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skanks. Welcome
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to the Gasp! Doctors,
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I might say, that is good energy right
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there everybody. What's up? It is the Legion
1:09
of Skanks Podcast. We're coming to you from
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the Stan Comedy Club. The skanks are all
1:13
here. I'm Big J Ochresohn. What's
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up, motherfuckers? Um... Poot
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up, Poot up! Hell yeah. To
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my right, as always, it's the great Davey Smith. Hello!
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Doctor? Doctor? Doctor?
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To my left, everybody, you know him and
1:30
love him. He's the human liability, the reigning
1:33
defending Ellis mania champion, the
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Puerto Rican rattlesnake, Doctor, Louis,
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J, Gomez! Thank you. Donka.
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Donka, Shane, I'm a German doctor. I
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don't think you know what that means. I'm a
1:48
German doctor, dude. I'm German engineered. He
1:50
still took the Hippocratic oath though. I bet
1:52
you that German doctors are some of the
1:54
fucking best doctors in the world. They're the
1:56
only ones that have experimented on humans. Yeah,
1:58
they're so serious. be like a fucking
2:00
like frog legs and shit all kinds of
2:03
weapons I have a fucking Mercedes Benz as
2:05
a heart no one talks about the good
2:07
things from World War two headed doctor doctor
2:09
doctor doctor doctor I'm telling you
2:11
Lewis doesn't get the reference something about what I
2:13
tried to 18 times and I don't everybody and
2:16
no one gets I get the reference Leslie Nielsen
2:18
nope close close my thinking
2:22
spies like us spies
2:24
I I swear I
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I thought it was Leslie Nielsen so much
2:29
that when Lewis said Leslie Nielsen and Jay
2:31
said no I went fucking with them he's
2:34
about to tell him it is Leslie Nielsen that
2:36
wasn't a Leslie Nielsen though no it's but
2:38
let me listen was the doctor on airplane airplane
2:40
yeah yeah I guess this was you know what's
2:42
the name of SNL the first news anchor ah
2:45
Chevy Chase every chase yeah every
2:48
chase every Jason Dan Aykroyd yeah
2:50
pretty sure was I'm a doctor
2:52
but I need to say this
2:55
though what's up mother fuckers I've
2:57
always wanted yeah everybody it's the
2:59
great dr. Drew in the house
3:02
closer and closer to you guys
3:04
I think I found my family
3:06
oh yeah this is how crazy
3:09
love dr. Drew this is how
3:11
crazy the medical community went dr. Drew
3:14
has found his friends here you're more
3:16
trustworthy yes in my peers yes I
3:18
think that's happening oh my
3:20
god last I you guys at the fest the
3:23
Skank Fest yeah and I want you to know
3:25
I talked to my mic on yeah you're okay
3:27
girl I talked to Stanhope after that and Doug
3:29
stand up is a comedian in Arizona they may
3:31
have heard of him
3:33
he said it was
3:35
the single best experience
3:38
he'd ever had in comedy not just when
3:40
he was up on the stage list but
3:42
the whole weekend it was the best experience
3:44
he ever had like wow I dug Stanhope
3:46
said that that is a cop well cut
3:48
that cuz that's our new Skank Fest commercial
3:50
yeah he's seen some crazy shit
3:52
it's also weird that we're not
3:54
inviting him back a little
3:56
long friends of Marilyn Manson
3:59
he's had some crazy I think it's the
4:01
first comedy experience he hasn't blacked out for. He's
4:05
blacked out for a few of them. Everybody, let me
4:07
give him a proper intro. You know him as the
4:09
president of the Legion of Skanks, everybody. It's the Jew,
4:11
Ari Shafir. Thank
4:14
you. Joe,
4:16
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. You
4:19
can get your tickets for
4:21
his shows on his website,
4:23
jewsforpalestine.com. Well,
4:25
he is. Ari's a lot like Hamas. He won
4:27
one election and we've never had elections since. I
4:30
know, it really is true. And
4:32
if you run against me, it won't go well.
4:34
Yeah, yeah, you're fucking dead, dude. You're
4:37
dead. That joke was too smart
4:39
for me. I'm like, you guys, I
4:41
thought it was too smart. Too
4:43
much weed, dude. When you
4:45
came to, when you were at Skankfest last show, that
4:47
was one of the, every year
4:49
I feel like I tap
4:52
Lewis or he taps me and we have a moment where
4:54
we do the like, this is crazy, kind
4:56
of like reflecting on like the show from being at
4:58
Lewis's house on an iPhone. I thought I had a
5:00
lot of moments with you two about that also, but.
