0:00

Look maryer oh, I see you. I

0:03

own mind and look over there is

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that the culture.

0:06

Yess wow, lost

0:08

cult ding dong

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lost cultures calling.

0:12

Welcome back to talking Biden.

0:14

We are here to talk about of yes, of the presidency

0:16

of Joe Biden, the forty six president of the United

0:19

States, Joe Biden. Today we are talking about Biden's

0:21

impact on America.

0:23

Just kidding.

0:24

No, this is lost culch, this lost

0:26

culture. We are maybe the most politically uninformed

0:28

people out there in the podcasting space, which

0:31

I don't.

0:31

Think that's true. I think we really keep politics off

0:33

my mind. I know I voted for Mary

0:35

and Williamson in the primary. Did you really?

0:37

I actually I am so happy because I would

0:39

have loved that opportunity because listen,

0:42

and can I say, you're not a great political

0:44

mind.

0:45

If you're like, don't vote for the person that's

0:47

not gonna win, It's like, that's not really how it works. You can

0:49

vote for whoever you want.

0:50

All I'm saying is if Mary and Williamson's

0:52

on the ballot, we've done that woman so

0:55

dirty, just vote for her. I mean now she's

0:57

dropped out, so it's not an option for the New Yorkers.

0:59

But Biden one with ninety seven percent of the

1:01

primary vote is okay if the two point

1:03

five percent included by Matt Rodgers rot.

1:05

That's what we call a lark. That's what we

1:07

call a lark, you know. And spring

1:09

has sprung.

1:11

Yeah, spring has sprung the icy season,

1:13

thank god, because it was so rough.

1:16

Ices vergood?

1:18

I got them. Am I supposed

1:20

to talk? No?

1:21

Not?

1:21

Yeah? Quite? Hold on, this is talking Biden.

1:23

Still, We're gonna do eight minutes

1:25

of hard talking Biden, and then you're gonna.

1:27

Come in, got it? Yeah, God, I'm

1:29

so bored of Biden. Well look, I

1:33

don't know. Will the less we say the better?

1:35

Because you're a famous moderate you're

1:38

actually one of the most famous moderate moderate.

1:40

Yeah, talk about your moderate views.

1:44

I think Kirsten Cinema one

1:47

of our biggest slaves.

1:48

I think that she slaves and goes off politically

1:50

and anesthetically. I

1:53

think every hair color choice is the right choice.

1:55

I think orange orange goes

1:57

with green, goes with pink, goes with purple.

1:59

If you're wh you have to wear orange. And that's

2:01

a real culture. That's real culture. Number seven.

2:03

If you're white, you have to wear orange.

2:06

You know.

2:06

I have like three orange things in my closet,

2:09

and I'm always like, this is today the no,

2:11

and I'm realizing it's never going to be the day

2:13

for orange.

2:14

I don't think anyone with

2:17

like less than a certain amount

2:19

of melanin should wear orange.

2:22

That's probably true. Do you remember years ago

2:24

when I made a promise on this podcast. This is a promise

2:26

I made, and I'm literally sitting here with two Emmy

2:28

nominees if I ever if

2:31

I ever get nominated for an Emmy, I

2:33

said on this podcast years ago, I swear I

2:35

will wear a canary suit.

2:37

You would look great in a canary yellows suit.

2:38

And now that sort of careers

2:41

have gone in the direction where it's like, you know,

2:43

I'm literally sitting here with people who've been nominated.

2:46

I don't think it's impossible nominated,

2:49

and I think I will have to wear canary canary

2:51

yellow. Canary yellow is more than one

2:53

canary.

2:54

Listen.

2:54

I don't know, but I was just confirming,

2:56

but I think you should wear like a nice

2:58

deep rich blue like

3:01

underneath. Yeah, and maybe

3:04

I have the cuffs coming out a little little

3:06

drapery.

3:07

That's good, may

3:09

heal? Yeah like

3:12

that? Oh, that's good. I think

3:14

style. I think it could be a sleigh. You're

3:16

sleighing right now. I really love fashion.

3:19

I mean you turned some of the

3:21

most iconic clips and write a carpet history.

3:23

I mean that's not me, that's my stylist, Marco.

3:26

He is incredible.

3:28

I love him.

3:28

Marco has informed you and your eye. Would

3:31

you say, I found a little loophole from it? What

3:34

you wear a canary, but you wear coal

3:38

colored so I can be the canary

3:40

in the call and then a little like a little yellow

3:42

thing on your lapel.

3:43

Incredible, that's the canary.

3:45

Okay, good, well again, no, no

3:47

immediate project that's going to get me this nomination.

3:49

But we're of course look into the future as we always are,

3:52

with hope and the

3:55

desire to exceed.

3:56

The desire to succeed.

3:57

Now someone who gives that in great

4:00

measures our guests, it's already and

4:02

the desire to succeed.

4:03

I have to say, this is one of the most successful

4:06

women in history.

4:10

This is one of the most successful women in rich

4:13

in life and money.

4:15

Money, children love her. She

4:18

got a fountain. She got a fountain.

4:21

I do have a fountain.

4:21

I know because last time I show you, I think you talked

4:24

extensively about the rehabilitation, of which

4:26

I believe was a hole to do getting

4:30

into that. She got a fountain, she

4:32

has legions of fans. She got a new film.

4:34

You new film, Focus Features.

4:37

That's the name of the film, Focus Features.

4:39

It's actually a biopic about Focus plays

4:42

Focus and then I

4:44

think Javier Bardem Place Features.

4:47

Yeah, it's a love story. They

4:49

have a really rough sex scene.

4:52

Oh god, it was so wonderful to

4:54

shoot this. G's right

4:56

in my mouth and then I use it as a lip gloss.

4:58

Yeah, that's really good. Great,

5:01

And of course there's this other project.

5:03

It's the American Society of Megriical Negroes. Yeah,

5:06

go see it. Everyone. Welcome

5:08

Nicole, Hi,

5:13

and we're on video today. We're in video today.

5:15

But I will point out that the last time you were here was

5:18

four years ago, in the weeks before the pandemic.

5:20

I know, it's wild.

5:23

How far have we come since? Are we better people?

5:26

I think everyone is sick as hell?

5:27

Yeah, I think we've all forgotten how to

5:30

communicate act in public. I

5:32

went to a play and a

5:35

man was behind me and like a character

5:37

was like, I'm going to answer the door, and he went, oh, he answer

5:39

the door, and I was just like softly

5:42

repeating things, and I was like, this

5:44

is live.

5:46

They can hear you are nuts.

5:48

Yeah, it does feel like the pandemic and everything

5:50

we've been through over the past four years has made people be

5:52

like, it's low picture.

5:55

They can take it away a second. Why am I gonna

5:57

a Why? Why act with decorum? They

5:59

can take it and checking back in.

6:01

I'll be an animal at all.

6:02

Times because if I go home and the pandemic

6:05

happens, I said something about him

6:07

going in the door.

6:08

I'm going to ask a terrible question that you guys

6:11

have to answer earnestly. If

6:13

it were to happen again, how

6:15

would you do it this time? The lockdown

6:18

part of it.

6:18

I would probably do it the same.

6:21

I stayed inside for the most part, and I hung

6:23

out with people outside, and I did like

6:26

roller skating and shit. I was just like, pretty careful

6:28

because I was like, I'm fat. If I go to the hospital,

6:30

they'll be like, lose weight, that's why you can't breathe,

6:33

and it's like, no, it's COVID like that.

6:37

I think that's a good answer.

6:38

The one thing I would do differently is

6:41

I would probably

6:43

i know this would be a risk, but I don't

6:45

think I could do the pandemic in my apartment

6:47

again. Yeah, I would go somewhere. I

6:49

would do something where it was like the

6:52

second I even heard about an outbreak somewhere,

6:54

I'd be like, well, I'm either getting a new

6:56

apartment and getting on that now. And that pushed

6:58

me out because I don't think I could allow

7:01

another period of that time in that

7:04

same space.

7:05

I guess the only reason why I left my old apartment was

7:07

like the ghosts of early COVID in

7:09

the walls.

7:10

I gotta go, and I'm still in the same place. Yeah,

7:12

you want to go.

7:13

I can still feel like

7:15

the tension. I can still like I can still taste

7:18

the pizza. I was eating a pizza a day,

7:20

a whole pizza.

7:20

I ate a lot of pizza. I drink a lot

7:23

of wine. Oh damn,

7:26

maybe I would drink less. I think

7:29

that.

7:29

Maybe I think we really collectively

7:32

let the alcohol because it was funny for a second.

7:34

Yeah, to be like, I'm thinking about a line a day and it's like, well,

7:36

is this a problem? I

7:38

can't feel my skin anymore? Wait,

7:41

why don't you move now?

7:42

I think it's

7:45

been a minute, because you know what it is.

7:46

It's like, of course it's an exciting

7:49

process, but then there's the whole actually

7:51

doing it of it all, Like I love it.

7:54

You'll be done with it when you're higher. Movers

7:56

or do it. I just throw everything in a garbage bag and

8:00

throw that in the garbage. Yeah, throw it right in the garbage

8:02

goodbye. I own nothing. No I had. I

8:04

paid movers to move garbage bags.

8:06

Oh great, great, great, But you weren't paying for

8:08

the movers to put things in the bags or in boxes.

8:10

No, no, I didn't want to pay for that, so I put things

8:13

in Like all of my clothes were in garbage bags.

8:15

You know.

8:16

I put the seasons together so I could go through

8:18

it later. But yeah, it's

8:21

cheap contractor bags.

8:22

You know, I use that's bin

8:25

surface, you know that the big

8:28

green bins sack,

8:31

pack up and stack up, like you

8:33

can really get on the move. You know what's stopping

8:35

me from doing this? What the fact

8:37

that my TV is mounted? I'm

8:39

telling you mount that,

8:42

like you say unmounted in two words, Like

8:44

it's that simple.

8:45

You get someone to do it.

8:47

You get someone to do it, and then they can also maybe like

8:49

fill in the hole in the wall.

8:50

Yeah, with spackle from the depot.

8:53

Your rabbit to come over and fill the

8:55

hole. I mean, I mean

8:57

you gotta go on grind her.

8:58

Honey.

9:00

How's the roller skating journey? It's

9:02

cooled off and I fell down. I broke my

9:05

ankle. I was scared, but now

9:07

my ankle feels better. It's been like four

9:10

years and now I'm wearing a slight heel.

9:13

You don't look encumbered at all by a weekended ankle,

9:15

thank you. You should just pop them on tonight.

9:18

Go Maybe I will. I

9:20

don't know, maybe I will. And then I'm like, I

9:22

broke my ankle again. Do

9:25

you know what we thought?

9:26

We talked about doing today, which actually like made

9:28

me so excited, And now I'm thinking about the

9:30

experience of doing one with you, and I feel like it would

9:32

be very fun.

9:33

An escape room. How are you in an escape room scenario?

9:35

I will do one good thing. I did

9:38

an escape room once.

9:39

I was rather useless until

9:42

there was this one clue and I was like, add

9:44

the numbers together and they're like yeah wow.

9:47

I was like, and I'm done. Yeah, So you're the

9:49

numbers person.

9:51

I am the one clue person. Like I

9:53

will do one good like a scavenger hunt.

9:55

I will do one good thing and I'm useless

9:57

for the rest of the time. But I'm a good time. I'm

10:00

like yeah, yeah, and

10:02

the sister support yes, yes, yes, I'm

10:04

like, you'll get it. Crack that co diva.

10:06

Yes.

10:07

There are times where it like I'll be the person that's

10:09

like, you know, when someone gets something right in an

10:11

escape room and like a button will start flashing.

10:14

Yeah, I'll push the button. I

10:16

will see the flash. Here's where it

10:18

is.

10:19

And then you do the The way.

10:20

That you convince your friends

10:22

that you're good at your escape room is just to

10:25

sort of be in the front, just

10:27

to look like you're in the action. Just sort of be

10:29

in the front like, oh, yeah.

10:31

I think we got something.

10:33

Yes, and then just as bone like solves the puzzle,

10:35

I'll go the minutaura

10:39

and then like oh, come on, like and then

10:42

you know, come on. I mean I also have

10:44

done one. This is me running in an escape room like a

10:46

spider.

10:46

I love it. I did well recently where a

10:48

minotaur chased you around. It was like a live.

10:51

Actors no, you

10:53

know, you would look like he

10:55

had a whole head paist on when I tell

10:57

you, it looks like he was January six demon

11:00

hell okay, and the rock

11:02

music.

11:02

They played whenever he came. Yeah, I tell

11:05

you it was one of the greatest experiences. What kind of rock

11:07

was it? It

11:11

was very white, it was

11:13

it was one of the whitest. No,

11:16

wait, no, it was an Asian guy. It

11:18

was not. It was a black gentleman

11:20

who was playing the minotaury. It was revealed. We're

11:24

versatilecast

11:29

telling you. And then there was one girl who was

11:31

playing like a like.

11:33

A sort of like disturbed mermaid,

11:35

like young doctor mermaid, and she

11:37

was giving an amazing performance. Is some of the greatest

11:40

some of the greatest theater you can see it is happening in escape

11:42

room.

11:43

Haunted houses. Haunted

11:46

houses are a little intense for me. So I've

11:48

learned. I look at people and I go not for me,

11:50

Yeah, And they respond to that.

11:52

They stop. They have to

11:54

otherwise it's like assault. I said, No, do

11:56

you ever.

