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you. I'm

2:08

trying to do that CT replacement and apparently

2:10

in Spain the C is more like a

2:12

C. Sheik's closing

2:14

move was the camel clutch. Fuck

2:18

that thing up for me, go ahead. The

2:21

camel clutch. Yes.

2:23

Horrendous. Click

2:27

this, Kevin Ash podcast. He's Kevin, I'm Sean. Nobody

2:30

knows what we're talking about. Not a thing.

2:32

Well, that's why I had to fill everybody

2:34

in that the C and the C in

2:37

Spain, Steve did a little traveling and we

2:39

were trying to pronounce the C as if

2:41

we were in Madrid and

2:44

the chic apparently because everything's better when

2:46

you do it as the chic. Tamara

2:49

and I have been watching Homeland

2:52

because she didn't watch it

2:55

for some reason when it came out. We're

2:57

talking billions. Yeah. Okay.

3:00

Yeah. I think

3:02

his name's

3:06

Damian Lewis and where were the, it was like,

3:08

oh, it's I think it's season one or

3:11

season two when he's going to put the

3:13

suicide vest on and

3:15

they got

3:18

a sniper that caused a diversion. They push everybody in

3:20

the room and he's going to blow

3:22

up the

3:24

vice president and everybody else, but

3:27

he can't get suicide vest to work. And

3:31

so our suicide

3:33

vest, if we ever determine that we're going

3:35

to not do the

3:37

show anymore, will be that chic.

3:45

We'll end our show with that and then that'll be it.

3:48

In going through videos to use for our

3:50

special segments, I came across a chic video

3:52

when he came over to Howard Stern. Vial

3:57

language. tinged

4:01

and Yeah, so that would be that

4:04

would be the end of the broadcast It does

4:06

that play button with you see if you see

4:08

that that means fucking it's suicide

4:10

bomb. That means run Run

4:13

it's like it's like, you know Aknaud

4:16

in the seat next to you in

4:18

December of 2001 when you

4:20

had to fly it was I'm getting off

4:22

this fucking point Oh, I remember I should

4:25

get on the plane right after 9-11 and

4:27

man it like freaking everybody All

4:30

said not gonna first class. I'm like Shit

4:36

goes down It's

4:38

gonna take a lot of box cutters to take that big

4:40

fucking on I was

4:42

I was doing a film

4:44

with and and one of the actors was telling

4:47

me they just flown and the

4:49

guy he was sitting next to Was

4:56

The They

4:59

were talking about dogs so that he befriended

5:01

the guy and whatever and a woman

5:05

was having a medical episode a

5:07

few rows forward and The

5:11

guy was kind of like freaking out like he wanted

5:13

to help or whatever and he couldn't and Turns

5:16

out at the end of the flight. He

5:18

tells my friend He's

5:21

like, I'm sorry. It got a little weird. He said

5:23

I'm I'm the air marshal for this flight and I'm

5:26

not allowed to do anything when that

5:28

happens I guess because if

5:31

they do a diversionary tactic to

5:33

identify who runs up to help

5:36

The guy would have exposed himself. So

5:39

like he had to sit there and watch the choking

5:41

woman as a law enforcement officer Because

5:43

I guess they're trained not to do anything

5:45

but like hijacking type Well, they're

5:47

I mean you could always pick them out

5:49

because they had the family back on Which

5:53

you know was long gone to

5:55

have the you know, the concealed

5:57

weapon air marshals and Eric Simmons

6:00

And they also had the they

6:04

always brought a like a small

6:07

cooler with their food That

6:10

they put in their overhead. What was it?

6:13

They're food. Oh, it was food. I

6:15

know no is their food Like

6:18

they were you know, that's they didn't

6:20

have time to be fucking around, you know

6:22

in Popeyes or fucking Chick-fil-a's

6:26

line they had it, you know So

6:30

well you You flew

6:32

this week did do what did you think did

6:34

you have to declare that as a gift of

6:37

a of a rich donor? at

6:39

all like two more trips now, no, no, no,

6:41

no, I And

6:47

I also did I Talked

6:49

some people in my sister's neighborhood

6:51

to not fly their

6:53

flag upside down So I

6:56

kind of covered all my bases How's

7:00

Detroit as you remembered

7:03

Not as hot as you wanted. I know that

7:06

oh man. It was cold as fuck there it

7:09

was he was kind of night was so we

7:11

got in Thursday and It

7:15

got cold And

7:17

then Friday we just kind of We

7:20

hung out I did a signing on Friday at

7:23

a sports memorabilia show and Then

7:29

we went out for dinner then Saturday was the

7:31

baseball game Sunday

7:33

was at my brother Mark's house. He lives out

7:36

in a lake He

7:38

just got like a 27 foot pontoon bow

7:40

with 150 Merc on it. So We

7:44

went out and I think that one

7:46

of the houses that it's actually for

7:48

sale and it's in dispute right now

7:50

But there's this big giant house on

7:53

the lake around the corner from his it was

7:56

the CEO of Chrysler's house Yeah,

8:00

it's like, oh would

8:03

you ever want a Second

8:06

home up in that in detail

8:08

not every time I go up there. Yeah, I'm zillowing

8:16

Real estate because now

8:18

I'd why I mean at this point in my

8:20

life, you know, like I Just

8:23

say it's so nice like we went

8:25

out the Sun broke on

8:27

Sunday We're just putzing around I was

8:30

talking to my niece and On

8:33

the front of the boat Aaron my

8:36

brother's daughter we were catching

8:38

up and It

8:41

was just so pleasant such a nice day the whole

8:43

family was out there and I

8:46

was just like man, this is so fucking but

8:48

I'm just thinking like could you imagine

8:50

like can you worry the night? with That

8:54

fucking hawk coming off that

8:56

fucking lake into your fucking like whoo

8:59

Cuz man the ocean when you when the ocean

9:01

in January gets sick, you know

9:05

If you're in Florida Kev, I'm

9:07

I know but fuck in

9:10

spring I Got

9:14

air conditioning. I'm not really him. I'm

9:16

not like really Michigan outdoorsman I

9:19

did I was looking at some

9:21

there were some loft spaces like

9:24

21 2200 two-bedroom loft spaces that are better

9:26

on the river That

9:28

are pretty nice But at the same

9:30

time the economy, you know, if we

9:33

actually did go into recession slash depression

9:36

That area would fucking get would get bombed hard

9:38

and then all of a sudden Be

9:41

like the Omega man trying to get you

9:43

to your crib before the Sun drop down

9:47

So but even in the rural, um Look

9:51

that little lake areas. No, we

9:53

want to lose man. It's fucked There's

9:56

so much traffic all the time

9:58

in Detroit And

10:01

it's just, it's just, it's a, you

10:03

know, I don't know what metropolitan Detroit is, four

10:05

or five million, I'm sure. So,

10:09

and on top of that, man, like, you know, people

10:13

that say, you know, Biden hasn't done anything with

10:15

infrastructure, that's the best of the rows of Ben

10:18

says I've been coming up there for the last

10:20

15 years. I think

10:22

that's the one thing they give them, Kev. I

10:24

don't think the infrastructure bill is hard to argue with.

10:26

So I think that's the one. It

10:28

was bipartisan on top of that. Yeah. You

10:31

know? I think he's covered there.

10:34

But I guess one

10:37

of the things somebody sent me

10:40

a message today that during

10:42

the G7 summit, I

10:44

guess you wandered off.

10:50

I saw there was some video of

10:52

him kind of like,

10:55

having a Mitch McConnell. Like,

10:57

dancing. Yeah, they were dancing and like

10:59

Kamala was dancing, her husband and Joe

11:02

just kind of stood there smiling. Well,

11:05

80 years old, he's got to dance. Join

11:09

the meeting. He's probably tapping his foot. It's

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I'm driving today, Kevin, driving on, and

12:46

I, in the inner

12:48

city, let's call it. And,

12:51

uh, I'm very, I'm one

12:53

of these guys that's very aware of my surroundings.

12:55

So you like that too? Like I can't believe

12:58

my wife doesn't see shit sometimes. Like

13:00

I know everything that's going on around

13:02

me. Oh yeah. I've, yeah,

13:05

I'm, I'm, I'm beyond aware.

13:08

Yeah. I'm ready. You gotta

13:10

be ready. So I'm driving

13:12

and it's two way

13:15

street and on the sidewalk between,

13:17

and there's all parked cars between the parked

13:19

cars. As I'm driving, I catch a

13:22

woman is down on

13:24

the, on the sidewalk. Head

13:27

like on a step. It not a natural

13:29

down, not a kid laying

13:31

that it's not napping. No. So

13:34

I throw my car into, Hmm. I

13:37

can't quite, I, I get to a

13:39

driveway about six or

13:41

seven car lengths past that. And

13:44

I just kind of throw it double parked. So

13:46

I'm taking most of the lane, but there's another

13:48

oncoming lane. I throw my car and I

13:50

jump out and I run over there to make

13:52

sure, but I get right

13:55

on nine one one and, um, cause

13:57

it's, it's, I guess it's an overdose happening.

14:00

Maybe because she's still

14:02

breathing. She's limited responsive So

14:05

she's gonna need help. So I'm on the phone nine more and

14:07

by the way it rang 179

14:10

times before anyone answered it which did kid rock

14:12

answered finally and said it was a Polaris You

14:18

not seen the fucking the kid the kid rock like

14:20

a 911 call No

14:24

Go ahead. I'll follow up follow up with

14:27

that So they

14:29

I talked to them I give them the information like

14:31

okay We're gonna connect you with the with the with

14:33

the ambulance so then now it's ringing 47

14:36

times finally I get somebody now

14:39

there's a school across the street from me

14:41

which lets out and The

14:43

but you know the buses are picking kids up to

14:45

and stuff So then

14:47

now becomes a traffic jam and I

14:49

can hear and see the ambulance and

14:51

it's so far down And

14:54

it can't there's nowhere for the cars to go. It can't get

14:56

anywhere So it's trying

14:58

it's on the sidewalk. It's in driver. It's

15:01

zoom like Wiggling in

15:03

and out of traffic to get down like Jesus

15:05

Christ like if this if

15:07

this is you know life or death This is gonna

15:09

be bad. So far they come I give the guy

15:12

the thumbs up. He jumps out

15:14

I see so I gotta go down to my

15:16

car. I left it unattended my keys were in

15:18

and everything I Get

15:21

down in my car come the traffic

15:23

was because I was blocking the road The

15:27

fucking woman would have expired Would I

15:30

called 911 but I also single-handedly

15:32

prevented them from getting to her see what

15:34

I this is what this is what I?

