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I don't know, it's still like a shock

2:00

factor every time. lucky you get all brother

2:02

via yeah. I walked in just a couple

2:04

minutes ago and I thought see day, was

2:06

Gavin universally appealing? Might you take the center?

2:08

I'll take that spot against the next on

2:11

them for me to. your guns are. Probably.

2:13

National Emergency doing. out

2:17

there ya. Have

2:20

two months not on Wednesday. we're

2:22

going on over here. True least

2:24

thirty forty years in between, would?

2:26

I think he has a cool I grant

2:28

you to join I thought about it really

2:30

does for hims in on Saturday probably wouldn't

2:32

on a probably as to some I do

2:34

but. Now. I think I don't think

2:37

you guys like insane person is knowing

2:39

when I said that they looked insane

2:41

and on I was worried you might

2:43

appreciate it as you mistake you for

2:45

Gavin Wapo really why is that are

2:47

you can see him from the back

2:49

and you're like okay bald guy who's

2:51

seen Gavin and then it turns rung

2:53

of seats that all Gavin has to

2:55

have the balls Guy ball guys you

2:57

can we know we are bizarre ad

2:59

in there afterwards we would have to

3:01

dinner me Cj in the or grandpa

3:03

So three ball guys walk into a

3:05

bar citizens. Now I'm not joking. People were

3:07

looking at us and laughing. They were really

3:09

is how they were and I was kind

3:12

of just like trying to not associated with

3:14

us. A success. And

3:16

half the people were in our group has

3:18

access but not with like the hell is

3:20

this a ball people get through his assist

3:23

I guess I think they are people three

3:25

a little differently they three like damn this

3:27

guy's bomb. But I mean in a group

3:29

of three like obviously you're and a draw

3:32

a little attention more so than a solo

3:34

bug I know because. Like sick guy,

3:36

Gavin gets to do everything. Just

3:38

find. ever

3:41

i jammed up a d as a as

3:43

a society a fastest i've actually been meaning

3:45

to ask dad though like you ever feel

3:47

like people look at you and late last

3:49

before like because we're on a number of

3:52

sites that i don't have either how us

3:54

what the corner thought i think they're just

3:56

laughing because they knew who we were they

3:58

didn't say Anything to us, but they said

4:00

something to grandpa walking out so

4:02

like they recognized us and I think that's what was

4:05

funny I mean maybe maybe that make

4:07

me feel better. Yeah, I think it was

4:09

just like why is why is CJ Ben

4:11

and grandpa Ron? Shave heads like

4:13

clean shave down to like shiny head. We

4:15

just oiled our heads after a coconut oil

4:18

We're in yeah, dude. I was trying to

4:20

make week Shine them

4:22

up. How's the morning ball now like after

4:24

this is not existent Yeah, where is you

4:26

like you do anything even have to like

4:29

take maintenance of your body like you don't shower

4:31

like anything like that When you're bald really you

4:33

quit you don't do any of that. Yeah Wow

4:36

I should go ball All know

4:39

it's nice cuz like I'll I'll sauna

4:41

when I get home from work And

4:43

then I shower after that go

4:45

to bed in some clean sheets Maybe

4:47

it's gross that I do this now, but there's no

4:49

reason to shower in the morning Ev you would love

4:51

this Oh, you're right. I've got hair though, but yeah,

4:54

but I guess it would make much You're

4:56

not a big shower any anyways Okay, I

5:00

swear I take just as many showers a week as

5:02

you if not you're counting them by

5:04

the week I

5:13

Shower two times a week Yeah,

5:15

no, I know it's nice cuz I just roll out of

5:17

bed and it always feels like I'm

5:20

missing something I'm like well, why am I

5:22

gonna shower clean? It's your hair. You're missing.

5:24

Oh, that's you know Feels pretty pretty free

5:26

though. No bedhead like at all It's

5:29

kind of like sandpaper though Like right

5:31

now in the early stages like does your ears

5:33

get like it almost feels like it's caught on

5:35

like the pillow Like yours

5:38

mine feels longer than yours Have

5:40

you trimmed yours up? No, you're right.

5:43

I just have more hair than me for one, but it's

5:45

growing Yeah, I'm gonna touch mine up

5:47

though. I want to be like I want to be

5:49

like straight bald for a little bit longer Really? So

5:51

you're Like I'm sticking with

5:53

it. Well, yeah, I don't know like the next time

5:55

right I'll be bald Yeah,

5:58

just run it out for a bit. Yes Yeah,

6:00

we also got a couple of hogs down

6:02

in the garage, too And I can't be

6:04

wrong around those without a you know chrome

6:06

dome It would be a shame to not

6:09

ride motorcycle balls right have you guys ridden

6:11

your bikes yet at all I felt the

6:13

wind and well now your hair nice your

6:15

scalp over your head well with that hair

6:17

It'll actually help lock the hat on like

6:19

velcro, so you're good 100

6:22

with a base true with no hat on the hair

6:25

is slowing you down So having

6:27

no hair in your head is gonna make you

6:29

go way more aerodynamic swimmer Michael

6:33

Phelps kept his hair, and he was the fastest He

6:38

also took steroids helps right didn't

6:40

he right or Mike no he was just

6:42

I think I think oh you smoking pot.

6:45

That's right. Yeah, you smoking pot. I think

6:47

you're thinking of that that male

6:50

That I don't want get into it anyway I

6:54

Know it is it is weird though cuz I go

6:56

like I don't walk in and I don't look at

6:59

myself very much So like I just live my life,

7:01

and I feel completely I

7:04

know he's a mirror Next

7:06

thing I know I go to like the bathroom or something

7:08

and I like look in the mirror. Oh, yes, right I'm

7:10

bold right now I

7:12

wake up in the morning. I then I see myself.

7:15

Oh, that's right. Yeah, oh you're driving your truck, and

7:17

you just like look in the mirror like oh Who's

7:21

driving my truck? That

7:24

it catches you guys off guard too.

7:27

I think when I run into a stranger

7:29

they respect me more I

7:34

think they respect me more. They're like this guy's

7:36

a serious man like he You

7:38

don't you want to have better use a good serious

7:40

like you know where before I might be just look

7:43

like a like a kid And I look

7:45

like a you don't know what I am You're

7:47

like really throwing off by the way I'm dressed but

7:49

that my hair you're like he's obviously you got to

7:51

be 30 years or older

7:53

obviously not messing around Yeah, right

7:56

a very serious guy well

7:58

anyway that welcome back to the the

8:00

life-wide open podcast dude we're rolling deep

8:02

today we got four guys and two

8:05

bald guys on the podcast and

8:08

I would love to start out really hard with the

8:11

yeah we got four guys two

8:13

bald guys oh I think this

8:15

is who Ben looks like he

8:17

looks like Michael Schofield from the

8:19

show prison break a good show

8:21

isn't Mike you do you look

8:23

a lot like him I've actually been getting that a

8:25

lot and then CJ

8:28

kind of looks

8:30

like Caillou guys

8:34

pretty famous yeah perfectly circular his

8:36

head is kind of got dripping

8:38

this picture too dude I should

8:40

dress like him that would be

8:42

funny that's what I should address

8:45

like you and grandpa would dress

8:47

up in Harley stuff and I

8:49

was where Caillou close just trying

8:51

to figure this we got four

8:53

guys on the podcast and two

8:56

bald guys there's six of us but

8:59

anyway yeah I've been trying to make normal I

9:01

don't know which who's the four oh I forgot

9:03

about Ken back there all right yeah all right

9:05

all right all right it's making sense

9:10

yeah guys and two bald guys anyway

9:13

we got a gift for Ken yeah we got

9:15

a gift for Ken I'm I'm thinking you're gonna

9:17

have to come up here and you're probably gonna

9:19

sit right where I am just for a minute

9:21

here I'll bring it out for you and then

9:23

you'll just just rip it okay Mike comes out

9:25

with the world's biggest

9:28

babe yeah

9:31

can't close your eyes maybe what the

9:34

alright you stay down

9:37

Ken here

9:44

you put over on that side right there oh

9:47

my gosh it's beautiful it is

9:50

beautiful I

9:54

don't want to sit here when you hit this remember

9:56

when you told us you

9:59

played percussion I just wanted to

10:01

bring back some nostalgia and you said you

10:03

hit a gong at one point in your

10:05

life I looked it up. This is called

10:07

the mother of Tesla gong Wow, so I

10:09

just figured it'd be fit for you Don't

10:12

for you. We're not gonna talk about that

10:14

thousands money is no object. It's making you

10:16

happy money is no money Mike Isn't it?

