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you. I'm
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trying to do that CT replacement and apparently
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in Spain the C is more like a
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C. Sheik's closing
2:14
move was the camel clutch. Fuck
2:18
that thing up for me, go ahead. The
2:21
camel clutch. Yes.
2:23
Horrendous. Click
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this, Kevin Ash podcast. He's Kevin, I'm Sean. Nobody
2:30
knows what we're talking about. Not a thing.
2:32
Well, that's why I had to fill everybody
2:34
in that the C and the C in
2:37
Spain, Steve did a little traveling and we
2:39
were trying to pronounce the C as if
2:41
we were in Madrid and
2:44
the chic apparently because everything's better when
2:46
you do it as the chic. Tamara
2:49
and I have been watching Homeland
2:52
because she didn't watch it
2:55
for some reason when it came out. We're
2:57
talking billions. Yeah. Okay.
3:00
Yeah. I think
3:02
his name's
3:06
Damian Lewis and where were the, it was like,
3:08
oh, it's I think it's season one or
3:11
season two when he's going to put the
3:13
suicide vest on and
3:15
they got
3:18
a sniper that caused a diversion. They push everybody in
3:20
the room and he's going to blow
3:22
up the
3:24
vice president and everybody else, but
3:27
he can't get suicide vest to work. And
3:31
so our suicide
3:33
vest, if we ever determine that we're going
3:35
to not do the
3:37
show anymore, will be that chic.
3:45
We'll end our show with that and then that'll be it.
3:48
In going through videos to use for our
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special segments, I came across a chic video
3:52
when he came over to Howard Stern. Vial
3:57
language. tinged
4:01
and Yeah, so that would be that
4:04
would be the end of the broadcast It does
4:06
that play button with you see if you see
4:08
that that means fucking it's suicide
4:10
bomb. That means run Run
4:13
it's like it's like, you know Aknaud
4:16
in the seat next to you in
4:18
December of 2001 when you
4:20
had to fly it was I'm getting off
4:22
this fucking point Oh, I remember I should
4:25
get on the plane right after 9-11 and
4:27
man it like freaking everybody All
4:30
said not gonna first class. I'm like Shit
4:36
goes down It's
4:38
gonna take a lot of box cutters to take that big
4:40
fucking on I was
4:42
I was doing a film
4:44
with and and one of the actors was telling
4:47
me they just flown and the
4:49
guy he was sitting next to Was
4:56
The They
4:59
were talking about dogs so that he befriended
5:01
the guy and whatever and a woman
5:05
was having a medical episode a
5:07
few rows forward and The
5:11
guy was kind of like freaking out like he wanted
5:13
to help or whatever and he couldn't and Turns
5:16
out at the end of the flight. He
5:18
tells my friend He's
5:21
like, I'm sorry. It got a little weird. He said
5:23
I'm I'm the air marshal for this flight and I'm
5:26
not allowed to do anything when that
5:28
happens I guess because if
5:31
they do a diversionary tactic to
5:33
identify who runs up to help
5:36
The guy would have exposed himself. So
5:39
like he had to sit there and watch the choking
5:41
woman as a law enforcement officer Because
5:43
I guess they're trained not to do anything
5:45
but like hijacking type Well, they're
5:47
I mean you could always pick them out
5:49
because they had the family back on Which
5:53
you know was long gone to
5:55
have the you know, the concealed
5:57
weapon air marshals and Eric Simmons
6:00
And they also had the they
6:04
always brought a like a small
6:07
cooler with their food That
6:10
they put in their overhead. What was it?
6:13
They're food. Oh, it was food. I
6:15
know no is their food Like
6:18
they were you know, that's they didn't
6:20
have time to be fucking around, you know
6:22
in Popeyes or fucking Chick-fil-a's
6:26
line they had it, you know So
6:30
well you You flew
6:32
this week did do what did you think did
6:34
you have to declare that as a gift of
6:37
a of a rich donor? at
6:39
all like two more trips now, no, no, no,
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no, I And
6:47
I also did I Talked
6:49
some people in my sister's neighborhood
6:51
to not fly their
6:53
flag upside down So I
6:56
kind of covered all my bases How's
7:00
Detroit as you remembered
7:03
Not as hot as you wanted. I know that
7:06
oh man. It was cold as fuck there it
7:09
was he was kind of night was so we
7:11
got in Thursday and It
7:15
got cold And
7:17
then Friday we just kind of We
7:20
hung out I did a signing on Friday at
7:23
a sports memorabilia show and Then
7:29
we went out for dinner then Saturday was the
7:31
baseball game Sunday
7:33
was at my brother Mark's house. He lives out
7:36
in a lake He
7:38
just got like a 27 foot pontoon bow
7:40
with 150 Merc on it. So We
7:44
went out and I think that one
7:46
of the houses that it's actually for
7:48
sale and it's in dispute right now
7:50
But there's this big giant house on
7:53
the lake around the corner from his it was
7:56
the CEO of Chrysler's house Yeah,
8:00
it's like, oh would
8:03
you ever want a Second
8:06
home up in that in detail
8:08
not every time I go up there. Yeah, I'm zillowing
8:16
Real estate because now
8:18
I'd why I mean at this point in my
8:20
life, you know, like I Just
8:23
say it's so nice like we went
8:25
out the Sun broke on
8:27
Sunday We're just putzing around I was
8:30
talking to my niece and On
8:33
the front of the boat Aaron my
8:36
brother's daughter we were catching
8:38
up and It
8:41
was just so pleasant such a nice day the whole
8:43
family was out there and I
8:46
was just like man, this is so fucking but
8:48
I'm just thinking like could you imagine
8:50
like can you worry the night? with That
8:54
fucking hawk coming off that
8:56
fucking lake into your fucking like whoo
8:59
Cuz man the ocean when you when the ocean
9:01
in January gets sick, you know
9:05
If you're in Florida Kev, I'm
9:07
I know but fuck in
9:10
spring I Got
9:14
air conditioning. I'm not really him. I'm
9:16
not like really Michigan outdoorsman I
9:19
did I was looking at some
9:21
there were some loft spaces like
9:24
21 2200 two-bedroom loft spaces that are better
9:26
on the river That
9:28
are pretty nice But at the same
9:30
time the economy, you know, if we
9:33
actually did go into recession slash depression
9:36
That area would fucking get would get bombed hard
9:38
and then all of a sudden Be
9:41
like the Omega man trying to get you
9:43
to your crib before the Sun drop down
9:47
So but even in the rural, um Look
9:51
that little lake areas. No, we
9:53
want to lose man. It's fucked There's
9:56
so much traffic all the time
9:58
in Detroit And
10:01
it's just, it's just, it's a, you
10:03
know, I don't know what metropolitan Detroit is, four
10:05
or five million, I'm sure. So,
10:09
and on top of that, man, like, you know, people
10:13
that say, you know, Biden hasn't done anything with
10:15
infrastructure, that's the best of the rows of Ben
10:18
says I've been coming up there for the last
10:20
15 years. I think
10:22
that's the one thing they give them, Kev. I
10:24
don't think the infrastructure bill is hard to argue with.
10:26
So I think that's the one. It
10:28
was bipartisan on top of that. Yeah. You
10:31
know? I think he's covered there.
10:34
But I guess one
10:37
of the things somebody sent me
10:40
a message today that during
10:42
the G7 summit, I
10:44
guess you wandered off.
10:50
I saw there was some video of
10:52
him kind of like,
10:55
having a Mitch McConnell. Like,
10:57
dancing. Yeah, they were dancing and like
10:59
Kamala was dancing, her husband and Joe
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just kind of stood there smiling. Well,
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I'm driving today, Kevin, driving on, and
12:46
I, in the inner
12:48
city, let's call it. And,
12:51
uh, I'm very, I'm one
12:53
of these guys that's very aware of my surroundings.
12:55
So you like that too? Like I can't believe
12:58
my wife doesn't see shit sometimes. Like
13:00
I know everything that's going on around
13:02
me. Oh yeah. I've, yeah,
13:05
I'm, I'm, I'm beyond aware.
13:08
Yeah. I'm ready. You gotta
13:10
be ready. So I'm driving
13:12
and it's two way
13:15
street and on the sidewalk between,
13:17
and there's all parked cars between the parked
13:19
cars. As I'm driving, I catch a
13:22
woman is down on
13:24
the, on the sidewalk. Head
13:27
like on a step. It not a natural
13:29
down, not a kid laying
13:31
that it's not napping. No. So
13:34
I throw my car into, Hmm. I
13:37
can't quite, I, I get to a
13:39
driveway about six or
13:41
seven car lengths past that. And
13:44
I just kind of throw it double parked. So
13:46
I'm taking most of the lane, but there's another
13:48
oncoming lane. I throw my car and I
13:50
jump out and I run over there to make
13:52
sure, but I get right
13:55
on nine one one and, um, cause
13:57
it's, it's, I guess it's an overdose happening.
14:00
Maybe because she's still
14:02
breathing. She's limited responsive So
14:05
she's gonna need help. So I'm on the phone nine more and
14:07
by the way it rang 179
14:10
times before anyone answered it which did kid rock
14:12
answered finally and said it was a Polaris You
14:18
not seen the fucking the kid the kid rock like
14:20
a 911 call No
14:24
Go ahead. I'll follow up follow up with
14:27
that So they
14:29
I talked to them I give them the information like
14:31
okay We're gonna connect you with the with the with
14:33
the ambulance so then now it's ringing 47
14:36
times finally I get somebody now
14:39
there's a school across the street from me
14:41
which lets out and The
14:43
but you know the buses are picking kids up to
14:45
and stuff So then
14:47
now becomes a traffic jam and I
14:49
can hear and see the ambulance and
14:51
it's so far down And
14:54
it can't there's nowhere for the cars to go. It can't get
14:56
anywhere So it's trying
14:58
it's on the sidewalk. It's in driver. It's
15:01
zoom like Wiggling in
15:03
and out of traffic to get down like Jesus
15:05
Christ like if this if
15:07
this is you know life or death This is gonna
15:09
be bad. So far they come I give the guy
15:12
the thumbs up. He jumps out
15:14
I see so I gotta go down to my
15:16
car. I left it unattended my keys were in
15:18
and everything I Get
15:21
down in my car come the traffic
15:23
was because I was blocking the road The
15:27
fucking woman would have expired Would I
15:30
called 911 but I also single-handedly
15:32
prevented them from getting to her see what
15:34
I this is what this is what I?
15:37
I used to watch the coyotes when I
15:39
lived in Phoenix And they
15:41
would fucking they would go out and they would
15:44
lay one of their Females would
15:46
lay down like it was injured and
15:49
fucking the dog would go over and then they'd flank
15:51
it and eat the dog So
15:53
that fucking woman down number one. I'm not
15:56
touching anybody. I ain't touch her. I
15:58
know I I can make
16:00
that 911 call in the car. Because
16:05
once you get out and fucking, there's
16:07
two guys waiting with fucking, you're
16:10
fucked. Luring me in, right?