11:57

Go in like a haunted house and they say

11:59

something like they reference they know who you are.

12:00

Like veiled it. No, I

12:04

really you would get that.

12:05

I would love for so much to do that. That

12:10

would make me laugh so hard. No,

12:13

I just go no, thank you or too close?

12:16

I don't want none of that.

12:18

You keep going to them, Yeah, because I think I want

12:20

some of that, you want

12:23

some.

12:23

Of that, and it turns out you didn't want none

12:25

of that.

12:26

Yeah, I

12:28

don't know, because it's once a year,

12:30

so it's like I have a whole three hundred and sixty

12:32

five days to be like, maybe

12:35

I do want.

12:36

Some of it.

12:36

Yeah, it's hot

12:38

in here. No, it's so hot in here.

12:40

Oh my gosh, it's the lights. It's

12:43

the camera.

12:46

You've ever been on a set before. I'm like,

12:48

oh my god.

12:49

That was another thing that was different about the last time we were in here.

12:51

You remember how dark it was?

12:52

It was very dark. It's like pitch dark. Did

12:54

the podcast? Why was that?

12:57

Because the pandemic was coming up? Are

13:06

you guys recording in person again?

13:08

Or you you love the zoom?

13:10

I have four podcasts. I

13:14

will do it in person again. I

13:16

just don't know how I did them all in person.

13:18

I don't know.

13:19

I don't know either, simply don't understand. And

13:21

I did it and I don't know how I

13:23

did it.

13:24

So why won't you date me?

13:25

Is?

13:25

Sometimes in person depends on the guest. Best

13:28

friends is sometimes in person, depends on

13:30

our schedule. Newcomers

13:33

was in person, but Lapis is expecting

13:35

a present.

13:36

Yes, not my news, So

13:39

take it how you want.

13:41

She's got to be home waiting to sign.

13:43

Yeah, she needs to sign for it for DHL,

13:46

which I I hate DHL.

13:51

I don't know. It's like, what,

13:53

just leave my ship. I realized,

13:56

I don't think so, honey.

13:56

I'm so happy because now that I

13:59

have that checked off, I can thought was usually ten

14:01

minutes before.

14:01

I don't think so honey.

14:02

I realized I don't have one, and I'm looking at the guests like

14:05

not listening.

14:06

I just figured out mine too good. So I

14:09

came prepared. Oh you did, yeah,

14:11

I think so it's your big return to last

14:13

coach. I'm gonna go tear. Yeah.

14:15

I practiced in the mirror. I don't

14:17

think so honey. No, no, no, no, I

14:20

don't think so honey.

14:22

Yeah. Did you ever do it live? A lot?

14:25

Back in the day we used to do live? I don't think, so, Honey's

14:27

no, just in front of people, in front of

14:29

tons of people.

14:30

No, no, no.

14:31

We were never in New York at the same time. Last

14:33

time I sawn a cool buyer. Live was doing

14:35

stand up and her ending her

14:37

set with I just

14:39

have to say something. It's

14:41

gonna get me in trouble. All attendants

14:44

are gay. Attendants are gay. There's no

14:46

exceptions.

14:48

Bye.

14:49

Gay.

14:50

It's the best closer I

14:53

can ever say. They're gay.

14:55

They're gay, they know it, and they really

14:57

love They really walk

15:00

down, they're shaking

15:03

their ass. And I really do feel

15:05

like every flight attendant like sort

15:07

of like, I don't know, costume designer

15:10

is tailoring it.

15:13

Yes, I was just on a Delta flight

15:15

and this lovely male flight attendant his butt.

15:18

Was like I was like, chow,

15:20

you paked up.

15:21

It's to the point where I probably

15:23

know who you're talking about, because there was one

15:26

one time where I was just like, I mean that is

15:29

spectacle.

15:30

It was wild. It was so delicious.

15:33

I mean every time I open up a blanket

15:35

from Delta, I always think of you.

15:38

No, it's not bad. I mean, use at your

15:40

own risk. You know, they don't wash them. It

15:43

was Delta.

15:44

It was Delta, but I'm still a Delta Diamond Diva

15:46

through and through.

15:49

I did something weird the sorry, what

15:54

the hell? And I am Yeah.

15:56

So there was a piece of poop in Nicole Myer's

15:58

blanket on Delta. It was really wild.

16:01

Later, I still I thought about it on the flight over

16:03

here yesterday.

16:04

House.

16:04

Well, get your own little blanket and packet.

16:07

That's such a hassle that takes up so much

16:09

space. Well maybe just here.

16:11

And she says that she is actually quite irritated

16:13

by people who bring in the big pillows, their own

16:15

blankets, et cetera. But what I didn't have to

16:17

tell her, and what we've forgotten it was to tell her, well,

16:19

you have talked to Nicole Byer about the time when a piece

16:22

of poopy came out.

16:23

Of a I'm sorry that sometimes you have

16:25

to fly commercial and people bring their

16:27

own ramons.

16:29

That's what she's talking about, though, But

16:32

like why get mad, Like it's not your life.

16:34

Get glad.

16:36

I'm never mad at somebody bringing something.

16:38

It's just like when people were like loud and taking

16:40

up space. Like I once got mad at this like couple

16:43

that was like two rows ahead of me having the nicest

16:45

time.

16:45

They were laughing so hard, and I was like, why

16:47

are you so happy? Yeah? What do you laughing?

16:50

And I was like, wait, why am I mad?

16:52

Yeah? That's me A lot of times, a lot of times.

16:54

I'm happy. Was it a

16:56

longer flight? No, I

16:58

think it was. He is Vegas to La.

17:00

It was.

17:02

That's La to Vegas. I'm

17:05

the chattiest young girl because you're just exciting.

17:07

I know it's gonna be short.

17:08

You wonder what it is.

17:09

It's because I'm so gleeful, because I know I'm going

17:11

to the best place in America, the healthiest, safest

17:13

place in America, Vegas. I love Vegas,

17:16

Do you guys gamble? I have not been to Vegas

17:18

in like over fifteen years. Y'all talk

17:20

amongst yourselves, but I do.

17:22

Want to hear about it.

17:23

You gone.

17:23

I just have not had the opportunities. You can see so many

17:25

shows.

17:26

That's true, because you were supposed to come see Kelly

17:28

Clark Kelly Clarkson.

17:30

I couldn't do it so many times

17:32

where it's just not meant for me. It has not been meant

17:34

for me. But when I do go, it will

17:36

be fateful.

17:37

This is the year You're gonna love it. You're gonna have a really

17:40

great time, and I can't wait.

17:41

I secretly kind of love I did choke on a

17:43

piece of chicken at a Chinese buffet

17:45

there when we were passing

17:47

through with my family, and that is a really

17:50

terrible experience. Well yeah, choking,

17:53

choking in Vegas. So many

17:56

better places to.

17:56

Chose, truly.

17:58

I once choked on a piece of ice and

18:00

my mother saw what happened, and she immediately

18:03

wrapped her like hands around my neck.

18:06

And I was like, wait, I'm already choking, and she's going

18:08

to finish it off because she was just trying to warm

18:10

up the ice so it would melt.

18:12

I got about a scientists. I eat

18:15

ice at night.

18:16

No, I'll just lay on

18:18

my back in the bed sucking ice.

18:20

If you're sucking, yeah, they don't chew

18:22

it, don't chow it.

18:23

Be careful. Well, I mean it's ice, Like, I don't think

18:26

I love to eat ice. I don't know. I love to gnaw.

18:28

And what about your teeth? Doesn't it like fuck

18:30

up your teeth?

18:31

What about my teeth? They got thirty

18:33

more years anyway. Yeah,

18:36

let's just say this. I'm thirty four years old.

18:38

Yeah, so sixty four years years

18:40

of my teeth are behind me.

18:42

I don't know when you're sixty four

18:45

in your beetles year, that's when your your teeth

18:47

go. I guess you're when

18:49

I'm sixty when I'm sixty four, I

18:52

think it's sixty four beetle song, Beetles

18:54

song.

18:54

I don't know any beetles. You call it your beetles there

18:58

beetles, Oh my god, that.

18:59

Would be good. No, No,

19:02

I simply don't want to.

19:03

The only Beatles songs I know are when other people

19:05

have covered it. Tina Turner

19:07

has a couple covers, and I was like, those men stole from

19:10

her and they're like.

19:10

People like, what are you talking about those men?

19:13

Wait?

19:13

Speaking of this type of conversation, Wait,

19:15

what's your thoughts on Cowboy Carter?

19:17

I'm so excited, so excited. I

19:19

really like that.

19:20

Beyonce was like, it's not a country album, It's a Beyonce

19:23

album, and I do like this.

19:24

She was like, I didn't feel welcomed.

19:25

Into the genre, Like it's so vulnerable

19:28

and honest, he's a megastar

19:30

and for her to be like, these people hurt my feelings.

19:32

Yeah, so I'm an incredible

19:35

album about it? What's wild is this?

19:36

She was so upfront about that, and then like, well,

19:39

I guess what happened was she was invited

19:41

by the Cmas and she brought the Dixie

19:43

Chicks with her, and then I think the fact that

19:45

she did that, they were like, we

19:48

invited you and were gracious enough to invite you, and now

19:50

you brought them.

19:51

Because they still have a problem with the chicks.

19:53

And so then it was a mixture of like Beyonce's

19:56

experience there and by proxy, the chicks

19:58

is experience there and the

20:00

discourse that happened around that performance,

20:02

which by the way, was so amazing.

20:04

Yeah, and the music

20:07

ceremony, and then for them to be and for like country

20:09

music to be rude to her, like and

20:12

disrespectful outright to her just

20:14

insane.

20:15

And then I thought, now, what's gonna happen now

20:17

that she said that, is they're

20:19

either gonna like in a very

20:21

like patronizing way, They're gonna be

20:24

like, we love you, we're so happy, we're gonna play

20:26

your songs, or they're just gonna

20:28

like get worse and it won't matter either

20:30

way up here.

20:32

Yeah, And it's really on a different planet.

20:34

By the way, we're recording this before the album has come

20:36

out, and I think the time this episode comes out, it

20:38

might.

20:39

Be out winds it out March twenty ninth,

20:41

so it oh my god, it's soon.

20:44

It'll be out day so no,

20:47

no, no, we're recording this before the album comes out.

20:48

Got it two days before, two days before.

20:50

Oh okay, I'm simply so excited

20:52

to go to the hoodown.

20:54

Oh yeah, you go to Renaissance. I

20:56

did. I

20:58

loved it. Yeah, I had a beautiful

21:00

time. I really loved that.

21:02

She was like we're silver and we were all like, like, god,

21:04

it wears shirl And then it was just like really

21:06

beautiful to see everyone's interpretation

21:08

of that. It just felt it felt

21:10

like a club, you know, like

21:12

I just I loved it.

21:13

It was fun.

21:14

Like people talk so much about like Taylor

21:16

Swift's impact on the economy, but

21:18

when Beyonce said I need you to wear silver,

21:21

everyone wanted their closet and realizing

21:24

no silver, so no one talked about the rise

21:26

and boom and silver

21:29

clothing went through the roof and sure

21:31

did.

21:32

Now I'm seeing on clearance.

21:34

Oh damn, that's

21:36

Beyonce, and that's on Beyonce,

21:38

and that's Cowboy

21:42

Byer.

21:43

Cowboy buyer. Will you change your aesthetic to

21:45

match the new Beyonce era?

21:46

No, but when I go to the concert,

21:49

I will wear a cowboy then

21:52

sure, Yeah, somebody.

22:00

I wish I could sing. You can you

22:03

can't, you can't.

22:04

It's not about how well you can sing, It's about how

22:06

much you want to sing.

22:07

No, No,

22:10

I think you can truly say someone is

22:12

objectively bad or good at it.

22:15

Yeah, but but they just have not been

22:17

They've been led astray if they're a bad singer.

22:20

My mother was a terrible singer, like

22:22

one of the worst, And she would sing

22:24

in church so loud, and I'd be like, I don't think God wants

22:27

that.

22:27

Yeah, but I still I think that it's about

22:30

the joy. Sometimes I see someone in

22:33

the film Florence Foster Jenkins.

22:35

Yes, I love it. It's so funny.

22:38

Lawrence Faster Jenkins. Do you know this movie? Meryl

22:40

Streep Mayl Streep.

22:41

She plays like a famously the worst singer

22:43

ever, Florence Drinkins, And

22:45

so she was like well

22:47

known for how bad she was,

22:49

Like she would literally like create new

22:51

ways of being bad at singing. But

22:54

people would come from far and wind to see her perform.

22:56

And she never really understood

22:59

that it was because she was bad. She simply

23:02

had the joy of singing. And I believe

23:05

later in her life she got

23:07

her bad reviews. Finally, for the first time

23:09

and she died.

23:11

Oh my god, the grief

23:13

was too much.

23:14

Oh my god.

23:16

Well the movie was really fun.

23:19

Source material sad. I

23:21

want to do more campy stuff.

23:24

I think she really shines

23:27

in camp.

23:27

Yeah. Do you remember the movie Ricky

23:30

and the Flash? Ricky in the Flash?

23:32

She was in a movie written by Diablo Critical

23:35

Ricky in the Flash, So she played a rock singer named

23:37

Ricky and that was her voice. And the

23:39

poster I'll never forget said, get

23:41

Ready for Ricky.