5:02
Well, you only have a moment one person at a
5:05
time and this is always, it's while it's happening. And
5:07
I was thinking, Diane, Big J, everybody on that
5:10
stage, at one point. Violent rather. It
5:12
was crazy, yeah, Violent J, Dr. Drew. And
5:15
Violent J's reaction, one of my favorite things in the
5:17
show ever, when he was already there, it
5:19
was his first time at Skankfest, Violent J
5:21
from in St. Clown Posse, obviously. And
5:23
he came on stage and he was, and he was already weird.
5:25
He goes, I didn't realize I'd be on stage with fucking
5:27
Roseanne. You know what I mean? Like whatever the
5:30
approachability of Roseanne is now, at one point she
5:32
was fucking Roseanne. You know what I mean? Mind
5:34
you, he was tripping. Everybody said he was tripping.
5:36
Oh, yeah, he took lots of drugs. Dude, he
5:38
kept standing up and talking and every time he
5:41
talked, it was clear he was at the next
5:43
level of hallucinating. Like he just like, oh, you're
5:45
there. Like by the fifth time
5:47
he was like, maybe humans are the problem
5:50
and the world is the solution. And
5:52
I'll tell you what, Dr. Drew, I
5:54
bet you are a lot of fucking
5:56
bad trip hallucinations for celebrities. You
5:59
know what I mean? A. Minute for sure. I
6:01
agree with what I shall. Yeah, so cute. Your
6:03
scenario on straw? Shaking your head Sam. Gets.
6:06
Was wondering if you ever talked a violent game
6:08
before using i'm Tripping Hard It is Doctor Drew
6:10
in the fourth row and as you were. Happy
6:14
was so blown away by that. used to know who was going
6:16
to be there, he thought he was going on and my way
6:18
he was like you know. Is. A gal Outcomes
6:20
skank. They were my family before you guess when
6:22
you show up for up for a celebrity it's
6:24
can lead to catch a predator sit as simple
6:27
as him. it's as slide you think I went
6:29
out is only one those is reasonably that they've
6:31
dealt in ago but they've got back on that
6:33
like I can handle it and drink a little
6:35
bit then you see them you in. His.
6:38
Art you know com he says your doctorate
6:40
route. That has gotten me the greatest strength
6:43
a story ever is have Doctor Drew administer
6:45
north and to you after and. Other
6:47
said you don't need to talk about the get
6:50
you look. I've got a doctor's name I'm I
6:52
realized I had. I had an incident on an
6:54
airplane where the doctor the house years ago. There
6:56
is other guy your style with a one hundred
6:58
for hour try to get attention and I. Like
7:02
his own Wake up so I know
7:04
for sure for tonight as. By
7:07
the way of all. Of our people, like a
7:10
sofa. You could even play cool if you want
7:12
if you were the only thing as. You.
7:14
Can have no it's not a big the what's going on. He was
7:16
their daughter. the houses go. For
7:19
your hair, your window and think that's fucking
7:21
tough. It's gruesome. You have to help. Your
7:23
first name is Doctor. Your kids are us.
7:25
You can't ride, has an accident where there's
7:28
no cops. You can't help him. That's one
7:30
of your hypocritical. You're a superhero, It has
7:32
something, is a lying on the road and
7:34
you're driving growing weight because I'm willing to
7:37
help somebody if somebody screams. Is there a
7:39
doctor in the house? Is it debate? Is
7:41
it a violation of you? Would just like
7:43
be like I wouldn't feel good about? like
7:45
is why you ask. If we. Don't know
7:48
I I I have done what had a daughter
7:50
you were specifically. I have done a thing where
7:52
I was like a terrorist gonna. Thing is,
7:54
They They are better equipped for the feel. And
7:56
they're they're they're they're they're like no idea. If
7:58
I had to choose some slack, it's. It. Might.
8:01
Cigarette smoking paramedic or doctor drills get other
8:03
doctors will just a fucking hamburger. A paramedic
8:05
with all her appointment and I finished or
8:07
paramedic. How many times have you been on
8:10
Tv with a What? I thought if it's
8:12
just breaking my leg for regular paramedic or
8:14
I lose a leg and you had to
8:16
put a belt around the top of my
8:18
latest I phone ringing I'll take that every
8:20
time. Yeah. Lost my leg wanna hear
8:23
how Doctor Drew is there but I'm saying is
8:25
like a let like a legal thing where give
8:27
you were driving seat with somebody bleeding on the
8:29
side of our duty growth has some. Would you
8:32
lose your Doctor Drew license as he be hard
8:34
to prove his suicide but I you would have
8:36
an ebay an ethical violation I they are these
8:38
results are you We can't. Do that. I
8:41
can't him of what I would just
8:43
liberal written that in Cf about our
8:46
find your is quite another. Lupus does
8:48
imagines he's a doctor who goes I
8:50
don't do blinds how I notice anything
8:52
else.on find his advice but fate bioware
8:55
another reason I've got a gun even
8:57
closer. You guys somebody a racist know.
