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2:46

Will not take For top

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slander no anywhere within I can't

2:51

believe we have to even have

2:53

this conversation 24

2:56

inch space around me is a four top safety

2:58

zone Alright, if you have

3:00

anything to say about The

3:03

four tops to me in a negative light and

3:05

you're within a two foot circle

3:07

of me you best back up

3:10

Yeah, because then I spin punch.

3:12

I spin punch Yeah, you try to tell me

3:14

that Bernadette is not one of the top pop

3:17

songs of all time It is

3:19

so goddamn good underappreciated. They love

3:21

them love Bernadette You know I've

3:24

seen four tops greatest hits compilations

3:26

that Bernadette was not on fuck

3:28

that hit it Look that hit

3:30

it Rob She

3:39

must have been hot no, I don't know she

3:42

definitely scream it she was there That's

3:45

for certain side stories you're welcome to

3:47

it. My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm

3:49

sitting here with Ed Larson Hey, and

3:52

a part of a reason why we

3:54

came in hot today is because I

3:56

feel that this entire bullshit

3:58

country of ours is suffering

4:01

from the four tops erasure

4:03

and what they still mean to this

4:05

country. Now, for those of you that

4:07

don't know, the four tops are,

4:11

currently are, an American vocal quartet, and

4:13

they range, and they came from old-fashioned

4:16

Motown, a USA. How

4:19

many are there? Dimming

4:21

into how many I've had, you know what I

4:23

mean? Honestly, it's a good way

4:25

that that is a really good drunk test.

4:28

How many tops are there? But

4:30

it was originally lead singer

4:33

Levi Stubbs, Abdul-Duke Fakir, Ronaldo, Obie

4:35

Benson, and Lawrence Payton, and they

4:37

have been together, they were together

4:39

for over four decades, performing amazing

4:41

hits from 1953 until 1997. And

4:45

it's been such a, it's really sad, but

4:47

they're now out on the road. There's still

4:50

one original member left, his name is Abdul-Duke

4:52

Fakir. He's still out there, but

4:54

today we wanted to start real quick with a

4:56

cold open story about how one

4:58

of the singers of the four tops

5:01

was not believed. And this is

5:03

where I want to start being like, believe all

5:06

Motown singers. Absolutely. That is

5:08

where hashtag, believe all Motown

5:11

singers. You don't know, just

5:13

trust him if he's coming in and he's

5:15

got sparkles on his socks. He's a Motown

5:17

singer. Now this guy, Alexander Morris. Now he

5:19

is suing a hospital. He's

5:22

the newest member. And

5:24

by newest, you mean? Probably been there for like

5:26

at least 15 years. Well, he's been

5:28

there since 2018. Oh,

5:30

okay. And he's newest by mean, he

5:33

is like, he's the

5:36

one who's going to die last. Well,

5:38

I don't know. Not anymore, we'll see.

5:40

And so he came in, he's doing

5:42

the lead singing for right now, the

5:44

four tops here on the road, constantly

5:47

always working, never tiring. He

5:49

had a lot of problems. Alexander Morris has had a

5:51

lot of cardiac issues. He's 53 years young, that's sad.

5:53

You know, that's actually not that far from

5:56

us, but he's taking, you know, he had

5:58

clear symptoms of cardiac distress. He

6:00

went into Ascension Macomb Oakland Hospital. This was

6:02

in 2023, April of 2023. He

6:06

said he was having problems, difficulty breathing and chest

6:08

pains. And he said they put them on all

6:11

of this stuff. They were gonna put all, they

6:13

started the emergency process for him having heart attack.

6:15

And then he said, hey, which

6:17

is also, it might be a bit much. This is

6:19

the thing, when I, any

6:22

celebrity, this is my people out there, people out there

6:24

that are vaguely well known. Before you

6:26

say, hey, listen,

6:28

I gotta be protected from the fans. You

6:31

might wanna say, handle my heart attack first.

6:33

Yes. Right, just being like, get the

6:35

heart attack in the way. Well, he didn't want

6:37

his real name put into the hospital records. He

6:39

did, because he said. Because people start, TMZ combs

6:41

that shit. Like people, like they release the information.

6:43

Next thing you know, people are coming to the

6:45

hospital. Especially on the West Coast. And somebody like

6:47

him knows, but it is interesting because he was

6:49

like, hey, I don't want anybody to

6:51

know the four tops are in the

6:54

emergency room. Because as we know, and I know

6:56

Gen Z. I've seen TikTok,

6:58

I know you guys are all

7:00

like, oh, Smokey Robson can't sit

7:02

down. I know how it

7:05

is. Happy Chanukah. Absolutely, I know. But

7:08

he said, hey, due

7:11

to my security, I'm concerned about being out

7:13

here, having my name being on there. I'm

7:15

concerned for stalkers and fans. They definitely have

7:17

stalkers. Everybody that unfortunately. They're the four tops.

7:19

Yeah, they got stalkers. Sexy. And instead of

7:22

believing this man and saying like, oh,

7:24

you know, they just assumed immediately, oh,

7:26

he's completely insane. And they checked him

7:28

into the psych ward. They just

7:30

straight check it on. They made him take all

7:32

of the stuff out of his pockets. They refused

7:34

to check his ID. As

7:37

he's having a heart attack. And he's like,

7:39

look at my ID. It says it's a

7:42

four tops themed driver's license. Like it is

7:44

incredible. I didn't know that he sold those

7:46

by the way. And I do want one

7:48

of those. I want a podcaster. I want

7:50

a licensed podcaster driving flights. Driving license. I

7:52

kind of want a four. I kind of want a

7:55

four tops one. That would be sweet. So he said,

7:57

hey, I'm a member of the four tops. They said,

7:59

no, you're not. They went they gave and then they

8:01

just fucking forgot that he was having a heart attack

8:03

They put him through all this like psych ward bullshit

8:05

and now he's suing almost

8:07

died You almost died. It's

8:09

horrible. It's horrifying. Yeah, and what do we know

8:12

Eddie? What do we know if you're gonna lie

8:14

about being a Motown singer? You're gonna say temptation

8:16

that you're in the temptation Yeah, what are we

8:18

doing here? Because there's 14 of them. Yeah. All

8:21

right. Yeah, if you're gonna choose Motown guy, of

8:23

course I think there's five of them And

8:26

plus the band plus the funk but I didn't

8:28

know which one was considered temptation and which was

8:30

considered band member Well, the band members

8:32

are the ones that play the instrument. They don't play an instrument

8:36

They had the funk brothers are the same

8:38

people who play on the four top songs.

8:40

No shit, dude. You never see No.

8:42

Oh my god. Yeah. No, they're one of

8:44

the best they have more hits than any

8:46

other band This is not from the wrecking

8:48

crew documentary. No, they have their own documentary

8:50

standing in the shadows of Motown. Oh, yeah

8:53

See that again. Yeah, it's unbelievable. Oh, that's

8:56

great. But it's it's sad because Four

8:59

tops being erased from pop culture. This is

9:01

because of this is because of the

9:03

erasure four tops Yeah, and we just have to

9:05

remember and you guys got to remember and yeah,

9:07

this might sound Like

9:09

old men talking but no it's fucking

9:11

important Yeah, no, honestly, if you've never

9:14

heard of the four tops get the

9:16

reach out album. It's so good with

9:18

it It's too good is so good

9:20

walk away Renee is one of my

9:22

fucking favorite songs Hey

9:33

cut it cut it go right we can't we're gonna get sued we're

9:36

not drive time yet soon

9:39

But not yet. So yeah, this was just one of

9:42

these stories I saw and I was like I can't

9:44

believe these fucking monsters and I can't honestly I can't

9:46

necessarily Pick out the four

9:48

tops, but I'd recognize if he told me

9:50

that he was he says that the security

9:52

guard Ordered him to

9:54

sit his black ass down. That is

9:56

not what I say anyone,

10:00

especially one of the tops. Oh

10:02

my God. Right. No one says

10:04

this to the fucking, any members

10:06

of the Commodore's tune teeth, by

10:08

the way. Yeah, dude. Fuck it.

10:11

Fuck. Seriously. Seriously. Has

10:13

anybody said this to a members of the miracles? All

10:17

right. So check yourself before

10:21

the wreck yourself. And I

10:23

only hope the Vandalas are

10:25

treated with more respect. Absolutely.

10:28

Now next a little bit

10:30

of updates. All right. So we got a couple of great

10:32

up to number one, chickens. Uh, we

10:34

asked as I always do because I,

10:37

why look up science now while we're

10:39

talking, you don't want to interrupt these

10:41

precious bits. Honestly. I feel like these

10:44

emails teach me more than if I

10:46

went and researched it myself. This is

10:48

what I'm saying is that when I

10:50

say people make fun of me for

10:52

making ridiculous requests of the side source,

10:54

OPOTL, it's better than Google. Oh, so

10:56

much easier. Yeah. Cause then I arrive

10:58

and it's a, they, they're already curtailed.

