is yeah but it's but

1:06:09

it's um as

1:06:12

Wes explained it's got kind of a

1:06:14

Hallmark feel to it as

1:06:17

much as Dixon can. Well

1:06:21

I never you know the

1:06:24

cameras Cameron Candace Beret movies

1:06:26

on Hallmark just never quite

1:06:28

hit that level of depravity for me but

1:06:31

I have to give this a try. Well

1:06:34

I mean if

1:06:39

it's done I mean it's

1:06:42

such a world is so fucked

1:06:44

up. Listen

1:06:46

you can handle explicit

1:06:50

fornication, gay, straight, whatever

1:06:53

in a film is often unnecessary.

1:06:56

I think it's 99% of the

1:06:58

time it's unnecessary because

1:07:02

we all know I mean number

1:07:05

one how awkward those

1:07:07

felt those those scenes are for the people

1:07:10

that are involved in it. You know

1:07:12

they've got a they're on

1:07:14

a skeleton crew you know

1:07:16

it's it's just I

1:07:20

don't see and it's not art house

1:07:22

it's you know it's what

1:07:26

was the film Wes you'll

1:07:29

I'm gonna have to go here it's um

1:07:31

God I can now I have to I'll have to think of

1:07:33

her name she was in The Matrix she

1:07:38

was in Tears of the Sun she's

1:07:41

an Italian actress Bottinelli

1:07:45

or Valeria

1:07:48

Galeno no probably

1:07:51

not this generation I would have

1:07:53

to Monica Bellucci Monica Bellucci did

1:07:56

you ever see the film this it's

1:07:59

a French film where she

1:08:01

gets raped, she walks

1:08:03

underneath like the irreversible,

1:08:06

yes, and that's her

1:08:08

husband that does this scene and

1:08:10

there's this violent, violent

1:08:13

fucking rape scene in this

1:08:15

film, Irreversible, and

1:08:17

it's her husband that does

1:08:19

the, you know, the actor. Yeah,

1:08:23

it was like it

1:08:27

was, it was just, I saw

1:08:29

it on

1:08:32

a burned DVD

1:08:36

and I, rape

1:08:39

to me is like, it's repulsive to

1:08:41

watch, like I could, I walked out

1:08:43

of the accused when they

1:08:45

were raping Jodie Foster. I walked

1:08:47

out, I walked down on that

1:08:50

and I, you know, somebody said,

1:08:52

have you seen this? I

1:08:54

think the fact that I was explained.

1:09:01

So I was just pointing out that the husband wasn't the

1:09:03

one that raped her, but he was in the film. He

1:09:05

was in the film, yeah, but it was, it was one

1:09:08

of those things where it somehow,

1:09:11

it was just, but it was, it was, I

1:09:13

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1:09:15

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1:09:17

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and he goes, of course you've seen that. Yeah,

1:10:52

Steve, it's a- Give me the pitch, what, real

1:10:54

quick here, what is it? Rent

1:10:56

it. I don't

1:10:58

think you can rent it. Do

1:11:01

you have a DVD? Looking for something to watch with

1:11:03

the kids this week. Do you have a DVD player?

1:11:05

No, I don't think I do anymore. It may be

1:11:07

somewhere down the basement, somewhere, but not hooked

1:11:09

up. Bubby

1:11:13

has spent 30 years trapped in

1:11:15

the same small room, tricked by

1:11:17

his mother. One day, he manages

1:11:20

to escape, and deranged and naive

1:11:22

in equal measures, his adventure into

1:11:24

a modern and nihilistic life begins.

1:11:27

His mother basically tells him that

1:11:30

the world has ended, you know, a

1:11:32

nuclear type gimmick or some shit. To

1:11:39

say that he's involved with his mom

1:11:41

would be an understatement. Yeah,

1:11:45

this is room times 275,000. Yeah,

1:11:54

this is, wow. Well,

1:11:56

you did mention a post-apocalyptic nuclear.

1:11:58

But that was. Uma

1:12:01

Remember. The.

1:12:03

Show we did. After.

1:12:05

T past and Max. Max

1:12:07

came down. Get that, Max?

1:12:09

His dad fence. Is

1:12:12

the one the term we're the bad boy puppy.

1:12:16

They. See yeah it is here

1:12:18

a film you hire a yeah

1:12:20

he was every that like venomous.

1:12:22

Everything restless of it was such

1:12:24

a certain oh great friend and

1:12:27

the. He was in.

1:12:29

that like. He always with

1:12:31

was very cutting edge of

1:12:33

music and film and. And

1:12:37

fucker died on me. But.

1:12:41

We're. Supposed to grow has like Scott

1:12:43

like we're going on them our

1:12:45

our sponsor girl die together. Some

1:12:47

of my boy. Is.

1:12:50

Now. There

1:12:52

was no well film buddy their to

1:12:54

yeah my yeah connection to all the.

1:12:58

Ah, offbeat stuff the

1:13:00

user to. User.

1:13:02

Two. Hours

1:13:05

or so I was a

1:13:07

thing was a Trista was so

1:13:09

involve advanced. we really. Like

1:13:13

Tammy and and and Max events were

1:13:16

like oh. How. Are

1:13:18

those like they max and to

1:13:20

your best of? And Tammy in

1:13:22

damn are best friends And Main

1:13:24

Vents were best friends and. It

1:13:28

made no there was like be the

1:13:30

case and god. And

1:13:33

twelve fifteen yellow as as a boys

1:13:36

were. There.

1:13:38

Is sex with now with we

1:13:40

went up we went up to

1:13:42

they live outside of Pittsburgh actually

1:13:45

transfer. I. Will which

1:13:47

is people there are. so here

1:13:49

I think that Dominoes were transfers.

1:13:53

Hermitage of that wire. Transfers.

1:13:56

A city had transfer Pennsylvania.

1:14:02

Well, did they move

1:14:04

after? He moved before Tristan

1:14:06

passed, right? Max? Max

1:14:10

was already up in... He's always been.

1:14:13

He went to film school. Max

1:14:16

lives in Pittsburgh. Right.

1:14:21

Okay, so he was never a local... No,

1:14:24

it was always we just spent summers

1:14:26

together and holidays,

1:14:29

but we were interchangeable.

1:14:32

The six of us, you know, that was just...