9:00
St. Louis. Citizenry
9:04
hasn't yet. But
9:07
Pirate Versa Corolla now. You.
9:09
Buddy Bow: Yeah Yeah yeah, Let me that
9:11
data that turncoat. Who. Has
9:14
it's got a recount weekend we went online.
9:16
wallet stolen from us. They. Offer them
9:18
all that big a liar and when a
9:20
piece a shoots left is free job and
9:22
went to go work where he's from were
9:24
assists any good suckers. don't think he has
9:26
a cigar shit just because they pay you
9:28
something. And. We paid you nothing. There.
9:31
Is a hike up in least I
9:34
promised him I bring it up. So
9:36
glad I did. A firearm and I
9:38
fired at of suck his dick. I
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read know that is so high renaissance
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fi red sauce I thought spot do
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by a virus woman as much as
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the Ira better. Ah, It's
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way better. Way better by fire into Syria. I'm
9:51
really proud you Byron the have Amazing! You were
9:53
able to leverage this into something real the i
9:55
about than I do Adam show every once in
9:57
awhile so admire you. Kill on it. You
10:00
sucked out for Louis. Ah, but
10:02
great job! Greener pastures ruff. Ah,
10:06
Yes, It is a dick sucking his own
10:08
dick was the let you always think it's of
10:10
Larry's I remember that night so well because yeah
10:12
because someone suck their own day out my daughter
10:14
that's the main reason is the as that number
10:16
one my daughter was like nineteen and her and
10:19
her roommate we're we're coming to the shows I
10:21
did one of and hampshire today after had show
10:23
any here and I do. It's fine,
10:25
it's all above board for they were I was
10:27
nineteen start some of the shows a bunch which
10:29
I thought it as her father I think is
10:32
awesome with all matches the i'm in good times
10:34
these meat when we're doing lawyer. And
10:36
what's happening is Louis and Dave not being?
10:38
You know that they've known her since she
10:40
was four years old. And.
10:43
We were what you would describe is wildly
10:45
uncomfortable and it was just like so again
10:47
for makes sense like they seen her with
10:49
any kind of irregularity with for is a
10:51
couple times a couple times a year so
10:54
they just see her as a kid which
10:56
I understood and they have became a half
10:58
an hour. They are illiterate and not in
11:00
a weird creepy uncle wave her sisters. The
11:02
demo is without little girl the me not
11:05
malice Just to say day, it's substantially different
11:07
than that. aren't really my perspective because I
11:09
saw your diameter every single day. For.
11:11
The like ice are when she was
11:13
six and seven from my stomach flu
11:15
I am now in. yeah I was
11:17
over, I was single and young won't
11:19
even I just as we're a reformer
11:21
really sincere appears to be able to
11:23
pet a far as a girl. So
11:25
I was hanging out at my friend
11:27
Jays house. All. The time I know
11:30
it so I would see are all the time and
11:32
then. I got married had to that I
11:34
never saw. I mean it's or once or twice a
11:36
year so I was. Don't even know her as an
11:38
adult right? but I know her so well as a
11:40
seven year old now and then she sit in the
11:43
lead in a skanks audience trial and say what the
11:45
fuck hi Roger. Seven year olds wired is seconds or
11:47
growl his think so inspiring so that was a copy
11:49
of that was the night and receiving remote I think
11:51
he has high before the show and they were like.
11:54
Jail. Of his were having a hard time like
11:56
doing what we do. Ah, I'm.
11:59
With. Ya. The Belby here's a nice big over
12:01
like as you the kid is like you know we
12:03
ago. I. Out our
12:05
like you know she has take a break for
12:07
we have to I wanna say. Rape.
12:09
Jokes and I'm making eye contact with your daughter.
