0:00

People say we're the nicest up in the Midwest.

0:02

I'd argue that the South is nicer. I

0:04

didn't want to like get arrested at Bucky's. So

0:06

I just played dead. Attack! I

0:10

just couldn't help myself. So I got back

0:12

on on the liquor. I'm not sure if you

0:14

meant that as a compliment. I know C.K. wouldn't

0:16

need it as a compliment. Thanks for reaching out.

0:18

And he said, calm down. Thank you very much.

0:24

I miss Sean Kingston. Yeah, you guys really hit

0:26

it off when we met. I'm

0:28

surprised you guys didn't stay more in touch. What's up?

0:31

What's up? Sean Kingston. Hey, these

0:33

are the C.B.O.Ys. What's up? What's

0:36

up? This is probably the most

0:38

awkward interaction we've ever had. Maybe

0:40

not ever, but up there. Yeah, it was

0:42

definitely up there. He definitely didn't care to

0:45

meet us. In the locker room with the

0:47

civic center of all places. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome

0:49

back to another Ripper episode of Life Wide

0:51

Open podcast. Good to be here,

0:54

boys. How are you doing? It was great to be

0:56

here. Happy Saturday. Feeling good. Feeling good. Can we talk about

0:58

Micah, how we almost killed us in the morning here? I

1:01

just went for like a classic, you know,

1:03

pass and I, my eyes were deceiving me. So

1:06

I thought the car that was on the oncoming

1:08

lane was in the right hand lane. Like,

1:11

cause it had red headlights. It's happened before.

1:13

I don't know. It will. No headlights at

1:15

all. But, uh, she's

1:17

just like, ah, I

1:19

mean, to the point where I dang near had to

1:21

cut the guy off that I was, no, I

1:24

felt like an asshole. You had the

1:26

Bronco, Florida, Florida. And it got that

1:28

Wapta. Yeah. But it still was like

1:30

bogging almost like, you know how they

1:33

have the electronic? It's not like a

1:35

cable anymore. I

1:37

was sketched to get all hot. Really? Cause you almost had

1:39

that. Yeah. And then you're, and then you're embarrassed too. Cause

1:41

now you're in front of this guy and you're like, Oh,

1:44

I feel like I got to go fast. So he's like,

1:46

get out of there. Who the hell is Steve? Steve,

1:48

Steve, where's Steve? Whoa. He

1:51

goes, he lost his first leg driving like that.

1:54

I just felt bad. Yeah. I was dumb. Well,

1:56

it's funny cause a lot of will do that

1:58

while we're driving. Sometimes it's because. of a

2:00

threat that is within three

2:02

quarters of a mile away. And sometimes

2:05

it's like she'll just remember something to

2:07

go, and I'll be driving. You're

2:09

kind of getting like a zone, right? You're

2:11

just driving, whatever, and she'll go, and then you go,

2:13

it scares you. What, what,

2:16

what, what, what was happening? You

2:18

put yourself on high alert. I feel like it's a

2:20

female thing. They all do that. Yeah, just shriek.

2:23

And Greta does that too. Standard procedure. Closes her

2:25

eyes and goes, whenever

2:27

I'm passing somebody. Really?

2:30

Can you relax? Really? You're stressing

2:32

me out right now, and I'm just passing somebody. And

2:34

you're a pretty slow driver too. Like I wouldn't say

2:36

you're too aggressive. Yeah, thank you. I'm

2:40

not sure if you meant that as a compliment. I know

2:43

CJ wouldn't mean it as a compliment. It depends on the

2:45

scenario. Are we trying to get home from the airport after

2:47

a long day? You're a slow driver and it's annoying. 55

2:49

and a 60. You guys

2:51

might be very appreciative of my

2:53

slow driving when I have to take over the

2:56

entire insurance policy for the company. Exactly. It

2:58

is a positive there. And I always trust you.

3:00

Somebody's got to do it. Someone's got to drive

3:02

safe around here. Somebody's got to do it.

3:04

I was just thinking about that on my way

3:06

here. Like stuck behind some dude pulling a fish

3:08

house and then a couple of people behind him. So

3:11

stuck driving 55 in the 55. And

3:15

I thought very deeply

3:17

about how I'm not an

3:19

angry person. I'm a very happy optimistic person. If

3:21

I had, if for some reason they like put

3:23

a regulation on our cars or we had to

3:25

drive a speed limit, I would

3:28

not be as nice of a person. It

3:30

would stress you out. Yes. It

3:32

just drives me nuts. Driving 55 feels

3:34

like you're driving a golf cart. Might

3:37

as well be. I pulled out of the shop

3:39

the other day and our local state trooper whipped

3:41

up right behind me. And I

3:43

had to set the cruise control at 55 and

3:46

I felt like I was just rolling down the road. Like

3:48

you're not moving. He whipped out behind you or? Yeah,

3:50

he just whipped out right behind me. He was waiting

3:52

or what? I don't know. I think he saw me

3:54

from like a mile away and just accelerated again. Oh,

3:56

are you driving my bumper? I was on my Bronco.