15:37

I used to watch the coyotes when I

15:39

lived in Phoenix And they

15:41

would fucking they would go out and they would

15:44

lay one of their Females would

15:46

lay down like it was injured and

15:49

fucking the dog would go over and then they'd flank

15:51

it and eat the dog So

15:53

that fucking woman down number one. I'm not

15:56

touching anybody. I ain't touch her. I

15:58

know I I can make

16:00

that 911 call in the car. Because

16:05

once you get out and fucking, there's

16:07

two guys waiting with fucking, you're

16:10

fucked. Luring me in, right?

16:12

Yeah, you're fucked. Okay,

16:15

could have done me. So that's not.

16:17

Could have done me. See, look at

16:19

Oksasai, you try to be a good Samaritan,

16:21

right? And then look what happens. In Germany

16:23

you get fucking, if you don't fucking help

16:25

somebody, there's a good Samaritan law, you're fucked.

16:28

Lisa used to be. Really?

16:32

Yeah, used to be. Good Samaritan

16:34

law. Is

16:36

the Kid Rock 911? The

16:38

Kid Rock 911 is just, it's

16:41

he's, I've listened to a

16:43

couple of different times because it's on Instagram, a

16:45

couple of other social media things. There's

16:49

a woman that at 911 said, I

16:51

can't understand you. I can

16:53

understand everything he's saying, crystal fucking

16:56

clear. So

16:58

the operator's saying she can't understand. I

17:00

can't understand you. He's like, send

17:04

a fucking ambulance.

17:08

Who was he calling for? He

17:11

was calling, I don't know who it was. I

17:14

couldn't tell if he was his sister or his

17:16

assistant. Somebody fucking had

17:18

a Polaris on top of him, which is a four

17:21

wheel drive. I think it

17:23

was his assistant. Steve says

17:25

it's his assistant. They had a Polaris on him.

17:28

I can see here. What

17:32

happened? I'm not gonna stop the fucking

17:34

officer. I had the goddamn

17:36

ambulance now. Sir, you yelling at

17:38

me is not gonna help the situation. I'm

17:41

just trying to figure out what's going on,

17:43

okay? This 911 dispatcher

17:45

should be fired for her last.

17:49

Okay. So he was able to

17:51

get the third Reich. I know, I can

17:53

hear you better now, yes. I'm the ambulance.

17:56

Okay, I have not yet because I don't know what's going on.

17:58

What is your name, sir? I'm

18:01

the ambulance now! Okay, tell me exactly

18:03

what happened. Where, bro? I don't know,

18:05

there's a police. My police is off the

18:07

driveway and looks to be dead. Okay.

18:12

The body lane, like this, right in

18:14

my... Okay, and I can't...

18:16

I need a f***ing ambulance!

18:19

Sir, I'm gonna send you an ambulance, but I'm

18:21

having a hard time hearing you. We need

18:23

the address. We need

18:25

the address. We need the address. Yeah, just say,

18:27

give me the address. That's freaking

18:29

out. People freak out when shit happens. Yeah,

18:31

it's just... So

18:37

other than that, good to see family, good to be home.

18:39

Yes. Detroit was good. Okay.

18:42

My sister and my

18:45

sister-in-law both retired this

18:48

weekend. That's past weekend. Is

18:50

your brother retired too? No,

18:53

he still works. Okay. He's

18:55

kind of... He's in the jewelry business,

18:57

so he's kind of... Goes

19:00

in like a day or two a week just to... You

19:03

know... Kind of keep

19:06

things running. Negotiate

19:08

diamonds. All

19:11

right, he's been involved in that. Is

19:14

there a diamond district in Detroit? No,

19:18

no. See,

19:20

Manhattan's diamond district. I'm gonna

19:22

draw a comparison. But instead, I'm gonna

19:25

talk about people that enjoyed our

19:27

show this weekend. Like the... I

19:29

did want to say this before we go any further. I

19:32

saw there was a top 10

19:34

most violent cities. And

19:37

it started off with like

19:39

Stockton and worked his way up. We

19:42

got to number three with St. Louis. I

19:45

think Memphis was in there, Birmingham, Alabama.

19:48

And I'm like, oh, fuck man. I

19:50

think Memphis was too. And

19:53

then, lo and behold, number one. They were

19:55

coming up one at a time. Number one,

19:57

Detroit. I'm like, are we ever going to

19:59

not... That's

20:01

a title you've held pretty consistently.

20:03

Going on 65 years. Kevin,

20:09

that colostrum you're swigging down there. I see commercials

20:11

for it now. I don't know if they were

20:13

always on and I just never paid attention. No,

20:15

man. We talked about this, but so

20:20

results in some fine blood work and

20:23

abstinence from alcohol can help.

20:26

Yes. I've had

20:28

his three month blood work. My three month

20:30

blood work. My

20:35

glucose is 115, but this blood

20:37

was taken at 408. 413,

20:40

or 408. Yeah, 413. 413,

20:44

right. Yeah, so my

20:46

blood was taken. I've

20:48

had several meals, so I'm really not worried about

20:50

my glucose being 115 after my third

20:53

or fourth meal. One

20:56

is a lot of these things

20:59

that like that. What is

21:01

bun? You don't have bun in the family.

21:04

Bun and the creatine. That has a

21:06

lot. Like those will

21:08

spike because of protein consumption, but

21:11

they're like I'm 24 and 217

21:14

is high and then I'm 24

21:16

and 25, so I'm not worried

21:18

about that. My

21:21

AST and my ALT, which are

21:24

your liver enzymes, they were

21:26

60 and 70 and now

21:29

they're 38 and So

21:36

obviously your liver can rejuvenate

21:38

itself because mine's kicking motherfucking

21:40

ass. You can. Like fatty

21:42

liver you can reverse and

21:44

I guess alcohol liver,

21:46

whatever you'd call that. So there's an

21:48

actual liver condition called

21:51

NASH. I

21:55

don't know whether to laugh or not. No,

21:57

is it true? I looked up when I was...

22:00

Looking up I was like oh geez what's

22:02

the chance of me having that you have

22:04

Cabernet grapes in your I don't

22:06

know what it is It's just some Nash

22:08

syndrome or some shit, but then my triglycerides

22:10

were 85 Anything

22:13

below 150 is good Total

22:16

cholesterol 123 I ate a fucking

22:18

shitload eggs to 200 I

22:21

was HDL

22:24

43 anything above 40 is good and then my

22:26

LDL Was 63 anything

22:28

a hundred is good in my cholesterol

22:30

to HDL ratio. It needs to be

22:32

less than 5.0 mine was 2.9. I See

22:37

reactive protein was like fucking nothing.

22:40

So I Got

22:42

a good do my man. I got a

22:44

look at my night. You remember my here

22:46

we go triglycerides Non-alcoholic Nash is a liver

22:49

condition that occurs when fat builds up in

22:51

the liver So

22:53

what's the difference in that in fatty liver

22:56

or is that fatty liver? It's it's fat,

22:58

but it's a non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, right?

23:04

Obviously not named after you if it's not alcohol So

23:08

yeah, my wife had a reading once

23:11

a couple years ago that said, you

23:13

know fatty liver numbers And she's like

23:15

strict diet for like four

23:17

or five months. She went in and she

23:19

had reversed it entirely So I guess the

23:21

liver I guess the lesson for all y'all

23:23

today is that the liver is responsive to

23:25

diet Rather than I mean, but

23:28

it's one of those deals man. You can't fuck around. I

23:30

mean your liver, you know Everything

23:33

you put in your fucking mouth Put

23:36

in your body Go through your

23:38

liver Exactly And

23:43

your fucking kidneys

23:46

Hispanic causing panic I listened to

23:48

the pod at one point five

23:50

speed I've been listening to Sophia

23:52

sped up every week and it has such

23:54

an uplifting feel to it I've

23:57

only ever known T at his best. He's become

23:59

part of all of our lives his

24:01

song is my official start to my week

24:04

love to read those he had a birthday he

24:07

did he

24:10

did yesterday 12

24:12

yeah um

24:19

he didn't have a birthday I mean it would it

24:21

were you know we know it would have been he

24:23

would have been 28 you know I was really just

24:26

I woke up I

24:29

was just like oh fuck it

24:31

was like 10 and I didn't

24:33

hear there was no movement

24:35

in the house I'm just like okay nobody's moving

24:39

and I'm like fuck so

24:42

I just

24:45

yelled I said you up she said no I said

24:50

all right so

24:52

how are you she said eh so

24:56

I walked in there I said on the end of the bed

24:58

and I just looked at her I said I said I always

25:00

try to I

25:04

do what I try to do in life

25:06

is you try to find like that silver lining

25:09

and I said we're

25:14

blessed for the simple fact

25:17

that we got to both witness

25:19

his first heartbeat and

25:21

his last wrist

25:24

I said that's very rare so

25:28

I said you know he could have been wrapped

25:30

around a tree someplace he could have got you

25:32

know like there's a lot of it I mean

25:34

we just we were there and there

25:36

was a reason we were there because you know

25:40

he wanted us to

25:42

know he that was

25:45

so I I I never

25:47

considered that aspect of it in in

25:49

all of of our dealing with this

25:51

together but

25:53

I don't know Kevin that I wouldn't

25:58

be haunted I

26:03

just...it's so hard to say, I can't put myself

26:05

in someone's shoes because this is such an extreme

26:08

situation but... But

26:13

you're saying, and you can be the

26:15

authority in the room right now, you're

26:17

saying that it was a closure

26:23

for you and Tamara rather than a haunting

26:25

memory. It's still haunting

26:27

because I looked right in his eyes.

26:30

I was the last thing he

26:32

saw before his eyes rolled

26:34

back and he blacked

26:36

out. So I mean I know that I'm the last

26:38

thing he saw, which to me,

26:40

to a degree, because he was reaching for

26:42

me. At least

26:44

I was there. In

26:49

his mind, Dad was

26:52

there. So it's

26:56

always going to haunt

26:58

me. It's going to haunt me because

27:00

I didn't have

27:04

a problem with him having a beer before

27:07

he was of legal age.

27:11

I didn't...I don't

27:14

drink beer, so there's never

27:16

beer in the house. But I

27:19

would have it for...if we had

27:21

Christmas or Super Bowl or something,

27:23

he grabbed a beer. You're

27:25

not 21! Well,

27:30

are you...do you blame yourself for stuff? I

27:38

fucking drank when I was 12 years old. I smoked pot.

