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My name is Father Leo Moss. It
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had already been one of the more difficult
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days of my life when the accident
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happened. I was driving
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home at about one in the morning from a bar, a bar
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where I would not have been save for my distress
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over a conversation I'd had six hours
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earlier.
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Bishop Cain had called me over to Rossi
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Street unexpectedly for a talk. She
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courteously and carefully laid
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out my options for transfer
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to a parish in either Missoula
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or Denver. She plied
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me with many compliments and thanks for
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my work in Boise, but she
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explained that the distraction,
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the
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murmur unfortunately caused
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by the investigation into my alleged
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inappropriate financial conduct with
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a member of my congregation had
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been judged great enough by the
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Right Reverend Thomas to warrant
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a sort of
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disinfection of the situation,
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as the bishop put it. I
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believe in you, she said, and shook
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my hand firmly and gave me some
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papers to take home and examine. And
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I thought, with some measure of guilt,
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if you believe in me, then
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the facts should make a
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difference. But the
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facts had not and would
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not make a difference.
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I saw that clearly.
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No one was willing to look deep enough or ask
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questions uncomfortable enough to bring
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to light everything that should have been.
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And so, after signing those papers alone
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in the vicarage,
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I slung off to a bar called Reggie's Roost
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at En Route 21 south of the city,
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and I stewed in my anger.
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Just two beers for me, mind you. I
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sat alone near the empty karaoke
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platform and tried to look at
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it all through the lens of a test.
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Yes, one more test in the life of
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them. And I would pass
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this one the same way I had passed the others. With
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my love of God, I did. God to arm me, that
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love which for me is the single
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truth that can't be corrupted
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by rough seas or
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redefined according to changing times
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and attitudes. Since
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I was an adolescent made almost dizzy
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sometimes by the infinite possibilities
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of that truth,
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I had followed it steadfast. But
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on that one night, I
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allowed myself to simply hate a
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little. To distract myself
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from my situation, I played darts with the
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foreman of a furniture warehouse and I got
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into a discussion about movie musicals with
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two elderly women who marvelled
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that someone so young even knew who
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Jean Kelly was.
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When I left the bar to drive the 16
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miles home, I was sober
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and rational, just a little worried
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about the flurries that were falling.
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It happened near Lucky Peak,
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where 21
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starts to twist and turn
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all the way northeast to Stanley.
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I stopped briefly at one of 21's very
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few blinking red lights and
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took the opportunity to wave the car
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behind me around. It had been tailgating
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me for the past three miles and I was thoroughly
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fed up.
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After a pause, it began to
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maneuver to the left of me.
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Instead of using the shoulder to squeak
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by, the driver used the
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oncoming lane. As
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soon as that car started to pull past me,
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something huge came out of the dark
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into the glare of my headlights.
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I heard it tear the underbrush before I saw
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it, an animal body moving
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at great speed out of the woods to my right.
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Never in my life had a thing that size
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rushed toward me like that. Even
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though I was safe in the car, I cried aloud, twisting
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the wheel to the left and putting enough pressure on the
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gas to lurch forward in
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evasion. The animal was a fully
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mature elk,
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head low,
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in an instant it made a mockery of
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all the tepid two-dimensional videos I'd
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seen of them in the wild, its enormity
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and power driving mute
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terror into me.
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I heard its hooves clack on the pavement
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and saw its eyes glittering in
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the high beams, and then there was a soft
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scraping sound as my car connected
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with the one beside me, which had slammed
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on its brakes and never cleared me. The
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elk grazed its front bumper just enough
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to set the car, a tan Mercedes,
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rocking gently.
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The panicked beast galloped into the woods
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on the other side of the road, plowing into the
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brush. Its antlers must have
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risen four feet off its head,
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one bare instant of its unfiltered
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size and power making a physical
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threat, and then gone.
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I had finally encountered the reality
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of the wild on whose domesticated
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edges I had lived for three years.
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Realizing I had scraped the Mercedes in my
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panic, I couldn't stop myself from releasing
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a burst of profanity. I took a moment
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to collect myself,
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then shut off my engine and stepped
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out into the cold, silent road.
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The other car rested beside and
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just a few feet ahead of mine.
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It bore clear marks on the passenger
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side door where I dinged it, meaning
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an inevitable and expensive repair
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job. The driver already
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had his window rolled down.
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It was a man in his late thirties, maybe
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dark red hair,
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clean shaven and professional looking.
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He didn't move as I approached him. I
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asked him if he was alright and he gave
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me only a distracted half nod.
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I craned my head to check out his front bumper,
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which seemed unmarked and secure.
