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2:39

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track builder our good friend rich. Maybe maybe

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we'll have rich. Come on at the Throughout

2:47

the podcast, but why um, dude, it is

2:49

not a soft rain and rich is just

2:51

chillin There was so much water on the

2:53

patio last night. The worms were swimming It

2:56

was like four inches of water and they were

2:59

just worms swimming Is that how they ended up

3:01

inside like I saw worms like throughout the shop

3:03

Yeah, I think that deck door maybe was letting

3:05

in a little moisture. I don't know they got

3:07

in somehow I can't imagine that you had a late

3:10

night It's extravaganza out there and

3:12

somehow let the left the door open

3:14

on never maybe dragged him inside now

3:17

can I Don't want

3:19

to talk about it. It's growing back though. I

3:22

hate it. Honestly, it's kind of growing on me

3:24

I like it. I like it stayed Evan

3:26

for yes I hate that you

3:28

didn't leave your goatee for more than 24

3:30

hours You're the longest goatee ever trim it

3:32

but I trimmed it way too short And

3:35

then I was like fuck I gotta go all the

3:37

way now really so where how did you get too

3:40

short? Do you realize you had to take the whole

3:42

thing off? No mustache. Nothing. I grabbed the wrong guard

3:44

It was like Oh the

3:46

three guard not the seven guard Classic three still

3:48

pretty long. I cut mine at two all the

3:50

time and this is a lot more than this

3:52

is a two Maybe mine's

3:54

weird, but it was it was this short and

3:57

I was like shit now. I gotta do everything

3:59

that length When when was the

4:01

last time you had your facial hair this

4:03

short probably early college or high school Wow

4:06

That's kind of crazy. Can you when you pulled

4:08

up the other day? I thought you were just

4:10

some random dude I wasn't the door rich didn't

4:12

even recognize it exactly like a naked mole

4:15

rat Yeah, I'll admit that I I was

4:17

startled because I saw you sitting in your

4:19

chair working way on your computer And you

4:21

turned around it just took me

4:23

a second to process. I just never I didn't

4:26

even know you back To lose one

4:28

of the Evans. Did you have like a little PTSD

4:30

from that? I was sad I thought you were gonna

4:32

be goatee gang for at least a week Maybe I'll

4:35

just grow it out and keep trimming that in I

4:37

think it's a good look so for some context like

4:39

like we were saying earlier our friend riches here is

4:41

our track builder and The

4:44

more time that we spend with rich and Evan together The

4:46

more that we realize that rich kind of looks

4:49

like just Evans dad could not my actual dad

4:51

looks like he go He could be your dad.

4:53

Yeah, you guys have the same look Pop

4:56

the picture up. I took it. Yeah identical.

4:58

Yeah, we were like, you know looking at the two I'm

5:01

like damn rich you and Evan you

5:03

could almost go on like a Like a

5:05

little boot camp with Evan and like, you know Try

5:07

and be him for a day or two because he

5:09

was you know hanging out with Evan and they were

5:12

like going out And he was kind of just living

5:14

the Evan lifestyle, honestly, and then Ken was like, yeah,

5:16

you know, oh Maybe

5:18

go on the Evan lifestyle to he

5:20

just saw them going out to eat and drink and

5:22

he's like I can do that I

5:24

gotta trim my beard anyways Might just do a goatee

5:26

with Evan and then we got them all dressed up

5:29

the same and then kind of rich also shaved his

5:31

beard Right. All right, and then made a made a

5:33

day out of it So I don't think the video

5:35

is out yet But extremely entertaining to see the three

5:37

of you my favorite part is every time riches here

5:39

I mean, he's in the dozer if you see him

5:41

you might see him standing next to or in a

5:43

dough But this time

5:45

we just like put him in, you know

5:47

kind of through the wringer but put him on

5:49

a pit bike Yeah, he was saying today We

5:52

we went to a local establishment and had food

5:54

and drinks for lunch pretty rare on a Friday

5:56

But he goes man. I don't know if I'm

5:58

cut out to be Evan for this long.

6:00

I don't think anybody's cut out to be Evan.

6:02

I was just thinking man, heavy as the head

6:05

that wears the crown. Everybody

6:07

wants to be the king until they feel the weight of the

6:10

crown. This is nothing, Rich. Just wait till

6:12

it's Monday and it's time to film. That's when everyone

6:14

else would bow out of being Evan. That's

6:17

what divides Evan from being, you

6:19

know, that's what divides the phonies from being

6:21

the real deal. You can't just have long

6:23

hair and shave in a goatee and be

6:26

Evan. Yeah, just drink all weekend and then

6:28

you think, oh I'm Evan. I couldn't handle

6:30

it after 12 hours. I had to get rid of that thing. So

6:33

what did you dislike about being Evan the

6:35

most? Like you, because you did not have

6:37

the goatee for very long. You're always complaining

6:39

about stuff. Going to other people's problems. You

6:41

can only be a piece of shit for

6:43

so long. Dude, I was

6:45

waiting for you to be like still

6:47

kind of playing into it. I thought, basically

6:50

I thought being Evan was like a little cheeto.

6:53

I thought for sure that Ken

6:56

was gonna, you know, adapt to the Evan

6:58

lifestyle so much that he was going to

7:00

fill his car up head to

7:02

toe in the black ice. And

7:04

that would have just been the... What, air freshener?

7:06

Yeah. Yeah, just the cherry on top. The black

7:08

ice is nice. No, it's not terrible. No, it's

7:10

not. It ruins a car. It ruins

7:13

a car. It makes it smell cheap. Yeah, but it

7:15

goes away in like two days. I don't know

7:17

if it does. I don't think it's a cigarette. It's

7:19

like smoking a cigarette in a car. You never

7:21

quite lose that smell. It's like 99% gone but it's

7:23

never full. Yeah, I

7:25

agree. When the carpet is in there. It's in there.