16:12
Yeah, you're fucked. Okay,
16:15
could have done me. So that's not.
16:17
Could have done me. See, look at
16:19
Oksasai, you try to be a good Samaritan,
16:21
right? And then look what happens. In Germany
16:23
you get fucking, if you don't fucking help
16:25
somebody, there's a good Samaritan law, you're fucked.
16:28
Lisa used to be. Really?
16:32
Yeah, used to be. Good Samaritan
16:34
law. Is
16:36
the Kid Rock 911? The
16:38
Kid Rock 911 is just, it's
16:41
he's, I've listened to a
16:43
couple of different times because it's on Instagram, a
16:45
couple of other social media things. There's
16:49
a woman that at 911 said, I
16:51
can't understand you. I can
16:53
understand everything he's saying, crystal fucking
16:56
clear. So
16:58
the operator's saying she can't understand. I
17:00
can't understand you. He's like, send
17:04
a fucking ambulance.
17:08
Who was he calling for? He
17:11
was calling, I don't know who it was. I
17:14
couldn't tell if he was his sister or his
17:16
assistant. Somebody fucking had
17:18
a Polaris on top of him, which is a four
17:21
wheel drive. I think it
17:23
was his assistant. Steve says
17:25
it's his assistant. They had a Polaris on him.
17:28
I can see here. What
17:32
happened? I'm not gonna stop the fucking
17:34
officer. I had the goddamn
17:36
ambulance now. Sir, you yelling at
17:38
me is not gonna help the situation. I'm
17:41
just trying to figure out what's going on,
17:43
okay? This 911 dispatcher
17:45
should be fired for her last.
17:49
Okay. So he was able to
17:51
get the third Reich. I know, I can
17:53
hear you better now, yes. I'm the ambulance.
17:56
Okay, I have not yet because I don't know what's going on.
17:58
What is your name, sir? I'm
18:01
the ambulance now! Okay, tell me exactly
18:03
what happened. Where, bro? I don't know,
18:05
there's a police. My police is off the
18:07
driveway and looks to be dead. Okay.
18:12
The body lane, like this, right in
18:14
my... Okay, and I can't...
18:16
I need a f***ing ambulance!
18:19
Sir, I'm gonna send you an ambulance, but I'm
18:21
having a hard time hearing you. We need
18:23
the address. We need
18:25
the address. We need the address. Yeah, just say,
18:27
give me the address. That's freaking
18:29
out. People freak out when shit happens. Yeah,
18:31
it's just... So
18:37
other than that, good to see family, good to be home.
18:39
Yes. Detroit was good. Okay.
18:42
My sister and my
18:45
sister-in-law both retired this
18:48
weekend. That's past weekend. Is
18:50
your brother retired too? No,
18:53
he still works. Okay. He's
18:55
kind of... He's in the jewelry business,
18:57
so he's kind of... Goes
19:00
in like a day or two a week just to... You
19:03
know... Kind of keep
19:06
things running. Negotiate
19:08
diamonds. All
19:11
right, he's been involved in that. Is
19:14
there a diamond district in Detroit? No,
19:18
no. See,
19:20
Manhattan's diamond district. I'm gonna
19:22
draw a comparison. But instead, I'm gonna
19:25
talk about people that enjoyed our
19:27
show this weekend. Like the... I
19:29
did want to say this before we go any further. I
19:32
saw there was a top 10
19:34
most violent cities. And
19:37
it started off with like
19:39
Stockton and worked his way up. We
19:42
got to number three with St. Louis. I
19:45
think Memphis was in there, Birmingham, Alabama.
19:48
And I'm like, oh, fuck man. I
19:50
think Memphis was too. And
19:53
then, lo and behold, number one. They were
19:55
coming up one at a time. Number one,
19:57
Detroit. I'm like, are we ever going to
19:59
not... That's
20:01
a title you've held pretty consistently.
20:03
Going on 65 years. Kevin,
20:09
that colostrum you're swigging down there. I see commercials
20:11
for it now. I don't know if they were
20:13
always on and I just never paid attention. No,
20:15
man. We talked about this, but so
20:20
results in some fine blood work and
20:23
abstinence from alcohol can help.
20:26
Yes. I've had
20:28
his three month blood work. My three month
20:30
blood work. My
20:35
glucose is 115, but this blood
20:37
was taken at 408. 413,
20:40
or 408. Yeah, 413. 413,
20:44
right. Yeah, so my
20:46
blood was taken. I've
20:48
had several meals, so I'm really not worried about
20:50
my glucose being 115 after my third
20:53
or fourth meal. One
20:56
is a lot of these things
20:59
that like that. What is
21:01
bun? You don't have bun in the family.
21:04
Bun and the creatine. That has a
21:06
lot. Like those will
21:08
spike because of protein consumption, but
21:11
they're like I'm 24 and 217
21:14
is high and then I'm 24
21:16
and 25, so I'm not worried
21:18
about that. My
21:21
AST and my ALT, which are
21:24
your liver enzymes, they were
21:26
60 and 70 and now
21:29
they're 38 and So
21:36
obviously your liver can rejuvenate
21:38
itself because mine's kicking motherfucking
21:40
ass. You can. Like fatty
21:42
liver you can reverse and
21:44
I guess alcohol liver,
21:46
whatever you'd call that. So there's an
21:48
actual liver condition called
21:51
NASH. I
21:55
don't know whether to laugh or not. No,
21:57
is it true? I looked up when I was...
22:00
Looking up I was like oh geez what's
22:02
the chance of me having that you have
22:04
Cabernet grapes in your I don't
22:06
know what it is It's just some Nash
22:08
syndrome or some shit, but then my triglycerides
22:10
were 85 Anything
22:13
below 150 is good Total
22:16
cholesterol 123 I ate a fucking
22:18
shitload eggs to 200 I
22:21
was HDL
22:24
43 anything above 40 is good and then my
22:26
LDL Was 63 anything
22:28
a hundred is good in my cholesterol
22:30
to HDL ratio. It needs to be
22:32
less than 5.0 mine was 2.9. I See
22:37
reactive protein was like fucking nothing.
22:40
So I Got
22:42
a good do my man. I got a
22:44
look at my night. You remember my here
22:46
we go triglycerides Non-alcoholic Nash is a liver
22:49
condition that occurs when fat builds up in
22:51
the liver So
22:53
what's the difference in that in fatty liver
22:56
or is that fatty liver? It's it's fat,
22:58
but it's a non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, right?
23:04
Obviously not named after you if it's not alcohol So
23:08
yeah, my wife had a reading once
23:11
a couple years ago that said, you
23:13
know fatty liver numbers And she's like
23:15
strict diet for like four
23:17
or five months. She went in and she
23:19
had reversed it entirely So I guess the
23:21
liver I guess the lesson for all y'all
23:23
today is that the liver is responsive to
23:25
diet Rather than I mean, but
23:28
it's one of those deals man. You can't fuck around. I
23:30
mean your liver, you know Everything
23:33
you put in your fucking mouth Put
23:36
in your body Go through your
23:38
liver Exactly And
23:43
your fucking kidneys
23:46
Hispanic causing panic I listened to
23:48
the pod at one point five
23:50
speed I've been listening to Sophia
23:52
sped up every week and it has such
23:54
an uplifting feel to it I've
23:57
only ever known T at his best. He's become
23:59
part of all of our lives his
24:01
song is my official start to my week
24:04
love to read those he had a birthday he
24:07
did he
24:10
did yesterday 12
24:12
yeah um
24:19
he didn't have a birthday I mean it would it
24:21
were you know we know it would have been he
24:23
would have been 28 you know I was really just
24:26
I woke up I
24:29
was just like oh fuck it
24:31
was like 10 and I didn't
24:33
hear there was no movement
24:35
in the house I'm just like okay nobody's moving
24:39
and I'm like fuck so
24:42
I just
24:45
yelled I said you up she said no I said
24:50
all right so
24:52
how are you she said eh so
24:56
I walked in there I said on the end of the bed
24:58
and I just looked at her I said I said I always
25:00
try to I
25:04
do what I try to do in life
25:06
is you try to find like that silver lining
25:09
and I said we're
25:14
blessed for the simple fact
25:17
that we got to both witness
25:19
his first heartbeat and
25:21
his last wrist
25:24
I said that's very rare so
25:28
I said you know he could have been wrapped
25:30
around a tree someplace he could have got you
25:32
know like there's a lot of it I mean
25:34
we just we were there and there
25:36
was a reason we were there because you know
25:40
he wanted us to
25:42
know he that was
25:45
so I I I never
25:47
considered that aspect of it in in
25:49
all of of our dealing with this
25:51
together but
25:53
I don't know Kevin that I wouldn't
25:58
be haunted I
26:03
just...it's so hard to say, I can't put myself
26:05
in someone's shoes because this is such an extreme
26:08
situation but... But
26:13
you're saying, and you can be the
26:15
authority in the room right now, you're
26:17
saying that it was a closure
26:23
for you and Tamara rather than a haunting
26:25
memory. It's still haunting
26:27
because I looked right in his eyes.
26:30
I was the last thing he
26:32
saw before his eyes rolled
26:34
back and he blacked
26:36
out. So I mean I know that I'm the last
26:38
thing he saw, which to me,
26:40
to a degree, because he was reaching for
26:42
me. At least
26:44
I was there. In
26:49
his mind, Dad was
26:52
there. So it's
26:56
always going to haunt
26:58
me. It's going to haunt me because
27:00
I didn't have
27:04
a problem with him having a beer before
27:07
he was of legal age.
27:11
I didn't...I don't
27:14
drink beer, so there's never
27:16
beer in the house. But I
27:19
would have it for...if we had
27:21
Christmas or Super Bowl or something,
27:23
he grabbed a beer. You're
27:25
not 21! Well,
27:30
are you...do you blame yourself for stuff? I
27:38
fucking drank when I was 12 years old. I smoked pot.
27:44
And did you really...I mean, no one thinks that telling your
27:46
kids don't touch a beer makes them not touch a beer
27:48
when they're on a cool way. Somebody's...because
27:53
I posted a picture of me
27:55
and my wife and my son. T's young
27:57
and T's in separate grade. And
28:00
I said, man, if I could just play this over from
28:02
here. And they
28:04
were like, whoa, would you stop
28:06
him from drinking? Dude,
28:10
you don't think I try to get
28:12
Scott to stop drinking? Like, the only
28:14
way you can possibly stop somebody from
28:16
drinking is to confine them.
28:20
Because people
28:22
that want people... People
28:25
don't understand anything about addiction.