27:44

And did you really...I mean, no one thinks that telling your

27:46

kids don't touch a beer makes them not touch a beer

27:48

when they're on a cool way. Somebody's...because

27:53

I posted a picture of me

27:55

and my wife and my son. T's young

27:57

and T's in separate grade. And

28:00

I said, man, if I could just play this over from

28:02

here. And they

28:04

were like, whoa, would you stop

28:06

him from drinking? Dude,

28:10

you don't think I try to get

28:12

Scott to stop drinking? Like, the only

28:14

way you can possibly stop somebody from

28:16

drinking is to confine them.

28:20

Because people

28:22

that want people... People

28:25

don't understand anything about addiction.

28:30

It's just like... And

28:32

then you just... I'm not even gonna... And

28:35

it was... Whoever

28:37

sent it, I don't know if

28:39

they meant it in a

28:42

loving way, but fuck, I don't know.

28:44

So I just... I don't

28:47

have time to fucking process your bullshit.

28:50

You know, I just... I put shit on there because

28:52

I know that there's a lot

28:54

of... There was one person

28:56

that was saying how they... They

29:03

had lured in a coke and I just said, well,

29:05

you know... I started and I read,

29:07

it was just like their parents had gotten killed

29:09

in a

29:11

car wreck. And

29:14

I'm like, wow. Because that

29:16

to me is... That's

29:18

the one you don't rebound from. Because

29:23

you don't... I mean, I

29:25

know that when my kid passed, he

29:28

was in no pain. And

29:31

that's the thing. Was he... When

29:35

your child passes, was

29:37

he in pain? Was he scared? Like,

29:41

those are the things that would haunt me. He

29:44

wasn't scared. He wasn't afraid. He knew his

29:46

dad was there. And

29:50

for that, I mean, it's like a blessing. Gotcha.

29:53

Not losing my kid by any means, but to

29:55

be able to process that and go, was

29:58

he in pain? No, because I

30:00

point, once we got him to the

30:02

ICU, I told the doctor if I can get him fentanyl.

30:06

I don't want, I want the fucking transition. He's not

30:08

going to make it. You're telling me he's not going

30:10

to make it. His organs

30:12

are shutting down. Let the

30:14

transition be as fucking seamless

30:16

as possible. You

30:19

know? When you pointed that out

30:22

to Tamara, does

30:24

she, does she feel similarly?

30:27

No. She's a mom. I

30:30

didn't carry Tristan for nine months in

30:32

my stomach. Yeah. No,

30:37

I'm just, I don't think any man, that's

30:39

my whole thing with this, the

30:42

whole pro-life thing. Pro-life, pro-choice.

30:48

We don't, we don't get a vote. It's

30:52

not our body, you know? Like

30:55

they have such a different perspective and

30:57

a different, just

31:01

experience through the whole thing. Like

31:03

we're there to fucking make

31:05

the Mickey, the Willie Mays

31:07

polo grounds catch over

31:10

our shoulder. You know, we're there to fucking, all

31:13

right, you ready to cop the fucking, yeah, I'm

31:15

ready to cop, I'm ready. She's

31:18

just been doing fucking leg presses. It looked like fucking 2,000

31:20

pounds on it. Fucking

31:24

bowling ball just came out of her

31:26

vagina, but besides that, ah! Yeah.

31:31

Yeah. No.

31:34

28, he would have been, yes. He

31:38

would have been, yeah. And

31:41

well, happy birthday, T. He always,

31:44

because he was, he was so

31:46

afraid of that 27

31:48

club, because, oh God, I'm bad, and

31:51

he didn't make, he didn't make the 27 club, you know? And

31:54

I used to say like Morrison,

31:56

Hendrix, Amy Whitehouse, all those, yeah,

31:59

that whole 27 Club

32:01

I'm thinking fuck man

32:04

I think

32:08

Kurt Cobain too right yeah Instagram

32:14

a wrestling historian Kevin's time

32:16

as the WCW Booker should

32:19

be a click this

32:21

episode well it's a guest

32:23

Booker episode if you go to the

32:25

KC volt yeah but you know what

32:27

the thing is too though it's like when

32:29

you don't have creative control you're not

32:31

fucking the booker when

32:34

someone can go doesn't work for me brother

32:36

yeah you're not the Booker all

32:45

I'm doing is I'm the guy flicking

32:47

with my hand on the fucking rudder

32:50

you know

32:52

just kind of we'd already well we'd

32:55

already hit the iceberg you

32:57

know it's just at that point I mean everything I'm

32:59

just free the vessel well I'm just trying if I

33:01

can make it as you know keep it keep it

33:04

afloat as long as I can whether if I can

33:06

try to finish bok up on on

33:09

the main you

33:11

know the main deck so

33:14

we keep playing gentlemen I believe so

33:16

mm-hmm of

33:18

all the things they all

33:20

this predated reality television really I

33:23

guess there was some stuff maybe

33:25

what Osborne's maybe something survivor

33:27

maybe but god I

33:29

wish cameras were rolling for for all

33:31

these things that in

33:34

wrestling that are speculated about and

33:36

all these talking heads and pundits

33:38

and journalists that have

33:40

covered it just a couple of hundred

33:43

hours of the W stuff of Turner

33:46

CNN Tower in

33:49

you know what it's it's it's I

33:52

watched the vlog watch the first

33:54

two episodes

33:57

and it's still No

34:00

matter how you look at it,

34:04

it's like, I remember

34:06

what I'm saying. And

34:08

I'm saying on there,

34:10

here's this guy that looks like

34:12

a Greek God. Fucking

34:15

black trunks, black boots. I

34:18

mean, strong as a fucking ox, shoot

34:21

pro football player, all SEC.

34:25

I mean, like we got a

34:27

fucking stud. I said, and

34:30

then, and I say, Ben, you just fucking need

34:32

to get some skills. What

34:35

do they fucking put? Dude,

34:37

you need to get some skills. That's

34:40

the sound bite. They don't put

34:42

anything I put over Bill about

34:44

before that. You know,

34:46

it's still, and people don't understand it.

34:48

And they're just like, you know what,

34:50

man, I'm glad

34:53

that I took the demeanor. I did.

34:55

I got fucking stoned and I

34:58

did it kind of in character. I

35:03

just did it in character. Cause there's

35:05

a, there was the thing that popped

35:07

to me, the, the, the most last

35:09

episode that I said was cause

35:11

I, you know, like Eric's, I got walked in that,

35:13

you know, and there, and Eric was

35:16

putting up with a lot of shit from that other

35:18

tower. All those fucking cock

35:20

slaves that are fucking, you know, talk

35:23

slaves, please. Talk slaves

35:26

that are, uh, talking

35:30

on the thing. And I just, it

35:33

was, uh, you

35:35

know, Hey, we want me to help your book. You

35:37

want me to help. And

35:40

I said, in retrospect, they should

35:42

have said, Hey, you want to go to strip joint and

35:44

in retrospect, if I could, that should have been what I said.

35:47

Hey, you want to go strip joint. That

35:50

made the cut though. Sound

35:53

bite. Yeah. Cause my wife's like, I get

35:55

the fucking evil life of my wife. Why does it got to

35:57

be a strip joint? I dunno. It's good

35:59

enough. puts through school. Sons

36:03

of Sarek, Death of WCW is like

36:06

the Plinko board. You drop the puck

36:08

and at every pin it has a

36:10

choice to go left or right. At

36:12

the bottom there's just one panel that

36:15

says sell to WWF. The

36:17

evil stars aligned and that's where the puck

36:19

ended up. CK

36:23

2008, Abel, Shawn's

36:25

Pesci impression is fantastic.

36:28

Haha and on the

36:30

flip side of that, Lawrence Ritko says

36:32

Shawn Oliver should work on saying less.

36:36

That would be a hell of a

36:38

show with one person interviewing himself. Less

36:41

Pesci? Less Pesci maybe he meant

36:43

or maybe just less Shawn more Pesci as

36:45

you do it in character the whole time.

36:47

Maybe he missed the shoeshine boy thing, the

36:49

shoeshine guy that we got this week. Oh

36:51

Billy Bats, June 11th 1970. Give

36:59

me a little bit. You've been gone a

37:01

while. Is

37:04

he still alive Frank Vincent by the way? I don't think

37:06

so. He couldn't be right. I think it

37:09

was recently lost on there. It's

37:12

your fucking shinebox is that the scene

37:14

you're talking about? Yeah. It's your fucking

37:16

shinebox. Well Billy there's a lot of

37:18

people here you know. I'm kidding with

37:20

you. I've been away a long time.

37:22

I've been away six fucking years and

37:25

this kid fuck

37:27

kids like that in that ass. I fucked him in the can. I'm not

37:29

gonna break up my party. The

37:33

real Matt Kiefer. Let's

37:36

see. Okay yeah 2017. We lost Frank Vincent. Real

37:47

Matt Kiefer. It's not a recession. It's

37:50

a 43% increase on goods and

37:52

services i.e. inflation. I've heard that

37:54

somewhere. Problem hurting the blue-collar working

37:56

American. Citizen these days is inflated prices are

37:58

here to stay the same. new standard,

38:01

a cost of living. Absolutely. You know what

38:03

COVID did? I'll tell you what COVID did

38:06

in addition to what it

38:08

did to us. It showed corporate America

38:11

that we're willing to accept less

38:14

services, shittier options.

38:16

I steadfastly

38:21

argue that you are going to have

38:23

to order housekeeping at

38:25

hotels or just

38:27

deal with shoddy service in

38:31

the housekeeping area. Anyone in housekeeping can

38:33

tell me now how that's gone. I

38:35

guarantee you that there's been a half

38:37

reduction in staff since COVID and they

38:39

don't add it back. So

38:41

they know that we'll deal

38:43

with a reduction. Well, how

38:45

about this is one of my favorites, Sky

38:48

Clubs on Delta. So

38:52

now to get

38:54

status, it could be miles

38:57

and you would get bonus miles and

38:59

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

39:01

blah, blah, blah, blah. Now it's fucking

39:03

flat out. You need to spend $30,000

39:05

cash to become a diamond. There's no

39:07

shortcuts, nothing else.

39:12

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39:14

whatever the fuck you want to call it.

39:18

And they close those bitches

39:20

at nine o'clock and

39:22

there's 12 o'clock flights. So

39:24

for two hours with your

39:27

diamond status and 3 million miles,

39:29

you get to fucking walk around

39:31

like the night of the living

39:33

dead. So it's how much money

39:35

you spend on tickets. It's no longer how

39:38

many miles you fly. Nothing.

39:40

Wow. Nothing.

39:45

Remarkable. When

39:49

did that change? This

39:51

year. Wow. It's believable.

