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3:04

Evan bring us in brother. What

3:07

number? Bring us in he takes a drink

3:09

of his Fanta. Yeah. His

3:11

what now? Don't you want to? Hey

3:13

can I interest you in a Fanta?

3:15

Fanta? Fanta? I don't know. Based on

3:17

the song you would think don't you

3:19

want to Fanta Fanta? Yeah isn't it?

3:21

But you would always call it Fanta

3:23

if it wasn't involved with the song.

3:25

Fanta Fanta? No it was like a

3:27

commercial back in the probably I haven't seen

3:29

it in probably 20 years. It was a

3:31

Fanta commercial? Yeah don't you want to? Yeah

3:33

maybe it is Fanta. Man it's weird sitting

3:35

in the middle like this. I

3:38

knew I got on the media. Why? Oh I

3:40

love sitting in the middle. You guys want a switch

3:42

or? Yeah what? You gonna be

3:44

alright over there? No yeah I'm good. Stop

3:49

looking at me. We have

3:51

to look that way. Dude

3:53

this is sick I think I'm not the worst

3:55

podcaster on here today. We

3:58

are back with all the boys. Ken in the

4:01

hot seat over there. I don't

4:03

know why great. I mean, you know, but yeah, we

4:05

got all You're

4:08

not in the hot seat Actually,

4:11

why we brought you in Ken usually a hot seat's the

4:13

one in the middle there you are in the middle We're

4:15

all looking at you I

4:20

Saw somebody left their cocktail by the stairs. They

4:22

want that Evan given

4:24

just stationing cocktails around the shop now Just

4:26

in case I snuck out to take a

4:28

whiz and I was thirsty man. Ev you're

4:31

actually pretty slimmed down right now I mean,

4:33

I'd say just due to your Limiting

4:35

of drinking. I mean, thank you for

4:38

saying that I've slimmed down Yeah,

4:44

no, uh, yeah just not drinking every single

4:46

day you lose a couple pounds it's crazy

4:48

dude I saw a picture of Ben the

4:50

other day. Holy shit, dude You've lost some

4:52

weight to both of you to used

4:55

to be actually like you never thought

4:57

it in the moment. No, no No,

5:01

you thought it in the moment and you told me

5:03

every It

5:06

really wasn't bad it wasn't bad at all even

5:08

I was I mean I had like we just

5:10

had this face fat going all of Us I'd

5:12

say all three of us pretty significantly

5:15

Well, I don't like Ben's had a choice but

5:17

to slim down Well, then as a choice, but

5:19

I can we pull up like I gotta find

5:21

a picture I saw this one pic of Ben.

5:23

God. I mean all I gotta do is just

5:25

scroll back a little ways here At

5:29

the one of us on the r6 like in

5:31

the kitchen I'm like dang like I didn't think

5:34

you look big then but now you

5:36

look It

5:40

was just so such a dream Yeah for the

5:43

weight you were or the size you are that

5:45

it was pretty drastic and I was cracking

5:47

up like I posted something From the eBay Motor

5:49

Shoot like, you know buddy over a year ago,

5:51

and you're like God. I was so fat I'm

5:58

sure Ryan will be able to find some pics here But

6:00

pop some side-by-side picks up it's truly

6:02

amazing But I almost think you need

6:04

to respond to the allegation because they're

6:07

I'm reading some comments here, Ben There's

6:10

some people genuinely concerned for you, and they

6:12

think you're on drugs Oh, yeah,

6:14

like they're saying like I really hope Ben

6:16

hasn't doesn't have a cocaine problem I really

6:18

don't Ben doesn't have an Adderall problem I

6:20

had an Adderall problem I started looking like

6:22

that or back when I was on cocaine

6:24

like and I I see it and like

6:26

people are like Spiraling and I mean you

6:28

live a pretty wildlife You

6:31

know like other celebrities it wouldn't be that

6:33

far fetched of a thing to think okay

6:35

He's probably on and that's one of those

6:37

things That's also why you don't know him

6:39

personally like you know him personally so you

6:41

would be like Ben would never do cocaine

6:43

He was healthy like just cuz he got

6:45

a little bit skinnier, but you have like

6:47

the color to you normally when you yeah

6:49

It is interesting actually when I look at

6:51

it when I see people like faces slimmed

6:53

down I Who

6:56

is that? I

7:02

was chubby too. I mean I'm not saying that I

7:04

was not slim either like

7:06

goddamn look at my face You know I

7:08

have this conversation in a few months about

7:10

me because I just recently figured

7:13

out that don't fit into larges anymore You're

7:17

an XL We know

7:19

that for a while though Ryan, and you

7:21

just been running around where these little pipes

7:23

sure yeah I just thought you washed your

7:26

clothes on high heat. No. I don't know they

7:28

do they do seem to shrink a little bit

7:30

But there's no way that those are regulations You

7:33

know like this guy doesn't know how to do

7:35

laundry. He does a high heat everything shrunk on

7:37

him I just thought he wanted to show off

7:39

his muscles quad guy arm. What yeah,

7:41

yeah, I don't know about the whole belly

7:43

explanation then I love we're

7:45

so positive around here and so negative on each

7:47

other We're like you looking really good looking really

7:50

good I remember like I took my shirt off

7:52

the other day and then which I this is

7:54

a true statement Evan goes like Oh, Mike you

7:56

got you got a bit of a belly on

7:58

you know crackhead

8:00

belly yeah you got like you

8:02

got like your meth monsters out

8:04

you still love beer so you're

8:07

like and then and

8:10

then I've been yeah a little barrel

8:15

and then I'm just kidding now so aggressive

8:19

to say I'm yeah that first of all

8:22

that was like dick and then yeah Evans

8:25

like you got a bit of a belly on you Mike and then

8:28

Ben just like oh he

8:31

always has no he literally always has it's

8:33

not just now it's just a little bump

8:35

that's all it is a little bump four

8:37

to five months pregnant please

8:40

that's pretty far along

8:42

you're big belly can you still

8:47

see your toes when you look down then you're fine

8:49

that's what I heard that's when you gotta lay

8:51

off the burgers when you can't see your toes

8:54

toes I think you're a little far past I

8:56

know it's time no baby

8:58

you gotta be the nabi yeah dude

9:00

holy shit well it also depends on you stand you

9:02

know like if you lean over a

9:04

little bit I can still see my

9:06

toes yeah no so back to me

9:08

doing drugs no

9:11

I'm not on drugs I'm just unhealthy

9:13

like I'm just sick like

9:16

I have had I've explained it's like five

9:18

different times I feel like it's your diet

9:20

as in like you are sick but I

9:22

don't think that's why you're losing weight you're

9:24

losing weight to your your insanely steak rice

9:27

yeah but I

9:30

wouldn't be on that diet if I felt okay

9:32

right I think it's just cool to think like

9:34

if if other people were to go on that

9:36

same diet you know see both side go on

9:38

that diet I think they'd lose hell of a

9:40

yeah I know you would you would for sure

9:42

I don't necessarily like feel like I look malnourished

9:44

but then again I I feel like

9:46

it's like like I was like 170 and

9:49

I'm 145 and I feel like much smaller than

9:53

I should be so economy Gregor fought at 145

9:55

yes I can happen you can take

9:58

I think that's what I mean they I'm down

10:00

in weights when they don't feel like I don't

10:02

wait at least 10 pounds like he's a friggin

10:04

jack guy Yeah, maybe your connor grigor peak when

10:06

they have to like slim down and like lose

10:09

all that water weight right before the weigh-in They

10:11

go back though. Yeah, they do go back But

10:13

I almost feel like that's how I feel like

10:15

right now when they have to like fast and

10:17

lose all that water weight in like 24 hours

10:21

What's your set earlier though when we're all

10:23

like oh you look great? And then you pull

10:25

your shirt up, and we're making like a comment

10:27

like that dude I went golfing

10:29

with grandpa Ron the other day

10:31

and it was me grandpa Ron and then three

10:33

of his buddies and All three

10:35

of his other friends were like pretty much just

10:38

like him like pretty like witty But like savage

10:40

and the shit that they say and they are

10:42

just ruthless on each other and they're so savage

10:44

to each other You would think that they're all

10:46

enemies like they hate each other like they hate

10:48

each other But that's what the best of friends

10:51

do you can be a savage dude So like

10:53

one would hit a hit a good shot and

10:55

be like oh hey great shot Ron And then

10:57

and then the next shot would be bad, and

10:59

they'd be like you piece of shit you always

11:05

Golf course you loser But

11:08

I think you explained it in the wrong way though. It's

11:10

funny because they say that first then the next oh nice

11:12

shot Yeah, no it just goes

11:14

back and forth, and you're like what is going

11:16

on here you guys friends or yeah? It's so

11:19

funny when our grandma explains it because she's like

11:21

if me and my friends talk to each other like

11:23

that We would never talk again

11:26

That would be the end of it, but they

11:29

just that's the way they all talk to each

11:31

other It is a bunch of old men girls

11:33

are different dude like they will talk about like

11:35

oh Sarah said that I

11:38

could come to the party if I wanted to

11:40

like what how would I get by wanting if

11:42

I wanted to? She didn't even want me there

11:44

and yeah, they're like come over fuck me Go

11:47

do not come you are going to ruin the

11:49

party. It's like sick. All right. I'll be there

11:52

at three Party's

11:54

at three don't come it is funny

11:56

how that works though, but it it might

11:58

be a hostile work environment over here but it's

12:01

positive. I wouldn't change a thing. It's

12:03

a good balance. Ev, I

12:06

heard the other day that you just went ahead

12:08

and pissed off a Russian truck driver. Man,

12:11

the whole thing was, it was like

12:13

a movie that I was watching from

12:15

10 feet behind my own

12:17

self. I

12:20

woke up late, fuck. No.

12:23

I don't know what was it, like a

12:25

Tuesday or Wednesday? Yeah,

12:29

a random day of the week and I

12:31

had scheduled with Ryan to be at like,

12:33

I don't know, 8.30 in the morning, which

12:35

is relatively early for me to go. You

12:38

were supposed to be in DL. Yeah, be

12:40

in DL and I basically

12:42

woke up exactly when I needed to

12:44

leave. I hadn't messed up yet, I

12:46

just needed to go now. So

12:49

I jump out of bed, I'm throwing my clothes

12:52

on and Ben like, bangs on my door, opens

12:54

up and he's like, you need to get

12:56

to the farm and unload a truck.