11:00

So we, I asked straight up, what

11:03

are eggs from

11:05

a chicken and they are

11:07

it's periods. Yeah.

11:10

And chickens just have them every day, apparently.

11:12

Yeah, dude. That's gotta be exhausting. Every day

11:14

a chicken squirts out an egg for four

11:16

to five years. So brave. It's almost like

11:18

a punishment. I think a chicken should be

11:21

president. So

11:23

the chicken can go through that chicken,

11:26

be able to handle boot. Oh yeah.

11:28

Absolutely. Every single day you look off

11:31

the excellent, funny stuff. Sounds funny.

11:33

Yeah. Sure. Funny little chicken based joke, but

11:36

that's actual hardcore fucking

11:39

international politics. All

11:41

right. This is chicken cross the road to

11:44

go kick the shit out of Vladimir Putin,

11:46

kill a bunch of spies. That's

11:49

what that chicken did. But yeah, chicken

11:52

eggs are periods. So I've been three

11:54

periods this morning. Yeah. And roosters roosters do

11:57

fuck them to fertilize the eggs. I mean

11:59

that I knew so I just didn't know

12:01

we're just straight up eggs What I didn't

12:03

know was that sometimes a rooster will fuck

12:06

a chicken and if the chicken don't think

12:08

the roosters hot She'll squirt out his jizz

12:13

That was in the email that's true

12:15

quality see you try to fight that

12:17

Supreme Court with her chicken president

12:20

Because chicken president will make it very legal for every

12:22

woman to squirt out the common of the guy They

12:24

don't want fucking have the baby up. All right, you

12:27

know, that's called a wet abortion Isn't

12:30

that funny? So but

12:32

yes, thank you. Thank you side stories

12:34

listeners really honestly learn quite a bit

12:36

people brought up again the rotisserie chicken

12:38

mystery Which we've been covering they

12:41

said was also really weird is that it

12:43

was a hundred yards away from the trail

12:45

So someone have to walk away dump

12:48

all the the rotisserie chickens what I

12:50

also got was a very coupled Sensical

12:53

responses saying that like they probably went

12:55

bad This guy just wanted

12:57

to go dump them. I've also got more

12:59

and more trash cans dude our Listening

13:02

audience. I mean this is

13:05

of all the the weird Dark

13:07

industries to be a part of like

13:10

I have not gotten so many messages

13:12

About like ever talking about

13:14

like hardcore drugs or bootlicking

13:16

alcohol or trying to help

13:19

people get abortions across state lines I got kind of

13:21

stuff, but I've received so much Email

13:23

about family members of our

13:25

listeners being involved in the

13:27

illegal meat trade Yeah, and

13:29

how much illegal meat activity

13:31

happens in this country how

13:33

often rotisserie chickens are just

13:35

sold Out of the backs

13:37

of cars stolen from grocery stores, which makes a

13:40

lot of sense because we have a lot of

13:42

people worth I always feel bad when you see

13:44

this, but you know, I like my Body

13:47

cam footage, but it may always feel extremely bad

13:49

for people that are Arrested for

13:51

buying for stealing groceries. I'm extremely sad because

13:53

that's like one of those things where there's

13:56

got to be a way For

13:58

them to have that food like that's fuck Like they

14:00

should be able to like, they keep the food. Keep

14:02

the food. If you're stealing from a family market, I

14:04

don't like it. But if you're stealing from fucking Kroger,

14:06

take it. Unfortunately, some people gotta

14:08

eat and that's how they gotta do what they eat. And

14:10

it's really fucked and it sucks. But like, but it's interesting,

14:13

there's a whole side market for

14:16

stuff like this that people are selling meat

14:18

that they either get somehow and they just sell

14:21

it. So there's a lot of it. And

14:23

I want in. Yeah, man. Yeah.

14:25

No, no, it's not the mob worked with a lot of meat. No, I want

14:28

in. I want in. You hear very little

14:30

about the mob and meat anymore. For

14:32

some reason. I feel like they're just, you

14:34

know, not as active as they used to

14:36

be in general. They are not. They're mostly

14:38

in the waste management. It's waste management and

14:40

construction. And a lot of times they just

14:42

flipped the little jet. Yeah, there's too many

14:45

cameras now but keep the illegal activities

14:47

up. Unless you own the cameras and

14:50

then you own, and then the cops come and you pay

14:52

them off. Yeah. Because you, but it's

14:54

mostly, you know, it's illegal shipping. We'll

14:57

find out. Once I'm in there,

15:00

that's right. New mafia. So Henry

15:02

Zabrowski just joined it. Just try

15:04

to make a little independent mafia.

15:06

Can't we support our independent mafia?

15:08

I'm sick of this main street

15:10

mafia. Fuck yeah, dude. What about

15:12

the little guy? Yeah. The

15:15

little guy he's trying to make it in

15:17

the waste management business. The Missouri mafia. There

15:19

has to be some. Yeah. Well,

15:21

St. Louis is a lot of mob. Yeah. Yes,

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what do you, which do we do first here? Well,

16:34

let's talk about Karen Reed. Yes, thank you. That was

16:37

what I meant. Now, I got

16:39

a lot of mail asking for us to

16:41

talk about Karen Reed in this trial. Now,

16:43

for just a quick sum up. I've watched

16:46

a couple hours of the footage. I've been

16:48

watching the police testify. It is very interesting.

16:50

So for those of you that don't

16:52

know, Karen Reed's 44 years old, out

16:56

of Mansfield, this is in Massachusetts. They

16:58

apparently, they are involved and they

17:00

have allegedly, and they've pled not

17:03

guilty to charges of

17:05

including second degree murder and the

17:07

death of her boyfriend, John O'Keefe,

17:09

who is a Boston police officer.

17:11

Now, where all of this stuff

17:13

gets really complicated is that essentially

17:15

Karen Reed and John O'Keefe went

17:17

out after a night of drinking.

17:19

Now, this is a bunch of

17:21

Massachusetts cops that are

17:24

literally drinking and driving all night, partying and doing a

17:26

bunch of stuff that they're not supposed to do. So

17:29

these cops, you see footage, Karen Reed,

17:31

John O'Keefe kind of joking back and

17:33

forth at a bar. You see this

17:35

footage at the bar. They then leave.

17:38

You then don't hear anything else for

17:40

hours. We know that Karen Reed, John

17:42

O'Keefe and several other police went to

17:44

go to some other second location for

17:46

the nightcap. Yeah, the house party afterwards.

17:49

Yes, the after party. And so apparently

17:51

during that time period, John O'Keefe got lost

17:53

in the shuffle. So John O'Keefe was supposed

17:56

to arrive at this family of police's house,

17:59

which I believe is the. and the house

18:01

was owned by this fairly well-known police officer

18:03

in the Boston area. So it was like

18:05

a club where they also kind of went

18:08

to go to hang out. And

18:10

so Karen Reed and John O'Keefe were

18:12

supposed to meet there. They apparently, outside

18:15

of this quote-unquote party, they say

18:17

that they got maybe some form of altercation.

18:19

We don't know. They had been fighting. They

18:21

had been fighting. Yeah. We know that through

18:23

their text messages. Absolutely. But in the scene,

18:26

you know, because there's nothing more, I gotta

18:28

say, I imagine more reasonable than a Boston

18:30

police officer and his

18:32

very intense girlfriend. I've known lots of

18:34

police officers. They do date

18:37

intense women and they are,

18:41

they yell. They yell. They yell. And so

18:43

they went out there. And so they had

18:45

this party. And so then John O'Keefe then

18:47

is hit by, according to them, she

18:50

backed him over with her SUV and killed

18:52

him and drove off, left the scene to

18:55

the accident. Now we're like, this is kind

18:57

of where it all spills out. So what

18:59

you see in the accident is this police

19:01

officer's house. This is driving different police officers.

19:03

Yeah. So different police, where they all went

19:06

to go hang out, this kind of like

19:08

vaguely famous police officer, this guy that they've

19:10

all known for a long time, a reputable

19:12

guy. And so now they're saying is that

19:14

obviously the prosecution is saying Karen Reed killed

19:17

her boyfriend in cold blood in an

19:19

accident and then left them to die.

19:21

And mostly it's because of a misspelled

19:23

Google search that came from, it

19:25

came from Karen Reed. They believe it came from

19:28

Karen Reed that says how long

19:30

someone die in colds. Ostensibly.

19:32

Right. And so they're thinking she got into this

19:34

fight with him, left them unconscious on the fucking

19:36

lawn and then expected him to freeze to death.