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When I gave him this piece of silver lining,
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I again received only the slightest positive
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acknowledgement. He looked like a man
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trying to work through a complex geometry
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problem in his head, refusing to let me
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or any
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else distract him. I
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told him I suppose we should exchange insurance information
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and turned to head back to my
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car to get it. The quicker the better, though
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the flurries had stopped, I was getting
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uncomfortably cold. In
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response to my statement, he finally
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turned his head to me and made apathetic
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eye contact. Though
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he was well-dressed in a casual
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way, he looked pallid and
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weary. I have no interest
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in that, he told me quietly.
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I had to have him repeat that
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odd sentence. So he
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did with the exact same tone
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and inflection. A lifeless
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carbon copy. I
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said I believed it was the law, but
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this seemed to go right through him.
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His eyes drifted to my clerical
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collar. I was still wearing it under my
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old jacket with the Nashoda House Seminary
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logo on it.
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He asked me if I was a priest,
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but then had no verbal follow-up
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to my affirmative reply. Nothing,
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only silence.
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Finally, he opened the driver's side
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door and stepped out onto the road.
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He didn't immediately examine the damage to
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his car as I expected, though. Didn't
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look at it at all, in fact.
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Instead, he first took in the
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horizon over the mountains,
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walking a little ways toward them,
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and then he stared down at the road
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mournfully.
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The blinking red light over our heads could
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be heard clicking when it went on and
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off every few seconds. There
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was not even a proper intersection, only a
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place where vehicles could turn left
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toward an industrial access path
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whose gate was now locked tight.
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At this hour, the enforced
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stop seemed infuriatingly
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without purpose, except maybe to calm
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speeders on this long stretch that
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invited raucous driving.
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My man asked me where we were, and
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I told him. It
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came to me for the first time that he might be
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drunk, but his steps were
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perfectly steady on the pavement. His
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Mercedes had Wyoming plates.
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Rather than pursue his history,
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I merely suggested we could be on our way and
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out of the cold if we just swapped
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our info now.
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He asked me, why
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did you feel the need to turn
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the wheel and lurch
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like that? I
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was taken aback.
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I told him it was just instinct.
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You thought you could create
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that much space, he said.
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Not angrily, no, but I
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saw a disturbing amount of hostility
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in his expression.
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This was a man interested in picking a fight.
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So I softened my own
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tone even more, offering
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that yes, I guessed there wasn't much point
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in hindsight,
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but this would not suffice for him.
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I'm not hearing an apology,
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he said. The left half of his
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face became bathed in red
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light under that alternating electric current,
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and it went dark again
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over and over. This was
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it, I realized. This was road rage.
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The quiet kind, maybe, but
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still worrisome. Chilling.
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This was encountering the wrong
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man at the wrong time. I
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stammered something about how
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the elk had come out of nowhere. I hadn't had time
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to process.
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It looked enormous. I did
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what had simply come to me.
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Even in the middle of these feeble sentences,
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I felt my own mood turning
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darker. I was getting angry at this
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provocation. So
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in your mind, said the
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man, squeezing his eyes shut as
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if my ineptitude was giving him a headache,
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you...
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did nothing wrong. A
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pickup truck approached our spot from
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the direction we'd both come, moving at a
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troublingly high speed and just barely
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slowing. It blew right through
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the light and kept going.
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Maybe we didn't look terribly distressed,
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this man and I, almost like two
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guys conferring about directions. Still,
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the callousness of the person in
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that truck was distressing. It sped
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away without a care.
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I made my final plea to the
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man that this was all a matter
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for the insurance people to suss out, hoping
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he would finally let me go.
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He asked me again if I was a priest
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and where.
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I told him. Again,
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he seemed not to know
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just what to do with this information.
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He mused upon it.
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He'd been getting steadily closer.
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Then he caused me a panicked moment when he took a long,
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sudden step towards me. But
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he was only trying to get past me to finally
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examine the accident damage. He
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crouched before the door.
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There was a single long smear
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of maroon paint from my Camry
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below his door handle.
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He laid at the tip of his index finger with
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strange gentleness on
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the smear, tracing its
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entire length.
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I was doing my best to collect myself
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and remind myself of who I had
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always tried to be. I
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asked him where he was going.
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He emerged from his reverie and straightened
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again.
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Just away, he said. My
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wife has changed. She
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needs help, but nothing
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works. My
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wife has changed. Not my
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wife is sick or my wife left me.
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He could have meant anything. Shivering
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alone. little
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I made what I thought was a delicate and tactful
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inquiry as to the nature of
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the help he was looking for, but
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he cut me off mid-sentence. "'Doesn't
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this just sum it
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up?'