28:30
It's just like... And
28:32
then you just... I'm not even gonna... And
28:35
it was... Whoever
28:37
sent it, I don't know if
28:39
they meant it in a
28:42
loving way, but fuck, I don't know.
28:44
So I just... I don't
28:47
have time to fucking process your bullshit.
28:50
You know, I just... I put shit on there because
28:52
I know that there's a lot
28:54
of... There was one person
28:56
that was saying how they... They
29:03
had lured in a coke and I just said, well,
29:05
you know... I started and I read,
29:07
it was just like their parents had gotten killed
29:09
in a
29:11
car wreck. And
29:14
I'm like, wow. Because that
29:16
to me is... That's
29:18
the one you don't rebound from. Because
29:23
you don't... I mean, I
29:25
know that when my kid passed, he
29:28
was in no pain. And
29:31
that's the thing. Was he... When
29:35
your child passes, was
29:37
he in pain? Was he scared? Like,
29:41
those are the things that would haunt me. He
29:44
wasn't scared. He wasn't afraid. He knew his
29:46
dad was there. And
29:50
for that, I mean, it's like a blessing. Gotcha.
29:53
Not losing my kid by any means, but to
29:55
be able to process that and go, was
29:58
he in pain? No, because I
30:00
point, once we got him to the
30:02
ICU, I told the doctor if I can get him fentanyl.
30:06
I don't want, I want the fucking transition. He's not
30:08
going to make it. You're telling me he's not going
30:10
to make it. His organs
30:12
are shutting down. Let the
30:14
transition be as fucking seamless
30:16
as possible. You
30:19
know? When you pointed that out
30:22
to Tamara, does
30:24
she, does she feel similarly?
30:27
No. She's a mom. I
30:30
didn't carry Tristan for nine months in
30:32
my stomach. Yeah. No,
30:37
I'm just, I don't think any man, that's
30:39
my whole thing with this, the
30:42
whole pro-life thing. Pro-life, pro-choice.
30:48
We don't, we don't get a vote. It's
30:52
not our body, you know? Like
30:55
they have such a different perspective and
30:57
a different, just
31:01
experience through the whole thing. Like
31:03
we're there to fucking make
31:05
the Mickey, the Willie Mays
31:07
polo grounds catch over
31:10
our shoulder. You know, we're there to fucking, all
31:13
right, you ready to cop the fucking, yeah, I'm
31:15
ready to cop, I'm ready. She's
31:18
just been doing fucking leg presses. It looked like fucking 2,000
31:20
pounds on it. Fucking
31:24
bowling ball just came out of her
31:26
vagina, but besides that, ah! Yeah.
31:31
Yeah. No.
31:34
28, he would have been, yes. He
31:38
would have been, yeah. And
31:41
well, happy birthday, T. He always,
31:44
because he was, he was so
31:46
afraid of that 27
31:48
club, because, oh God, I'm bad, and
31:51
he didn't make, he didn't make the 27 club, you know? And
31:54
I used to say like Morrison,
31:56
Hendrix, Amy Whitehouse, all those, yeah,
31:59
that whole 27 Club
32:01
I'm thinking fuck man
32:04
I think
32:08
Kurt Cobain too right yeah Instagram
32:14
a wrestling historian Kevin's time
32:16
as the WCW Booker should
32:19
be a click this
32:21
episode well it's a guest
32:23
Booker episode if you go to the
32:25
KC volt yeah but you know what
32:27
the thing is too though it's like when
32:29
you don't have creative control you're not
32:31
fucking the booker when
32:34
someone can go doesn't work for me brother
32:36
yeah you're not the Booker all
32:45
I'm doing is I'm the guy flicking
32:47
with my hand on the fucking rudder
32:50
you know
32:52
just kind of we'd already well we'd
32:55
already hit the iceberg you
32:57
know it's just at that point I mean everything I'm
32:59
just free the vessel well I'm just trying if I
33:01
can make it as you know keep it keep it
33:04
afloat as long as I can whether if I can
33:06
try to finish bok up on on
33:09
the main you
33:11
know the main deck so
33:14
we keep playing gentlemen I believe so
33:16
mm-hmm of
33:18
all the things they all
33:20
this predated reality television really I
33:23
guess there was some stuff maybe
33:25
what Osborne's maybe something survivor
33:27
maybe but god I
33:29
wish cameras were rolling for for all
33:31
these things that in
33:34
wrestling that are speculated about and
33:36
all these talking heads and pundits
33:38
and journalists that have
33:40
covered it just a couple of hundred
33:43
hours of the W stuff of Turner
33:46
CNN Tower in
33:49
you know what it's it's it's I
33:52
watched the vlog watch the first
33:54
two episodes
33:57
and it's still No
34:00
matter how you look at it,
34:04
it's like, I remember
34:06
what I'm saying. And
34:08
I'm saying on there,
34:10
here's this guy that looks like
34:12
a Greek God. Fucking
34:15
black trunks, black boots. I
34:18
mean, strong as a fucking ox, shoot
34:21
pro football player, all SEC.
34:25
I mean, like we got a
34:27
fucking stud. I said, and
34:30
then, and I say, Ben, you just fucking need
34:32
to get some skills. What
34:35
do they fucking put? Dude,
34:37
you need to get some skills. That's
34:40
the sound bite. They don't put
34:42
anything I put over Bill about
34:44
before that. You know,
34:46
it's still, and people don't understand it.
34:48
And they're just like, you know what,
34:50
man, I'm glad
34:53
that I took the demeanor. I did.
34:55
I got fucking stoned and I
34:58
did it kind of in character. I
35:03
just did it in character. Cause there's
35:05
a, there was the thing that popped
35:07
to me, the, the, the most last
35:09
episode that I said was cause
35:11
I, you know, like Eric's, I got walked in that,
35:13
you know, and there, and Eric was
35:16
putting up with a lot of shit from that other
35:18
tower. All those fucking cock
35:20
slaves that are fucking, you know, talk
35:23
slaves, please. Talk slaves
35:26
that are, uh, talking
35:30
on the thing. And I just, it
35:33
was, uh, you
35:35
know, Hey, we want me to help your book. You
35:37
want me to help. And
35:40
I said, in retrospect, they should
35:42
have said, Hey, you want to go to strip joint and
35:44
in retrospect, if I could, that should have been what I said.
35:47
Hey, you want to go strip joint. That
35:50
made the cut though. Sound
35:53
bite. Yeah. Cause my wife's like, I get
35:55
the fucking evil life of my wife. Why does it got to
35:57
be a strip joint? I dunno. It's good
35:59
enough. puts through school. Sons
36:03
of Sarek, Death of WCW is like
36:06
the Plinko board. You drop the puck
36:08
and at every pin it has a
36:10
choice to go left or right. At
36:12
the bottom there's just one panel that
36:15
says sell to WWF. The
36:17
evil stars aligned and that's where the puck
36:19
ended up. CK
36:23
2008, Abel, Shawn's
36:25
Pesci impression is fantastic.
36:28
Haha and on the
36:30
flip side of that, Lawrence Ritko says
36:32
Shawn Oliver should work on saying less.
36:36
That would be a hell of a
36:38
show with one person interviewing himself. Less
36:41
Pesci? Less Pesci maybe he meant
36:43
or maybe just less Shawn more Pesci as
36:45
you do it in character the whole time.
36:47
Maybe he missed the shoeshine boy thing, the
36:49
shoeshine guy that we got this week. Oh
36:51
Billy Bats, June 11th 1970. Give
36:59
me a little bit. You've been gone a
37:01
while. Is
37:04
he still alive Frank Vincent by the way? I don't think
37:06
so. He couldn't be right. I think it
37:09
was recently lost on there. It's
37:12
your fucking shinebox is that the scene
37:14
you're talking about? Yeah. It's your fucking
37:16
shinebox. Well Billy there's a lot of
37:18
people here you know. I'm kidding with
37:20
you. I've been away a long time.
37:22
I've been away six fucking years and
37:25
this kid fuck
37:27
kids like that in that ass. I fucked him in the can. I'm not
37:29
gonna break up my party. The
37:33
real Matt Kiefer. Let's
37:36
see. Okay yeah 2017. We lost Frank Vincent. Real
37:47
Matt Kiefer. It's not a recession. It's
37:50
a 43% increase on goods and
37:52
services i.e. inflation. I've heard that
37:54
somewhere. Problem hurting the blue-collar working
37:56
American. Citizen these days is inflated prices are
37:58
here to stay the same. new standard,
38:01
a cost of living. Absolutely. You know what
38:03
COVID did? I'll tell you what COVID did
38:06
in addition to what it
38:08
did to us. It showed corporate America
38:11
that we're willing to accept less
38:14
services, shittier options.
38:16
I steadfastly
38:21
argue that you are going to have
38:23
to order housekeeping at
38:25
hotels or just
38:27
deal with shoddy service in
38:31
the housekeeping area. Anyone in housekeeping can
38:33
tell me now how that's gone. I
38:35
guarantee you that there's been a half
38:37
reduction in staff since COVID and they
38:39
don't add it back. So
38:41
they know that we'll deal
38:43
with a reduction. Well, how
38:45
about this is one of my favorites, Sky
38:48
Clubs on Delta. So
38:52
now to get
38:54
status, it could be miles
38:57
and you would get bonus miles and
38:59
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
39:01
blah, blah, blah, blah. Now it's fucking
39:03
flat out. You need to spend $30,000
39:05
cash to become a diamond. There's no
39:07
shortcuts, nothing else.
39:12
You go to that Sky Lounge, Sky Club,
39:14
whatever the fuck you want to call it.
39:18
And they close those bitches
39:20
at nine o'clock and
39:22
there's 12 o'clock flights. So
39:24
for two hours with your
39:27
diamond status and 3 million miles,
39:29
you get to fucking walk around
39:31
like the night of the living
39:33
dead. So it's how much money
39:35
you spend on tickets. It's no longer how
39:38
many miles you fly. Nothing.
39:40
Wow. Nothing.
39:45
Remarkable. When
39:49
did that change? This
39:51
year. Wow. It's believable.
39:56
It's, you know, people just
39:58
going to have to watch their. Watch their
40:00
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40:02
do that, by the way. I'd just like to point that
40:04
out to everybody here. If
40:07
you don't know what I'm talking about
40:09
when I say rocket money, I'm just
40:11
going to tell you. Before we go,
40:14
can we wait on that? Because
40:16
Steve's putting that you can ... Yeah,
40:18
that's fine, but you don't get in. I'll
40:21
read for anyone. It says, purchase a Sky Club
40:23
membership. You can buy an annual membership to access
40:25
the Sky Club. It's a basic individual membership cost,
40:27
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40:29
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40:32
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40:34
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40:44
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40:48
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42:41
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42:43
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42:47
boys on the pole. The
42:49
thing was as I walked, when I first
42:52
walked out there with, like there's
42:54
a picture that I put on Instagram of Tamara
42:56
and I and like there's
42:58
nobody in the stadium. So,
43:02
but when you have a box
43:05
like you've got to get to the box
43:08
because you have to order, like
43:11
they give you menus and you have to order
43:13
all the shit that you're gonna put in the
43:15
box that day. So somebody had to do it.