12:12
Yeah not as I want to mount a joke
12:14
anymore. She now he will announce who lives on
12:16
Christmas. Guys are going to be honest, I'm is
12:18
done Blow with your daughter. At the bottom of
12:20
my. Driver
12:23
tell on the show that is about
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okay story of games while Odyssey as
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his last the sages younger days when
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have would a setting she got caught
12:31
with cause you know it's you live
12:33
around this world like. Said. She was
12:35
a cow is an extraordinary experience. It. Was amazing
12:37
Caravan a blast and up but they were
12:39
coming and that less of cocaine. Rid of
12:41
any assistance and so they are. There was
12:43
a misunderstanding or people thought that my daughter
12:45
was doing cocaine. It was pretty. Dicey
12:48
for a second I was just naughty baby
12:50
powder that I was so to speak about
12:52
the see photos coach him as my sisters
12:54
are just so. Anyway I talk to her
12:56
turns out it was her friends my father
12:58
as as he was holding and I told
13:00
her that price you knew was baby powder
13:03
you know what he wasn't federal years and
13:05
then us. Now. But say that
13:07
night that was when they had it's only before the
13:09
shooting okay out our like. To chill. After
13:11
tonight. And. That was a night like. Byron.
13:13
Something on State House like. Yeah.
13:16
I really get their point. Now I have.
13:18
Ah yes, you know what I don't want
13:20
to be? The room with my daughter was
13:22
high. Something is of this. Ah ah ah.
13:25
Those two dudes were right. Unless that guy the
13:27
lesser guys me I have a recipient of the
13:29
stories of the i bet you is such your
13:31
own. take them some that not only the I
13:33
know you know the answer right now the I
13:36
know it. Can. You listen, I had a
13:38
big fuck. I'm not, I'm not done with everybody else
13:40
is dick. First, Lesson
13:44
you know you finish the job of having
13:47
a man your back is are starting your
13:49
own mouth. Help nice Another on the outside
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thing they have outside the try and a
13:53
home game. Time for dessert sister still get
13:55
enough not and yell and I bought a
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new one bottle f one but that about
14:00
it. There's no way as far as before
14:02
Dick Wow offers us and alongside the broke
14:04
out you have a been take your huge
14:06
balls and you do yoga yoga with Ari.
14:08
I do believe the have the flexibility. Was.
14:11
Awesome! You tried. Been. Awhile. Been.
14:13
A while they would right now are in
14:15
a resort to such as if you post
14:17
much you don't have a hard to. Try.
14:21
Up if you, if you want me hard
14:23
you have to hold my hand all dram
14:25
or operas enough uppers. the small your background.
14:27
I wonder if being soft with your heavy
14:29
hang is probably better. What we have a
14:31
doctor when I've seen on know it seems
14:34
like it as a source engine. they're perfectly
14:36
seconds on balls. Mortgage. The
14:38
glass has he is as good question and his
14:40
balls are long ago say is on get older
14:42
my balls are getting heavier I like it welcomes
14:44
you I like it. When. I'm in hotel
14:46
rooms or get naked is where my legs apart
14:48
and see if my as I can see if
14:51
you know that member that game received a good
14:53
little silver balls in the halls I see by
14:55
you just get my fucking balls in my asshole
14:57
like that was over i just i yeah that
14:59
he has can move in a place until my
15:01
balls at my asshole and I like it and
15:03
in wakhan off with heavy balls and is bouncing
15:06
off my butt hole on wasn't off. I.
15:08
Like this is what ball's bouncing of your by
15:10
Like know I've always had. I've always had site
15:12
all my whole life. they've never. I always maybe
15:14
a fever some and then when I hit my
15:16
mid forties. They. Just I have high
15:19
balls are beginning to begin to drop what did
15:21
he has and it makes your wiener when it's
15:23
soldiers are vague. Dr. Germ eyeballs going to drop
15:25
one day I say daily Gravity has its way
15:27
I say something. There is nothing worse than were
15:29
My dick is as smallest and my balls are
15:32
tight and my dick was a whistle omega. Just
15:35
a little sack on the bottom of the
15:37
little straight thing on businesses have no way.
15:40
Seaver balls and now as I get older
15:42
my balls are just friends as a whole
15:44
lot. it's impose all that skyn away from
15:46
my dick and gives it its fullest. potential
15:48
hang out with that if you're dead
15:50
looks like a whistle and he took
15:52
blowing you just looks like she's like
15:54
angry calling like you're out yeah and
15:56
parties recipe for the games is well
15:58
nothing so much later Let him play,
16:00
let him play, ref. That's
16:05
too far, we have a doctor in the house, can
16:07
you please show a doctor that? We have four doctors
16:09
in the house. I'm studying,
16:11
I'm watching carefully how you guys first of
16:13
all wear those white coats, very appropriate, and
16:16
then how you've worn your stethoscopes. Not everyone knows that's
16:18
how we walk around all fucking day with stethoscope right
16:20
there. You do because there's a therapist in your family.