12:58

I'm like, well, I kind of got

13:00

a deal going with Ryan already. He's

13:03

like, nah, I'll talk to Ryan. You're

13:05

good. Just go to the farm. Okay.

13:08

Pull into the farm and there's a

13:10

semi sitting there. So I fire up

13:13

this kid's gear, I'm ready to unload

13:15

it when this extremely Russian man

13:17

jumps out and just starts screaming at

13:19

me. And

13:21

we have the security camera footage of

13:24

this? He's still rubbing his eyes, his

13:26

hair is wild. Like I've basically been

13:28

awake for five minutes and I'm all

13:30

over the place. Y'all had some pretty

13:32

good time already. And

13:34

the problem is I can hardly understand

13:37

what he's saying because of his accent

13:39

and because he's just hollering. And

13:42

he's saying something along the lines of,

13:44

I've been here since 11 o'clock last

13:46

night and this is 8.39 the next morning. So

13:49

obviously he wasn't sitting there all

13:52

night and he's... And was he? Well, I

13:54

mean, we found out later. Yes, he indeed

13:56

was. He slept right there in the parking

13:58

lot. He's saying ah

14:01

you just was going off. There's No,

14:05

no bathroom. No running water. I

14:08

drive for 12 hours like these

14:14

Very animated with what he was I get

14:16

to the shop, and there's no way to

14:18

shit Yeah, no way to shit no water

14:21

You think he's going to like an actual

14:23

business and his place. He's like okay perfect.

14:25

It's it's about seven in the morning They

14:27

should be opening very soon doesn't happen till

14:29

10 And

14:31

I did feel bad because of the miscommunication, but

14:33

I don't know where that miscommunication was at I

14:35

mean, I do feel bad he had to sit

14:37

there, but I'm shit in the woods Don't want

14:40

to tell him that go shit in the water.

14:42

I'm sure you I'm sure you had to maybe

14:44

You can't hold it for that. What was he

14:46

doing? That's right because they we had some stuff

14:49

coming for the new shop And they just told

14:51

them that they needed it there ASAP because

14:53

we had our shop reveal But we didn't need

14:55

it like drive through the night stay overnight at

14:57

our shop like wait. I was great of him

15:00

I was a good worker and he deserves

15:02

better than to have So

15:06

after he hollers at me for a few

15:09

minutes he Opens

15:11

kind of just flings the door open on the

15:13

truck and Just

15:15

walks away and hops up in the cab. I'm

15:18

like all right. Well. I can take a

15:20

hint Time for me to unload this truck

15:22

Yeah, and I'm not the best forklifter with

15:25

the skid steer the forks are short And

15:27

the stuff was stacked in there crazy, and

15:29

I started busting the the lights out of

15:31

the back of his no no no no

15:36

No, but it was like It's

15:39

a personal truck ride around Stop

15:44

what's up? You can't hear because he's on the

15:46

left side of them. Yes. Well. It's like 20

15:48

foot shelving He's

15:52

doing these point fingers he's pointing Well

15:55

in a time we gotta listen to a little bit of

15:57

this I'm

16:00

gonna keep it. I'm gonna make

16:02

it a little more soft. Come

16:05

on, do it. You're not even able to do it. You

16:08

got it here, I'm climbing over here. You're not

16:10

even able to do it. And I'm not even able to

16:12

do it. So

16:17

you started unloading this thing with the skid steer? How

16:19

they stacked it on the pallets was goofy. The

16:21

pallet was half the size of like the beams

16:24

that were on it. And it wasn't centered, it

16:26

was off to the side. So when you went

16:28

to pick it up, all the weight was

16:30

on the other end. You needed like 20 foot forks.

16:33

You needed the extension. Which we had, but

16:35

they were like bigger than the space in

16:37

the pallet. Either way... So what'd

16:39

you end up doing? The side of it.

16:41

Yeah. So yeah, basically I just had to

16:44

jump out and just do it old school

16:46

and just unload these 75 pound beams one

16:48

at a time for like a

16:50

half an hour while he sat in the truck. What

16:53

was Buddy doing? Well the funniest

16:55

thing was he seemed awfully upset when he

16:57

got up in the truck. But

16:59

after I unloaded it on the very last piece, I

17:01

mean I smashed my finger. I was bleeding a little

17:03

bit, whatever. And he came out

17:06

happier than a pig in shit. Oh,

17:08

I think you unload him back there.

17:10

Whatever, going on. Then he

17:12

was in a better mood. And the craziest part is when

17:14

he jumped in, was in a hurry to get out. He

17:16

parked at the end of the road and slept for five

17:18

hours. At the end of the... Farm

17:21

road? Pulled off in the gravel and... He

17:24

probably didn't get any sleep the night before. Why? Why

17:26

did he get sleep the night before? Yeah. Probably

17:29

terrified. The whole thing was just so bizarre.

17:32

I just left bleeding and sweaty wondering what

17:34

just happened. And then the whole time you're

17:36

doing that, I'm calling you like, where the

17:38

fuck are you? Because Justin and I are

17:40

waiting in DL. Yeah, I guess

17:43

I was so distracted from him that I totally

17:45

forgot. Why I thought Bennett maybe smoothed

17:47

it over, but yep, go. I figured

17:49

that you would just show up unloading it and be

17:51

about a three minute ordeal. Never is.

17:54

Not an entire 20 minute podcast

17:56

segment out of it. Just hand

17:58

unloading everything. For

18:00

unload it'll take three minutes, but you schedule ten

18:02

minutes. I just love an hour of hours So

18:05

he basically was upset because he had to stay

18:07

overnight with no amenities But I just love the

18:09

idea of you rolling out of bed You

18:12

know like I remember you telling me that you roll out of

18:14

bed and five minutes later. You're getting yelled at Well,

18:18

I got a call at like 8 30

18:21

from dispatch and they were like hey The

18:23

truck just got there, so if you want to

18:25

you know have somebody unload it. I was like

18:27

okay great Well, I'm editing right now, so I'll

18:29

go and talk to Evan I'm sure he'll be

18:31

able to do it and little did

18:33

I know that he'd been there for 12 hours Did

18:37

I can't imagine what that guy was calling

18:39

dispatch saying? What

18:42

do you where'd you send me? Well cuz

18:44

if you haven't ever been around here before

18:46

you you get off the interstate Like

18:49

an hour and a half from here And then

18:51

the farther you drive you think

18:53

you're just gonna eventually come across

18:55

something And then it just

18:57

gets more and more rural so I'm sure he's like

18:59

I'm gonna stop at a gas station Eventually,

19:01

and he gets through and he's like okay I'm

19:04

45 minutes away And then the

19:06

only thing between is the freaking cormorant store

19:08

and I think he referred to the cormorant

19:10

store as a truck stop I

19:13

went to the truck stop and it was closed what

19:15

a shitty truck stop Yeah,

19:18

not exactly a truck stop buddy. Yeah, we

19:20

need to have cora be more Commercial

19:22

truck friendly have them put a truck

19:24

stop in town many flying J Right

19:28

the flying like a movie loves in town I

19:30

could see Mike opening up a truck stop I

19:32

could see that too Mike's truck stop a couple

19:34

slot machines in the back It's actually a really

19:36

good name. I'm like into it, but I don't

19:38

know if I'm ready to be that rich Yeah,

19:42

Mike, I'm sure once you open it up, but you're

19:44

not gonna know what to do with all the money

19:46

flying in a cormorant truck stop I When

19:50

Mike's building the truck stop he's like already

19:52

talking to like he's how rich Yeah,

19:56

I just don't know like what I'm gonna do with all this

19:58

and then I would evolve it would be so a destination

20:00

before you know it would be a mall

20:02

then it would be like its own small

20:05

town all started as Mike's Travel Plaza call

20:07

it Mike's yeah the towns is

20:09

Mike's Got billboards for like

20:11

a hundred miles before like make a stop

20:13

at Mike But the nice part about it

20:15

is everything in town is Mike

20:18

owned so Mike owns it But he doesn't

20:20

charge anyone for it because it's just all

20:22

of his own stuff And he just wants

20:24

to just share it with other people now

20:26

that sounds a lot of lame I

20:28

could see it though. Would you incorporate the corner mini

20:30

golf? Yeah, we have a mini

20:33

golf in in cormorant. It's

20:35

actually pretty it's pretty elaborate.

20:37

I've golf there once or twice reckless

20:39

golfing five Mini

20:42

car will be pretty good. Yeah, cormorant is a

20:44

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20:46

never know what you're gonna get Most

20:49

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20:51

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20:53

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20:55

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20:59

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21:01

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21:06

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23:26

up on the Iron Range. We went and rode snowmobiles

23:28

when it was 70 degrees and Evan

23:31

dressed up as a pimp. Nothing

23:34

more fitting. And I have never seen

23:36

people be so welcoming to a pimp

23:39

up on the Iron Range. Dude, it wasn't

23:41

a real one. You sure looked like a

23:43

real one. Yeah, you did. When you roll

23:45

open the El Camino, the sub's just bumping.

23:47

It's like I was in the Sprinter van

23:49

ahead of you and I could feel your

23:52

subs in a whole other car. It was

23:54

just a bzz, bzz, bzz. Hop out. You're

23:56

standing on the roof of it now. There's a crowd

23:58

around you. The natural entertainer

24:00

Evan as your mom even sit As your

24:03

mom said it was pretty crazy when it

24:05

when it's all happening it's a super fun

24:07

yeah you know it's all last like everyone

24:09

stoked by. like looking back it it it's

24:11

pretty crazy and yeah pretty bizarre. Imagine not

24:14

knowing who you are in need to see

24:16

you soon as I think there were plenty

24:18

of people that did it. Have a complex

24:20

problem maybe an older crowd that didn't know

24:23

who we are assisted standing on top of

24:25

a red El Camino and twenty four it's

24:27

gold wheel with up with purple robe on

24:29

and. As the end and best buddy in

24:31

a red wine is headed out and as

24:33

a lot of fun it was so strange

24:35

writing so bills when and seventy five degrees

24:38

out how to carnage. I wish you could

24:40

ride so bills and seventy degrees all the

24:42

time because damn it be so fun when

24:44

my has a nice guy at a rapid

24:46

cold or a better yeah you do hop

24:48

off you're soaking wet and it doesn't suck

24:50

cause you're not freezing. There was tossed out

24:52

because like I had on the open robe

24:54

and then just chest protector but I was

24:56

this taken just pelted like it hurt with

24:58

the test of sex or on heard yelling.