43:17
So since I was driving with my
43:19
sister and I went
43:22
with Tam and
43:24
we did, you know, and people
43:26
are like, oh, what is this? Groat
43:28
Groot? What is
43:31
this? You know what? Fucking
43:33
you can hate on me
43:35
all you want. Like
43:38
fucking, like number one. I wouldn't
43:40
even think to troll that. The
43:43
minds of people are remarkable. Yeah.
43:45
And then just like, yeah, I'm
43:48
such a moron. I'm
43:51
just gonna sit here in
43:54
this luxury box with
43:56
lowlid jumping up and
43:58
Bill Freehan's arms in the
44:00
68 series,
44:03
big giant picture and a couple
44:06
of screens and your own
44:08
bathroom and yeah, I
44:10
just, I'm just, I'm just going to
44:13
just torture myself for an
44:15
extra two hours. So
44:17
my, my, my sister, sister-in-law
44:20
can get everything organized for the 14
44:23
people that are going to be in that box that day. Box
44:27
life is pretty sweet, bro. I'll tell you. My brother
44:29
told me, he said this, he said, this is it.
44:31
He said, I will not come to another ball game.
44:34
He said, I have been, I
44:36
have been so yes,
44:40
Dom, I'll go in and set
44:42
instead of the seventh inning stretch,
44:45
which I thought this was crazy.
44:48
You have the option to go down on
44:50
the field and blow robot. Jesus
44:52
Christ. You get that metallic taste though.
44:54
Yeah. You might think that's wet. Yeah.
44:58
Nightmares a whole bit, but, uh,
45:01
I think, I think it take me out
45:03
to the ball game. So, and
45:06
I got yelled at because I said, you
45:08
know, root, root, root,
45:10
root. And they all say the Tigers. I
45:12
said for the home team and
45:15
they, everybody in my family, looked at me like,
45:17
what, what
45:19
was your not fucking Detroit's
45:22
not your team. Roo
45:24
from the high gers. Cause I root, root,
45:27
root, root. I said, well, whatever I
45:30
said, the home team, I'm like, you
45:33
know, I got a fucking pink
45:35
breast, uh, Detroit
45:37
Tigers, uh, breast cancer
45:39
shirt on. You
45:42
know, we, uh, I caged
45:44
a few times. I did a
45:47
box at the track
45:49
at the mental and his racetrack right
45:52
above the, uh, of the
45:54
president's box, right, right above the, the finish
45:56
line. And you have your own
45:58
teller in there. One window in
46:01
the room, open
46:03
bar, of course, food, all that shit, private
46:05
room, seating down there for
46:07
like 20 or whatever, and your own
46:09
teller. So no lines, no walking, because
46:11
the track is like... And
46:14
the different levels of the track, it's kind
46:16
of like society. You don't want
46:18
to be downstairs. The downstairs area.
46:20
It's like the mezzanine. You got to
46:22
pay... I think it was like two bucks to
46:24
get to the mezzanine. There's
46:26
a level of parsing
46:29
out that
46:31
happens there. Generally, the people
46:33
who are... Help me.
46:36
They're downstairs. Then there's
46:38
the restaurants in the track, but then you can get
46:40
the boxes up at the top. When I was working
46:42
at Deutsche Bank, we get a bunch of people
46:44
together and get a box up at the top. And
46:46
my brother did that for me for
46:48
my bachelor party before we went to stilettos.
46:52
So I take them... It's a museum.
46:54
A male strip joint? It's a museum.
46:56
Let's see. Every
47:00
guy in there is Cox as
47:02
thin as a stiletto. Cox.
47:04
Cox. That's the way.
47:06
Just crew apparel design. It's pretty obvious
47:08
that players don't like Clark or are
47:10
jealous of the attention. What I don't
47:12
get is the person bringing more eyes
47:14
to the game has
47:17
already changed your transportation for the better
47:19
and hopefully will make more money for
47:21
the league, which in turn brings up
47:23
salaries. The hate makes no sense at
47:26
all. He's
47:28
commenting on the Caitlin Clark. Well, that was
47:30
like they were... So they were talking about
47:32
her being left off the Olympic team. And
47:37
the person from... It was
47:40
a female that was involved
47:42
in the Olympic committee selection.
47:45
And she goes, well, she's
47:47
not one of the 12 best players
47:49
in the WNBA. And
47:52
I'm sitting there going, and Christian
47:54
Leitner was the best NCAA
47:56
player. was
48:00
he was one of the best when he was on the fucking Olympic
48:02
team. Right,
48:05
that's saying, but I'm saying yeah. He
48:08
was on the first dream team. He
48:10
was fucking out of Duke. And like,
48:12
and Leitner was. Who was he drafted
48:14
to? Was it Minnesota? I feel like it's
48:17
Minnesota. I'm gonna say Minnesota. Yeah,
48:20
I mean he was a good fucking ballplayer.
48:24
Hey, our local guy Hurley turned down the
48:28
Lakers job. Did you see that? Yeah, fucking
48:30
three years ago he was fucking taking him.
48:32
The Browns are gonna be 40 next year.
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Cordova watching old WCW shows.
49:40
The Vince Russo, f**k
49:42
the Marx, Russo was cooking. The episode
49:45
of Grand Wizard Kevin Nash as Scott
49:47
Hall's manager had me howling. I had
49:49
to go back and find that because
49:51
I'd forgotten about that. Classic
49:56
Russo. Love.
49:59
Got a lot. That's
50:01
when they were no longer drug testing. What
50:05
do you want me to do? I'll be right
50:07
back. Take a car ride. I'll be right back.
50:09
Well, that's
50:13
you. Vince was straight
50:15
as an arrow, right? Yeah, no, I've never
50:17
touched anything. Oh, he sounded like a good
50:20
idea to you. It did when
50:22
I came back. You
50:25
didn't just go to the top row of the bleach? No,
50:28
that was when we were... I think
50:32
Conan and Barry's are saying that when they
50:34
fired kid me and Scott stopped helping. Didn't
50:37
give any ideas anymore. Don't
50:39
you imagine that? You
50:42
also, if my chapter is
50:44
correct in my book
50:47
I'm working on with one of your friends, Eric
50:50
was put in a closed room with
50:52
you and Scott and kind of
50:56
pinned in a corner maybe? Something like
50:58
that. Circled the desk maybe? Maybe took
51:00
your watch off? It
51:04
was all for effect. Just flat on
51:06
our boy back. Exactly.
51:09
Then he goes... I mean, he
51:12
went back and probably can
51:14
definitely... That was one of the things
51:16
that... One
51:19
of the effective negotiation strategies? No,
51:21
but that didn't help the fact
51:23
that we were... I
51:27
would say it expediated our death. Taking
51:31
somebody that was as talented
51:33
and as versatile as he
51:36
was. Well
51:39
you were emotionally invested,
51:42
not Sean's part. Well
51:44
we were emotionally invested because the five of us
51:46
made a pact and we kept it. Yeah.
51:49
And that just... I mean, you're talking about...
51:52
You can say whatever the fuck you want
51:54
to about that business and we're liars
51:56
and we're thieves. The clique wasn't. We took
51:58
care of each other. question
52:01
for you. Yes. If the rocks
52:03
production company, what's it called again? Seven
52:06
bucks. Seven, right. If
52:09
they came to you and
52:12
said doing another four-parter life
52:15
and death of the clique. There's
52:17
no death. What's the death? The
52:23
separation. All right, life of the
52:25
clique, whatever, fine. Yeah, and then
52:29
fucking on
52:31
the what the third day fucking Paul comes
52:34
on up the cross and runs the company.
52:40
What a loss for us. The other
52:42
guys run NXT. Does Paul participate?
52:47
Huh? What's
52:51
the upside? For
52:54
him. Yeah. What's the upside for any of
52:56
us? Well,
53:01
if you're happy with how this series is
53:03
done and you can look at it as
53:06
like if everyone in
53:08
the company, Vice and Rocks company, if
53:10
they treat it well and you think
53:13
that it's a comprehensive and accurate and
53:15
entertaining series and you could have that
53:17
be the definitive word on
53:22
your friends. I'm
53:24
giving it a fucking two
53:27
and a half stars right now. Ooh.
53:32
Got two episodes left, bro. Yeah,
53:34
they better. Because
53:39
I mean, I was then again, like
53:41
I didn't realize like everybody would come
53:44
back with like and
53:47
I'll just have to the only reference I can
53:49
make to is to think they must have been
53:51
blowing some robots. They got a bitter metallic taste
53:54
in their mouths. Just
53:57
there's some bitter fucking pitch. Oh
54:00
yeah, well sure. Damn man. Like
54:03
I just keep making reference to the fact that
54:05
fucking I got paid, my check pal is like...
54:09
I recall it being a job. Am
54:11
I the only one? Well
54:14
you know the thing Kev is that your
54:17
position in that time,
54:19
you were in an
54:21
advantageous position. Because
54:24
you guys going over there got the
54:26
ball rolling and
54:28
no one forgot that over there. So
54:31
you guys were treated as the... you
54:33
know, you were magic and Kareem and
54:37
worthy and you know. So
54:39
that's a good place to be. But if you're... I'm
54:42
trying to pick someone off the bench in 1987 for the Lakers. Rambus?
54:48
Kurt Rambus, there's the visual. If
54:51
you're Kurt Rambus, your time there might
54:53
have been a little different. Might have
54:56
been treated a little differently. So
54:58
you have the fortune of looking at it from
55:01
atop the hill, Kevin. I know that we
55:03
walked around the locker room and
55:06
told everybody how much we were making
55:09
and said you need to go ask for more money.
55:11
Because you had the match clause. They didn't know
55:13
that. I
55:18
remember you or Scott or someone telling me how happy
55:20
you were when Brett came. They
55:22
thought fucking the sting money at
55:24
$750, they thought that was still
55:26
the ceiling. We're
55:29
like... Amazing.
55:35
We killed it. You
55:38
know what I'm saying? I killed it. So you're
55:40
saying no upside to tell this story.