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he said. Not even a priest
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will listen to facts." As
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I stared at him, mute with
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confusion, he added that this seemed
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like the perfect night for our
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paths to cross, because now, with
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just a few sentences between us,
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he could cross everyone
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off the list. Absolutely
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everyone.
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Whatever positive will I had been trying to
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summon was leaving me.
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I couldn't help it. I was getting genuinely
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mad. I inquired
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reluctantly as to what facts he was talking
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about.
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He explained to me, with the tone of someone
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speaking to a child, that the insurance
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company was definitely going to side with me,
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because he had moved into the oncoming lane,
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even though I had waved him around.
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That was the incontrovertible truth
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as they would see it. "'I
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waved you around,' I said, because
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you were tailgating me.' "'So
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in your version,' he
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replied, "'I intimidated
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you. Is that right? I
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put myself in that place.' He
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was moving closer to me again.
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It was about that moment when I stopped
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being Father Leo, and it was
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nothing more than Leo Moss, who
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had once been suspended from high school for
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coming up behind my 11th grade bully
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and knocking him to the floor of the hallway outside
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the library with one hard punch
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to the spine.
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I began to explain to
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this man that if he had followed at
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the right distance what the guidelines
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generally were, I
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would not have waved him around. Besides,
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he should have used the shoulder anyway for safety,
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because, as he seemed to agree,
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the road bent and the curve ahead
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was over." Almost blind.
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He took real exception to this last bit, noting
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how unusually bright the sky
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was that night, with visibility ahead
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actually being quite good considering the hour.
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Quite good. Of course, headlights actually made
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that a moot point, but still, he wanted to challenge
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my loose choice of words. Blind
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curve. Blind curve.
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Another example of me not
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dealing
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in fact. The fact
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is, he said. Your
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turn, your little gambit, was
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random and unwarranted.
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He was just three feet away from me now, one
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hand pressed to the hood of his car.
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Though I found myself wanting to
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win this somehow, wanting to cut
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him with just the right word or a bit of
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infallible logic, I
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backed down.
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You need to learn to control your impulses.
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Mr. Andawal had lectured me after
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my suspension, and I have never forgotten
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either the cruelty or the essential
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wisdom
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of that phrase. I
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pulled my wallet out, and from it I took, with
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a shaky hand, one of my contact
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cards.
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I took my own step forward and
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pressed it firmly on the hood of the Mercedes
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and backed away, pronouncing the argument
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pointless because of the existence of accident
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reports.
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He was welcome to claim whatever he liked.
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If he wasn't quick in picking that card
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up, the breeze was going to blow it away.
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But he didn't. He barely
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glanced at it, and sure enough, it
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tumbled onto the road.
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The man reiterated to me that he was
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done with all of this, though what
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this meant remained unclear.
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This was the end of the road for him.
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There was a hollowness and stoniness
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to the statement that frightened me. He
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told me that when he had seen my color,
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he'd thought, maybe, just maybe,
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it was a sign. He wasn't looking for
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it. for salvation or anything. He only
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thought I might listen
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to the facts that others had
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dismissed.
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But he said he was clearly wrong. That
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was when things turned just a little again.
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11 years in the priesthood had begun to educate
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me about what someone sounded like when they were
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clinging to their very last thread.
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Most people don't know how to honestly express
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that so it gets cloaked in hostility, accusations,
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circular reasoning.
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I asked him to please tell me what it
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was that was disturbing him, what it was exactly
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that was troubling him. What about his wife?
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And I know I suddenly sounded like some movie priest,
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but it was what it was. We
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both heard a low muffled
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scraping sound from nearby,
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quite close, very quick.
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The man turned his head idly
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toward it.
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Its origin wasn't clear.
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It could have been some unseen small
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animal crossing paths with stray
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broken glass on the pavement or even
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a mechanical component settling
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awkwardly inside the man's engine or mine because
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of the cold.
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My contact card skittered a little further
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away on the pavement, flopping the face
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down.
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By morning, it too would be
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deep in the woods. 13 months
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now of doctors and lunatics
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on the internet, said the man. He
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informed me he'd bought a gun
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the week before and it
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held it dozens of times at home before
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finally getting in the car and starting
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to just drive for days
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in an attempt to escape its possibilities.
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But you know, he said with a weird
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pained smile,
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my anger seems to be going
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more outward now. To
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demonstrate, he thrusts his arms out
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in my direction and one clean snap
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is pushing something away
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and he laughed at this odd image he'd
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created.