23:44

I think I need to watch it. That sounds outstanding.

23:47

Get Ready for Ricky with an eye of

23:49

course.

23:49

Do you ever see the Riley sketch ONSNL?

23:52

Oh?

23:52

Yeah, being a little kid.

23:57

But then he had a theme song and the theme song

23:59

was just his name is Riley?

24:01

Get Ready for Riley?

24:05

Already ready Bridge,

24:09

I've never seen it.

24:10

Sorry, it's okay, watch

24:14

I do, I really do. It's in

24:16

my phone. You have to watch this.

24:18

What's been the favorite thing from Newcomers that you actually

24:21

enjoyed?

24:21

Lord of the Rings? No, no, you hated

24:24

it.

24:24

No fairies scampering

24:27

in the woods trying to get a ring from

24:29

Gallam who just look like a single woman, being like a Ring

24:32

may Ring with like her little tracks falling

24:34

out No, like.

24:36

A single woman column

24:41

looking like a single woman. That's

24:44

what Al reminded me of.

24:45

Just like the saddest single woman

24:48

with like her tracks. Like people aren't like girl, get

24:50

it filled Like.

24:54

Gol had almost no friends. She burned

24:57

every bridge. No one was there to tell

24:59

her no, don't like it. Didn't look at

25:01

the mirrors. Yeah, no mirrors because

25:03

you're scampering in the forest. This is what this is what

25:05

gos to sing. You could buy

25:07

it. Okay,

25:12

So not Ring.

25:13

I didn't really love Star Wars, but I get why

25:15

people like it.

25:16

Did you watch all the Star Wars?

25:18

Like you fluent now not fluent, but like familiar

25:21

with one through nine, like the whole thing.

25:22

You know, people are like I can order at a restaurant in Spanish.

25:25

That's me with Star Wars, Like I understand some

25:27

of it, but like you.

25:28

Let so yeah right.

25:31

I thought his name was hans

25:34

Olo, and boy, boy,

25:36

was I embarrassed with someone like.

25:38

You thought his name was hans Olo?

25:39

And I was like, yes, that would be perfectly

25:42

online with whateveryone's name is right.

25:45

Everyone has an insane name. Oh we did

25:47

media?

25:48

I loved media, the real MCU,

25:50

the media, Cinematic Universe.

25:53

Vision old girl, Let's see you guys

25:55

hadn't seen media before that.

25:57

I have never seen media. Media.

26:00

Medea was always on like stars

26:02

growing up, like it was like always yes.

26:05

I have seen Medea live though.

26:07

Oh way as a kid, I

26:09

went and saw one of the plays, and

26:12

I remember there was a joke that was like this

26:14

woman was wearing a green dress and someone was

26:17

like, you look like a can of sprite and you

26:19

laugh.

26:21

That made me laugh a lot, pretty fun, made

26:24

me almost turn. Everyone was like.

26:28

I mean, I remember being like, wow, okay,

26:33

he's onto something.

26:36

Playing.

26:37

Yes, because Tyler Perry got

26:39

famous doing the Chitlin Circuit, so like

26:41

black centric locations

26:43

in theaters in the South or whatever and in

26:45

the North, and then had a huge,

26:48

ravenous following, and then I

26:50

think made that first movie.

26:52

I can't what is the name of it. Oh,

26:55

it doesn't have the Diary of a Mad Black

26:57

Woman. Yes, I think he made

26:59

that like as a super low budget and then it made like an insane

27:02

amount of money. And then he was like, no one can tell

27:04

me anything. And now he owns a whole city

27:06

in Atlanta. Yeah, but no one has ever told him

27:08

anything since No.

27:09

The only thing that has scared this man is Ai.

27:11

Yeah yeah, well, I mean, but he's

27:13

still using it turn turnout

27:15

more scripts.

27:16

I loved his announcement,

27:18

like, the one thing we really have to worry about

27:20

is Ai. My next film will be Ai.

27:24

But I'm telling you watching, I'm watching, and

27:26

I'm worried. I'm watching, I'm worried, I'm participating.

27:29

I'm worried about Have

27:31

you ever watched The Oval?

27:33

No, it is a

27:35

Tyler Perry presidential drama.

27:38

I need to watch that where they recreated the

27:40

White House not to scale so

27:42

it even likes things are off. Someone

27:45

gets to steal, someone gets to capitate

27:47

it with a samurai sword. At

27:49

one point, I believe the Sun

27:52

has a therapy session with a therapist

27:55

and comes on her and she like

27:57

wipes her face and is like, I think are

27:59

so is done? Like anything

28:02

that you think? You're like, oh, that can't be on television.

28:04

Tyler Perry's like, I raise you, I'll

28:06

put it on.

28:07

I'll put it on TV.

28:07

At one point, the first lady pushes her

28:10

daughter out of a car, a moving vehicle, and

28:12

then they do the exterior the car is going zero.

28:14

Miles an hour. It's going so slow. I

28:16

just it is so incredible.

28:19

When did this come out a while ago?

28:20

But there's eight thousand episodes because they

28:23

do like twenty episodes a season, and

28:25

then they shoot like a page a day, yeah, or

28:27

like ten pages a day.

28:28

I'm so sorry, Like one take,

28:31

it's yes, use

28:33

it.

28:34

They don't care.

28:35

Sometimes you see like in mirrors,

28:37

you'll see like a boom.

28:38

It's honestly, it's a masterpiece.

28:42

Say, did you endeavor to watch the new Kelly Rowland

28:44

Tyler Perry movie. No, not yet. There

28:46

is no way they did more than two takes of any

28:49

given scene. No, they don't. And it's

28:51

listen. It were hugely successful.

28:53

Yeah, Acrimony famously had five

28:56

days of principal photography and then I

28:58

don't know how many other days they did.

28:59

But g p Henson worked for five days

29:01

on that movie and was the lead.

29:04

Yes, she was in almost every

29:06

scene. And like, let's say that the script is one hundred

29:08

pages. That is literally twenty pages.

29:10

Yeah, Like they are flying

29:12

through things and then

29:14

I was there was a I can't remember

29:16

what movie it was coming,

29:21

but apparently if someone goes, hey,

29:24

this shot doesn't match the last one you

29:26

did.

29:26

Tyler will just go who's

29:30

not who? I

29:34

like it? He goes, huh, how do we distract

29:36

from that? Can you come on her face? Come

29:39

on her face? You know what you should do, Come on her

29:41

face. No one was still in the kitchen.

29:43

It's crazy, Yes,

29:46

Wild Wild,

29:50

I'm pretty sure she did that of

29:53

the Eye with just n

29:57

oow And it's so juicy. Everyone's

29:59

fucking each other, people be dying,

30:02

and then there's like, I don't know, twenty

30:04

series regulars. So the theme song is

30:06

so long, and then at the end they have them

30:09

all walking and you're like, this is a football team. Wild

30:13

outstanding entertainment. Oh

30:16

I need to catch up, but it's fun. Catch

30:18

up or just finish it? You mean, oh, I think

30:20

it's still going. There's there's so many episodes.

30:23

There's like eight shows at the same

30:25

time at any given moment.

30:27

Oh my god.

30:37

So the media universe you were into,

30:40

Yes, not so much Lord of the Rings,

30:42

not so much Star Wars, but a little bit Star Wars

30:44

little I get it. Was there another one we

30:46

did in Marvel.

30:47

Marvel's a lot.

30:48

You gotta do a lot of homework to like understand things.

30:51

It's literally fifteen times more than anything.

30:53

Yeah, it's wild. I

30:56

again understand why people like it. Yeah,

30:59

did you guess your Harry pop? No, because

31:01

we've both seen Harry Potter.

31:02

Oh that against the rule?

31:04

Yeah, because we've seen it. Then can

31:07

we pitch something to you Batman?

31:09

Oh? Batman? Huh? Not for me?

31:11

And none of them were for you dark Yes, the Joel

31:13

Schumacher Batman and Robin was for me.

31:15

That's the best one. And it gets so disrespected,

31:18

it really does.

31:19

It's so Cam and I'm like, everyone's

31:22

like the sixties is the best one or whatever,

31:24

and I'm like, that's camp as well, that's just camp.

31:26

Not for me. Cam.

31:27

First of all, if you don't understand

31:29

that, Uma Thurman is doing the greatest

31:32

work of anyone's career.

31:33

A different movie and I love it. I love

31:36

it. She's the only one who understood it.

31:38

It's her like dancing around

31:40

being like sell

31:42

on you.

31:44

It is like Conic. George Clooney's line

31:46

reads are masterful. It

31:48

is so incredible.

31:50

He recently was like.

31:51

Interviewed and he was like, yeah, that movie wasn't good that

31:54

he didn't get it.

31:56

It would have been so cool. He was like, yeah, it's like,

31:58

I'm pretty proud of it.

31:58

It's ridiculous, So just winning like

32:01

when actors do that, when they like throw the whole

32:03

movie under the bus, because I'm like, you can go to set

32:05

every day like looking to make a bad

32:07

thing. Yeah, maybe you didn't cut together well, but

32:09

you like put work in and that's something

32:11

to be proud of.

32:12

Yeah. Dakota Johnson recently, like

32:14

with Madam Webb, kind of not threw it under

32:16

the bus, but I think she was vocal about understanding

32:19

and knowing how bad it was, and it was

32:21

sort of like, I respect. She

32:23

actually had a point. She was like I signed

32:25

up for something that was totally different. In

32:27

doing this movie. I saw where we were at as an

32:29

industry, which is that movies are

32:32

essentially made by committee.

32:34

It's bad.

32:35

Execs are not good right now. We

32:37

are going in a bad direction. And what's scary

32:39

is it's not just the big movies that that happens

32:41

for anymore. It's also happening with the smaller

32:44

movies, which is freaky, Like

32:46

that's not good.

32:47

And she does a lot of indies and a lot of big

32:49

movies.

32:50

So she's coming out and saying that and

32:52

she broke her asshole promoting

32:55

that movie like she.

32:56

Was out on she was, But

33:00

I say, you did work. I think it's

33:02

fine to say art by Committee doesn't work.

33:04

But I think I don't know.

33:06

There's a nicer will, like it's a movie that people paid

33:08

money to see.

33:09

Yeah, there's honestly, this

33:11

is my don so funny. But

33:15

I loved Madam. Okay, okay,

33:17

I had I had such a good

33:19

time.

33:20

The last thing, she looks like the

33:22

Oracle from the Matrix

33:25

in the most insane way.

33:27

Johnson looks like the Oracle from the

33:29

Matrix meets professor at yes.

33:32

Oh my god, I can't have the.

33:34

Only way to calibrate exactly what that is.

33:36

And she's so fucking

33:39

funny in it.

33:40

It's like so funny. The line reads

33:42

are so funny. Sidney

33:44

Sweeney is in a different movie. Those

33:46

girls didn't have any sort of chemistry. I was

33:48

like, you guys, send them to some sort of camp to get to know

33:50

each other. They didn't talk one time unless

33:53

the camera was on, and then the

33:55

villains.

33:56

All of his dialogue was in a d R.

33:58

Yeah yeah, I've heard about that is but it

34:01

is jarring, more shocking

34:03

than a one point he is speaking

34:06

and his mouth is closed and I yelled, they didn't finish

34:08

the movie. There's full

34:10

on parts where his mouth is saying something different

34:13

than what you're hearing. Incredible, and it's like what

34:15

And then I was with my friend and I was like, what do you think happened?

34:18

And he was like, I think what happened was they

34:20

realized the movie didn't make any sense.

34:22

Yeah, and they had to make it clear, like we have to

34:24

know like what the villain is doing and what they

34:26

want.

34:27

But also all his lines are like the reason

34:29

we're doing this is because.

34:31

These girls have come to me in my dreams

34:33

and I will kill them. It was a very

34:35

strange accent, but

34:38

thank you.

34:40

That was the only.

34:41

Things

34:45

I have to go out THELM. I mean,

34:47

at one point, he's like not wearing shoes

34:49

walking in the street, and I'm like, who does that? And

34:51

then I loved how hard they were, like it's two thousand

34:53

and three. I had such a fun

34:55

time.

34:57

For some reason, it takes place like uh

34:59

huh, sixteen years ago from it's a period.

35:02

Want to carry the one, but.

35:03

I will say I know Dakota

35:06

said she signed up for one thing, but there

35:08

is a toy where she has blood on

35:10

her hands and it truly looks like she's like I guess I'll

35:12

watch these like. I was like, that's on you.

35:14

That's a choice you made. That's not

35:17

editing, and that wasn't writing blood

35:19

on your hand. Oh no, a girl.

35:22

So that's I just I.

35:24

Think everyone made choices, and everyone's continuing

35:26

to make choices, and everyone will make choices going

35:28

forward.

35:29

I'll probably see it again in theaters. Yeah,

35:31

wow, on my plane

35:34

is it? It was on my plane on the way. Maybe it's

35:36

not. I think you'll have fun on the sky.

35:38

Okay, film for sure. Yeah.

35:40

Like honestly, you go and be

35:42

like, this is a snattire social commentary

35:44

on the superhero genre and it's

35:47

a genius movie.

35:48

Oh yeah, literally.

35:49

Like, if you think about it that way, it is a genius

35:51

movie. But I also just watch Show Girls for the first

35:54

time.

35:54

Huh.