55:43
The click story? No,
55:46
because the
55:49
good parts are the debauchery
55:51
and that's not Shawn Michaels
55:53
anymore. It
55:56
never was Paul, but I mean... I
55:58
don't agree. You've told me this
56:02
for 15 years when I first approached you about,
56:05
I think, a book back—well, it probably wasn't
56:07
15, maybe 10 years ago or something. You
56:11
said it's
56:14
all the train wreck stories that people want
56:16
in the partying and stuff, but I really
56:18
think that for
56:20
me anyway, the mark in
56:22
me and maybe it's just my age, but I
56:25
think the business portion of this, which
56:27
ties into everything we're talking about at WCW anyway, I
56:30
think that aspect of it, the
56:32
politics of what's going—what did you mean
56:35
to Vince at that time and
56:38
what did the promise of you guys mean to Eric?
56:41
Obviously not enough to have him
56:43
fucking match the contracts we were—
56:47
Exactly. Exactly. But
56:50
maybe is it legit that he couldn't?
56:53
Absolutely. Yeah. So
56:56
would you have done anything you could to keep
56:58
you guys? Would you have sold off whatever?
57:04
The water coolers and tightened down?
57:06
That whole fucking butterfly effect shit,
57:08
you know? If
57:13
I go down that rabbit hole, the first thing I say
57:15
is, what if
57:19
when you talk to magic
57:22
and he
57:24
says he's going to Michigan State
57:26
and you say, fuck, I'm going to
57:28
go with you? That
57:31
means, number one, boom, no
57:33
matter how you look at it, I'm
57:36
on a national championship team. It
57:41
changes my—but at the same time, do
57:43
I meet my wife? Do I have
57:45
my kid? Like,
57:48
you change one thing, maybe
57:50
I make it in the pros for
57:52
three fucking years. That's
57:55
some fucking token white goon
57:57
on the fucking—on some roster.
58:00
And I'm 20 fucking four
58:03
years old and now
58:06
I'm on my own and I'm trying to figure out what the fuck
58:08
I'm going to do. Of
58:13
course. It's true. I mean,
58:15
I have a, I mean, I look at things. Yeah,
58:19
I got, I blew my knee out making fucking
58:21
a pittance of what I would have, but
58:24
I still had a fucking 30
58:26
year run in
58:28
our business. So
58:32
well, your episode of guest Booker, a
58:35
fascinating one. If anyone would
58:37
like to go to the Casey vault, become
58:39
a member and watch it. I may be free this month.
58:41
Actually I saw it pop up was
58:44
if the outsiders stay
58:46
inside, what could
58:49
you guys have done creatively in WVU
58:51
was a book or in WWF.
58:56
But that aside, I
58:58
think it would be, I think it would
59:00
be a worthwhile project. And I know why you're
59:02
saying what's the upside. It's
59:04
all the stories and Sean's not like that anymore.
59:07
Of course. But I mean,
59:09
we see rock stars all the time,
59:11
profiled and documentaries and stuff talking about,
59:13
uh, talking
59:16
about their olden days from a
59:18
different perspective. No one would, I
59:21
don't think anyone would doubt Sean's over it.
59:27
I'm just over it. If
59:30
you open a different check
59:32
every three months with
59:35
those NWO letters, nobody's
59:38
over it because of, because of what
59:40
the NWO was. Start,
59:44
you know, that, that was an offshoot of the
59:46
clique. I get that, but I mean, it's just
59:48
like, I'm not over getting paid. I'm
59:51
just over the fact is I don't want to
59:53
tell the same story 300 times. I
1:00:01
get that and I guess what I'm saying
1:00:03
is what if it's not the same story?
1:00:05
What if it's done differently intelligently to lays
1:00:07
out things nobody thought about before? What if
1:00:09
you're an executive producer and you have some
1:00:11
control of it? No, I have fucking complete
1:00:13
control. It's
1:00:18
seven bucks in Spartacus productions.
1:00:23
Yeah, but does Zonka get tired of talking about
1:00:25
the 72 dolphins? I
1:00:29
don't know, I'd have to ask him. I'm
1:00:31
sure he does. I'm
1:00:33
sure he does, but every once
1:00:35
in a while I think something comes along and it's
1:00:37
different. It's not
1:00:39
the same 15 questions. It
1:00:42
doesn't show the same bullshit and posit the
1:00:44
same theories. It's
1:00:46
maybe done at a deeper level. I don't know,
1:00:49
I think a definitive four-hour
1:00:52
click documentary would be amazing.
1:00:56
It would do better numbers than this,
1:00:58
certainly, and anything that they've produced before.
1:01:01
It can't be a WWE production. It's
1:01:04
got to be an independent eye. Yeah, but
1:01:06
you can't because they own all the footage.
1:01:11
You can license it. Obviously,
1:01:13
they're always, yeah, but then
1:01:17
I still don't feel that this
1:01:19
is completely...
1:01:26
This is like when you're in third grade
1:01:29
and the person tells a story and they
1:01:31
tell the person behind them. The
1:01:33
game of telephone? And he goes, yeah, all the
1:01:36
way through and at the end the fucking guy
1:01:38
says, yeah, Tommy blew a
1:01:40
robot. So it's not
1:01:42
what happened. Yeah,
1:01:45
but with you and Sean
1:01:49
and Paul, nobody
1:01:51
else is telling this. But
1:01:54
that fucking... It's just
1:01:56
like the Beetle reunion when... John
1:02:00
Lennon got shot in front of
1:02:02
the Dakota when Scott Hall passed
1:02:05
that story's done. Because
1:02:09
he's not here to tell his part. Not here to
1:02:11
tell his part. Okay.
1:02:16
Well that's a different answer than
1:02:19
the what's in it for us. I'll
1:02:21
tell you all day long what's in it for you but
1:02:23
that's a different story. And
1:02:26
you don't think you four would be qualified
1:02:28
to speak for Scott? I
1:02:33
just watched the fucking special on him and had
1:02:36
three different, in the
1:02:38
same fucking documentary and
1:02:40
had three different stories about the fucking
1:02:43
shooting at the doll club, the
1:02:45
dollhouse. I
1:02:49
just don't want to, don't
1:02:51
just don't want to go there, don't want to
1:02:53
do it. America
1:02:57
I tried. Not
1:02:59
America. Globe, wrestling world. Let's just see
1:03:01
how this thing plays out, you know.
1:03:04
Like I said,
1:03:06
I really mean it
1:03:08
is. Two and a half stars, it's
1:03:10
not playing out. Well it means there's
1:03:12
nothing earth shattering. I think
1:03:15
fucking, it
1:03:17
almost seems the first two
1:03:20
episodes seems like Eric
1:03:23
Bischoff's taken a thousand body
1:03:25
shots. And
1:03:27
not once is anybody
1:03:29
saying in
1:03:33
the world the only person
1:03:35
that has ever beat Vince
1:03:37
McMahon at the
1:03:39
game of professional wrestling from
1:03:42
a business standpoint, from a
1:03:44
production standpoint, from a numbers
1:03:46
standpoint, is Eric Bischoff. Period.
1:03:51
I don't give a fuck. So you
1:03:53
can try to chip away all you
1:03:55
want what he did. But
1:03:58
the fact of the matter is, he
1:04:00
fucking is the only one on the
1:04:03
planet that has that and
1:04:05
he's happened to defend himself against
1:04:07
a bunch of fucking goofs. Mm-hmm.
1:04:13
If we um, alright,
1:04:15
so if they have a hard on for this, so if
1:04:17
the click documentary happened, right? Who who
1:04:20
would you want as executive
1:04:23
producer to be
1:04:25
interviewed? The thing I have to
1:04:27
say about the WCW documentary, getting
1:04:29
Jim hurt, getting the executive story
1:04:31
from just talking about the
1:04:33
WCW documentary. I think the way that
1:04:35
was job. Yeah I think it's like
1:04:37
when I watched the
1:04:40
rivalry of the rivalry show
1:04:42
of Hogan vs. Rock from
1:04:45
WrestleMania 18 in Toronto. Mm-hmm. And
1:04:50
the build-up when we came back and
1:04:52
everything but you
1:04:54
forget how fucking like it's
1:04:58
just how magic fucking Hulk was.
1:05:01
Oh. I mean, you,
1:05:03
I mean he looks like a Greek
1:05:07
God in that fucking ring. He's so
1:05:09
funny. I mean he's
1:05:11
perfect. He looks like a if
1:05:16
you drew a caricature of
1:05:18
a fucking professional wrestler what a
1:05:20
professional wrestler would look like. In
1:05:24
that era, yes, certainly. I've just
1:05:27
it's just it's like I watched that thing.
1:05:30
Granted, maybe I was
1:05:32
a little fucking stoned. But
1:05:36
I mean I had goosebumps several
1:05:38
fucking times and it
1:05:43
was so because I was there live watching
1:05:45
and watched it. Mm-hmm. And I was there
1:05:47
in Rosemont when he went out there
1:05:49
and Rock and and him for the first
1:05:52
time got face-to-face and
1:05:55
in the back fucking including
1:05:58
Mr. Pritchard. There's
1:06:00
a lot of 8020 fucking be
1:06:02
8020 rock if I can always lucky
1:06:06
And it was like like a 96 point
1:06:08
fucking for That I
1:06:10
can't hook it Yeah, that's
1:06:12
a quote Mr.
1:06:17
Know it all Who needs to
1:06:19
be the talking heads in
1:06:21
the click this in the click documentary?
1:06:24
Who needs to be call
1:06:26
obviously Vince and Eric JJ
1:06:28
crucial? JJ
1:06:30
just just to recreate the
1:06:32
the they're talking JJ
1:06:35
would have to be there Briscoe Briscoe
1:06:39
a big proponent of what you guys
1:06:41
were doing or were you were thorn
1:06:44
in his side? No, cuz Briscoe like
1:06:46
when we when Scott and I were
1:06:48
leaving and we fucking made a can
1:06:50
in India and
1:06:52
started smoking fucking hash and fucking
1:06:54
standing up and blowing the smoke
1:06:57
out of the fucking top of the bus and Briscoe
1:07:00
fucking came back there like got a
1:07:02
fucking power walk and sat down fucking
1:07:04
behind us. He goes Goddamn,
1:07:06
let me hit that. I thought the fucking boys
1:07:08
were dead. I was
1:07:10
just like fuck. Yes Jerry
1:07:14
brisket like Jerry Briscoe is
1:07:16
the fucking man. Hmm He
1:07:20
was just like he was sober he was just like I You
1:07:23
could see you could see me. It was with
1:07:25
all his fucking all his heart man.
