Another month away, another month of thinking, "Am I alone in this?!" by our hosts and loyal listeners. Nikki needs a breath of fresh air after "Hal" leaves her unhinged. Anna's run in with the police furthers the argument for body cams. And, Allie, a loyal listener, is our Verdatem guest star.

We can't make this shit up, even though we're the most creative ladies you'll ever meet.