35:54

I was like, boy, oh boy, this is

35:57

incredible. Yeah, every choice aged

35:59

very well. It really has. It feels

36:01

like it was made yesterday. I

36:04

loved it. Elizabeth Berkeley's performance

36:06

is stunning, and the

36:08

woman who plays her like roommate. I

36:11

was like, she should be bigger, she should be in

36:13

everything in order to have a grounded performance.

36:16

Next to Elizabeth Berkeley, that is

36:18

a feat. She's very talented,

36:22

sean very good.

36:23

Oh, she's so good. She understood

36:25

the assignment. My goods.

36:30

You like chicken and vegetables

36:33

like dog food, So.

36:36

That is like true camp classic every

36:38

intentional way.

36:39

You know.

36:40

I'm like, I don't people don't have

36:42

to like.

36:42

Ship on movies have to be like

36:44

perfect, no purchase, boring.

36:47

I feel like you get to have like a nice

36:50

fantasy adjacent supernatural

36:52

movie moment in the mess.

36:53

Yeah, I get to fly and

36:56

it's really fucking cool.

36:58

Was it on wires? Yes?

37:00

I was.

37:00

I was on wires in a harness and it was funny

37:02

because I've worn a harness before and I've flown before.

37:05

Actually it's actually yes, in

37:07

a big old swing. Fuck my dad, but

37:12

I'm horny.

37:13

But I was in the harness and

37:15

I was like, oh boy, this is pretty uncomfortable and I feel

37:17

like I'm tilted forward. Is there any way we can fix that? And

37:19

he was like, oh, if you're uncomfortable, that means

37:21

you're safe. And then I immediately thought

37:23

back to the.

37:24

Other harness I was in.

37:25

I was like, deeply comfortable, like

37:27

swinging around in Romania because that's where I shot

37:30

the thing. And I was like, did I almost die?

37:33

Omnia?

37:35

Yeah, I was in a Nestli commercial and

37:37

uh Romania commercial.

37:39

Yeah.

37:39

It was a commercial that only aired overseas.

37:41

And the stunt guy I

37:44

remember him saying, he was like, we tested

37:46

the harness on the biggest man. We could find

37:48

you are still much bigger, but you will

37:50

be okay, ease,

37:53

And then they used like fishing wire to move

37:55

me around and I was like, huh, this

37:58

budget is low, but I'm this The

38:00

budget was hi.

38:02

How high did you fly? Like pretty fucking

38:04

high?

38:05

Like I don't know, like it

38:07

almost was like six feet in the air, but that's

38:10

like eight that's of me.

38:11

It felt like I like, probably you were higher

38:13

than my head, like a full story.

38:15

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I bet you were a full

38:17

story Like yeah probably.

38:19

I feel like I was like at the seat, like higher than

38:21

that ceiling. I was like high. It

38:23

was like very high up and you felt very powerful.

38:26

I felt really powerful.

38:27

But also it's funny and they left in the

38:29

movie like my little feet go out because

38:32

the harness didn't allow me to like close my

38:34

legs and look because I'm fat,

38:37

but I think it looks funny and I had

38:39

the power to leve it take oh thank you, But

38:42

yeah, I it was really cool. And

38:44

then I did have like a monologue to say in the

38:46

sky.

38:46

Yeah.

38:46

So I did it a couple of times, and then there was a time

38:48

where I was like might pass out because

38:50

it's like the pressing on my diaphragm, and I was.

38:52

Like can I cut it down for a second.

38:54

And everyone's like yes, And I don't know why.

38:56

I thought they'd be like no, but it's like not

38:59

that hard. You just love and

39:01

like take a minute. And then they have like little apple boxes

39:03

for me immediately.

39:04

It was really cool. Yeah, but you're all taken care

39:06

of. You felt taken care of.

39:07

God, that's a funny monologue to you, by

39:09

the way, Remember is like

39:11

like, so Nicole plays the president of the American Study

39:14

for Mental Negroes, and she is basically saying

39:16

that, like, we do important work, and

39:18

in our work we have raised our life expectancy.

39:21

That that

39:25

was a monologue. Yeah, it's a funnial monol. But that's a

39:27

long one.

39:27

Yeah, it was pretty long and it was tough to do in

39:29

a harness. And then I was standing on a

39:32

little base for some of it multiple

39:34

takes, and then I got to improvise and

39:37

uh, at one point I have to like climb

39:39

up a ladder and that was fun to play with

39:41

that physicality.

39:42

It was really fun.

39:43

And the director Kobe just like trusted me

39:45

to bring what I wanted to bring.

39:46

Cool. Yeah, and then we like molded it from

39:48

there. It was fun. And Justice is adorable.

39:51

It's just so so wonderful.

39:54

David is

39:56

so kind and nice

40:00

looking hero.

40:01

Yeah.

40:02

I really really like him.

40:03

At the rap party, there

40:06

was like, you know, light food and whatnot. You could

40:08

have ordered something and I didn't realize that. And he ordered a pizza

40:10

and he only eat half of it and he's like, all right, I'm getting

40:12

out of here. And I was like, all right, bye, David, it's

40:14

so good to see it. Would it be weird if I ate the rest.

40:16

Of your pizza? And he was like yeah, And I

40:18

was like, I'm going.

40:19

On because

40:23

we weren't staying at the same table. I don't know what he did

40:25

to that pizza.

40:26

Bye, chow down on it.

40:28

I'm taking someone's leftovers, like,

40:30

I mean, all

40:35

right, four.

40:38

I feel it's a rap party. The rules are

40:41

a little massaged.

40:42

You know, it's like the rap parties are only coming back

40:44

now, Like, you know what's funny? Like the thing I'm shooting right

40:46

now, it's the very first time ever that

40:48

I've done something where people aren't wearing masks on set.

40:51

Oh so different.

40:53

It is different, and you get to know people

40:55

more. Absolutely, you feel more connected.

40:58

What are you shooting? Can you say?

41:00

Yeah, I'm shoting the series on Netflix called No Good Deed.

41:03

You know what's funny too. A lot of the people that are

41:05

on this crew were on the last show I was on,

41:08

and I didn't

41:11

because I.

41:12

Had never seen their bottom face.

41:15

Suddenly I'm like, oh wow, Like

41:17

I didn't realize how like impersonal at

41:19

all last we did, but like it

41:21

really stopped that thing

41:24

that's fun about you know.

41:26

Like yeah, I mean we

41:29

spoil ourselves at work because it's like seeing

41:31

people.

41:31

Every week, and yeah, you're very spoiled,

41:34

very spoiled. You're very spoiled. You're

41:36

very spoiled. You're

41:40

very spoiled. I kind of likened it still

41:42

on.

41:47

You can log into Netflix and watch it. I don't

41:49

know if it's coming back.

41:50

I don't know. I don't

41:52

know.

41:52

I would love for it to come back. I

41:55

feel like people still like it. I

41:57

do love getting paid, but also it is

41:59

a fun job. It looks so fun, genuinely

42:01

a fun job, and I do like doing it.

42:03

I love Jacques Torres.

42:05

Also, it's really fun to like figure

42:08

out how contestants

42:10

are going to take me o.

42:12

You think at this point like they don't already like

42:14

have an idea of how to take you in.

42:16

Well, they cut out me saying fuck and like stuff

42:18

like that. Like sometimes I'll read the prompt and be like, well fuck,

42:27

and then they'll be like you're a real lunatic, and I'm like, yes,

42:29

I know, but yeah,

42:32

I just try to like make sure we're all having

42:34

fun.

42:35

Yeah, I just I like doing it.

42:38

I think I was supposed to do a Nailed It holiday

42:40

thing and then it got canceled or something like

42:43

I was supposed to do it and then like something didn't happen.

42:46

Oh yeah I could do special

42:48

Nail that's right, we do.

42:50

And we only did like four episodes we were supposed

42:52

to do six.

42:53

Okay, maybe that was there. You go,

42:55

Yeah, a little kerfuffle happened. Is

42:58

a pandemica know something else?

43:00

Sure you do get

43:02

like the sweetest like people coming

43:04

through there, like I really do, like immediately,

43:06

like they endear themselves to you.

43:08

Casting is very good at what they do, Like

43:11

they're really great at finding just

43:13

like very nice, sweet people who don't take

43:15

themselves too seriously. I'm like, we've

43:17

had any contestants who are really like bummed about

43:19

things.

43:20

They're just like I just came for fun.

43:22

Yeah, let's give it up

43:24

for casting people in general, because

43:27

I'm thinking about this in terms of dating, and

43:29

I'm like, why can't I find a single normal

43:32

guy.

43:32

I've been on a casting job for years at

43:34

this point. Yeah, to be like I just want

43:36

to die. Who's this? This?

43:37

And this not so much to ask for. These are people

43:39

who professionally do this for

43:42

like on masks, Like we need this many

43:44

people of this type. Yeah, let's

43:46

go out in the world and find them.

43:47

It's wild.

43:48

And then when you watch something you're like, oh my god, the chemistry

43:50

is off the shot. Like I just watch Goodfellas.

43:53

I know very late on it, but whoever

43:55

casts that. I was like, Jesus fucking

43:58

Christ, everybody

44:00

is spot on.

44:00

It is so good and there's so many

44:03

characters. Who's one of the wives one of

44:05

the Loraine broadcast fucking

44:08

in.

44:10

It.

44:10

Yes, she lost to Ghost,

44:14

yeah, which I really love Otamate

44:16

Brown Yeah.

44:17

I mean, come on, you know Devine and Joy Randolph

44:19

played Brown on Broadway.

44:21

Oh my gosh, she was incredible.

44:24

She was nominated for a Tony Award.

44:26

Yeah, and she said she was on watching it happens

44:28

ive and he does this game sometimes like have you

44:30

met them?

44:31

And went through a bunch of famous people and he.

44:33

Was like, asked about Beyonce, and

44:35

Devine was like, yes, Beyonce and jay Z

44:38

came to Ghost Wow. And afterwards

44:40

they came back and I met Beyonce and jay

44:42

Z and I guess, like it's just like you just

44:44

wouldn't expect to see them at like a

44:46

broad Ghost on Broadway.

44:48

I mean, if you love the movie, you gotta see them.

44:51

Could you see Beyonce?

44:52

And Beyonce walks into jay Z's like

44:54

room knocknock knock, Hey, babe, I want to go see

44:56

Ghost, Babe?

44:57

Did you see Ghost his own Broadway? And

45:00

I would like to see it. We can leave Blue

45:02

with a babysitter. I

45:05

would love to hear the conversation.

45:08

The planning for Ghosts right. Oh my

45:10

God, that's beautiful.

45:12

Okay, listen, do you guys know Ghosts?

45:14

You know the story of Ghosts. I want

45:16

to do a sequel to ghost where I

45:18

play Odame Brown's daughter.

45:21

Where are we.

45:22

Don't know that Carl had like, like a

45:24

son or whatever.

45:24

I'm dating Carl's son, who's only.

45:26

Dating me to get to Ode May because he knows that Oda May

45:28

had something to do with Carl's dead.

45:30

And then.

45:32

Takes Patrick Swayzey's part, and then we have

45:34

to go find Molly to let her know that

45:37

Carl's son is on his way to kill her.

45:39

It's a perfect second fucking beat.

45:41

Oh my god, gift

45:44

you have thought about it and you have

45:46

a pitch you.

45:50

The room.

45:51

Thank you Swayzy to do it. I'm

45:53

looking at our features. We need to get focused

45:55

features on the phone with Paramount. Yeah, what the

45:57

hell?

45:59

Because you want it?

46:02

I tell you that right now.

46:03

Disney does oh period, period,

46:06

I have to this is how movies work.

46:08

On the podcast, and then mister

46:10

Paramount goes, that was a good idea.

46:14

Models well, commission Hall, I don't know mister

46:17

Paramount is a suburbs.

46:22

At all.

46:25

Thought.

46:25

Mobiles is good though, one.

46:27

Of my favorite that

46:30

my cousin Benny and house guest.

46:32

Have you met you've been on the view? Yes,

46:35

she's such a great She's so nice.

46:37

She's one of those people where it's like meet your heroes.

46:40

Meet your heroes moment, and she like, I think

46:42

she does a really good job of like keeping up

46:44

with like the youth.

46:46

She like.

46:46

I think she like really like studied like our

46:49

little generation of comedians, you know what I mean.

46:51

She was proud of us. Yeah, when

46:53

I did it, she like referenced something that I

46:55

had done.

46:55

I was like, you've watched me because I

46:58

like grew up watching Ghosts and I thought

47:00

ghost was a rom com because there

47:03

is romance. She's so funny

47:05

in it. The bank scene still

47:07

makes me laughs.

47:08

Like who are you talking to it?

47:10

It's just so and then the pink outfit

47:13

and should give us the check to the nun and.

47:14

Then it's so cool that's an Oscar

47:16

winning performances.

47:20

You just accepted as part of the culture

47:23

had to be created by whoopy I miss.

47:26

I mean, like she would never do it anymore, but like she

47:28

was one of the great Oscar hosts.

47:30

I think she.

47:31

Would do it again if it was a thing that

47:33

was possible, right. I think she's just in.

47:37

I feel like with award shows, we stopped

47:41

doing big ideas, like

47:43

big swings, like there's maybe

47:45

it was the Tony's I don't remember, but would be like came

47:47

out of the ceiling,

47:54

but.

47:55

She went I'm the sexyes Like

47:58

she was just so good.

47:59

It's so fun when people take big swings

48:02

and have like a nice time.

48:04

But I think like big swings and internet culture don't

48:06

go well together, but.