1:07:27
He's just like I thought the boys were dead He
1:07:32
just thought we just turned into just bitches
1:07:36
Bruce is Bruce and did Bruce have a
1:07:38
hand I Didn't
1:07:45
really deal that much with Bruce I
1:07:50
mean, it's just it's it's just once
1:07:57
Bruce was more of I had more of like a
1:08:01
Like a friend and
1:08:03
a boss relationship with Bruce. Because
1:08:08
once Vince had my folder and
1:08:11
I was kind of going to be
1:08:13
the guy, Vince, I was just, you
1:08:15
know... You dealt with him, right. Yeah,
1:08:18
I just dealt with Vince. Shane,
1:08:21
what was Shane's role in all this? Is he
1:08:23
one of the talking heads in the clip? Absolutely,
1:08:25
because Shane was... I mean, Shane
1:08:28
has always
1:08:31
been fucking super hip and
1:08:33
fucking ahead of the fucking curve. See
1:08:36
somebody you bounce an idea off of and get
1:08:38
good feedback from? I
1:08:40
mean, yeah, but he was also a guy that
1:08:42
fucking... He had good
1:08:45
sneaker game before anybody had good sneaker game. I'll just leave
1:08:47
it at that. In the
1:08:49
ring, too, yeah. Ah, fuck yeah. Let's
1:08:54
see. What
1:09:00
about talent? Now, what talent?
1:09:03
Because we want to hear the
1:09:05
guys that understood what you were doing, but
1:09:07
I'd also want to hear the guys that
1:09:10
did not... I
1:09:13
think Divi Asi would be great, because he
1:09:15
fucking... He did not like us. Right. Mark
1:09:19
Henry was clearly going to bitch
1:09:21
slap Olias. No, but his problems
1:09:23
was showing. Russo,
1:09:29
right? I mean, Russo has to be. Russo...
1:09:34
You have to realize, Russo fucking... When the
1:09:36
clip was all together, he was in charge
1:09:38
of the magazine. But... But
1:09:47
when you go... All
1:09:51
right, timeline me here when he goes over
1:09:53
to Atlanta. Oh, that's...
1:09:55
Well, he's not... That's not Click.
1:09:58
He goes over to Atlanta, but... when when
1:10:00
Eric gets fucking let go.
1:10:02
Yeah. So that's
1:10:05
you Scott and Sean. Yeah, right. Hmm.
1:10:10
All right. So talent wise, so who
1:10:12
was down with what you what you
1:10:14
guys were trying
1:10:17
to do? And you considered an
1:10:19
ally? No, I know not
1:10:21
many, but Aldo Montoya, what's
1:10:23
his name? You
1:10:25
always said was could have been a could
1:10:27
have been a click member, right? Unofficial member
1:10:29
of the click. PJ. Yeah.
1:10:33
Spicoli. Spicoli, that's
1:10:36
right. Yes. Spicoli was freaking Scott
1:10:38
Sean boy. Might
1:10:44
be it. Jared was
1:10:46
Jared always traveled with us. Okay.
1:10:50
Jeff was always, I was having good,
1:10:52
having cool Jeff's day. I met him
1:10:58
today. Hey, it's
1:11:01
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by butch and sundance media would
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he look back fondly
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as a lightning
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in a bottle or I think
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regret not
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doing everything to keep you no
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I I just
1:12:28
said the events would look at it and just say
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everything kind of generated
1:12:36
out of those five guys right
1:12:44
but it also was the sword that
1:12:46
he fell on yeah
1:12:50
but he rode that sword
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back I mean it's like I've
1:12:56
always said man that we showed we showed
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him how to build the Saturn that was when it
1:13:03
was time to go to the moon he fucking kicked
1:13:05
us out of the fucking capsule said I got it
1:13:08
from here while
1:13:11
they pulled a fucking hand out of fucking maze
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guys how about a
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new video segment Kev how about a new
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little masculine okay and when I
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think masculine now because of my
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how my showers have been every
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It's I actually had a girl
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at the gym say What
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do you have on and it
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was this right? Yeah, no cologne. I was gonna
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say that I was gonna add that to the
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copy today I did not
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spray by chance Cologne
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on before I left
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the house. I don't wear cool. I don't
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I don't wear cologne Right. I just
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do you I said Whatever
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is on sale He said have you
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ever heard of cremo go into the closet and
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get a cremo and I went in a clay
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man, you should smell like a goddamn
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man and cream. Oh is gonna make
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you do that Speaking
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of being a goddamn man. I got I
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gotta I gotta give you the rundown go
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so I Get up
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this morning I'm
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Gonna hit the cream. Oh I First
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thing I do is I man
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scape Man
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scape the fucking the the
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toolbox both pits Then
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I get out. I take they take the cream. Oh
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take the do I do my showering
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I Get
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out now. I've got the good fragrance taints
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cream owed up Take
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my mando Mando
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each pit Now
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I take my man
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scape grooming men's
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beard groomer Trim
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my beard and fucking the the
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Wally walrus fucking tusks coming out
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of my nose along
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with the fucking both ears. I
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mean I completely clicked this
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used every product. I
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said we are the total package. I said
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I might as well just take a blue
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chew and did. I said, a legs must
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have been spreading everywhere you went today. They
1:18:18
must just all positioned. I have not been
1:18:21
to the gym and had some woman say
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to me what do you have on? Yeah.
1:18:25
I was just like really?
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That's the best goddamn endorsement they could have asked
1:18:30
for. That's like the yeah.
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Amazing. Amen.
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When I was in college me
1:18:41
and my film geek friends, all
1:18:43
of us not unlike Wesley, we
1:18:47
had a ranking we would refer to a
1:18:49
movie as a four-ball film. A
1:18:52
film that was totally masculine. That
1:18:55
it'd be nothing but men, nothing
1:18:57
but testosterone in the theater like
1:18:59
a good fellas or heat or
1:19:02
something. So yeah four ball. That's
1:19:04
a glorious bastards. Four
1:19:06
ball film. Right. So
1:19:09
this is called the four ball videos. I'm
1:19:11
gonna show you a video
1:19:14
and now based on yeah
1:19:16
you say oh god that guy's got a lot of
1:19:18
balls to try that. How many balls
1:19:21
does this guy have? Is it four
1:19:23
balls? Is it less? Is
1:19:26
this really a daring
1:19:28
individual? So here's the first
1:19:31
we're gonna go to a convenience store in
1:19:33
the hood somewhere and this
1:19:36
guy behind the camera behind
1:19:39
the counter is running a camera because
1:19:41
he's gonna be funny and we'll
1:19:45
see if he's got a lot of balls or not. Go ahead play the clip. I'm
1:20:00
speaking. You're speaking? You're speaking? You're
1:20:03
speaking? You're speaking? No,
1:20:05
you're speaking? Sweetheart. Oh
1:20:07
no. Yo, Eric. Y'all ain't with their
1:20:09
s***. Come back and hit your ass with this. That's what
1:20:11
I'm telling you. No, here it is. Oh, what you say?
1:20:13
What the fuck, bro? Oh, I didn't know y'all. I thought
1:20:15
you knew. Just my girl, why would you call these sweethearts?
1:20:18
What? Bro, I thought I thought you
1:20:20
was. Bro, come on. What you thought I was, bro? Bring your
1:20:22
ass back. I'm gonna show you how I am, bro. Hold on.
1:20:25
I didn't know y'all was together. You
1:20:27
ain't know that. I'm playing with people like that, bro. It's
1:20:29
dangerous out here, boy. All right. All
1:20:31
right. My bad, my boy. You all
1:20:33
good? He was out of the cell. That's crazy. Hey,
1:20:36
you have a going, baby girl. Bro, bro, who the fuck is you
1:20:38
on, bro? You twerping? They're not
1:20:40
telling you about that goofy s***, bro. You
1:20:43
on that little faggot s***, bro. What you mean, bro? What you mean?
1:20:45
Who the fuck is you talking to? You talking
1:20:47
to me? I'm talking to you. I'm talking
1:20:49
to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to
1:20:51
you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you.
1:20:54
I'm talking to you. Who the fuck is you
1:20:56
talking to? Who's that? I'm talking to you. I
1:20:58
said baby girl. Who? Both of
1:21:00
y'all. Ain't no business in here, boy. I'm saying
1:21:02
what the fuck. You see females in this? I'm
1:21:04
just saying, like, I thought y'all was on that. I'll f***
1:21:06
all that. You know? That ain't even
1:21:08
you, gang. That's what I'm saying. All that funny
1:21:10
s*** food. Your name is b****. Get snuck. You
1:21:13
know? We ain't know nothing about this s***. Your
1:21:15
ass tripping over here. Why y'all acting like y'all
1:21:17
scared? Who's scared? Who? Scared
1:21:20
of me. I'm not gonna lie. What?
1:21:22
Tell me where I'm talking to you. Who's
1:21:26
that? He's a b******* motherf******. You
1:21:30
got a b*******. I'm saying b******, I'm telling you. All
1:21:32
right. What I'm saying, because I called you baby girl. How
1:21:34
many balls? Is he a four ball? Is he four balling
1:21:36
right now? No. He
1:21:39
ain't got no balls because he's behind
1:21:41
a fucking plexiglass, bulletproof, fucking... He
1:21:44
ain't got no fucking balls. And he
1:21:46
definitely ain't got no sense unless he's
1:21:48
gonna live in that motherfucking behind that
1:21:50
motherfucking glass the rest of his life.
1:21:55
And on top of that, what
1:21:57
the fuck? So they're
1:21:59
beeping... fuck
1:22:02
but they let the guys say
1:22:04
F-A-G-A-G- No they were saying all
1:22:06
the F words so I don't
1:22:08
know what was being beeped exactly
1:22:12
because I heard the fuck
1:22:14
word more than a few times I
1:22:16
heard a gazeler I
1:22:20
did Alright so no
1:22:22
balls right because the glass
1:22:24
is keeping him protected Alright
1:22:27
I think I
1:22:29
wouldn't believe all that shit that guy talked from that
1:22:31
fucking tank the other day From
1:22:35
space Alright Florida
1:22:37
man or Jersey guy Two
1:22:40
real headlines, one from a Florida
1:22:42
man, one from a Jersey guy
1:22:45
Kevin uses his uncanny, Karnak-like ability
1:22:48
to identify each headline and where
1:22:50
the God of the ages is Participant
1:22:53
is from And
1:22:55
you know what it's not the first Karnak reference on the
1:22:57
show either We've had Buddy Rich,
1:22:59
Karnak, you had what's his name,
1:23:01
Jack Benny last week for God's
1:23:04
sakes, Bea Arthur Ok this is a
1:23:06
question I got So
1:23:08
I'm reading some of the comments on the
1:23:10
show and people are like, Milton Berle?