1:14:34

it was such a perfect crew,

1:14:36

you know. We

1:14:40

could go on a cruise. The boys would sit in

1:14:42

the arcade all day. The women

1:14:45

would sit in the spa. And

1:14:48

Vince and I would fucking pony up to the fucking

1:14:50

bar. I'm

1:14:56

giving another wine package. Take

1:15:03

the late dinner. Is

1:15:05

it tough to... do you

1:15:07

see them anymore now? Tammy

1:15:09

and Matt, we plan

1:15:12

on seeing them. Actually,

1:15:15

one of Max and Tristan

1:15:20

grew up with one of my... There's

1:15:23

another family here, Lewis and Peggy, that

1:15:25

are close friends. And

1:15:28

they have a daughter, Juri. And

1:15:31

the boys and Juri were... they were all

1:15:34

very, very close friends. And

1:15:36

Juri, God bless her soul, her

1:15:39

birthday is on the day that he passed. And

1:15:42

she refuses to fucking celebrate

1:15:47

her birthday now. She's

1:15:49

getting married in October

1:15:51

and November, and I'm doing

1:15:54

the ceremony. Oh,

1:15:56

you're kidding. Yeah. You

1:15:59

got ordained. for this no they're

1:16:01

getting they'll go to the justice of

1:16:04

the peace I'm just I'm just coming

1:16:06

in and doing the I

1:16:09

guess I'm there for the fucking shits

1:16:12

and giggles you know when

1:16:14

this comes out you're gonna get a lot of requests

1:16:16

now now when the ones this airs to

1:16:19

officiate long as you can afford my fucking

1:16:22

I was gonna say it's my I'm

1:16:24

in the five to leave that house yeah

1:16:26

okay yeah it depends you

1:16:29

know I could probably do it for 50k all

1:16:31

right so let me go let's just

1:16:33

go into it I gotta go into today I don't know

1:16:35

if you can see this on but

1:16:37

there's some stuff on your face oh

1:16:40

yeah talk about this or not but

1:16:42

I can't tell if you can see

1:16:44

it or not I saw something on

1:16:47

the side of the headphone isn't there

1:16:49

something on the side oh the microphone

1:16:51

I mean no that's not as that's

1:16:54

not as bad as I see oh

1:16:58

yeah this is the bad side

1:17:00

okay yeah so so cuz

1:17:03

I'm seeing an opposite you know look

1:17:05

at this fucking thing here so

1:17:08

you know I had that

1:17:11

melanoma in my face and they

1:17:14

had to fucking I don't know if I think

1:17:16

it was I put in an Instagram with actually

1:17:18

I put that fucking hole looking so he put

1:17:21

a cigarette out did you see that here yeah

1:17:23

we I think we put it up here yeah

1:17:25

so yeah so have

1:17:28

an eating sense sorry

1:17:32

so I've

1:17:36

you know I had some like I've been

1:17:38

beginning like it's impossible to live down here

1:17:40

and not go out the fucking Sun but

1:17:43

man I take that fucking zinc

1:17:46

like I was a lifeguard like I'm Sam

1:17:49

Elliott in the movie lifeguard 1960

1:17:52

you know I put that white

1:17:54

shit on my face and

1:17:57

I'm I with anyplace I've got like

1:17:59

age spots And

1:18:02

lo and behold man, I was

1:18:05

just sitting there about a month ago and

1:18:08

I looked and I'm like, fuck,

1:18:11

right where that, like

1:18:13

the scar starts right here and

1:18:15

goes back. You can't

1:18:17

see it because the plastic surgeon did it. But

1:18:20

right at the end of that, there's this

1:18:22

fucking brown, nobule

1:18:25

that fucking came up. So

1:18:29

I'm like, I'm

1:18:32

dealing, my poor wife just had her

1:18:34

hip done and it's just like, but

1:18:38

at the same time, it's just like, I've

1:18:41

got to get this shit checked. Like

1:18:44

I've got to go

1:18:47

and then if it's fucking, if I got to get

1:18:49

another whole punch in my face, I got to get

1:18:51

another whole punch in my face because I

1:18:54

don't want to fucking die. You know,

1:18:59

so I went

1:19:03

today and I mean,

1:19:10

I did

1:19:12

the Lord's prayer in my

1:19:14

car, asked

1:19:17

Jesus fucking please, like,

1:19:19

don't let this, like, don't let this

1:19:21

be cancer. And I

1:19:23

walked in there. I said, man, I sat there and

1:19:26

she brought me in and she sat me down. She

1:19:28

said, what's up? I said, man, I said, she goes, I

1:19:31

see it. Man,

1:19:33

I swear, like you ever

1:19:35

catch yourself not breathing? She's

1:19:39

got that like cosmic

1:19:42

fucking goggle gimmick, you

1:19:45

know, looking at me with the light. And

1:19:48

I'm like getting

1:19:50

ready to go and do a

1:19:52

fucking full just anxiety,

1:19:54

panic attack where I

1:19:56

can feel my chest getting tight. And she

1:19:58

goes, that's. off with an age spot.

1:20:04

Those best, the best words, right? When you,

1:20:07

I said, I said, how, how about

1:20:10

this stuff over here? How

1:20:13

about this? She goes all

1:20:15

age spots. I said, how about these ones

1:20:17

over here? She goes age spots. She

1:20:19

goes, what do you want to do with my sit? What

1:20:22

can we do? She says, oh fuck it. I

1:20:24

can hit him with nitrous. My burden is fuckers

1:20:26

off. I said, they'll be

1:20:28

gone. She said, yeah. I'm like, Jesus.

1:20:31

I mean, it's

1:20:34

like fucking somebody fucking

1:20:36

hitting the crack pipe and then fucking

1:20:38

bumping in you with the lighter, like

1:20:40

seven fucking times. You know, it's like,

1:20:43

I'm like, whoa, fuck man. Like maybe I

1:20:45

should have done this in stages. So,

1:20:48

uh, yeah, I got that shit burn out

1:20:50

of me today. Yeah. So

1:20:53

then once they got, I mean, you heal your

1:20:55

heels, it's gone. It's good. You get the skin

1:20:57

tags that happens sometimes too. They can do the

1:20:59

same thing like a Renzio. But I mean, you

1:21:01

know, there's something about that.