48:08

You would think they would.

48:09

Yes, it's something they care about it internet culture

48:11

now because what it's like he came out and did a monologue

48:13

Kimmel, I mean like it was good, but it wasn't

48:15

like they were trying to get which

48:18

I thought was it's a great movie. Yeah, I'm

48:21

all for big swings, but don't let

48:23

the big swing swing so swingy

48:26

that it feels try hard, like still

48:28

be the Oscars. Yes, but give

48:30

me what be coming from the ceiling.

48:32

Yeah, or like a Hugh Jackman

48:34

doing a musical number or like don

48:36

know, like fun fun big,

48:39

give me a set.

48:40

Yeah.

48:41

And your experience of hosting award shows as a seasoned

48:43

award show host, is that where you're gonna

48:45

lead with going forward, or is this something you've

48:47

learned, Like I feel like I wasn't given the

48:50

latitude take a big swing.

48:52

I'll always sell a joke, whether I like it or

48:54

not.

48:54

If someone higher up than me really

48:57

really likes it, I will sell the fuck

48:59

out of it.

49:00

Good to do that, I don't think.

49:02

I'm like, I don't want to say that.

49:04

Well.

49:04

Also, it's like, once

49:07

you're there, and

49:09

if you can beat that joke, beat the joke.

49:11

But if you can't.

49:12

Sell the joke, if

49:14

you have nothing better, no, that sucks.

49:16

And then it's like you're the only one writing it. There's other

49:19

people writing it, you're gonna throw them under that that's not

49:21

nice.

49:21

I have it on good authority that so

49:24

they all the presenter bits

49:26

are written right, But one

49:29

of the oscar Press was

49:32

like written by the people doing.

49:33

It and it didn't go well.

49:35

And it was like and they say, like, do the bits

49:37

like and they pitch them a lot of bits and

49:40

like there's a lot of options on the table, but people

49:42

really think they can do it better.

49:44

And then.

49:46

If you're not, they're actually marinating

49:48

in it and really understanding how it's gonna

49:50

feel in the room. You can't it doesn't really matter

49:53

who. You might not be out there and do something

49:55

that's just not in the tone

49:57

or of the vibe of what's happening, like it's

50:00

gonna go great. I just also like

50:02

I'm not someone who can co sign on. Like

50:05

I'm going into this thing where there's a bunch

50:07

of writers.

50:08

Who've been working on it for a weeks, yeah, and it's

50:10

there been their job and like I'm gonna

50:12

do my own thing.

50:13

Like if you're not good enough to execute what they're

50:15

doing, or if you feel like if

50:18

you feel above it, like that's the issue.

50:21

Yeah, Like at the Emmys they had me bite

50:23

into a Emmy shaped cake

50:26

and did I want to eat a bunch of fon?

50:28

Didn't know, but I was like, I

50:30

see where this is. I'm gonna get it all over my dress.

50:32

It's gonna crumble on the floor, it's gonna

50:34

be cute, it'll be funny. And it killed,

50:36

it crushed and I was like really commit to

50:39

like being like this

50:42

wasn't good good jumping.

50:44

But you didn't have to get talked too much into that, did

50:46

you know? Yeah, you're a pro.

50:48

Are you kidding?

50:50

I'm not thinking I'm not getting

50:52

paid you want me to beat your joke

50:54

and not get paid for it.

50:55

No, because work for you.

50:57

Yeah, I got to sit at home and be like,

50:59

what's here than this joke about Ladybird.

51:02

No, I'll do it. I'll

51:04

do it. That's a perfect perspective'll

51:07

sell it. Yeah, why not? What's the harm in it?

51:09

Even if you don't like it, Let ever give me that piece

51:11

of cake? Who cares give me a cake?

51:12

Let me ruin the dress. I guess that's the only thing that would

51:15

rub me is just like, this is going to ruin my gown.

51:18

That's fine, the network paid for it. I'll

51:21

get this dry cleaned if I want. Like

51:23

what, Wow, I'm also

51:25

not vane like that. Yeah, I'll look

51:27

pretty, but like i'll get nasty for a bit.

51:29

I don't care.

51:29

I still remember your Emmy's look from a few

51:32

years ago. It was purple with the puffs.

51:36

No, no, it was purple, and

51:40

oh yeah, I said I wanted to wear purple,

51:42

and he made this like. I didn't even see

51:44

the sketches. I just saw that.

51:46

I was told, don't worry about it, and

51:48

then Marco brought me this dress and I cried.

51:51

I had never put on something so pretty and as

51:53

a fat woman, like you just don't get to wear

51:55

beautiful things like that. And it is

51:57

on tour. It's like in a museum. It really

52:00

Yeah, and I wish I had it. I guess

52:02

part of a Christian Siriana has

52:04

like a bunch of dresses that go around

52:06

and are in museums. And it was an f t for

52:08

a little bit. I think it was in New Orleans for a little bit,

52:11

so it isn't iconic. It was

52:13

such a pretty dress.

52:15

He really prizes it. Yeah,

52:18

it's a sheet like he's very proud of it.

52:19

It feels so cool. Yeah,

52:22

that's awesome.

52:23

He is a really like he's in the

52:25

culture man. Yea, he is a

52:27

pop culture you know. We

52:29

I have not met him outside of this one thing,

52:31

but Bowen and I were at the Glad Awards last year

52:34

and they did like an auction and

52:36

they were auctioning off a reading with Tyler

52:38

Henry, Hollywood medium who I called twin Psychic

52:41

and Matt Love I love

52:43

him, and it was like you will get an

52:45

exclusive reading with Tyler, and

52:47

I was like, oh my god. And so they started the bidding

52:50

high, but I was like I'm going for it. I was like

52:52

I had the opportunity, and so I raised the paddle

52:54

and it was like, all of a sudden, it was like looking like I was

52:56

going to win. And then someone from over across the room

52:58

is going so and says, I'll split

53:00

it with you. Keep going, So we keep going.

53:04

Suddenly it's a battle between

53:06

Bowen and Christian, and.

53:08

It was.

53:13

But he won. We backed off because it literally

53:15

I think it went for like thirty grand Yeah.

53:19

I think our hands were in the air for

53:22

this crazy amount of money, to the point where we were like,

53:24

what we do, We're

53:27

gonna split it. It's for an amazing cause. And

53:30

then we lost and I was fine, and I hope his

53:32

reading was great. He should come on the show

53:34

and on the show and talk about the reading. We would love to have Christian.

53:38

Tyler, the Hollywood medium, come on the show and

53:41

give you guys a reading.

53:42

He seems like someone who is I

53:44

would be down for that. I'd be so down for that. But there's something

53:46

about him that I'm like, I'm really intimidated

53:48

and like, I don't know. I would feel so crazy

53:50

to reach out to him and be like, hey, I.

53:52

Hosted you know we're gonna do it. We're going to

53:54

reach out do it. But here's the thing. Have

53:57

you ever had like a psychic rereading?

53:58

Yeah? Yeah, the time was gone

54:01

good. Yeah.

54:02

I have one person

54:05

that I've been to only one time, but I will go back.

54:07

They told me a conversation

54:09

that I had with my sister the day before, and

54:12

then told me what I should say to her. I

54:14

said to her, and she responded with I really

54:16

needed to hear that.

54:17

WHOA. They predicted something would

54:19

happen, it happened.

54:21

I didn't know what it was. He didn't know what it was, but it was

54:23

like a big thing that happened. And

54:25

then another thing that he said was going to happen just

54:27

happened. And I was like, we're

54:29

going back.

54:30

I gotta go back. I gotta figure some shit out.

54:33

I love him.

54:34

And then I just saw this other lady whose name escapes

54:36

me, but she said some stuff.

54:38

It was Laura, it was LOURAI

54:41

Gilmore and she

54:43

spoke so fast I didn't get it.

54:48

But yeah, I love them, I love I just

54:51

paid for a psychic reading for my dog.

54:53

Oh wait, dog psychic. I want to know what he's

54:56

thinking. All right, I've heard that these people

54:58

are legit Okay, really are

55:00

I'm excited. I was going to get.

55:01

One a

55:03

few years ago a friend, but the dog is badly

55:06

passed. But I always wanted to get a dog psychic

55:08

reading because I always wanted to know.

55:10

But maybe they could talk to the dog from beyond. Actually

55:12

that's crazy. Maybe I'll

55:15

brush that subject. I don't know, it might be sent but

55:17

oh yeah, don't never mind. I never

55:20

really I.

55:21

Never really bought the psychic thing. I

55:23

always said it was fun. And then we went

55:25

last year, I had gotten a kind of

55:28

like traumatic breakup.

55:29

Huh and uh.

55:31

Bowen and our friend Patrick took me to go

55:33

see the psychic and the

55:35

psychic sends Bowen and my friend Patrick

55:37

out of the room like the god.

55:40

So I hadn't heard from like a person

55:43

in like weeks, and I thought I never

55:45

would again. And the psychic looks at me and

55:47

goes, he's gonna call you, and

55:49

I was like, I don't think he is.

55:52

Nicole.

55:53

My phone rang.

55:55

And it was that person. Where was this in New York?

55:57

New York? Will you give me their name? No,

56:01

got scammed.

56:03

So once that happened, it opened the

56:05

door to me, of course, believing anything

56:08

she said, because why wouldn't.

56:09

I she had, literally, is that just like dumb

56:11

luck? I don't know.

56:13

Then after that happened, she then starts

56:15

to like be like, now I need this amount

56:17

of money for you so I can be your spiritual guide

56:20

because you know I'm for real. Of course gave

56:22

her that all that money, which was the worst is

56:24

how traumatized I was.

56:25

So then I I'm leaving and I'm feeling

56:28

like sick to my stomach.

56:29

I call bow On and I'm like, this just happened.

56:31

I am in really bad place. I can't

56:33

believe I'm in this. He goes, I don't

56:36

like this, like you were like, she got me a

56:38

little bit.

56:38

She got me to pay like five hundred dollars for a chakra resea,

56:40

and I felt nothing.

56:42

He was He immediately felt

56:44

like he got.

56:47

So then he goes, I don't like this,

56:49

and I think you need to stop talking to her. I hang up the phone.

56:52

She calls, and she goes, I

56:54

know that you're feeling doubts.

56:58

She like a wire job.

56:59

Like then then I

57:01

literally then I started to think that

57:03

Bowen and my friend Patrick were in a conspiracy

57:06

with the psychic and this other You never told

57:08

me to extort money from me.

57:10

Oh, man, if

57:12

you were me, you wouldn't have thought that. I

57:15

don't know. I don't think because we walked

57:17

into.

57:17

The psychic who I didn't know

57:20

but my friends knew, and I was like, are they

57:22

patrick and you I didn't not.

57:23

I was like, are they working me?

57:25

Oh?

57:25

My, are they working?

57:27

I was like, I thought that one

57:29

of the most logical explanations in

57:31

a world where like psychics

57:33

aren't real. The logical explanation

57:36

was, oh, they're after.

57:38

Me, my good sister. I

57:41

thought this.

57:41

Lady even more because she made you think that I was like

57:44

plotting again.

57:44

I literally it was a moment. It was a temporary

57:47

moment that I had and I was doing bad.

57:50

How are we connecting the dots? How did that man call

57:52

you? After she was like, he's gonna call you?

57:55

The only explanation is that she actually

57:58

has the psychic gift, Because then

58:00

I literally thought to myself, is my psychic

58:03

in with this person who I was

58:05

introduced to by my friend who was

58:07

there.

58:08

And I was just like, is this a give

58:10

me your name? I will give you your

58:13

name. I want to see telling

58:15

you who might go back me? No,

58:18

you guys, you go back

58:20

I love it.

58:23

In a documentary and we're like it seemed

58:25

like a good idea.

58:26

And at the time, I gave her all

58:28

my money.

58:31

It was enough money from my account at the

58:33

end of the year to be like, hey, who's

58:36

this

58:37

Why is this right?

58:39

And I was like it was right. It was a person.

58:44

And so then I went to and I was like, hey, our

58:46

psychic's real and my therapist

58:48

was like, I do believe that

58:51

they do have a gift.

58:52

I think they have a heightened sound like anyone.

58:55

Has, Like, yes, yes, but they pair that with

58:57

an intuition to scant money,

59:00

so I think that, yes, what you're saying is like

59:02

it goes so far. And then on

59:04

top of that, they utilize

59:07

the fact that they're able to get

59:09

into someone emotionally to

59:11

then say things like I need to

59:13

now do spiritual.

59:14

Work on you.

59:15

It's gonna cost X amount, And then

59:17

she was like, I need to do spiritual work

59:19

on X amount of other people. And before I

59:21

left, she told me something like,

59:23

don't trust one of your friends.

59:25

See this is the fucking thing that because

59:28

that's the video they try.

59:28

To cut and that's give

59:32

me.

59:34

Also, I talked about her on this

59:36

podcast for a couple of episodes and multiple people

59:38

to reach out to me to be like is it this person? And I

59:40

was likes and she has

59:42

a reputation for fucking scamming

59:44

and I know I paid.

59:46

For her Disney trip.

59:48

I love that.

59:48

So she she goes, she

59:51

goes work, I'm gonna follow over with you in like two weeks,

59:53

and she goes, oh, actually I can't.

59:55

Go that week because I'm actually taking my kids to Disney.

59:58

She lives in like du.

1:00:02

Respendable income to go do

1:00:04

the Disney trip unless you

1:00:07

paid.