1:23:15
What the fuck? Don't write
1:23:17
in the answer
1:23:20
that we give ourselves You actually say
1:23:22
it Yeah it's like, no, do they
1:23:24
Milton Berle you dumb motherfucker You know
1:23:26
what they jump in right, they don't
1:23:28
wait for us to work it out
1:23:31
They have to comment right away It's
1:23:33
just like, man, shut up Somebody
1:23:35
used like a contemporary comic too which was
1:23:38
way off I forget
1:23:40
who they were saying but it was
1:23:42
way off Alright, Florida Main, New Jersey
1:23:44
guy, Kev, first headline Where's
1:23:47
my pool pump? Enraged
1:23:49
man kills Buddy while pistol
1:23:51
whipping him during a dispute
1:23:53
over a water filter Ok,
1:23:57
we didn't have to do number
1:23:59
two We don't need
1:24:01
that fucking Florida. I
1:24:06
mean it is, but fuck. It's fucking
1:24:08
Jersey. Were you pulled? It's like, ah,
1:24:11
fucked one out of 300 people. Everybody's
1:24:14
got to pull fucking Florida. The
1:24:18
second headline, which I guess would have given
1:24:20
New Jersey, man arrested as
1:24:23
authorities investigate a string of
1:24:25
public masturbation. Alright,
1:24:28
the first headline takes
1:24:30
us to Osceola County.
1:24:33
Yeah, actually the masturbator was the pool
1:24:35
guy. And
1:24:40
then was beat with the pump. Yeah. There's
1:24:42
Joshua Miller. He killed his friend Joseph
1:24:45
Beck, who
1:24:48
this is in Osceola County, St.
1:24:51
Cloud, Florida. The
1:24:53
guy on the left is the murderer? The
1:24:56
man on the left allegedly killed
1:24:58
Joseph Beck on the right. Yes.
1:25:04
And yes, this was literally,
1:25:06
he repeatedly yelled at
1:25:08
the victim, where's my pool pump? According
1:25:11
to police, then allegedly started striking him
1:25:13
with a gun and
1:25:16
paramedics were not able to revive
1:25:18
him. And then in
1:25:20
Jersey, this takes us to now we're
1:25:24
in our fair state. I would have
1:25:26
to say the first one was, I'd
1:25:28
like to know his toxic, I mean, he definitely
1:25:31
has some- The blood alcohol count?
1:25:34
No, his fucking methamphetamines. How
1:25:37
much meth was inside him? We
1:25:40
go to Englewood, New Jersey, in
1:25:44
Bergen County, not far from where
1:25:46
Eddie Murphy and Tracy
1:25:49
Morgan have very large houses. Dawid
1:25:52
Iwasek was arrested, charged with
1:25:54
criminal sexual assault and sexual
1:25:56
contact, and endangering the welfare
1:25:58
of a child. Because
1:26:00
of a string of public indecency
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This would be a time to take a pass if that's gonna
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happen Kevin Oh
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Yeah So
1:28:10
the minute I started talking about it I Got
1:28:13
to get out of the Trump has that happened? The
1:28:16
minute I started talking about it the
1:28:19
click documentary I said it's a mannery
1:28:21
I said I'm stretching it for 15
1:28:24
So we make everyone's job easy and generate,
1:28:26
you know the whole deal and there's your
1:28:29
clip too that we talked about also It's
1:28:33
gonna happen entering I think I
1:28:36
think the Rockwood produced that yeah
1:28:38
for sure, right God
1:28:42
would not be great guys now talking
1:28:44
about all that stuff That's right,
1:28:46
man I'm
1:28:49
gonna keep working on I'm gonna keep working on it. Just
1:28:52
kind of I
1:28:58
have a book due in November, but after that have a
1:29:00
little free time maybe Did
1:29:02
that get announced yet? Sean? Yeah Got
1:29:06
announced and that night
1:29:09
by six my agent had
1:29:11
a Film
1:29:13
rights offer seriously. Have
1:29:16
you had another one? Just on the announcement? No,
1:29:21
she has We
1:29:25
met with her once just kind of laid out
1:29:27
what we mm-hmm our take is on everything
1:29:29
and then she's been dealing with Yeah,
1:29:36
Brit, but that's what makes the show funny When
1:29:40
the big guy smacks the little guy around doesn't all
1:29:42
look at this look what else Brit said, too Yeah,
1:29:45
what yep that all the Donald
1:29:47
Trump the Donald Trump Logan Paul
1:29:49
interview dropped three hours ago Oh
1:29:52
three hours ago. I'm gonna hit the other
1:29:54
the Logan Paul Donald Trump interview dropped. How
1:29:56
many hits does it have so far? In
1:30:01
three hours that's 118
1:30:03
thousand. Yeah. Oh
1:30:05
my god. I thought it'll be over a million Yeah,
1:30:07
and even in three out that's low. That's
1:30:09
bad. Is this really the interview? Is this
1:30:11
a tease? No, this is 53
1:30:14
minutes a little interview Yeah,
1:30:17
it is God
1:30:20
that route like fucking
1:30:22
old He
1:30:25
looks rough From the side you
1:30:28
can see through Trump's you see Trump's skull now Not
1:30:41
even the head of the actual skull goal I
1:30:44
was about to say if I were Trump's people I would
1:30:46
make sure that nobody ever shot him This
1:30:48
close on the side that you can see
1:30:51
through the hair Yeah, we have this I'm saying
1:30:53
that like the spray the difference in the spray
1:30:55
tan right here Where
1:30:59
you can see different shades oh by
1:31:01
the yeah That
1:31:03
like this is his natural skin tone, and
1:31:05
then this is whatever he puts on his
1:31:07
fucking face, right? I
1:31:09
was like interview with him like I guess
1:31:11
it was like Wil Kane or somebody and
1:31:13
like Cadence
1:31:16
is very very funny for a while, and then I
1:31:18
just stick of it Best
1:31:23
Trump impression I've ever heard done is
1:31:27
The actor what's his name Ray Charles? Yeah,
1:31:33
oh yeah, Jamie Fox you
1:31:35
never think right but oh
1:31:38
my god So
1:31:41
money Oh
1:31:43
my god Steve see if you can find a
1:31:45
two-second clip real quick Jamie
1:31:48
Foxx I'm wondering fucking if
1:31:51
he's Jimmy Butler. It's like fuck. He's
1:31:53
so talented man Me
1:31:58
a little Jamie Foxx I love jango and That's
1:32:01
probably top two favorite Tarantino movie,
1:32:03
maybe Everybody
1:32:08
see broken hitting the fucking heavy bag the
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1:32:46
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but see anytime you hit a bump? My
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1:32:55
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1:32:58
but all that he definitely awakened
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think this is him doing He's just talking
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You had the breakdown on the liver. So my numbers
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hashtag ask Nash for God's sakes and we
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find you on social media and we
1:36:30
try to get you here in the questions. I know people sometimes
1:36:33
comment their stuff doesn't get asked. We
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get literally literally dozens every week and
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that's just on Twitter. I see some
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YouTube and Insta. So
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we try guys we try. The
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P has said Kevin Sean who
1:36:49
would you do? This is the 80s
1:36:52
singer edition. Who would you do?
1:36:54
Pick one Madonna Pat
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Benatar Paula Abdul. You
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guys nail it weekly. Thank you.
1:37:01
Pat Benatar. You really?
1:37:06
I'm a very big fan of Pat
1:37:08
Benatar's voice but
1:37:12
just speaking physically like Bonnie Wise and
1:37:14
Paula wasn't bad. When she was a
1:37:17
Lakers dancer Marona.
1:37:20
Marona Madonna. Yeah I have
1:37:22
to go with Madonna. Pat Benatar is
1:37:24
still fine. Oh
1:37:27
today? Yeah. I'm
1:37:30
trying to be Tamara and I might go
1:37:32
see her and her husband. Yeah, Neil Gerardo
1:37:34
and her doing the road. I think they're
1:37:36
in Austin. We might go to their Austin
1:37:39
concert. I considered it. I
1:37:42
saw her I saw her twice the last time
1:37:44
I saw her was in Frankfurt. She
1:37:47
looks pretty damn good there man. Was
1:37:50
that a little high highs? Five foot spinner.
1:37:54
Yeah I always kind of had
1:37:59
a thing from the time. Imagine, they see,
1:38:01
it's like anything else. They
1:38:05
say the 80s version. I'm sorry, man. They're
1:38:07
not dead, so I have to go on
1:38:10
today's version. You go to today's stand-up. No
1:38:12
time machine, though, if you could drop yourself.
1:38:14
No, if I go to
1:38:16
today's Madonna, I'm like, you gotta
1:38:18
be kidding me. No, not today's
1:38:20
Madonna. It said 80s, so
1:38:23
I thought we could go back. But how do
1:38:25
you go back once you see that? It's
1:38:28
like something from- Not there yet. Like
1:38:30
fucking something from Dune. Fuck. Cause
1:38:35
it's not there yet. Like
1:38:38
the author in her prime was
1:38:40
Swamkin. Shit fucking
1:38:42
when Maude went over 230, she
1:38:44
was still hot. Hey,
1:38:46
wasn't Adrienne Barbeau and Maude? That
1:38:50
would rank high, right? She has to rank high.
1:38:52
No, she was in the first swan. She was
1:38:54
in the movie, Swamp Thing. I remember Swamp Thing,
1:38:56
but I think her break was on TV and
1:38:59
Maude. Was it Maude? I
1:39:01
feel like it was. Steve looked that up. I'm giving you
1:39:03
a lot to do today. While
1:39:06
you check that, I'm going to read Naim's
1:39:08
question. Recently
1:39:11
saw a promo from Royal Rumble
1:39:13
95 where Nash makes Brett crack
1:39:15
by asking if he's dreaming of
1:39:17
Susan Anton. Kev appears to have
1:39:19
a small gap in his front
1:39:21
teeth. Did he have cosmetic dental
1:39:23
work done before going to WCW?
1:39:27
Love the show. You
1:39:32
know, those were the days where they had
1:39:34
the sandwiches of catering. So I think it
1:39:36
might have been like a pickle slicer or
1:39:39
something, maybe just sitting on his tooth. Or
1:39:42
some pumpernickel bread. Lindsay,
1:39:45
remember Lindsay the cupcake girl? I think from
1:39:47
Baltimore. Well, she's married and
1:39:50
she writes, my new husband and I
1:39:52
are going to be in your neck
1:39:54
of the woods at the end
1:39:56
of June for our honeymoon. Staying
1:39:58
in North Readington. What
1:40:00
are some things we need to do and
1:40:02
see when we are there neither of
1:40:04
us have been there before North Reddington Geographically
1:40:08
tell me where this is No
1:40:13
you I would There's
1:40:16
no North Reddington anywhere there may I Just
1:40:20
assume everything's in Michigan Let's
1:40:23
see Adrian Barbos first major role was
1:40:25
Carol trainer daughter of Maud Finley There
1:40:28
you go. Get me an image on that Steve and let's find
1:40:30
out where the hell North Reddington is I have to do a
1:40:32
search for this is a Florida
1:40:35
maybe when she says that North is
1:40:37
she in the room tonight in Reddington Okay,
1:40:42
it looks like Florida
1:40:46
North Reddington Beach which
1:40:48
is It's
1:40:51
the West Coast That's a
1:40:53
golf. Yeah. Oh,
1:40:56
yeah by Tampa. Okay. Yeah, that's
1:40:58
uh, yeah, it's a cross from Kevin Can't
1:41:03
help you out about it not a Tampa guy
1:41:07
Go check out Hogan's joint. Yeah,
1:41:09
you still have it. Oh, okay.