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The most cynical laugh
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one can imagine.
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I made one last attempt to get
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him to back up
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and explain it all to me so it made sense. But
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he would not let go of the belief that it was
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me who was keeping us from dealing
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in facts. The truth
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is, he said, this was
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your fault. Tell
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me it was your fault. Tell me that
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so I know it's in your heart and
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then I can talk to you.
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Something bad was going to happen physically,
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I thought. If I didn't fold with some very
18:31
convincing play acting right then, a physical
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altercation was ground. I was terrified to draw
18:36
it.
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So I did fold, acknowledging with a slight
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stammer that maybe he was right. I
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wasn't that great a driver. I didn't have much
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experience with sudden events on the road.
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He knew how it was, right? You developed
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this muscle memory.
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No, no, he interrupted.
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That gets us farther away. I've been
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placated until my head explodes.
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It's got to come from your heart. Don't
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you understand?
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His eyes were
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getting wide. He wasn't drunk.
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He was, I believe, going mad.
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Whatever it was, I thought it was something outside
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of himself, some unstoppable
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force bringing him fear and stress
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and locked doors with no way out. But
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I had to self preserve that above all things.
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I'd come close to being a victim to madness once
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before. Almost every priest or counselor
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or first responder has had that very
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rare brush.
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I'd been told by an elder that the sad
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but critical strategy was to say anything
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that would maneuver you past it to safety.
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I apologized gently in a softer
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voice for whatever he was going through.
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And for any way I might've made it worse.
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I gave him my full name and again the name
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of the parish and told him I could be contacted
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there, either about the accident or
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anything else. I backed
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away a little faster than was polite and
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went around my chorus front end with the door, breathing
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hard. I opened it and got
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in, hoping the abrupt finality
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of my movement would leave him with no way to
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extend the scene.
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And it seemed like it had worked.
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He moved toward his door too. Opened
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it. Got
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in. He stared through his windshield blankly as
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I started my engine.
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This seemed to cue him to start his
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too. We were moving on.
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It was over. Let it get ugly
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later from a distance. That was just fine.
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There would be plenty of room and time
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to chastise myself for my
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weakness, my heartlessness
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later at home.
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Now though, just as I was twisting
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the wheel away from his car and putting
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mine into drive, he hit a button and his
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passenger side window was rolling down. He
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tilted his chin upward in a gesture suggesting
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he had something more for me to hear.
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God help me.
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I rolled my window down in response, feeling
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overly safe,
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one foot hesitating on the brake, knowing
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I could be out of there in a heartbeat if need be. Tell
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me one thing, he called to me across
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the narrow distance between our cars.
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What is your
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definition of
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tailgating? I
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said, what? He
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lifted a hand to the ceiling of the car and cued
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his dome light. A weak
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white glow fell upon his haggard
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face. Let's see if we
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can agree on this one thing,
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he said. But no,
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I told him we had talked this out long enough.
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Define it, he said insistently
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and added that if we could achieve this one
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common point of fact, he
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would tell me everything. And
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whether what overcame me was the
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residual anger over my unjust
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transfer out of my parish, or
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simply the sense that he had tricked
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me, and had never intended
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to quite let me go, I
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almost opened my eyes. openly sneered
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at this poor man, fueled by
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an immature need to take a controlled
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but icy parting shot. "'You
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were following close enough to make
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me uncomfortable,' I
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said. It was dangerous.
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"'You
22:17
didn't think it was dangerous,' he replied
22:19
quickly.
22:20
"'That's what everyone claims. You were just
22:22
irritated. Admit it.' I
22:25
said nothing.
22:27
I have no
22:29
common point with anyone
22:31
anymore,' he told me finally. And
22:34
then he smiled once again. "'See
22:37
how you like this, you liar,' he said,
22:40
and his left hand, which had dropped from the dome
22:42
light out of sight on his left side, emerged
22:45
again as I heard the sound of his trunk unlatching
22:47
and popping open.
22:49
It lifted smoothly on its hinges, with
22:51
a kind of neat engineering efficiency
22:54
I'd never be able to afford.
22:56
I craned my head to look, alarmed. Something
23:00
large began to crawl out of the trunk,
23:02
some bulky, dark mass
23:04
eager to emerge.
23:06
As it did so, the man stepped hard on the gas,
23:09
and the Mercedes leapt forward, causing
23:11
the living cargo to tumble
23:13
out all at once onto the road.
23:15
The tires left long streaks in
23:17
the pavement as the car revved away, headlights
23:20
remaining off.