7:28

I think that there's like a certain

7:31

type of person that uses the

7:33

black ice and usually it's like if you never

7:35

ever clean your car and it just smells so

7:37

bad you have to cover it up with something.

7:40

Evan. On the flip side, mine's filthy.

7:43

Smells like black ice. No, it... Your

7:45

truck smells like there's mushrooms growing

7:48

in there. Probably because it's a

7:50

work truck, Evan. It gets abused.

7:52

Okay, so throw a black ice

7:54

in there for everyone else's pleasure.

7:56

That would not... At

7:58

first you're like okay. And then I show up. To

8:00

the shop every day, hop out and I'm feeling

8:03

loopy because it smells so bad. I get like

8:05

that strong. Why do you like it Mike? I

8:08

just think you're being a puss. No, no,

8:10

I think that we have a nice truck.

8:15

It's got 2,000 miles on it and it's

8:17

already getting a black ice thrown into it.

8:20

It still smells like new truck. It just,

8:22

I agree. After a while you got so

8:24

riled up. Like I've seen you like trip

8:26

about like way less about crazier

8:28

things. So then we just started putting black

8:30

ice in just to get you going. Dude,

8:32

I don't know. Yeah, no kidding.

8:34

It just doesn't smell good. I agree. It smells

8:37

like ice. They're putting it in there. What are

8:39

they even trying to do? Like it's not even

8:41

working. No, it is working because it was

8:43

for you. Well, congratulations. I guess it

8:46

did work. Black ice air

8:48

freshers work. Well, everyone comment

8:50

down below. Do you guys think black

8:52

ice smells good and would

8:54

you put it in a brand new... No. Ford Platinum

8:56

pickup. But you guys did. Do you think that is

8:58

a good move? We did. Would you do that as

9:01

a living or back home? No, we never did. It

9:03

was the Cummins. I never did. Okay, put it in

9:05

the Cummins. Another new review. Well, it was a work

9:07

truck. It has a lot more miles than 2000. I

9:10

have another game. You know, it kind of seems to be a bit

9:12

of a tradition. Evan comes on the

9:14

podcast and I have a little game for him to play.

9:18

I'll describe a word or an item

9:20

or a thing and then you say

9:22

your term for it. Your lingo, your

9:25

secret lingo. Okay, I don't think I

9:27

fully understand but... How

9:29

could I help explain that? I don't know, just because it's a

9:31

game. You

9:34

say a word and then I say what

9:36

I think about the word you say. No,

9:38

no, like what you call it. Yeah. Oh,

9:41

okay. Okay, okay. When someone says this. Like

9:43

you say couch, I say Chesterfield. Sure. Whatever

9:45

that is. Precisely that. All

9:47

right, that's the first one. Speaking of the couch,

9:49

a TV remote control. Remus.

9:53

Remus. Where is the

9:55

Ramone? The Remus. I call it that. Oh

9:57

man, I'm not even... Remus. I think that...

10:00

just goes back to being a kid we just for

10:02

some reason it was funny like I think there was

10:04

like a I don't even know we

10:06

just call it the remus yeah you do

10:08

too for yeah what's your reason like we

10:10

don't even know dude I've just said that

10:12

that's just where's the remus yeah yeah

10:15

I don't know where interesting very bizarre

10:17

I guess that both of you like

10:19

I've never we call it the Ramon to where's

10:24

the Ramon what would you

10:26

say when you know you might

10:29

have done something to get yourself in a little

10:31

bit of trouble hmm sounding it sounds like I

10:33

got jammed up jammed

10:36

up Michael was riding his dirt bike

10:38

he fell and he ripped

10:40

his trousers

10:43

oh yeah trousers it's

10:46

a very complex way of explaining it yeah I

10:48

was answering for you because you're slow today well

10:50

I don't know you ripped anything if

10:52

you just flipped his bike over on the highway but

10:54

I have watched him rip his pants twice on highway

10:56

11 but it's on the 150 once on what

10:59

if I just flipped my bike over in the highway

11:01

but I didn't rip my pants what did I do

11:04

probably lose your wallet oh some

11:06

people have a tight blank

11:09

yeah somewhere

11:14

where you lose something in

11:17

your oh

11:20

my god oh when you

11:22

smash your rig piled

11:30

up can mean a number of things like you could go out to

11:32

Zorbuz and black out on a

11:34

Wednesday at like 12 o'clock and then wake

11:36

up at 10 in the morning not know

11:38

what happened and I got piled up last

11:41

night this feels like like like

11:43

the dating game or like a game show where there's

11:45

like catchphrases and we're supposed to be on the same

11:47

wavelength yeah it's kind

11:49

of complicated you're just giving

11:51

me little hint I'm sure I'll quicker at

11:53

this F where would you go to

11:55

the local store you got to pick up

11:58

some red bulls and some vittles for the day It's not

12:00

the corn mouth store. Oh, vittles, that was a good

12:02

one. Dude, shit. Something for snacks. Well,

12:04

either the Dollar Genital or the Liquor Barn. Dollar

12:07

Genital. Okay. How

12:10

about if you already had your puppies

12:12

and coffee, that's plug number two for the day, and

12:15

you're about to... This is

12:17

a good one. Oh, man.

12:19

I don't know. File

12:21

some paperwork in the Oval Office? No. Close.

12:25

You're not near the Oval Office. And

12:27

it's not even on the door. So something might happen. If you don't

12:29

make it to the toilet, you might. Come on, dude. Oh,

12:32

my God. I know. What do I say?

12:34

You would pile up your shorts. I'm about to pile up my

12:36

shorts. Which I believe you did yesterday. Okay. Yeah.