1:21:03

It's pretty, yeah. Well,

1:21:06

they, you have a video and I,

1:21:08

did I put that on, uh, my

1:21:10

Instagram? Is that thing on there? I don't know. I

1:21:12

think I'm blocked. Um, no,

1:21:15

you're not blocking my Instagram. I did. I

1:21:17

don't think you did. I didn't see it. I

1:21:19

didn't put that on. Maybe that was

1:21:21

too graphic. Maybe, maybe that was what it was.

1:21:23

Maybe I put it on and they fucking, they

1:21:25

put like a block or something. It

1:21:29

was too horrendous. Even for, yeah, you

1:21:31

can't show this, sir. I'm sorry. The

1:21:34

den of filth that is social media.

1:21:38

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1:23:46

to see why am I can't believe it

1:23:48

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1:23:50

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1:23:52

that they didn't carry the earth. Are you

1:23:54

sure you posted it? No,

1:23:56

I didn't post it out. But.

1:24:05

There's every other fucking surgery I've had on

1:24:07

Earth. Do you have it in a special

1:24:09

folder maybe? Is it organized?

1:24:11

Injuries or one folder? I mean I'm

1:24:14

looking at my circumcision right now.

1:24:16

It's growing. Oh they go way

1:24:19

back. Yeah, not very good quality, 59, but

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I can't believe they actually used

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got the clippers out? The

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gas-powered clippers? Cut that fucking, get

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that anteater back down. Detroit

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Harper Hospital baby. Detroit

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Harper Hospital. Alright

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well let's see, a little glengosa. Now

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this is, we just had a big supercard WrestleMania

1:24:52

last week, right? And we had of course the

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National Anthem is always a big deal with any

1:24:56

big sporting event. So here is,

1:24:58

this isn't the National Anthem, but in

1:25:01

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1:25:03

wrestling for their big supercard

1:25:06

at the, is that the Cotton Bowl? Here's

1:25:10

Glengosa's in-ring performance.

1:25:12

This got it kicked off and got

1:25:14

everybody hyped. And

1:25:18

there's Bill Mercer by the way doing

1:25:20

the commentary. Need some audio here. You're

1:25:24

going to need the audio. Thank you. Thank

1:25:27

you. Such a full house to

1:25:29

me. Well

1:25:36

the boss told me up to sit and

1:25:38

come into work. I just hung up on

1:25:40

that slave driving jerk. I'm going to wrestle.

1:25:42

Going to wrestle. You think

1:25:46

I'd rather be sweating on the dog or

1:25:48

watching somebody use a hammer. Alright. I'm

1:25:50

going to wrestle. Going to wrestle. I

1:25:54

don't know what the main event that was, what

1:25:57

the main event was that night. The

1:26:00

crowd was certainly whipped into a frenzy. Are

1:26:03

we going to get copy written on that

1:26:05

because it's world class? Doesn't WWE own world

1:26:07

class 2 now? Maybe they don't almost. Jesus

1:26:09

Christ, if that's the case just cut the

1:26:11

fucking whole thing because that motherfucker ain't. Not

1:26:14

worth the $5? Yeah, fuck. At

1:26:16

least fucking eat the biscuit

1:26:19

I've seen other people do

1:26:21

it. If

1:26:23

I blur the video, WWE won't get anything. All right, there you

1:26:26

go. We get to enjoy

1:26:28

the mass filings of blood. Why even

1:26:31

just show the fucking... Can't we just

1:26:33

show the clip and then

1:26:35

put the audio? Like

1:26:39

just show a fucking still and then put

1:26:41

the audio? Well,

1:26:43

you could. You wouldn't get the excitement of

1:26:45

seeing his afro move in the wind. That

1:26:50

was horrible. It was horrible. A

1:26:52

fan actually sent that request

1:26:55

for that one. I forget who it is. I would have

1:26:57

mentioned you if I marked it down, but I didn't. That's

1:27:01

why I probably

1:27:03

read the same thing. The

1:27:06

comment. Have you ever seen

1:27:08

this? We would tap out. Florida

1:27:12

Man Jersey Guy. Kev, this is the

1:27:14

Disney edition today. Two stories, one from

1:27:17

a real Jersey guy, one from a

1:27:19

real Florida Man. They both happen at

1:27:21

Disney? Both Disney

1:27:24

centric, yes. Oh, this is going to be

1:27:26

difficult. Well, we'll see. You're

1:27:28

very good at interpreting the

1:27:30

behaviors. Much like

1:27:32

a National Geographic scientist sitting in

1:27:34

the bushes, able to look

1:27:36

out and identify the animals and what the

1:27:39

mating rituals are, you're able to hear these

1:27:41

and fish out who is a Florida

1:27:44

Man and Jersey guy. Okay, first headline. Drunk

1:27:48

man, beaten up and arrested after

1:27:50

making fun of Disney guest with

1:27:53

Down syndrome. And

1:27:56

the second one is man arrested

1:27:58

after telling staff. Al-Qaeda ordered

1:28:01

him to blow up Disney World.

1:28:06

I'm gonna go with the first

1:28:08

guy that got

1:28:11

beat up for making fun of the

1:28:13

Down Syndrome. A moment ago that was

1:28:15

Florida and Al-Qaeda was because

1:28:17

of the proximity to

1:28:20

the World Trade Center. That was Tracey.

1:28:24

Yeah I don't know how you do it Kev but

1:28:26

you did get that one correct. Alright

1:28:28

the drunk man beating up and arrested after. I'll

1:28:30

guarantee you that the fucking guy that beat up

1:28:33

the fucking guy

1:28:35

from Florida. No it was from Florida.

1:28:37

I was

1:28:39

there I'd have beat his ass. Alright

1:28:42

let's see a Florida man's trip to World

1:28:44

Disney World ended with him behind bars after

1:28:46

he sparked an argument with four guests at

1:28:48

a resort bar while he allegedly made fun

1:28:50

of a woman with Down Syndrome. Brent George

1:28:52

was the offender arrested charged

1:28:55

with four counts of battery

1:28:57

after the incident. Paris must be proud.

1:29:00

Bellevue Lounge inside

1:29:03

Disney's Boardwalk Inn. So

1:29:06

you are correct he was intoxicated.