16:22
I did know that and let me tell you, I'm
16:24
ashamed of myself to even say that me,
16:27
Dave, and Louis all, they pointed it out.
16:29
Separately all tried to do it around
16:32
the neck. There is one other way to do it.
16:34
No, I know, but here, they're so, these are fake.
16:37
They're tight as hell. I'll show you, I'll show
16:39
you something. Let the professional have an instrument.
16:41
I know, but I'm saying they're tight. It's a
16:43
little uncomfortable, yeah. But if you're constantly putting up
16:45
to your ear, you kinda want it there. Louis
16:47
is hard right now. I know, it turns me
16:49
on a little bit, dude. You just chucked me
16:51
right there a little bit. Just,
16:54
no, I've taken me in the balls. I've taken around with
16:56
some good stethoscopes in my life, This
16:59
is not one of them. This is not one of them. No, no, no.
17:01
No. Spray, spray,
17:03
wrap up boards. Pretty thick robes, good stethoscope. Yeah, my
17:05
stepfather wasn't like a jewelry guy or anything, but he
17:08
was big on his stethoscope. He loved a good stethoscope.
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18:27
out here because you're obviously the
18:30
only real doctor in the house.
18:32
Excuse me? We argue all the time.
18:34
I am the sitting Doctor of Legion of Skanks.
18:37
We argue all the time. I don't know Jay,
18:39
we all have white coats on. Yeah, but I
18:41
won the last contest and therefore am the Doctor
18:43
of Legion of Skanks. I don't know
18:45
how to verify that. We argue all the time who the
18:47
official Doctor of Legion of Skanks is. We
18:49
would like to officially figure out today once
18:51
and for all with your blessing. I mean,
18:54
I'm not going to say that he decides
18:56
who the Doctor is. Why not? He
18:58
can influence the decision. Why don't I get
19:00
to decide? Who else gets to decide? Let
19:02
him choose. Let him choose. Let him choose.
19:04
Let him choose. Alright, you know what, Dr.
19:06
Drew will officially decide. I trained residents for
19:08
a lot of years. I think he's the
19:10
person. I think he's the person. He's the
19:13
person. He's the person. You see who acts
19:15
more like a doctor? Most of them were not allowed to do that
19:17
while they were training. Most of them. No,
19:20
we're those Bahamas medical school people.
19:23
We're California doctors. No, I have to... It's funny,
19:25
I'm in therapy. I have better help.
19:27
And I... Did your therapist go to school
19:29
in Bahamas? Because that means he's not good. You
19:31
used better help? Yeah. Did you
19:33
use your own promo code to sign up? No, remember
19:36
they dropped us? I'd be full-prised like a loser. Promo
19:39
code bluechoo. So, no, but I... How
19:42
did that girl get dick pills to drop us? You
19:44
have to say, this guy gets to sponsor my better
19:46
health. I went on
19:48
to my session the other day and
19:50
I Pulled out a joint, like just like five
19:52
minutes into it and I was like, okay, I'm
19:54
just gonna smoke. She's like, what? She's like, you
19:56
can't do that. Like, ethically, I'm not allowed to
19:58
see you if you're under the... The affirmative. It's
20:00
really just elderly. Am I normal diseases of work?
20:02
But I liked the fact that she deserved disorders.
20:05
Are you spoke to a shifty shovel shifts fifty
20:07
times while he was whacked out on drugs? Yeah,
20:09
But as treating his drug addicts. Okay, so different.
20:11
But I told her I was like ice. I
20:14
was like there's never a time when I'm not
20:16
high when it comes to this. Do not gonna
20:18
smoke every morning. You're right. Before I did she
20:20
say. What
20:22
you said we have some il sung about
20:25
as good as as you like by the
20:27
wayside know I believe shifty shuttle shit
20:29
student's idea. He in last I saw him
20:31
yes he seemed bringing us it's I think
20:33
he's with somebody that lead singer crazy town
20:35
of his ship these something he says and
20:37
I swear to god that wouldn't that answer
20:40
such as Benzer cybersecurity I wouldn't he was
20:42
when I was in a way of this
20:44
is that would only sound good. What was
20:46
the second name his within hours of crazy
20:48
down with his with of his com millennia
20:50
coming home. alleged owners are only when you
20:52
started with Crazy Shovels, Dicks so much else
20:54
shipping shovels and then when you start with
20:56
that name you go. I was with crazy
20:59
Town okay but he. Ah, he was one of
21:01
the most. I mean, dare I say it's tough. Is
21:03
to. I think you've been criticized for Doctor True
21:05
and I don't That's a tough situation to be
21:07
an. Entertaining. Television is
21:10
when the guys are going standing on the
21:12
roof silica job like this like like like
21:14
crazy down if it is built into drug
21:16
treatment. I kept telling the producing as if
21:18
we're going to do this you have to
21:20
stay away and just let the cameras roll
21:22
because people in it treatment things go crazy.