19:39

And that gets me covered up by snow. Well,

19:41

not a lot of quote unquote thinking was involved,

19:43

but Karen Reed is presupposed that

19:45

this group of police officers have framed

19:47

her for murder. Now it's the

19:50

entire trial. It's fishy

19:52

as fuck. The whole thing is that there's

19:54

so much more than what, than you laid

19:56

out a bunch, but there's so much more.

19:58

It's a lot. It's stuff like

20:01

why was the glass

20:03

found from the broken tail light

20:05

that hit John O'Keefe supposedly?

20:07

Why was it under the snow? Why did

20:09

they have to go dig and look for it?

20:12

Apparently several days later, it wasn't found on

20:14

the night in question. And then there's the weird,

20:16

all the guys that were all hanging out

20:18

are all saying, we didn't hang out. We didn't

20:20

go and we weren't. Even though he was

20:22

there and they were there. That's kind of this

20:24

big discrepancy about trying to prove whether or

20:26

not he was hanging out with that group or

20:29

not. They don't know. Why

20:31

was John O'Keefe covered in dog bites? He

20:33

was bitten by a dog a lot. And

20:36

the guy who, it was a German

20:38

shepherd and the guy who owned the house used

20:40

to own the German shepherd. And the dog has

20:42

since been given away. I

20:44

believe, yes, they gave the dog away. So

20:46

like that, what's that? I don't know. And

20:49

then he also had the, Michael

20:52

Proctor was the head investigation. Also

20:54

then was forced in an extremely

20:57

entertaining slash humiliating fashion,

20:59

forced Reed, these

21:02

texts that he sent to

21:04

his cohorts at the police

21:06

station either. I don't know if it was

21:08

necessarily coworkers, but people he knew awful shit

21:11

about Karen Reed, saying every word under the sun

21:13

about her. You know what I mean? Like, really,

21:15

really intense. But it's getting, it's not against the

21:17

law to hate on somebody, but- No, especially if

21:19

you think she killed a cop and you're a

21:22

cop and of course, you're not gonna have nice

21:24

things to say about her in private conversations. With

21:26

the fucked up piece. He said fucked up shit.

21:29

He said stuff like, looking through her phone now. So

21:31

sad. No nudes. Hey, I hate

21:33

that I can't find nudes. Like shit like

21:35

that. So he's all piece of shit. So

21:38

they're sort of torpedoing Michael Proctor's character, but

21:40

also trying to put this story together. But

21:42

also it's not a lock about

21:44

whether or not the cops did it. There is

21:47

still that Google search. And there is still like,

21:49

they are still trying to say that the injuries

21:51

match getting hit by a car. And they have

21:53

experts in either side. Except for the dog bites.

21:56

Except for the dog bites. Don't know where that

21:58

came from. So it's a... mess,

22:00

but it's fascinating. And so we were

22:02

like, it's to me, this whole trial

22:04

is more about like how much evidence

22:07

you have to roll into a courtroom

22:09

in order to convince a jury

22:12

that police have fucking

22:14

framed you for a murder. Well now she's trying to

22:16

take the stand. Oh, of course she wants to take

22:18

the whole thing. And I'm interested to see, but

22:21

it is a very, very like,

22:23

but it's hard. There's lots

22:25

of weird shit going on. There's a

22:28

lot of weird shit going on. I

22:30

don't necessarily believe. I think everyone's lying.

22:32

I think that there is a real

22:34

story here that is much more

22:37

fucked up. Yeah. That we just

22:39

don't know about. You could like cops

22:41

do cover for each other. Yeah. All

22:44

the time. Especially, especially if they

22:46

can kind of validate what's

22:49

happened. Like let's say it was an accident. We

22:51

all know the thin blue line exists. That's what

22:53

they do. And the idea is that they agree,

22:56

but then, but to convince a jury of

22:58

that is extremely

23:00

difficult because we are

23:02

trained to trust the police. It's people like

23:05

that that go against the

23:07

fucking grain, essentially. They literally

23:10

are like fucking with their

23:12

own perception of the police

23:14

in order to hide behind it. Yeah. So

23:17

I mean, who fucking knows? But

23:19

if anybody's got a case against

23:21

the police, it's this one I've

23:23

never seen. I haven't seen one go

23:25

like this because normally like you

23:27

hear frame people scream frame

23:30

all the time. And it's so

23:32

difficult to prove because you

23:34

got to piece it all together. I

23:37

mean, I imagine like you could do that

23:39

Google search knowing that he was walking in

23:41

the snow or hoping he's dying or it

23:43

could be one of the other. You could

23:45

be concerned or you did. Did

23:48

not you, maybe you don't, maybe you're

23:51

so hammered. Yeah. You don't understand that

23:53

you just killed your boyfriend. Yeah. That

23:55

it's very possible, utterly possible because

23:58

you could do all this shit. been like

24:00

as a mailbox. Uh oh.

24:03

I mean, I like mailbox made a funny noise.

24:06

I mean, I think it's crazy that

24:08

a police officer doesn't have like a ring

24:10

camera outside of his house. Well, he probably

24:12

did. Just got rid of it. That's

24:16

the thing. If there is if

24:18

there is information on that ring

24:20

camera that would have fucked

24:22

with the police's story. Yeah, they would have

24:24

to leave that. And I'm sure that the

24:26

inside of the house probably doesn't seem like

24:28

it was a crime scene at any point

24:31

because they didn't. And then because when they

24:33

showed up and they were like, oh, this

24:35

is accidental, accidental vehicular homicide. And because the

24:37

two of the paramedics, one says that Karen

24:39

Reed said something along the lines of I

24:42

did this, I did this and

24:44

we just don't know whether or not you could take

24:46

that as a confession or not. That was like one

24:48

of those. That's like a big contending point in this.

24:50

And they then because they immediately assumed it was

24:53

accidental vehicular homicide or whatever that's called manslaughter,

24:55

they did not go in investigate inside. And

24:57

then they got the super important cop that

24:59

was inside the house came out and said,

25:01

all this stuff happened out here, which I

25:04

told you understand because he knows what happens

25:06

when police come in your house. Guess what

25:08

they do? They break all your shit. They

25:10

fucking ripped out the curtains. They fucking rip

25:12

up the like it's horrible. It's bad what

25:15

they do to your house. But he also

25:17

had other bruises that seemed like he didn't

25:19

get hit by a car. There's a lot

25:21

of weird shit. It seems like he was beat up, too.

25:24

There we don't know because that's the real

25:26

main storyline is then what happened to him?

25:28

Is it like these guys all dislike him?

25:30

Because that's what they're trying. That's what's hard.

25:32

It's like they're trying to say that the

25:34

crew that was hanging out that night could

25:36

have killed John O'Keefe themselves because they didn't

25:38

like him. But that has to be set

25:40

up, too. I have to see

25:42

that as a juror. Me, I love being

25:45

a powerful juror at home. Yeah, it's my

25:47

favorite because I just go like life dance.

25:49

Like, as I'm watching, I'll be like, I

25:51

don't believe you. You're so ready for jury

25:53

duty that you'll never get it because of

25:55

that. If we could do it over Zoom,

25:57

that'd be great. See

26:00

if we can kind of fold it into my schedule,

26:02

I would really enjoy it. I think if I could

26:04

just do honestly, you know, when I'm best for jury

26:06

duty, around 11 30 after I've

26:08

had a couple. Cause that's when I'm

26:10

really dialed in. The opinions start to flow.

26:12

Really ready to judge. Can I give a

26:15

hypothetical for this all situation? Yes. I think,

26:17

you know, there's no proof of any of

26:19

this. It's just no proof. We're still just

26:21

talking about a trial. We are two fucking

26:24

idiots. Yeah. I was talking about a trial

26:26

from the side. Yeah. I know. I am.

26:28

I don't know anything, but I will say

26:30

that what if the situation where she hit

26:33

him, he's fucked up screaming in the front

26:35

yard, they come outside. They

26:38

already don't like him and

26:40

then just finish the job. I

26:44

don't know, Eddie, you know, like

26:46

that sounds crazy. Yeah.

26:49

That is very possible. I, but the thing is that you

26:52

have to set up a motive because that's

26:54

the key. Why? What

26:56

did he do to fuck? If I hear

26:58

something about those guys, but I need to

27:00

know a hint as a jury member of

27:02

what it is that the, why would they

27:04

just kill their buddy? Why? If

27:06

it did not happen accidentally, why did they

27:08

just kill their buddy? If

27:10

he was, if he wasn't, you know what I mean? Yeah.

27:14

It's crazy. And they easily could have went over

27:16

to her house and banged out that tail light

27:18

and took the shit back. The easiest. They already

27:20

share show with it. How if Michael Proctor did

27:22

want to do when they came back, they found

27:24

that big piece of glass that came off of

27:26

the back tail tail light. He'd found it under

27:28

the snow. He was like, Oh, look, it's over

27:31

here. And he pulled it up. And then also

27:33

then one of the other police officers swear that

27:35

they had prior footage

27:37

of the car, the SUV in question,

27:39

and the tail light was already cracked.