10:18

Yeah, money's no object to Mike. We got

10:20

to get a big smack on this. I

10:22

don't know everyone watch out Oh

10:43

Call the orthopedic specialist You

10:51

don't like again I

10:57

Think this is not a toilet. So

10:59

yeah, I mean it's something we're

11:01

getting upgrades You gotta be the first gift

11:03

in years that wasn't a toilet or

11:07

toilet Associated so it's like Ken's

11:09

whole life always been given for gifts

11:11

was toilets even at like Christmas and his birthday

11:13

cuz he blows them out I Think

11:17

you could use this like in the merch bay

11:19

for when it's like lunchtime and time to come

11:21

back and end of the day You can it's

11:23

like the bell ringing at school. That was my

11:25

that was kind of my thought with yours There's

11:38

different ways to play that as Ken would

11:41

probably know Yeah, so I was

11:43

hoping I was hoping you could incorporate that into

11:45

your daily life Whether it be in the merch

11:47

bay waking my ass up You

11:49

know, whatever I really do hope that you guys use

11:51

this at some point to wake me up We probably

11:54

will Mike. Well, no, we can't because you said it.

11:56

Well, I mean, I'm not gonna know your I'm

11:58

not gonna know We'll just don't 20 pounds

12:00

of flour on you first and then whack the gong. That

12:03

was the one thing I said that was off-limits. Yeah,

12:06

yeah, you hold it right above your head when

12:08

you wake up. Okay, that'll

12:10

be pretty funny. On it. I

12:13

just realized how little that whole bit made

12:15

sense if you were listening to it on audio.

12:18

So Ken was given a gong. A

12:23

very nice custom-built gong.

12:26

Is that cherry? Cherry wood?

12:28

I think so, yeah. Mike spared no

12:30

expense. Cherry wood, mother of Tesla gong.

12:33

I was like, you know, in Google

12:35

looking it up and I'm like, this is stupid.

12:38

And then a mother of Tesla gong came off. You

12:40

spent $1,300 on that? No,

12:43

$1,400. That was scary. I

12:45

would just like to point out that there

12:47

is a gong's unlimited. That's where it came

12:49

from. That's where it came from. It

12:52

came from gong's unlimited. I had to scribble

12:54

out the branding on the box. How big is this

12:56

one? How many inches? This

12:59

is a 20 tour. It was

13:01

$320. With the stand. We got

13:04

a gong now, though, boys. We

13:07

needed one of those. This is sick. Ken

13:11

has a gong, if I remember correctly. Don't touch my

13:13

gong. Where

13:15

is my gong? Who touched my gong?

13:17

Have you guys been hitting my gong while I

13:19

was gone? I could sense it. Who's

13:22

playing my gong? I'm going

13:25

to rub my sack on your gong. Now

13:27

that might be... Why's my

13:29

gong all sweaty? This hammer doesn't ring the

13:32

gong hard enough, so Ken has

13:34

to use what God gave him. His balls? Legendary.

13:39

Bong. B-Bong.

13:43

Got a little double. B-Bong. A

13:48

double dribble. Anyhoo. Well,

13:52

I'd like to fire up a new game. I'd like it to be made

13:54

in the future. I'd like it to

13:56

be maybe a reoccurring segment on this podcast. Called...

14:00

Easy. Cheeto Other I like

14:02

that where we are scroll

14:05

through some things. That.

14:07

Are we ask our body of in

14:09

here who's very hard to police? What

14:11

is it called the seat oh inspector

14:14

yes yes I really kind of your

14:16

that pseudo police or the Chino inspector

14:18

your pseudo investigator, your all mansito if

14:21

if something is tito it's not good

14:23

Pass Devon without not good either without

14:25

him make in some kind of comments

14:28

about it. he makes it very clear

14:30

is very opinionated. sometimes it's appreciated most

14:32

times. Us

14:36

Jimmy did it. Anyway, so anyway,

14:38

of what's the definition of seat

14:40

or what's your definition of ah,

14:42

just like guy. Just. Lame

14:45

like cheesy. Another way to

14:47

suggest star. Does Tito

14:49

like know this is is basically saying

14:51

like is not it up yeah it's

14:53

not it. Starting off we have a

14:55

seat off and say i'm Seagate Tito

14:58

if I remember correctly. You had a

15:00

good time as concert of and I

15:02

don't remember being there. Yeah you heard

15:04

such a good time and I blacked

15:06

out on fun. I british dry got

15:08

videos actually of of you having a

15:10

very good time and see do. Ah,

15:13

that's where it's fun to like it.

15:16

It'll. It. Adds death. Still when

15:18

you're like I is, I've experiences and

15:20

I still think it's Tito so wise

15:23

educates you don't Ah man I guess

15:25

I just don't like his his his

15:27

whole vibes, his whole. Aura.

15:29

Or never really been a big fan by. I'll

15:32

give it to me. the music he made a

15:34

few good songs is done well for himself but

15:36

i he sounds like up. A. Bit of

15:38

a rebel? come upon the strayer from the

15:40

norm college. you. See maybe?

15:43

I just remember so many people

15:45

getting like nineteen Xx tattoos. And

15:48

I just thought that was Cheetos. so maybe I

15:50

took out all those people on him. Maybe it's

15:52

a good guys, maybe spans are to your mom

15:54

had asked to some of that is like a

15:56

round the he couldn't even listen to him like

15:58

in what the mid two thousand. They.

16:00

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16:02

list and really I don't know anyone. Was.

16:04

Energy either. Anger is a huge star.

16:07

I swiftly supper and and nineteen Xx

16:09

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16:11

probably some of them listening that have

16:14

that tattoo ha of knowing what do

16:16

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16:18

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up, we've got Red

18:43

Etnies. Who is this guy? Red

18:46

Etnies. Okay, so they definitely,

18:49

not you know, you know that

18:52

he's judging. You're looking at something

18:54

Cheeto dude, look at this

18:58

space. Okay, so Red Etnies not

19:00

Cheeto. Red Etnies not Cheeto. And

19:03

the thing is now that

19:05

Ryan Sheckler is no longer on Etnies,

19:08

they've become a collector's item. I

19:10

don't because Ryan Sheckler was Cheeto. No,

19:12

not at all. No, not at

19:15

all. He collaborated with Etnies to

19:17

make one of the best shoes ever. But

19:19

what do you mean now that he's not

19:21

with him? Like his model of Etnies? No,

19:23

no. Ryan Sheckler quit Etnies and he's now

19:25

on whatever Mark Wahlberg's

19:28

municipal. Yeah. Yeah. But I do know, I mean, because

19:30

those are like older and they used to be able

19:32

to get them for like 90 bucks.

19:34

And now I saw him going for

19:36

250 for a brand new pair of

19:38

red. Those ones, that's a flex. Yeah,

19:41

that's what I'm saying. And

19:44

when I got them, they were like $100 because it didn't

19:46

matter. Yeah, that's a pretty

19:48

solid investment. Imagine if you would have bought like

19:50

a hundred thousand pairs. How do you know I

19:52

don't have a shipping container on the way right

19:55

now? $1 million in

19:57

Etnies. I'm investing gold, silver, stocks.

