Welcome to Lance’s Miscellaneous Items & Things, your friendly, run-of-the-mill, family-owned shop on the Isle of Illusions! Please be careful with the crystal balls, all magic carpets are 30% off, and don’t mind the jackalope head on the wall! Free sarcasm with every purchase, and all riddles are on the house. Be sure to look out for destiny birthmarks, a random audio-recorder device thingy, exasperated sighs, tragic summer romances, the pointiest vampire tooth collection, and, of course, toothbrushes. Have a nice day, and do come back soon!