27:42

So we don't know again. It's all

27:44

of this. This is really going to be one

27:46

of those where that jury is going to have

27:49

to decide nothing's the full lock right now. I

27:51

wouldn't be surprised if there's another trial. Uh,

27:53

I mean, it might definitely could be

27:56

a hang story. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. It's

27:58

not going well. It's

28:00

just like, you know, it is, it's

28:02

fascinating. Cause you watch, and it really is, it

28:05

comes down to that character assassination too. It's like,

28:07

once you watch the cops all being like, it's

28:10

hard to believe them. Yeah. Once you

28:12

hear, once you see them calling a

28:14

woman that's, you're supposed to be your

28:16

friend's girlfriend and you're calling her the

28:18

fucking British fun word, right?

28:20

All over your fucking text chain. No

28:23

one's going to like you anymore. Yeah.

28:25

I think I just for everyone, just

28:27

throwing this out there, not that I

28:29

want to help criminals ever, but never

28:32

text anything. Ever. Ever text anything.

28:34

Don't instant message. Don't email. You

28:36

know, I've been doing recently. I,

28:39

I write in the flesh color tone

28:41

of my belly and then by just

28:44

pushing my finger in and then it

28:46

goes back to pink. There you go.

28:48

Yeah. So you don't even know records.

28:50

No records whatsoever. None. And

28:53

you are pink. I'm

28:56

getting pinker vividly. So vividly.

28:59

So yeah, this story coming out of Atlanta

29:01

is completely insane. It really is. Um,

29:04

you can probably start with the main story and then

29:06

we'll cycle around to where the, where this guy started.

29:08

Yeah. So like the main story is

29:10

there was a fella, um,

29:13

who was not in the best of

29:15

moods and he hijacked

29:17

a bus from downtown Atlanta with

29:19

17 people on board while holding

29:21

a gun to the

29:24

driver's head. Well, like Keanu Reeves is

29:26

speed. Well, I mean the opposite. I

29:28

mean Keanu, there was a bomb on

29:30

the bus and everyone who was on

29:33

the bus was like, you know, like

29:35

trying to be safe. It's like speed.

29:37

Sure. The, um, so this dude, he's,

29:39

um, I guess he's bipolar and,

29:42

uh, he's been arrested 19 previous

29:44

times. Uh, he's

29:46

a full, he's violent. Um, he's been

29:49

through a lot. Yeah.

29:51

And, uh, he killed one

29:53

of the people, one of the hostages, he shot one

29:55

of them and they died and eventually

29:57

he, uh, you know, he got caught.

30:00

He got rid

30:02

of the hostages, he gave them back and all

30:04

that stuff. But the weird part is, right

30:07

before he did this, there was

30:10

another shooting in

30:12

downtown Atlanta, that he was a

30:14

witness to. And

30:16

then he was interviewed by a

30:18

reporter about being a witness to

30:21

this other separate crime that was

30:23

not him. You know, we're going

30:25

to see him. We

30:27

got the footage because they released the footage

30:29

of the interview. So we'll listen to the

30:31

interview of this gentleman. His

30:34

name is Greer Greer. His

30:37

name is Joseph Greer. Now

30:39

he was he was out in front of the Peachtree

30:41

Center Mall, which is really,

30:43

really sad because that's like right near the convention

30:45

center, which is right near where Dragon Con is

30:47

done. So it's it's you know, it's fucked up.

30:50

Atlanta's intense. You know, people get shot

30:52

all over town. This doesn't

30:54

mean we feel better. Yeah. You know,

30:56

there's someone shot down an L.A. live recently. It

30:58

just happens. I know. But I'm saying like

31:00

I've been there where he's talking about it. I mean, he personally kind

31:02

of sad. Yeah. I mean, it's like

31:04

when you meet a celebrity one time and then it's you die

31:06

and you're going to have a great Instagram day. Mm hmm. You

31:09

know what I mean? Yeah. Just

31:11

for one day. That is nice. So there

31:13

you go. There's that. Let's go. Let's

31:16

go to this video. It's the interview

31:18

by interview by a reporter 40 minutes

31:20

before he hijacked the bus.

31:23

First part is it tell what happened because this

31:25

is making me a snitch. I feel like

31:27

you know, you know, I'm not snitching on nobody wrong.

31:29

It's somebody bad. This is Joseph Greer, the man I

31:31

met on Tuesday afternoon after a shooting at the Peachtree

31:33

Center Mall food court. At that time we got behind

31:35

the side is I'm sorry. I'm

31:38

in a career. It was how this is well

31:40

sparkle thing. So so you ran in here at

31:42

that time because I've also heard shooting. I have

31:44

a gun, dog. This is the man authorities say

31:46

hijacked a bus later that day. My bipolar. We

31:49

tell you all that I'm over medication for like two weeks. But

31:51

great. It gonna get to me. So I'm leaving

31:53

out the thing. I see the shooter. You don't

31:56

sound I guess this should like to me a little

31:58

because I'm six five to 85. So

32:00

this is the first guy on the scene right here with the

32:02

curly hair with the waves. He didn't want

32:04

to stop me from being. The shooting at the food

32:06

court Greer says he witnessed happened around 2 15 yesterday

32:08

afternoon. I interviewed Greer around 3 45

32:10

for about four minutes before having to get back

32:12

on live TV at 4 20. That

32:15

same afternoon Greer is accused by Atlanta police

32:17

of boarding and hijacking a bus and killing

32:19

a passenger 58 year old Ernest

32:21

Byrd Jr. Throughout our conversation. It was tough

32:24

to keep Greer on track. So

32:26

you saw who you think the shooter was? Yeah, I

32:28

don't know. I mean, talking crazy and then the cops

32:30

talk to him. He ran. That's when

32:32

the whole shoot happened. He tells me he's bipolar, had

32:34

been off his medication for two weeks and is in

32:36

a quote manic episode. Right now I'm in a extreme

32:38

mode and it's like when I seen him, I was

32:40

in extreme mode. So I was already in this for

32:42

two weeks. So it's like he two weeks. Anybody gets

32:44

stabbed. I got knives. I got all of

32:46

them. You know, like hold on to myself. I showed the report

32:49

out and showing me what looked like a utility knife. Yeah.

32:51

So he he's not doing well. And

32:53

he's yeah, he kept talking about how like he could,

32:56

he could take care of it himself. He was in

32:58

extreme mode and he wouldn't went up there. He's lucky

33:00

that he didn't get over there because it was an

33:02

extreme mode. Then he showed the report of the knife.

33:05

And then what we said when we

33:07

were watching the video before, because we're like,

33:10

he keeps saying he doesn't have a

33:12

gun over and over and

33:14

over again. But then he

33:16

hijacked the bus with a gun, which

33:19

makes me think he

33:21

had a gun like the

33:23

entire time. Yeah, of course.

33:25

Yeah. That was the defense

33:27

mechanism. The only correct decision this man made was

33:29

not telling a person on camera. He had a

33:31

gun on him. Well, he kept saying that he

33:34

couldn't have one and couldn't get one. Yeah. And

33:37

he was, he was doing that thing where he's like

33:39

holding a watch. He was going to sell it, but

33:41

then he was like gesturing with it. He was just

33:43

gesturing with it. He's in extreme mode, buddy. Yeah. He

33:46

can't keep a watch on. First of all, where is

33:48

he going? Did he have to catch that bus? Is

33:50

that why you needed to watch? Yeah. Who

33:53

knows what even made that escalate to

33:55

the next. I tell you what, it's

33:58

jealousy. He was watching. another

34:00

crime happened and everybody was getting super.

34:03

He's getting all his attention. He's sad

34:05

because it's FOMO. FOMO. That's

34:07

the whole thing. He wants to fucking be, he

34:10

wants to be in there. He wants to

34:12

fight John McClain. He

34:15

thinks if he steals a bus, Keanu Reeves

34:17

will show up to stop him on the

34:19

bus and then he'll get to meet Keanu

34:21

Reeves. Cause guess what? He's always in Atlanta

34:24

filming. Is he? Oh yeah. I

34:26

mean, it's a good idea. That's where all the stars are.

34:28

They don't even live here anymore. That's good for them in

34:30

LA. It's all like, all we got right now is like

34:33

weird right-wing influencers.

34:35

He got a very intense Russian

34:37

oil money and nipples.