20:00

I got a box full of ant needs. Alright,

20:03

okay, so red ant knees, not Cheeto.

20:05

How about red ant knees on

20:07

Ben? Dude, honestly, I've... No,

20:12

that is amazing. Not Cheeto. They're on the wrong

20:14

feet. That could be misconstrued as Cheeto. Photoshop is

20:16

hard, okay? Okay, not Cheeto. Okay, not Cheeto. Nice.

20:19

You think it was going that way? You should

20:21

get some shoes like that, Ben. I'm always a

20:23

surprise. Some of the things you think is Cheeto

20:26

aren't. A

20:28

red V6 Raptor. Mmm.

20:31

Well, yeah, that's pretty Cheeto. What

20:34

makes it most Cheeto? V6 Raptor or

20:36

that it's red? No,

20:38

the most Cheeto is that the fenders,

20:40

the black fender flares, I really just kill it right off the

20:42

get. Okay, okay. It's

20:44

a pretty dang nice truck there, Ev. Doesn't

20:47

your truck have black fender flares? No, we wrapped them right

20:49

off. We wrapped them red because it would have looked dumb

20:51

with them. Robber. I mean, I'm sure

20:53

it's a nice truck, but I'd rather have a V8. Okay.

20:57

Under Armour. Oh. Yeah,

21:01

that's a good-looking sweater. Okay.

21:04

Really? I

21:08

can see why you did that because of your bike. Under

21:11

Armour bike. Man, that's

21:13

a big pick, bro. Oh

21:15

my goodness. Yeah,

21:17

I probably would double Cheeto both that bike and

21:19

that sweater. You think that bike was Cheeto? It

21:22

looked good for a minute. You

21:24

were self-inflicting the Cheeto. I think you ended up

21:26

getting in the clear because I did end up

21:28

taking blame for that. Yeah, but we never gave

21:31

it to you, Mike. You

21:34

would always take the blame and we

21:36

would just go, shut up. Shut

21:39

up. Shut up. It's this idiot you picked. Just give

21:41

it to Evan. Man,

21:45

hindsight, it was kind of Cheeto, but it also was

21:47

kind of cool. It was kind of cool. It's

21:50

a sick pick. Just a

21:52

neutral one here. Seltzers. Cheeto

21:54

or not? Cheeto

21:56

because it's not tea. Alright. in

22:00

the box. Oh my god.

22:02

I thought I loved Jack in the Box but

22:04

the last time I went there it was super

22:06

cheeto. Jack

22:08

in the Box or White Castle if you had to

22:10

pick? White Castle everyday. What do

22:12

you think about riding a

22:15

street bike off road for views? Great

22:19

idea. Dude Ryan

22:21

I absolutely

22:24

killed it on these pics. Absolutely

22:26

killed it. Why are you laughing so

22:29

hard? I mean

22:33

do you think it's cheeto or no? No just because

22:35

we have this athlete riding this street bike through the

22:37

woods. It's a beautiful thing. Orange

22:41

like a fucking cheeto though. So it's

22:44

cooler if it's a blue. Oh yeah that's what

22:46

I'm saying mainly yeah. Okay. Only cheeto because it

22:49

was orange this one's cool blue. Cool cool.

22:52

Our truck our Ford truck. No

22:55

it's cool. I would not say it's cheeto I just

22:57

like the Cummins more. Okay. Do

23:00

you think aspects of it are cheeto

23:02

like some paint matching and stuff like

23:04

that? The running boards are cheeto. I

23:06

didn't like the tailgating before. Can you

23:08

see them? No no no because they're

23:11

too slow. Low they are slow. How

23:15

fast you hopping in that truck? By the time

23:17

you open up that door they're already down. No

23:19

they hit me in the knees. They

23:22

do not hit you in the knees they probably hit you in

23:24

the fucking pelvis. I

23:31

open the door I jump on real quick and run around

23:33

so I get a quick spanking. I thought of all truck

23:40

mods you would be all about the

23:42

running board. If you have anything that'd

23:44

be your first mod. I

23:48

would rather struggle my way in the nap use

23:50

a step. One

23:52

time I saw Evan trying to get into the the

23:55

Ram and before I had running boards

23:58

and he opened up the door. Got

24:00

a running start, jumped up, landed on his stomach

24:02

on the seat, and then his feet were like

24:04

kickin' Kickin' and he was trying to

24:06

like squirm his way in there It's

24:11

better than running boards Yeah, it is literally

24:13

better than running boards My god You guys

24:15

think we should take the front valence off?

24:17

I don't mind it, our valence is cancelled

24:19

So we were going to, but yeah, it's

24:21

like hiding a bunch of stuff Oh, damn

24:23

Uh, a 401k plan The

24:27

fuck is that? It

24:29

would be a tax advantage

24:31

retirement savings plan Ah, seems like a good

24:33

idea That or the casino?

24:36

Cashos Alright,

24:40

we got a Miata Not Cheeto Not Cheeto Alright,

24:42

how about different models of Miata? Pull up a

24:45

different model of Miata? I am curious, yeah, let's

24:47

just take the new one, the new spider I

24:49

agree, the new one's Cheeto And I would say

24:51

it depends on what you're doing with it If

24:54

you're going to blow the tires off it and

24:56

run her off the valves, there's nothing Cheeto about

24:58

it But if you think you got yourself a

25:00

cool performance car to go to car meets with

25:04

Ah, it's kind of Cheeto Might

25:06

as well get yourself in a Solera at that

25:08

point Or what about the model right in between?

25:10

It kind of looks like a red Antony Now

25:13

you like it? I like it I don't know Drowning

25:16

around in your shoe, all of that If it could perform

25:18

like the 89 Miata, then I guess I'd give it

25:20

a go I'd imagine it would

25:22

perform better How about this one? That's a good

25:24

looking Miata Really? Yeah What's

25:27

wrong with that? Well I don't know, I think this one

25:29

looked pretty Cheeto Because it doesn't have

25:31

the flip-ups, right? Doesn't have the flip-ups, yeah Oh

25:33

yeah, I guess I couldn't tell from here Guess

25:36

how much this Miata just sold for? On cars

25:38

and bids How much did it have on power? 10K 10

25:41

grand Yeah It went

25:43

for 10? Oh my gosh, was that 5? An hour before the

25:45

auction People are running up the prices on these things Alright, so

25:47

not Cheeto And by people, maybe us Not

25:50

necessarily Miatas But dude, we're running the prices up

25:52

on mini trucks We've done it on smart cars

25:54

I think that mini trucks are just popping in

25:56

general Yeah, they're crazy popping right now I

26:00

hope like the US doesn't make like rules

26:02

on them. Apparently they banned them in Georgia

26:04

because they're popping so hard No, they banned

26:06

because they're dangerous. They don't have crumple zone

26:11

Suggesting not to like use them on the

26:13

highway Also

26:15

a warning passengers not to ride with them

26:17

It makes sense because some people like in

26:19

a city if you were driving that around

26:21

Fargo and you happen to get tagged by

26:24

Someone running a red light it would be

26:26

no catastrophic Yeah, be damn near the equivalent

26:28

of getting hit on a motorcycle It's

26:34

hard to see how you could ban it because

26:36

it's unsafe yeah, it's like your own option Yeah,

26:38

every every old car like that They're not safe

26:40

you watch an old target crash and you watch

26:42

a new car get crash the old ones like

26:44

Demolished and then some that threw me for a

26:46

real loop though was when I saw the the

26:49

Ford Bronco the new ones Their

26:51

crash test of getting rear-ended at like 40 the

26:53

entire thing just turns into a literal pancake Everyone's

26:55

like so yeah, how does it feel to like

26:57

probably die if you get in a crash? I'm

27:00

like, I don't want to think about that. It's

27:02

right. But it's worth the risk for the

27:04

yeah driving that bronco What

27:07

do you think about Broncos Evan Cheeto

27:10

I knew he's gonna say that even Raptors Nah,

27:14

I mean, they're pretty capable I just

27:16

think by the time you get something like that just buy

27:18

yourself a pickup truck Yeah room to room for the bike

27:20

in the back Seatbelts,

27:23

why don't you vote Cheeto?