25:00

Of I ran the same set up with

25:02

no chest protector. The same Sunbirds is the

25:04

same alphabet soup. I'd been a success and

25:06

we saw it hurt bad as I was.

25:08

yeah I'd where I put a shirt on

25:11

for the second he. I'll admit that I

25:13

do. We talk about your guys a sunburn

25:15

dude. I've never agree that now mean I've

25:17

never seen Skyn that pink and even doubled

25:19

down on the sunscreen. I went wrong I

25:21

didn't I don't mess with the sun saying

25:23

that. ever prose of you are going to

25:26

tell me you did not ask that nice

25:28

lady to time for sunscreen. I'm going. To

25:30

tell you that. And. I didn't ask.

25:32

I'm not here to see rapid see this

25:34

before and I'll say wire. The discrepancy is

25:36

I'm from what I've heard and seen. His.

25:39

I think. Every might have been

25:41

over served by himself. As

25:45

it's I'm not serve is the the best judge

25:47

of what actually happened that day. Federal if you

25:49

went up there are was he was the see

25:51

the to thought I'd. Let

25:55

me let me explain. Odd. That

25:57

the be the start of this story actually are.

26:00

So where in Florida is Mike? He just said

26:02

I down there for their freedom five hundred race.

26:04

we ended up like move in our flight up

26:06

on Sunday mornings is want to get back and

26:08

film a couple things so. We. Are

26:10

has like a seven am flight out of

26:13

Tampa. I mean we fly a lot so

26:15

we're pretty down to like Cheers when we

26:17

have to show up. If we have bags

26:19

a couple minutes beforehand and they down to

26:21

just like or it get through, get on

26:23

the airplane. no time wasted. specialist like super

26:25

early like that. We. Get to tap airport

26:27

at like five forty five flights at seven

26:30

thirty a good we walk inside it was

26:32

the busiest airport I've ever seen. Those lines

26:34

and way to mind before you could stand

26:36

everybody was saying is wasn't just as being

26:38

overwhelmed me was literally the care and being

26:41

like oh my god I have a cast

26:43

of flight never on the site. So.

26:45

Do we were all when i am

26:47

reminded that same boat as like now

26:49

inside of the that you are that

26:51

like what are these other people doing

26:54

a yacht fly as as the honoria

26:56

whole it was you two words and

26:58

says he says i try so we

27:00

end up but hidden like to see

27:02

a say myself ten a ryan have

27:04

t s a pretax which is like.

27:07

If you're not familiar with flying, it's

27:09

it's you. Basically just like go into

27:11

this random office. And. They

27:13

say that you are worthy of.

27:15

Like. Getting pushed through T s a faster

27:17

because you're not a threat to the airport

27:19

as he sat back and of the i

27:21

think because of yeah tobacco tax they so

27:23

they give you that this little tart basically

27:26

or three ft as a pretext. are we

27:28

going at different London These guys Because these

27:30

guys have said that it's not any faster

27:32

time He really has not been until this

27:34

moment. Why I one hundred percent agree with

27:36

Cj. There are times that we go through

27:38

faster than Uganda and I did. Your dad

27:40

live on your own Adidas into you need

27:42

his job man that is thought to do

27:44

the whole process protect you. Don't do any.

27:46

I don't. I know that after this

27:48

one time in like three years we

27:50

got burned by like two minutes. and

27:53

we're just never going to hear the end of

27:55

how stupid we were from our library tell actually

27:57

of this i've been telling you this area with

27:59

us or so Anyway, us three get through and

28:01

then the rest of these guys are at the back of

28:03

the TSA line and We

28:05

get on the airplane. They close the

28:07

doors these guys didn't make the flight, right? So

28:10

you have to go and get a new flight and

28:12

usually they can like get you out that day Well

28:14

CJ gets on that flight and he was the last

28:16

one to get the last open seat. When I called

28:18

they had one First-class left and

28:20

I was the one on the phone But I

28:22

was calling for me and Mike like we have

28:25

one ticket on first and I'm like I

28:27

really like to keep both of

28:29

the he's like whatever both both

28:32

They had a few generals, but he was

28:34

like, I'm not riding general Not

28:38

only like I really wanted first-class I have

28:40

never been there before I don't know what

28:42

that's like But I couldn't I couldn't just

28:44

ditch Mike like that. Good guy. I heard

28:46

a see well So CJ gets on the

28:48

next flight and then Mike and Evan get

28:51

basically pushed to the day They basically

28:53

went on vacation in Florida for a little bit

28:55

We could have got home that day But it

28:57

would have turned into like I'm pretty sure

28:59

like 12 hours of flying all around 16

29:02

hours You're at home Total could

29:04

have booked a flight on a different airline and

29:06

gotten home the same we wouldn't yeah But it

29:08

would have like not even been the same day

29:10

I would either way we would have saved like

29:13

six hours but spent the whole day flying instead

29:15

of sitting by the pool drinking And

29:18

that's exactly what they did dude I was so confused

29:20

because I was checking find my friends to figure out

29:22

where you guys were and you were still in the

29:24

airport I go they don't fly out till tomorrow. What

29:26

are they doing in the airport? Why

29:28

didn't all the Tampa Airport has a pool? Well,

29:30

and we did know that like we could

29:33

probably save money on the hotel by leaving

29:35

the airport, you know Seven a.m. Flight

29:37

the next morning. We wanted no chance that we

29:39

could miss that flight Like we need to stay

29:41

at the airport. Yeah, no, I was still in

29:43

my sober kick So it didn't make it a

29:46

little harder. Evan is just getting swanked And

29:49

I'm like, you know, I'm right.

29:51

I'm enjoying the Sun So

29:53

yeah, Mike Mike is probably a better judge

29:55

of how many times he asked. Yeah sunscreen

29:57

then it is crazy When you are sober,

29:59

you just Remember everything I

30:02

am so down for you to play this

30:04

card But you so certainly you sunscreen two

30:07

times from that lady we talked to her all

30:09

day. I did use sunscreen two times You

30:18

didn't ask that lady two times for

30:20

sunscreen no I did not I

30:23

only asked for it once Oh my

30:25

god, no you are you what is

30:27

wrong with you? What is wrong with

30:29

I only asked for it once But

30:31

I used it twice yeah I

30:34

would okay wrong with you my but

30:36

I gotta tell the story great lawyer.

30:38

You know that sure Literal

30:43

I didn't ask for it. She gave it to me. Yes

30:46

a good time. I just walked up put

30:48

my hand out I hear you yeah, I

30:50

didn't say anything so legally I didn't ask

30:53

twice Oh, yeah, I've ever been so drunk

30:56

and I never said that either. He said that you

30:58

were so drunk But

31:05

basically the night before like I knew we had an early

31:07

flight We had to we had to go leave for the

31:09

airport at like 430 I think

31:11

I made it to bed by about 230 so like just

31:13

didn't have much sleep But once I found

31:16

out we were locking in a hotel room and

31:18

weren't flight wasn't till tomorrow I'm like I I

31:20

gotta take a nap. I gotta take a nap

31:23

Evans. I would know nap no nap no nap,

31:25

bro Let's just like have a day and then

31:27

like let's go to bed super early and I'm

31:29

like dude I gotta take a nap and I'm

31:31

like alright if we're we're sitting in the hotel

31:33

room like let's go down to the pool And

31:35

I'm like laying there, and I fall asleep at

31:38

the pool, and I'm like dude I'm getting fried

31:40

man, and then this chick sitting next

31:42

to us is like oh my gosh You do

31:44

need some sunscreen bad So then I put sunscreen

31:46

over the parts that were exposed from the race

31:48

so just my forearms And my neck

31:51

and my ears that's it pretty

31:53

pretty evidence like dude, so cheeto,

31:55

bro Yeah,

32:00

you're like wow on screen helmets. Yeah,

32:02

I'm like on a padding Rockers

32:05

of the song so then I was just like

32:07

I was like somewhat You know peer pressured into

32:09

not using it so I was like dude I'm just

32:11

using it on the parts that already burnt and

32:14

I'm sitting there and then everyone's just

32:16

like damn dude you are looking So

32:18

sunburn right now, dude I

32:20

really think I got to get out of

32:22

the Sun or at least put some more sunscreen

32:24

on and you're like well Definitely not the second one So

32:29

then I'm like I gotta ask this lady for

32:31

some more sunscreen Sneaking

32:34

off because he was afraid of getting Hey,

32:38

I gotta just run to the bathroom again.

32:40

It's like it's in the pool Bathrooms

32:44

are there's a pool right there just hop

32:46

in and pee in it So

32:50

then yeah, it was just one of

32:52

those that Florida Sun that wasn't like a 12 UV Or

32:55

I don't know. I was like a 10 UV. I

32:57

don't know but I got to assume a Quarter

33:01

mile each direction. They're being concrete can't

33:03

help you hot No,

33:06

no, no breeze just hot not a

33:08

cloud up there I can't think of

33:10

many less appetizing places to

33:12

lay out in the Sun Then

33:14

at the hotel airport if you didn't look

33:16

around if you just looked at the pool

33:19

It was great. If you looked around at

33:21

all. It was like just yeah, literally airplanes

33:24

and and carriers Luggage in

33:26

the hotel or was it in the airport? It

33:28

was like on the roof of the airport because

33:30

the hotel went up higher than the airport So

33:33

the pool I think technically was like

33:35

third floor or something like interesting. It

33:37

was nice little bar Right we got and that's

33:39

you know, that's interesting Interesting

33:42

you said that about uh, the concrete

33:44

because the only other time I've gotten

33:46

a nasty sunburn like that No

33:48

sunscreen walking in Florida in like the concrete like

33:51

in the city not on the beach But it's

33:53

good coming into summer got it out of the

33:55

way now. We got a good base. Yeah again

33:57

It's a little bit like he's like You're

34:00

all of skinny, tan's easy, no sunscreen.

34:02

Yeah, I think I look like an

34:04

olive. Olive, you kinda built like an

34:06

olive. Oh, yeah. Kinda are. Kinda are.

34:09

Yeah, I'm glad to be back home. It's

34:17

getting nice outside. Yeah, we're going to

34:19

film though. I can handle the sun. We're going back

34:21

to Florida tomorrow. Sorry,

34:23

this podcast ain't. Are we going to Florida

34:26

tomorrow? No, we're going to Florida tomorrow. I didn't know

34:28

when the podcast came. Dude, all the time. Where are

34:30

you going? I thought Talladega was in Florida. Wait,

34:33

it's not. Talladega's not in Florida? No. No

34:35

way. I thought it was

34:38

too. Atlanta, isn't it? Yeah. Alabama. OK,

34:41

I am 10 times more pumped to

34:43

go to Alabama. Never been there yet. Same.