34:40

Yeah. Lots of

34:42

nipples. That's what LA is covered. That thigh meat too,

34:44

you know, like where you see like, not as much

34:46

as that, but not still not the same. The knee

34:48

high socks and they got the short skirt and it's

34:50

got that little bit of thigh. What are

34:53

you talking about? You know, I'm talking about that. Look, you

34:56

know, like when the lady wears like really high socks

34:58

and then she has like a shorter skirt on and

35:00

then there's that little bit of thigh, like

35:03

Britney Spears. I mean, yeah. Lots

35:05

of people like weird. Like you

35:07

do not like that. I mean, I'm

35:09

just going to have to know what I'm talking about.

35:11

I never noticed it as like a look like a

35:13

normal look, like all the time. Like

35:15

I see it as sort of like if you

35:18

dress in as a sexy nurse. Oh

35:20

yeah. Sexy nurse is definitely wearing or like

35:22

sexy compression socks. Ooh, sexy diabetes,

35:24

sexy diabetes with the rest. You's looking good.

35:26

Yeah. I'm going on the plane, baby. I

35:29

need my, my squeezy socks. Yes. Guess what,

35:31

baby? Your ankles are the only thing I'm

35:33

going to be swelling on this flight. I

35:37

looked like I almost got diabetes with the dick

35:39

and balls because they

35:41

must need some sugar.

35:44

Speaking of swell, you're looking

35:46

nice. I

35:53

do think it should be harder to steal

35:55

a bus. I mean, you have a

35:57

gun and you put a dude in a headlock and you put

35:59

the gun. I feel like that's difficult. Well, what if

36:01

you do a thing where you make all the wheels shut

36:03

down and make it so they can't

36:06

drive? You hit the brake, you take the key out.

36:09

I just mean, there's like a fail safe thing that

36:12

you pull out or maybe there's like a

36:14

thing with bus drivers where they have to,

36:16

only your ID can turn it on. Like

36:19

you have to put your finger down like you do with

36:21

a MacBook. Oh, you want special fingerprints? That would be cool.

36:23

From the buses? Wouldn't that be cool? Yeah,

36:25

it'd be great. But at the same time,

36:28

he's got a gun to his head. And

36:30

so you just put your fingerprint, you start it for

36:32

him. I'd be like, this bus is my son. If

36:37

you steal this bus, you

36:39

may as well steal my

36:41

wife. You might as well just

36:43

kill me. You're going to

36:45

take it. Oh, you are, huh? Yeah,

36:48

I voluntarily give it to you.

36:50

You love sucking on guns. You

36:53

want to go? Oh,

36:55

where you want to go? You want to

36:58

go? All right, let it sit eternal. Make

37:00

sure you cradle the trigger. Let it sit

37:03

eternal. Next stop. Next stop,

37:05

everybody will be going a little faster time. Okay?

37:08

Okay, so I'm a brand new

37:10

co-captain. I

37:12

love you co-captain. You

37:14

and me are going to be

37:17

riding, driving, this bus for the

37:19

rest of our lives. Thank you

37:21

so much, Mr. New co-captain. How

37:24

long are you going to do this? I have a long time.

37:27

What was your name, Joseph? That's

37:30

the best game I've ever heard, Joseph. Tell

37:34

me where you want to go. Make

37:37

sure to pull the cord when it's your stop. Ding,

37:40

ding. You won

37:42

it, Joseph. You're not really going to

37:44

kill me, right? You're going to do that

37:46

to your favorite bus driver. He

37:49

did kill a different passenger. Yes, well, that

37:51

guy was annoying. There's a

37:53

chance, I guess. He

37:56

was distracting me. Yes. He

37:59

definitely should always. say nothing when the

38:01

guy hijacks the bus. I'm in my lane,

38:04

got my AirPods on. Yeah. You, I would

38:06

probably wouldn't even know. No. Yay.

38:10

You should get up and go to your stop. You

38:12

know, like you, being aggressive. Anyway,

38:16

got to go talk about come. My

38:19

bus stop is here. Better go do my job where

38:22

I talk about come a lot. Have

38:24

fun. You ladies come. Honestly,

38:27

this is for my

38:29

show. I need to know.

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40:07

right. Well, there's a new white meat

40:09

in town, Henry. Oh shit. No, I

40:12

don't need competition. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah.

40:14

Yeah. No, it's a

40:16

new thing. It's been going on

40:18

and it seems like it's really

40:21

helpful. There are plenty

40:23

of these farms in Southeast Asia.

40:25

Yeah. And it is Python

40:28

meat. Now, is this partially

40:30

because we got a Python

40:33

infestation going on in the Everglades and we're good

40:35

like fish them out in Asia. Yes. This is

40:37

something that we should be adopting, but we're not.

40:39

Well, cause this, so what is it saying that

40:41

we should be able, we should be eating snake

40:44

meat. Apparently it's a

40:46

really good idea to eat

40:49

Python. Why? Well, for

40:51

one thing, they, it's

40:54

a healthier meat. It is. Yeah. Cause it's

40:56

muscly. It's like, it's like a white meat

40:58

kind of had snake. No, I've never eaten

41:00

snake. I want to try it now. I've

41:03

had, was it Python? No, it

41:05

was just snake. Yeah. Okay. So when I tell

41:08

you this story, I told you this story, where

41:10

were you? I was doing your pretty faces going

41:12

to hell. And one of the makeup artists that

41:14

was the human side, not the demon side, but

41:17

they had to hit a snake with their car and

41:19

then cooked it. They ate a bunch of roadkill snake.

41:21

Okay. And I ate a bunch of snake out of

41:23

a paper cup on set. You

41:26

before you did a television show before you

41:28

were on camera, you ate snake out of

41:30

a paper cup. Because adults win. That is

41:33

irresponsible. It's not real television. I wouldn't

41:35

eat snake before doing this podcast. You

41:37

should. A television show. You should know

41:39

you need, if you're going to eat

41:41

something crazy out of a paper cup,

41:43

you need time in case you need

41:45

to recover. I just went right

41:47

to set. I did it on my way to set. I

41:49

just ate the bunch of snake and it's not very

41:52

good. We'll continue, please. Yeah. Oh, it was hit by

41:54

a car and then it was

41:56

a makeup person. Oh yeah. I'm sure

41:58

it was delightfully cooked. Boiled

42:01

rattlesnake and you fucking sitting there complaining about it.

42:03

I won't let him come at you Katie I'm

42:06

sorry You know who you are But

42:09

yeah, so I guess what with Python what's

42:11

good about it cuz Rob just pulled up

42:14

on Southern fried Python Yeah, no, it looks

42:16

really good. Oh, thanks the thing what makes

42:18

it such a good farmable animal is how

42:20

much they grow and How

42:23

little water and food they need to

42:25

survive We're already gonna get pushback a

42:27

lot from our snake community because our

42:30

snake community feels very close to their

42:32

snakes But these would be ones

42:34

that you're making for eating so they wouldn't

42:36

be as friendly It's almost it's there. They're

42:38

kind of pitching it as a good replacement

42:40

for pork Well, cuz people plus pork is

42:42

bad for the environment The main thing with

42:44

those big animals is that they're bad for

42:46

the environment because the farting shit's easy to

42:48

pick up and clean It is.

42:51

Yeah, there's just little pellets really. Yeah,

42:53

and they barely you don't need any

42:55

water Wow, they

42:57

need 90 percent less sustenance than cows

42:59

and pigs No, and I know that

43:01

this will be a shit. I mean

43:03

eat like rats and shit. So they

43:05

eat the vermin So what are

43:08

they saying now? So what they were so they were

43:10

using this in Asia and how much meat has this

43:12

replaced in Asia? Um that I

43:14

don't I that I can't answer but they've

43:16

uh, they've studied about 4600

43:20

Python so it's it's relatively new and it

43:22

was farmed in Thailand and Vietnam They

43:25

were tested the effects during feeding

43:27

reg regimens The snakes were fed

43:29

once per week and they're never

43:31

force-fed. No locally sourced food including

43:34

wild caught rodents Pork

43:36

byproducts and fish pellets were regularly measured

43:38

in Wade over the 12 month period

43:40

Can I talk about an X factor

43:42

here that I'm a little concerned about

43:45

just to farm full of snakes? Yeah

43:47

Yeah, the idea of a field. Yeah,

43:49

we just crawl with snakes, right? And

43:52

then also like taining the snake seems

43:54

like it's the biggest issue. I feel

43:58

Like pigs are cute, right? Yeah And

44:00

that farmers are already, how do we

44:02

put this different? Well,

44:05

I mean, farmers are different types of people.

44:07

I imagine a snake is harder to fuck

44:09

than a horse, a cow, or a pig.

44:12

But is that good or bad? Well, you

44:14

think they're going to be sexually repressed because

44:16

they're not fucking the animals? Is that what

44:18

your theory is? What do they do then?

44:21

They live their lives like a normal human being.

44:24

But if they, if they, you brought this up.