27:25

I still believe that you will just get

27:28

thrown to safety don't wear seatbelt thrown

27:30

to safety Out the wind

27:32

heaven would be yeah, Evan would be just

27:34

think of the car ignites on on fire

27:36

And I'll be cleanly in the ditch land

27:39

in the water safe and sound I need

27:41

to say this do not listen to what

27:43

he's saying For

27:45

everyone that is at home maybe wondering

27:47

if he has any valid points do

27:50

not listen to anything Here on

27:52

I just felt like that needs a little

27:54

disclaimer. I got advice Why

27:57

are the research saying the other ways? Evan's

28:00

way smarter than that research. You

28:03

just genuinely don't think it's gonna save you? Okay,

28:05

in all reality I do try to

28:07

wear my seat belt when I'm really traveling at high

28:09

rates of speed going on the freeway shit like that

28:12

But when I'm just running around in town going from

28:14

here to the gas station and then you got a

28:16

buzzer You're

28:18

not wearing your seat belt. I go. This

28:21

is really Cheeto. I don't need my

28:23

seat belt on right now Oh, like you think

28:25

that you think that the buzzer or like

28:27

the dinger? Shouldn't turn on until you're

28:29

doing like 45 miles per hour ever I think

28:31

it's you should be able to decide if you

28:33

want to wear the seat belt or not There

28:35

should be no beeping. Is it that much? What

28:39

the hassle is it annoying? Like

28:42

what do you feel more hardcore driving without your

28:44

seat belt? Is that what it is? I've been

28:46

high that's a little restricted. What do you are

28:48

you trying to go around? No, just

28:50

it was like when we like to be loose when

28:52

we drove the Chevy into the pond We were like

28:54

trying to drive it onto the ice but there's potential

28:56

that it would break through so Evan just goes just

28:59

in case we go through we probably shouldn't wear a seat

29:01

belt and then we Mark

29:03

one into a rock. Oh you guys weren't wearing your

29:05

seat belts for that. Oh, it's just a car actually

29:08

I don't know why yeah, that was silly, but I'm

29:10

like, yeah, just in case the water starts coming in

29:12

We don't want to be belted in you know that

29:14

kind of made sense I don't know I would do

29:17

it the same way But dude the sensors are getting

29:19

crazy like in the older vehicles They kind of they

29:21

come on they ding after like five minutes or whatever

29:23

and then in my car like it dings right away

29:25

It dings loud at things all the time and then

29:29

Your girlfriend's truck. You can't even put that

29:31

into drive Yeah,

29:34

I was really my mother is the same way

29:36

Yeah, you can't put it in the drive unless

29:38

you have your seatbelt on but you can turn

29:40

it off. Okay, but I Just

29:43

moved your Hummer the other day because I turned it off

29:45

because that's stupid. I got you got you I typically put

29:47

my seat belt on but it's typically like a Back

29:50

up you turn like you make your

29:52

back out of the space and then you start driving across

29:54

the driveway and then I buckle up Click

29:57

it or ticket buddy. It was about 15

29:59

years ago when the dingers first came

30:01

out, maybe they've been out longer

30:03

than that, but my grandpa just had

30:05

a buckle that he would

30:07

shove in the thing so it wouldn't. One way to get

30:09

it to turn off. And then because.

30:11

That makes a lot of sense. I was wondering where

30:14

you got this Cheeto Inspector attitude from, but it seems

30:16

like it was maybe passed down generation

30:19

to generation. Yeah, pretty much all this

30:21

safety stuff, ABS, trash control, probably even

30:23

airbags. He was. Pissing your family

30:25

off for generation. Yeah, he would just say, you know, it's just

30:28

designed by a bunch of over-educated idiots and

30:30

it's unnecessary. Yeah, the traction control does get

30:32

Avilil fired up. Oh, I hate it. Especially

30:34

on these bikes. We get all these nice

30:36

bikes. You almost crash because of the

30:39

traction control. I swear, I come in hot into

30:41

the driveway, I lock up the brakes and I

30:43

just keep going 40 miles an

30:45

hour at the dumpster. How is this? Dude,

30:47

I agree with that one. I agree with

30:49

the bikes, yeah. That one is absolutely bizarre.

30:51

Like the fact that they put traction control

30:53

or ABS on a motorcycle,

30:55

because then it doesn't let you just stop.

30:58

It's supposed to help people that are dumb,

31:00

like me and Ken, sorry Ken, that would lock up

31:02

like the front brake and then you go, ah, psh.

31:05

Oh, put that on an R6. I

31:07

feel like maybe on the beginner bike, whatever. Yeah,

31:09

I was surprised by that. I'd never seen it

31:11

until that. So you could mash the brake as

31:13

hard as you want? Yeah, you can

31:16

change the settings. You can, like,

31:19

how much it'll let you. But yeah, you can turn it

31:21

all the way off though, so you can still slide it.

31:24

The one thing I do gotta say about seat belts is

31:26

our old RS1. Used to

31:28

make you buckle the seat belt before

31:30

you would drive it. And I was driving

31:32

at home, or I was actually

31:34

driving to the shop from my house and I

31:37

had like this dresser in the passenger seat and

31:39

I was like, just gonna slowly drive home. RS1

31:41

passenger seat, brother. Oh, yeah, it must have been

31:43

an old. Oh, that's why. You had

31:45

it on top of me. Yeah, I had it on top. And

31:48

so I was like, it was hard to buckle up, but

31:50

I wasn't gonna drive five miles an hour the whole way

31:52

home. Couldn't you just buckle it behind your back? I had

31:54

it like buckled, I could have done that, but I buckled

31:56

it like around my waist. I didn't even have the full

31:59

things. or the harnesses over the top and a deer

32:01

ran out in front of me and I locked up

32:04

the brakes and the brake bias was messed up and

32:06

it slid and I rolled it at like

32:08

25 miles an hour into a tree. If I hadn't

32:10

been wearing my seatbelt, I would have been like, oh,

32:12

you got to find that picture. It was stuck in

32:14

the tree. Yeah, that was crazy. And if I hadn't

32:16

been wearing my seatbelt, probably would have been no bueno.

32:18

Yeah, it would have been bad for sure. So there

32:22

is good things about that, that like razors don't

32:24

let you move without seatbelts. And then that one

32:26

time when Blake got thrown out of a hard,

32:28

he wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was he?

32:31

No. That one is insane. That

32:33

one was just luck. There's like,

32:35

God, whatever. Somebody watching out for

32:37

him on that one. Yeah, and

32:39

us too, because poof. All

32:41

right, moving on into is it Cheeto? The

32:44

Kardashians. Cheeto.

32:48

All right. Do you still think the Kardashians

32:50

are Cheeto? Oh, Ray J. Run the

32:52

clip. I

33:00

better investigate once again. The

33:02

quality of the video? Cheeto.

33:04

Okay. Okay. Being on time.

33:07

Not Cheeto. Wait. Yeah.

33:12

Oh, yeah, yeah. I had to read

33:14

the sign. Yeah, no, be on time. That's a

33:16

good idea. Yeah, I do appreciate that about you.

33:19

So you're typically punctual. Yeah,

33:21

Cheeto if you don't. All right. And then the

33:24

one that has quite possibly been the

33:26

biggest up for debate

33:28

Cheeto or not thing. Wearing

33:30

your helmet. Man,

33:33

this is such a controversy. I

33:35

just think that sometimes when I'm out

33:37

doing a few wheelies, the helmets are

33:39

necessary. But anytime I hit the track

33:41

or I'm doing anything gnarly, I always

33:44

wear a helmet. But if I'm just chilling,

33:47

you know, just doing wheelies down the highway

33:49

at 50 mile an hour, just chilling. Just

33:52

feels better. Like

33:55

not wearing a condom. Same thing.