39:56

It's, you know, people just

39:58

going to have to watch their. Watch their

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40:09

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40:11

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40:14

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40:16

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40:18

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40:21

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40:23

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42:43

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42:47

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42:49

thing was as I walked, when I first

42:52

walked out there with, like there's

42:54

a picture that I put on Instagram of Tamara

42:56

and I and like there's

42:58

nobody in the stadium. So,

43:02

but when you have a box

43:05

like you've got to get to the box

43:08

because you have to order, like

43:11

they give you menus and you have to order

43:13

all the shit that you're gonna put in the

43:15

box that day. So somebody had to do it.

43:17

So since I was driving with my

43:19

sister and I went

43:22

with Tam and

43:24

we did, you know, and people

43:26

are like, oh, what is this? Groat

43:28

Groot? What is

43:31

this? You know what? Fucking

43:33

you can hate on me

43:35

all you want. Like

43:38

fucking, like number one. I wouldn't

43:40

even think to troll that. The

43:43

minds of people are remarkable. Yeah.

43:45

And then just like, yeah, I'm

43:48

such a moron. I'm

43:51

just gonna sit here in

43:54

this luxury box with

43:56

lowlid jumping up and

43:58

Bill Freehan's arms in the

44:00

68 series,

44:03

big giant picture and a couple

44:06

of screens and your own

44:08

bathroom and yeah, I

44:10

just, I'm just, I'm just going to

44:13

just torture myself for an

44:15

extra two hours. So

44:17

my, my, my sister, sister-in-law

44:20

can get everything organized for the 14

44:23

people that are going to be in that box that day. Box

44:27

life is pretty sweet, bro. I'll tell you. My brother

44:29

told me, he said this, he said, this is it.

44:31

He said, I will not come to another ball game.

44:34

He said, I have been, I

44:36

have been so yes,

44:40

Dom, I'll go in and set

44:42

instead of the seventh inning stretch,

44:45

which I thought this was crazy.

44:48

You have the option to go down on

44:50

the field and blow robot. Jesus

44:52

Christ. You get that metallic taste though.

44:54

Yeah. You might think that's wet. Yeah.

44:58

Nightmares a whole bit, but, uh,

45:01

I think, I think it take me out

45:03

to the ball game. So, and

45:06

I got yelled at because I said, you

45:08

know, root, root, root,

45:10

root. And they all say the Tigers. I

45:12

said for the home team and

45:15

they, everybody in my family, looked at me like,

45:17

what, what

45:19

was your not fucking Detroit's

45:22

not your team. Roo

45:24

from the high gers. Cause I root, root,

45:27

root, root. I said, well, whatever I

45:30

said, the home team, I'm like, you

45:33

know, I got a fucking pink

45:35

breast, uh, Detroit

45:37

Tigers, uh, breast cancer

45:39

shirt on. You

45:42

know, we, uh, I caged

45:44

a few times. I did a

45:47

box at the track

45:49

at the mental and his racetrack right

45:52

above the, uh, of the

45:54

president's box, right, right above the, the finish

45:56

line. And you have your own

45:58

teller in there. One window in

46:01

the room, open

46:03

bar, of course, food, all that shit, private

46:05

room, seating down there for

46:07

like 20 or whatever, and your own

46:09

teller. So no lines, no walking, because

46:11

the track is like... And

46:14

the different levels of the track, it's kind

46:16

of like society. You don't want

46:18

to be downstairs. The downstairs area.

46:20

It's like the mezzanine. You got to

46:22

pay... I think it was like two bucks to

46:24

get to the mezzanine. There's

46:26

a level of parsing

46:29

out that

46:31

happens there. Generally, the people

46:33

who are... Help me.

46:36

They're downstairs. Then there's

46:38

the restaurants in the track, but then you can get

46:40

the boxes up at the top. When I was working

46:42

at Deutsche Bank, we get a bunch of people

46:44

together and get a box up at the top. And

46:46

my brother did that for me for

46:48

my bachelor party before we went to stilettos.

46:52

So I take them... It's a museum.

46:54

A male strip joint? It's a museum.

46:56

Let's see. Every

47:00

guy in there is Cox as

47:02

thin as a stiletto. Cox.

47:04

Cox. That's the way.

47:06

Just crew apparel design. It's pretty obvious

47:08

that players don't like Clark or are

47:10

jealous of the attention. What I don't

47:12

get is the person bringing more eyes

47:14

to the game has

47:17

already changed your transportation for the better

47:19

and hopefully will make more money for

47:21

the league, which in turn brings up

47:23

salaries. The hate makes no sense at

47:26

all. He's

47:28

commenting on the Caitlin Clark. Well, that was

47:30

like they were... So they were talking about

47:32

her being left off the Olympic team. And

47:37

the person from... It was

47:40

a female that was involved

47:42

in the Olympic committee selection.

47:45

And she goes, well, she's

47:47

not one of the 12 best players

47:49

in the WNBA. And

47:52

I'm sitting there going, and Christian

47:54

Leitner was the best NCAA

47:56

player. was

48:00

he was one of the best when he was on the fucking Olympic

48:02

team. Right,

48:05

that's saying, but I'm saying yeah. He

48:08

was on the first dream team. He

48:10

was fucking out of Duke. And like,

48:12

and Leitner was. Who was he drafted

48:14

to? Was it Minnesota? I feel like it's

48:17

Minnesota. I'm gonna say Minnesota. Yeah,

48:20

I mean he was a good fucking ballplayer.

48:24

Hey, our local guy Hurley turned down the

48:28

Lakers job. Did you see that? Yeah, fucking

48:30

three years ago he was fucking taking him.

48:32

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49:38

Cordova watching old WCW shows.

49:40

The Vince Russo, f**k

49:42

the Marx, Russo was cooking. The episode

49:45

of Grand Wizard Kevin Nash as Scott

49:47

Hall's manager had me howling. I had

49:49

to go back and find that because

49:51

I'd forgotten about that. Classic

49:56

Russo. Love.

49:59

Got a lot. That's

50:01

when they were no longer drug testing. What

50:05

do you want me to do? I'll be right

50:07

back. Take a car ride. I'll be right back.

50:09

Well, that's

50:13

you. Vince was straight

50:15

as an arrow, right? Yeah, no, I've never

50:17

touched anything. Oh, he sounded like a good

50:20

idea to you. It did when

50:22

I came back. You

50:25

didn't just go to the top row of the bleach? No,

50:28

that was when we were... I think

50:32

Conan and Barry's are saying that when they

50:34

fired kid me and Scott stopped helping. Didn't

50:37

give any ideas anymore. Don't

50:39

you imagine that? You

50:42

also, if my chapter is

50:44

correct in my book

50:47

I'm working on with one of your friends, Eric

50:50

was put in a closed room with

50:52

you and Scott and kind of

50:56

pinned in a corner maybe? Something like

50:58

that. Circled the desk maybe? Maybe took

51:00

your watch off? It

51:04

was all for effect. Just flat on

51:06

our boy back. Exactly.

51:09

Then he goes... I mean, he

51:12

went back and probably can

51:14

definitely... That was one of the things

51:16

that... One

51:19

of the effective negotiation strategies? No,

51:21

but that didn't help the fact

51:23

that we were... I

51:27

would say it expediated our death. Taking

51:31

somebody that was as talented

51:33

and as versatile as he

51:36

was. Well

51:39

you were emotionally invested,

51:42

not Sean's part. Well

51:44

we were emotionally invested because the five of us

51:46

made a pact and we kept it. Yeah.

51:49

And that just... I mean, you're talking about...

51:52

You can say whatever the fuck you want

51:54

to about that business and we're liars

51:56

and we're thieves. The clique wasn't. We took

51:58

care of each other. question

52:01

for you. Yes. If the rocks

52:03

production company, what's it called again? Seven

52:06

bucks. Seven, right. If

52:09

they came to you and

52:12

said doing another four-parter life

52:15

and death of the clique. There's

52:17

no death. What's the death? The

52:23

separation. All right, life of the

52:25

clique, whatever, fine. Yeah, and then

52:29

fucking on

52:31

the what the third day fucking Paul comes

52:34

on up the cross and runs the company.

52:40

What a loss for us. The other

52:42

guys run NXT. Does Paul participate?

52:47

Huh? What's

52:51

the upside? For

52:54

him. Yeah. What's the upside for any of

52:56

us? Well,

53:01

if you're happy with how this series is

53:03

done and you can look at it as

53:06

like if everyone in

53:08

the company, Vice and Rocks company, if

53:10

they treat it well and you think

53:13

that it's a comprehensive and accurate and

53:15

entertaining series and you could have that

53:17

be the definitive word on

53:22

your friends. I'm

53:24

giving it a fucking two

53:27

and a half stars right now. Ooh.

53:32

Got two episodes left, bro. Yeah,

53:34

they better. Because

53:39

I mean, I was then again, like

53:41

I didn't realize like everybody would come

53:44

back with like and

53:47

I'll just have to the only reference I can

53:49

make to is to think they must have been

53:51

blowing some robots. They got a bitter metallic taste

53:54

in their mouths. Just

53:57

there's some bitter fucking pitch. Oh

54:00

yeah, well sure. Damn man. Like

54:03

I just keep making reference to the fact that

54:05

fucking I got paid, my check pal is like...

54:09

I recall it being a job. Am

54:11

I the only one? Well

54:14

you know the thing Kev is that your

54:17

position in that time,

54:19

you were in an

54:21

advantageous position. Because

54:24

you guys going over there got the

54:26

ball rolling and

54:28

no one forgot that over there. So

54:31

you guys were treated as the... you

54:33

know, you were magic and Kareem and

54:37

worthy and you know. So

54:39

that's a good place to be. But if you're... I'm

54:42

trying to pick someone off the bench in 1987 for the Lakers. Rambus?

54:48

Kurt Rambus, there's the visual. If

54:51

you're Kurt Rambus, your time there might

54:53

have been a little different. Might have

54:56

been treated a little differently. So

54:58

you have the fortune of looking at it from

55:01

atop the hill, Kevin. I know that we

55:03

walked around the locker room and

55:06

told everybody how much we were making

55:09

and said you need to go ask for more money.

55:11

Because you had the match clause. They didn't know

55:13

that. I

55:18

remember you or Scott or someone telling me how happy

55:20

you were when Brett came. They

55:22

thought fucking the sting money at

55:24

$750, they thought that was still

55:26

the ceiling. We're

55:29

like... Amazing.

55:35

We killed it. You

55:38

know what I'm saying? I killed it. So you're

55:40

saying no upside to tell this story.