12:40

That was actually so BS. I was

12:42

like, oh, whatever. It's going to be kind of funny. I might stink Dalton off

12:44

the golf cart. It's good for that boy. be

13:19

going to be going to be going to be

13:21

going to be going to be going to be going to be going

13:26

to be going to

13:28

be going to be going to be

13:30

going to be going to be going to be going to

13:32

be going to be going to be going to be going

13:34

to be going to be going to be going

13:36

to be going to be going to

13:41

be going to be going to be going to be going ooh. I

13:44

have multiple things that I'm like really like which one.

13:46

How the fuck do I know your terms better

13:49

than you have? I'm the one that just spittles

13:51

them out. You absorb them. Alright,

13:54

you're on the golf course. Your buddy shanks

13:56

one into the pond. He's gonna...

14:00

fuck I don't know I thought you were gonna say hit

14:02

one into the rhubarb but now oh the rhubarb! but you said

14:04

hit one into the pond yep

14:07

so you're gonna you don't say this one

14:09

much but when you hit a golf

14:11

ball this completely backfired I'm sorry guys I'm having

14:13

a hard time with this one gonna have a

14:15

turtle sucking on that ball I have

14:17

never said that you have you have I thought it was

14:19

so funny not a million I was like this one you

14:21

didn't say much yeah you haven't

14:23

said it a million times maybe I said it

14:25

with I don't know okay well not literally a

14:28

million times you're saying it a million times Brian

14:30

this one I just I'll set you right up I feel

14:32

like you guys are setting me up for things I say

14:34

when I'm at the bar now I have to remember it

14:36

maybe okay this

14:39

one I'm walking you into so we're out at the track it hasn't

14:41

rained in a month ooh can't

14:43

relate obviously drier than a popcorn fart? yes sir

14:45

yeah you got that one I

14:47

don't think we've hit this one yet

14:49

and it's hands down the most said

14:52

all blank my tire popped

14:55

crepes? that was a good setup that

14:58

was easy I could fill in the blanks there I

15:00

guess I'm just off Ryan's just throwing you on a

15:02

wild goose chair well no I just everything you said

15:04

I was just like I don't know I felt like

15:06

there was multiple answers I was trying to think of

15:08

the best one what are we getting

15:10

at the bar for drinks later? Riptile

15:14

meets cocktail oh

15:16

hahaha Cocktillians

15:20

ahh there we go taking up

15:22

your own words is fun but it's not for

15:24

everybody yes so where do I I can't get

15:26

carried away with it but you're very tasteful what's

15:29

like the latin root of most of these words

15:31

I guess you could say like the northern root

15:33

I don't even know like the remus

15:35

and most of them I don't even know if

15:37

I like invented them I maybe just picked them

15:39

up somewhere I liked it it's like when

15:41

you hang out with like an old timer you like

15:44

pick a thing up or two but when you hang

15:46

out with like a northerner you pick up a thing

15:48

yeah like for sure my whole Cheeto thing definitely came

15:50

from one of my old timer buddies he

15:53

said it a few times it was funny and everyone

15:55

just upstairs started saying it yeah that's funny I

15:57

guess we kind of missed that one too but that one's Yeah,

16:00

we did. That one became a brand

16:02

in its probably gonna get a snack brand. It's

16:05

a good idea. They could be a little orange

16:07

puffs. Dude, I love people are like DMing me

16:09

and snapping me pictures of Cheeto trucks all the

16:11

time. Or just bags at the store wherever. I

16:14

can't help it. If I pass a Cheeto truck,

16:16

I just have to send you a snap. Same.

16:18

I'm on your way to your place, Evan. I

16:20

don't know why, but this makes me think of

16:22

you, brother. It's amazing they got a whole truck

16:24

just to deliver Cheetos. I mean, you

16:26

know, there's probably a whole assortment of... Just put them

16:28

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16:30

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18:48

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18:50

dude I've had one frickin drink dude I've

18:52

been trying to hang out with Evan for

18:55

like two hours. Well that's your problem two

18:57

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18:59

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19:01

got all flustered we go to the pub for lunch

19:03

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19:06

couldn't keep up with Evan. I'm sitting there

19:08

and then my doctor walks in. Do you have a

19:10

doctor? I do have a doctor now I finally went

19:12

to the doctor after a couple years. Three

19:14

o'clock in the afternoon drinking a beer.