44:26

I didn't bring up fucking the animals. No, you

44:28

didn't. You brought up fucking the animals. You brought

44:30

up fucking the animals, Rob. Did he not just

44:32

bring up fucking animals? I can't even remember anymore.

44:36

You brought it up. I, I,

44:38

Jinkx, shut the fuck up. But

44:40

look here, the snakes are in cages. This

44:45

is a farm. Yeah, it's a, it's a snake farm. And

44:48

to me, play thoughts, Henry. Thank

44:52

you. I was jinkxed. So

44:54

I wasn't allowed to talk. But it's like,

44:57

I know I understand that this,

45:00

yes. I see what you're saying. The

45:03

snakes, I just feel that it would

45:05

make them worse. But no, you

45:08

postulate. If you postulate

45:10

that they are fucking these animals

45:12

enough for it to offset

45:15

other activities that they do. And

45:18

now we're saying we're having an unfuckable

45:20

animal. Is the animal that they are

45:22

going to raise, what happens to

45:24

the people? I have way more faith in farmers

45:27

than you do. I never said anything about, I'm

45:29

saying I want them to do what they need

45:31

to do to take care of themselves. Oh yeah.

45:33

So that's what they got to do. I don't

45:36

blame them. Julie's out of town for two weeks.

45:38

Yeah. I'm masturbating. That's

45:40

what you do. Well, yeah. You

45:43

know, you're not a farmer. You don't have

45:45

these tight horse pussies waggling around everywhere with

45:47

no mouths to tell everybody what's going on.

45:49

We did recently learn that horse genitalia is

45:52

very similar to human. I'm saving that letter.

45:54

Yeah. For our letters section. We'll get to

45:56

it later. Yes. We'll get

45:58

to it later. But I think yes. having thousands

46:00

of snakes around seems dangerous and crazy. Because then

46:02

you go in and you get that right. Because

46:07

how many pounds of meat can you get

46:09

per snake? Well, I mean, I don't

46:11

know how big a Python, but a Python can get up

46:13

to like 15 feet, 16 feet long. Because

46:16

you just sometimes even 20. So you

46:18

just go in and you come running

46:20

around, running out screaming like you're Pee

46:22

Wee Herman. If you forget to feed

46:24

a Python for months, it lives and

46:26

doesn't lose that much body weight. Now,

46:28

but if you keep feeding it, they

46:30

grow fast. And

46:32

so like, whereas like a cow, you'll need

46:34

to have it around for a long time.

46:36

Whereas like a Python, it'll grow and within

46:38

a year, it'll get huge. What website is

46:40

this rub exotic meat markets.com. No,

46:43

Python meat. Now that's how much is that

46:45

for? Wow. It's $100 a pound. That's

46:49

a lot. That's a lot for Python meat.

46:51

That's a lot for Python meat, but it

46:53

would be cheaper if it was a more

46:55

oftenly far. Of course. Now, I feel now

46:57

the one thing that strikes as weird to

46:59

me is how do you call all these

47:01

snakes? Do you have to gas them? Oh,

47:04

I imagine you just strangle them. You don't fight

47:06

them with your own. Tell me that I feel

47:08

like that's got to be an issue. Like

47:10

how do we go in the mad guy?

47:13

You get the guy with the big hands.

47:15

Oh yeah. The psychopath shows up. I'm

47:17

just so glad to do something. It's

47:20

just so nice to have something legal to

47:22

do. It's nice to

47:24

have a job that the

47:27

government can know. Yeah. And

47:29

like it, it's all he does is fucking strangle

47:31

snakes. Punch him to death. Do

47:33

you remember? Slam him like

47:35

a fucking old belt. You got to snap. You

47:37

got to snap. I think

47:39

gasket him probably. I don't know. I don't want to

47:41

eat anything that was gassed. Yeah,

47:44

probably not. Probably not good, right? Probably shouldn't pull

47:46

their brains out one by one. No, it seems

47:48

like it'd be difficult. But your

47:50

backs against the wall. The best part is the snake

47:52

is all back. Which

47:55

way is the back? Which way is

47:57

the face? The wall. Dutty

48:00

sneak. Face the

48:02

war. We really erodicate you. Yeah, I

48:04

think they have to kill them with

48:06

hammers. That's what it sounds like. Yeah,

48:09

but uh, yeah, you

48:11

have to bash their heads in. I thought that was

48:13

a bit. You have to kill

48:15

these snakes with hammers. Yeah. So in

48:17

order to get the supposedly fucking sustainable

48:20

meat, there has to be a psychopath

48:22

that has to go out to a

48:24

field with snakes. No more hammer farts.

48:26

No more pink rivers of pigs. And

48:29

now I got the guy with the

48:31

snake hammer that I can't put back in

48:33

the fucking hold. Now I got the guy

48:35

who's so used to killing thousands of snakes

48:38

with a hammer. He's ungovernable. Talk

48:40

about it. That's who needs the

48:42

release. Not

48:44

the guy's fucking the animals. I feel like

48:46

kill someone is just not a bash a

48:48

bunch of snakes heads in with hammers. You

48:51

don't think you don't think this is

48:53

going to be like SEAL team six where you're going to train

48:55

them to do all this shit, and then he's not going to

48:57

know when to stop. Because you

48:59

know, those guys want to kill shit. There's

49:02

enough snakes. You'll be busy after you kill some

49:04

of them. Lawden, are you allowed to kill anything

49:06

you want? I guess side stories

49:08

LPOTL the gmail.com. They allowed to kill

49:10

Americans just with their order to

49:12

write if they're ordered to kill an American.

49:14

I don't think they're supposed to technically they're

49:16

not supposed to come against us. I

49:19

don't think I don't know. I mean, if you're using

49:21

SEAL team six for something, I feel

49:23

like that's past my grasp and I imagine I

49:25

they would kill any of us if they had

49:27

the chance SEAL team six would be good with

49:30

this snake team six. Snake team six. Yeah, that

49:32

would be fun as hell. Yeah, absolutely.

49:34

But I want to try this.

49:37

I think it's no one what we don't

49:39

really eat. I'm any carnivores and

49:41

so I find that to be something that might be

49:43

weird here. We either gross with alligator

49:46

tail. Well, they're largely they're largely we

49:48

don't find them palatable as a species.

49:50

Well fish we'd fish fish eat fish.

49:52

But yeah, that's like not like a

49:56

like a lion. Yeah,

49:58

no, I mean a lion meat is not

50:00

supposed to be very. good. Yeah dog meat's

50:02

not very good. Not necessarily no. Yeah no

50:04

unless you raise them for meat. Yeah cats.

50:06

Yeah they're historically extremely bad for me because

50:09

of the parasites that cats carry. Dolphins you

50:11

can't eat because of all the mercury. But

50:13

honestly I still feel like we need to

50:15

take care of them because they're the ones

50:17

are our real competition. What do you mean?

50:20

With who? Dolphins with us. What

50:22

do you mean they're our competition? They got

50:24

thumbs now. No they don't have thumbs. Yes

50:26

they do look it up Rob. Who has

50:28

dolphins have thumbs? Yeah they had a dolphin

50:30

shot with they saw a thumb show up

50:32

on a dolphin and my first thing is

50:34

you need to shoot that thing in the

50:37

fucking head. Oh he's got a deformed fin.

50:39

That's a thumb. That's not a thumb. That's

50:41

a baby beginner's thumb. If he was holding

50:43

something I would be you know he's still

50:45

like can only if you play him in

50:47

rock-paper-scissors he can still only throw

50:49

paper. Without trigger discipline that dolphin

50:52

is as dangerous as Alec Baldwin.

50:55

I mean yeah. I'm saying two thumbs.

50:57

Yep. Wow. See that's

50:59

fucking bad dude. I think he's just deformed.

51:01

No but it's got two thumbs it would be

51:04

different if it was on both if it

51:06

was on one then you'd say it's deformed.

51:08

That's bad. It's got thumbs. It shouldn't have thumbs.

51:10

I think he is a deformed dolphin. As

51:12

soon as I see a second dolphin with

51:14

thumbs I'll start getting more worried. If there's more

51:16

than one dolphin but you agree. If we

51:18

see a second dolphin with thumbs we shoot

51:20

it in the head. Why? Because

51:22

it can't. It's beautiful. No it's not.

51:24

It's not. It's plotting. We can train

51:27

dolphins. We train them to fucking take

51:29

our jobs. They thought they could train

51:31

Adolf Hitler. Who? The

51:33

Nazis. He created what

51:35

are you talking about? They said he

51:38

could train him. They thought that they

51:40

could control Adolf Hitler too. Right?

51:43

They thought that they could. They thought he

51:45

was a boob. This guy look at he's

51:47

smiling. Yeah he's smiling because he knows he's

51:49

got the fucking he can technically pleasure our

51:51

wives. I don't

51:53

know if they'll have a good time.