21:24
They go if I have to force this
21:26
and ohio anything when a puddle. the cabin
21:28
apollo razor you like. Call them. I just
21:31
as his or her hip tell the producing
21:33
as if we're going to do this. You
21:35
have to stay away and just let the
21:37
Kramer's role because people in the treatment things
21:39
go crazy. They going to force this and
21:41
ohio anything when a puddle the cabinet plow
21:44
razor like. Call them. I just as
21:46
if if I just said look elsewhere
21:48
will happen. don't worry and for it
21:50
is hilarious that there is someone was
21:52
someone's life is falling apart. There's another
21:55
direct their guns and close up and
21:57
such a camera be. An okay
21:59
guy had. Really, get in their luggage Rona
22:01
premises by saying you're I believe you're the
22:03
smartest person I know. Now is a few
22:05
for any doctor myself basket have a right
22:07
now no had and it off but his
22:10
was the least success person a person. Show
22:12
you've done the sex addiction one I say
22:14
most us and we were there to promote.
22:16
Their. Pornography they wanted us. To
22:20
face is pretty much everybody came onto the
22:22
show to be on tv to get paid
22:25
and is her. With us and. When
22:27
we took the treatment very very seriously we
22:29
started doing our work. They all got serious
22:31
about the the i'll drop that bullshit Not
22:33
everybody succeeded a dream and that him but
22:36
he stay with treatment. But like
22:38
Jenny. Catch a Penny Flame of that is
22:40
a social worker in our two kids. She amazing.
22:42
Some. I with our what happened with a. The.
22:45
Wackiest one the me with Amy Fisher and you
22:47
get a crazy that the butt of a new
22:50
generations my daughter has no idea who any fish
22:52
as story isn't going to harden and Mrs lay
22:54
around here from surprise like that was such a
22:56
big story and like somebody who's thirty years old
22:58
now actually isn't quite sure who any thirteen have
23:01
no remember the story or Jojo beautiful down the
23:03
rabbit how the best I always see hot sauce
23:05
he shot his weight in the forest but I
23:07
try to save your cheating and I mean as
23:10
in his erratic caught your music are in an
23:12
effort to my was. I
23:15
just. Have to kill my wife for I
23:17
think kill you over. The only things that really
23:19
makes them are we weren't be like any other
23:21
day. I live for the fall apart if you
23:24
kill her and I was right now my new
23:26
my new are kill time on the road his
23:28
you tube videos of are. A true
23:30
crime shit. Like I have
23:33
interrupted. I got interrogation stuff.
23:35
It's it's crazy how many regular
23:37
old people. Murder. And
23:39
just go back to live in life. And they're like. Separatists.
23:42
In happen and when you hear the details and
23:45
be read which has to me that I wonder
23:47
if there is a number for this and advances
23:49
before. What? Do you believe the
23:51
chances are how many times have you sat next to
23:53
or been on a plane with. A. Book
23:55
Publishers agent with somebody who's just gotten away
23:57
with violent murder As if we often. The
24:00
regular up. Twenty thirty people now I think
24:02
so high on boy was in. I certainly
24:04
do your your life time once it was
24:06
always dropping. Say I blame Subway I'm exams
24:08
any we lost way of seven feet of
24:10
some with a person who had gotten away
24:12
with violent hard work of his and a
24:14
little dirty time I see in your city
24:16
of Ottawa on Subset I've been on his
24:18
pockets how many times Every that's a loose
24:20
with. So. That's one there were no
24:23
during a look at me with deep concern when
24:25
you as a clash of as it. Seems
24:28
that New York tips the scales that
24:30
I say watch Yellowstone because his reckless
24:32
abandon murderer out there yet is on
24:34
a bike lanes you you go to
24:36
the wrong rounds. On are stuck
24:38
with Done Ranch where he will dig be dead.