33:58

Doesn't feel as good. Feeling

34:00

the open air just blowing through your

34:02

hair and everything loud and it just

34:04

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34:06

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up kind of what's more cheeto

36:23

though wearing paralyzed wearing

36:25

a helmet and doing

36:28

these videos for As

36:30

long as you want for forever you

36:32

can be doing these in your

36:35

80s. Mm-hmm No, yeah

36:37

good or for the

36:39

next three months until you inevitably

36:42

have some kind of problem

36:45

inevitable Three months it

36:47

could happen. It could happen and then you get

36:49

jammed up. Yeah, you hit your head you Fucked

36:53

like who knows what could happen all dumb. You don't

36:55

know your head on the concrete at 50 miles per

36:57

hour I mean at least

37:00

I only you never make another wheelie

37:02

clip again the way she goes I guess That

37:05

just does not sound worth it. Yeah

37:07

can't explain it man your core

37:09

dude. It just just fucking feels

37:11

good Bike is

37:14

so much louder. You're not a helmet and you win

37:16

Yeah, you might say and do it all the time,

37:18

but every once while you just throw it throw it

37:20

up Oh, man, it feels good and you can't beat

37:22

that feeling you're talking about feeling too And I've had

37:24

a few like I'll show you the clip back and

37:26

you're like dude I should not have been wearing my

37:29

helmet in that clip. It'll look way cooler I can't

37:32

really agree but like I see it

37:34

I think it's tough because sometimes when

37:36

I'm riding like hitters or taking a

37:38

bike for a spin I'll rock no

37:40

helmet and then if like a video

37:42

gets taken it's like damn you're on the

37:44

no helmet train, too And I was like, no

37:47

I'm actually only doing it when it's just actually

37:49

chilling Evan just so happens to be chilling when

37:51

he's doing 50 in a wheelie on the highway

37:54

And I try not to get too crazy.

37:56

It's pretty more like low-key stuff without a

37:58

helmet usually I mean It's not like I'm hopping

38:00

on the high boots and Flying

38:03

around with no helmet like I know that I need to

38:05

wear a helmet most of the time So I'm pretty sure

38:07

I have a video of you on the high boots What

38:12

about What about like reading the

38:15

comments on your on your last? Instagram

38:17

video like every line the end

38:19

of them are saying like wear

38:21

a helmet every last person that

38:23

wrote a helmet comment Can't really

38:25

for shit So

38:27

I don't probably that is probably true and I don't

38:29

leave that trying to get them you to do the

38:32

right thing They're

38:34

now to find the rear brake then tell me what to do And

38:37

it just it just doesn't seem worth it And

38:40

I hate like even I feel like now

38:42

that we push you to even wear a

38:44

helmet You want to rebel against the wearing the

38:46

helmet you guys are probably making it worse. That's

38:49

what I mean I'm probably never gonna wear a

38:51

helmet again after today I Don't

38:55

do something. I'll just do the opposite. Yeah, you

38:57

should have tried reverse psychology. Tell me how cool

38:59

I look without we didn't know

39:01

you were gonna act like an angsty teen That's

39:05

the best way to put it. Yeah, I

39:07

mean we're gonna tell you to wear a helmet for the

39:09

rest of the careers But you

39:11

know where 90% I wear 90% of

39:14

the time stress me. I'm gonna do with you boy Just

39:17

keep feeding me teas They're like

39:20

that you have no trouble doing on

39:22

yourself Okay,

39:25

well I think that was a good good round

39:27

of is a cheeto or not I think we

39:29

really got to know you a little bit more

39:31

dude. I've seen some Yeah,

39:33

again a lot of people love the whole like the

39:35

cheeto thing you kind of brought that you said you

39:37

got that maybe from a buddy back home, that's a

39:39

great term and Then

39:42

you get a couple people dude. I saw

39:44

some brutal comments that even pissed me off

39:46

They're like one of them was so like

39:49

bad. It was just like what the

39:51

fuck do we care what this dwarf

39:53

thinks? From

39:56

the 90s like he doesn't know anything about

39:58

anything, dude. It was yeah Yeah,

40:00

whoa, I was like carter wasn't

40:02

you Where did

40:04

you read this literature? My kids like well? I

40:06

just haven't you guys I know yeah, no no

40:11

He's got like a hate book Then

40:14

I write stupid war no I

40:16

was going through we have a YouTube channel so

40:18

they people comment on that and some of them

40:20

were brutal I didn't say that I didn't

40:23

say that repeated It

40:26

was brutal the only thing That

40:33

Comment there probably can't wheelie for shit me I'd

40:36

have to agree get out wheelie by a dwarf

40:38

he was the one that should be embarrassed It

40:41

all just boils down to whether you can wheelie or not

40:46

Yeah, Kenny wheelie yeah, that salesman he didn't

40:48

know shit. He probably didn't even know how

40:50

to wheelie I I Honestly,

40:54

I pretty much knew what your answer was

40:56

to every single one of those I I

40:58

have a pretty good idea as to what

41:00

you Will think is cheeto a pretty pretty

41:03

pretty predictable I think you

41:05

expected me to say the Ford was cheeto which

41:07

like I said I just loved the

41:10

comments It's just like my favorite truck Ford's

41:12

cool in the comments Yeah, I

41:15

mean we kind of knew the answer

41:17

to all of them except for the street

41:19

bike I knew you were gonna

41:21

bring that up. No, I knew you would not like

41:23

that one. No, but he said not cheeto Yeah,

41:26

you know he was oh he said not cheeto I

41:28

think you were being sarcastic when you said that like

41:30

you were You

41:34

were friend of that specific picture as cheeto, I

41:36

think he said it was not cheeto But he was

41:38

like laughing it was like a sarcastic not yeah,

41:40

I've never really got a good feel for that

41:42

one Well, I don't know. Did he

41:45

have some sort of protective cages around it? That would

41:47

be pretty cheeto I think the only way to off-road

41:49

a street bike is The

41:55

only way Evan does it speaking of

41:57

which we got a chopper

42:02

was not Harley Davidson but it's

42:04

like a chopper motorcycle being delivered

42:07

today and that's next on the chopping

42:09

block for off-road vehicles. Oh lord.

42:12

This might be a new hardest

42:15

to ride two-wheeled bike off-road

42:18

like the Hayabusa at this point I think was

42:20

the hardest just because it was so heavy yeah

42:22

conditions were all like what was

42:24

it a sports stir that one lacked clearance

42:26

and didn't do great and this chopper is

42:29

lacking more clearance yeah no the

42:31

chopper is definitely like the least

42:34

capable for damn near being on

42:36

the road pretty much everything like gotta

42:38

be heavy yeah huge motor this

42:40

is Ben proposing in the group chat and

42:42

then he's like yo like off-road the chopper

42:44

and then Evan goes I mean yeah not

42:46

much clearance at all would imagine it's heavy

42:49

as fuck not the easiest to bounce in

42:51

all reality probably a horrible idea but fuck

42:53

yeah sign me up that's

42:55

the type of attitude like that's what's that's what's

42:58

up right there F no that's gonna be

43:00

fun dude so slim slims here our buddy

43:03

Evans buddy from back home he brought

43:05

his uh what Harley is that super

43:09

glide with the tallest handlebars ever and I've sat

43:11

on bikes with tall handlebars before and I didn't

43:13

necessarily think they were cheeto but I was like

43:15

how do like how do

43:17

people ride this like and

43:19

then I rode it down the driveway and

43:22

it just feels like America

43:25

yes like I literally rode it a

43:27

hundred yards and I'm like sold like

43:29

get one yeah the place you buy

43:31

this one from us the

43:33

one you have isn't that a family uh we just bought

43:36

it really yeah it's company but yeah

43:38

you can buy it after us yeah dude it's

43:40

gonna be tainted you know it really like

43:45

you and Evan you and Evan could take

43:47

it to Zorb yeah oh my god all

43:49

summer the handlebars are seriously two and

43:51

a half feet Mike in the side I have that's how

43:53

we would end up it would start out with Evan the

43:55

side car

44:00

and Mike driving in real quick. Evan would be like,

44:02

let me hop on. You don't know how to find

44:04

a limiter. They're

44:07

viewing it with the side car.