55:43

The click story? No,

55:46

because the

55:49

good parts are the debauchery

55:51

and that's not Shawn Michaels

55:53

anymore. It

55:56

never was Paul, but I mean... I

55:58

don't agree. You've told me this

56:02

for 15 years when I first approached you about,

56:05

I think, a book back—well, it probably wasn't

56:07

15, maybe 10 years ago or something. You

56:11

said it's

56:14

all the train wreck stories that people want

56:16

in the partying and stuff, but I really

56:18

think that for

56:20

me anyway, the mark in

56:22

me and maybe it's just my age, but I

56:25

think the business portion of this, which

56:27

ties into everything we're talking about at WCW anyway, I

56:30

think that aspect of it, the

56:32

politics of what's going—what did you mean

56:35

to Vince at that time and

56:38

what did the promise of you guys mean to Eric?

56:41

Obviously not enough to have him

56:43

fucking match the contracts we were—

56:47

Exactly. Exactly. But

56:50

maybe is it legit that he couldn't?

56:53

Absolutely. Yeah. So

56:56

would you have done anything you could to keep

56:58

you guys? Would you have sold off whatever?

57:04

The water coolers and tightened down?

57:06

That whole fucking butterfly effect shit,

57:08

you know? If

57:13

I go down that rabbit hole, the first thing I say

57:15

is, what if

57:19

when you talk to magic

57:22

and he

57:24

says he's going to Michigan State

57:26

and you say, fuck, I'm going to

57:28

go with you? That

57:31

means, number one, boom, no

57:33

matter how you look at it, I'm

57:36

on a national championship team. It

57:41

changes my—but at the same time, do

57:43

I meet my wife? Do I have

57:45

my kid? Like,

57:48

you change one thing, maybe

57:50

I make it in the pros for

57:52

three fucking years. That's

57:55

some fucking token white goon

57:57

on the fucking—on some roster.

58:00

And I'm 20 fucking four

58:03

years old and now

58:06

I'm on my own and I'm trying to figure out what the fuck

58:08

I'm going to do. Of

58:13

course. It's true. I mean,

58:15

I have a, I mean, I look at things. Yeah,

58:19

I got, I blew my knee out making fucking

58:21

a pittance of what I would have, but

58:24

I still had a fucking 30

58:26

year run in

58:28

our business. So

58:32

well, your episode of guest Booker, a

58:35

fascinating one. If anyone would

58:37

like to go to the Casey vault, become

58:39

a member and watch it. I may be free this month.

58:41

Actually I saw it pop up was

58:44

if the outsiders stay

58:46

inside, what could

58:49

you guys have done creatively in WVU

58:51

was a book or in WWF.

58:56

But that aside, I

58:58

think it would be, I think it would

59:00

be a worthwhile project. And I know why you're

59:02

saying what's the upside. It's

59:04

all the stories and Sean's not like that anymore.

59:07

Of course. But I mean,

59:09

we see rock stars all the time,

59:11

profiled and documentaries and stuff talking about,

59:13

uh, talking

59:16

about their olden days from a

59:18

different perspective. No one would, I

59:21

don't think anyone would doubt Sean's over it.

59:27

I'm just over it. If

59:30

you open a different check

59:32

every three months with

59:35

those NWO letters, nobody's

59:38

over it because of, because of what

59:40

the NWO was. Start,

59:44

you know, that, that was an offshoot of the

59:46

clique. I get that, but I mean, it's just

59:48

like, I'm not over getting paid. I'm

59:51

just over the fact is I don't want to

59:53

tell the same story 300 times. I

1:00:01

get that and I guess what I'm saying

1:00:03

is what if it's not the same story?

1:00:05

What if it's done differently intelligently to lays

1:00:07

out things nobody thought about before? What if

1:00:09

you're an executive producer and you have some

1:00:11

control of it? No, I have fucking complete

1:00:13

control. It's

1:00:18

seven bucks in Spartacus productions.

1:00:23

Yeah, but does Zonka get tired of talking about

1:00:25

the 72 dolphins? I

1:00:29

don't know, I'd have to ask him. I'm

1:00:31

sure he does. I'm

1:00:33

sure he does, but every once

1:00:35

in a while I think something comes along and it's

1:00:37

different. It's not

1:00:39

the same 15 questions. It

1:00:42

doesn't show the same bullshit and posit the

1:00:44

same theories. It's

1:00:46

maybe done at a deeper level. I don't know,

1:00:49

I think a definitive four-hour

1:00:52

click documentary would be amazing.

1:00:56

It would do better numbers than this,

1:00:58

certainly, and anything that they've produced before.

1:01:01

It can't be a WWE production. It's

1:01:04

got to be an independent eye. Yeah, but

1:01:06

you can't because they own all the footage.

1:01:11

You can license it. Obviously,

1:01:13

they're always, yeah, but then

1:01:17

I still don't feel that this

1:01:19

is completely...

1:01:26

This is like when you're in third grade

1:01:29

and the person tells a story and they

1:01:31

tell the person behind them. The

1:01:33

game of telephone? And he goes, yeah, all the

1:01:36

way through and at the end the fucking guy

1:01:38

says, yeah, Tommy blew a

1:01:40

robot. So it's not

1:01:42

what happened. Yeah,

1:01:45

but with you and Sean

1:01:49

and Paul, nobody

1:01:51

else is telling this. But

1:01:54

that fucking... It's just

1:01:56

like the Beetle reunion when... John

1:02:00

Lennon got shot in front of

1:02:02

the Dakota when Scott Hall passed

1:02:05

that story's done. Because

1:02:09

he's not here to tell his part. Not here to

1:02:11

tell his part. Okay.

1:02:16

Well that's a different answer than

1:02:19

the what's in it for us. I'll

1:02:21

tell you all day long what's in it for you but

1:02:23

that's a different story. And

1:02:26

you don't think you four would be qualified

1:02:28

to speak for Scott? I

1:02:33

just watched the fucking special on him and had

1:02:36

three different, in the

1:02:38

same fucking documentary and

1:02:40

had three different stories about the fucking

1:02:43

shooting at the doll club, the

1:02:45

dollhouse. I

1:02:49

just don't want to, don't

1:02:51

just don't want to go there, don't want to

1:02:53

do it. America

1:02:57

I tried. Not

1:02:59

America. Globe, wrestling world. Let's just see

1:03:01

how this thing plays out, you know.

1:03:04

Like I said,

1:03:06

I really mean it

1:03:08

is. Two and a half stars, it's

1:03:10

not playing out. Well it means there's

1:03:12

nothing earth shattering. I think

1:03:15

fucking, it

1:03:17

almost seems the first two

1:03:20

episodes seems like Eric

1:03:23

Bischoff's taken a thousand body

1:03:25

shots. And

1:03:27

not once is anybody

1:03:29

saying in

1:03:33

the world the only person

1:03:35

that has ever beat Vince

1:03:37

McMahon at the

1:03:39

game of professional wrestling from

1:03:42

a business standpoint, from a

1:03:44

production standpoint, from a numbers

1:03:46

standpoint, is Eric Bischoff. Period.

1:03:51

I don't give a fuck. So you

1:03:53

can try to chip away all you

1:03:55

want what he did. But

1:03:58

the fact of the matter is, he

1:04:00

fucking is the only one on the

1:04:03

planet that has that and

1:04:05

he's happened to defend himself against

1:04:07

a bunch of fucking goofs. Mm-hmm.

1:04:13

If we um, alright,

1:04:15

so if they have a hard on for this, so if

1:04:17

the click documentary happened, right? Who who

1:04:20

would you want as executive

1:04:23

producer to be

1:04:25

interviewed? The thing I have to

1:04:27

say about the WCW documentary, getting

1:04:29

Jim hurt, getting the executive story

1:04:31

from just talking about the

1:04:33

WCW documentary. I think the way that

1:04:35

was job. Yeah I think it's like

1:04:37

when I watched the

1:04:40

rivalry of the rivalry show

1:04:42

of Hogan vs. Rock from

1:04:45

WrestleMania 18 in Toronto. Mm-hmm. And

1:04:50

the build-up when we came back and

1:04:52

everything but you

1:04:54

forget how fucking like it's

1:04:58

just how magic fucking Hulk was.

1:05:01

Oh. I mean, you,

1:05:03

I mean he looks like a Greek

1:05:07

God in that fucking ring. He's so

1:05:09

funny. I mean he's

1:05:11

perfect. He looks like a if

1:05:16

you drew a caricature of

1:05:18

a fucking professional wrestler what a

1:05:20

professional wrestler would look like. In

1:05:24

that era, yes, certainly. I've just

1:05:27

it's just it's like I watched that thing.

1:05:30

Granted, maybe I was

1:05:32

a little fucking stoned. But

1:05:36

I mean I had goosebumps several

1:05:38

fucking times and it

1:05:43

was so because I was there live watching

1:05:45

and watched it. Mm-hmm. And I was there

1:05:47

in Rosemont when he went out there

1:05:49

and Rock and and him for the first

1:05:52

time got face-to-face and

1:05:55

in the back fucking including

1:05:58

Mr. Pritchard. There's

1:06:00

a lot of 8020 fucking be

1:06:02

8020 rock if I can always lucky

1:06:06

And it was like like a 96 point

1:06:08

fucking for That I

1:06:10

can't hook it Yeah, that's

1:06:12

a quote Mr.

1:06:17

Know it all Who needs to

1:06:19

be the talking heads in

1:06:21

the click this in the click documentary?

1:06:24

Who needs to be call

1:06:26

obviously Vince and Eric JJ

1:06:28

crucial? JJ

1:06:30

just just to recreate the

1:06:32

the they're talking JJ

1:06:35

would have to be there Briscoe Briscoe

1:06:39

a big proponent of what you guys

1:06:41

were doing or were you were thorn

1:06:44

in his side? No, cuz Briscoe like

1:06:46

when we when Scott and I were

1:06:48

leaving and we fucking made a can

1:06:50

in India and

1:06:52

started smoking fucking hash and fucking

1:06:54

standing up and blowing the smoke

1:06:57

out of the fucking top of the bus and Briscoe

1:07:00

fucking came back there like got a

1:07:02

fucking power walk and sat down fucking

1:07:04

behind us. He goes Goddamn,

1:07:06

let me hit that. I thought the fucking boys

1:07:08

were dead. I was

1:07:10

just like fuck. Yes Jerry

1:07:14

brisket like Jerry Briscoe is

1:07:16

the fucking man. Hmm He

1:07:20

was just like he was sober he was just like I You

1:07:23

could see you could see me. It was with

1:07:25

all his fucking all his heart man.