3:59

He was just. couldn't see his car out of

4:01

the back of my car because he was that close to

4:03

my bumper. Well you probably were out causing

4:05

a ruckus. Damn maybe he was thinking you were

4:07

driving too slow. When I was coming home last

4:09

night I was uh I was doing like six

4:15

over there was somebody just like riding me and

4:17

Greta's like how fast are you going and I

4:19

was like I don't know like six over I

4:22

was like I don't think it's a cop but if it

4:24

is a cop I think they want me to go faster

4:26

because they're riding you yeah so I is that a good

4:28

excuse like if you get pulled over and they go why

4:30

were you going so fast and be like well you were

4:32

on my bumper I thought you were

4:35

drafting off of me yeah yeah I think you could

4:37

get away with that and then say like I didn't know

4:39

you were a cop like I just saw the headlights

4:41

it's that is that is annoying though

4:43

like when you got someone right behind

4:46

you and they're driving too close but they won't

4:48

pass and you kind of almost inherently

4:50

yeah you know you're speeding you're kind of

4:52

frick is there any

4:55

cops yeah they're there riding you can pass me

4:58

I can go back yeah but then you do

5:00

get past and you're like god damn you're getting

5:02

passed by a minivan right now I thought about

5:04

it the other day when I was driving and

5:07

there was a cop going down the interstate and

5:10

it was from like out of town out of

5:12

state it wasn't doing anything he was driving somewhere

5:14

right and everybody like traffic is just

5:16

like bottled up around him and he was doing

5:18

like 65 in a in a 60 like he's

5:20

going fast and I mean he's just he's just

5:23

driving as a normal dude just in a cop

5:25

car and I go I wonder if they get

5:27

annoyed that everybody around you like tenses up and

5:29

just forgets how to drive and like slows down

5:31

yeah I'm sure everywhere

5:34

they go just stomping on their brakes checking

5:36

you like sitting at a stop sign for

5:38

one minute yeah if you're like dude I'm

5:40

a detective like I'm solving murders today I

5:46

don't give a shit about you I was

5:49

wondering like it police officers like in their

5:51

world obviously they don't drive around their car

5:53

all the time but like to them they're

5:55

like yeah everyone's really good drivers everyone

5:58

around them is I would love to have

6:00

a police officer on this podcast yeah that was

6:02

things like that last night

6:04

uh ones out there at Ben's birthday dinner

6:07

there's a fellow wearing the same hat as

6:09

me see boys at bodies trying to win

6:11

the truck respectable he looked very

6:13

young like 22 or something

6:16

and he's like oh yeah pulled

6:18

then over the other day oh it was

6:21

him oh yeah and I knew it yeah

6:23

I knew it but he was wearing like

6:25

a sweet windbreaker in the seaboys hat like

6:27

I couldn't figure out why you look so

6:29

familiar like you don't look like a cop at

6:32

all like does he know he's a guy he had

6:34

a mustache what is he? he has a cop he's

6:37

not a cop oh he's got a mustache oh

6:40

that makes so much sense that guy okay

6:42

yeah yeah I just was like alright well your

6:45

secret safe with me bro and he's like well

6:47

I mean he's I really I didn't even get

6:49

my career like I didn't get it your stock

6:51

safe all right wait we said

6:53

right here yeah I told you guys about this yeah

6:55

I didn't hear about it I said I got pulled

6:58

over on my way here I was I think I

7:00

was coming here I can't remember what I was doing

7:02

my Raptor I pass him whips around

7:05

pulls me over and I was

7:07

like I wasn't I wasn't speeding I wasn't

7:09

like doing anything that comes up like hey

7:11

I am I'm to have red wheels he

7:15

was like I pulled

7:18

you over for no front license plate oh and

7:20

I've never been stopped for that with my truck

7:22

and I was like oh okay yeah yeah yeah

7:24

it makes sense he's like oh I didn't

7:26

you used to have like a license plate like in

7:28

your windshield which I did a while ago he did

7:30

I was like yeah I did but it got like

7:33

annoying so I took it out cuz it was like

7:35

like rattle and I was like how

7:37

did he know that or maybe he'd seen to you

7:39

around town maybe and then he and then he came

7:41

up and then he like said something but he like

7:43

kind of smirked laughing was like holding back like a

7:45

smile like he like knew me and then he like

7:47

he was yeah he's waiting for you to recognize walked

7:49

away no not last night when he was like give

7:51

me a ticket and I was like I

7:54

was a

7:56

little different of an encounter that

7:58

I've had getting pulled over I was like, I wonder

8:00

if that guy was like, man. I

8:03

was like, there's no way. And then it just kind of

8:05

went on. And then I saw him last night. I was like, why does that

8:07

guy look so familiar? Also, what's up with his

8:09

mustache? And I looked over at CJ and

8:11

then I got nervous. I'm working with him.

8:13

He's under cover. CJ goes undercover. I'm trying

8:15

to get you more speeding tickets, Ben. That

8:17

way you can't hold mine over me. No,

8:19

he's just trying to get out of tickets,

8:21

dude. They'll pull him over and they'll go,

8:23

oh! Oh, brother. A fellow brother. Oh, yeah,

8:25

undercover. You're good to

8:28

go. I'm like Paul Walker, dude, in Fast and Furious.

8:30

Yeah, he walks up and CJ's combing his pants. I

8:34

need to get something. Oh, hello, Hofster. I didn't see you

8:36

there. I need to get something just for men and diet,

8:39

so it's more noticeable. Dude, definitely

8:41

we were sitting over there. I

8:43

don't even know if these guys can see it. Yeah, you got to

8:45

catch it. It is tough to see that. Definitely. It's there. I'm

8:48

not sure if they can even see it at all. When you were

8:50

sitting over there, dude, there was stuff in the wind. I was like,

8:53

what's on that guy's face? I realized that was

8:55

a little caterpillar coming in. I

8:58

like it, though. What caused you to

9:00

be like, I'm going mustache. I just didn't shave

9:02

for a week, and then I was

9:04

shaving, and my mustache was the last thing I was

9:06

going to shave. And I was like, eh, I'm just

9:08

going to leave it. I love that. Feeling risque. I've

9:11

done it a couple times where I've left it, and

9:13

then I just go, no. Sometimes I'll even walk over

9:15

and show up. And I'll go, look. And

9:18

she'll go, oh, wow, looks good. Really? She'll

9:20

give me a nice compliment. She won't

9:22

be mean, but I can kind

9:24

of tell deep down. She's probably like, you should get rid

9:27

of that. Really? She did ask me the other day, she

9:29

goes, I wonder what you look like with just a mustache.

9:31

Maybe like a Hulk Hogan type of handlebars. Oh, yeah. You

9:33

could do that. I was

9:35

hoping that I was going to get a late

9:37

in life, growth spurt one, and then a late

9:39

in life, my facial hair was going

9:41

to start coming in. Well,

9:44

Ben, you did just turn 25 yesterday. So

9:46

I'd imagine puberty should be right around the

9:48

corner. So I shouldn't give up. It's

9:52

going to happen. They say 26 is when

9:54

it happens. I couldn't do this until I was like 25.

10:00

that I'd say yes give up

10:02

now I had

10:04

hope it starts like migrating

10:06

from your head down to your

10:08

face so they migrate down from

10:10

your head to your face the

10:12

older you get really yeah they

10:15

migrate like birds they

10:17

go south yeah they go south like

10:19

yeah they follow weather pattern yeah they

10:21

don't go we are probably gonna shave

10:26

my mustache before this though I

10:28

can't be bald and have a muscle I think I

10:30

think you guys need to give a little context here

10:33

I don't know when you said we're going I

10:35

think we'll just explain in the video that's fine

10:37

but you said we're going bald most people are

10:39

gonna take that as a well yeah no shit

10:42

I know yeah yeah no news to me that

10:44

Ben is true it'll make me

10:46

a video I'm wondering though like so

10:48

we're gonna go bald here right and

10:50

we're like halfway through filming some

10:53

of these videos all we take so long to

10:55

film these videos people don't seem to understand but

10:57

with the you know things are getting built and

10:59

we're in this process it's just gonna go from

11:01

like we're not gonna have this

11:03

segment in between these other segments so like

11:06

it'll be us talking to

11:08

the camera like this that whatever and then

11:10

next next shot is like like dr. Phil

11:12

well it's

11:16

gonna be me you and Gavin so

11:18

I know they're gonna mistake us three

11:20

right you were hats enough where they

11:22

nobody's really gonna nobody's gonna be able

11:24

to tell though with yeah I didn't

11:26

like the front but who knows Ben

11:29

you know man definitely give me the most note

11:31

of new look like chopping that mullet off yeah

11:33

you went from mullet to bald dude that doesn't

11:36

happen very often don't worry about is how long

11:38

it's gonna take to grow back mm-hmm you know

11:40

like I think it's gonna be quite the journey

11:42

just in to get back to

11:44

a normal hairstyle it's just

11:46

gonna be a warrior brother you know you

11:48

fun fun to see but I do I

11:50

love that you brought that point up like

11:53

whenever we are filming a video over time

11:55

and you know just anything

11:57

could happen like halfway through like a build you

11:59

could have a like a broken arm. Yeah.

12:02

I have bad damn for me or something like

12:04

that. Yeah, you know, like someone's all bandaged up

12:06

or something or halfway through the video can only

12:08

has one eye. It's gonna be like jumping, you

12:10

know, from us bald to like now we got

12:12

hair and then it's like going back. We're bald

12:14

again. It's like, God damn these guys grow their

12:16

hair. But

12:18

we should go get wigs for you guys. Oh, there we

12:21

go. You guys should like try out a new hairstyle. I'd

12:23

go red. Really? I thought

12:25

sexy red wig. That shit looked unbelievable. Oh, that's

12:27

gonna weave. That's a wig? Dude. Yeah.

12:30

She's got like a number two haircut. No,

12:33

I'm not kidding. It looked like it was

12:35

coming out of her scalp and everything. It

12:37

looked like unbelievable. How much it

12:39

looked real. One time we were

12:41

at this concert, we actually opened up the podcast

12:43

talking about when we met Sean Kingston. It was

12:45

the same night that we met Sean Kingston. That's

12:48

not real. Isn't that crazy? And it even looks

12:50

like they have the hair sprout.

12:52

There it is. Oh, here's the

12:54

one where she's taking it off where she's pulling off

12:56

the wig. She just had it on her story the

12:58

other day, like putting it on and then off. And

13:01

it was crazy. CJ's dream girl right there. Sorry,

13:03

Alex. I do want to say

13:06

that, uh, C's you, you a lot of

13:08

times will be ahead of curve, ahead of

13:10

the curve on a trend. And I think,

13:13

I think you really led the charge

13:15

into sexy red being like everybody loves

13:17

sexy red now. And I

13:19

think you were slightly ahead of the curve

13:21

on that. You know, I appreciate those kind

13:23

of words Ryan, but I don't

13:25

think I, uh, like I think she's

13:27

just been crushing it. She was destined for

13:29

stardom a hundred percent. But I think you

13:31

recognize that a little bit earlier than everybody

13:33

else. I don't think you led the charge.