34:45

First timer. It's apparently kind of in the

34:47

middle of nowhere. So we're going to NASCAR.

34:49

We're going to Talladega. And it's

34:51

going to be electric. So by the

34:53

time this podcast releases, one of us

34:56

could be in Alabama jail.

34:59

Yeah. Be what? Yeah, in theory, yeah. In

35:01

Alabama jail. At the time, this podcast releases. Hell,

35:03

I could be behind the wheel of a real

35:05

NASCAR. I mean, by that point, it'd be one.

35:08

And then Alabama. It'd probably have bailed you out

35:10

unless you did something really bad. I mean, if

35:12

Mike walked up wearing that, they'd be like, oh,

35:14

a driver's here. You drive, bro? Oh

35:16

my god. I'm so excited. But yeah, I thought

35:19

it was in Florida as well. It's going to

35:21

be so much fun. We're going to be probably

35:24

somewhere in the pits and just rowdy

35:26

with the NASCAR fans. Yeah, I

35:28

want to get the only drunk. I want

35:30

to get the true NASCAR experience. Cut off

35:32

jeans, cut off sleeves. I got

35:34

to get my mullet freshened up. You can't

35:37

just cut off a fresh pair of jeans.

35:39

And that's like going to the country fest

35:41

and buying a brand new cowboy hat and

35:43

brand new boots. You got to dig deep,

35:45

like the oil stain. Maybe

35:47

borrow something from Gavin, from Big Wrench's

35:49

wardrobe. I got something. Because

35:52

they can spot an imposter. Those NASCAR people, I think

35:54

they take their sport pretty seriously. So what are you

35:56

going to wear, Evan? Probably

35:58

like a dirt bike shirt. Just like keep it true

36:00

to what I'd wear every other day not try to Fit

36:04

in okay. Who you guys cheering

36:06

for? Dude

36:11

I don't know a single person that'll be

36:13

on that anyone I think Then

36:17

who's the guy that you hate the NASCAR Oh

36:19

Kyle Bush. Yeah, I'll tell you I'm not

36:23

I'm cheering on anyone who's got a Budweiser

36:25

car Cigarettes

36:30

still sponsor NASCAR. I'd like the route for a

36:32

marble car Seems

36:34

like the right thing to do. I don't know

36:37

if cigarettes can really sponsor much

36:39

anymore No, that's what I mean.

36:41

I think I think I heard that but it

36:43

is crazy like can boot booze can sponsor still

36:45

Yeah, I'm not a fan of cigarettes, but really

36:47

what's the difference booze? I'm not a fan of

36:50

cigarettes, but they have rights It's

36:53

NASCAR. It's not like Not

36:55

like it was not like the

36:57

kindergarten Christmas carols or something. I don't know

36:59

what's up It's NASCAR. All right, if you

37:02

were gonna drive a NASCAR who are your

37:04

top five sponsors? to

37:06

turn Tony Probably blue chews

37:09

or Viagra something along those lines. Okay. Yep.

37:11

I'm gonna need a good dispensary behind me

37:14

Wonder bread and Wait

37:21

at knees over DC That's

37:24

a toss-up honestly, I'll see who wants to hook

37:26

it up. You'll follow the money there Yeah, either

37:28

way I think they're they're both real quality footwear

37:30

that boy is gonna be out there in first

37:32

place and accidentally slam on the brakes because he's

37:34

wearing It's fat at knees and

37:36

they don't know big. Yeah, they don't really okay

37:38

Just on the gas for the record the at

37:41

knees are the slim ones the DC's of the

37:43

fatty. Yeah fat tongue Yeah, yeah, the DC's those

37:45

might get stuck under a pedal See

37:53

a couple of shoes come out the

37:55

window. I'm running a barefoot boy That

38:01

boy sure does love his DC's. I

38:03

think my title sponsor would be Johnsonville

38:05

Meats. I think they actually do. Hot

38:07

dogs. I think they do. Oscar

38:10

Meyer. Ken, who's sponsoring your

38:12

NASCAR? Loon.

38:15

Loon, babe. Loon, Elon, Svedka. Titos.

38:21

Fuck Titos. Okay. All right, so

38:23

Ken's driving the Titos. That's

38:25

your title sponsor as well. Who else you got? Lulu

38:31

Lemon. Yeah. Oh,

38:36

Menards. That'd

38:39

be a pretty good one. I'd drive

38:41

for them. Why Menards? I don't know.

38:43

I think they already sponsor somebody. Yeah,

38:45

they sponsor a couple. Doesn't mean they

38:47

won't sponsor Ken. Yeah, they're always expanding.

38:50

They've got locations everywhere. Dude, I can't

38:52

imagine that sponsoring a NASCAR is cheap,

38:55

even in the slightest. Like for like a title

38:57

sponsorship like that. How much does that do? I

39:00

don't know. Maybe we should do it. I mean, it

39:02

gives you brand recognition, I guess. Funny story back in

39:04

the day, if you've been following us for a really

39:06

long time, you remember when we had a race products,

39:09

car cleaning product brand? One

39:12

of the million Ken's, one of the partners we worked

39:14

with, he wanted us to sponsor like a B. It's

39:16

like the top level NASCAR and

39:18

then the second level we were going

39:20

to sponsor one. It was like a little tiny.

39:22

Remember that? He was all gone home. It was

39:24

a bunch of money. How much was it? I

39:26

don't know, but how much is it for a

39:28

title sponsor? Let me take some guesses from the

39:30

crowd. Dude, you basically have to like fund their

39:32

race season to be the title sponsor. It's got

39:34

to be like a million bucks. Primary

39:37

sponsors. Primary sponsor per race or per

39:39

season? For a season. Two million, 2.5

39:41

million. I'd probably

39:43

five or seven. Eight million. I'm going

39:45

to say one million. If it's like

39:48

Budweiser sponsoring Dale, I'm going higher. Two

39:50

years you've sponsored one driver before a third.

39:53

Ten million. Ten million. I've been running.

39:55

I'm going to say five, but I know I'm way

39:57

low. I'm just doing the whole

39:59

price is right thing. 2.5

40:01

and 1 penny. 35 million. Holy. I mean

40:04

you look at how many eyeballs are on

40:06

NASCAR. Do you think you could almost start

40:08

your own NASCAR circuit for that amount of

40:10

money? Yeah, but then you don't have the

40:12

good drivers. How much was Dale Earnhardt getting?

40:14

Are they even that good? I feel

40:17

like you're getting from Budweiser. I've always thought those

40:19

guys just got put in the right place at

40:21

the right time. I feel like you don't respect

40:24

NASCAR. I feel

40:27

like you don't respect the oval

40:29

racing in general. Well, you'd probably

40:31

be correct. You don't. Every time

40:33

I try to like,

40:35

for instance, on the Freedom 500,

40:37

I'm like, there's so much

40:39

more than just turning left and pressing

40:42

the gas. I'm like, there's strategy and

40:44

it seems like all these guys know

40:46

racing and you always come, no, no,

40:48

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

40:50

no. I think they're doing a lot

40:52

more. No, that's a little. I'm like,

40:54

they're drafting. They have tech. There's a

40:56

strategy to it. No, I'm not saying

40:58

that. I'm not saying that there's not

41:00

a ton of strategy. I mean, it's all about the line. No,

41:02

there's a ton there.

41:05

I'm comparing it to any physical sport.

41:07

It's almost more like a mental sport

41:10

to race cars on an oval or dirt

41:12

bikes or anything you race on an oval. Like I've done

41:14

plenty of dirt bikes on an oval. It's like

41:16

my least favorite thing to race, but it's, it's

41:18

like more mental. It's lines. It's, it's thinking

41:21

where like other sports might just be like brute

41:23

strength or I don't know, it's just in

41:25

a different way. So do I think they're

41:27

like the best impressive athletes? No, like they

41:29

certainly are masters of their craft, but I

41:31

think that maybe anybody could you put Micah

41:33

behind a NASCAR or let them run around

41:35

a circle for, you wouldn't do good. You

41:37

wouldn't be able to compete. 50

41:39

hours in how many times did those guys

41:42

go around the circle? Anyone could do it,

41:44

I don't think that Micah could ever make

41:46

it in the NFL, but he could make

41:48

it being an NASCAR driver. That's what

41:50

I'm saying. I'm talking to be anybody. Yeah.

41:52

I mean, anybody could do it around the

41:54

thing, but to actually be fast and competitive,

41:57

but you don't have to be physically like

41:59

whatever. What I'm saying is, is anybody could get

42:01

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42:03

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Right, right, right. You're saying from a physical standpoint,

45:09

it doesn't matter what your body shape is. I

45:11

mean a little bit. As far as, I mean,

45:13

they're training pretty hard. And I know they sweat

45:15

and they're like dying after a race. It's so

45:17

fucking hot in there, dude. I get all that.

45:19

I'm just saying none of us are

45:21

ever gonna be an MMA fighter, but I think

45:23

one of us debatably could maybe

45:25

do all right at a race with enough practice.

45:27

I'd agree with that. In theory, if you had

45:30

the funding behind you, you could

45:32

probably, that'd be one of your best shots versus

45:35

going to the NFL and all that. I agree

45:37

with that. But, and I wasn't

45:39

saying that you weren't saying that, because it just

45:41

seemed like I would always say there's strategy and

45:43

you go, no, no, no. They're just driving out

45:45

there, bumping into each other. You said that. And

45:47

I was trying to make you guys sound better

45:50

too. I was like defending you too. I was

45:52

like, they're racing against real NASCAR guys who like,

45:54

they have technique. They know how to race. There's

45:56

so much more to it than just pressing the

45:58

gas and turning left. Maybe what

46:00

I meant was because there was so much

46:03

bumping and stuff that there were more position

46:05

changes because people were bumping than actually being

46:07

smart not that there weren't people being smart,

46:09

but I think most of the shakeups and

46:11

positions were always because of Nonsense

46:14

maybe in that race, but when it comes to

46:16

NASCAR I think there's a ton of strategy when

46:18

we're walking around the pits at the race this

46:20

weekend Even though this isn't even out yet one

46:22

of the drivers walks up to Evan and punches him

46:25

square in the face I think you could do this

46:28

I hope there's a fight if

46:30

Kyle Bush comes and punches you in the face. I'll hop in

46:32

and and punch

46:34

me in the face as well Kyle

46:39

Bush walks up and punches Evan in the face.