51:55

Yeah it'd be sharp. The thumb is

51:57

sharp. You know they don't want to

51:59

have some. I have sex with my wives. You can just ask them. You

52:01

can be like, do you have sex with my wife? And they're like, you

52:05

throw her in there. Yeah. They'll

52:07

be smooth. I didn't, they do have sex with humans. They

52:10

do. We know. Yeah. We know about that. We've seen the

52:12

videos. We

52:14

really have. I like the dolphins. Good.

52:16

Yeah. I think we keep them around and they get thumbs. We

52:19

put them to work. We just, I

52:21

was a dog. How about fishermen? If I was a dolphin, you'd

52:23

try to get me to go have a job. I'd

52:25

be like, they don't know you dolphins love

52:28

a purpose. Like a dog. You put a

52:30

backpack on a dog. It's having a much

52:32

better day. The dog doesn't understand a dolphin

52:34

nodes. It's getting worked. Fucking guns on the

52:36

side. They have dolphin military. We do. We

52:40

do have some with sensors and we can strap bombs

52:42

to them and stuff. Yeah. We just cool. That

52:44

I think is cool. And if I was one of

52:46

those, I think that would be cool. But you know what

52:48

isn't cool, which is sad. What? When being one

52:50

of the most athletic, powerful creatures

52:53

in the jungle, but still

52:55

being overweight. What dolphins? No,

52:57

this other story. Oh

53:00

yes. Well, they're not, he's not in the jungle. We love

53:02

this guy. Oh, this story

53:04

is so I'm actually

53:06

inspired by this story because I've

53:08

never heard of it being like

53:10

this, but it's, it's wonderful

53:12

animal story. This is goes

53:14

like a Chinese zoo. Now this

53:16

is the Pensu huaua Park Zoo.

53:19

Nailed it. Nailed it. Hands

53:22

up. Hua Hua. Pensu

53:24

hua Park Zoo. He will hit

53:27

the China's Sichuan province. This

53:29

there's this new leopard China's

53:32

they call them officer. Klahauser because

53:34

of Zootopia because of Zootopia and it is

53:36

a very fat leopard. He's so cute.

53:38

Now the leopard is very, very cute. I

53:41

really want to like just spoon with this

53:43

leopard. It's 16 years old. Which

53:46

means it's been between 1670 human years. So

53:48

almost time for it to be president. Yeah.

53:51

The zoo's assurances that the leopard

53:53

was fat, but healthy,

53:56

right? Cause it's extremely overweight. And I think that's

53:58

what's really interesting is they tried to. make it

54:00

lose weight and it won't. Yeah, no refuse to

54:02

lose weight. They put it on a strict diet.

54:05

It's not losing any weight. It's just fat. It

54:07

adjusted its feeding schedule, but they didn't know it

54:09

could just get fat. He's so cute.

54:12

All he knows is that he

54:15

looks, he's got a dad bod. Oh,

54:17

he's got more than a dad bod. And he's allowed to have it,

54:19

but they're saying that they can't do it. But it's good, they're saying

54:21

right now they're just gonna wait a month till he dies. Yeah, they

54:23

don't care. He's 23 years old. 23

54:26

is the average age that leopards live to.

54:28

He's probably the happiest leopard in that zoo.

54:30

He looks happy. He looks like, I sometimes

54:33

think that fat animals aren't necessarily happy because

54:35

I know that it's physically uncomfortable for them.

54:37

It's physically uncomfortable for me. I'm in a

54:39

great mood all the time. I know, but

54:41

you also, I've seen you go like, my

54:44

knees, my leg, my

54:46

belly. Like, you know, it does happen. It hurts. It

54:49

hurts to be big. Yeah, but I'm still happy. Yeah,

54:51

of course. It's like how I feel. It's like, you

54:53

know, if you had a tail, it'd be wagging. Oh,

54:57

for sure. But you're

54:59

still like, Breathing

55:02

heavy. Yeah, breathing heavy. Rob

55:04

does a lot of good work on this. He really

55:06

does. He does. We

55:08

have a Gandolfini like filter

55:11

that cuts out the heavy breathing. This

55:16

is the last movie he did with Julia, the

55:18

Louis Dreyfus. Yeah, he just kept breathing. It was

55:20

love. You just hear him breathing the entire time.

55:22

It's not good. But I hope for more for

55:25

this leopard. Yes. I want them to be sure.

55:27

At least go out like Gandolfini. Yeah, dude.

55:29

Fucking bunch of fried prawns. It's been looked

55:31

that up again. I think we've done this

55:33

multiple times. I mean, yeah, his kid was

55:35

there. Man, I

55:37

suppose. Guess his acting spirit didn't jump into

55:40

him. No, certainly not. Certainly not. No, cause

55:42

he really didn't. Yeah. Piles of flight food.

55:44

Oh yeah. The final blowout meal. I was

55:47

looking at that. I love this fucking last

55:49

thing. God, read it to me,

55:51

baby. He drinks and you know, fucking. Foie

55:53

gras. Yeah, dude. Four rum

55:56

shots, two beers, two pina coladas. It's

55:58

not really that much. Oh,

56:01

everything, Gandalfini order was fried according

56:03

to the waiter. Yeah. You thought

56:05

you don't know what's good, dude.

56:08

Hmm. It doesn't say I expected it

56:10

to be bigger. Yeah. More, to

56:12

be honest with you. I think he had. Yeah, they

56:14

had. It was mostly because they had all the fried

56:16

prawns. Yeah. I

56:19

think there is a good chance. So I go. Yeah, I hope

56:21

so, man. I want to go like that too. I want to

56:23

not wake up. I just want to do it like when I'm

56:25

60 though, instead of 50 like you

56:27

did. Yeah. I want to get to 80, but I

56:29

just want to not wake up in that way where

56:31

you just like have a big awesome, crazy meal and

56:33

just kind of die of smiling or sleep. But I

56:36

feel like it's not going to go like that. I

56:38

feel like I'm going to be screaming a lot. Apparently

56:40

he was a madman. Oh yeah. Yeah. It was

56:42

awesome. There was like a whole doc about how

56:44

much of a madman he is. And then they

56:46

decided not to release it. No, Serita said he

56:48

was incredible. Yeah. He was incredible. Well, no,

56:50

he was great to the cast and he was very

56:53

sweet and kind, but he would like go missing for

56:55

days. Yeah. He was a fun guy. Yeah. Yeah. He was

56:57

a fun guy, old school fun guy. He

56:59

said his own schedule, man. Yeah. He's fucking

57:02

Tony Sperano. He would

57:04

give the, and he would give all the

57:06

actors cash. Crazy, crazy bonuses. Yeah. Well, yeah.

57:08

He told me, Serito told me a couple

57:10

of stories. Like he showed me something, this

57:12

shit he got from Guinefini. It's great. Yeah.

57:14

I love that shit. Oh

57:16

man. Um, all right. Well, do we

57:19

get some, um, some mail? Let's do

57:21

some little serim. Now,

57:23

one thing I thought was interesting was that I

57:25

got a lot of people mentioning the fact that

57:27

when you do time travel, the earth would also

57:29

continue to spin and

57:32

how like probably in move and that one

57:34

of the biggest fallacies of time travel

57:36

films and any sort of time travel

57:38

media is that where would the earth

57:40

then be when you move

57:42

into another space? If the source

57:44

is localized, if like, let's say you move

57:46

in an, let's say the

57:49

time machine is in a

57:51

static period or space time

57:53

point, right? Then that means

57:55

it's going to stay there. So the time

57:57

increases, but then everything else moves except for

57:59

the. That's static point. That's static

58:02

point is more attached to

58:04

outer space. Or than

58:06

it is like actually on earth. Well, it's

58:08

attached to you and your time.

58:10

Yeah. Versus everything else.

58:12

So now all of a sudden you're,

58:14

yes, you are the same time and

58:16

the space is in the same time,

58:18

but the location itself has moved because

58:21

of time. Even if you try to

58:23

travel like an hour. Space

58:26

time is its own specific like

58:28

measurement, right? Because it's the

58:30

amount of movable space. Yeah.

58:33

Right? That's where you're in.

58:35

Well, isn't the universe always expanding? We

58:38

don't know. But I've heard that. We've

58:40

heard a lot of things. Okay. We've

58:43

heard a lot of shit, buddy. We've said that

58:45

they've said that there's one idea that we're doing

58:47

a grand sort of accordion like thing that we

58:49

are constantly expanding and we may

58:51

contract. There's some people they're saying that we're

58:53

expanding. There's some expanding and we never will

58:55

stop. We will never contract. There's some people

58:57

saying that we're contracting. There's some people saying

58:59

that we don't even that the universe doesn't

59:01

work like that, that we're abutting against other

59:03

universes. And we're seeing that's why universes pop.