13:37

I don't think he was

13:39

necessarily like this woman is,

13:41

you know, gonna be like something special. He was

13:43

just like, this is the most beautiful woman I've

13:45

ever seen. I'd

13:48

say I was both, but she

13:50

was special too. Right. But

13:52

yeah, and she makes good music. So I mean, but not

13:54

to love. I mean, even walking around in NASCAR,

13:56

dude, people out there are listening to

13:58

sexy red. Yeah, I mean

14:01

he's just possibly the biggest artist right

14:03

now. She's transforming uniting cultures Yeah, there's

14:05

some people in this room that still

14:08

don't get it You're

14:10

looking at me or Mike both of you.

14:12

I I don't get it. What's not it?

14:15

Just the amount of hype I

14:18

should say you can't you can't tell me that

14:20

you don't put on get it sexy and you

14:22

don't just have me ever In our little something

14:24

I've never fed a sexy read through my phone

14:26

So I don't like your head song maybe that's

14:29

why you have an experience to you Hey, I

14:31

am not quite to the level that CJ is

14:33

but but I get sexy Is you put it

14:35

on in the Tesla when you're driving home sometimes?

14:37

No, I usually do podcasts. Mmm He does bench

14:39

pure podcast. Is there any

14:42

way to pull up how many times

14:44

CJ's play get it sexy? Let's just

14:46

you know assume Thousands. Yeah,

14:49

I'd say in thousands for that one song

14:51

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17:05

I mean, the woman's rap

17:07

scene, I wasn't too keen to

17:09

it at first, but it is

17:11

getting better and better. Like they are evolving.

17:13

And if you go to like rap caviar,

17:16

like half of them are woman's rappers now,

17:18

which in theory there really was never a

17:20

lot of them up until this time.

17:22

Remember how much Kenny's say bad baby.

17:26

Really? Remember when we played Gucci flip flops?

17:29

I always thought that Jake Sherbrooke and bad

17:31

baby would have been a good combo back

17:33

when he like was going by banging, banging

17:35

and bad baby. Like that's

17:37

a couple. What's your beef with bad baby? I just

17:40

don't think your music's good. I think it's trash. I

17:42

don't know if she really had that good

17:44

of music. Gucci flip flops was a

17:46

banger and we know bangers. And I

17:48

know bangers. It's tough because like nowadays,

17:51

I don't even think your lyrics matter

17:53

that much. It's more so just the

17:55

beat. Being good and then the way

17:57

that you like melody your voice to it. And

18:00

like how it sounds to it not even necessarily

18:02

what you're saying if you really listen the lyrics

18:05

like sexy read to a tee Yeah,

18:07

I mean it just sounds good. Yeah, I

18:09

mean I'll agree It's just different time for

18:11

music evolving time power to the women We

18:15

went to NASCAR last week I'll

18:17

an egg we talked about in the last

18:19

podcast, but we were fired up for NASCAR

18:21

Evan wasn't super lit probably top five

18:24

coolest things that we've gotten to do since

18:26

like starting seaboys Yeah, 100% such a good

18:28

time and I love to see that Evan

18:30

came around to it too at the end.

18:32

Yeah Yeah, yeah, even he's always such a

18:34

you know, what would be the word? Hater

18:37

I don't want to say hater, but he's like he's hard

18:39

to like get them to go on

18:41

to a Trend or a train or

18:43

whatever, but he did come around to it on the

18:46

last day. He was like, all right. This is pretty

18:48

sick Warm

18:50

up to things but I've just been

18:52

so enjoying lately like all the experiences

18:54

that he's gotten to Undergo

18:57

and he just like he just doesn't

18:59

know like I don't know who

19:01

that we're all like tripping like Whoa, did you

19:03

see we we just got to sit about elbows

19:05

with so-and-so and Alvin Camaro the running back. Yeah

19:07

the Saints He's like who yeah, I didn't know

19:09

who that was either So I kind of felt

19:11

how he felt but like we're meeting all kinds

19:13

of people all over the country and he's just

19:16

like You guys got any tees.

19:18

I like that about him. He's like You

19:21

don't even know who they are and he doesn't even care

19:24

which is cool. I would say

19:26

it was like one of the coolest like Luxury

19:29

in his treatment like

19:31

special treatments sometimes when you are

19:33

in like this position That's

19:36

what I would say It was like it was

19:38

definitely like because we normally don't get to like

19:40

experience or where they're hey like we're gonna have

19:42

this peep This person's picking you guys up They're

19:44

driving you here and then they're gonna take you

19:46

in the golf cart and you get to go

19:48

and meet Behind the lines and

19:50

and meet the drivers and and

19:52

then we got these RVs set up and

19:54

you're like in this like hangout area With

19:56

a bunch of other I don't know what you

19:58

want to call them celebrities of groups.

20:00

It was a very instant creator. So

20:03

we're at this spot and we

20:06

got Elvin Camara who's

20:08

like the running back for the

20:10

Saints hanging there. Then you got

20:12

the bar stool crowd so you

20:14

had Brianna Chicken Fry and then

20:16

her friend Grace and some other

20:18

bar stool people there. It's

20:20

not necessarily like our, like I

20:22

don't necessarily watch them but

20:25

the whole time they're just like tick talking. They were

20:27

tick talking. They were tick talking the whole time. I

20:29

heard they were tick talking. I swear every time I'm

20:31

on one. I'm like God these guys are just tick

20:33

talking. The whole time I go

20:35

that was maybe the oldest statement I've ever heard you

20:37

say. They just never stopped

20:39

tick talking. They didn't the whole time. And

20:41

like we just would be in the background.

20:43

We aren't tick talking. Don Shalontley like I'd

20:45

be chilling. Next thing I know I'm

20:47

in the background of a tick talk. That's going up

20:50

two million people. And it goes up right that moment.

20:52

You know it's just that style of making content but

20:54

it's like throw it up and

20:56

you do one take and

20:58

if it's good it's good. If it's bad it's bad.

21:00

Either way it's getting posted. Pretty

21:04

scary. Yeah. Yeah. So

21:06

that was interesting to like see and be

21:08

a part of. But it was funny because

21:11

now like for instance I've been in, I

21:13

was in the background of a couple of

21:15

them and like all these girls that I

21:18

haven't talked to since high school. You know

21:20

I was friends with them whatever but they're

21:22

like sending like do you see you're in the

21:24

background. Apparently this girl goes a long ways

21:27

with the woman community. Because then like I

21:29

know like your girlfriend was like pumped that

21:31

we were there like with them. These

21:34

girls got some serious weight dude. Like

21:39

weight and you know it's not really we

21:41

didn't know but very influential. No it is

21:43

always cool to see like so it was

21:45

cool. Different people that we get to

21:47

meet and then like we have some not our

21:50

crowd at all. Biggest fans of them and they're

21:52

like what were they like? Like what did you

21:54

talk to them? Like Greta. I

21:56

texted Greta and was like hey Brianna chicken

21:58

fry is here. And she was like, oh

22:01

my god, oh my

22:03

god, please send me a picture

22:05

with her. And I was like, oh god, I really

22:07

don't want to ask her for a photo. And Greta was

22:09

like, just get a picture with her.

22:11

And she was in there, and our friend Jeff,

22:14

who we brought with, was like, kind of like

22:16

fanboying. And we were like, yo, you got to

22:18

just chill out, Jeff. And then he was like,

22:20

I'm going to do it. Yo, can I get

22:22

a picture? And I was like,

22:24

can I get a picture too? My girlfriend's a huge fan.

22:26

Dude, I want you to litter with, I was thinking about

22:28

this when you said that, people

22:31

will walk up to us, and they'll go,

22:33

hey man, my little brother's a big fan.

22:35

And it always, and I go, mmm. Yeah,

22:37

but it'd be like a girl coming up

22:40

to us, and being like, hey, my boyfriend's

22:42

a huge fan. That's true. I

22:44

looked at it more like that. It's a little better though, when

22:46

you're in like that, V.I., it sounds so

22:49

corny to say, but when you're in the

22:51

VIP section, the whole point of secluding off

22:53

those people is that way they're not getting

22:56

bombarded by fans and pictures. And

22:58

then when you're supposed to be in

23:00

the same category, and you're just like, hey,

23:02

can I get a picture? And you're a fanboy, and that's

23:04

probably why you didn't want to do that. And

23:06

kind of why we were telling Jeff, you got

23:08

to give it a little bit of time, let

23:10

everyone settle in

23:12

here. But

23:15

it was so fun having Jeff with, which you guys

23:17

will see in the video. He's

23:19

just one of our friends. We've never really been

23:21

in YouTube videos with us, but he is the

23:23

most outgoing, positive, electric,

23:25

lovable person. I know.