1:07:27

He's just like I thought the boys were dead He

1:07:32

just thought we just turned into just bitches

1:07:36

Bruce is Bruce and did Bruce have a

1:07:38

hand I Didn't

1:07:45

really deal that much with Bruce I

1:07:50

mean, it's just it's it's just once

1:07:57

Bruce was more of I had more of like a

1:08:01

Like a friend and

1:08:03

a boss relationship with Bruce. Because

1:08:08

once Vince had my folder and

1:08:11

I was kind of going to be

1:08:13

the guy, Vince, I was just, you

1:08:15

know... You dealt with him, right. Yeah,

1:08:18

I just dealt with Vince. Shane,

1:08:21

what was Shane's role in all this? Is he

1:08:23

one of the talking heads in the clip? Absolutely,

1:08:25

because Shane was... I mean, Shane

1:08:28

has always

1:08:31

been fucking super hip and

1:08:33

fucking ahead of the fucking curve. See

1:08:36

somebody you bounce an idea off of and get

1:08:38

good feedback from? I

1:08:40

mean, yeah, but he was also a guy that

1:08:42

fucking... He had good

1:08:45

sneaker game before anybody had good sneaker game. I'll just leave

1:08:47

it at that. In the

1:08:49

ring, too, yeah. Ah, fuck yeah. Let's

1:08:54

see. What

1:09:00

about talent? Now, what talent?

1:09:03

Because we want to hear the

1:09:05

guys that understood what you were doing, but

1:09:07

I'd also want to hear the guys that

1:09:10

did not... I

1:09:13

think Divi Asi would be great, because he

1:09:15

fucking... He did not like us. Right. Mark

1:09:19

Henry was clearly going to bitch

1:09:21

slap Olias. No, but his problems

1:09:23

was showing. Russo,

1:09:29

right? I mean, Russo has to be. Russo...

1:09:34

You have to realize, Russo fucking... When the

1:09:36

clip was all together, he was in charge

1:09:38

of the magazine. But... But

1:09:47

when you go... All

1:09:51

right, timeline me here when he goes over

1:09:53

to Atlanta. Oh, that's...

1:09:55

Well, he's not... That's not Click.

1:09:58

He goes over to Atlanta, but... when when

1:10:00

Eric gets fucking let go.

1:10:02

Yeah. So that's

1:10:05

you Scott and Sean. Yeah, right. Hmm.

1:10:10

All right. So talent wise, so who

1:10:12

was down with what you what you

1:10:14

guys were trying

1:10:17

to do? And you considered an

1:10:19

ally? No, I know not

1:10:21

many, but Aldo Montoya, what's

1:10:23

his name? You

1:10:25

always said was could have been a could

1:10:27

have been a click member, right? Unofficial member

1:10:29

of the click. PJ. Yeah.

1:10:33

Spicoli. Spicoli, that's

1:10:36

right. Yes. Spicoli was freaking Scott

1:10:38

Sean boy. Might

1:10:44

be it. Jared was

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1:12:06

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1:12:08

by butch and sundance media would

1:12:11

he look back fondly

1:12:13

as a lightning

1:12:16

in a bottle or I think

1:12:19

regret not

1:12:22

doing everything to keep you no

1:12:25

I I just

1:12:28

said the events would look at it and just say

1:12:32

everything kind of generated

1:12:36

out of those five guys right

1:12:44

but it also was the sword that

1:12:46

he fell on yeah

1:12:50

but he rode that sword

1:12:52

back I mean it's like I've

1:12:56

always said man that we showed we showed

1:13:01

him how to build the Saturn that was when it

1:13:03

was time to go to the moon he fucking kicked

1:13:05

us out of the fucking capsule said I got it

1:13:08

from here while

1:13:11

they pulled a fucking hand out of fucking maze

1:13:14

box they're

1:13:18

done time to hmm

1:13:23

guys how about a

1:13:25

new video segment Kev how about a new

1:13:27

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little masculine okay and when I

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think masculine now because of my

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how my showers have been every

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morning this week I

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think of cream Oh cream Oh

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It's I actually had a girl

1:14:10

at the gym say What

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do you have on and it

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was this right? Yeah, no cologne. I was gonna

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say that I was gonna add that to the

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copy today I did not

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spray by chance Cologne

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on before I left

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the house. I don't wear cool. I don't

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I don't wear cologne Right. I just

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wear deodorant. Yeah, and

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this is such a such a Soothing

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right now in the shower have the bourbon vanilla

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do you I said Whatever

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is on sale He said have you

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ever heard of cremo go into the closet and

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get a cremo and I went in a clay

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He had 500 things a

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cremo shaving cream and that was the

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this morning I'm

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I get out. I take they take the cream. Oh

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take the do I do my showering

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I Get

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out now. I've got the good fragrance taints

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each pit Now

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I take my man

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scape grooming men's

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beard groomer Trim

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my beard and fucking the the

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Wally walrus fucking tusks coming out

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of my nose along

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with the fucking both ears. I

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mean I completely clicked this

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used every product. I

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said we are the total package. I said

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I might as well just take a blue

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chew and did. I said, a legs must

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have been spreading everywhere you went today. They

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must just all positioned. I have not been

1:18:21

to the gym and had some woman say

1:18:23

to me what do you have on? Yeah.

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I was just like really?

1:18:28

That's the best goddamn endorsement they could have asked

1:18:30

for. That's like the yeah.

1:18:34

Amazing. Amen.

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When I was in college me

1:18:41

and my film geek friends, all

1:18:43

of us not unlike Wesley, we

1:18:47

had a ranking we would refer to a

1:18:49

movie as a four-ball film. A

1:18:52

film that was totally masculine. That

1:18:55

it'd be nothing but men, nothing

1:18:57

but testosterone in the theater like

1:18:59

a good fellas or heat or

1:19:02

something. So yeah four ball. That's

1:19:04

a glorious bastards. Four

1:19:06

ball film. Right. So

1:19:09

this is called the four ball videos. I'm

1:19:11

gonna show you a video

1:19:14

and now based on yeah

1:19:16

you say oh god that guy's got a lot of

1:19:18

balls to try that. How many balls

1:19:21

does this guy have? Is it four

1:19:23

balls? Is it less? Is

1:19:26

this really a daring

1:19:28

individual? So here's the first

1:19:31

we're gonna go to a convenience store in

1:19:33

the hood somewhere and this

1:19:36

guy behind the camera behind

1:19:39

the counter is running a camera because

1:19:41

he's gonna be funny and we'll

1:19:45

see if he's got a lot of balls or not. Go ahead play the clip. I'm

1:20:00

speaking. You're speaking? You're speaking? You're

1:20:03

speaking? You're speaking? No,

1:20:05

you're speaking? Sweetheart. Oh

1:20:07

no. Yo, Eric. Y'all ain't with their

1:20:09

s***. Come back and hit your ass with this. That's what

1:20:11

I'm telling you. No, here it is. Oh, what you say?

1:20:13

What the fuck, bro? Oh, I didn't know y'all. I thought

1:20:15

you knew. Just my girl, why would you call these sweethearts?

1:20:18

What? Bro, I thought I thought you

1:20:20

was. Bro, come on. What you thought I was, bro? Bring your

1:20:22

ass back. I'm gonna show you how I am, bro. Hold on.

1:20:25

I didn't know y'all was together. You

1:20:27

ain't know that. I'm playing with people like that, bro. It's

1:20:29

dangerous out here, boy. All right. All

1:20:31

right. My bad, my boy. You all

1:20:33

good? He was out of the cell. That's crazy. Hey,

1:20:36

you have a going, baby girl. Bro, bro, who the fuck is you

1:20:38

on, bro? You twerping? They're not

1:20:40

telling you about that goofy s***, bro. You

1:20:43

on that little faggot s***, bro. What you mean, bro? What you mean?

1:20:45

Who the fuck is you talking to? You talking

1:20:47

to me? I'm talking to you. I'm talking

1:20:49

to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to

1:20:51

you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you.

1:20:54

I'm talking to you. Who the fuck is you

1:20:56

talking to? Who's that? I'm talking to you. I

1:20:58

said baby girl. Who? Both of

1:21:00

y'all. Ain't no business in here, boy. I'm saying

1:21:02

what the fuck. You see females in this? I'm

1:21:04

just saying, like, I thought y'all was on that. I'll f***

1:21:06

all that. You know? That ain't even

1:21:08

you, gang. That's what I'm saying. All that funny

1:21:10

s*** food. Your name is b****. Get snuck. You

1:21:13

know? We ain't know nothing about this s***. Your

1:21:15

ass tripping over here. Why y'all acting like y'all

1:21:17

scared? Who's scared? Who? Scared

1:21:20

of me. I'm not gonna lie. What?

1:21:22

Tell me where I'm talking to you. Who's

1:21:26

that? He's a b******* motherf******. You

1:21:30

got a b*******. I'm saying b******, I'm telling you. All

1:21:32

right. What I'm saying, because I called you baby girl. How

1:21:34

many balls? Is he a four ball? Is he four balling

1:21:36

right now? No. He

1:21:39

ain't got no balls because he's behind

1:21:41

a fucking plexiglass, bulletproof, fucking... He

1:21:44

ain't got no fucking balls. And he

1:21:46

definitely ain't got no sense unless he's

1:21:48

gonna live in that motherfucking behind that

1:21:50

motherfucking glass the rest of his life.

1:21:55

And on top of that, what

1:21:57

the fuck? So they're

1:21:59

beeping... fuck

1:22:02

but they let the guys say

1:22:04

F-A-G-A-G- No they were saying all

1:22:06

the F words so I don't

1:22:08

know what was being beeped exactly

1:22:12

because I heard the fuck

1:22:14

word more than a few times I

1:22:16

heard a gazeler I

1:22:20

did Alright so no

1:22:22

balls right because the glass

1:22:24

is keeping him protected Alright

1:22:27

I think I

1:22:29

wouldn't believe all that shit that guy talked from that

1:22:31

fucking tank the other day From

1:22:35

space Alright Florida

1:22:37

man or Jersey guy Two

1:22:40

real headlines, one from a Florida

1:22:42

man, one from a Jersey guy

1:22:45

Kevin uses his uncanny, Karnak-like ability

1:22:48

to identify each headline and where

1:22:50

the God of the ages is Participant

1:22:53

is from And

1:22:55

you know what it's not the first Karnak reference on the

1:22:57

show either We've had Buddy Rich,

1:22:59

Karnak, you had what's his name,

1:23:01

Jack Benny last week for God's

1:23:04

sakes, Bea Arthur Ok this is a

1:23:06

question I got So

1:23:08

I'm reading some of the comments on the

1:23:10

show and people are like, Milton Berle?