46:42

It'll be because he mistook him for you Would

46:45

you be honored and talking shit about that guy

46:47

for like three years now publicly? Yeah, I don't

46:49

really know I don't have like that much of

46:51

a reason Three

46:54

years bro. Yeah, it just feels right at this

46:56

point. I have done too much can't go back

46:58

on that Well, yeah, I mean there's definitely no

47:00

taking it back like you guys aren't like out

47:02

of everyone. You're never gonna be friends How

47:05

does it feel to have a public beef your

47:07

first public? I'm pretty sure for a

47:09

public beef. He would have to know about

47:11

it Maybe

47:15

he does he's just like playing that card Get

47:18

under his skin like everyone sends these No,

47:21

who is this kid and what's his problem with me?

47:23

I'm like, I don't really know man. We just got

47:25

a problem I don't know. He must be a big

47:28

deal. He's sitting at the center of the podcast. I

47:31

Don't know. It looks like he's withering away Yeah,

47:37

I'm excited for that I'm also excited to go

47:41

and film this Hunicorn that'll be yeah,

47:43

we haven't said that I guess I

47:45

guess we can talk about it. Yeah,

47:47

we got this one of one Hunicorn

47:49

replica of like the most legendary 1965

47:53

Mustang that Ken Block drove in

47:56

Gymkhana 7, I believe it was so

47:58

this the story behind it is I

48:00

was scrolling Facebook marketplace and I came

48:02

across this listing of the Hoonicorn replica

48:04

and I sent it to our friend

48:06

Jake And I was like Jake you're

48:09

the biggest Mustang guy I know you need to

48:11

buy this car and he was like brother

48:13

if I could justify spending that much

48:15

right now I would because that is

48:17

the most legendary car I've ever seen

48:19

but Can't make

48:22

sense of it. And then I sent it to the boys and

48:24

I was like, alright boys hear me out I

48:26

know this is way too much

48:29

money for us to comfortably spend but

48:32

we should do it and somehow I convinced you guys

48:34

No, I don't think you convinced anyone. I think everyone

48:36

said yeah, didn't they? Well,

48:40

we talked about it for like two days two

48:42

days it was just it was a price of

48:44

it was so much money It was 75 grand

48:46

that we yeah, we were just that was so

48:48

out of our wheelhouse I don't

48:50

think it's worth 75 grand is the problem

48:52

but to us it is Potentially

48:55

worth that much if we can get enough videos out

48:57

of it and also it's just cool we

48:59

seem to have this knack for picking

49:02

up replica fake vehicles and

49:06

Yeah, and then it sold actually. Yeah,

49:08

then that's more like The

49:12

guy will give you full price for

49:14

and then he basically switch Yeah, it

49:16

ended up working out pretty good because

49:18

we had basically committed to buying it.

49:21

We're like, alright, let's just do it I'll tell the

49:23

guy that will will take it for the he wanted

49:25

like 75 and I was gonna try and get

49:27

it for Like 70 I go to message

49:29

him and it says sold And

49:32

it's like when you're not that interested

49:34

in like a girl maybe and then she gets

49:37

like What

49:40

the heck so it was like one of

49:42

those and then I messaged the guy and I was like,

49:44

yo I don't know what this guy offered you that

49:46

you're selling it to but we'll give you full asking price

49:49

and we'll be there tomorrow with cash and he was like

49:52

Let me think about it and then I had to pull the

49:54

well It'll be enjoyed by millions of

49:57

people's on our YouTube channel and not sitting in

49:59

a showroom, Florida who was originally gonna

50:01

buy it and the guy was old the guy

50:03

was like okay I put all this time into

50:05

it I would rather see it enjoyed than just

50:07

sitting in collecting dust and so I'll

50:09

sell it to you guys if you're here tomorrow with cash

50:11

so we hopped on a flight the next morning 75 grand

50:15

and in a backpack flew out drove through

50:17

Detroit and picked it up pretty

50:19

awesome pretty awesome Detroit was 75 grand yeah

50:21

it was weird going like through airport and

50:23

stuff because you have to take it off

50:25

and put it you're like what if one

50:27

of these guys get sticky fingers like you

50:29

know that's checking everything but

50:32

it all was fine like CJ said probably

50:34

not worth 75 grand but for

50:37

us it was we you know we could

50:39

justify spending a little bit more cool it's

50:41

sick and everyone that I've shown it to

50:43

is like you got the

50:45

unicorn like everyone thinks it's real it's

50:47

that that I mean it's yeah

50:49

it's piece of art yeah it is it

50:51

but it's also like riding this like fine

50:53

balance of like trying to

50:55

respect like the original unicorn

50:57

because that thing is like so legendary

51:00

and the one that we have is

51:02

like nowhere even close to like the

51:04

quality or the horsepower and

51:06

just like capability capabilities in general

51:08

but like also the fact that

51:11

you know it's it's like that's a

51:13

retired car now and probably sitting in

51:15

a museum worth five million dollars somewhere

51:17

so it's like riding this like

51:19

fine line of like trying to be respectful

51:21

of that but also like I don't

51:23

know the crap out of it ripping it and like

51:25

enjoying it and like kind of doing you know

51:28

what anyone that would buy a

51:31

unicorn replica would want to do with it I think it's

51:33

what Ken would want it's

51:35

hard to say yeah

51:37

obviously try and be respectful of that too

51:39

because yeah we've looked up to Ken Block

51:41

for literally since we started our channel like

51:44

he's been such a huge inspiration to us

51:46

so it's like also kind of like a

51:48

like a memorial to him right I

51:50

think the biggest by reason was because

51:53

we love Ken Block yeah we just

51:55

bought it more so because we were

51:57

fans yeah and yeah it's just cool

51:59

so cool It's gonna look so insane

52:01

on the three posts or the four

52:03

post car lift Yeah, it's one of the most

52:05

like shocking vehicles of everything in person I look

52:07

at it and then I literally

52:09

started shaking the first time I'm you getting inside

52:12

and it feels brand new. It doesn't feel like

52:14

it's 60 years

52:16

old. Yeah, it is. It is crazy the quality

52:19

that the you know, the guy that built it when

52:21

we showed up He he was like

52:23

straight up like dusting the car off Like

52:26

he was that much of a perfectionist like he didn't want

52:28

it to be dusty And then when we went out we

52:30

did donuts in in the first time when we came back

52:32

and we showed him the video clip I couldn't believe he

52:34

was like, oh, I've never done that

52:36

with any of my cars. I can't believe you guys just

52:38

did that Dude

52:43

this is nothing. Yeah, so it will definitely

52:45

be enjoyed. That's for sure. Absolutely The

52:48

only real question is can it keep up with

52:50

the Miata? Well right

52:52

now it can motors currently blowing on

52:54

it build back bigger better Is

52:57

it worth building back or is it just worth

52:59

starting fresh in that case? Never we're starting fresh

53:02

Yeah, I never die. It is funny though because

53:04

like if any other vehicle

53:06

that cost us $3,000

53:09

blew up like that. Normally it wouldn't be worth

53:11

like we just chug it through the hassle of

53:13

like Fixing it and

53:15

putting something new in it and then like

53:18

making a video out of that But for

53:20

the Miata, it's got like this weird factor

53:22

to it that it's almost like its

53:24

own character in the videos Especially after it's

53:26

legendary Evan has made it His

53:29

daily driver. I love that Miata so

53:31

much Hey, you look good in it

53:33

too with the wink you look across the parking lot. It's

53:36

just sitting there smiling at you This

53:38

looks so happy all the time. But now now

53:40

it's blowed up one one

53:42

headlight open That

53:45

clap drop an oil all over the place So

53:48

Mike I hate to call you out like

53:50

this on the podcast But I haven't I

53:53

haven't had the chance to talk to you

53:55

about this in private You got to stop

53:58

posting clips on your Instagram story of

54:00

RC's doing something thinking that they're

54:02

real yeah that's a bad look

54:06

oh shit it was a multiple offense I think

54:08

you've done it twice now I

54:10

disagree you got RC

54:12

dude I'll take this

54:14

one on the chin I'll take this one on the

54:16

chin but it was only

54:18

once you let me tell

54:20

it I used to literally

54:23

be like I would get such

54:25

a kick out of the people who thought the RC

54:27

stuff that the monster truck was real and

54:30

we talked to Slim what was his response

54:32

when you were telling him I

54:35

don't know YouTube bro

54:37

it's an RC car with edit over noise

54:40

I don't know YouTube for

54:42

some context there's like Instagram

54:44

videos that are basically just shot

54:46

super cropped in and low on

54:49

an RC monster

54:51

truck doing something and then

54:53

they overlay real monster truck noises it's

54:56

this RC doing a triple backflip landing

54:58

and driving off and it looks the

55:01

way that it's shot like it's real

55:04

especially with the audio overlay so

55:06

that's what Mike was saying he used to

55:09

make fun of people that would

55:11

post that not necessarily publicly

55:13

or really to them I

55:16

was just behind their back I

55:18

just thought it was funny that people thought

55:20

it was real that's about

55:22

it that's my story

55:24

and was like yo this is

55:26

crazy and then got

55:28

the responses from basically everyone and they were like you know

55:30

this is an RC you dumbass and

55:33

I'm like noooo cause

55:36

I can never go back and

55:38

so I basically just quit laughing at people who thought they were

55:40

real cause they

55:42

caught me the real question is

55:45

is it worse to post is it worse

55:48

fucking Christ is

55:50

it worse to post the RC video is it

55:52

worse to post the video game that people

55:55

think is real I see this in great bike

55:57

clips or it's from whatever project

56:00

Watch Rocket, GP game, whatever. I've been telling those a

56:02

lot about TRXs. It'll show like a guy drag racing

56:04

and he flips over backwards. Oh, like a boy's like,

56:06

that's not real. Yeah.

56:08

I see that on Facebook all the

56:10

time, like old people sharing it and

56:12

commenting. It's like just so clearly a

56:14

video game. Like video games and just

56:16

graphics in general are getting so insane.

56:19

So like for instance, this like on

56:21

my Discover page, there's this guy who

56:23

just takes really amazing pictures of supercars

56:25

and it's like under these lights and stuff.