23:28

He is so lovable, and he is the life of the party. I've

23:31

never met a single person that doesn't

23:33

like him, and he makes friends instantly.

23:35

That's amazing. And he's just

23:37

genuine, whatever. So of course, by the

23:39

end of that, he was like the

23:41

superstar in the VIP area. He's dancing

23:43

on the table. Everybody locked on. Everybody

23:45

locked on. Jeff, look for a table.

23:47

He's dancing on the table. Yeah, look

23:50

up. And it was so

23:52

much more fun having him there with us,

23:54

because his excitement rubbed off

23:56

more. I was excited, but his

23:59

excitement rubbed off. More on me and made

24:01

me really excited about it I'm more excited

24:03

and like just like I know it just

24:05

made it more fun You know cuz he's

24:07

like the sunshine dude you feel it radiate

24:10

on you man excited you guys are gonna

24:12

love the video I don't know

24:14

when that will come out because we'd literally have so

24:16

many segments film, but like you're gonna love it He

24:20

was living like a rock star when

24:22

he's a lot elevated surfaces He's been a lot

24:24

of it And he'd find him and we're wasn't

24:26

and like anyone who I guess dances like that

24:28

knows how much energy it takes and he was

24:30

just gone and Freakin

24:34

energizer bunny. Yeah, he's impressive And

24:37

we're all like cheering him on like it

24:39

was pretty electric and this gal comes up

24:41

and goes who is a And

24:44

I'm like what and as like oh man.

24:46

I'm yeah big camera. I'm like uh My

24:49

buddy my buddy Jeff and she's like yeah, but

24:51

like who is he and then I'm like He's

24:54

famous well, I can't what you're getting at

24:56

I'm just like ah I don't know dude.

24:59

He's just crazy He's just and then he's

25:01

just like like is he famous and then

25:03

almost like oh no He's not famous, and

25:05

then she's like he sure looks like

25:07

it And

25:09

I'm like you know he really does

25:11

yeah, it was funny though cuz uh

25:14

the NASCAR Workers and like

25:16

marketing team that would be like kind of taking us

25:18

around I think was on the

25:20

last day one of the girls like

25:22

asked something about Jeff, and I was

25:24

like oh no like he's not He's

25:26

not like in the videos or any he's just our friend

25:28

like we just hang out all the time Oh

25:31

wait, so he's not like famous or anything and I was

25:33

like no no no he's just just

25:36

a good guy Yeah,

25:39

and she was just like wow and

25:41

like I'm not kidding you I think the

25:44

bar stool workers were like they were

25:46

taking videos I think they were like sending them back, but we

25:48

need to hire this guy Higher

25:50

people like that and like you know make little

25:52

shows out of them like side side things But

25:55

just like brand chicken fry for instance you think

25:57

you could do a roughing A

25:59

con row. He could. Rocket and bar stools center.

26:01

yeah good idea what you're is absurd. He

26:03

could have a concert since I read and

26:05

flying use I said Iran or yeah as

26:07

a wizard or Jeff would just be like

26:09

got he could even be I got behind

26:11

the scenes Heitmann don't run with us as

26:13

well as elders is hey I just fall

26:16

the and let them do the talking said

26:18

no he would just like virus obligation of

26:20

the remained married or then it energy as

26:22

being the main character and than. We.

26:24

Ever change the channel the Jeff Jeff at

26:26

V the name just jealous that is Jeff

26:28

Jeff tv and I always admired. See if

26:30

getting a kick out of the you know

26:33

this party scene afterwards like though the fuck

26:35

I'll buy sky the really big fat guy

26:37

and do people were to say does on

26:39

some different energy and liked as some guy

26:42

comes up to me with a microphone is

26:44

I I you know on earth. Are.

26:46

you doing and then he like. Puts. It to

26:48

me like good how you doin and he's a

26:50

on over to gone back to me like what

26:52

why you got a microphone. And like this.

26:55

I'm connected. He's a psych one are brother.

26:57

And. Then walks away. I've met some I'll read in

26:59

my last. Kind of fun. It was fun. It was

27:01

like a different off. A. Different type of

27:04

party scene and it was interesting because

27:06

it was like Wilde. But then there's

27:08

like a family with like two young

27:10

kids. They're in their land riding their

27:12

tried and then you got light. Otherwise

27:14

we'll have middle aged women drinking, riding

27:16

large try way our Tai chi again.

27:18

I laughed so hard I post my

27:20

story and somebody just response is middle

27:22

aged women doing anything they tend to

27:24

not lift away. Like

27:27

that, That's there's a form of working

27:29

out. Those are some that are strikes

27:31

out alive. Minorities at those apply. hearted

27:33

arrived and walking to be honest count

27:35

as an artist got out that momentum

27:37

know what i liked about nascar as

27:40

of it's it's this like crossover between

27:42

two cultures you god dude that are

27:44

sitting there and like very expensive obviously

27:46

a million dollars in in an rv

27:49

they got a trailer they got their

27:51

frickin as for fifty platinum's pawn yup

27:53

and then right next to them us

27:55

and dude the bought a winnebago for

27:57

thousand dollars off of Craigslist or maybe

28:00

just had it in their back 40

28:02

and just errored it over there and

28:04

put some sea foam in the gas tank and drove

28:07

it there. They're right next to each other sharing

28:09

beers, having fun. It's such a

28:11

good crossover of culture. Everybody's just

28:14

there to have fun. There really was

28:16

the extreme of both ends. You

28:20

had a standard redneck and

28:22

you had a wealthy businessman

28:25

and everyone was having a blast though. Everyone

28:28

was just getting down having fun. I would

28:30

like to make that a tradition. Even if

28:32

NASCAR doesn't collect the

28:35

special treatment again, I don't

28:37

even care. I would go just to even sit

28:39

in the general admission. It was so fun. It's

28:43

so easy to downplay it like, oh,

28:45

all they're doing is just going in a big

28:47

circle, turning lights. It is not.

28:49

It is just amazing. It's

28:51

one of the things that you have to experience

28:54

in person to feel it because it sounds interesting

28:57

and insane when they come by. It's like nothing

28:59

you've ever heard before and then you feel it.

29:01

It gave me this weird energy. When

29:04

they would rip by in their pack, there's

29:07

this energy that would come off

29:09

into you and every

29:12

single time it was weird. It gave me

29:14

a tingling sensation inside my body. That

29:17

was by far my favorite part. Yes,

29:19

you got that too? I

29:22

couldn't figure it out though. It was when we were

29:24

super close. They're coming by at

29:26

200 miles per hour. Something about them

29:29

all being together so close. I don't

29:31

know. It was very... It

29:33

was just... You could hop theoretically if

29:35

it was legal. You could hop in

29:37

your car and floor it and drive

29:39

home. The GTRs. That's what I

29:41

mean. It goes 200 mile an hour. It does. But

29:44

you could drive really aggressively. Go faster than a

29:46

normal person may ever in their entire life. You'd

29:49

be like, nice. You could sit down on the

29:51

couch, watch TV and fall asleep. We're pretty... Yeah.

29:54

It's a palace to adrenaline and stuff like that. You

29:56

could take the trip to Colorado, do a bunch of...