1:29:09

Go figure. If you're in

1:29:11

the Disney fucking resort at

1:29:13

the bar you're probably dropping

1:29:15

at least a G for

1:29:17

the room right? Depends

1:29:20

where he stands but he was a Florida resident he

1:29:22

might have just gone there to drink that day. He

1:29:25

should have got beat up for fucking going

1:29:27

to Disney to drink anyway. I mean

1:29:29

fuck it. It's like going to a

1:29:31

strip joint. No man I'm not

1:29:34

a pervert I just love the fucking

1:29:36

twelve dollar beers. They have great stakes.

1:29:39

Great story from

1:29:41

Waltman's book. I'm giving them all away. They're

1:29:45

in the car. Joni's in the front. Paul's

1:29:48

driving. This is when China and Triple H

1:29:50

were together and Waltman's in the back and

1:29:53

they're just riffing on shit and Waltman's like I

1:29:56

love all these fucking guys such pussies they have

1:29:58

to tell their wives oh I

1:30:00

go to the fucking strip club for the steak.

1:30:03

Paul's driving. He goes, thanks.

1:30:07

Um, so yeah,

1:30:11

so where

1:30:14

I used to work, the cheetah, they

1:30:16

got, I mean, I haven't been there.

1:30:18

Great steak, right? Fuck that

1:30:20

a great menu, great wine menu. Fucking

1:30:23

Jack Bragg. We have that, I

1:30:25

don't know if Jack still runs the cheetah,

1:30:28

but, uh, that

1:30:30

fucking the cheetah, anybody out

1:30:32

there can, uh, this bend of the

1:30:34

cheetah, uh, lately and has

1:30:36

had dinner. Uh,

1:30:39

tell me if it's still the fucking, is it still

1:30:42

there? The cheetah club? Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Can

1:30:44

we look at, can we, can we look up the

1:30:46

cheetah? Let's get a menu. No, can

1:30:48

we, we gotta be able to, yeah, let's, let's

1:30:51

look it up. Let's see. Let's

1:30:53

look up the cheetah. Cheetah, the cheetah

1:30:57

used to be the cheetah. Scott and

1:30:59

I, uh, you

1:31:02

said never pass up. We,

1:31:04

the deal was if the

1:31:06

word lounge, if

1:31:08

it said lounge, you had to have a drink.

1:31:12

I mean, that was just, that was a rule. It

1:31:14

didn't matter what time either. It

1:31:16

was 7am fucking, you saw lounge and it was

1:31:18

open. If you're on the road and you passed once

1:31:20

you had to stop and have it, you had

1:31:22

to, yes, you had to have a drink. Uh,

1:31:26

so that's why we went to

1:31:28

Kaz's eight ball lounge. That

1:31:31

was the strip joint up in Cadillac that

1:31:34

got referenced. And then I saw it

1:31:36

made it on X and

1:31:38

the guy took a picture and said it's, it's,

1:31:40

it's, it's still here. I

1:31:43

was just like, fuck yeah, that's, that's the place. And he

1:31:46

said, yeah, right across the street from, and he named the,

1:31:48

the, the building that we wrestled in. And he said,

1:31:51

yeah, he says, uh, my

1:31:53

brother-in-law, somebody got married there, but I was, I

1:31:55

was saying that I was telling the people that

1:31:57

wouldn't, right at the wedding, like I watched Undertaker.

1:32:00

wrestle here. So

1:32:02

amazing. Well if you find that

1:32:04

menu certainly bring it up. I'll tell you what

1:32:07

I would have ordered. There

1:32:10

was no menu on the website. This is shocking

1:32:12

to me. Southeast's

1:32:14

most renowned nightclub. Cheetah

1:32:17

Lounge. Yes.

1:32:21

I'm calling it the Cheetah Club. Why am I calling

1:32:23

it? Was it ever called the club? No. No. They're

1:32:27

closed on Sundays if you think I'm seeing

1:32:29

on the website here. The

1:32:33

Cheetah Experience. This

1:32:35

is a full calendar. We're looking at

1:32:37

the big April events

1:32:39

at the Cheetah. There was a

1:32:42

time when I worked there that we had I

1:32:45

think two or three penthouse

1:32:47

pets and a playmate all

1:32:50

on staff there. That

1:32:53

were our dad's

1:32:56

ass. Did you just whenever

1:32:58

I was in one of the men's

1:33:01

establishments I just counted

1:33:03

the fucking money Kevin. Cash

1:33:05

business. I just sat

1:33:08

there and just imagined the stacks

1:33:10

in the back. Not that the

1:33:12

girls were making. Oh the money,

1:33:14

the girls. The best gimmick

1:33:16

ever was when you

1:33:19

gave them Cheetah

1:33:21

bucks and

1:33:23

it was one for one. One

1:33:26

for one with the house? They

1:33:29

would give you a hundred bucks. Maybe he gave them a hundred and five

1:33:32

back or whatever it was. They

1:33:36

were stuck with these Cheetah bucks and

1:33:40

people would buy and

1:33:42

they'd have to spend them because sure

1:33:44

as hell I ain't gonna take them

1:33:47

home to mama. Remember one time this fucking

1:33:49

guy was running his fucking mouth. We'd

1:33:52

thrown him out and

1:33:55

he was just sitting there and he just kept

1:33:57

saying yeah I'm a doctor I make more than

1:33:59

five. one surgery and you fucking make out of the

1:34:01

end of the year and he's going on and on and on.

1:34:04

I just reached across the

1:34:06

pocket where you put your kerchief

1:34:10

and just ripped that motherfucker down on

1:34:13

his waist. I

1:34:15

said yeah go home and explain that doc. He

1:34:19

was just like more

1:34:23

effective than a punch in the face right? Absolutely.

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Monty every time we tape. So

1:37:15

how... Before and after. What do you think today?

1:37:18

Do you think I was any different than I

1:37:20

normally am? I don't think so. Right? I just...

1:37:24

You're pretty centered. You're

1:37:29

pretty even. Pretty steady. I

1:37:32

don't think I... I didn't get... Nothing

1:37:34

really provoked

1:37:37

me. I didn't go off on any

1:37:39

too strong of tangents. I

1:37:42

didn't F-bomb as much as I did probably

1:37:45

the last episode because I was... Maybe

1:37:48

that's the difference. Maybe less

1:37:51

profanity this week? Yeah. When

1:37:53

I'm clam-baked, it's

1:37:56

like a different... You also do a lot of stuff didn't

1:38:00

do any impersonations of listeners

1:38:02

that post things you don't like. It sounds

1:38:04

a little like this. No.