56:27

I followed him last night, but then like

56:30

I started seeing a couple more and

56:32

I'm pretty sure it's literally just a video

56:34

game. Like you know, you're maybe in, I

56:37

don't know, not Forza, but some kind of better

56:39

version of it. And then he's

56:41

just building the car, taking the picture, like

56:43

the screen grab, he uploads it and everyone thinks

56:45

it's real, but I'm pretty sure they're all

56:47

fake. And it's like, that's going to just happen

56:50

more and more as technology gets better. Dude,

56:52

it's tough out here because you got RC cars

56:54

that are looking real. You've got video games

56:56

that are getting more real. And I got like

56:58

AI, computer generated stuff. And now there's like

57:00

the whole, so some people when they upload stuff

57:02

to Instagram, they'll say AI generated, you know,

57:04

common courtesy, but you don't have to like, but

57:07

also then there's like people who don't say that it

57:09

is and people who think it's real. But yeah, I

57:11

just, there's this dude who's like super into cars and

57:13

he has some sick cars. Most

57:16

of his content is just AI generated

57:18

stuff. And like he's got, he has

57:20

hella followers from that. Like supercars driving

57:22

in the storm. What if AI

57:24

generated? And I'm like, some people probably don't read

57:26

the thing. They just see it because it's like,

57:28

holy shit, it looks real. Uh, like,

57:31

so I had this, we had this

57:33

call with a company that

57:35

so like now YouTubers, if you want, you

57:38

can pay a company and AI will

57:41

take your voice and take

57:43

your video and put it into Spanish or

57:46

whatever language you want. And then this

57:48

other company that's in relation will

57:51

then AI scan your video and

57:53

change your mouth to make

57:55

it look like it's talking. So that way

57:57

when you're talking in English, but it changes

57:59

the. I don't know what we should do

58:01

it just for yeah fun. No well you can

58:03

I'm Russian. They're gonna do one for free for

58:05

us We're not gonna post it, but I'm drunk.

58:08

It's just amazing like I was watching this and

58:10

you could barely tell the difference Like I know

58:12

mr. Beast is starting to do it when

58:14

I was sitting there watching it back I was

58:16

like holy shit like how fast AI

58:19

is moving and Like

58:21

it's only gonna get better So I'm saying like

58:23

squid game just came out which was a giant

58:25

production and they and they have they would have

58:27

had Yeah, they would have made them way better

58:29

to watch and they like showed examples of like

58:31

they took squid games and just converted it To

58:34

English, but it's crazy cuz it'll make the

58:36

voice will sound the same as mine for

58:38

my character It's interesting cuz you know you

58:41

look at India They

58:43

don't or Thailand or whatever, you know They

58:45

probably can't watch our videos because they wouldn't

58:47

understand what's going on But like with that

58:49

you're gonna they're gonna be able to watch

58:51

our videos and it will be enjoyable, too

58:53

It's not gonna be like right, you know,

58:56

we're talking and the things don't matter Yeah,

58:59

you're not because reading captions. No one's doing that

59:01

shit. Yeah Like everyone's

59:03

way too jaded You

59:05

know what what it should be like but general consensus

59:08

when you get on Netflix like there's this new show

59:10

they're pushing Oh, it's one of those It's

59:12

one of those where they they are talking

59:14

like it's in English, but it doesn't add

59:17

and then most people discredit. Yeah No

59:20

matter how good it is dude like for me it

59:22

was I couldn't watch squid games cuz I just didn't

59:24

want to do that It's a long time. I was

59:26

like, I don't want to read or listen deal

59:28

with that I was like, I don't know took me

59:30

a long time to watch it It just dude It

59:32

looks it's crazy if there was me or you or

59:35

whatever It looks like we can speak Spanish because your

59:37

mouth is doing all it's amazing make any sense of

59:39

my any language But you know going

59:41

back like I kind of got bamboozled

59:43

by these pictures at least for

59:45

you know Probably a couple hours. They post so

59:47

many. I was like, there's no fucking way like

59:50

and I started looking at it And but

59:52

anyways, uh, it's gonna happen more and more

59:54

people are gonna get RC card RC

1:00:00

car is the base level fun like if

1:00:02

they're falling for that RC

1:00:08

car is better because it's it's real life.

1:00:10

Yeah the video game one. I think is

1:00:12

it's still the worst Yeah, it is getting

1:00:14

better. But in 2024

1:00:18

now if you're falling for the video game

1:00:20

you're lacking there's this guy that I follow

1:00:22

on Instagram the Kaiser He's got like a

1:00:25

million all followers. We both do he's been

1:00:27

doing like credible Basically d generated cars he's

1:00:29

an ever yeah and like in the

1:00:31

case of this Mustang not real Yeah,

1:00:33

it's all just generated and it's funny

1:00:36

because people will just absolutely Shred

1:00:38

him apart because they think it's real. They're

1:00:40

like, I can't believe you do that to

1:00:43

a Mustang Yeah, like nice car

1:00:45

take off the JDM wheels raise it and put some

1:00:47

nice tires on it Like people will rip them apart

1:00:49

for these designs thinking that they're real and I'm like,

1:00:51

bro I said that one the other day and I

1:00:53

was like, this is so sick Figured

1:00:55

it was like fake but I was like we should make

1:00:58

that dude. That's what I mean I wish I wish he

1:01:00

could make these he does know I was gonna

1:01:02

say like that's a lot of you part He

1:01:04

started out rendering and he's like in my opinion

1:01:06

the best and then like, you know Companies

1:01:09

like Rocket Bunny and Liberty Walk are

1:01:11

literally asking him to make their next

1:01:13

kit It's so cool. Probably seeing that

1:01:15

stuff come to life. Yeah, I oftentimes

1:01:17

wonder too It's a little I guess

1:01:19

off topic. But if people like

1:01:22

look at our Instagram page

1:01:25

and they think that it's just one of those

1:01:27

like repost Instagram pages It probably looks that way

1:01:29

because we do so much random stuff. They're like,

1:01:31

there's no way that doesn't make any sense together

1:01:34

Why would they be doing something on

1:01:36

saw blade wheels? But but then the

1:01:39

next week they're front-flipping a mini truck

1:01:41

and then the week after that they're

1:01:43

driving an off-road Lamborghini I think

1:01:45

also it doesn't look like they're so random.

1:01:48

It doesn't really look like a Individuals

1:01:50

page either like there's no like normal like

1:01:52

just cheese in or whatever like we could

1:01:54

maybe post a group pick Yeah,

1:01:57

I guess we should we should I want better

1:01:59

about that But uh actual pictures of us

1:02:02

We are real humans here, but we don't really

1:02:05

take pictures of ourselves like there's something in the

1:02:07

garage It's like alright. We'll take a picture of

1:02:09

that So I know we'll be working with like

1:02:11

brands or some of these other places and they're

1:02:13

like could we get a group picture everyone? We're

1:02:15

like I think we have one from like 2020

1:02:19

when like everyone was in it cuz we're just

1:02:21

not really like we're not taking pictures of us

1:02:23

all together in one like

1:02:25

boy band style for the We

1:02:27

wouldn't did then after that but uh just so

1:02:30

we'd have some to give to them But yeah,

1:02:32

it's just not really our style like we're not

1:02:34

doing it cuz we were like oh Let's all

1:02:36

get our nice clothes on and like try to

1:02:38

look good You know it's just like someone was

1:02:40

doing something cool And maybe there's another

1:02:42

person in that picture with them, but to have all

1:02:44

of us is very rare We should

1:02:47

do like really awkward group photos. We did

1:02:52

I agree, but that one a lot of people would

1:02:54

probably look at and go like no, that's just that's just

1:02:56

you guys Shopping

1:02:59

car like that yeah, I got a ton

1:03:01

or I noticed a ton of comments on

1:03:03

the saw blade wheels that people thought it

1:03:06

was AI oh yeah, and then I started

1:03:08

looking at it with that mentality And I

1:03:10

guess I can kind of see how people

1:03:12

would think that like it looks completely it

1:03:15

doesn't look on yeah Yeah, you

1:03:17

were like ripping it so casually that it yeah

1:03:19

like all they had to do is AI if

1:03:21

it was AI They could have made me taller

1:03:25

You ever think sometimes your height helps you

1:03:27

with your riding ability on the dirt bike

1:03:29

Cuz you're not so like like you're able

1:03:31

to move around you have a lanky like

1:03:34

you know I think Possibly

1:03:37

yeah, probably I don't know if like for sure it

1:03:39

helps, but you're more for me I don't think it's

1:03:41

a disadvantage besides for me. We're touching the ground sometime

1:03:43

right yeah No, I don't know. I

1:03:45

swear like tall People long

1:03:47

legs and arms. They're always breaking

1:03:49

their arms and legs and stuff. There's a much

1:03:51

more breakable I think if anything maybe I'm able

1:03:54

to slide out of things a little better a

1:03:56

little more compact Or

1:03:58

an olive. I mean I remember when when we

1:04:00

had Levi LaValle on

1:04:02

our podcast and he said that

1:04:04

Travis Pastrana said to him,

1:04:17

I'm so jealous of the way that you're built.

1:04:19

You're built like a bowling ball. You can

1:04:21

just take crashes and fall so much better than

1:04:23

I can. You kind of

1:04:25

just feel like a bowling olive. A

1:04:29

bowling olive? Not

1:04:31

completely round, you know, you got a little bit

1:04:33

of form to you. You ever went with a

1:04:35

bowling olive? It's best for Roland.

1:04:37

Your looking all just been soaked in vodka.

1:04:40

That'd be the best way to try it. I think I'd get kicked out

1:04:42

of the lanes if I tried bowling with olives. You

1:04:45

think Ken would have a really low center of gravity

1:04:47

with the nuts hanging? He does have a low center

1:04:49

of gravity. It's like a stabilizing anchor. But

1:04:52

at times it starts swinging and then that's

1:04:54

when it gets out of like just lopsided.

1:04:56

Once they start swinging, there's so much momentum,

1:04:58

it's like how do you stop that? He

1:05:00

needs a counterbalance. It's like a milk in

1:05:02

the back of a truck or something. Yeah,

1:05:04

exactly. I don't like that

1:05:06

I use milk. Let's go

1:05:08

with gasoline. It's like gasoline in a truck,

1:05:10

you know. It's like full of Elmer's

1:05:13

glue going down in the interstate. Why

1:05:15

Elmer's glue? He's

1:05:17

just thinking of a white stick. Evan's like,

1:05:19

how else are you supposed to transport it?