29:58

We're announced. But that type of... Energy was

30:00

just different. Yeah, no, I just think that

30:02

cars were like there was something about them

30:05

all being together There was just

30:07

like literally like an energy coming off of

30:09

like the pack when you were that close

30:12

and I could not figure out What it

30:14

was like it was interesting like every single

30:16

time I was it was just you know

30:18

what it was America Like

30:24

they were saying how every tracks different every

30:26

you know vibe is different But that's what

30:28

brings people back dude that feeling of all

30:30

the cars Yeah, you know what

30:32

also was a night in a nice little cherry on

30:35

top for me was when my guy won

30:37

me 700 bucks So we did better when

30:39

everyone took a person everyone took a person and

30:41

I won 700 bucks So

30:44

not only did I get to go there for free and

30:46

have a blast, but I walked out $700

30:49

in my pocket. Yeah I pay you

30:51

for that. I think I gave you cash. I don't know

30:53

I think I don't know I just

30:55

collected a few hundred bucks from everyone got some Venmos

30:57

and I was just I Was

31:00

just happy as happy as a clamp dude. It was just

31:02

like such a classic NASCAR

31:04

experience to have like And

31:07

then crash at the very end. Yeah, I

31:09

know it's such a gnarly pileup We're like

31:11

a guy went across the finish line on

31:14

his driver side door. He was riding the

31:16

wall at a hundred miles an hour We're

31:18

just watching it like Michael

31:21

Jordan's team one we saw Michael Jordan we

31:24

always saw Michael Jordan that was the biggest

31:26

thing Yeah, that was so sick I think

31:28

a lot of the I just saw the

31:31

the finish of the last NASCAR race

31:33

the most previous one one It just happened

31:35

the it was a three-way finish like neck

31:37

and neck like all within like a tenth of

31:39

a second And I think that

31:41

does come down to the fact that they

31:44

made all the motors the same Yeah, and

31:46

stuff's like they have to be at people's

31:48

is kind of lame But in general like

31:50

the finishes should be a lot better because

31:52

it's all built off of yeah drafting and

31:54

whatnot Yeah, the finishes of

31:56

that was crazy. It basically boils down

31:58

to strategy. I mean we talked with The crew

32:00

like all the drivers are relatively the

32:02

same skill and they said that there

32:04

was an exceptional top tier Maybe like

32:06

four or five that are like just

32:08

actually just naturally better for you know

32:10

whatever this but but ultimately that boils

32:13

down the strategy or and just lock

32:15

in and how the car performs that

32:17

day and you know Yeah, it's a

32:19

game plan. We got to meet Noah

32:21

Grogson. He got he got third

32:23

Which yeah, dude, that was electric that we were

32:25

calling before and he was chilling Chilling and then

32:28

he goes out there and he was at the

32:30

top three and I was chillin so sick I

32:32

was more stressed out before Cletus is race. He's

32:34

sitting there in his trailer talking with us. Dronie

32:36

I was more for him. Yeah, exactly me too.

32:39

It needs like race did like two hours. I

32:41

know I'm chillin Yeah, I was like do

32:43

they got it like get in the zone asking the guy who

32:45

was It

32:48

was cool though cuz uh, I think he knew who

32:50

we were Yeah, he had seen the videos and I

32:52

did sword and yeah Sign the

32:54

sword or just collectively see boys TV sign

32:56

the samurai sword he had in there and

32:58

so sick also I'm so fired up. I

33:01

think you know, Minnesota nice is a thing,

33:03

right? People say we're the nicest up in

33:05

the Midwest I'd argue that the South is

33:07

nicer. I think them people were sweeter than

33:10

an Alabama sweet tea. Exactly I really did

33:12

like I really enjoy people in Alabama. It's

33:14

freaking all who a am man And I

33:16

was amazing work causing a ruckus in this

33:18

Bucky's which is the size of a frickin

33:21

Walmart, dude Can we talk about that? Yes,

33:23

we have to yeah, but keep it crazy.

33:25

What is that? Honey? How you

33:27

doing tonight and like they're chipper? Well, I can do

33:29

a holiday around here and the guy looks like

33:32

he might stab you Yeah, you know like they're

33:34

just they're they were they were like a serious

33:36

Like they took a lot of pride in there that that place

33:39

is like a mall It was like you know, it's like

33:41

a mall of the gas stations Like they had you could

33:43

buy I swear you could probably bought you new new furniture

33:45

for your living room in there 100%

33:47

like they had everything a truck. How many gas posts

33:49

do you think they had? Six hundred of you least

33:51

a hundred so we're pretty Larry'd

33:54

up and we're on our way home. It had been

33:56

a long day. We pull into this gas station Thinking

33:58

that's just a normal gas station out

34:00

the window and there's like gas pumps for

34:02

as far as you can see both directions

34:04

like 120 120 gas pumps Yep,

34:08

the way our jaws were on the floor

34:12

I was walking around just like did you guys go in the

34:14

bathroom? No. No, okay. I took a

34:16

video of the bathroom Let me just show you

34:18

guys whoa Look at

34:20

this this huge. Oh Stop,

34:23

but it's like it's like this on both sides.

34:25

Whoa. Wow. Yeah, I mean, I'm not surprised the

34:27

place was huge So I show and then and

34:29

then me and Evan were wrestling and the woman

34:34

Well, I was gonna just show I'm sure

34:36

everyone in mind But he was having a

34:38

really good time by the time we got

34:40

to Bucky's and yeah someone over

34:42

served him You should yeah, I think he over

34:45

served himself. Let me let me preface this so

34:47

I've been sober for the last four months I

34:49

haven't drank since since December

34:52

31st and At

34:54

NASCAR. Yeah, obviously Your

34:56

pressure they're very difficult very difficult and I like

34:59

went into the weekend Like I'm just not gonna

35:01

drink because I feel so bad after it and

35:04

I just couldn't help myself So

35:06

I got back on on the liquor at

35:08

NASCAR and holy crap. Was it a good

35:11

time? Definitely felt like shit the next couple

35:13

days Even more

35:15

hungover than normal, but didn't

35:17

regret a second of it. It was like one of those things I

35:20

wonder I wondered if I went So

35:22

for that long like the next time that I drank I'd

35:24

be like, oh, I don't know It's just like I don't

35:26

it wasn't as fun as I remember it to be It

35:29

was way more fun It

35:32

was more fun than I remember Would

35:34

have been nice to just be like, oh, yeah, I wasn't

35:36

that good. I'm good for a while now but okay, so

35:38

I don't I don't know we might have to shift shuffle

35:40

through some of this just because Hadn't

35:43

watched back and it might be some of it

35:45

just might be flat-out nonsense Oh God,

35:48

I hope this is funny. At least the

35:50

end of it will be if we were nothing worse

35:52

than then just showing someone a Video

35:54

you think is gonna be funny and then it's not funny.

35:57

It was extremely funny in the moment. Yeah, it was

35:59

funny. I. Took a video of us

36:01

celebrating at the very end of the race

36:03

like on my phone on Ever Can Act.

36:05

I thought I got to crash in there.

36:08

I thought I got everyone celebrating and I

36:10

turned matilda ago. I just. Recorded.

36:12

The best video of ever. Take it in

36:14

my life. Watch your back weather and we

36:16

both are just silent of times. E O

36:18

S C goes yeah. That's. Soft.

36:22

Sold beside Lazy Go There is a without

36:24

flirt. I was filming on the Vog camera

36:26

and I literally didn't get to see the

36:28

crash with my realize because I was organized.

36:31

saw you guys with guys like it was

36:33

such heard just like a moment because I

36:35

was like staying. That was. The. Most

36:37

insane finish ever and I didn't see it

36:39

but I did get a video of my

36:41

best friends tearing their ass. If it makes

36:44

Zero any better I don't think I saw

36:46

the crash with my eyes either. It's is

36:48

everybody was screaming and like a con I

36:50

could labs are marked down there and then

36:52

I just started screaming to it happened so

36:54

so fast I i was trying to watch

36:56

her a couldn't and. I oh

36:58

my goodness I can already tell this is gonna

37:00

be rough Case of Ben was like rough him

37:03

up as and here. Just.

37:14

So for reference hears us, I haven't

37:16

thought said Justin was hr. This.

37:28

So Evan was so where it up the he

37:30

thought that we actually had Hr here as the

37:33

boys tv or and Justin was in charge of

37:35

it. has

37:37

emerged. Nice Matter is not a chart but

37:39

he won't be have a good H R.product

37:41

So we get in this business look at

37:44

it looks like it is. Unbelievable.

37:48

Everyone who do we gotta go back and

37:50

they actually make buck is bigger than a.