1:38:08

What are you talking

1:38:10

about, Stuxburg? We

1:38:13

didn't get that this week, maybe. But

1:38:16

if you want to be a part of ... I

1:38:19

will say that I got my

1:38:22

portfolio statement this week. From

1:38:30

your holdings? One

1:38:32

of my portfolios. The

1:38:36

one that's not a bunch

1:38:38

of bonds and bullshit. I mean, this is

1:38:40

the one that is

1:38:42

my growth. Yeah, the one

1:38:44

we talked about earlier, I think. Yeah, I was just like,

1:38:47

wow. Doing very well. Yeah.

1:38:51

I love how they have your net worth.

1:38:57

You don't know. Nobody knows what my ...

1:39:00

It's in my trust. You'd have

1:39:03

to know my trust to know

1:39:05

my net worth. You

1:39:07

don't know my trust. How

1:39:10

could they possibly estimate

1:39:12

your net worth? Well,

1:39:15

the internet says 4 million. Yeah,

1:39:17

one says 4. I like to

1:39:19

... Look up the Forbes one

1:39:22

and then look at my cars. Look

1:39:26

up Forbes' Kevin Nash's net

1:39:28

worth. This is by

1:39:31

far my favorite. Now, see,

1:39:33

they have my motor vehicles on there anywhere.

1:39:37

They have a list of vehicles that I couldn't

1:39:40

even put my fucking three-piece set

1:39:42

in. They got

1:39:44

like Lamborghinis and I'm like, yeah,

1:39:46

you guys have got me. I

1:39:49

have a house with two pools. Great.

1:39:54

One you keep lukewarm, one's a little cooler.

1:39:56

You decide based on my ... Is that

1:39:58

my cars? here?

1:40:00

No, no, those are your movies. Oh, here they

1:40:02

are. Ford

1:40:04

Bronco. Well, they were right

1:40:07

about that. That isn't Forbes.

1:40:11

That's Sportskeeda. I say go on

1:40:14

fucking Forbes, you go to fucking

1:40:16

Sportskeeda. It's close.

1:40:19

No, it's not. Jesus Christ, you know. It's

1:40:21

just like, it's like, if

1:40:23

you want to get information, you gotta

1:40:26

go. Can we go

1:40:28

on Forbes and look

1:40:30

up Kevin Nash on Forbes?

1:40:33

It's just, it's not that

1:40:35

hard. Well,

1:40:39

let me know when you get to the

1:40:41

cars and I will address that. It might

1:40:43

be a tab at the top there. Hashtag

1:40:47

ask Nash. Hold on

1:40:49

a second. Before we do this, let me just determine.

1:40:53

Motherfuckers, man. I just want to say we

1:40:56

did review this because you said I can't

1:40:58

get in those fucking things on the on

1:41:00

the air one time. Forbes,

1:41:03

not worth Kevin Nash. Just

1:41:09

got a news bulletin and Jungle Boy is

1:41:11

wrestling in New Japan tonight. I'm

1:41:19

gonna watch that right after the Serbian film. Oh,

1:41:26

here's one that I'm 30

1:41:35

richest characters in wrestling. My

1:41:37

net worth jumped to eight

1:41:40

million dollars. If

1:41:44

that's chartable, it's up five from

1:41:46

seven million. Exactly. Contents

1:41:53

number three. I'm number three. So

1:41:56

I Gotta go number three. Good.

1:42:02

Yeah, I'm going to Sk we can do

1:42:05

this while we do. The show has tear

1:42:07

gas mask, pinball wizard eight or nine. Have

1:42:09

you seen the trailer for the new movie

1:42:11

Civil War? Do. You think it

1:42:14

may lead to some on rest as

1:42:16

we get closer to the presidential election.

1:42:19

I did see that trailer by the way. Did.

1:42:21

You catch that? Kevin the I was a kid

1:42:24

from a Friday night Lights. I'm

1:42:27

hoping it it. It shines a light on.

1:42:30

The. Stupidity. Of

1:42:32

this country. Rather

1:42:34

than people were. Rather

1:42:37

rather than a causing unrest they i hope

1:42:39

it holds up a mirror. Ah

1:42:41

to or. What?

1:42:43

We're destroying. Jesse.

1:42:47

Plowman's is that the actor of

1:42:49

which you are referring kevin. Have

1:42:56

you think federal causing the unrest. Well.

1:43:02

I would open up. It

1:43:05

took. To

1:43:07

get those cars at things and. I'll.

1:43:17

Go To! I'm. Going

1:43:19

to go to Furnish Nave. it's the third junior.

1:43:23

Keeps alien extensions I think Juniors

1:43:25

new isn't This is a this

1:43:27

is so this is so current

1:43:29

it's it's mass. Also appeared to

1:43:31

several movie roles, most recently in

1:43:33

a supporting role and the surprise

1:43:36

hit Magic Mike. From

1:43:38

two Thousand and Fifteen, Part One. So.

1:43:43

They're. Clearly not going to be accurate with for.

1:43:46

With. Your net worth or your vehicles

1:43:48

so. So. Futile Effort Fern I'm

1:43:50

like I like the failing. I liked the

1:43:53

fact that they reset my bronco so they

1:43:55

do a kind of give you streak read:

1:43:57

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1:44:27

93, OJ Bronco. Is

1:44:30

there any wrestler you wouldn't want to

1:44:33

get in a shoot fight with during

1:44:35

your career? There's

1:44:42

none of them I would want to get in a fight

1:44:44

with. It's not

1:44:46

what we're there to do.

1:44:51

Well, you know, Haku

1:44:53

always had a reputation for being

1:44:56

ferocious outside the ring, in

1:44:58

a legit fashion. I think

1:45:01

that anybody that's fought in

1:45:03

their life... I mean,

1:45:05

I don't think

1:45:07

that when the ship goes

1:45:09

down, I guess it goes down. I

1:45:12

don't think you... There's

1:45:17

a picture of me sitting on Haku's lap drinking

1:45:19

a beer. I've seen

1:45:21

that. Yeah, it's like...