44:10

Dude, that's another funny thing is Evan

44:12

really gets riled up when people can't

44:14

find the limiter. It's funny

44:17

and awesome and fun. You're like, let

44:19

me find it, man. Like the rev limiter? Yeah. I

44:21

just want to see what it can do. What's

44:24

good is short shift in it. It doesn't impress

44:27

nobody. Right. Let's just wring it out. See what

44:29

it's got. Yeah, you've gotten really good at that

44:31

too. And the thing is, there's a lot of

44:33

vehicles that some people think are underpowered. But get

44:36

them in the limiter. You might be surprised at the power they

44:38

can put down. All

44:40

the power is right on the tip. I

44:43

don't know normally how that works. Most

44:45

people don't unlock it, but there's a little extra power

44:47

up there. You're good at finding that. There's a reason

44:50

why I bought the old scooter up. You remembered I

44:52

was doing that. How'd you get it? Oh,

44:54

yeah, Mike, you didn't know that? No, I thought Slim

44:56

just brought it up for fun. He

44:59

pulled up with it, and I'm like, dude, this is sweet.

45:01

And you're like, yeah, I've had it forever. I'm like, awesome.

45:03

I love it. Thanks for letting me ride it, bro. We've

45:07

had this since 1988. That's crazy. You

45:09

literally owned it for 40 years. Do

45:12

you know who you're selling it to? Crazy.

45:14

I guess I'll DJ. You want us to go to the park for it? I don't

45:16

know. OK.

45:19

Just in person? Just in person. Just

45:22

got to go spend the day with them. I

45:25

guess before we completely move on from Cheeto or not,

45:28

what about the Apple sticker

45:30

that comes with your iPod or iPhone and

45:32

then putting it on the back of your

45:34

car? Cheeto. Everyone thinks that's

45:36

Cheeto. I'd say that's Cheeto. That's literally

45:38

a lifetime supply of Cheeto. Yeah. That's

45:41

pretty good. There's got to be a

45:44

picture of Clemson presents. Oh, boy. Right?

45:46

Apple sticker on it? Putting that Apple

45:48

sticker on literally anything is Cheeto. What

45:50

were they thinking? But I think you're only truly hard if

45:52

you look at the stickers when

45:56

you get the phone and you throw them away. I thought

45:59

you were going into it. blue chute yeah same

46:01

you're like of course like my ass just

46:03

hoarded them I had a couple of yeah

46:05

yeah it's like sick I'm gonna like use

46:07

these for something do they still send out

46:09

stickers yeah I doubt it they don't have

46:12

a freaking charger block

46:14

anymore right dude what is up

46:16

with that tough man why

46:18

don't they pay it more we're getting less

46:20

like what's up with the no charger block

46:23

you can afford the smaller box they can

46:25

ship more together really so they're

46:27

just literally penneying

46:30

infraction of penneying off not

46:33

even nickel and dime anymore dude there's

46:35

taken everything away hundreds of a penny probably

46:38

they can't just figure out how to stack

46:40

them better no okay there make a small

46:42

block realistically blocks do you have just laying

46:44

around cool I wasn't worried about it till

46:46

I got a new phone and USB-C and

46:48

like every time I get a new phone

46:51

it's got a new charging system oh wasn't

46:53

even my phone is my AirPods and I

46:55

didn't have anything to plug it into I

46:57

was like how is this right now it

46:59

uses the same charger as your laptop no

47:02

it doesn't know he's

47:05

got a real laptop guy

47:07

magnetic you can still charge it over USB-C

47:09

Evan what do you think of laptops you

47:20

really don't know how to type was

47:22

for the IQ test yeah that was

47:24

like seeing footage of you like on

47:26

a computer was like so poor into

47:28

me dude a handful of times

47:30

have I had to run a computer since

47:34

literally high school Wow never owned

47:36

a laptop running a computer never had

47:38

my own computer literally

47:40

just iPhones all you need

47:42

I guess yeah remember we sent you

47:45

up an email account for like the company we

47:47

all have at C.Y.C.V. no we took it we

47:49

took it away never logged into it well I

47:51

didn't even know the pet C.J. just kind of

47:53

made it and I didn't know what the password

47:55

was and I don't really know I love you

48:00

see what Evan would be running through that email.

48:03

Frickin the online rewards points at the

48:05

vape store or something like that. Hey

48:07

now that is a lucrative point system.

48:09

Yeah so what's up with that? You

48:11

were kind of saying something about that?

48:13

Yeah so I'm still not completely sure

48:15

on the details. All I know is

48:18

I've been running my points for about a year at the

48:20

vape store and I don't really

48:22

know what- Wait so they have like a point system

48:24

though? Yeah yeah. Where you like check in and you swipe a card?

48:27

Yeah I swipe my little deal or whatever and I

48:29

don't know. I'll see a little thing on the

48:32

screen like save 15% or something and that. Nah

48:34

save it save it. I've been doing that for a

48:36

year and the

48:38

other day the lady's like you want

48:41

to use your points? Like nope she goes yeah

48:43

you never do. Are

48:45

you saving up for the trip to Vegas? Whoa.

48:48

And you know I kind of like awkward laugh.

48:50

Like haha yeah saving them up for Vegas. Whatever

48:54

and then we look at or I don't know. It

48:56

was just like awkward and then she's like no

48:59

like you're only like

49:01

1500 points away from a trip

49:03

to Vegas. What? From like

49:05

a confirmed? An actual? Like a sweepstakes.

49:08

What do you mean? Yeah a trip to

49:10

Vegas. You know like an entry like you

49:13

can spend 5 points to get an entry

49:15

and- No no no no a trip a

49:17

flight and a hotel in

49:19

Vegas I need like 5000

49:21

points and I'm sitting on like 3500. So

49:25

you're telling me that if you spend

49:28

5000 dollars I'd imagine 1 point is 1 dollar?

49:30

I mean I'm kind of thinking that but I'm

49:32

not I can't confirm. They give

49:34

you a 3500 dollars in vapes and it hasn't even

49:36

been a year yet. Like Ryan said about his car

49:39

insurance don't do the math. I think that's what he

49:41

wanted. No but that does add up that's about what

49:43

I thought like 75 bucks a week and more or

49:47

less I didn't go for a year that's about 3500 I think. Bro

49:50

that's insane. No not that bad. That's

49:53

a lot of money to just be blown around. With 75

49:55

times 4, 150, 300, 300 times. 12

50:00

is 3250? Yeah, 3600 bucks. That's

50:02

a pretty good math. Nice math. It

50:04

was good. I mean, I've done it a lot of times.

50:06

It was the first time I had those numbers. Just

50:10

saying, if you cut vaping, I wouldn't be

50:12

able to go to Vegas then. Well, you could- That

50:14

has been five racks. This is not the time

50:16

to quit. You could have five racks to go

50:18

gamble in Vegas. Going to Vegas is cheap, bro.

50:20

It's like the cheapest place to go. It's been

50:22

there that's expensive. Yeah, sometimes you need an excuse

50:24

to go, and if I'm like, oh, I gotta

50:26

burn up this free trip, you

50:28

know, that's so interesting that they would do

50:31

a free trip to

50:33

Vegas knowing that most people that

50:35

are addicted to nicotine also

50:37

have other devices that they need to scratch. I

50:39

don't think anyone's ever let their points go that

50:41

long. I think they get all excited over their

50:43

50% off and they just

50:45

burn it right away. Or it just takes them years

50:48

and years to get to that amount of points, but

50:50

you're just climbing the rank.