37:56

Fresh, Food. Fresh

38:00

food all at one. It was like one in

38:02

the morning almost actually almost two I Gotta

38:06

find Evan here There

38:09

was furniture. Yeah, golly. Yep. There's

38:11

some furniture Here

38:13

comes Ben and Evan who? Jeff

38:15

I'm like oh better get over here. I Didn't

38:20

realize chasing Haley we're gonna be here He's

38:30

a shell of a human being oh my good. Oh

38:32

my good. Ben starts choking them again beat him up

38:48

Did you see if I fought back I'd get

38:50

fired We

38:53

went wide-angle here, I thought maybe video

38:55

with this might go on look at it smiling It

38:59

definitely should attack Never

39:07

came out This

39:10

dude over here didn't know what to think He's

39:13

like are we cool, and he's like I think

39:15

we're cool. What's wrong with you. It was so

39:17

inappropriate Back and

39:20

then you chase them around out here Dude,

39:23

Ben Noggins did almost get bonked on this

39:25

pole You

39:28

got four dollars Evan

39:31

couldn't believe how much it cost It

39:33

cost sorry if his head would have got bonked

39:35

I mean he was smacking that $13 sandwich out

39:37

of Evan's hand dropped about half that sandwich on

39:39

the ground that is a sad sight Yeah,

39:44

I don't know what got it actually I do know it

39:46

got into me about 14 high noon I

40:01

I can't explain how you go from standing

40:03

in a field all day You haven't seen

40:05

like a real bathroom And then you

40:07

just think you're stopping at a gas station pull up and

40:10

the thing is 40,000 square feet It

40:12

was the craziest experience anyone who has been

40:14

to a buck is listening to this is

40:16

like yeah Yeah, obviously, but anyone who hasn't

40:18

been to a buck you listen to this

40:20

should just try to experience. It's an experience

40:24

Yeah, yeah, dude, Evan was pretty torn up when we

40:26

got back to the hotel room about the whole Wrestling

40:30

incident he's like dude Ben doesn't

40:32

understand that what this is this

40:35

applies for most people But he's like where

40:37

I come from when you want to wrestle

40:39

if you put me in a headlock That

40:41

means we fight until someone taps out Well

40:43

that was a very it was a very light

40:45

headlock It was more of just like a bear

40:48

crawl on doing right one of them of the

40:50

five that were Put down

40:52

on him, but he's like dude. I so badly

40:55

Wanted to you know put him in his place But

40:58

I didn't want to like get arrested

41:00

at Bucky's so I just played dead.