1:00:08

Does she do zoom sessions? No,

1:00:10

I'm not doing that. I want

1:00:12

her honestly, Nicole

1:00:15

ball on aside right now. If you do engage

1:00:17

with her, I want you to go in.

1:00:19

Thank you found

1:00:21

a good guy who is He's

1:00:23

great.

1:00:24

At one point I was trying to say something.

1:00:25

He's like, you're a witch, and I was like, yes, that's what I was going to

1:00:27

say, and he was like, yeah, I wrote it down right here and it

1:00:29

was like already written.

1:00:30

It was like wild, Wow, because I am a witch.

1:00:32

I make things happen. It's wild. Are

1:00:35

you a manifesto? You do believe you have actually

1:00:37

make things happen? When I'm like in

1:00:39

Peril.

1:00:40

When I was in Greece, I was

1:00:42

at this like beach club and it was like the hottest

1:00:45

day of the year, and we asked

1:00:48

the cab driver if the cab come back and get us. I was

1:00:50

with my friend Mano and he could

1:00:52

corroborate this. And the

1:00:54

cab driver's like, no one's going to come get you.

1:00:56

It's too far out.

1:00:57

And we were like okay, but he's like, there's a bus stop

1:01:00

that's like a ten minute walk and he said okay. So

1:01:03

we were walking and it's truly

1:01:05

so hot, yeah, and we were so drained

1:01:08

and like the sand was burning

1:01:10

our toes and like Mana

1:01:13

was miserable and I was miserable. And there was like a

1:01:15

couple cars passing, but really no cars, and I

1:01:17

was like, doesn't anyone hitchhike hare

1:01:19

and he was like, I don't know a call and I was like okay,

1:01:21

and then I was like, a car's gonna stop and we're

1:01:23

gonna get in it. And then a car stopped.

1:01:26

This lady goes where y'all go, not y'all.

1:01:28

It was grease. She's like where I can't do a Greek

1:01:30

accent.

1:01:31

She was.

1:01:34

Way you go

1:01:36

that's it. That was it. She asked us where

1:01:38

we were going.

1:01:39

We said the bus stop and she's like, but then we're

1:01:41

after and we were like, oh, we're going back to the boat

1:01:43

and she's like, well, I'll just take you and Mona was like,

1:01:45

do you and I was like, I'm already in the car.

1:01:47

And then we got in the car.

1:01:47

There was other people walking on the road that she did not stop

1:01:50

for, and then she took us all the way to the boats

1:01:52

and it was really lovely and Mona was like, that's

1:01:54

really wild that you said, doesn't anyone

1:01:56

hitchhike here? And then a car stopped because

1:01:58

he's like, I don't think people hitchhik here.

1:02:02

I made that car beer. I refuse

1:02:04

to believe differently.

1:02:05

I think I believe you have the gift. I

1:02:08

don't think you need to reach out to the specific person. I would

1:02:10

like to why why.

1:02:11

I want to know how to harness my gift further,

1:02:14

I would like to know why do that? When and where

1:02:16

I'm meeting a man, When and where

1:02:18

I'll get to suck a dick again, When

1:02:20

and where I'll get deep dicked one, and

1:02:22

where I'll get my.

1:02:23

Blown out one? And where I'll get my

1:02:25

to this sucked on.

1:02:27

So you want specific, granular details

1:02:29

on when I.

1:02:30

Want longitude and you want platitude.

1:02:34

What I loved about her too, is she gave drama like

1:02:37

one time, like again, I'm devastated.

1:02:39

It's the lowest I've ever been and

1:02:42

so is that true?

1:02:43

Sort of?

1:02:44

So then I go back and she like, she

1:02:46

goes to shuffle her cards because it's the terrible cards

1:02:48

and actually shuffling. She just to shake her head

1:02:50

and she goes, it's

1:02:53

bad, It's really

1:02:55

bad, and I'm like, really, She goes,

1:02:59

there is She's

1:03:01

just like doing the cards like and she's just I'm

1:03:04

giving so much like the countiest

1:03:06

performer.

1:03:06

She's just like, it's so good.

1:03:09

Is a lady ethnically

1:03:11

ambiguous? Sure? We love to say it, and I'm gonna

1:03:13

call her Latina.

1:03:14

Okay, she the

1:03:17

way she kicked me and Patrick I was also

1:03:19

so dramatic.

1:03:20

Out you guys gotta go. I don't like your

1:03:22

energy. She goes, she goes, she goes, it's too much

1:03:25

energy. She goes, I need him alone, and they

1:03:27

go, are you okay?

1:03:28

I like.

1:03:31

This lady?

1:03:31

Good?

1:03:32

I was. I can't

1:03:34

wait. I'm so excited.

1:03:38

No, tell her we stay helone, that we're on to her.

1:03:42

You know what, She'll know, she will know

1:03:44

you're gonna walk in. She's gonna be like this, Yeah, I've

1:03:47

been waiting, sit down. She

1:03:49

goes, I heard you were talking ship on a podcast.

1:03:51

I need this. She goes, I heard you talking on

1:03:53

that podcast and

1:03:57

I was like, don't say that.

1:03:58

What And she'll say,

1:04:06

wait a minute, this isn't good.

1:04:08

This is good fodder for an idea that we have.

1:04:10

Oh that's good. That actually is good,

1:04:12

but for like a movie or a TV show, because you should

1:04:14

write it. It's really iconic.

1:04:16

It's really like I mean, I literally almost did

1:04:18

write a script about like someone who gets fucked

1:04:20

over like a long by their friends

1:04:22

and a relationship they

1:04:25

leave and like that he's got no

1:04:27

money and like he finds them and kill bills

1:04:29

them.

1:04:30

Oh

1:04:39

I just killed.

1:04:41

That performance that the Grammys was fun. That

1:04:45

was so fun. That was a big swing.

1:04:46

Are you wished as a fan? I like her? I

1:04:48

like her. I like that she lies? Yeah,

1:04:52

have you like seeing like the deep dive?

1:04:54

In?

1:04:54

Like her lies?

1:04:55

She sweet things? Will she be like I

1:04:57

don't have a TV. And then someone will be like, here's a bit tribute

1:04:59

on a TV when

1:05:02

I met her, like very silly things, silly

1:05:04

things like little lies.

1:05:05

That she was like, I don't leave the house. And it's like, I

1:05:07

feel like that can't be true. Well, you met her out of

1:05:09

the house. You

1:05:11

know that's not true. I don't leave the house. I

1:05:15

love it.

1:05:15

I love people who tell little lies that you could like just

1:05:17

disprove. That's like that Instagram

1:05:19

man who was like I can't remember his name,

1:05:21

but he was like, oh, I trained with monks or

1:05:24

something. He's like he gives it advice. But then someone's

1:05:26

like, well, here's your TikTok from Brooklyn at the time that you said

1:05:28

you're with the monks, Like it's fun.

1:05:30

I love when people lie.

1:05:32

Yeah, but you just have to catch them in the line

1:05:34

and make it fun.

1:05:34

Yes, and other ones yeah,

1:05:37

otherwise not good. I don't know. Don't love liars,

1:05:40

but a little one. I guess if I saying.

1:05:42

Like harmless, like like

1:05:44

what's the I don't know, what's what's a harmless lie?

1:05:46

Harmlessly like harmlessly liat

1:05:48

breakfast? Yeah, that's funny. And

1:05:51

if you do that after that.

1:05:52

Delight cakes every day. That's

1:05:54

a funny lie. That's a funny lie or

1:05:57

like I've never seen an orange before. I

1:05:59

was like, yo, you have. How's

1:06:03

your fountain? Honestly? Better?

1:06:05

I found a really nice man who comes and cleans

1:06:08

it once

1:06:10

a month.

1:06:10

That's really frequent. That's what you have to.

1:06:12

Otherwise water gets stagnant and then it

1:06:15

starts a stink in and then the mosquitoes

1:06:17

come and they sting you.

1:06:18

By je, did

1:06:20

you inherit the fountain or install the fountain?

1:06:23

I inherited the fountain, okay, so you wouldn't

1:06:25

choose to live this life?

1:06:26

No? Yeah,

1:06:29

is the fountain in front of your home?

1:06:31

Okay, so it's very much a centerpiece. I

1:06:34

think it's nice there for Aliandra has to

1:06:36

come in.

1:06:37

Yeah, and birds sometimes take baths

1:06:39

there. And one bird passed away.

1:06:41

Oh. I

1:06:43

like was like what's there? And I was like boat.

1:06:47

It got down to the boat

1:06:51

and decomposed.

1:06:52

Well I just hadn't uh not

1:06:54

funny. It's a circle of life. You let feather and

1:06:56

flesh go in.

1:06:57

Well, no, there were still feathers, but like I could see

1:07:00

the bone, but it's like indirect sunlight

1:07:03

and it just got Yeah, I got

1:07:05

roasted.

1:07:06

And then I was like, what happened to that bird. Why was it so sick?

1:07:10

Like literally, you're talking about this dead bird unless

1:07:13

I'm still stuck on the psychic because I do want to.

1:07:15

Say I am afraid of her. But

1:07:18

I will say what's putting me at ease is she

1:07:20

did tell me.

1:07:21

At the end of one session, she goes, I want

1:07:23

you to know I don't do any dark magic.

1:07:25

Okay, So then that's her way of saying that she does

1:07:27

dark manager. I need her information.

1:07:30

A liar gives you your number

1:07:32

clean, I don't because here's what's not gonna happen.

1:07:35

I'm not going to give your number.

1:07:36

I'm gonna tell you who she is and where you can

1:07:38

find her, and I just want you to walk in

1:07:41

great.

1:07:41

I will do that.

1:07:42

Next time you're in New York, I will do that. I will make a special

1:07:44

trip just to see her.

1:07:45

Bring a friend, brings a sheer or something, okay, And

1:07:47

if she's worth her salt, she will know

1:07:49

ahead of time that I have come, that you've come

1:07:51

for her.

1:07:52

Told.

1:07:53

But I feel like you'll be the me that goes

1:07:55

in and goes all the way with the psychic instance, six months,

1:07:57

you're in a relationship, and Sashier will

1:07:59

be like Bowen will be like, this

1:08:02

is bad.

1:08:02

I can't wait.

1:08:03

If she kicks the sheare out then that's

1:08:05

a huge red flag scarlet

1:08:08

banner.

1:08:09

You know what I mean? Yes, I excited

1:08:12

for this journey.

1:08:13

For what I really want to do, like

1:08:15

and I might have you do with

1:08:17

me after this is just walk into a psychic

1:08:20

I like Hollywood Boulevard and he

1:08:22

doesn't want to doesn't

1:08:25

believe.

1:08:26

In the I'm going to give this

1:08:28

man's name and I think you'll like him.

1:08:30

Did you guys ever know Farah Brook the comedian.

1:08:32

Yes, she had.

1:08:33

She had a podcast called psych a Hotline one dollar

1:08:35

a minute. Oh yeah, and she would

1:08:38

like have a guest on, and you guys would both like

1:08:40

she would have her and the guest call a

1:08:42

psych a catline, and it was amazing.

1:08:46

I went on one time and this woman

1:08:49

just lied about everything to me. Yep, you're gonna

1:08:51

move in with someone by September. You're

1:08:54

going to meet someone in August,

1:08:56

and then by September you'll move in. I was like, oh my god,

1:08:58

that was in eighteen

1:09:01

sixteen or something, and like nothing

1:09:03

happened, Nothing happened.

1:09:04

I don't believe in phone psychic really

1:09:07

no, because I called the phone psychic. So another

1:09:09

thing about this psychic is I dealt with the psychic

1:09:11

and then got obsessed and contacted like three other

1:09:13

ones to cross reference. And

1:09:16

I have to say, but I know so two of them

1:09:18

it all checked out. Then the last one I was

1:09:20

on the phone and she goes, congratulations,

1:09:24

this is theory you buy a home. And

1:09:26

I was just like, okay, I

1:09:28

did not did not happen. She goes,

1:09:31

there's no one in your life that you're

1:09:33

worried about. I was like, no,

1:09:37

that's not true. That's not true for anybody. She

1:09:39

goes, things are going great in your love life. It's your

1:09:41

career that's in shambles. I was like, that's

1:09:43

actually obviosite.

1:09:44

Yeah.

1:09:46

I was just like.

1:09:48

And then I said to myself like I was like, do I hang up?

1:09:51

Or like should I just keep listening?

1:09:52

But you're too

1:09:54

See this is how you got ensnared is

1:09:57

because you're so polite.

1:09:58

In New Orleans, I saw this like street

1:10:01

psychic. I was wearing bright red sunglasses

1:10:04

with like stars and moons, a gold

1:10:06

skirt, a shirt with a dinosaur

1:10:08

on it, a weird jacket, like I looked

1:10:11

unhinged. My hair was braided down to my butt

1:10:13

and I walked up and I was like, I want a reading and

1:10:15

they're like okay.

1:10:16

They were like, yeah, I

1:10:19

sit down.

1:10:19

I go.

1:10:20

You don't like attention.

1:10:21

And I was like, wait minute,

1:10:24

I'm dressed like the most insane

1:10:26

person.

1:10:26

Ignore that was there like

1:10:29

they saw you.

1:10:32

You sat down, you don't like attention. Huh.

1:10:34

Miteo was like what is He's

1:10:38

like this lady's wrong.