1:45:25

Is there anyone that would surprise me that

1:45:28

you've seen hold their own? Like did Harvey

1:45:30

Whippleman pull a guy's balls out of his

1:45:32

shorts and wrap them around his neck? I

1:45:34

was sitting there and it just came off

1:45:37

my quad tear and Goldberg

1:45:39

and Jericho got into it. And

1:45:42

Bill came at Chris and Chris

1:45:44

just fucking front face locked them. That

1:45:48

was it. I mean, there wasn't

1:45:51

a fucking punch thrown. I

1:45:54

didn't fucking... I just sat there. I didn't move. Because

1:45:58

the only thing that was going to happen to me was I was going to fucking... can

1:46:00

tear something else. I just nowadays

1:46:02

that front face lock would have made all the

1:46:05

wrestling news and they might have aired

1:46:07

it on TV as part of the

1:46:09

team angle. That front face lock actually

1:46:12

made me lose my hell in the cell match

1:46:14

against Triple H. Because you were sworn up from

1:46:16

C. Yeah, it's just that I'd never fucking recovered.

1:46:19

So I mean I should

1:46:21

have beat Triple H. I had him beat.

1:46:23

I hit him with my finish.

1:46:25

I just couldn't fucking finish him fast enough

1:46:28

because I witnessed that fucking front face lock

1:46:30

in the locker room. Right, you were broken

1:46:32

up from it. So Jericho's fault. Exactly.

1:46:35

Fucking bully. DNY,

1:46:38

what up fellas? Hey big man, the

1:46:40

click always seemed like a good time.

1:46:42

But I always wondered, was, is there

1:46:44

any member who doesn't take

1:46:46

jokes as good as the rest of

1:46:48

you and who was the

1:46:51

biggest jokester between you guys? Good question.

1:46:53

You don't fucking rib guys in their car.

1:47:00

Well maybe not a rib. What about just...

1:47:02

I don't

1:47:04

know. I used to fucking

1:47:06

blaze by exit after exit once Scott

1:47:08

said he had to piss. Oh

1:47:12

fuck, I'm sorry you had to piss

1:47:14

don't you? See that's a perfect example.

1:47:16

Yeah, I would always do that because

1:47:18

you knew fucking once Scott fucking broke

1:47:20

that fucking head bladder. Baby

1:47:23

bladder was stopping every seven miles.

1:47:25

We would never have gotten anywhere.

1:47:27

I remember

1:47:30

we stopped up in

1:47:32

Wisconsin and

1:47:34

we pissed on

1:47:37

the side of the road and this

1:47:39

is why Scott was... everybody else would

1:47:41

just we pull over and

1:47:44

we would just piss on the side of the

1:47:46

road. But

1:47:48

you gotta... you know that's the same thing though

1:47:50

as you give the... you always drink

1:47:52

canned beer

1:47:55

because you can... you

1:47:58

would always see a rookie get... like

1:48:00

you go into the 7-Eleven or wherever

1:48:02

you're going to go get your beer

1:48:05

and you'll see a rookie come out with

1:48:07

fucking long necks and

1:48:10

you're like okay so

1:48:12

we get pulled over you're gonna take those empties

1:48:14

and put them up your ass go

1:48:17

back in a can so like why and

1:48:20

then they'll drive it along the road and then you

1:48:22

finish your beer in your hand to the co-pilot

1:48:24

and the co-pilot puts it on

1:48:27

the floor board stomps it and puts it

1:48:29

underneath until you get about ten of them

1:48:31

then you make sure nobody's behind it the

1:48:33

window goes down you toss

1:48:38

ten ten empty crush beers right that way

1:48:40

there at least the convicts got something to

1:48:42

pick up the next day so

1:48:46

you're kind of you know doing

1:48:49

some good who was the

1:48:52

was there one of you that was more

1:48:55

of a jokester than the others say

1:48:59

pock pock was

1:49:01

probably that jokester

1:49:03

okay live audience questions

1:49:05

who's here our friends in the 11 soft

1:49:08

Club Dan up dyke let's make

1:49:10

Kev laugh Kev for anyone who does not

1:49:12

have peacock will you share the Chevy

1:49:14

Corsica travel story in Chattanooga with

1:49:17

stone cold I think was a

1:49:19

Lumina I think

1:49:21

it was a Chevy Lumina now

1:49:24

it was just we were traveling

1:49:26

from I think Atlanta Chattanooga or

1:49:28

Chattanooga than that we're dressed somewhere

1:49:31

I think it's wherever the road turns to 24

1:49:36

so 75 turns to 24

1:49:38

somewhere along there okay and

1:49:42

I'm like on two wheels in this

1:49:44

Lumina you know

1:49:48

if I could Steve just like

1:49:50

real just stone

1:49:52

cold looks

1:49:54

over at me guys goddamn man

1:49:57

too slow fuck down he says you get I Obviously

1:50:00

you got way more fucking confidence in this piece

1:50:02

of shit than I do.

1:50:05

And I was just like, yeah, like what

1:50:07

the fuck am I doing, man? I'm

1:50:10

driving this thing like it was fucking petty.

1:50:15

Very good. Thank you, Dan. Who else is

1:50:17

in the house here? Let's get some more folks here. Jennifer

1:50:20

A. Did you see the big Detroit

1:50:22

sign they put up for the NFL

1:50:24

draft event? There

1:50:30

it is on... Let's look at

1:50:32

some of the fucking houses behind

1:50:34

it there. Pretty

1:50:37

sweet there. Can we just pull that up? Can

1:50:39

we zoom into one of those? Yeah, can we

1:50:41

just zoom into it? Is that one boarded up

1:50:44

there? No,

1:50:46

I think it's just... That

1:50:49

might not be bad, that white one is a nice little...

1:50:51

The first time my son was old enough to realize, you

1:50:53

go up and down 94, and he's like, oh, I'm

1:51:00

94, and he was just like,

1:51:04

why does every house, I've been on fire.

1:51:10

He tried for like a mile and a half

1:51:12

and every house has been burned. I'm fucking bombed

1:51:14

out. I don't

1:51:17

know, man. I remember one of the things, I've

1:51:19

said this a billion times, but it's

1:51:21

when the internet first started coming out and

1:51:24

I was pissing around with it one night.

1:51:27

And it

1:51:29

had a picture of Hiroshima and

1:51:32

it showed a picture of ground zero

1:51:34

the day after the atomic bomb. And

1:51:38

it showed the picture of it now with

1:51:40

this, it looks like Shanghai with a sphere

1:51:42

and unbelievable. And

1:51:45

then they showed 1968 Detroit. And

1:51:48

then today. And then today, and it was like, nothing.