50:53

They might have to change the points, and

50:55

they're like, okay, this is way too attainable.

50:57

This guy's gone four times now. It's like

50:59

the Pepsi wears my jet thing. They go

51:02

like, there's no way anyone's ever gonna buy

51:04

enough vape to win a trip to Vegas.

51:07

I haven't done it in 13 months. Yeah.

51:10

I literally thought she was kidding to the point

51:12

like I asked her like three times. She goes,

51:14

no, scan your card again, and it shows you

51:16

the available rewards and

51:19

like scrolls all the way over, and the

51:21

only reward I don't have highlighted is

51:24

the trip to Vegas. You

51:26

wanna unlock everything? Oh

51:28

my God, you're like a king when you walk

51:30

in there. Hasn't even

51:32

touched a point. You know what's crazy

51:34

though? You buy the little one in

51:37

his bag. Come on now.

51:39

It's work from the 90s. Come

51:44

on now. You

51:47

buy vapes at other places than just that

51:49

store though. Yeah, not anymore. Yeah, I get

51:51

a vape. Good customer

51:53

retention right there. I might start buying other

51:56

things. Like what

51:58

else keeps you from buying a vape store? I

52:01

think they have some fake jewelry in there. I don't

52:03

know anything that run the points up. Yeah. Yeah, I

52:05

wonder how many Trips

52:07

to Vegas that they've actually had to give out when

52:09

you hit 5,000 points and they do that I bet

52:12

they're gonna be like, you know what? He's

52:15

addicted like we don't have to put a trip

52:22

Nobody in the marketing meeting was like hey

52:24

do we really need to do I need

52:26

to keep coming back I've

52:28

been going there for over a year before I

52:30

even started taking care of my points. I never

52:32

really did it I just buy us for fun.

52:34

Can you imagine you'd pee in the meekinos with

52:37

a house by now? Well,

52:40

yeah with the money I would have won in Vegas on the

52:42

first trip, yes, I might not be here right now We

52:46

need to keep Evan away whose job security to

52:48

keep them around we can't keep them out of

52:50

the base store We'll send Ken in

52:52

once a week is the meekinos. I won't go

52:54

get a red dirt bike down there Ken

52:56

Have you been you can't have some points

53:05

This guy doesn't need any extra excuses for

53:07

Vegas he's got I'm

53:10

trying to find some you would think Ken would be

53:12

getting all the rewards. That's what rewards

53:15

maximizer Depends on what

53:17

it's what brings value to me. Yeah.

53:20

Yeah, can you get a platinum card? Platinum

53:24

Vapist Doesn't feel

53:26

that far that's for them to get you with

53:28

uh, have you applied for a credit card yet?

53:31

Vape sore damn first

53:34

credit card That

53:37

is a good a good thing that Ken

53:39

has taught all of us though There's rewards

53:41

for everything Ken maximizes the shit out of

53:43

them. He's got free trips everywhere He's got points

53:45

coming back. Ken's the king of that and

53:48

other people. Yeah, you are good at that

53:50

Yeah, you're really good at that. I watched

53:52

Tommy G McGee is

53:54

it just Tommy G or the Tommy G McGee? Okay,

53:57

Tommy G's video where he went and he

54:00

out with like New York swim team. If it's not

54:02

swimming, it's where they like drive erratically

54:04

through traffic, right? And they call it

54:06

swimming up traffic. And

54:08

there's one of the guys that's called Squeeze

54:10

Bends, one of the most famous

54:13

ones. And so Neon, a

54:15

streamer, apparently went and like rode

54:17

with him, right? Because Tommy wouldn't get in the car

54:19

with the guy. He's like, we're not doing this. Well,

54:21

briefly. And was like, we're not really...

54:23

Neon, we're hauling him! Yeah, he started hauling him right

54:25

away. Yeah. Get me out.

54:27

And then everyone goes and does this for

54:29

a stream. And

54:32

I don't really follow streaming too much,

54:34

but apparently they crashed during

54:36

the stream. No kidding. Yeah, like it's

54:38

obviously all on live footage, so there's

54:40

no editing out. So this happened since

54:42

the Tommy G thing. Yeah. In

54:45

front of a hundred thousand people. But dude,

54:47

Neon was tweaking. Holy.

54:51

Just wait. You're

54:55

bobbing and weaving in a Uris like this? Oh

54:58

my. Oh, that wasn't bad.

55:01

They just got hardly jammed up. Now

55:04

they really got a kick in gear. Yeah,

55:07

they're in a Uris. And he actually,

55:10

Neon wasn't talking as much in this

55:12

one as I had remembered. But the

55:14

car behind is the one that hits him.

55:16

Because there's women. Squeeze Bends is

55:19

like the guy. And everyone's like, you can't fall

55:21

through anything because he will always take the tightest

55:24

cuts or whatever. And

55:26

so the person behind him was expecting him to

55:28

go through this gap. But apparently the story goes

55:30

that Neon had been yelling at Squeeze so much

55:32

that he was off his game. And so he

55:35

stopped when there was a gap that he could

55:37

have went through. And the car

55:39

rear ended him. And the car behind him gets

55:41

fucked up. Like the airbags go off. Like the

55:43

front end explodes. Like not drivable. Yeah, it was

55:45

his buddies. So you got a sports car? I

55:48

mean, they ran by the looks of it.

55:50

Can we finish that? What did he do?

55:52

He was a passenger. You're exactly

55:54

what I would do. That is not Keto. That is

55:56

not Keto. He threw me off my game. he's

56:01

like Dude,

56:08

when you got a grown man screaming like

56:10

a little girl like that? Dude, he's terrified.

56:13

Yeah, I mean honestly, that was- Is that

56:15

real? That's like kind of harp- like you're

56:17

just like, dude. Yeah. How the fuck they

56:19

able to post that on TikTok when Evan

56:21

Dan post a wheelie on a fucking dirt

56:23

bike? Yeah, that don't make sense. He did

56:26

get banned on kick for one day. For

56:28

that, apparently. Neon did. Did Neon not

56:30

realize what he was getting into? Like who the

56:32

fuck set that up? That's what Aiden was saying.

56:34

He's like, dude, obviously he knew what the fuck

56:36

he was going to do. Like he went to go

56:38

do it to make a good stream. Not because

56:41

he was like surprised he randomly got in a

56:43

Lambo with a guy wearing a helmet. Oh, you

56:45

know. He wears a helmet so you can't

56:47

see his face and he doesn't talk. Oh, bet. Squeeze

56:49

Benz won't talk. He don't wear a helmet. He wore it

56:51

in that one because they're filming. Oh, vaming. Okay, okay. Because

56:53

it's live. And he didn't talk during the stream because they

56:55

didn't want like the voice. Well,

56:57

he broke Evan's heart. He doesn't wear a helmet.

57:00

I'm just saying. In Tommy

57:02

G's video he wasn't wearing a helmet. I'll

57:04

see if I can find the crap. Dude, I'm definitely

57:06

not riding passenger if the drivers wearing a helmet. Just

57:09

going to the store. You know, what the fuck.

57:12

Yeah, that shit is not cool. The

57:14

bobbin and weaving traffic. You're gonna hurt

57:17

someone innocent. Yeah, it

57:19

truly is inevitable. It's one thing to go

57:21

drive reckless on a track. Fucking

57:23

hit a wall at 200. I don't care. That's

57:25

your choice. But doing the driving down an

57:27

interstate and someone's coming home from school with

57:30

their kids and you're fucking weaving at 200

57:32

mile an hour. Have you guys seen

57:34

the TikToks of the guy that's like

57:37

rapping or singing along but he's riding

57:39

the motorcycle. Yeah, glow.