1:23:15

What the fuck? Don't write

1:23:17

in the answer

1:23:20

that we give ourselves You actually say

1:23:22

it Yeah it's like, no, do they

1:23:24

Milton Berle you dumb motherfucker You know

1:23:26

what they jump in right, they don't

1:23:28

wait for us to work it out

1:23:31

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1:23:33

just like, man, shut up Somebody

1:23:35

used like a contemporary comic too which was

1:23:38

way off I forget

1:23:40

who they were saying but it was

1:23:42

way off Alright, Florida Main, New Jersey

1:23:44

guy, Kev, first headline Where's

1:23:47

my pool pump? Enraged

1:23:49

man kills Buddy while pistol

1:23:51

whipping him during a dispute

1:23:53

over a water filter Ok,

1:23:57

we didn't have to do number

1:23:59

two We don't need

1:24:01

that fucking Florida. I

1:24:06

mean it is, but fuck. It's fucking

1:24:08

Jersey. Were you pulled? It's like, ah,

1:24:11

fucked one out of 300 people. Everybody's

1:24:14

got to pull fucking Florida. The

1:24:18

second headline, which I guess would have given

1:24:20

New Jersey, man arrested as

1:24:23

authorities investigate a string of

1:24:25

public masturbation. Alright,

1:24:28

the first headline takes

1:24:30

us to Osceola County.

1:24:33

Yeah, actually the masturbator was the pool

1:24:35

guy. And

1:24:40

then was beat with the pump. Yeah. There's

1:24:42

Joshua Miller. He killed his friend Joseph

1:24:45

Beck, who

1:24:48

this is in Osceola County, St.

1:24:51

Cloud, Florida. The

1:24:53

guy on the left is the murderer? The

1:24:56

man on the left allegedly killed

1:24:58

Joseph Beck on the right. Yes.

1:25:04

And yes, this was literally,

1:25:06

he repeatedly yelled at

1:25:08

the victim, where's my pool pump? According

1:25:11

to police, then allegedly started striking him

1:25:13

with a gun and

1:25:16

paramedics were not able to revive

1:25:18

him. And then in

1:25:20

Jersey, this takes us to now we're

1:25:24

in our fair state. I would have

1:25:26

to say the first one was, I'd

1:25:28

like to know his toxic, I mean, he definitely

1:25:31

has some- The blood alcohol count?

1:25:34

No, his fucking methamphetamines. How

1:25:37

much meth was inside him? We

1:25:40

go to Englewood, New Jersey, in

1:25:44

Bergen County, not far from where

1:25:46

Eddie Murphy and Tracy

1:25:49

Morgan have very large houses. Dawid

1:25:52

Iwasek was arrested, charged with

1:25:54

criminal sexual assault and sexual

1:25:56

contact, and endangering the welfare

1:25:58

of a child. Because

1:26:00

of a string of public indecency

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happen Kevin Oh

1:28:08

Yeah So

1:28:10

the minute I started talking about it I Got

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to get out of the Trump has that happened? The

1:28:16

minute I started talking about it the

1:28:19

click documentary I said it's a mannery

1:28:21

I said I'm stretching it for 15

1:28:24

So we make everyone's job easy and generate,

1:28:26

you know the whole deal and there's your

1:28:29

clip too that we talked about also It's

1:28:33

gonna happen entering I think I

1:28:36

think the Rockwood produced that yeah

1:28:38

for sure, right God

1:28:42

would not be great guys now talking

1:28:44

about all that stuff That's right,

1:28:46

man I'm

1:28:49

gonna keep working on I'm gonna keep working on it. Just

1:28:52

kind of I

1:28:58

have a book due in November, but after that have a

1:29:00

little free time maybe Did

1:29:02

that get announced yet? Sean? Yeah Got

1:29:06

announced and that night

1:29:09

by six my agent had

1:29:11

a Film

1:29:13

rights offer seriously. Have

1:29:16

you had another one? Just on the announcement? No,

1:29:21

she has We

1:29:25

met with her once just kind of laid out

1:29:27

what we mm-hmm our take is on everything

1:29:29

and then she's been dealing with Yeah,

1:29:36

Brit, but that's what makes the show funny When

1:29:40

the big guy smacks the little guy around doesn't all

1:29:42

look at this look what else Brit said, too Yeah,

1:29:45

what yep that all the Donald

1:29:47

Trump the Donald Trump Logan Paul

1:29:49

interview dropped three hours ago Oh

1:29:52

three hours ago. I'm gonna hit the other

1:29:54

the Logan Paul Donald Trump interview dropped. How

1:29:56

many hits does it have so far? In

1:30:01

three hours that's 118

1:30:03

thousand. Yeah. Oh

1:30:05

my god. I thought it'll be over a million Yeah,

1:30:07

and even in three out that's low. That's

1:30:09

bad. Is this really the interview? Is this

1:30:11

a tease? No, this is 53

1:30:14

minutes a little interview Yeah,

1:30:17

it is God

1:30:20

that route like fucking

1:30:22

old He

1:30:25

looks rough From the side you

1:30:28

can see through Trump's you see Trump's skull now Not

1:30:41

even the head of the actual skull goal I

1:30:44

was about to say if I were Trump's people I would

1:30:46

make sure that nobody ever shot him This

1:30:48

close on the side that you can see

1:30:51

through the hair Yeah, we have this I'm saying

1:30:53

that like the spray the difference in the spray

1:30:55

tan right here Where

1:30:59

you can see different shades oh by

1:31:01

the yeah That

1:31:03

like this is his natural skin tone, and

1:31:05

then this is whatever he puts on his

1:31:07

fucking face, right? I

1:31:09

was like interview with him like I guess

1:31:11

it was like Wil Kane or somebody and

1:31:13

like Cadence

1:31:16

is very very funny for a while, and then I

1:31:18

just stick of it Best

1:31:23

Trump impression I've ever heard done is

1:31:27

The actor what's his name Ray Charles? Yeah,

1:31:33

oh yeah, Jamie Fox you

1:31:35

never think right but oh

1:31:38

my god So

1:31:41

money Oh

1:31:43

my god Steve see if you can find a

1:31:45

two-second clip real quick Jamie

1:31:48

Foxx I'm wondering fucking if

1:31:51

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You had the breakdown on the liver. So my numbers

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hashtag ask Nash for God's sakes and we

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find you on social media and we

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try to get you here in the questions. I know people sometimes

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comment their stuff doesn't get asked. We

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would you do? This is the 80s

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singer edition. Who would you do?

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Pick one Madonna Pat

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Benatar Paula Abdul. You

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guys nail it weekly. Thank you.

1:37:01

Pat Benatar. You really?

1:37:06

I'm a very big fan of Pat

1:37:08

Benatar's voice but

1:37:12

just speaking physically like Bonnie Wise and

1:37:14

Paula wasn't bad. When she was a

1:37:17

Lakers dancer Marona.

1:37:20

Marona Madonna. Yeah I have

1:37:22

to go with Madonna. Pat Benatar is

1:37:24

still fine. Oh

1:37:27

today? Yeah. I'm

1:37:30

trying to be Tamara and I might go

1:37:32

see her and her husband. Yeah, Neil Gerardo

1:37:34

and her doing the road. I think they're

1:37:36

in Austin. We might go to their Austin

1:37:39

concert. I considered it. I

1:37:42

saw her I saw her twice the last time

1:37:44

I saw her was in Frankfurt. She

1:37:47

looks pretty damn good there man. Was

1:37:50

that a little high highs? Five foot spinner.

1:37:54

Yeah I always kind of had

1:37:59

a thing from the time. Imagine, they see,

1:38:01

it's like anything else. They

1:38:05

say the 80s version. I'm sorry, man. They're

1:38:07

not dead, so I have to go on

1:38:10

today's version. You go to today's stand-up. No

1:38:12

time machine, though, if you could drop yourself.

1:38:14

No, if I go to

1:38:16

today's Madonna, I'm like, you gotta

1:38:18

be kidding me. No, not today's

1:38:20

Madonna. It said 80s, so

1:38:23

I thought we could go back. But how do

1:38:25

you go back once you see that? It's

1:38:28

like something from- Not there yet. Like

1:38:30

fucking something from Dune. Fuck. Cause

1:38:35

it's not there yet. Like

1:38:38

the author in her prime was

1:38:40

Swamkin. Shit fucking

1:38:42

when Maude went over 230, she

1:38:44

was still hot. Hey,

1:38:46

wasn't Adrienne Barbeau and Maude? That

1:38:50

would rank high, right? She has to rank high.

1:38:52

No, she was in the first swan. She was

1:38:54

in the movie, Swamp Thing. I remember Swamp Thing,

1:38:56

but I think her break was on TV and

1:38:59

Maude. Was it Maude? I

1:39:01

feel like it was. Steve looked that up. I'm giving you

1:39:03

a lot to do today. While

1:39:06

you check that, I'm going to read Naim's

1:39:08

question. Recently

1:39:11

saw a promo from Royal Rumble

1:39:13

95 where Nash makes Brett crack

1:39:15

by asking if he's dreaming of

1:39:17

Susan Anton. Kev appears to have

1:39:19

a small gap in his front

1:39:21

teeth. Did he have cosmetic dental

1:39:23

work done before going to WCW?

1:39:27

Love the show. You

1:39:32

know, those were the days where they had

1:39:34

the sandwiches of catering. So I think it

1:39:36

might have been like a pickle slicer or

1:39:39

something, maybe just sitting on his tooth. Or

1:39:42

some pumpernickel bread. Lindsay,

1:39:45

remember Lindsay the cupcake girl? I think from

1:39:47

Baltimore. Well, she's married and

1:39:50

she writes, my new husband and I

1:39:52

are going to be in your neck

1:39:54

of the woods at the end

1:39:56

of June for our honeymoon. Staying

1:39:58

in North Readington. What

1:40:00

are some things we need to do and

1:40:02

see when we are there neither of

1:40:04

us have been there before North Reddington Geographically

1:40:08

tell me where this is No

1:40:13

you I would There's

1:40:16

no North Reddington anywhere there may I Just

1:40:20

assume everything's in Michigan Let's

1:40:23

see Adrian Barbos first major role was

1:40:25

Carol trainer daughter of Maud Finley There

1:40:28

you go. Get me an image on that Steve and let's find

1:40:30

out where the hell North Reddington is I have to do a

1:40:32

search for this is a Florida

1:40:35

maybe when she says that North is

1:40:37

she in the room tonight in Reddington Okay,

1:40:42

it looks like Florida

1:40:46

North Reddington Beach which

1:40:48

is It's

1:40:51

the West Coast That's a

1:40:53

golf. Yeah. Oh,

1:40:56

yeah by Tampa. Okay. Yeah, that's

1:40:58

uh, yeah, it's a cross from Kevin Can't

1:41:03

help you out about it not a Tampa guy

1:41:07

Go check out Hogan's joint. Yeah,

1:41:09

you still have it. Oh, okay.