19:18

Yeah well that was he probably looked at you and

19:20

was like yep checks out. Oh

19:22

geez it was like yesterday in yesterday's

19:25

video when Evan was like hey

19:27

big hey do you

19:29

think that we should ask Big Wrench if

19:32

it's okay if we bounce this turbo mini

19:34

truck off the rev limiter. I was like

19:36

something tells me if you ask a mechanic

19:38

that it's like asking a doctor like hey

19:40

do you think like I should

19:42

eat healthy or is like fast food

19:44

okay. I just feel like rev limiters

19:46

are there for a reason you

19:48

know they're put in place. Yeah how's that going for you? Pretty

19:51

well most of time except for on two grooves

19:53

because they have a soft head gasket. How about

19:55

the rev limiter on that motorcycle that you brought

19:57

home that had four miles on it. because

20:01

like it's interesting because you

20:03

said that you didn't

20:05

do anything wrong to it but other people

20:08

had other things to say you

20:10

know what I love that you just normally

20:12

people would on the weekend they take a

20:14

minute off from their job in

20:16

your case your job is breaking things but you

20:18

just you just kept

20:20

going dude you said hey guys let me take

20:23

this project home this weekend I'll bring it back

20:25

up north I'll take care of it don't worry

20:27

about it that's what I like about you have

20:29

you know even when you're not on the clock

20:31

you're still practicing it's

20:33

such a fine line I don't know what's on the

20:35

clock what's off is all blended together oh

20:38

I guess one thing before we completely move on yeah

20:42

I think that there's a reason that my

20:44

truck smells so bad on the inside actually

20:46

what is it I let Gavin

20:48

drive my truck to go

20:50

and pick something up and then on the way home he you

20:53

know swung by the local watering

20:55

hole to pick somebody up that

20:58

might have over served himself and

21:00

then he was swimming in the swamp swimming in

21:02

the swamp he picked Evan up from the bar

21:04

at 2 a.m. after Evan was swimming in the

21:06

swamp we hope

21:08

we have and for some reason my truck smells

21:11

like a swamp in in

21:13

Evans nostrils apparently for some reason in

21:15

my defense long before no I think

21:17

that's the last time that you were

21:19

in it and you know man is

21:22

your smells in here oh I wonder

21:24

why yeah I gave out a wet

21:26

mole rat riding do it have

21:28

a rat opening right in it or of us

21:30

inaugural swim in the swamp you gotta do it

21:33

is that a new thing I mean I might

21:35

have invented it but gonna stay that way I

21:38

can't believe how many cattails are in there I don't

21:40

know what happened with those it was amazing I came

21:43

in there the next morning it was like when

21:45

we were 12 years old and would ride a

21:47

snowmobile through the cat tail that's

21:49

what the inside of my truck looks like

21:52

and I was like what could have possibly

21:54

happened last night yeah he's like

21:56

I picked Evan up from Zorba's and I was like

21:58

I know exactly what happened if they truck look

22:00

like that can you imagine what I look like I

22:02

can't thank God we don't have footage of that so

22:05

me and CJ went on the local

22:07

news this morning or like North Dakota today

22:10

I think is what it's called and

22:13

the whole like news set right pop of

22:15

a video right here like very very well

22:17

lit yeah but like you're walking in you're

22:19

like looking around oh my god we're gonna

22:21

be sitting on that couch like you see

22:23

like the backside it'd be like walking into

22:25

like the podcast studio and like kind of

22:28

seeing like what I'm looking at right now

22:30

right and then that's like when it gets

22:32

real you're nervous yeah I was actually live

22:34

yeah and like everything really know what they're

22:36

gonna say or if like I was just

22:38

gonna black out and forget how to talk

22:41

yeah you're like walking in I didn't want my voice to

22:43

start trembling to you know like I think with

22:46

those I was actually I kind of nervous I

22:48

don't even know if there's that many people watching

22:50

it like relative to right everything else but I

22:52

think those will just like anything they live on

22:54

like I remember doing some interviews when I was

22:56

younger and if you say like one dumb sentence

22:58

like they're not saving you yeah like cuz they

23:00

just think it's normal oh well you went on

23:03

yeah that's right when you went on the news

23:05

they say like one dumb sentence like what'd you

23:07

say I don't know I can't you got roasted

23:09

for it yeah for the snowboarding yeah like you'll

23:11

just you're talking you're trying to sound and I

23:13

do it all the time I guess I just didn't

23:15

like it you know I get very nervous around YouTube

23:17

because like definitely use it

23:19

you're right if you mess up around here

23:22

you're definitely fine that's YouTube that's that's the

23:24

whole personality but then like on the news

23:26

like all I could be doing killing it

23:28

and then say something like kind of

23:30

where it makes you guys go like this and you'll

23:32

roast me for the next day can you try and find

23:34

what Mike said when he was on the news I don't

23:37

think you can find it

23:39

well anyway so it's intense

23:41

it is intense it's very

23:43

like nerve-wracking because it is

23:45

like a pretty high production so and

23:47

like everything we do you'd be like aren't you

23:49

on camera like all day but yeah you know

23:51

we cut it in post that if you really

23:53

don't like it so anyway we like

23:56

to sit down and we're like talking to the

23:58

news anchor lady and she's like trying to

24:00

get to know us a little bit more

24:02

because we're basically there for the scholarship that

24:04

we're doing for NDSCS. So

24:06

we're with the NDSCS lady too,

24:09

and going into it, I'm assuming that

24:11

they were like, hey, the C-boys are

24:13

coming in, they have a YouTube channel,

24:16

and she was probably like, okay, I better

24:18

do my research to kind of know who

24:20

these guys are. And so

24:22

we show up and we're talking to this

24:25

lady and she's like, yeah, yeah,

24:27

I watched one of your videos, where you like

24:29

introed it with like a drone to

24:31

CJ, and we're both sitting there like. I was

24:33

so confused too. She's like, yeah, it was like

24:35

you and the drone. I'm like,

24:38

yeah. Yeah, so we just figured out

24:40

that it was one of the podcasts,

24:45

and then we're like, oh, okay, yeah, that was one

24:47

of the podcasts, like not the

24:49

main thing I guess that we do, one of the things that

24:51

we do, but doesn't like necessarily

24:53

like represent, I guess like C-boys TV brand,

24:55

if like that's what we're here for. She

24:57

was like, yeah, that was crazy. I was

24:59

like, yeah, I guess. So she

25:01

says that and then we're like, okay. And then

25:03

she was like, yeah, and then like, you know,

25:06

I was looking at some other videos, like the

25:08

300 foot slip and slide, and we're like, oh

25:10

no, this woman just went to

25:12

the page and then

25:14

just hit very bottom. Yeah, it was not ideal.