57:41

Yeah, and he's literally

57:43

one-handed like mobbing

57:46

through. I believe on a bike though most of

57:48

those scenarios the worst case the bike is gonna

57:50

like rear end a car and the dude on

57:52

the bike is gonna be screwed. But like I

57:55

feel like yeah, there's a lot less other people involved in

57:57

the bike one. So I feel a little better about those

57:59

but the. I don't

58:01

like that involving innocent bystanders in your

58:03

shenanigans. So here's the crash from

58:05

two angles again. Oh Like

58:13

a week hit though. Oh It's

58:17

a pretty nasty head dude.

58:19

My question is how don't they rear

58:21

end on the wars more? Fucking

58:24

hell. He looks like the steak Like

58:28

none of those guys in the back are buckled up.

58:30

Oh, they look like they're tweeting. They're

58:32

insane for that Freaking

58:34

crazy though. So those cars they don't even

58:36

own they rent them That's

58:38

what I don't know if he rents for sure,

58:41

but I know a lot of them that guy

58:43

have a Uris I mean, yeah, you know,

58:45

he said he's Lee. I think he's leasing that

58:47

one dude. You know who's not leasing their

58:49

cars The Kia boys

58:51

as they steal Andrew

58:54

Callahan Channel 5 News just released like very

58:56

similar to Tommy G. Just released like an

58:58

hour-long documentary It's it's good considering we kind

59:00

of into the Kia boys. We talked about

59:03

them one thing that blew my mind It

59:05

was like yeah, it was interesting getting in the heads of Kia

59:08

boys, but they sell them for

59:10

50 to a hundred dollar. No,

59:12

dude, the Kia boys are kids Yeah,

59:15

and then it makes sense He's like well, we're

59:17

not like selling the vehicles like to people

59:19

that actually want vehicles to like daily drive

59:21

He's like we basically like on

59:23

the weekends We'll go steal Kia's

59:26

and then we'll just sell them for 50 to

59:28

a hundred dollars to other people who just want

59:30

to joyride for like a couple hours But

59:33

it's also like I literally know kids.

59:35

Yeah, like 15 Yeah,

59:38

boys are like super young dude. Anyways

59:40

in their name is just they're up

59:42

I know We

59:44

got the C boys the Kia boys

59:46

dude a NELK boy. Watch out for

59:48

the boosted boys We got the boosted

59:50

boys. We got the Montana boys. I

59:52

just heard about they're like tick-tocking and

59:55

shit. Oh, yeah People

59:57

were asking me if we had beef with them. I was like I

1:00:00

don't think so. No, I'd have to know. We're

1:00:02

not not sure they're dancing And we were like

1:00:04

why would we have beef with them and they're

1:00:06

like cuz they have boys in their name I

1:00:08

was like, oh, yeah. No, we don't have that

1:00:11

that trailer. Yeah, no, we do a beef with

1:00:13

the backstreet fellas The backstreet boys as a right

1:00:15

of the backstreet fellas. Oh Every

1:00:18

name. Yeah, the C fellas. I might maybe that'll

1:00:20

be what we do. I just got a DM

1:00:23

from a distant friend kind

1:00:25

of just out of the blue that was like

1:00:28

genuine question When are you guys like changing your

1:00:30

name to see men? But like obviously was still

1:00:32

a joke and I just fired back. I was

1:00:34

like, I don't know I don't know when then

1:00:36

gave a hard date when Ben turns 30. Oh,

1:00:39

that's you. So what? No, it was soon Yeah,

1:00:42

five years ago. It's not set in stone.

1:00:44

You should have gave him like a specific day.

1:00:46

Yeah. Yeah this day We kind of did

1:00:48

when Ben turns. Yeah Birthday,

1:00:52

I don't know. I think that's what do we tell the muscle?

1:00:54

We told the muscle. It was like a certain day We

1:00:57

just said we need to do that. Oh, yeah, Mike

1:00:59

you said something that made me think of this but

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The other day we announced the winner

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for our truck giveaway So

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we like go through this company that

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basically just manages the sweepstakes for us,

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you know, like picks the the winner so

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it's like we're like completely hands-off with it

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and it's legal and Completely

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and it's fair to yeah. Yeah thing

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Actually, yes, we believe in mine. It's always been

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legal But yes, they make sure everything is buttoned

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and pressed. Yeah, and we've done that for a

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long time now But but anyway, so they are

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the ones who run it So we told the

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the guy we were like, you know the contact

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at the company where he said Hey, this is

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like the the biggest giveaway we've ever done.

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We want to be the ones to contact

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though the winner First

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so like hey You you

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won this truck hearing it from us

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first and I get the genuine

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reaction So we like told

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the guy the guy didn't listen and

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he reached out to the winner emailed

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the winner He

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mailed the winner saying hey, I'm

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so-and-so from this sweepstakes company Congratulations,

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you're the winner of the C boys

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truck and the winner

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DMS on C boys saying like hey, I just

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got this email from this person like is this

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real? But I didn't see that to like the

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next day But he also emailed

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us like our email and Mike saw

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it and Mike Nope

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And then Cuz

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we didn't recognize the guy's name

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right he said so-and-so just called

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me from so-and-so And

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said I won the truck is that legit. I'm like

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nah, man. Thanks for reaching out definitely not legit have

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a good one Coaster

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dude mind I sent that email like a couple

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hours before we called them like just unknowing We'll

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just get like comments so just watch out for

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it I know he said this before but just

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people like C boys like not the real channel

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We'll just go into our comments and just being

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like yo you won get me up on watch

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that C boys TV Got telegram a lot of

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times. Yeah like that, but I feel

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like Most people that

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are listening that would be

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able to understand that you're not the winner if

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it's coming from like some Random

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C boys TV knockoff website, but

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like it happens a lot

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and that's like the unfortunate part with

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You know, there's just scam artists out there And

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I I haven't heard of anybody like

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falling for it or like giving any

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information like that But like I know

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it's common and like it happens. So

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like if you do get reached

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out to by anyone

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besides for this one Very

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likely in the future the way that you will find

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out if you're winning is Is

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you are looking at our face when right? Yeah.

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Yeah, so then we the power of AI So

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we called that guy later like a

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couple hours after Mike sent that email and he was

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was like no way I won? You're

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just like, yeah I did win. I did

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win. And we were like, yeah you won of course.

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It didn't really make any sense to us at the

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time, but yeah we later, I was like put it

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together. Yeah dude, the guy said he emailed us and

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then somebody said that he didn't win and Mike was

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like oh. Oh, that

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was me. Yeah

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I felt bad because they just threw him for, that's

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the last thing you want to hear. Is

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that a lot of people get their hopes up, but

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he got his hopes up and it was real. And

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then Mike throws him for a loop. Yeah and

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I just said it wasn't legit. What a roller

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coaster dude. That's why I'm glad that the call

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was a couple hours later. Like he didn't have

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to like just be like oh man. Yeah wait

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for like a couple days. He goes, trust me,

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it just built up the hype. I

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got an email late in the morning

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from the promotions company, I disregarded it, thinking there

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was no way it was legit. Five minutes later,

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I get a phone call from Adam, who is

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our rep at the company. He goes,

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I asked him how do I know

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it's legit and whatnot. Needless to say, I spent the

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rest of the day going over the rules on your

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site, trying to figure out if it was the real

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deal or not. And then I sent

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this email and then found out

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it wasn't. What

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a roller coaster. Oh my gosh dude, poor

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guy. That gets the FaceTime. That's the biggest

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giveaway we've ever done and it was crazy.

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It was, it was cool. Shout out to

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Adam. Before we've done so far. Yeah,

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yeah I mean it's only getting bigger from here,

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but it was like dang. And also yeah, I

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was pretty tied to the Cummins too. Cummins is

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sweat.