1:41:12
Well, they night karaoke Let's
1:41:16
get some live audience questions, what do we have here
1:41:18
anyone here? Who's
1:41:22
here? Yeah, Rick will be at the bar waiting for you Tampa
1:41:28
Jen Vargo, hey Sean looking slim and trim brother. I'm
1:41:30
kind of plateauing at 30 like I lost 30 like
1:41:32
I was like 30 32 I'm kind of there. Thank
1:41:34
you though for noticing Jen It's
1:41:37
nice to be able to go down a
1:41:39
size or two Size
1:41:42
or two, it's a very chick thing.
1:41:44
It's not cyber. Good a couple of inches is what we say Not
1:41:47
like going down on a robot not like
1:41:49
going down on a robot whatsoever She
1:41:55
also says you have to get your close custom Oh,
1:42:00
Kev, do you have to get you close custom-made?
1:42:02
Maybe me. Or
1:42:04
do you go to a big tall men's store and buy
1:42:06
them? Most
1:42:09
of my stuff has to be custom-made.
1:42:11
There's a couple of places that get
1:42:15
close, and then I've got to go get
1:42:17
them altered. My
1:42:20
shoulders and chest are... I
1:42:23
think an athletic cut is eight
1:42:26
inches. My waist
1:42:28
right now is 38. My chest
1:42:30
is like 56, so that's like
1:42:34
20-inch drop. So my shirt... Oh,
1:42:37
you mean between chest and waist? Yeah.
1:42:40
Ah, got it. I got too
1:42:42
much for a drop. Gotcha.
1:42:46
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This TV Club. We just
1:43:32
lost... Kev, we just lost
1:43:34
the... Oh, Jerry West. Yeah,
1:43:37
Jerry West. Ah, yes. I
1:43:39
think it was last night. Where does
1:43:41
West rank in the Pantheon of great
1:43:43
NBA players? Overlooked.
1:43:50
But wasn't he more... I
1:43:53
mean, would we still be talking about Jerry West if he
1:43:55
wasn't the GM? Right? Yeah,
1:43:58
because... Play alone. I
1:44:00
think he went to nine
1:44:03
finals, but he only won
1:44:06
like three. We'd
1:44:11
be talking a lot more about him if Bill
1:44:13
Russell didn't have 235 rings. Instagrammer
1:44:19
Wrestling Historian asks, Another internet
1:44:22
rumor says you and Scott
1:44:24
tried to bring in Yoko Zuna to WCW
1:44:26
and have him do a run-in during your
1:44:28
match against each other at Halloween Havoc 98.
1:44:31
True or false? True.
1:44:34
Who was resistant to having Yoko come? Or
1:44:36
you didn't want to go? I
1:44:39
couldn't come up with enough money. Really?
1:44:45
Yoko was living in LA. Right.
1:44:51
I don't think, I think, Eric
1:44:55
might have gone, but not
1:44:57
sure. Alright,
1:45:00
someone else from the house. Let's go. What do
1:45:02
we got? I don't think writing
1:45:04
a big check for what was done was
1:45:06
something that was in the works at that
1:45:08
point. Oh, so it literally would have been
1:45:10
the run-in and that's it? I just remember
1:45:12
it was Scott. Scott reached
1:45:14
out to him and asked me
1:45:16
what I thought I would say I loved for
1:45:18
it. So I was like, yeah, absolutely. Got
1:45:22
it. Anyone else in the house got
1:45:24
anything? Ride us out. EP,
1:45:27
was Mean Gene ever considered to be a
1:45:29
part of the NWO? Just
1:45:32
off camera when he was drinking with me. I was going
1:45:34
to say he could hang with you guys. I don't know
1:45:36
about on camera though. Excellent
1:45:38
question. Who else? Someone else? Let's
1:45:42
see, anything? Kevin Gilbault.
1:45:46
Nash, do you have any Vermont stories?
1:45:48
I grew up in Bennington. I know
1:45:50
you guys had to drive through at
1:45:52
some point. I've told the story before
1:45:54
where me and Hunter
1:45:56
are driving from Montreal to go
1:45:59
to the to TV and somewhere in
1:46:01
Vermont, they're
1:46:04
plowing the roads and
1:46:06
there's the snow plows in front of us
1:46:08
like I can see it. It cuts
1:46:11
across and goes across that it goes to
1:46:13
the source plow up the other side. And
1:46:15
as we go where the
1:46:19
plows cut across it left like a
1:46:21
three-foot snow
1:46:23
trench across the middle
1:46:26
of the interstate and our car
1:46:28
hits it we're in a lumina and
1:46:30
it snaps the alternator. So as
1:46:34
we're driving we're losing the he's
1:46:37
Paul sick as fuck. I
1:46:40
mean Paul we've stopped and got
1:46:42
every over-the-counter cold remedy on earth
1:46:44
that's ingested
1:46:47
in him and we
1:46:51
drive and we drive and the lights are getting dimmer and
1:46:53
I can barely see it in the car that gauges and
1:46:55
I see a sign that says
1:47:01
there's some motel you know in front of
1:47:03
us on this exit. So I
1:47:07
go up the exit get to the top of it and
1:47:10
as I'm going down the car cuts
1:47:12
off and I just use
1:47:15
the momentum to get to roll
1:47:18
into a parking spot and
1:47:20
now the car's dead and I
1:47:23
go in and all they had was a
1:47:25
king-sized one room with a king-sized bed. I
1:47:28
said we'll take it and
1:47:30
I went in there and
1:47:32
turned the heat as high as it would go and
1:47:34
covered him with all the blankets and we
1:47:37
just woke up in the
1:47:39
morning and while
1:47:42
we were in Montreal somebody
1:47:44
had side-swiped us and
1:47:51
did some pretty good damage on the
1:47:53
alumina but when we
1:47:56
told him the story the next day
1:47:58
it was just like There was
1:48:00
a knock on the door. There was a brand
1:48:02
new car on a flatbed. They dropped
1:48:05
it off, gave us the keys and the paperwork
1:48:07
and took that. Beat the
1:48:09
shit one. And we were on
1:48:11
our way. Man.
1:48:14
I thought you talked about some snow. You
1:48:18
took care of each other. Uh, certainly, uh, one
1:48:21
of the stories in Waltman's book was, uh,
1:48:24
when he was, you stayed up all night when
1:48:26
he was out of it one time and you
1:48:28
guys like were standing them in the shower and
1:48:30
it's like a comedy of, uh, it
1:48:32
looks like the scene that plays out that
1:48:34
I had the pleasure of being able to
1:48:37
recreate with words was so
1:48:40
who was new there? Uh, Paul was
1:48:42
all. And so Paul smashed him. Go
1:48:45
ahead. So, so, so
1:48:49
Sean's taken like is somewhat out of
1:48:51
his mind and he goes
1:48:53
into complete so much convulsions and we're
1:48:56
looking at Denny's. So,
1:48:58
uh, we
1:49:02
get them out of the parking lot. We're like,
1:49:04
come on, you got to snap out of it.
1:49:06
And everything's smack at him. And then Paul walks
1:49:08
over and backs and we're like, Hey, you ain't
1:49:10
been with us long enough to hit him. So
1:49:14
we, we, we, we just
1:49:16
bail. We go in and we pay for the
1:49:19
meal. And what it was was was kid ate
1:49:21
a drink. I think it was a strawberry shake.
1:49:23
It was like, one of those things that we
1:49:25
use always say that certain things kicked them in.
1:49:28
Yeah. Right. You guys with your fucking carbs
1:49:30
and all that shit. So
1:49:34
we get to the hotel and we're
1:49:36
now afraid he's going to OD. So
1:49:39
we're, we, you know, kids always been
1:49:41
strong, like wiry, like he's one of
1:49:43
those guys that do pushups and dips
1:49:45
all day long. So we
1:49:47
just, we'd strip him down to his underwear
1:49:50
and we get the shower ice cold and
1:49:52
we fucking put him in the shower. He's
1:49:54
fighting us like a fucking badger. And
1:49:57
We're fucking holding him in this fucking thing. Get
1:50:00
him out and we'd wrap the fucking
1:50:02
that the bro burrow them and we
1:50:04
take turns walk him up and down
1:50:07
the hallway. And would
1:50:09
was one dialogue love It or the Susie
1:50:11
Sir to forget. It
1:50:13
back in the fuck is we did
1:50:16
this by him for hours? Yeah. May
1:50:18
I guess this movie called and I'm gonna
1:50:20
read you. The. End of the
1:50:23
chapter That. I wrote about
1:50:25
this incident diseases in Iowa thing
1:50:27
can get My favorite line is
1:50:30
your first. Survey. Again,
1:50:34
I remembered none of this. I'm told. I
1:50:36
was so out of it that my boys
1:50:38
became concerned to try to get me to
1:50:40
regain consciousness was getting into the hotel. None
1:50:42
of them except Paul were likely in any
1:50:44
condition resembling normal and are there. They were
1:50:46
trying to revive a possible future star of
1:50:48
weekend at Bernie's. Reboot: It
1:50:51
must have been some fucking seen Paul began
1:50:53
smack him yet of desperation trying to wake
1:50:55
me ska cat piss am yo He yells
1:50:57
un been with the company long enough to
1:50:59
him that hard I vaguely remember some of
1:51:01
their efforts like thrown in a cold shower
1:51:03
that made a memorable impression, though not enough
1:51:05
to bring me out of my stupor. I.
1:51:08
Was in pretty bad shape enough so for
1:51:10
kids to volunteer, sitting up in my hotel
1:51:12
room and babysitting my unconscious ass all night.
1:51:14
I woke up in the morning and there
1:51:17
he was just staring at me. The guy
1:51:19
stayed up all night and washed over me
1:51:21
making sure I'll be okay. We.
1:51:23
Had to put you in the shower he said. I
1:51:26
felt badly but was so impressed by how they
1:51:28
stood by me. These guys were
1:51:30
special. Kev. Went on. I.
1:51:32
Couldn't believe how small you take. Lots. Come.
1:51:41
On if that doesn't sell a
1:51:44
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1:51:46
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1:51:48
it's develop those illnesses as last
1:51:51
and how. He says
1:51:53
well. The matter how
1:51:55
it looked to this was Thank you for
1:51:57
saving my life. Rak.
1:52:02
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1:52:04
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