25:16

Yeah, and then like a music video, and we're

25:18

like, oh my God, we're like, oh my God,

25:21

this is what, oh no,

25:23

you know, like the first three

25:25

videos we ever made. And

25:27

then one podcast video. There's some backhanded compliments in

25:29

there too, you know. Yeah, and what you guys

25:32

are doing is so cute. And

25:37

that's fun. I think I even said it to her, I

25:39

was like, yeah, no, yeah. Those

25:41

don't really represent us. It

25:44

is kind of an odd thing to explain, because yes, you

25:46

did it, but also you did

25:48

it like six years ago, eight

25:50

years ago. And the NDSCS

25:53

lady was like super nice, and she

25:55

was like, yeah, but like, you know,

25:57

that was just a building block. to

26:00

where you are now. You know, like trying to defend

26:02

us and be like, yeah, but you guys wouldn't be

26:04

here right now if it wasn't for moments like that

26:06

or videos like that. And I was

26:08

like, thank you for saying that. Cause

26:10

I was going to go home and

26:13

delete half of our channel. Not

26:16

actually. Cause I mean, we've said that. Like we have so

26:18

many videos that are just like, quite frankly,

26:20

just cringy and embarrassing, but like. You're like

26:22

late at night contemplating. You don't

26:24

know where to do the cut off. So

26:26

you're just like half. Yeah, half. I'll delete

26:28

the back half. That gets us to four

26:30

years ago where we got somewhat okay at

26:32

making videos. But it was kind

26:35

of like one of those uncomfortable moments, I

26:37

guess of like, you know, she's clearly just

26:39

trying to do her research. Next time we're

26:41

sending Evan and Ken. Yes. I

26:44

don't think that's a good idea. That would

26:46

be fantastic. It'd be a long time ago.

26:49

Jake and I did like a career day

26:51

for a middle school morehead. Oh my God.

26:53

I can't imagine that. Why?

26:56

What was the context of that? You're trying to tell kids

26:58

like, oh yeah, this is a career

27:00

option. Be a YouTuber. Terrible. Seems

27:02

like a terrible set up in like a gymnasium.

27:05

And you had like a career fair. Fourth

27:08

or fifth grade classroom. They brought

27:10

in like a bunch of different people. And we were, as long

27:12

as they wear those kids now. Jail.

27:17

They're old. I think sometimes

27:19

people don't realize. And they're just like, all these

27:22

kids love the seaboys. And then they'll like ask us

27:24

to do like, you just get in certain situations where

27:26

like, I don't know if I'm the man for the

27:28

job here, but I appreciate the time.

27:31

Here's why Ken and Evan going on the news. It

27:33

is a good idea because we get some

27:36

of the laugh about for the next- No cut. No

27:38

cut. That's what

27:40

it is. We got it. We got it. The

27:43

next PR opportunity we have. Hey, ask a

27:45

question. Ken just goes, Evan,

27:47

you want to answer that? And Evan goes, oh,

27:49

nope, you got it Ken. And Ken just goes, next

27:54

question. Next question. Because then

27:56

if we just never said anything about it,

27:58

they'd be like, dang. ourselves but

28:00

if we just then brought it up on the next podcast

28:03

or something we like yeah we

28:05

it was an inside job we knew we

28:07

knew these two couldn't talk playing very well

28:09

could have fucked it up though it was

28:11

pretty easy to fuck up it's a whole

28:13

nother level of stress when it's literally live

28:15

that thing your people are watching that I

28:17

did look it up on Facebook here it

28:19

has nine likes Wow Fargo

28:22

local news blowing up dude

28:25

I like doing things like that though because it puts

28:27

us in front of a new audience there's

28:29

so many times that we're out and about and

28:32

in different people know us from different things yeah

28:34

it was nice to like it was just

28:36

like a different kind of uncomfortableness you know

28:38

like like it was like normally you're kind

28:40

of just comfortable like whatever we're kind of

28:42

doing for the most part I mean like

28:44

there's playing situations where you're not but like

28:46

it was just a different kind of uncomfortable because

28:49

you're I was like damn I haven't been this

28:51

like nervous for something in a while actually I

28:53

thought of that this morning when I

28:55

was showering and I had a decision to make whether

28:58

I was either gonna go with you guys and be

29:00

on the interview or I was gonna come to the

29:02

shop and get everything ready around here and I went

29:04

oh I'm kind of nervous for that I'm just gonna

29:06

text them see if it's cool if I don't go

29:09

and I and I get everything figured out around here

29:11

and you guys like yep that's cool we'll handle it

29:13

and then about 25 minutes later

29:16

I was like damn one day you

29:18

know maybe we'll be on the today's show or

29:20

something and then I made a building block I

29:22

missed the building blocks and now I gotta jump

29:24

all the way to this like really

29:26

stressful thing you know luckily for

29:29

you can inevitable be the ones

29:31

on the today show thank goodness

29:33

thank you brother I I got

29:35

asked to do like a TEDx

29:38

talk oh really yeah I was

29:40

just like and

29:43

I never like do them I never gave him a yes

29:46

or no and then I'm sure they just found somebody else

29:48

this tech Fargo I was like well how many like

29:51

TEDx do they do like a year maybe

29:53

have some more time to like prepare they were like

29:56

one a year Oh wow and then

29:58

I were the one at one guy. For

30:00

the year? yeah and I was like

30:02

him than a lot of pressure. And.

30:05

That other how many people in their like

30:07

like four thousand oh my gosh or twenty

30:09

five always You? yeah I'm going to say

30:11

like sammy just go and talk yeah Just

30:13

as normally there's like some kind of a

30:15

learning thing though Athos like your china way

30:17

out teach the I have i will eisner

30:19

vagina and building banks and stuff like what's

30:21

is woven less now I'm be an idiot

30:23

and still make it or what if I

30:26

was gonna do our you will lessen the

30:28

listener. If I was gonna say yes I

30:30

was probably gonna just have you do it

30:32

and you could have woven it in with

30:34

i have your can toss. And legs is

30:36

this they go behind what you do this

30:38

he goes Yup for sir I see their

30:40

semi healthy a larger that if i was

30:42

year the just commit iraq Actually boys have

30:44

what does I think that would be. You.