1:05:21

What else do you think Ken's nuts? You

1:05:23

think Elmer's glue is in his nuts, Ev?

1:05:25

Something similar. Do they have

1:05:27

big glue trucks or do they only transport that when

1:05:29

it's like small? You know, like,

1:05:32

does... Yeah, I think they just

1:05:34

do it, right? Yeah, I think they just do it, right? And

1:05:36

then it just moves right to the bottle. Horse

1:05:38

hooves. The whole horse. Does

1:05:41

it go from the horse glue factory to

1:05:43

the glue factory? I envision a wood chipper

1:05:45

where a horse runs in one side and

1:05:47

a bunch of glue comes up. Elmer's

1:05:49

from the other end. This is

1:05:52

dark. He's asking questions that people need to

1:05:54

know, dude. Man, I do enjoy, like... So

1:05:56

we had Glenn up here and you guys

1:05:58

maybe heard of Glenn's scene. We

1:06:00

had Glenn bringing us another vehicle

1:06:03

over from Michigan and it's just such a

1:06:05

great time hanging with him And we're asking

1:06:07

him questions about he he's been milk trucking

1:06:09

lately. So yeah, they take in big tankers

1:06:11

He's like yeah You got to be really

1:06:13

careful because they don't put a baffle inside

1:06:15

the inside the tanks Because it

1:06:18

gets the milk moldy so the the milk sloshed

1:06:20

around a lot more and it really throws you

1:06:22

off So you could rear end somebody Yeah,

1:06:25

he was saying like if you're not careful It

1:06:28

the milk in that trailer will

1:06:30

move the truck like 10 or 12 feet I

1:06:32

think they'd make the trailer the size where you

1:06:34

would just fill it all the way 100% full

1:06:37

Well, then there's probably a weight restriction. That's what

1:06:40

I say make the trailer smaller so that it's

1:06:42

made to be The

1:06:44

vessel is 100% full. Yeah, does milk expand

1:06:47

Glenn was talking to me We

1:06:49

were talking about you know trucking and

1:06:51

how he wants to start up his own business and like, you

1:06:53

know You need to get this much money so you can buy

1:06:56

the truck and whatever I was like and I've

1:06:58

heard of rappers for some reason like

1:07:00

some rappers are like Investing in trucking

1:07:02

so like they have trucks, you know

1:07:04

And and I was like damn like that

1:07:06

kind of be I could see us getting into

1:07:09

the trucking world like like we invest in A

1:07:11

trucking business like we just get a couple trucks.

1:07:13

Maybe we partner with Glenn He's

1:07:15

driving making sure all that shit's going but

1:07:17

like I could see that seaboys trucking

1:07:19

I love that time you're going down the

1:07:21

interstate starts expanding seaboys trucking now Yeah,

1:07:23

I mean be viral clips of our truck

1:07:26

rip You

1:07:28

know the fastest trucking around dude, I

1:07:31

just demo derping The

1:07:33

issue is we would just be getting too high on

1:07:35

our own supply where they just be trucking our

1:07:37

own stuff Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know but that'd be

1:07:39

a benefit Though

1:07:41

you'd have these truckers and the trucks and

1:07:43

then you're also using Like

1:07:45

you'd have the trucks to haul our stuff which

1:07:47

we need but then we can also have them

1:07:50

doing other stuff on the side I think that

1:07:52

the most lucrative trucking is Like

1:07:54

the refrigeration trucking with when you're like

1:07:57

hauling like produce like that or probably

1:08:00

Maybe milk I'd imagine the most lucrative would

1:08:02

have to be like the ice ice

1:08:04

road trucking where there's like the highest stakes

1:08:06

like you Could fucking fall through that yes true.

1:08:08

Yeah, we probably be pretty good at that. Yeah

1:08:11

Evan in a truck and sent him across the

1:08:13

lake I was like do

1:08:15

we want to talk about this? Speaking of

1:08:17

which are we gonna talk about the viral

1:08:19

video that we somehow got

1:08:22

I'm gonna be a part of why I

1:08:24

figured we might watch it on a podcast.

1:08:26

What are you? Oh, yeah, let's do that

1:08:28

Oh, yeah, I haven't watched it yet. I

1:08:30

definitely haven't watched it either. Yeah, it's kind

1:08:32

of long We gotta get

1:08:34

buddy afresh. All right, so I think

1:08:37

we put this on so we've been

1:08:39

getting tagged in a YouTube

1:08:41

video it's basically a police

1:08:43

cam footage from Wisconsin

1:08:45

from Wisconsin They're chasing this this guy

1:08:47

in a pickup that's running from him. They

1:08:50

finally catch him He happened to go out on the on

1:08:52

the lake which happened to also be thin ice the cops

1:08:54

didn't want to go out and Then he

1:08:56

hops out they finally get him. He's

1:08:58

in the seaboys sweatshirt. It's like the

1:09:01

thumbnail thumbnail and

1:09:03

it's like Kind of getting a

1:09:05

lot of views because I think people maybe think

1:09:08

it's one of our thin ice Yeah, I mean

1:09:10

it does kind of like line up, but

1:09:12

I gotta read you guys some of these

1:09:14

comments I haven't seen this seaboys video yet

1:09:16

drunk driving on thin ice That

1:09:19

one was good, and then it's like this guy

1:09:21

really living life wide open But I almost feel

1:09:23

like we should send this guy another sweatshirt. Yeah,

1:09:25

Evan had a pretty funny point I

1:09:27

don't know if it's true or not, but he goes it

1:09:30

looks like the type of guy to just steal the sweatshirt Man

1:09:34

I am on buddy's side you seem like a nice

1:09:36

guy He just had a couple too many bush lights,

1:09:38

but yeah, he did look like maybe he

1:09:40

just grabbed it at a party It Was

1:09:44

it was a really interesting thing like getting asked

1:09:46

like oh, so what do you guys think about that?

1:09:48

Like what do you think about him being in that

1:09:51

sweatshirt? I'm like, you know yeah, I was like I

1:09:53

can't you know he's at the end of the day.

1:09:55

I do love that. He's he's a fan. I thought

1:09:57

it was cool Yeah, I was like I can't I

1:10:00

hope that he's like oh, so those are your

1:10:02

type of fans. No. No, this is just one

1:10:04

of them I just think that shows how big

1:10:08

Just the overall channel and brand has gotten yeah,

1:10:10

I've had it sent in so many different like

1:10:13

groups that I'm in between like my family

1:10:16

Like the business world the people that we

1:10:18

work with that are like not even from

1:10:20

this country and they're sending it to us

1:10:22

really, yeah, and then Like

1:10:24

just different friends too, but um, how

1:10:26

does that video end up in the

1:10:28

code blues hands? Where they're like, this

1:10:30

is something that we can like

1:10:33

post When that

1:10:35

footage just becomes I'm

1:10:38

pretty sure once the court stuff and everything I

1:10:40

think all of that if it's using court, so

1:10:42

man. Yeah, if it's using court, it's gotta like

1:10:45

come out eventually I don't know how they get the

1:10:47

right to like post it and probably make money off

1:10:49

their channel posting it Maybe a little gray, but right

1:10:52

this guy is basically just getting

1:10:54

like outed I almost wonder if

1:10:57

the video is getting some more views because it's

1:10:59

like in the thumbnail He's wearing the seaboys can't

1:11:01

hurt it Hey, I'm sure it's not hurting but

1:11:03

like it's also unfortunate that he got in rest

1:11:05

because now it's like maybe it wouldn't have popped

1:11:08

Off as much now. He's got like I don't

1:11:10

know how many views is got last I checked

1:11:12

It was like 300,000 so I mean it's like

1:11:15

quite a bit of view sounded like he already had

1:11:17

a DUI or two I mean that

1:11:19

like if you weren't in a public eye before

1:11:21

then to get a video your video being arrested

1:11:23

to get 400,000 views That's

1:11:25

I guess that makes sense why

1:11:27

like certain celebrities like when Zach

1:11:30

Ryan the country artist got

1:11:32

Pulled over he wouldn't give the cop his

1:11:35

address Cuz he was like I

1:11:37

have like, you know too many people showing

1:11:39

up to my house right now Like I don't feel

1:11:41

comfortable giving you my address, which is

1:11:43

he could have just given him He also knew

1:11:45

he wasn't doing nothing wrong. He wanted to mess

1:11:47

with that cop Like basically like he knew that

1:11:49

in the long run nothing was gonna

1:11:51

happen if you wanted, you know Yeah, well, I

1:11:53

guess that may be argument like people get people

1:11:56

get a hold of like a celebrities,

1:11:58

you know pull over And

1:12:00

then if it does get blasted

1:12:03

to the internet then you got the

1:12:05

celebrity saying where they live and and

1:12:07

like showing I guess They're they're

1:12:09

a person half but that happens all the time on those

1:12:11

cop videos and they literally just Spot

1:12:14

but either way that one didn't make a

1:12:16

whole lot of sense to me But I guess it

1:12:18

makes a little bit more if you look at it like

1:12:20

what uh, what do we think about our boy? Morgan, Wally

1:12:22

throwing a chair thought it was kind of

1:12:24

lame I would share He's

1:12:28

silly for that I mean you thought it was lame

1:12:30

of him to throw the chair. Yeah, man. I wish

1:12:32

I knew What's going on here? I

1:12:34

feel like I miss like that happened in the

1:12:36

last explain What happened let the liquor talk without

1:12:38

chunking chairs, you know I

1:12:43

think it's uh I think it's funny because it

1:12:46

just shows that he's like a degenerate and he's

1:12:48

still a degenerate like he always does things that

1:12:50

Like get him back in the news and like

1:12:52

that's what makes him more relatable and likable Like

1:12:54

I think that's funny. Do you think ruins likable

1:12:56

if they throw just like a random chair? Crowd

1:13:02

he just threw it like over the edge of the building.