23:22
The red glare of the taillights lit
23:24
the thing on the pavement only for an instant. I
23:27
saw a dark body with long,
23:29
hairy arms and short legs
23:32
and a head much too large for its shoulders.
23:35
It pushed itself up from its awkward landing
23:37
and tried to stand fully erect, but
23:40
the construction of its body was
23:42
so crude and disjointed
23:45
that it could achieve only a hunched,
23:47
precarious balance.
23:49
It came right for me in frantic pursuit,
23:52
half hopping, half shambling
23:55
toward my window. I hit the gas
23:57
pedal, but my wheel remained turned dramatically
23:59
to the road. and my car sprang almost
24:02
directly at the shoulder.
24:04
I hit the brakes before I lost control entirely,
24:06
and then the shambling thing was on me.
24:09
It slammed into the side of the car clumsily
24:11
and its head protruded through the
24:13
window, which had remained rolled up only halfway
24:16
after my final exchange with the
24:18
disturbed stranger.
24:19
A dripping canine mouth
24:22
spewing hot breath was opening and closing
24:24
like a machine inches away from my face.
24:27
I felt a wet, furry snout
24:30
brush my cheek and angry snarls
24:32
washed over me. The creature was furious
24:34
to be thwarted by the pane of glass keeping
24:36
it from full entry.
24:38
Two big, misshapen eyes
24:40
showed nothing but white,
24:42
like protruding bulbs of garlic.
24:45
It was the arms that destroyed any
24:48
notion that this was fully a wolf
24:50
indigenous to the area. They were long
24:52
and angular, and one
24:55
bloated paw was able to grasp the
24:57
base of the wipers as I hit the gas again
24:59
to try to shake the beast off. The long,
25:02
hairy fingers protruding from the other paw
25:04
clamped over my window glass. The
25:07
head shook back and forth crazily
25:09
as it fought for every inch of penetration
25:12
into the vehicle.
25:13
I had to beat the animal off with both hands to
25:15
survive the attack, desperately grabbing
25:17
at the wheel only in strobe bursts
25:20
of attempted control. The car
25:22
wove almost randomly.
25:24
Contrary to what seemed possible, the animal
25:26
was managing to push itself further in,
25:29
its stumpy legs only touching the
25:31
pavement when it was possible to gain leverage.
25:33
Its jaws snapped, missing
25:36
my throat by an inch, and I
25:38
slammed hard on the brakes one last time
25:40
before we drove off the road into the trees. I
25:43
ducked while thrusting my left hand outwards
25:45
until my attacker snapped twice, but
25:48
I was only risking the loss of my fingers.
25:50
In the scuffle, my entire hand arced
25:53
directly through that canine mouth
25:55
and came out slick.
25:57
I lunged for the passenger side door, grabbing
25:59
the-
25:59
handle with my right hand and hauling myself
26:02
toward it. The car was drifting ever
26:04
forward so the beast had to struggle
26:06
with its balance, barely keeping it from
26:08
full propulsion into the car.
26:11
I scrambled into a prone position on my back
26:13
and kicked at it. Its shoulders were
26:15
fully inside now. The animal's head
26:18
ripped the fabric on the underside of the roof
26:20
as it came.
26:21
Its teeth got hold of one of my shoes
26:23
and it yanked its head left and right in a blunder
26:26
blur of motion. Its dumb white
26:29
eyes gazing it.
26:31
I pulled my foot back hard and lost
26:33
the shoe to its mad thrashings. It
26:35
struck the steering wheel and fell out of sight. I
26:38
realized as I got the door open that my attacker
26:40
had become wedged hard in the window
26:42
gap, so eager to rip me apart
26:45
that it had lost its sense of space entirely
26:47
and could manage neither to get any further into the
26:49
car or pull itself out.
26:51
That was what saved me.
26:53
I pushed myself out the door and went shoulder-first
26:56
onto the road. The car slowly moving
26:58
on.
26:59
Its collision course with the trees was inevitable,
27:01
though it was going to happen in slow motion.
27:04
I saw the beast's body hanging
27:06
out the window, temporarily stuck.
27:09
The legs were so underdeveloped compared
27:11
to those deviant arms that the
27:14
awkward locomotion I'd seen it struggle
27:16
with made perfect sense.
27:18
I heard it panting and start to emit uncanny
27:22
shrieks as it panicked against its self-made
27:25
trap.
27:26
I shrugged off the stab of pain
27:28
in my shoulder where I'd connected with the pavement,
27:31
got to my feet, and started running for
27:33
the opposite side of the road.
27:35
I only heard the thump as the
27:37
Camry made rough contact with the shallow
27:39
ditch and continued just a few yards
27:41
till it hit a thin tree.