30:47

Know more play couple to situation like

30:49

that by have. Also it's like we're

30:51

kind of in a unique position or

30:53

send our area where I think you

30:55

would still be interesting. but I've done

30:57

a couple things like that too but

30:59

arm. Yeah that one

31:01

was like I was outside so nervous

31:04

about and i just as an act

31:06

like adults. And. Or they want to

31:08

assess, assess and I feel account of viscous.

31:11

I was like aloe would have been a

31:13

cool up to what. oh what? am I

31:15

haven't again? Maybe last night Sydney was like

31:17

yes, ever thought about taking improv classes. And.

31:20

Like know, By. And I have

31:22

yeah really yeah for and it's kind of this

31:24

ah ha ha. still far away as dumb as

31:26

as opiate would be really funny to and of

31:28

housing grew as a time nor my proposing the

31:31

we actually just like take improv classes but you'd

31:33

think it would make you. Quicker.

31:36

Funnier, Whittier. Do. or

31:38

the improv classes classes or is it just training

31:40

i think you just new one and you matter

31:42

when i was practicing i would imagine that every

31:44

day that the improv classes around here are like

31:46

nothing like they are in unlike hollywood not that

31:49

i'm trying to go to hollywood improv classes either

31:51

but that's where we'll go the best place in

31:53

the world is it's as if it did you

31:55

guys take public speaking yes i loved it rarely

31:57

only good training everyone yeah do as because

32:00

once you get over the whole like it

32:03

was just a mindset thing like no I don't actually want

32:05

to be up there speaking to but I only had like

32:07

30 kids in my class but yeah once you get past

32:09

that and you just like screw it just

32:12

act like same for the camera just

32:14

like act like you're not awkward and then

32:16

you're not but if you think you're awkward

32:18

you probably are my biggest thing is like

32:20

I just I hated like talking

32:22

about something that you don't care about like it'd

32:24

be so easy to go in and do I

32:27

guess see boys or something that

32:29

I actually know about I'd not

32:31

in front of that many like four thousand

32:33

but last speech just ironic since I was

32:35

sitting next to this guy I

32:38

did my last speech on why

32:40

you should wear a helmet when

32:42

you ride a motorcycle. It went

32:45

great everyone's like yeah yeah yeah you

32:47

should I mean again I'm speaking like

32:49

30 people and probably two of them

32:51

road motorcycles so can you imagine Evans

32:53

in the back and he just like it's

32:55

like a full-blown debate. Yeah

32:58

they're like this isn't a

33:00

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crank my hard to say i wasn't sure

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that where did you acquire

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that well where everyone gets everything nowadays

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eBay the internet the

36:12

internet was it even side of the it was a straight-up

36:15

Facebook ad all the link had

36:17

a little shot pay two buttons done

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yeah they make it awfully convenient do we

36:22

gotta get on that are we on that

36:24

yes no yeah yeah we are dude

36:26

that's that's a dangerous thing I don't

36:28

know you guys know we had off but like

36:31

if I'm just sitting on the couch my wallets

36:33

over there I just go like you can double

36:35

click it twice and it checks out I'm like

36:37

yeah I didn't need that you're convenient other novel

36:39

you don't even get it from the closet oh

36:41

yeah Ryan you're kind of off that now huh

36:43

yeah well I figured out I have my goal

36:45

was to have a new one every podcast but

36:47

it's like 25 30

36:50

bucks plus shipping it ended up being like 40 bucks

36:52

an episode in t-shirts that was coming out

36:55

of the personal pocket right and I was

36:57

like damn this is kind of this is

36:59

kind of excessive and nobody ever said anything

37:01

about everybody here Ryan's wearing

37:03

like the most wax shirt expecting

37:05

everyone to be like hey

37:08

and then the comments be like hey nobody

37:10

is just crickets we used to it does

37:12

suck that you're like you get the you're

37:14

kind of off that because now you

37:16

just have like 30 shirts in your

37:19

arsenal that you've already worn oh dude yeah

37:21

yeah I mean also maybe

37:23

I just have matured and I

37:25

think that they just aren't as

37:27

funny I just was going through a phase now

37:29

you drive Corvettes and wear jean shorts oh yeah

37:32

yeah you kind of think it

37:34

works I'm doing you were prematurely

37:37

wearing getting shorts just for even

37:39

the Corvette owners around you know

37:41

walk through you don't even have

37:43

stop wearing those popping out of

37:45

the Corvette is so satisfying this

37:49

is the modern-day young man's version of

37:52

the George just wear them

37:54

for forever now yeah it's a George summer

37:56

dude you'll never change your style and then

37:58

that'll be the old The old man's

38:01

style. Yeah, they're coming back. It's actually cold around here.

38:03

Do you guys remember when I got my Corvette and

38:05

dressed up like a Corvette guy and then we just

38:07

happened to drive through cormorant. We

38:10

met a guy in a Corvette and I

38:12

hopped out and I'm wearing like the same thing

38:14

that these guys are wearing like you. And he

38:16

was wearing the Jett. It was pretty stereotypical. My

38:18

favorite part was when you were razzing the other

38:20

Corvette driver for not having any Corvette gear. He

38:22

didn't have a Corvette hat on. He didn't have

38:25

any Corvette merch. He

38:27

was like, well, where's your Corvette merch? And he's like, oh,

38:29

it's at home. Next time I

38:31

see you, you better have it. I

38:34

think he was like, no, I will. I will.

38:36

I usually wear it because he kind of got

38:38

caught slipping. It's like one of those situations. I

38:40

don't hop in mine without the hat. So

38:44

it was funny because I have obviously

38:47

been so excited. Get my

38:49

car and all that. And Alondra

38:51

texts me and she goes into Fargo and

38:53

she goes, yeah, I saw a bunch of

38:55

them driving around today. It just

38:57

is a slight bummer. She doesn't know that's a bad

38:59

thing. But like it was a slight bummer hearing

39:02

that like a bunch of people have the same cars, you

39:04

know, whatever. And I go, oh,

39:06

well, they're probably not. The 06 is, you know, whatever.