1:10:40

And then I bought a five hundred dollars pig painting that

1:10:43

has glitter on it.

1:10:43

It's not because you hate attention. So you got

1:10:46

something out of it. Yeah, I

1:10:48

mean I paid too much. I didn't realize

1:10:50

you had to haggle.

1:10:51

She said five hundred and I said okay.

1:10:54

And then Mateo is like that lady never thought

1:10:56

you were gonna buy that for me.

1:10:57

She's like to you for

1:11:00

you like she was like. She

1:11:03

took the money and threw herself under a.

1:11:05

Table, and I paid

1:11:07

her five hundred, had a

1:11:09

great day. I still have the painting.

1:11:11

It's my first piece of art. And boy,

1:11:14

oh boy, is it silly.

1:11:15

Five hundred for like original

1:11:17

art, handmade art?

1:11:19

Bargain? Yeah, honestly, I will say

1:11:23

the skill level.

1:11:26

I think a child could have done it.

1:11:27

There's literal glitter on it.

1:11:29

It's just like a big not at

1:11:31

any sort of like perspective, like

1:11:33

little legs anything.

1:11:36

And then just like the background is like, yeah,

1:11:38

it looks like like if Lisa Frank

1:11:40

maybe got really

1:11:43

sick and had long COVID and like.

1:11:45

She was like, gotta get another big

1:11:47

out there. That's tough, got

1:11:50

long, got

1:11:53

long.

1:11:54

Oh.

1:11:55

I loved your specially crowd work special. By the way,

1:11:57

it was so good. I watched the whole thing and

1:11:59

I was eating fresh just sat there the whole

1:12:01

time. I was like, this is so fucking question. The

1:12:03

viz you know it? Thank you.

1:12:05

George Santos is funny.

1:12:07

Oh, we don't have to do this back and forth. That's very

1:12:09

I just came to me that and.

1:12:10

You're funny and I love it.

1:12:13

Very Upset that it did not come back for season two,

1:12:16

even though the whole season was written.

1:12:17

Should we got that out? Can't you? Now? You know

1:12:19

what I heard?

1:12:21

Not dead again, really not

1:12:24

necessarily dead amazing,

1:12:27

So yeah.

1:12:28

Like I heard potentially Diday,

1:12:32

did you hear about what happened in Jennifer Jennifer

1:12:35

Lewis what happened? She's

1:12:38

okay now. But so I had

1:12:40

spoken to her year. Wait what happened? She is okay,

1:12:42

and I'm gonna tell you what. I genuinely love her. She's

1:12:45

a legend and a friend.

1:12:47

So I had spoken her last year and she

1:12:49

told me that she was going through a health thing but

1:12:51

that she was fine, and that she didn't really want

1:12:53

anyone talking about it. So she don't want to

1:12:55

get into it. But we talk about it later, and

1:12:57

so we never reconnected again about

1:12:59

that. But just the other day

1:13:02

there was a interview with her and Robin Roberts.

1:13:06

So last year, I guess after I

1:13:08

love that for you like wrapped and had come

1:13:10

out and like everything, she went on a long

1:13:13

vacation. She loves to travel, like she that's

1:13:15

her thing. Like she always says, like I didn't

1:13:17

get married, She's like, I'm married to traveling. I'm married

1:13:19

to nature, Like that's my life. And so

1:13:22

she took the woman who had co written

1:13:24

her autobiography,

1:13:26

her next her last book, Stepping

1:13:28

in My Joy in These Streets.

1:13:31

This was post her getting the Hollywood Star

1:13:33

on the Walk of Fame and I had just seen her.

1:13:35

So she goes on this long vacation with.

1:13:37

This friend I guess they

1:13:39

got to the Serengetti and

1:13:43

they had seen like gorillas,

1:13:45

they had like done all this cool shit.

1:13:47

Like she was like the six or seven stop on her

1:13:49

world trip.

1:13:50

And she goes in

1:13:53

her like hotel or

1:13:55

like her room at this like I guess like

1:13:57

resort in the Serengetti where it's like elevated,

1:14:00

and I guess there was like an infinity pool that

1:14:03

had no sides. Oh so basically

1:14:06

it was like there was a ten foot drop off the

1:14:08

infinity. My god, no, and it

1:14:10

was pitch dark. So in the Serengetti when

1:14:12

the lights go down, it gets very pitch black.

1:14:14

Uh huh.

1:14:15

So she described in this interview with Robin Roberts,

1:14:17

like she wasn't given the tour of the space.

1:14:20

She goes out, she's like in Africa.

1:14:22

She's like, you know, enjoying herself. She walks

1:14:25

and just falls off the side ten

1:14:27

feet into like a rocky dry ravine.

1:14:32

Her shoulder and hip take the

1:14:34

impact. She breaks femur,

1:14:37

which is the largest thorn in her body. She's

1:14:39

laying there, it's pitch black

1:14:42

in I'll say again, the middle of

1:14:44

the Serengetti. Yeah, so

1:14:46

she somehow musters. She says it

1:14:48

was difficult to even take a big breath to scream,

1:14:50

so she described it. She called out for her

1:14:53

friend Laurie. She screamed like Laurie, thank

1:14:55

god she hurt her. Oh, because literally,

1:14:57

Jennifer Lewis says in the interview, she goes,

1:15:00

the last thing I heard was

1:15:02

a lion roar, and

1:15:05

she thought, what

1:15:08

a headline. The king ate the Queen and

1:15:10

like laughter Jennifer Lewis laugh. But it

1:15:12

was like months of rehabilitation.

1:15:15

Oh my god. And she

1:15:17

kept it a total secret.

1:15:19

The only person that knew was her friend because

1:15:21

she said she didn't want to call back and

1:15:23

like tell anyone in her family, like I'm

1:15:25

in the hospital and the serengetti.

1:15:27

You know what I mean, Like so because then everyone's like worried,

1:15:30

and then you have to feel that and

1:15:32

yeah.

1:15:33

My airlift her out of there, oh my god,

1:15:36

Like they took her to the hospital.

1:15:37

Then I had to airlift her out of there like it was a

1:15:39

night man. That's awful.

1:15:41

And then they showed footage of her like rehabilitating,

1:15:44

like she is a superheroes

1:15:47

and a legend and an icon, and

1:15:50

I just couldn't believe

1:15:52

how strong she had to be

1:15:55

to like not only survive that, but then get

1:15:57

up from that, said she was writing

1:15:59

another book about it.

1:16:00

She's get up, yeah.

1:16:03

I mean like and then of course,

1:16:05

like the end of the interview with Robin Roberts is

1:16:07

like Jennifer getting on the piano and being.

1:16:09

Like a fell in the jungle.

1:16:12

I love her so much.

1:16:16

It's the crazy, it's the wildest

1:16:18

story.

1:16:18

I'm literally watching it. My jaw is on

1:16:21

the ground. It's like a twenty minute interview with Robin Roberts.

1:16:24

And she didn't tell anyone that's

1:16:26

so wild. I just thought she had a health concern.

1:16:28

I didn't know it was an actual like near

1:16:31

death experience with wild

1:16:33

animals in a certain getting can imagine.

1:16:36

No, no, and

1:16:39

by the way, video of the whole thing what

1:16:42

not of the actual fall. But her

1:16:44

friend, I guess, like had called the police

1:16:47

and like was like taking video and using her phone camera

1:16:49

to like shine a light on her. Literally it's

1:16:51

like you see her in the position

1:16:53

where she fell.

1:16:54

A will debast runs by. No,

1:16:57

that's wild, that's wild.

1:17:00

Don't understand why they we didn't have some sort of barrier

1:17:03

like to stop people from fall it Like,

1:17:06

that's wild.

1:17:07

It was like a chic in unity pool.

1:17:09

Sue that place, get your

1:17:11

money. I recently

1:17:14

went to Africa and I didn't fall down or anything,

1:17:16

but monkeys were trying to steal my peanuts.

1:17:20

It was so rude. I was like, I can't believe these are my

1:17:22

peanuts. I said,

1:17:24

these are my peanuts. Get out of here.

1:17:26

Did you enjoy Africa? I did.

1:17:28

I was in South Africa's and Babwe, Zambia,

1:17:31

the Seychelles, and yeah,

1:17:34

Spirit was another part of South Africa.

1:17:37

I mean, it's a long flight to fucking get there, but it's stunning.

1:17:40

It's the parts I went to were beautiful.

1:17:42

Yeah.

1:17:43

I want to go to North Africa.

1:17:44

Nut.

1:17:45

Yeah, go to North Africa

1:17:47

where I don't know.

1:17:48

Algeria, yeah, Gunisia,

1:17:51

Egypt.

1:17:52

Morocco, and we

1:17:56

had over to Florida.

1:17:57

Yeah, just get on a plane jump. You

1:18:00

got a good table service restaurant there.

1:18:03

Please don't talk to the psychic again. I

1:18:05

will I would like.

1:18:06

To speak to because, honestly, as

1:18:08

traumatic as it was for me, I think it was justice.

1:18:10

Trauma wasn't just as traumatic. I was just deeply

1:18:13

worried. Matt's in a bad way.

1:18:15

It was bad anyway.

1:18:16

Start no it's okay. I've also seen bad psychics.

1:18:19

I had one who she was like, you're in

1:18:21

your hoe face. You're like, men are going to be

1:18:23

throwing themselves at you. It's

1:18:25

going to be so rich and you're gonna really find

1:18:28

yourself. I'm in the driest spell of.

1:18:30

My whole life. You've genuinely ever had a hoe face?

1:18:32

Because I don't think I have.

1:18:33

Yeah, when I lived in New York, I drank a lot

1:18:35

and I was pretty pretty loose.

1:18:38

This man landed in Los Angeles yesterday

1:18:40

and immediately fucked somebody, so I don't know

1:18:42

what ever happens. You literally did

1:18:46

and the guy was hot too.

1:18:47

Whatever did you meet him?

1:18:51

I was not fingered outside of a bar, and

1:18:53

then the man took my earring as like a souvenir.

1:18:58

He fingered not only yours, he

1:19:02

got all up in there. He said, I'm

1:19:04

taking this and

1:19:06

I'm taking this.

1:19:08

All up in your ear. Okay,

1:19:18

I think it's typer. I don't think so, honey. I think it's

1:19:20

probably time. Ah shit, you

1:19:23

said you had something, yeah, but like I already said my piece,

1:19:27

Well.

1:19:27

I guess we're going to expand some more pieces.

1:19:30

This is I don't think so wanting. It's our one minute segment where

1:19:32

we take a little bit of time, specifically sixty

1:19:34

seconds to rant to get something in culture that

1:19:36

we just were over it. We're

1:19:38

simply over, simply over it. I said

1:19:41

I had one earlier, right, Yeah, I think we both had one.

1:19:43

I think mind just went away. But I have a new one that just took its place.

1:19:45

Okay, good, okay great? Are you ready?

1:19:46

Yeah?

1:19:47

Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. This is Matt

1:19:49

Rogers. I don't think so many as time starts now, I.

1:19:51

Don't think so honey, you need me to sign for a package.

1:19:53

I'm at home. I'm not doing a cool boys

1:19:56

shit. I'm over there, over here,

1:19:58

I'm out at the club.

1:20:00

You might call me the opposite of Sizza. I

1:20:03

can't stay.

1:20:04

I am out here, and let me

1:20:06

tell you something. Fed X losers,

1:20:11

you're obsessed with me. You're trying to check me down day

1:20:13

after day and you can't find me. Just

1:20:15

call me, text me, beat me if you want

1:20:17

to.

1:20:17

Reach me, call me.

1:20:19

Kim possible, babe, except it's quite possible

1:20:21

to find Anyone who can find

1:20:24

me. Has my number? Fed X has my number?

1:20:26

Give me a buzz, say hey, is

1:20:28

this your thing? I'll be like, yeah,

1:20:31

and ask me, can I believe it? In your doorstep? Do I

1:20:33

have your endorsement?

1:20:34

Yes?

1:20:34

You do? What is the big idea?

1:20:36

And now I have to after three attempts,

1:20:39

because I'm not.

1:20:40

Around at eleven am, I

1:20:42

have to.

1:20:42

Go to the FedEx place, which I am not

1:20:44

convinced exists.

1:20:46

Second and go.

1:20:47

To the warehouse and figure it out.

1:20:49

I don't think so, honey, And that's one minute.

1:20:51

Yeah, you're so right for that.

1:20:53

Yeah, I agree. I have things that have been

1:20:55

said to me I will never see again.

1:20:58

Yeah, because they're at the quote unqung quote

1:21:00

holding that place. Yeah,

1:21:02

I hate it, and I don't think they

1:21:04

exist because then you try to find out, okay, where exactly

1:21:07

is the location and it's just a phone number that you

1:21:09

call and it says did you go online?

1:21:11

And then you go online and it's like you got to call the number.

1:21:13

I hate that shit.

1:21:15

That's what let me talk to somebody.

1:21:18

That's what's happening to me with the spectrum. I've

1:21:20

been trying to cancel my cable and you can't do

1:21:22

that online. You have to call them, but then they put you

1:21:24

on hold, and I'm like, but I have things to do.

1:21:26

They told me I absolutely had to upgrade my Spectrum

1:21:28

to a Spectrum Business account now, so I did

1:21:31

that. Little did I know They've

1:21:33

kept me on my original Spectrum account. So now I've

1:21:35

been being charged twice wireless

1:21:38

for like in television for like quite

1:21:40

a while. And quite frankly, I'm pissed

1:21:43

because I did ask them. I was like, this should

1:21:45

place my old thing. They were like, it should gobbledegook.