27:44
Just beyond the strip of wild grass
27:46
that lined Route 21 on my right, the
27:48
woods began and I plunged
27:50
into them, instinctively going towards concealment
27:53
rather than taking my chances on the open road. Or
27:56
even if someone came along quickly, the sight of
27:58
a running man waving for help might just
27:59
just as well send them past me faster. I'd
28:02
been dimly aware that the land sloped
28:04
downward from the highway, and somehow
28:07
this made me think I could move fast.
28:09
The bareness of the trees and the
28:11
unexpected brightness of the sky
28:13
gave me good visibility as I ran, weaving,
28:17
leaves crunching below me.
28:19
Just half a minute in, already
28:21
winded, I found that the slope was
28:23
more pronounced than I had thought, and I began
28:25
to feel the weight of my body creating a dangerous
28:28
momentum, a panic obliterating
28:30
the good sense to slow down.
28:32
The terrain kept arcing more and
28:34
more dramatically.
28:36
I reached out with my right arm to begin to use
28:38
fleeting touches of the skinny trees all around
28:40
me to regain some control,
28:43
but then I heard a volley of barking
28:46
rise far behind me.
28:48
The beast was coming.
28:50
The trees broke cleanly up ahead of
28:52
me, but finally the slope won.
28:55
All it took was hitting a patch where the leaves had
28:57
bunched up enough to deny me any traction
29:00
at all.
29:01
Having become too top-heavy, I
29:03
felt myself start to tumble sideways,
29:05
and I went down on my ribs on
29:08
the left side.
29:09
A great gout of dry air erupted
29:11
from my chest as I was thrown into an uncontrolled
29:14
roll that mercifully steered clear
29:16
of the remaining trees.
29:18
I saw a dark kaleidoscope
29:20
of fractured images of my surroundings, swirls
29:23
of dark wood and sky with the silvery
29:26
coin of the moon ricocheting through them.
29:29
Then, as if God himself had dragged
29:32
me upward by the back of the neck, my
29:34
momentum pushed me uncertainly back onto
29:36
my feet and still facing forward.
29:39
In the front of me was an open field
29:42
that briefly cleaved the forest in two.
29:45
My ribs throbbing and my lungs
29:47
burning, I ran. The wolf,
29:50
no closer, no farther away, began
29:53
to bellow unceasingly. As
29:56
it did so, other sounds rose. There
29:59
was the scattering of leaves, the snapping
30:01
of branches, and a heavy thumping
30:04
on the ground that began to flew towards
30:07
me like an invisible river,
30:09
something that could not be outrun.
30:12
The first of the elk rushed
30:15
past me on my left, a thousand
30:17
pounds of imposing muscle and full
30:19
stride, fleeing an unseen
30:22
pursuer.
30:23
I never even saw the second one of the group until
30:25
its antlers struck my left hand
30:27
as it passed me, breaking bone.
30:30
I screamed and, utterly spent,
30:33
I could only shamble along at
30:35
jogging speed, gripping my agonized
30:37
wrist, waiting to be struck a final
30:39
time. One elk hooked sharply
30:42
to the right to get out of my way before it would have crushed
30:44
me, grunting wetly.
30:46
It barely grazed my side, but its bulk
30:48
was enough to make me stumble and collapse into the
30:51
dead grass.
30:52
Convinced by the noise of the hooves
30:54
all around me that the stampede was
30:56
going to kill me if I didn't keep moving, I
30:59
rolled and tried to make it back onto
31:01
my feet.
31:02
An elk went right over me then, leaping
31:05
cleanly before I could fully rise. It
31:07
landed awkwardly, its legs
31:10
buckling, but then regained its speed. I'd
31:13
become nothing more than a stumbling, comical
31:16
ragdoll when the one behind
31:18
it grazed my right leg and I fell
31:20
to the ground one more time. There
31:23
was a yelping sound from the treeline
31:25
I had emerged from. I finally
31:27
looked back as the last of the elk
31:30
galloped past me. One of them,
31:32
too slow in escaping the woods,
31:35
was collapsing in a dusty cloud
31:37
fifty yards behind. The wolf
31:39
thing was taking it down. Its
31:42
ropey arms were wrapped around its
31:44
neck and it seemed to be burrowing its head
31:46
into its prey. I remained
31:49
on my knees, shivering with pain, watching
31:51
the end of the attack, trying to regain
31:53
whatever breath I could. As soon
31:55
as the elk no longer presented a threat, incapacitated
31:59
but still alive. alive, the wolf let
32:01
it go, and looked towards
32:04
me across the field. It
32:06
rose and continued to chase
32:08
its original target. Before
32:11
I turned to run, I saw how it struggled
32:14
so to achieve a fluid motion, as
32:16
if unable to make sense of its own skeleton.