39:08

That's OK. So I hyped

39:10

myself up the other day.

39:12

She was at Target and

39:15

she sent me a picture. And it's

39:17

a Corvette Z06 parked in

39:19

a handicap stall with a handicap sticker

39:21

in the window. So they were leaving.

39:23

And I went, damn. So

39:25

cool car. It's so cool. Handicapped people

39:27

can't drive cars. No, I just figured

39:29

they would just. It just kept the

39:31

tradition on that old people, old men.

39:35

Old men. Not that it's old. Handicapped. Yeah,

39:37

you're right. You don't have to be old.

39:41

No, you get to be young and

39:43

handicapped by the only old men drive.

39:46

It's like it's not necessarily a young man's car.

39:48

Like it's like 40 plus. To

39:50

be fair, that guy, the part of the handicap, Saul,

39:52

he was driving a red 06 with a big wing

39:54

and all that. All I don't

39:56

know. Sorry. Pocket. What

40:00

a piss bad. How about spot? Yeah

40:02

sure. Yeah parking spot. That reminds me that

40:04

I tell you guys about the the fire

40:07

that I put out and and

40:09

save the neighborhood. No you didn't. That was

40:11

cool. I thought on your Snapchat. So I'm

40:13

driving to DL and on the left side

40:15

of the road there like the ditch was

40:18

on fire and I'm like oh that's that's

40:20

pretty weird but you know ditches don't just

40:22

start on fire it's probably like a controlled

40:24

burn or something and then

40:26

so I I keep driving probably another like tenth

40:28

of a mile and then there's some guys some

40:31

plumbers that are out

40:33

in the ditch stomping out the fire. So I

40:35

whip around and I go like what's going on with

40:37

the fire and they're like we don't know. Plumbers

40:39

putting out fires. What does this world come to? Sorry.

40:43

And so they were like I don't know we

40:45

just saw it was on fire. So I whipped

40:47

around and like tried to help stomp out the

40:49

fire but it was super windy and it was

40:51

growing towards the woods like it was

40:53

it was expanding fast and there's a

40:55

house in the woods and I was

40:58

uh. Hosted your shoes literally. Yeah. Hosted

41:00

my shoes. In the trash afterwards but

41:02

sacrificed. Yeah. To put the fire out. So

41:04

I didn't really put it out. I think I slowed

41:06

it down a little bit but then eventually it got

41:08

so out of control that I couldn't do anything and

41:10

then the fire department showed up and

41:12

they put it out and then after it was

41:14

out. Wasn't it the same guys that came when

41:16

we were. Yeah yeah it was the same guys

41:18

and they were like you again you starting to

41:20

ditch on fire now huh. Yeah they all are

41:23

looking at me like oh great what this guy

41:25

do and they're like he says that exactly that

41:27

he goes oh great you again. I go I

41:29

swear this one wasn't me. And then we laughed

41:31

about it but he was like what what actually

41:33

is happening and I was like I don't know

41:35

just drove by and the ditch was on fire.

41:37

That is so bizarre. The funniest part

41:39

was there was a kid that was from

41:41

Colorado and he was driving to Minneapolis and

41:44

so it was it was by chance he went

41:46

out of the way to drive by our shop

41:48

and see Cormorant and just kind of experienced the

41:50

area right. They were going to go get lunch

41:52

in DL and as they're driving by they see

41:55

me parked on the side of the road stomping

41:57

out a man. They're always up

42:00

this. Something yeah, and so

42:02

like I kind of thought he was local and so we started

42:04

chatting goes no I'm from Colorado like I just got out of

42:06

the car for the first time in 14 hours I

42:08

like wow and I just drove down the road and

42:10

saw you stomping on a fire. I was like damn

42:13

He's telling you this while his pant legs on fire

42:16

What so what started that you think? Probably

42:18

cigarette either cigarette or like chain

42:20

sparking on the highway. Maybe all

42:22

yeah, that'll happen sometimes That's

42:25

one thing that you Ken and Evan you guys don't got to

42:27

worry about Starting to ditch on

42:29

fire with your

42:31

vapes So

42:41

I walked into our storage unit Yesterday

42:46

I saw this four-wheeler sitting in there

42:48

and then I double took and

42:51

I was like why do we have a a

42:56

Suzuki four-wheeler that used to be owned by

42:58

our good friend Justin when we first started

43:00

the channel if you're a real og Probably

43:03

know what it looks like that mica bought

43:05

from Justin Then it sat in

43:07

the corner of our storage unit until we said you

43:09

got to do something with this and then he sold

43:11

it I'm a Justin Justin

43:13

that's not true though, and I have a

43:15

feeling my money Mike strikes again somebody bought

43:18

it That's not true. You guys didn't make

43:20

me sell it. I was offered to Someone

43:23

wanted to buy it a close friend of mine

43:25

and I said sure I'll sell to you and

43:28

then he said I don't need This anymore you want

43:30

it back. I said hell yeah, and why do

43:32

you buy it back at full price? No? Oh,

43:34

that's good less, but what are you planning on

43:36

doing with that Mike Pro spin in the block?

43:41

Dude, I think it's amazing No,

43:44

it was a great wheeler. I'm just

43:46

like I'm like on the nostalgic note

43:48

So like the only race quad now

43:50

made is Yamaha They make

43:52

the rafter wood and not even race Sick

43:57

that they still do but no other company makes

44:00

Quad and the cool thing is is that that to

44:02

the 2008 damn near just as good as the 2023

44:06

we have in the garage and I just wanted it

44:08

back and it looks cool quad. Yeah,

44:10

and it's a sick quad, man I don't

44:12

know what you got maybe a sucker,

44:14

but you got an accountant

44:16

on the real prove your purchases I

44:18

would hate that He wouldn't build

44:21

it by anything Exactly like

44:23

me asking my accountant is the same vibe is

44:25

like asking the lawyer or this and

44:27

that shit should I buy? Probably not

44:29

I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah. Why'd I

44:32

even ask? You

44:34

already know the answer. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they know

44:36

and then you're like, what the hell am I

44:38

paying you for? No,

44:41

but yeah are the homie Justin?