59:06

That's like one of those weird things. Also maybe

59:08

this idea that our localized version of time

59:10

doesn't really exist. And we are currently in

59:12

a another realm. Like, you know, that then

59:14

we're in the simulation. Fury. Yeah.

59:18

A lot of different ways. But the universe, I

59:20

mean, it feels like it has to always be

59:22

expanding. That

59:24

is the, there is rationale. Yeah. And

59:27

I say that because otherwise it's just

59:29

endless everything or they're never,

59:32

or there and never was ever

59:34

an end to anything. Yeah. And

59:37

it's always been this way because technically the

59:39

big bang theory is also a theory. But

59:41

then why is it banging? Because

59:44

God did it. No God's God made

59:46

a big, God made a big thought.

59:48

So is God's or an alien from

59:50

another species made us. That's my problem

59:52

with God is are you telling me

59:54

that God is in charge

59:56

of earth and all the other planets or

59:58

do we got our own God. He like

1:00:00

has like a meeting with other gods for

1:00:02

other planets. You're stumbling upon a whole world

1:00:05

of theology and philosophy. Yeah. And like, like,

1:00:07

does the God for Pluto, he's got nothing

1:00:09

to do. Nothing to do. He's just fucking

1:00:11

picking his ass, doing fucking fuck all. Jack

1:00:13

dick. Yeah. But you know what? Just having

1:00:15

this conversation makes me hard as Christ on

1:00:17

the goddamn cross. You love it. God, I

1:00:19

love this because it's important to really look

1:00:22

at the facts of our reality and how

1:00:24

there aren't any. Yeah. No, there really is.

1:00:26

We know absolutely zero because

1:00:28

one of the worst parts about

1:00:30

trying to have a quote unquote

1:00:32

objective piece of information is separating

1:00:34

our own consciousness from learning it.

1:00:36

Yeah. And how deep can you

1:00:39

look into your own consciousness? That's

1:00:41

why I don't leave Burbank. Fuck

1:00:43

yeah, dude. To

1:00:47

answer Eddie's question, diapers do in fact

1:00:49

conceal erections. Oh, thank God.

1:00:52

You know, so don't worry.

1:00:54

Our 80s are saved. Yeah, we won't get

1:00:56

canceled to the nursing home. The adult diapers

1:00:59

cover a lot of real estate and have

1:01:01

a generous stretch. So leakage is

1:01:03

minimized. Thank you. So really great. So you really

1:01:05

can kind of tough it out there so

1:01:07

you don't have to bust through.

1:01:11

You can just put it through the little material. So

1:01:14

put it the little table and fuck

1:01:16

that way. Especially for some reason, medically,

1:01:18

you no longer have a bottle. And

1:01:21

it happens. It happens. All

1:01:23

right. Now this is, uh,

1:01:27

oh God. I just

1:01:29

want to move on past my life, but

1:01:32

I have to read these emails.

1:01:34

The dick biting one. No, the reason why

1:01:36

I'm even doing this is because the, the

1:01:39

Armin Myvis series got such a

1:01:41

great response. And that

1:01:43

last episode was really disgusting. Yes. And,

1:01:46

uh, but this is worse

1:01:48

because we got bad emails, but

1:01:50

I love, I love our people. See,

1:01:52

I don't find this worse than what

1:01:55

Armin and Bernard did. Yes, of course. No, no,

1:01:58

this is, this is literally. Nothing can be worse

1:02:00

than what they did. So this is

1:02:02

less worse. My

1:02:05

ex-fiance enjoyed having his dick bitten

1:02:07

during blow jobs. When we

1:02:10

first got together, I thought it was crazy,

1:02:12

but I wasn't opposed to trying it. Of

1:02:14

what woman? Fucking wooden nuggets.

1:02:17

I thought you wanted to blind it? All right. I

1:02:19

think these are two dudes. Wow.

1:02:23

At first, I kind of bit softly.

1:02:26

Why is it more understandable? At

1:02:30

first, I kind of bit a bit softly, and he

1:02:32

told me it wasn't hard enough. And

1:02:34

that's how we learned how resilient the human dick

1:02:36

is. I chomped

1:02:39

on that thing hard. I left the car

1:02:41

like, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh. In

1:02:43

the course of our multi-year relationship, and

1:02:46

every time I was surprised, I hadn't

1:02:48

drawn blood. One time he did

1:02:50

tell me it was too hard, and I

1:02:52

felt the sense of accomplishment. Yeah. As

1:02:55

the fighter, it was more fun to do it when

1:02:57

it was hard than soft. When it's hard.

1:02:59

Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Even

1:03:02

I could see the fun of that. I've chewed on many

1:03:04

dildos. Yeah. It's like a Slim Jim or a chewing

1:03:06

gum. Oh yeah. When it's hard, it's kind of

1:03:08

like chewing on a really thick rubber band. Yeah. Sure.

1:03:10

Soft is exactly what you'd imagine biting a soft dick

1:03:12

is like. I feel like you would have a chance

1:03:14

of hurting your teeth when it's a soft one. Oh

1:03:16

yeah. You can definitely crack your front teeth

1:03:18

together. Knowing how hard I would be biting down on the

1:03:20

thing, I would be truly terrified if someone was able to

1:03:23

rip off a dick with just their mouth. I would be

1:03:25

really horrified. And after the relationship ended, I dumped him after

1:03:27

he got mad and threw my cat. When

1:03:29

I hooked up with guys, I had to

1:03:32

consciously stop myself from biting their dicks. Cause

1:03:34

at that point, it was just muscle memory. Now

1:03:37

I'm married and my husband doesn't even like oral

1:03:39

that much. It's wild to me. Then

1:03:41

I went from biting into a cock multiple times a week

1:03:43

to hardly ever having one in my mouth. But hey, that's

1:03:46

life. That's life. That's life. Hey

1:03:48

man, tell me, you don't know where

1:03:50

you're going to be in a year.

1:03:53

I'll tell you that you never know. Cause next year, guess

1:03:55

what you might be doing? Chomping on

1:03:57

a pussy. Chomping, chomping. Now

1:04:00

they were a fiance. That's nice. That's

1:04:02

nice Imagine that you're

1:04:04

about to marry someone and then they fucking throw

1:04:07

your cat I'd

1:04:09

be furious. I'd be pretty mad how long you've

1:04:11

been biting my dick. Well, they were I know

1:04:13

required to bite the dick We

1:04:22

got a penis do I have to do this do

1:04:24

I have to do this no, you don't have to

1:04:26

do anything Just go home if you want to you're

1:04:28

the boss. I feel that Because

1:04:31

this is several paragraphs describing

1:04:35

Random dick facts. Well, it's all about

1:04:37

comparing horse sticks This is like an

1:04:39

equine equine surgeon talking about how similar

1:04:41

horse sticks are to human

1:04:44

dicks at a house surgery on

1:04:46

the Gotta cut

1:04:48

horse sticks off What

1:04:51

do you even use for that like a

1:04:53

table saw hedge clippers? Yeah

1:04:55

something big and you know

1:04:57

what? There's nothing I like

1:04:59

more than the fact that you sat and wrote this email

1:05:01

out. Mm-hmm and You

1:05:04

know, I'm gonna come here. I'm gonna come back around to it. Okay.

1:05:06

I feel if we give ourselves a little bit of a

1:05:09

break On

1:05:11

some of this material. Yeah, cuz

1:05:13

it's really just about how penises are tubes

1:05:15

filled with blood. Yeah It's all it

1:05:18

is. We know. Oh, I know Yeah,

1:05:20

fill the blood and I feel like biting

1:05:22

and it's enough Yeah,

1:05:25

but it's enough. Yeah Really

1:05:28

really honestly, and I just want to say thank you

1:05:30

guys. Thank you because without your

1:05:32

energy here We'd be

1:05:35

lost, you know Well,

1:05:37

they every day known for a fact the audience knows more than

1:05:39

me and I love it I want to know more than me

1:05:42

and tell me stuff so I can laugh about

1:05:45

Blood-filled spongy tissue inside of horses that need

1:05:47

to be cut open again and again and

1:05:49

again and flayed open again and again And

1:05:52

then I guess you just get to live

1:05:55

with that as an equine surgeon and

1:05:57

but you know what I gotta tell you man Keep

1:06:00

your keep keep smiling. Keep

1:06:03

shining knowing you

1:06:05

can always count on me

1:06:10

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1:07:34

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah good put oh, yeah

1:07:37

Talk about what would be Hitler's favorite pudding?

1:07:42

Jewish caca Well,

1:07:45

no he hated them. He didn't what

1:07:47

he wouldn't eat their shit. Oh, no, but he would um Here's

1:07:50

a fun fact He would choose a

1:07:52

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