1:13:04

I mean like Oh, yeah,

1:13:07

if there was like an old lady and some

1:13:09

kids walking on the sidewalk type of deal No,

1:13:11

it's like hit two police officers Like if it

1:13:13

would imagine you're some normal ass person enjoying your

1:13:15

day You're on vacation and nationally get hit by

1:13:17

a fucking chair that you could die Yeah, that's

1:13:20

not good. It will not be good. It was

1:13:22

it was like yeah I

1:13:26

guess I don't think they in the situation as a whole

1:13:29

I guess I have a different one with you a

1:13:31

rooftop bar like when I hear that I'm like damn

1:13:33

that whole thing's just pretty lame Like I feel like

1:13:36

Motley Crue would have thrown like a TV or something

1:13:38

and like throwing it Different I

1:13:40

think throwing a TV off is cooler than

1:13:42

throwing it just it takes more work Plastic

1:13:44

like a steel chair and I don't know

1:13:46

but either way I think it's just like

1:13:48

dude You could really guy at a college

1:13:50

bar could throw a chair. Yeah, I know

1:13:52

I'm gonna take the TV. That's a wall

1:13:55

Smash no, so like a TV is more

1:13:57

expensive than a chair like it's just like

1:13:59

it's more like I don't give a fuck

1:14:01

whereas like the chair is kind of

1:14:03

just like anybody could have thrown just kind

1:14:05

of idiot move But is this uh

1:14:07

this group of youtubers I watch who smash

1:14:10

plastic chair? Man

1:14:13

those things would probably break into a million pieces of you

1:14:15

through it from yeah, I'm just glad he didn't hurt anybody

1:14:18

Yeah, I do have a great point You

1:14:20

have a great point that he's just kind of being a DJ

1:14:23

and like he chucks some chairs off at the end of the

1:14:25

day No big deal I'm just glad that like

1:14:27

if it would have hit somebody probably would have

1:14:29

you'd been probably in jail I

1:14:31

would have been the best thing for those people

1:14:33

grant say they don't die They just get hit

1:14:35

with a chair they probably be set for life

1:14:37

getting hit by mature. Oh, yeah for stories. It

1:14:39

was I think

1:14:41

it was like three stories I don't know why

1:14:44

I said 20 and when you search up Morgan

1:14:46

wall and then like number one searches just Morgan

1:14:48

wall and chair Yeah, yeah, I wonder where that

1:14:50

chair is now. It's my where's some money. Yeah

1:14:53

I saw a thing that you know He

1:14:55

was trying to do was like portray the

1:14:57

outlaw image and then someone had used Johnny

1:15:00

cash the things like he's trying to

1:15:02

be a rebel like how Johnny cash

1:15:04

was back in the day So I

1:15:06

look up Johnny cash breaking the law

1:15:08

Johnny's most notable arrest Maybe the time

1:15:10

he got caught smuggling Emphatamines in his

1:15:12

guitar case across the Mexican border to

1:15:14

El Paso, Texas on a thousand pills

1:15:16

in his guitar case to me That's

1:15:18

like putting anyone at danger though

1:15:20

like an innocent person You know,

1:15:22

that's just like being a rock star. You got drugs

1:15:25

in your guitar case Maybe

1:15:29

isn't the right way. I'm not right way to

1:15:31

go about it either You draw the line then

1:15:33

dude if you want to drugs like they're

1:15:35

not good for you They're bad for you

1:15:37

and you're not hurting anyone like I

1:15:40

wouldn't suggest it but that's your choice

1:15:43

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, there's definitely multiple

1:15:45

ways to look at it. But being

1:15:47

that nobody was hurt Yeah,

1:15:50

all right. Could have hurt somebody though. CJ would rather

1:15:52

see you do drugs than throw chairs Yeah,

1:15:56

I would off a roof for sure

1:15:58

you could hurt somebody that Didn't choose

1:16:00

to do anything they were just trying to

1:16:02

live their life. Yeah, it is I

1:16:05

guess hurting yourself over somebody else He's

1:16:07

always probably a better answer and speaking

1:16:09

of someone potentially getting hurt Ryan is

1:16:11

going to be eaten by a bear

1:16:13

what? Yeah Dude

1:16:18

that thing is actually getting to be a bit

1:16:20

of a man huge to eat Yeah, do bear

1:16:22

that thing is not to be fucked Ryan checked

1:16:24

his security cameras the other day And there's there's

1:16:26

not a bear just like in his

1:16:28

vicinity It's just like hanging out literally at

1:16:31

his front door, but look at how big

1:16:33

this thing is it's swam across the freaking

1:16:35

lake I know which makes me happy because

1:16:37

it looks like it swam from my shore

1:16:39

to another shore So thankfully it hopefully should

1:16:41

be farther away But yeah, I woke up

1:16:43

one morning and the trash is just all

1:16:45

over the driveway. I'm like, oh, that's weird. It

1:16:47

must have been Micah Like

1:16:50

it wasn't that windy Whatever so I pick it

1:16:52

up and there's like big bite marks in the

1:16:54

side of the trash can I was like, oh

1:16:56

shit Must have been a bear didn't really think

1:16:58

much of it Then the next night

1:17:00

the trash was all over the driveway again I

1:17:03

go Kind of annoying

1:17:05

now and then we start hearing rumblings

1:17:07

from all the neighbors in the area like oh, there's

1:17:09

a bear Walking around stuff like that.

1:17:11

So then we went and check the cameras and

1:17:13

yeah, dude the things just like sniffing at the

1:17:16

front door Sitting in the backyard

1:17:18

obviously messing up the trash can which is

1:17:20

pretty annoying But like it's just

1:17:22

hanging around dude when we go out there like at night,

1:17:24

you know could be having a bonfire But if you got

1:17:26

to run and take a pee or something, like I don't

1:17:29

I'm not thinking about with you Dude

1:17:32

if that bear was in the driveway and you turn

1:17:34

the deadbolt on the door, I think it would carry

1:17:36

away like to it Scurry away Dude

1:17:42

someone's gonna shoot that thing now, I know I

1:17:44

get a little too comfortable Also, it's just you

1:17:46

got to think there's gonna be way more people

1:17:48

down here now. Exactly I might like the bear

1:17:50

way though. It might either push it away or

1:17:52

someone's gonna pop it I think it's just the

1:17:54

spring the weather bears out getting some snacks I

1:17:57

wonder if it's that black bear that you saw in the

1:18:00

Corn that definitely is that's a crazy video

1:18:02

pop that one up to he was a

1:18:04

lot smaller than yeah He's thick he's been

1:18:06

getting into some garbage like every couple months

1:18:10

We'd get down to Donald's and burn it we wouldn't have

1:18:12

been going through all the garbage Can

1:18:14

you just shoot a bear around here? I

1:18:16

don't think so Yeah, there's seasons and you got

1:18:18

to get apply for so like someone shoot them

1:18:20

if he was on his property We're

1:18:23

threatening your livestock or something like garbage

1:18:25

and doesn't start playing with

1:18:28

Daisy. We're cool Oh, yeah, hang around

1:18:30

all he wants. All you have to do is say that

1:18:32

the bear was it Attacking Daisy and

1:18:34

you blow its head off. Okay I'd

1:18:37

probably be more worried about like Eagles and Hawks

1:18:39

with Daisy. Oh, yeah, definitely It's a one of

1:18:41

you guys getting a dog because

1:18:43

Alex the other day was like, I know someone

1:18:45

who's getting a dog And you don't I

1:18:47

was like what a flag. Yeah, I was like Ryan

1:18:50

and Alondra No,

1:18:53

and there was like a dog. I don't know Like

1:18:56

I was like I'm assuming it pertains to me if

1:18:58

you're telling me so then that's why I asked I

1:19:00

was like Oh, maybe Mike's gonna dog my dog. No,

1:19:03

we I did kind of want to get a little baby beaver I

1:19:10

don't know this lady on tiktok has one. She's

1:19:12

fuck. I don't get beaver fever

1:19:19

Beaver fever really a thing or does it just

1:19:21

run? Dude Tell

1:19:23

me you don't want that little thing. What happens

1:19:26

if you drink the water from the pond where

1:19:28

there's a beaver dam you get Well, you shouldn't

1:19:30

be drinking really water anyways. Yeah, Giardia You

1:19:32

ever fevers are used to jumping your pond because we

1:19:35

thought it would make us healthy. Well, that's what you

1:19:37

need to do Oh, you need a point. Maybe I

1:19:39

should do that jump in the back to the old

1:19:41

watering hole I do think that kind

1:19:43

of like where CJ is taking too many vitamins you

1:19:45

take too many vitamins You got to get back to

1:19:47

the dirt in the hot pockets and you yeah, maybe

1:19:49

a few beers An immune

1:19:51

system I had this pond behind my

1:19:53

parents house growing up and it

1:19:55

was Disgusting like it was

1:19:58

probably like three feet water three

1:20:00

feet muck and then it would get like LG

1:20:02

green where you there was no water it was

1:20:04

just all LG green on top yeah and so

1:20:07

we uh we were at my parents house one

1:20:10

day in the summer and my parents had

1:20:12

like their friends over it that

1:20:14

make like insanely strong margaritas and

1:20:16

so we're there for like I

1:20:21

kid you not 45 minutes and

1:20:24

Jake Cody and

1:20:26

then I think everyone's in here for Evan you

1:20:28

know probably started sipping on these margaritas

1:20:31

and somehow Jake and Cody had more

1:20:33

margaritas than anyone and

1:20:35

next thing you know we're down by the

1:20:37

pond and they have a bet that they

1:20:39

can swim across this pond it's probably a

1:20:41

hundred yards across the pond so it's not

1:20:44

like huge but it's disgusting and so next

1:20:46

thing you know they stripped down and they're

1:20:48

swimming across this pond I think Jake did

1:20:50

it Cody got halfway halfway

1:20:52

and turn around cuz we were

1:20:55

like Cody you are literally closer

1:20:57

to the other side than

1:20:59

swimming back and he was like

1:21:01

so fucking gross so

1:21:04

after Jake did that though he didn't get sick

1:21:06

for like two years dude and

1:21:08

he was like I swear it's because

1:21:10

of that pond dude we grew up

1:21:12

swimming in the golf course pond like

1:21:14

looking for golf balls and stuff but

1:21:16

they say those are like the

1:21:19

worst all the fertilizer plus it's basically

1:21:21

what you just described like the three

1:21:23

feet of water three feet of shit

1:21:25

on the bottom they're nasty to begin

1:21:27

with well between the fertilizer and the

1:21:29

asbestos though they probably cancel each other out

1:21:31

in your body so you're probably good I'm

1:21:33

feeling superhuman these days yeah you're back to

1:21:35

net zero CJ

1:21:38

jumped in the in the pond last year when

1:21:40

we were yeah this golfing did you get sick

1:21:42

no but I got really itchy got a rash

1:21:45

yeah could have been from anything yeah that's

1:21:47

true it was probably from like my whole

1:21:49

body from the shirt you're wearing maybe yeah

1:21:51

this is a good time let's

1:21:54

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