41:02

That's what he's doing. It's arrested Evan

41:07

fights back take Ben down once Ben

41:09

calls the cops Taking

41:15

away after seven takedown All

41:22

right, what else we got what else we got so we're

41:24

not So I've

41:26

never sold on eBay, okay, yeah, I had

41:28

a funny you have yeah, that's cool I've

41:30

never sold anything on eBay eBay's been around

41:32

forever, so I'm like well. I'm gonna sell

41:35

Some exhaust that I have from one of the dirt

41:37

bikes brand-new throw it up on there Don't want to

41:40

haggle around don't want to sit up there forever So

41:43

I look at everything everyone else is selling it for

41:45

around 200 bucks. I'm gonna sell it for 125 Shipping

41:48

included race of the bottom gone put

41:50

it up, and then it sells

41:53

like right away Okay, maybe we're too low

41:55

on the price. Maybe didn't need to include

41:57

shipping homie from Puerto Rico

41:59

buys it No, no,

42:01

I do free shipping why no I

42:05

go to the UPS store to ship it and

42:07

the UPS store. We got came back here Well,

42:09

I know I was tough because a couple days

42:11

had gone by and I'm like, well, I got

42:13

it I'll see on you can't just ship it

42:15

out when you want like, you know when it

42:17

says five to seven days You should honor

42:19

that so I go to the UPS store and they're

42:22

like, oh, yeah, Puerto Rico dang. Yeah, it's pretty heavy

42:24

item Then

42:28

I so I didn't do that, but

42:30

then I went to the USPS store

42:32

So I sold it for

42:34

125 eBay takes like 25

42:37

bucks of that, of course, and then it was a

42:39

hundred and six to ship I Mostly

42:45

just went through with it Paid

42:50

money I'm

42:56

like one I can't just

42:58

cancel it. You can cancel it. I know you

43:00

didn't want to run a seller rating You

43:02

can make a new account. I also knew that

43:05

too. I was like, I know I'm

43:07

one tailing But

43:09

instead I was like, you know, I'll pay six

43:11

bucks to keep my seller

43:13

rating up keep this Rico

43:17

figure out where that guy you took to for

43:19

the one thing you're probably selling

43:21

eBay in the next ten years But I

43:23

mean not not true It was a bad

43:25

experience But like I definitely want to do

43:27

more of it, but also because it was

43:29

actually really easy This is why Mike doesn't

43:31

sell things. But yeah, this is why you're

43:33

a hoarder honest page to sell them So

43:35

loses the item and pays them to take

43:37

it Did eBay take like

43:39

less of a fee when you like start to sell

43:41

more stuff? No, I remember that I was

43:43

very disappointed. I sold some wakeboarding I

43:46

know but you and you were never like a

43:48

selling thousands of item sellers Oh, I think all

43:50

those things though Steve Hamilton our

43:52

friend Steve he owns custom offsets He

43:55

started his business selling wheels and

43:58

tires on eBay. Okay, the only place They

44:00

said he sold for like a while, but

44:02

they yeah, I just hope just they they do take

44:04

a lot I just wonder if you're getting to the

44:06

point where you're selling like let's say hundreds of items

44:08

every month Is there do they can they work through

44:11

a little less of a percentage because that

44:13

means if you're selling? You know

44:15

something for twelve hundred and fifty dollars. It will

44:17

take 250 of those dollars There's

44:21

no way I guess yeah, thank you

44:23

$125 they took 25 Wow, so I was just like dang. That's deep You

44:29

know I mean maybe I will just stick to

44:31

Facebook marketplace even though it was much easier than

44:33

selling something on Facebook You've got a text that

44:35

Puerto Rican guy be like listen man. I Paid

44:39

$6 to give you this I know at least

44:41

send me a video of it on your You

44:44

drove all the way to UPS and he drove to

44:46

USPS you dealt with those guys when they're Holy

44:50

crap, and if you get

44:52

over $7,500

44:54

in sales, then it drops down okay 15%

44:57

of books and magazines. That's insane What

44:59

does it drop down to after you started eBay

45:01

screw all the other things we're doing I just

45:03

got a hit 7500 bucks per item dude. That's

45:06

what the seller yet like was he cool to

45:08

deal with oh yeah He

45:11

was I mean he didn't say much, but uh I

45:14

do want to know if like okay So if he just

45:16

got the thing down to Puerto Rico because he knew he's

45:18

getting a good deal on it And then he's just gonna

45:20

flip it to someone else then that's just not much, but

45:22

if it is on his bike Then that's cool Yeah

45:30

The bike that I sold last week and where the guy

45:32

wanted yeah Like

45:36

I don't get rid of much We don't really get

45:38

rid of much and then I just just I'm like

45:40

yep I'm just gonna sell this stock exhaust just I

45:42

Don't get why you would do that cuz it was like this

45:45

was like a company exhaust Yeah,

45:49

we're gonna make the company a hundred Dollars

45:52

to ship things no no no I didn't I

45:54

didn't put that on the company card No,

45:56

it was a company exhaust, but here's what happens with

45:58

all of our shit Nothing garbage. Yeah

46:01

giveaway. So I'm like I'm gonna make

46:03

some money cuz it's efficient throwing

46:05

things away Creating

46:10

the listing I would then going to go

46:14

10 minutes and then how much time do

46:16

you waste going to go ship it talking

46:18

with this guy wasted probably 15

46:20

minutes going to UPS and then

46:23

succeeded probably another 15

46:26

to 20 minutes at USP Almost

46:28

an hour into your time to lose

46:30

yeah, I didn't know No,

46:42

no, I'm not that stupid so was

46:44

the guy like cool at least like was he excited

46:46

about the sock exhaust What do you know he needs

46:48

I don't read a before no when they when they

46:51

like buy when you buy something on eBay You don't

46:53

like say what you need it for. I

46:55

didn't know if he was like hey, man I need

46:57

this exhaust for my body his pickup. He said

46:59

when will they send my item and

47:02

I'm like, hey I apologize first

47:04

sale on eBay, but stripping it out

47:06

tomorrow. I said Exhaust,

47:08

yeah, just basically explained it. Then I'll send you

47:10

the track track a number. They said thanks for

47:12

reaching out and he said calm down Thank you

47:14

very much And

47:21

that's the only thing you ever said I sent The great

47:23

experience So

47:28

funny, yeah, you got a message of now go

47:30

can I at least get a five-star seller rating,

47:33

please? I should imagine

47:35

you get one star that would yeah,

47:37

then I'll delete my account So

47:40

anything on eBay again seller was

47:42

slow and late it is true I do

47:44

love that you do things like that. So

47:46

Mike gives us a great pod. You might

47:48

have a great podcast conversation That's

47:51

what makes you you it's funny that I still do

47:53

want to do it more though I mean eBay's been

47:55

around for so long and honestly they have they have

47:57

done a good job of evolving in like They're

48:00

slightly irrelevant, but they are evolving with the

48:02

times and like sticking around You know like

48:04

they make a hell of a YouTube episode

48:06

with us a monster did they did one

48:08

of the best things got quite A bit

48:10

of views too. Yeah, the one of the

48:12

best things that they could have done was

48:14

the like Guaranteed fit thing. Yeah, because so

48:16

many people don't buy something cuz they're like

48:18

I don't know if it fits and I'm

48:20

not trying to spend two hundred dollars and

48:22

have to send it back just cuz it

48:24

doesn't not Even made for my vehicle. I

48:27

think that helps especially like non-car people. Okay?

48:29

I need this new window actuator for my

48:31

car It says it fits most places do

48:33

say that but eBay is like such a

48:35

wild west so for them to Include

48:38

that yeah, yeah, they do kind of still have that

48:41

2007 internet feel to you know Yeah,

48:47

you don't really know do pictures

48:49

are just never every point hasn't migrated

48:51

to Amazon, so he's still by Yeah,

48:53

I haven't really only haven't stayed in

48:55

2007 crazy Well

48:58

eBay kind of reminds me of like

49:01

Craigslist with the feel like all the

49:03

one off. Yeah, Craigslist. They're done, man

49:05

They I mean remember Craigslist

49:07

Misconnections or whatever where like her

49:09

men seeking women yeah, you know

49:12

men thinking women was tame But

49:14

the other one was I'm gonna see if I can

49:16

find the other one mark mark. He meant his

49:18

ex-girlfriend there didn't you? off

49:21

Craigslist The look on

49:23

Mark's face right now says it all like don't

49:25

fucking say this online I Don't

49:28

even I'm not even familiar with this what

49:31

what is it so the premise is basically

49:33

say It became

49:35

popular. I think when the internet was a little less popular

49:38

You go out to the grocery

49:40

store, and you see this woman, and

49:42

you're like wow she's so pretty You

49:44

lock eyes for a minute, and you're like oh, I wish

49:47

I could meet her again You go

49:49

on miss connections right and then you would be

49:51

like we locked eyes in the grocery store You

49:54

were pushing a cart full of radishes

49:56

telling things you know I had the Oreos What?

50:00

Yeah, and then you hope that they see it

50:02

and then or someone sees it that knows them

50:04

or something and then somehow put you Have

50:07

you guys used it anyone else used

50:09

it? No, no Yeah,

50:11

read it and laughed at it and was entertained by it.

50:13

Yes. Well, hey that makes so much there was like last

50:15

night we were at dinner and we

50:18

were all sitting at this table and CJ

50:21

says something about behind Justin and Justin

50:24

stands up and goes we should buy

50:26

that and then just Lock size with

50:28

this very tall man standing there and

50:31

they just both stare at each other

50:33

like you can buy me Three

50:38

seconds like long enough where it's uncomfortable

50:40

to look into somebody's eyes And

50:42

then he like turns around and walks away and

50:44

Justin turns around and he's just like oh my

50:47

god What just happened and then he goes I

50:49

need to find that guy had a Misconnection go

50:51

back make sense go back to miss connection

50:53

go hold up So like there'd be like

50:55

listings like this looking for guy for fun

50:57

Click that one looking for a guy to

50:59

have some fun with today 50s

51:02

guy here mid 50s guy here

51:04

like that's like the shit What's their imagine

51:06

it's a pretty situation if you're linking up

51:08

that way Yeah, you know, it's just weird

51:10

shit like that And then there'd be like

51:12

sting operations because like there's women that are

51:15

basically running a prostitution business through

51:18

Craigslist and then there'd be

51:20

like sting operations or the police would also

51:22

go in and create their own listing and

51:24

Do a sting that way so it's like

51:26

they were busting both ways and and

51:29

then there's even the third and Here's

51:31

one Door-dash driver you

51:34

bought you brought my Indian food to my house

51:36

You smiled and had some amazing legs if you

51:38

see this tell me your name and what color

51:40

your car was Exactly.

51:43

It's like what do they feel like the

51:45

odds nowadays of this actually working out? Well,

51:47

there's got to be some some who's beautiful

51:50

woman in cub foods with my mom with

51:52

mom I want to meet you Friday night

51:54

at Cubs foods in Maple Grove. I saw

51:56

you in produce I'm kicking myself for not

51:58

approaching you. Let's try again again this Friday night

52:00

around 6.30. Unreal. Damn, so he's going

52:02

back there with hopes of running into this person.

52:04

That's gotta be more of a waste of time

52:07

than losing $6 on eBay. Yeah,

52:09

yeah, I mean. Like,

52:11

he's pretty good about it. It's

52:13

a chance for love, though, Mike. Kenneth. That's true.

52:16

You are a beautiful black lady, and you were

52:18

in line with an older white gentleman. I talked

52:20

to him about if this is where you pay

52:22

my real estate taxes later. I did see you

52:24

looking at me. Well, then what was that guy's

52:26

name? Kenneth. Things

52:28

are adding up. Hold on, what

52:30

was the read that again now? You

52:32

are a beautiful black lady, and you

52:34

were in line with an older white gentleman. I

52:37

talked to him about if this is where

52:39

to pay my real estate taxes later, and I saw you

52:41

looking at me. You just came into my office the other

52:43

day, and you were talking about paying the real estate taxes.

52:45

You said you were headed off to do that. Where

52:47

was that at? Where was that at? That was in

52:49

Detroit Lakes. Oh my. Was

52:52

it actually? Yeah. Are you serious, Ken? Technically, the

52:54

bubble is a little north of Detroit Lakes. What

52:56

day was it on? What

52:59

day is that? Tuesday. He

53:01

came into my office on Monday. Probably just

53:03

a coincidence. Yeah. You explaining to do, Ken?

53:05

Probably just a coincidence, huh? I mean, this

53:07

is all lining up, especially after the speed

53:09

dating. This sounds like a

53:12

reach, but I don't know. Maybe it will

53:14

work out. This is far from a reach.

53:16

This is just like a, it's

53:18

right there. Sitting right in front of us. Kenneth

53:21

made the post? Yeah, his name

53:23

was Kenneth. He said, my name was Kenneth. I

53:27

kind of like Kenneth. I

53:30

call him Kenneth. Sometimes I'm using

53:32

trouble. Kenneth, Ken D'Amino, Jen Drake.

53:34

Pull up some of the ones on Instagram.

53:36

We'll get a couple of the good

53:39

ones. All right, moving on. OK. I've

53:44

been down bad before, but not

53:46

quite misconnections on Craigslist down bad.