32:19
It looked like a stop-motion monster
32:22
in a crudely made B-movie. All
32:24
it could really do effectively was snarl
32:26
and grab and bite, and
32:28
it was clear that I could run as
32:30
fast as it could if my lungs would support
32:33
me. But I swear, I swear
32:35
that its legs had somehow
32:37
grown longer than when I first
32:40
saw them. The elk
32:42
had scattered in all directions across the field. Past
32:45
it, another vast patch of trees began.
32:48
Sharp stitches dug into my side
32:50
to go with the throbbing in my left hand, which
32:53
I held up before me as I ran into this new
32:55
darkness. I could hear myself breathing like
32:57
a sputtering boat engine about to give
32:59
out.
33:00
I blundered past great fallen
33:02
timber struck down by wind
33:05
or lightning, felt my forehead
33:07
torn by a low-hanging branch I never
33:09
saw coming,
33:10
splashed through a puddle of cold-standing
33:13
water whose breadth I
33:15
woefully misjudged, soaking
33:17
my shoeless right foot. I
33:20
had only half as much stamina as
33:22
before my first fall. Yet
33:24
when I chanced to look behind me, I sensed
33:27
that I had put a considerable
33:29
distance between myself and the wolf.
33:31
And then, deliverance.
33:34
The woods broke a final time into
33:36
a terrain that stunned me with its abrupt
33:39
familiarity. I was on
33:41
another road, but this one represented
33:44
the outer edge of a quiet rural
33:47
neighborhood. It was barely
33:49
a hundred-yard run to three small
33:52
working-class houses nestled
33:54
in the trees.
33:55
Old, repair-starved things lining
33:58
a lifeless street that had been repaved
34:00
in a long time.
34:02
The weight of many snows had turned
34:04
it into a ragged derelict.
34:07
An old man was walking from
34:09
an ancient stretch Cadillac
34:11
parked on stones toward his front door, holding
34:14
a cheap plastic convenience store
34:16
grocery bag. I ran towards
34:18
him,
34:19
holding my right hand high, trying
34:21
to keep calm and not terrify him.
34:24
I believe I botched my approach and
34:26
first contact considerably, unable
34:29
to stop myself when I finally reached him from
34:31
immediately emphasizing the size
34:34
of the wolf that was pursuing me and
34:36
even
34:37
clumsily describing aspects of its
34:39
troubling anatomy.
34:41
The man was likely in his 80s,
34:45
visibly frail.
34:47
He responded just as I'd hoped with an urging
34:49
to follow him into the house where
34:51
we'd look out and see what we could see.
34:54
My eyes didn't leave the murky
34:56
tree line beyond the road as we moved with
34:59
more slowness than I thought I could bear.
35:01
Only when the old man got out his keys and put
35:03
them into the lock that I feel I was somewhat
35:06
out of danger.
35:07
The closing of the door behind us brought
35:10
such an oppressive blanket
35:12
of warmth that I briefly
35:14
saw spots in front of my eyes. His
35:17
little living room was tidy and tastefully
35:20
lit,
35:21
bookcases took up two whole walls, and
35:23
original framed art seemed to fill up all the other
35:25
available display space. He
35:28
set his bag down in his tiny
35:30
bachelor's kitchen and urged me to continue
35:32
to talk to tell him everything.
35:35
I only skimmed my encounter with a stranger
35:38
and spoke in a rush of being
35:40
pinned down in my car by a creature
35:42
that was unlike anything I'd ever seen.
35:46
He was horrified by my escape
35:48
across the field and the injury to my hand. I
35:51
was lucky to find this man. He continued
35:54
to respond kindly and helpfully
35:56
and courteously, offering me a wet
35:59
rag
35:59
the blood of my forehead.
36:01
As I called the police on his cell
36:04
phone, he looked out the kitchen window, watching
36:06
the night attentively, distracted
36:09
only for a moment when he got me a bottle of water out
36:11
of his refrigerator.
36:13
After I delivered another wild
36:15
monologue into the phone, helpless
36:18
to curb my trauma,
36:21
the police dispatcher asked if I needed an ambulance.
36:24
Looking down at my left hand, I judged
36:27
overconfidently that the swelling and the worst
36:29
of the pain had stopped,
36:31
and it could wait until I went to the hospital under
36:33
my own power. I wanted more than anything
36:35
to get back to my car somehow.