1:21:48

You know this is blue babe, words, words, words

1:21:50

and more, and I'm just it's insane.

1:21:52

You should be like I am would like a refund because why

1:21:55

would I be paying double for the same

1:21:57

address.

1:21:59

If it wasn't like winning a chess

1:22:01

game against Anya Taylor Joy, I

1:22:03

would be able to talk to someone. But she's

1:22:06

very good at chess, as it were, And

1:22:08

that's how I'm ceiling. She's it in

1:22:10

the sky, but only when she does her narcotics.

1:22:14

I finally watched the last episode of The Queen's Gambit

1:22:16

three weeks ago.

1:22:17

It's a great show. I've never seen it.

1:22:19

I watched the first six episodes of seven in

1:22:21

the Year of Our Lord twenty twenty, never saw

1:22:23

the finale, and then three years ago I finally

1:22:25

saw it.

1:22:26

Spoiler alert. She wins. Checkmate,

1:22:30

bitch, I love that it's

1:22:32

actually real.

1:22:33

Culture number ninety nine queen scambit

1:22:35

spoiler alert She wins a bite.

1:22:40

Oh, Yang, I got something you feeling

1:22:42

yourself?

1:22:43

Yeah, I'm gonna get a little gross,

1:22:46

but I think we can all relate.

1:22:47

Okay, here we go.

1:22:50

It feels like we're leaping into its

1:22:52

bowe Yang's I don't think, so, honey, his time

1:22:54

starts now.

1:22:55

I don't think so honey. Water based

1:22:57

versus silicon? Which

1:23:00

is I see?

1:23:01

I don't know what's what, and I don't know what to

1:23:03

use for what situation. I just

1:23:05

want to lube that works,

1:23:08

that just works, period, without any fucking

1:23:11

trade offs. I don't want it to stain my sheets

1:23:13

with a giant oil puddle, But

1:23:16

I also don't want to sticky, sticky

1:23:18

sticky all over me and it gets sticky,

1:23:20

sticky sticky all over them.

1:23:23

Why can't just.

1:23:24

Be oil oil

1:23:26

that's water, Olive

1:23:28

oil, that's the

1:23:31

Why can't it be butter that dissolves

1:23:33

in water that can come out in the wash.

1:23:36

Aren't we there yet? We're trying to live on Mars.

1:23:38

We can't even do right elon

1:23:41

musk.

1:23:42

If you want to win back humanity,

1:23:45

come up with that lube the cars.

1:23:48

Okay, do the lubey.

1:23:50

I have to tell you, I think

1:23:54

what you love. But water based

1:23:56

is sticky? Is it?

1:23:58

Is it?

1:23:58

I think no one sticky. The

1:24:00

non water based silicon

1:24:03

certainly stains more.

1:24:04

Silicon is the culprit for stains.

1:24:06

Yeah, the I use is

1:24:09

gun oil, water based lubricant.

1:24:12

Gun oil, gun oil. What are men's

1:24:14

things crazy? It's loube

1:24:17

because it's the

1:24:19

only if it's about gun oil. Lubercrit

1:24:22

a second.

1:24:22

Amendment, Like

1:24:25

what the but you shoot

1:24:28

shoot me?

1:24:29

When I'm more

1:24:32

like, oh

1:24:38

right, you are your whole phase. You're

1:24:40

up here like you touched down in Los Angeles

1:24:42

immediately filling yourself up with men,

1:24:45

and you're now you're like all fixated yourself

1:24:48

men, filling yourself up with

1:24:50

men.

1:24:50

I would love to be filled up with a man.

1:24:54

But here's the thing. I also like want to like them. Do you know what I

1:24:56

mean? I'm not trying to have like you

1:24:59

know what night stands?

1:25:00

Do you remember when you were talking earlier about like how good

1:25:02

Fellow's got such a good cast, it's because they

1:25:04

saw a lot of people.

1:25:05

And I do think that the way that we heard

1:25:08

this, You're right, I've heard that. I

1:25:10

should just know an insane

1:25:12

thing.

1:25:13

I've been watching Scorsese movies and

1:25:15

I like woke up the other day and I was like, I think I want

1:25:17

to work with Martin Scorsese, and I was like, says

1:25:19

everybody says every fucking actor.

1:25:23

It makes a lot of sense. Actions you'd

1:25:25

be very taken with you, and I think it'd be inspired. How

1:25:27

do I meet all Marty Martin? You go

1:25:29

to a party, Marty at a party, Marty

1:25:32

at a party.

1:25:33

Okay, what's a connection

1:25:35

you have that you think is a connection to Martin? Square didn't

1:25:37

Lauren work with them? I feel like Lauren laughs. No,

1:25:42

I don't think, so, okay, there's

1:25:44

a six degrees moment that we can make happier.

1:25:46

You're had most two degrees away from him,

1:25:49

you think. I think you're probably a one degree away

1:25:51

from him. I don't think, so, okay,

1:25:54

we're gonna figure we're gonna help.

1:25:55

Okay, do you even I don't think so, honey.

1:25:58

I do, okay, Okay,

1:26:00

I wait you one time?

1:26:01

This everyone is

1:26:03

Nicole buyers. I don't think so honey, it's

1:26:05

all over the place bow think.

1:26:07

So, honey, why are we talking about people's bodies?

1:26:10

Poor Oprah had.

1:26:10

To turn off the comments on her Instagram because

1:26:12

people were coming for her. But you want to know that lady

1:26:15

in the eighties brought out a wheelbarrow full

1:26:17

of sat and she was the thinness she'd

1:26:19

ever.

1:26:19

Been, because that's all she's ever wanted to be thin,

1:26:22

and her body just doesn't do that naturally. So why

1:26:24

are we talking about it? Why we meet her?

1:26:25

She looks great, She'll probably a little little longer. He's

1:26:27

just putting maybe healthier. Also, how come

1:26:29

episodes of television don't have twenty two episodes?

1:26:32

I want to sell.

1:26:33

I want to watch a lot of TV, and I want

1:26:35

to go to the movies.

1:26:36

I don't want to home release streaming.

1:26:39

I want to watch it on a big stream and have a.

1:26:41

Big ha ha with all my friends in public

1:26:43

ha

1:26:43

ha.

1:26:46

And I want to watch lots.

1:26:48

Of TV and I want

1:26:50

twenty two episodes.

1:26:51

What the fuck is this ten

1:26:53

episode? Shit? Leave oprolone, give

1:26:56

me more TV.

1:26:56

I want to go tell the movivies,

1:27:00

give me give me popcorn.

1:27:03

Dog had a movie the other day and it was so good.

1:27:06

That's one minute.

1:27:08

Wow.

1:27:09

Hot dogs are fucking amazing.

1:27:12

It's so good.

1:27:13

I genuinely said, just to share after

1:27:15

we saw Madam Webb, I said, everybody

1:27:17

should be at the movies.

1:27:18

They need to see the wonder of a movie on the big

1:27:20

screen. And I was really earnest. Of

1:27:22

course you why don't we stop

1:27:25

going to the movies? Love

1:27:27

you with this attitude.

1:27:29

I would love to see Good Fellows on the big screen.

1:27:31

Like it's I just I love movies.

1:27:33

And I'm like, give me twenty two episodes of

1:27:35

television, so that's what I watch at home.

1:27:37

Yeah, that is what I'm consuming.

1:27:39

So then I'm like, oh, I want to go see

1:27:41

a movie because that's two hours.

1:27:43

Yeah. Can I say something so fucking stupid.

1:27:45

I am the last person on earth to get

1:27:48

a fucking record player and actually

1:27:50

start playing my vinyls. And I'm like,

1:27:53

this is how all albums should be listened

1:27:55

to. And I think it's the same thing as going to the movies.

1:27:57

It's like, this is the best, hands

1:27:59

down way to listen to anything music.

1:28:02

And you're so right about Like I would have loved to have seen

1:28:04

Good Fellows on a big screen. I'm like, wait

1:28:07

now I want that. Yeah, damn and

1:28:09

like videots.

1:28:10

Have you been there yet?

1:28:11

No?

1:28:11

Apparently they play old movies and I was like, oh,

1:28:13

that's so fun and cool.

1:28:15

I want that.

1:28:15

I don't want to say bowen and I did walk

1:28:17

out of Oppenheimer. So we literally

1:28:20

saw the premiere film of the year and we

1:28:22

made it halfway through.

1:28:23

But you don't know how it ends. We know how, we know how.

1:28:29

That bomb hadn't gone off, we could have been

1:28:31

started watching Barbie a second time.

1:28:33

Here's the thing about that.

1:28:34

I was like, we know how to market movies, the whole

1:28:36

Barbenheimer thing genius.

1:28:37

I was like, yeah, so we know how to open movies. That

1:28:42

I would agree. We did it in a bigger way than we've ever

1:28:44

done it before. Barbara, by the.

1:28:46

Way, largely during the strike too, which

1:28:48

shows that like it doesn't have to be like

1:28:50

necessarily like the same press angles, like

1:28:52

it's.

1:28:52

Just like there's ways to get movies out there. Yeah.

1:28:55

But also on the Oprah thing, what

1:28:57

exactly is happening? She admitted to doing a weight law

1:29:00

struggle.

1:29:01

She's on ozembic people are special,

1:29:04

Yeah, and my whole thing is like, yes,

1:29:07

it's for diabetics. But also like when

1:29:09

GOV and other I think it's a semi glatitude.

1:29:11

I don't know how to actually say it. Yeah, but like those have

1:29:13

been improved for weight loss. And then it's

1:29:15

like so fat people. You get mad at them for being

1:29:17

fat, and then you get mad at them for losing weight, and then

1:29:20

you're mad that they're using something to help them.

1:29:22

I'm just like so confused about the whole

1:29:24

thing. And then I'm like, I think it should be

1:29:26

illegal to talk about someone's weight or

1:29:28

their body. I think the only thing you should be able to say

1:29:31

is you look good, you look stunning, ooh,

1:29:33

you look spicy.

1:29:34

This I love.

1:29:35

They don't have to say like you look better or

1:29:37

like wow, you've lost weight.

1:29:38

It's like they did a great episode

1:29:41

on it on Maintenance Phase, which is a great

1:29:43

podcast about how like the dialogue around

1:29:46

ozembic is like really fucking weird

1:29:48

because we still we've never figured

1:29:50

out how to talk about yes, fat people, you

1:29:52

know, we have never ever ever.

1:29:54

And it's wild.

1:29:55

It's like, yeah, like you don't want them to

1:29:57

be fat, you don't want them to get help with it. People

1:29:59

think it's just a willpower thing, and it's like, but

1:30:01

you're not also thinking about like food scarcity,

1:30:04

like some people don't have access to like great food. Some

1:30:06

people work from like nine to eight

1:30:09

or whatever, and then they don't have time to exercise,

1:30:11

and it's like maybe that.

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Would be help quickly too, yeah, which is

1:30:15

why people eat fast food. Like yeah, it's like

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there is a lot of shame about the way people eat

1:30:19

too, and it's like this, it's just a tool.

1:30:21

Yeah, it's like I don't know, like an

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addict on suboxen.

1:30:25

Would you look down on that? No, it

1:30:27

helps them.

1:30:28

You're so right about Oprah with the whole like

1:30:30

wheeling out the pact thing.

1:30:31

That's all she wanted to.

1:30:32

Be for thirty years, this line,

1:30:34

because wanted to either

1:30:36

be like smaller or like in

1:30:39

shape of sorts like letter.

1:30:40

Be she looks phenomenal.

1:30:42

Yeah.

1:30:43

I felt badly that she was so emotional

1:30:45

about it too, because it's obviously something

1:30:47

that has been at the center of discourse

1:30:50

about her for the longest time, and she's

1:30:52

probably been through pretty much all

1:30:54

of the modern waves of like a soca now

1:30:57

you figured it out, Yes, it's like she

1:30:59

has been through super thin craze

1:31:02

positivity phase, you know, the biggest beautiful

1:31:04

like and and then it all ended up being

1:31:06

hollow because three years later it

1:31:09

all changes.

1:31:10

Yeah.

1:31:11

I just think it's wild because it's like binge eating

1:31:13

is a thing that like nobody.

1:31:14

Really understands why Yeah.

1:31:16

And then it's like, well why can't we Maybe it's a

1:31:18

brain thing that's like a compulsion.

1:31:20

I don't know why psychiatrist are prescribing people

1:31:22

and zema glue tides too now because it does. Actually

1:31:25

it is like, well, if it's gonna make you happier to

1:31:28

like have control over some part

1:31:30

of your being than like.

1:31:32

And they're testing it with addicts because it does something

1:31:34

that makes you not want or crave.

1:31:37

And I'm like, I don't know, this is fucking interesting.

1:31:39

Why how come the discourse can't be Why

1:31:41

did this company make this so scarce knowing

1:31:43

how well it works?

1:31:45

Right?

1:31:45

That's just I mean, yeah, I think

1:31:47

that's more the question. Yeah, why is

1:31:49

it so hard to get if it's working

1:31:52

for people and then you know their side effects, with

1:31:54

their side effects, with everything everything.

1:31:56

I also think that more than ever, I

1:31:58

am convinced that people need to mind their own fucking business.

1:32:00

I think, so just mind your own fucking

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