1:51:54

But Detroit has made a comeback. I mean, this

1:51:57

is... Yeah,

1:51:59

but Flint is saying... Is Flint still

1:52:01

a mess? Yeah, yeah.

1:52:03

I mean, you know, when

1:52:08

every car in basically the world

1:52:12

was built in Detroit when I was a kid and, you

1:52:15

know, when

1:52:21

you lose that, you know, we had a

1:52:23

million people in Detroit. I think Detroit was

1:52:25

this, when I was a kid, I think

1:52:27

Detroit was the sixth largest city in

1:52:30

America. Uh,

1:52:35

Peter D. Locker room etiquette apparently is

1:52:37

that when a wrestler arrives, they shake

1:52:39

the hands of all the other wrestlers.

1:52:41

Is this for real? What if I'm

1:52:43

a jobber and you're talking with Triple

1:52:45

H and HBK, do I really walk

1:52:47

up and shake your hand at that

1:52:49

time? What

1:52:55

is with that locker room etiquette? What's the proper

1:52:57

thing to do? Here I am

1:52:59

on my first night in the company.

1:53:01

It's just changed so much. It's changed

1:53:03

so much throughout the

1:53:05

years. I

1:53:11

mean, it used

1:53:13

to be fucking, you know, you do the,

1:53:17

the little things like, yeah, you

1:53:19

know, like, brother, we're smart. We

1:53:22

can work. Brother, I'm lighting some ladies of

1:53:24

feather. Brother, brother, I got my shit in

1:53:26

the kid. I got my shit in the

1:53:28

Trisanka. Brother, I can work his iller. I

1:53:31

work his iller for his brother. And then

1:53:35

I, I just,

1:53:39

because it's me, I, I've

1:53:41

said, I walked in the locker room and

1:53:43

I was just gassed with the gills and

1:53:45

I shook everybody's hand like you would at

1:53:47

the construction site. I

1:53:49

shook their hands like a dude. They'd

1:53:51

be like, oh

1:53:55

my God, he's not smart. And they

1:53:59

would just, Oh, he's gonna do

1:54:01

the I didn't yeah, I just think hey,

1:54:03

boom Cranston

1:54:11

And Cranston, how you doing

1:54:15

got you tonight What

1:54:18

kind of shit you like to do while I'm pounding on

1:54:20

you Did you ever

1:54:22

take offense to how anybody came into the dressing

1:54:24

room? In your career anybody

1:54:26

ever do it wrong. Whatever that wrong would

1:54:28

have been at the time Remember when when

1:54:30

when like Jindrak

1:54:33

and Sanders and that whole like natural

1:54:35

born thrillers. I remember I walked in

1:54:37

we were I think we were wrestling

1:54:39

in Atlanta and

1:54:41

I put my bag on

1:54:44

the chair in front of the Like

1:54:47

the it was like a you know, lock or

1:54:49

stall that was open like a sports thing But

1:54:51

I put my bag on

1:54:54

top of the chair and the chair was backed against it.

1:54:56

I Walked

1:54:58

in there. Jindra X bag was in the fucking

1:55:00

locker My bag

1:55:02

was on the floor And

1:55:05

you know your bags aren't you nobody has

1:55:07

tags on their bag, especially your work bag

1:55:10

You know, you fucking take that thing with you everywhere I'm

1:55:13

like, and I just so I

1:55:15

went across just sat like across And

1:55:19

I was like working with those guys at

1:55:21

the time. I'm like Fuck

1:55:24

move my bag and walks Jindra.

1:55:26

I Said fucking greenhorn

1:55:28

Jesus Christ. It's one thing you fucking

1:55:30

still throw on left-handed clothes lines. I

1:55:34

Said don't fuck I said God man. I said

1:55:36

better. Thank God. It's you you're my buddy. I

1:55:40

Like you I said man. I said Then

1:55:42

it was somebody else I said fucking you would it

1:55:44

you would have before the night was over I said

1:55:46

you would have fucking shit in your bag I Cause

1:55:52

for another memo from the corporation's really

1:55:54

don't defecate in anyone's hat or bag

1:55:58

Let's clean it up here with the audio Jen

1:56:00

Vargo, can I get a happy retirement? Knew

1:56:03

it was coming but glad to get away

1:56:06

from two. So you

1:56:08

retired? Jen? This

1:56:13

is an auspicious moment if this is the case.

1:56:16

Happy retirement if that's it. Happy

1:56:18

retirement. Do something productive with your

1:56:21

retirement. Don't wait to die for

1:56:23

God's sake. My sister-in-law has got

1:56:25

two weeks left with Little

1:56:28

Caesars. All

1:56:31

right. That's my sister's birthday yesterday.

1:56:34

Oh she appreciates all the all the

1:56:37

traffic we gave them in the early

1:56:39

years debating the square pie up

1:56:41

in Detroit style Baba. Still

1:56:44

goes on. Who

1:56:47

else from the house? Humberto Ramos. Have

1:56:49

you guys heard of the Yuba

1:56:52

County Five? There's an episode on Netflix

1:56:54

on a show called Files

1:56:56

of the Unexplained. It happened super

1:56:58

close to where I live back in the

1:57:01

70s. Files of the

1:57:03

UFO type thing?

1:57:05

I don't know. I'll have to look. Oh

1:57:07

I'm glad this this is great. So

1:57:10

my wife's totally

1:57:12

in everything aliens.

1:57:14

Illegal aliens or you're

1:57:16

talking about space aliens?

1:57:18

Space aliens. Okay. So

1:57:24

as I stated earlier

1:57:26

because I've just completely bugged

1:57:29

the fucking television at all

1:57:31

times. I

1:57:34

had a friend of mine come over the other day and the

1:57:36

women were in the front room and

1:57:39

I gave him a little of the Prime

1:57:42

Key Lime mixer

1:57:44

cocktail. Little buddy system and

1:57:47

he says to me he goes because

1:57:50

he's retiring. He's a

1:57:52

retired teacher and he's like so

1:57:54

I'm pissing in a

1:57:56

bottle. This

1:57:59

is fucking This is tight too because it's

1:58:01

an ebbion bottle. So I

1:58:04

got like zero. You didn't get a wide

1:58:06

mouth? No, I mean I'm

1:58:08

just directing the urine into

1:58:11

this fucking... I

1:58:13

feel like Alexander fucking... was it

1:58:15

Monday? Takes a thief? Was

1:58:19

it Robert Wagner? Was it Takes a thief?