36:38
The old man urged me to sit in his most
36:40
comfortable chair in the living room until the police
36:43
arrived,
36:44
and to take off my soaked sock. I
36:47
waved away an offer to wrap my hand in a towel.
36:50
I thanked him profusely,
36:52
starting to become ashamed I had broken down
36:54
so, was so utterly like
36:56
an eight-year-old spilling out a story well
36:58
shy of coherence.
37:00
He had read a lot of things in his time,
37:03
he told me,
37:04
and he had learned there were truly strange
37:06
things in the world.
37:08
He did like to read.
37:10
He asked me to describe the wolf in ever
37:12
more detail, clearly fascinated,
37:16
and I tried my best. We
37:18
both got up to venture out onto the front
37:20
step,
37:21
me hanging back cautiously in the
37:23
doorway. I wouldn't let the man go more
37:25
than three long paces outside.
37:28
He would have been utterly unable to defend
37:30
himself.
37:32
Still, there was no sign
37:34
of the beast out there in the dark.
37:37
The only sound was the wind, sifting
37:39
gently through the trees
37:41
and blowing dead leaves across the road. He
37:45
told me he saw elk walking through the neighborhood all
37:47
the time. One stuck
37:49
its snout right in his mailbox
37:51
to get it some cookies once.
37:54
We went back inside
37:55
to our chairs, safe and warm
37:58
behind the latching of the door.
38:01
The man leaned forward to poke at the
38:03
glowing cinders in his fireplace, and
38:05
I found myself entranced by
38:07
them.
38:09
The hint of glowing warmth from
38:11
the hearth felt so good on my
38:13
bare right foot. "'Did
38:16
you notice that moon tonight?' he
38:18
asked me. "'A doozy!'
38:21
I said that I had only been grateful it was so bright
38:24
tonight,
38:25
otherwise I might have become deeply confused in
38:27
the woods and in the field, and never
38:29
made it out."
38:31
He fiddled with the iron poker, looking
38:34
contemplatively past me out of the
38:37
living room window.
38:39
"'Funny how the full moon became
38:42
a scary thing because of the movies,' he
38:44
said, and I agreed.
38:46
But he thought there was more to
38:48
it.
38:49
"'We like to think of the moon when it's simple
38:52
and bright and lovely,'
38:54
he reflected.
38:56
It's a pleasant artistic
38:59
abstraction. But
39:02
the fact is, when
39:05
it's full like that, you
39:08
start to see all those rough contours,
39:11
and it looks a little like a skull. You
39:15
feel the cold, bleak
39:17
reality of a
39:19
desolate mass in space.
39:22
That's why I think the full moon became a
39:24
little frightening. I
39:27
don't know if I see it that
39:29
way,' I said. It
39:32
had been almost fifteen minutes
39:35
since my phone called to the police. I
39:37
wondered aloud what was taking
39:39
so long.
39:41
The old man said gently that he wasn't
39:43
sure what I had told them had come out
39:46
in a way they'd respond to quickly.
39:49
He had it it wasn't my fault. I was still
39:52
likely in shock and not quite able
39:54
to communicate how I normally would.
39:57
I'd maybe used a
39:59
few."
39:59
extreme adjectives that might
40:02
give them pause.
40:03
They may have thought they were dealing with someone
40:06
with a tall imagination
40:08
and would until they discovered my car and maybe
40:11
tangible traces of the wolf.
40:13
Not that the police weren't coming.
40:16
He was sure they were.
40:18
Just maybe not at top
40:20
speed. He
40:23
was right. It was starting to
40:25
sink in that the jumble of
40:28
words and images I'd given them
40:30
over the phone was likely more chaotic,
40:33
more sensational than
40:35
I'd even first thought.
40:37
But that's their job, I
40:40
said to my host. To trust
40:43
what we say, right? I
40:47
don't know if they see it that
40:49
way,
40:50
he said, with a sad smile.
40:54
We kept talking by the hearth
40:58
about the deep woods and
41:00
creatures that eluded understanding.
41:03
And at precisely 1.45 we heard the crash outside way
41:06
down the road. When
41:11
we hurried out into the front yard, we
41:13
saw sporadic, silent
41:16
snaps of electric blue light
41:18
against the treeline. There,
41:22
unprepared people who hadn't listened
41:24
properly to facts had
41:27
met with a force totally indifferent
41:29
to them. A once complex
41:32
soul whose awful new
41:34
existence held only considerations
41:37
of hunger, pursuit,
41:40
and violence.
41:43
But my new friend and I, we, we
41:45
were ready. Thank
41:51
you.
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