24:40
I'm. I'd. Say that if you're
24:42
saying walking through the New York streets.
24:45
Yes, That's different. You started by sat next
24:47
to on a train. When. I say
24:49
I said in a plane with on a
24:51
train okay more than by in a mall
24:53
any any cinemark my them off know as
24:55
my point of thing about you and you
24:57
would think not using murder is such a
25:00
very a grand the but it's it's a
25:02
lot of it a lot of people have
25:04
killed somebody I wasn't have you killed symbolizing
25:06
I think my next right now my point
25:08
would be that I would be like i
25:10
don't know how I could. They
25:12
say that I'm a day like you're A hundred
25:15
years ago people were that was more likely to
25:17
commit murder and one hundred years before that, right?
25:19
Oh yeah, every way. But like everyone, wait, what
25:21
was your local mayor had by two three mares
25:23
before him for? Yeah I know you only have
25:25
to go back like on say two hundred fifty
25:27
years before Like you be if a man was
25:30
talking to an eleven year old it be like
25:32
grow some balls cause I'm hearing your balls and
25:34
kill a man already. Very don't find it on
25:36
with your life. I do. I think it's going
25:38
was common for I think it has some. I
25:40
think if somebody has broken nice if somebody bruises.
25:42
Would have been so many to go home.
25:44
and ago I was Reuven Rivlin I was
25:46
I would have a white glove always outrageous
25:48
and asked them to That is this one's
25:50
i'm on a book or I was up.
25:52
I was raised by six for up for
25:54
so long we know. Sorry,
25:57
I don't actually know that I'm
25:59
assuming. Your personality I was are I
26:01
thought you still were What I do during
26:03
was like a fucking legit having I just
26:05
watch Hamilton Alex don't Fucking beyond during our
26:07
so you fucking dirty kind of know what?
26:09
do you have a sort of baby of
26:11
that going for us have been entering a
26:13
summit Me so on sorry what do you
26:16
is your baby getting hot as being up
26:18
in the middle than I were talking about
26:20
doing with Doctor Drew you fucking video to
26:22
Better than going on Gender to Corolla. Is.
26:24
There. So here's a serious of budget aired
26:26
burrow here. Let's do it. Ever.
26:31
Killed Alexander Hamilton has Alzheimer's is my post
26:33
I will continue for I was raised by
26:35
I was raised by women so I know
26:37
I believe in something breaking the my home.
26:40
And with. I to easy
26:42
Fucking pure shot Agassi shooting somebody
26:44
was breaking my own killing them.
26:47
But. If i to go look it like the damage
26:49
done I would really be like. Like
26:52
I want to look at it or at all. So.
26:54
I that's when he as i think it's crazy
26:56
how many people that are women the regime as
26:58
everybody not just have like says the are like
27:00
a little processing dead bodies is no to they
27:03
were exposed at all the time on what if
27:05
you know it's of my algorithms turned into on
27:07
on hacks is turned into what an axe twitter
27:09
or the several in on a sweater you know
27:11
as soon as you are it's certain into. Indian
27:14
guys beating the shit editor why okay in
27:16
the middle of a village and saw their
27:18
while other Indian people look on a do
27:20
nothing about I swear to god you went
27:23
on to i had a tiger deal with
27:25
it. The fact that that's what after all
27:27
these years of social media your feed his
27:29
turn makes me think the algorithms are smarter
27:31
than any of this as I sat is
27:33
worth my time as why chinese get away
27:35
and glued it's been fifteen deserted soon and
27:38
is i yell with a shitty actually have
27:40
some respect him as tough people so much
27:42
just. Fly. Back is an in time
27:44
fight back. you're always fat lady. This out there
27:46
was a might have a because you went one
27:48
time to story as if as I'm super thick
27:51
i see those videos was that is that it's
27:53
just my algorithm for hours. Yeah I'm there with
27:55
him and I've I've never seen any of that
27:57
when I was in. maybe never ever. Mice and.
28:00
His room Ever. I really like that every
28:02
I don't have an Ottawa Guys algorithm another
28:04
murder of one. As long as I'm with
28:07
you, everly feel yourself. Where. I like
28:09
as you feel the moments that the algorithm
28:11
is changing you and you're aware of it
28:13
like something the leaves you like. Click on
28:15
a video, that something you're not that interested
28:17
in. But. You click on it. And then
28:19
like the next as you see that same say er
28:21
den and you like what. I'm not that interested in
28:23
this but if you keep putting it in front of
28:25
me there's only of the are going to like eyes
28:27
only want I'm watching this thing and I was he
28:29
might I'm looking there's only one an hour. I'm looking
28:31
for the funny and everything so eventually it's going to
28:33
be hilarious. Watches Indian guy but you don't have the
28:35
right of Arizona I say was injured or zone and
28:38
is only one and I love it. As
28:40
only one app at all that has an
28:42
algorithm for me that I actually go on.