1:58:22

Maybe, yeah. To catch a

1:58:24

thief. Did it take a thief? Who

1:58:27

was it? It was a series. Was

1:58:30

it to catch a thief? Wasn't that the part?

1:58:34

Maybe. I don't know. How'd you do?

1:58:36

Getting no spillage? We good? Um...

1:58:41

I mean, when's the cleaning woman come?

1:58:44

Can you think ahead? There you go. You got a roll? Yeah,

1:58:48

a little spillage here,

1:58:50

but I mean very, very... All

1:58:52

you motherfuckers out there that watch all

1:58:55

these wrestling podcasts on these networks, there

1:58:58

is no show as

1:59:00

wonderful as this one for

1:59:03

the type of reality that you're getting

1:59:05

right now. A little bit of this.

1:59:09

But for

1:59:12

a pretty good fucking dosage. Jesus

1:59:14

Christ, and that's small. Look at

1:59:16

the opening on that. Either

1:59:19

you have a piss-pop cock or you have very good

1:59:21

aim. I spent my

1:59:23

life fucking driving up and down a road. Right.

1:59:26

But you had cans. No,

1:59:29

but you got a Gatorade bottle. You got the

1:59:31

Gatorade bottle for it. I remember the thing with

1:59:34

me always was once I

1:59:36

started drinking beer, you give me a

1:59:38

Gatorade bottle, I got a pinch, roll

1:59:41

down the window, dump, because

1:59:43

I pissed more than a quarter easy.

1:59:47

So, what is

1:59:49

this thing here? This

1:59:51

is a 33. 33.8

1:59:53

ounces. And

1:59:56

you're about what, 3 fourths to the top

1:59:58

there? Oh shit, man. I'm

2:00:01

right to right to

2:00:03

there. That's like the me of the body. That's

2:00:06

probably three ounces left. That's probably a 30 ounce piss

2:00:08

with Miners

2:00:11

Village. We're giving YouTube a

2:00:14

new challenge this week. It's

2:00:16

not gonna be the singing

2:00:19

and the wrestling ring they're gonna have

2:00:21

to go after. Go ahead, please continue.

2:00:23

So he asked me what

2:00:25

my bucket list was. I said,

2:00:27

dude, I lived my bucket list. I said,

2:00:30

there's no place I want to go. Nothing I want to do.

2:00:32

He goes, you know. I said, I'd like to

2:00:34

go to the gym and I like to watch TV. That's what

2:00:38

I like to do. No

2:00:41

place you want to go. Like,

2:00:44

no. Because like when I went to every

2:00:47

place when I was a nobody and was

2:00:50

playing basketball and I went to the

2:00:52

pyramids, I said, you do

2:00:54

realize now if no matter, I tell my wife

2:00:56

this, like, we'll go on a

2:00:58

vacation. I said,

2:01:01

there's no place we can't, because it's

2:01:03

been like this for years. I don't

2:01:05

care where you go. There's

2:01:07

no place you can go that you're

2:01:10

not going to get fucked with on

2:01:14

this planet. I

2:01:17

mean, maybe Easter Island, but I'm not

2:01:19

going to fucking Easter Island. You mean

2:01:21

you specifically from being recognized? Yeah, you're

2:01:24

gonna get fucked with. And

2:01:27

it's, you know, I can't put a baseball cap on.

2:01:29

That doesn't fucking work. You

2:01:32

know, it's like you're still fucking six

2:01:34

foot ten or six seven, I

2:01:36

mean, or six three, whatever height you want

2:01:38

me to be if you're smaller than me

2:01:40

and got a problem with it. All

2:01:43

I know is I've got a duck to give those

2:01:46

through a six, eight door

2:01:48

or some. But anyway,

2:01:51

we were watching these different alien

2:01:54

shows and it was a really fascinating

2:01:56

show about Up

2:02:00

until 1940, there was no such thing

2:02:02

as A negative blood. There

2:02:13

was no negative, like, I'm

2:02:15

A negative RH factor. And

2:02:19

that's like, that's like, that blood

2:02:21

basically started in 40 and also

2:02:23

like green eyes. So

2:02:29

I'm A negative, which

2:02:31

is 6% of the people on

2:02:34

the planet have A

2:02:36

negative RH factor blood,

2:02:38

and 2% have green

2:02:40

eyes. So

2:02:45

we're watching this, and my wife goes to me, she

2:02:48

goes, and they're saying how the

2:02:50

people that, the majority of these people

2:02:52

are fucking people that have been abducted

2:02:54

at some point. And

2:02:59

there was this one story

2:03:01

where the person that was abducted woke up like

2:03:04

3,000 miles from where

2:03:06

they were abducted. And

2:03:11

it was like they woke up and they had no idea that

2:03:13

they'd been gone 18 months or whatever at

2:03:16

the time. It was like a significant amount

2:03:18

of time. Had no idea where they'd been.

2:03:20

No idea. So

2:03:25

who fucking

2:03:27

knows? I don't

2:03:29

remember fourth grade very much. But

2:03:32

I think the blood and the

2:03:34

eye color just give

2:03:37

further evidence of the Borg

2:03:39

Genesis status. I

2:03:41

think so. That and

2:03:44

the fact that I don't train shoulders and my shoulders

2:03:46

grow. So those two things.

2:03:50

I should remind everyone that click this is a

2:03:52

production of Butch and Sundance Media produced in association

2:03:54

with podcasts created by Tristan Nash, Kevin Nash, and

2:03:56

Sean Oliver. Produced by Steve Kaufmann. Graphics by Dominic

2:03:58

D'Angelo. Title sequence and audio by Wesley Burl. team

2:04:01

song by Dale Oliver technical research by Trista

2:04:03

Nash copyright 2024 much in Sundance

2:04:05

Media Cav you want to do another one depends

2:04:09

if I get the Serbian film or not you

2:05:00

you All

2:06:02

answer. All

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answer. All

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answer. All

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answer. All

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answer. All

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answer.

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