53:48

I don't judge. This

53:51

is something that I would imagine, like

53:53

the people that leave hate comments on

53:55

our videos, like telling us how worthless

53:57

we are. Yeah. Oh, maybe

53:59

somewhat true. I would I

54:01

can't imagine you would say that's my face

54:04

in person, but you would make a post

54:06

on Craigslist Trying to get

54:08

my attention somehow so if you guys

54:10

ever like looked on miss connections hoping

54:12

you'd see Cuz like we

54:14

you know there wasn't dating apps Before

54:17

I've used dating apps cool come

54:20

on mark. Oh my god mark. Give us

54:22

your best miss connection story I'm

54:25

definitely not fucking saying it now Because

54:28

you can't say does that mean you have

54:30

done it. Yeah, well, maybe it'll on mark

54:33

Maybe it'll work for that random guy Kenneth

54:36

yeah, good luck to that guy whoever he is Whatever

54:40

he's doing now dude all right this one's

54:42

wild The the tag

54:44

is you farted in Trader Joe's You

54:47

were the tall brunette with the near perfect body

54:49

that farted in the bread section last night I

54:51

was the tall guy next to you and that

54:54

looked over and asked you was that you you

54:56

quickly replied no That wasn't me you

54:58

almost seemed insulted. I would ask as the

55:01

stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence

55:03

But it was evident. I tried to get

55:05

rid of the stench by waving two loaves

55:07

of Tabiata bread You

55:10

proceeded to storm off angry manner you are beautiful

55:12

and even if you are a liar and fart

55:14

like a Clydesdale I'd love to meet up sometime

55:18

Like I want definitely could have been about cat Holy

55:21

Evan as a joke that's

55:24

really funny, but as the real if

55:26

that's real although you're a liar It

55:33

smells so bad you have to start waving

55:35

your two loaves of bread mark

55:38

two loaves of bread mark was that when you I

55:46

Loves bread we can't even like at some of

55:48

our favorite restaurants I think it's just a rule

55:50

to us they say everyone gets this treatment But

55:52

like you only get one loaf now, and I

55:54

think it's cuz mark So

55:57

many that they're like this guy we're losing

55:59

money on him so Complimentary loaves of the

56:01

complimentary loaves of bread were limited them just a

56:03

one when we walk in one time mark came

56:06

down to the Lake early because he was dropping

56:08

off a couple loaves of bread at all the

56:10

local restaurants that we're gonna go to that weekend

56:12

We got three loaves last night all in front

56:15

of my I

56:18

really have been coming up with good like

56:20

children's movies ideas I think if we ever

56:22

like quit doing this or the

56:24

company is able to expand I

56:27

think I'd like to write movies because I think you

56:29

can write movies and be really stupid and then someone

56:31

else smart makes them happen probably Cartoons

56:35

would be super easy The

56:38

thing that scares me about writing a movie is

56:40

like let's say you fully committed like you were

56:42

really liking this idea So that the idea is

56:44

one thing and then you turn it into a

56:47

movie like nice and nice and nice of writing

56:49

And then you like hand it to someone and they don't

56:51

want to just revise it. They're like nah Shit

56:54

that would be Heartbreaking. I'll just take

56:56

this one and all the way home just by

56:58

myself. I wrote it in the car Fargo, dude

57:00

I'd like got in the car was going to

57:02

Fargo and there was a fly in there with

57:04

me and I was like damn This

57:07

fly like I'm taking him 50 miles

57:09

away from the home that he was at

57:12

before right? And so the movie would

57:14

be about this bug that gets trapped in a car And

57:16

then it gets it goes on a road trip

57:19

with a family right and so the bug stressing

57:21

It's like freaking out and then they get to

57:23

like an amusement park the family in the car

57:25

gets to the amusement park opens the Door and

57:27

there's a ton of other bugs there trying to

57:29

find their way home. I don't know

57:31

what you call it Maybe a bug life or something

57:33

like that. It's actually pretty good, right? Yeah, see that

57:35

It's like a character building event. What's like the grocery

57:37

store movie with like all the animated sausage

57:40

party Yeah,

57:43

we're twisted You

57:46

know like when when the in toy story when they

57:48

get separated from the house they got it back Oh,

57:51

yeah, yeah, things over the above rip off from

57:53

toy store No, I didn't know that it was

57:55

but this one's different. I obviously

57:57

don't know how to make cartoons But if I could

57:59

just write this story for a cartoon and the cartoon

58:02

characters are just us so it's just basically our show

58:04

but We don't

58:06

gotta like coerce or like you know try and

58:09

like make this play out the way that we're

58:11

hoping because oftentimes We're like got an idea but

58:13

like no one else is filled in on

58:15

and we're kind of hoping it's gonna go this way So

58:17

we're kind of trying to like maneuver so

58:19

it the outcome comes out to the way it

58:21

does for the video But if it was a

58:23

if it was a freaking cartoon, I could just

58:26

be like, alright, so he says this he says

58:28

this this this and This happens like it'd be

58:30

and I swear we could make a cartoon show

58:34

Later on in life and we just have

58:37

all of our characters and we just embellish

58:39

everything about us and make it a hundred

58:41

times Funnier I could see it and it

58:43

would it would be so funny too Cuz

58:45

you could just make whatever happen like Ken's

58:47

just a little bit bigger and more

58:50

of Ken and then Evan's just a little

58:52

bit Sure, but more of a just make

58:54

it like everyone will just be kind of

58:56

just clown You can

58:58

just make anything happen Like it would be it is

59:01

in a way kind of like South Park like

59:03

they based those off of characters that they knew

59:06

Did they in their town? Yeah, he actually did.

59:08

I mean not like exactly but some of them

59:10

are yeah, I didn't know that Yeah,

59:13

I mean, I'm sure honestly making cartoons

59:15

will be easier and easier realistically all

59:17

this is all you need a

59:19

person who can write up write the story

59:21

a person who does the Animation

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some people doing voices and

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then pipe in the AI Put

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it together just gonna be a eye other

59:32

and then wherever you're distributing it So whether

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you're going Comedy Central or just YouTube or

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Netflix wherever that's a pretty good idea I

59:38

think we can make you don't even gotta

59:40

do shit. You just just sit back

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probably and just think be funny Yeah, we

59:44

are we are you already doing we could do

59:47

that cartoon boys TV No, I

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don't know. Maybe maybe we go. Maybe we go children's

59:51

show with it. It goes on Nickelodeon I'd

59:54

rather I'd rather be more adult humor. I think it'd be

59:56

way funnier. I was like all the Weird

59:58

kind of like adult jokes that are in

1:00:01

cartoons that like oh

1:00:03

yeah I think was pretty notorious for doing it

1:00:05

or like you know there were so many different

1:00:07

references that as a kid you don't think twice

1:00:09

about and then as an adult watching it you're

1:00:11

like is he like saying what I think he's

1:00:13

saying and some of them were really hidden I

1:00:16

just remember seeing like some of them are like

1:00:18

okay I get that that's funny that they were

1:00:20

chill putting that in there. Sandy cheeks. But yeah

1:00:23

stuff like that like that's funny and it's like

1:00:25

it's fine but I just remember seeing one I

1:00:27

still don't know if this is real but Spongebob

1:00:29

was like buried in the sand and then crabs

1:00:31

like grabbed him by the nose and pulled him

1:00:33

out of the sand and then when he was

1:00:35

holding him Spongebob was upside down and then it

1:00:37

like pans down and his his

1:00:41

face is all like exposed like

1:00:43

his nose was just there he was not holding him

1:00:46

by his nose. What? Can

1:00:48

you look these up? Yeah like you

1:00:50

ever you ever heard of like

1:00:53

they have all these conspiracy theories of

1:00:55

like what the underlying message was for

1:00:57

Spongebob or like Rugrats has like these

1:01:00

like they have these crazy things where

1:01:02

it's Spongebob conspiracy theories are crazy. It's

1:01:04

kind of like do I think that's

1:01:06

actually the real underlying thing probably not

1:01:08

but uh but it's easy to like

1:01:11

you know kind of oh

1:01:13

nice I like this video. I don't hear sir. What

1:01:15

are you doing Lance? It's weird

1:01:17

that I could help by burying myself. Quit

1:01:20

fooling me come on out I need you to be a- Oh

1:01:24

my god dude! Is

1:01:29

that real? There's no way.

1:01:31

No way that's real. That's funny dude. The way

1:01:33

they chopped it I'm sure. Yeah. That's

1:01:36

hilarious. Good jokes out there in

1:01:38

kids TV. Well I'll catch you guys

1:01:40

on Miss Connections. I hope not. We

1:01:44

chatted for an hour it wasn't long enough. Let's

1:01:46

do it again next week. Yeah let's

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