1:41:12

Well, they night karaoke Let's

1:41:16

get some live audience questions, what do we have here

1:41:18

anyone here? Who's

1:41:22

here? Yeah, Rick will be at the bar waiting for you Tampa

1:41:28

Jen Vargo, hey Sean looking slim and trim brother. I'm

1:41:30

kind of plateauing at 30 like I lost 30 like

1:41:32

I was like 30 32 I'm kind of there. Thank

1:41:34

you though for noticing Jen It's

1:41:37

nice to be able to go down a

1:41:39

size or two Size

1:41:42

or two, it's a very chick thing.

1:41:44

It's not cyber. Good a couple of inches is what we say Not

1:41:47

like going down on a robot not like

1:41:49

going down on a robot whatsoever She

1:41:55

also says you have to get your close custom Oh,

1:42:00

Kev, do you have to get you close custom-made?

1:42:02

Maybe me. Or

1:42:04

do you go to a big tall men's store and buy

1:42:06

them? Most

1:42:09

of my stuff has to be custom-made.

1:42:11

There's a couple of places that get

1:42:15

close, and then I've got to go get

1:42:17

them altered. My

1:42:20

shoulders and chest are... I

1:42:23

think an athletic cut is eight

1:42:26

inches. My waist

1:42:28

right now is 38. My chest

1:42:30

is like 56, so that's like

1:42:34

20-inch drop. So my shirt... Oh,

1:42:37

you mean between chest and waist? Yeah.

1:42:40

Ah, got it. I got too

1:42:42

much for a drop. Gotcha.

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Van Boglen, another member of the Click

1:43:30

This TV Club. We just

1:43:32

lost... Kev, we just lost

1:43:34

the... Oh, Jerry West. Yeah,

1:43:37

Jerry West. Ah, yes. I

1:43:39

think it was last night. Where does

1:43:41

West rank in the Pantheon of great

1:43:43

NBA players? Overlooked.

1:43:50

But wasn't he more... I

1:43:53

mean, would we still be talking about Jerry West if he

1:43:55

wasn't the GM? Right? Yeah,

1:43:58

because... Play alone. I

1:44:00

think he went to nine

1:44:03

finals, but he only won

1:44:06

like three. We'd

1:44:11

be talking a lot more about him if Bill

1:44:13

Russell didn't have 235 rings. Instagrammer

1:44:19

Wrestling Historian asks, Another internet

1:44:22

rumor says you and Scott

1:44:24

tried to bring in Yoko Zuna to WCW

1:44:26

and have him do a run-in during your

1:44:28

match against each other at Halloween Havoc 98.

1:44:31

True or false? True.

1:44:34

Who was resistant to having Yoko come? Or

1:44:36

you didn't want to go? I

1:44:39

couldn't come up with enough money. Really?

1:44:45

Yoko was living in LA. Right.

1:44:51

I don't think, I think, Eric

1:44:55

might have gone, but not

1:44:57

sure. Alright,

1:45:00

someone else from the house. Let's go. What do

1:45:02

we got? I don't think writing

1:45:04

a big check for what was done was

1:45:06

something that was in the works at that

1:45:08

point. Oh, so it literally would have been

1:45:10

the run-in and that's it? I just remember

1:45:12

it was Scott. Scott reached

1:45:14

out to him and asked me

1:45:16

what I thought I would say I loved for

1:45:18

it. So I was like, yeah, absolutely. Got

1:45:22

it. Anyone else in the house got

1:45:24

anything? Ride us out. EP,

1:45:27

was Mean Gene ever considered to be a

1:45:29

part of the NWO? Just

1:45:32

off camera when he was drinking with me. I was going

1:45:34

to say he could hang with you guys. I don't know

1:45:36

about on camera though. Excellent

1:45:38

question. Who else? Someone else? Let's

1:45:42

see, anything? Kevin Gilbault.

1:45:46

Nash, do you have any Vermont stories?

1:45:48

I grew up in Bennington. I know

1:45:50

you guys had to drive through at

1:45:52

some point. I've told the story before

1:45:54

where me and Hunter

1:45:56

are driving from Montreal to go

1:45:59

to the to TV and somewhere in

1:46:01

Vermont, they're

1:46:04

plowing the roads and

1:46:06

there's the snow plows in front of us

1:46:08

like I can see it. It cuts

1:46:11

across and goes across that it goes to

1:46:13

the source plow up the other side. And

1:46:15

as we go where the

1:46:19

plows cut across it left like a

1:46:21

three-foot snow

1:46:23

trench across the middle

1:46:26

of the interstate and our car

1:46:28

hits it we're in a lumina and

1:46:30

it snaps the alternator. So as

1:46:34

we're driving we're losing the he's

1:46:37

Paul sick as fuck. I

1:46:40

mean Paul we've stopped and got

1:46:42

every over-the-counter cold remedy on earth

1:46:44

that's ingested

1:46:47

in him and we

1:46:51

drive and we drive and the lights are getting dimmer and

1:46:53

I can barely see it in the car that gauges and

1:46:55

I see a sign that says

1:47:01

there's some motel you know in front of

1:47:03

us on this exit. So I

1:47:07

go up the exit get to the top of it and

1:47:10

as I'm going down the car cuts

1:47:12

off and I just use

1:47:15

the momentum to get to roll

1:47:18

into a parking spot and

1:47:20

now the car's dead and I

1:47:23

go in and all they had was a

1:47:25

king-sized one room with a king-sized bed. I

1:47:28

said we'll take it and

1:47:30

I went in there and

1:47:32

turned the heat as high as it would go and

1:47:34

covered him with all the blankets and we

1:47:37

just woke up in the

1:47:39

morning and while

1:47:42

we were in Montreal somebody

1:47:44

had side-swiped us and

1:47:51

did some pretty good damage on the

1:47:53

alumina but when we

1:47:56

told him the story the next day

1:47:58

it was just like There was

1:48:00

a knock on the door. There was a brand

1:48:02

new car on a flatbed. They dropped

1:48:05

it off, gave us the keys and the paperwork

1:48:07

and took that. Beat the

1:48:09

shit one. And we were on

1:48:11

our way. Man.

1:48:14

I thought you talked about some snow. You

1:48:18

took care of each other. Uh, certainly, uh, one

1:48:21

of the stories in Waltman's book was, uh,

1:48:24

when he was, you stayed up all night when

1:48:26

he was out of it one time and you

1:48:28

guys like were standing them in the shower and

1:48:30

it's like a comedy of, uh, it

1:48:32

looks like the scene that plays out that

1:48:34

I had the pleasure of being able to

1:48:37

recreate with words was so

1:48:40

who was new there? Uh, Paul was

1:48:42

all. And so Paul smashed him. Go

1:48:45

ahead. So, so, so

1:48:49

Sean's taken like is somewhat out of

1:48:51

his mind and he goes

1:48:53

into complete so much convulsions and we're

1:48:56

looking at Denny's. So,

1:48:58

uh, we

1:49:02

get them out of the parking lot. We're like,

1:49:04

come on, you got to snap out of it.

1:49:06

And everything's smack at him. And then Paul walks

1:49:08

over and backs and we're like, Hey, you ain't

1:49:10

been with us long enough to hit him. So

1:49:14

we, we, we, we just

1:49:16

bail. We go in and we pay for the

1:49:19

meal. And what it was was was kid ate

1:49:21

a drink. I think it was a strawberry shake.

1:49:23

It was like, one of those things that we

1:49:25

use always say that certain things kicked them in.

1:49:28

Yeah. Right. You guys with your fucking carbs

1:49:30

and all that shit. So

1:49:34

we get to the hotel and we're

1:49:36

now afraid he's going to OD. So

1:49:39

we're, we, you know, kids always been

1:49:41

strong, like wiry, like he's one of

1:49:43

those guys that do pushups and dips

1:49:45

all day long. So we

1:49:47

just, we'd strip him down to his underwear

1:49:50

and we get the shower ice cold and

1:49:52

we fucking put him in the shower. He's

1:49:54

fighting us like a fucking badger. And

1:49:57

We're fucking holding him in this fucking thing. Get

1:50:00

him out and we'd wrap the fucking

1:50:02

that the bro burrow them and we

1:50:04

take turns walk him up and down

1:50:07

the hallway. And would

1:50:09

was one dialogue love It or the Susie

1:50:11

Sir to forget. It

1:50:13

back in the fuck is we did

1:50:16

this by him for hours? Yeah. May

1:50:18

I guess this movie called and I'm gonna

1:50:20

read you. The. End of the

1:50:23

chapter That. I wrote about

1:50:25

this incident diseases in Iowa thing

1:50:27

can get My favorite line is

1:50:30

your first. Survey. Again,

1:50:34

I remembered none of this. I'm told. I

1:50:36

was so out of it that my boys

1:50:38

became concerned to try to get me to

1:50:40

regain consciousness was getting into the hotel. None

1:50:42

of them except Paul were likely in any

1:50:44

condition resembling normal and are there. They were

1:50:46

trying to revive a possible future star of

1:50:48

weekend at Bernie's. Reboot: It

1:50:51

must have been some fucking seen Paul began

1:50:53

smack him yet of desperation trying to wake

1:50:55

me ska cat piss am yo He yells

1:50:57

un been with the company long enough to

1:50:59

him that hard I vaguely remember some of

1:51:01

their efforts like thrown in a cold shower

1:51:03

that made a memorable impression, though not enough

1:51:05

to bring me out of my stupor. I.

1:51:08

Was in pretty bad shape enough so for

1:51:10

kids to volunteer, sitting up in my hotel

1:51:12

room and babysitting my unconscious ass all night.

1:51:14

I woke up in the morning and there

1:51:17

he was just staring at me. The guy

1:51:19

stayed up all night and washed over me

1:51:21

making sure I'll be okay. We.

1:51:23

Had to put you in the shower he said. I

1:51:26

felt badly but was so impressed by how they

1:51:28

stood by me. These guys were

1:51:30

special. Kev. Went on. I.

1:51:32

Couldn't believe how small you take. Lots. Come.

1:51:41

On if that doesn't sell a

1:51:44

book gallo it says that so

1:51:46

we'll watch a match that se

1:51:48

it's develop those illnesses as last

1:51:51

and how. He says

1:51:53

well. The matter how

1:51:55

it looked to this was Thank you for

1:51:57

saving my life. Rak.

1:52:02

Oh man. That's

1:52:04

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