28:45
His you tube. And. I do love
28:47
my go on you tube home page. There
28:49
are some around there was this starts. it
28:51
just starts my about a year ago now
28:53
yeah for sure. You pull up
28:55
I'm in India in the Us. As
28:57
much as six I know I mean
29:00
it it out as gimme a taser
29:02
Numbers house is always in the outside
29:04
of your parents. Also get the smallest
29:06
one. Oh you mean like this
29:09
is like eight like a look at? How would
29:11
he sanctions? Like. At the with it
29:13
we're all gonna watch a public this is even
29:15
as he ignores right thing yeah that's the night
29:17
off loading a do my going to ask you
29:19
this one time and I'll never asked again if
29:21
it's true. The. Lights have to be the
29:23
sprite on us. While.
29:25
Watching on never as you get to the
29:28
attitude like volume to. Yeah. You'll
29:30
Irma! We always as funny as listening
29:32
to him speak Indian there. Will
29:39
probably you burns my toes.
29:43
My asthma running by a carpenter
29:45
who to have is not my
29:48
voice. Nice young girl for your
29:50
the number of craziness. Process.
29:55
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I just had his yacht ago observing way.
30:00
The butter Enough that I was reminded and it
30:02
was like of this stupid, this devastating. Didn't.
30:04
Put any butter in the middle and and all,
30:06
don't. Know. What I'm saying
30:08
zone anger the gods know what you're going
30:11
on and wrath of herself though the so
30:13
some they're entitled to take the recesses the
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size of put as it up there was
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no butter. obviously a fuck can I tell
30:20
you that this the for this is a
30:22
thing. As a much nicer Louis goes around
30:24
hard Louis when explaining this to me and
30:26
J. Goes. She's make
30:29
my eggs buttery. Another are we with.
30:31
Binary. About Pleasant Butters Us or I
30:33
for several years there. I found this out
30:36
fifteen years later. What Lewis was trying to
30:38
describe it in Greece to pass or just
30:40
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30:42
as I was little I should address it
30:45
with are fucking faces as a shit about
30:47
what would have had. By the way Louis
30:49
I'd say oh I did the opposite a
30:51
show him the stuff I don't get. It
30:54
reflects ah you say. assess means a book
30:56
just in his moments. Real. Was
30:58
a fifteen year misunderstand The photo is that
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do you are complaining that she didn't pan
31:02
out as as he just made my legs
31:04
buttery an hour and we all were like
31:06
humans the most insane and I never have
31:08
who makes the I like my head or
31:10
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any of your area lot either and I
31:38
think the eggs come out fine. If I
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probably use but I use exploit to describe
31:44
someone as know if you went to a
31:46
restaurant and you when our the eggs and
31:48
you went they. Weren't buttery. I will have
31:50
also know what I know. My favorite. Fuck,
31:53
you're talking about my two favorite. Those complaints.
31:56
From somebody that are some of the basis of
31:58
our up by least my impression of low. Was
32:00
the eggs are buttery enough? And
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eleven was we were driving back from a gig
32:05
somewhere and he let. Loose. You say
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have a gun good then name's Martin away
32:09
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32:11
a thats or name's Martin there. Are
32:14
a moron which is do whatever it was
32:16
loses guy to do you up. He was
32:19
Lewis's partner yoga but Lewis was that a
32:21
much lower place at that point. So.
32:23
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32:25
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32:27
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32:47
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32:50
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32:52
remember to dvr his shows and was
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twenty four and something and modern spammers
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metal. Martin was the level of stupid
32:59
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33:01
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35:40
just not doing any homework. So. I don't
35:43
think it's seat fillers thing seems funny or
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harassing them think this is the only funny
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wasn't an allegory. we have been around since
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have either My point arms are. Seen
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parks and like art. Tom.
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have no do that as to mess with you tap
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your phone. Probably someone if the longtime. Advised
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against the owners had ever since. I
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mean how. We're
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gonna push for sure. How cool
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sheriff why he knows what would
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be in Albuquerque in a couple weeks. Of
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us on no job no no no
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no don't be weird. New phone booth
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