44:44

OG Justin Hanson used to own it and then

44:46

I bought it from him and then I sold

44:48

it to Ryan's cousin Justin and then he wrote

44:50

it for a while and then sold it back

44:52

to me. I just remember it You're not a

44:54

run Justin like I thought it didn't run. I

44:56

think the last night does it run It

44:58

was yeah, it runs now. I got Justin fix. Yeah

45:03

You were debating there to say like if it

45:05

was broken or not maybe but then you came

45:07

right back I know it runs now. Yeah, which

45:09

means it clearly was broken. It was when he

45:11

sold it That's why I remember

45:14

it as Mike do something with this four-wheeler because

45:16

it was just sitting in the way Broken

45:18

for like two years wasn't what I would

45:20

oil drain plug like seized into it and

45:22

you couldn't drain the oil out of it

45:25

Oh, I hope not. Yeah, it's been drained

45:27

for like oh, you never change Yeah,

45:29

I heard it was just cross threaded so hard that you

45:31

just had to like tilt it to the side to get

45:33

the oil Oh and put fresh stuff in I don't

45:35

even remember. Maybe that's what they were. It looks clean now

45:37

and it runs great It looks

45:39

super clean. Who cares about the drain plug or the

45:41

transmission on that person I was like it would when

45:44

we were jumping it it was the plastics It would

45:46

kill itself in the air and I like figure out

45:48

why I was doing that and it doesn't sound dangerous

45:50

Yeah, and it's but it's good. No. Yeah, have

45:53

you jumped it? No, I haven't jumped it. Did

45:55

he ever probably not?

45:57

Okay, I guess the verdict

45:59

still Full circle right

46:01

back where we started dude. We're chillin. I mean

46:03

if I didn't have all these toys What would

46:05

you guys steal the motor out of it's true?

46:07

It's true. That's a great point likes terrible Financial

46:11

decisions make a lot of

46:13

great content and that's personal opinion the terrible That

46:16

might be embellishing, but but yeah, no they make

46:18

a lot of great content So I'm

46:20

just excited because I've always thought those

46:22

quads are so sick Never

46:25

rode one get it for Evan. Did you hear

46:27

that? He thinks it's you hear that clip that

46:29

clip Put it out there, dude I

46:39

heard I've always thought those quads were

46:41

sick. Yeah, dude. You think quads are sick. No

46:43

that Heavens

46:48

like signature underneath it. Can we make it

46:50

quads quads are sick and then signed off

46:52

by Evan I'll uh Micah you go design

46:55

it will have it all by next Monday

46:58

Do I really need to admit I've I have fun on a quad

47:00

once in a while, you know Have

47:03

you guys been Evan wheelie the r6

47:05

swapped Raptor Yamaha Raptor

47:08

quad it is insane I was

47:10

like, I mean, he's not gonna he's gonna be

47:12

a wheelie it was not gonna be that crazy

47:14

And then it was insane speaking of quad wheelies

47:16

or quad four-wheelers I

47:19

just saw like this kit that like makes Cross

47:22

rockets into four-wheelers really I'm trying to get

47:25

one. We already did that Yeah,

47:27

but leaving the bike like you're

47:29

leaving the bike Yeah,

47:31

you're saying put a swing arm in a front end on

47:35

in our six and you don't got your motor swap

47:41

Which ones better man big grand Gavin

47:43

are gonna be stoked well, that's a kit

47:45

though So that's what I mean. Yeah, they'll

47:47

be Easier got

47:50

that to look sometimes those guys always still find

47:52

a problem with the kit where I go if

47:54

it was you or I that Ordered this kit.

47:57

They still got the welders and the grinders and everything else out

47:59

even it was All inclusive kit

48:01

dude every time I show up and and yeah I

48:03

think that oh this one should be easy and then

48:05

they're grinding and welding the way I'm like what the

48:07

hell What are you guys even doing? Dude,

48:10

that's my favorite part is when I do

48:12

go down there though, and they're like literally

48:14

tossing sparks across the shop like hey All

48:20

they're doing is put together putting together some

48:22

pre-made shelves that Should work perfectly Gavin

48:28

is Gavin's a cutting of a part

48:30

and Brian's welding them back together

48:33

These guys man. They are so

48:36

good. We're sitting there just like yup. Yeah,

48:38

look at all that work They're like these

48:40

idiots think we're actually doing something right now

48:42

dude Ben just saying But

48:46

he was like don't I

48:48

knew what you guys knew I I

48:50

knew you guys knew what I was singing So

49:03

speaking of NASCAR can we talk about

49:05

that video of Kyle Busch get punched

49:07

in the face How

49:10

funny was that made the sport grow you

49:13

guys also made the sport girl by going

49:15

there Not as much as that.

49:17

I got a side story On

49:20

the second day. So first day was

49:22

a Xfinity race second day was cup series

49:24

at Talladega We brought Jack to Talladega. I

49:26

can't thank them enough. I olden my life

49:28

for that Anyways,

49:30

I was just taking pictures for all all

49:32

the fans on their cell phone for the

49:34

boys and the fans who came up and

49:37

The people that were taking care of us in NASCAR leaned

49:40

into me The only people

49:42

that I've seen it stopped more in my entire

49:44

life taking care of people at VIP is Bert

49:46

Kreischer and For

49:56

airports every two feet they got

49:58

stopped at every place It was

50:00

wild the Nascar the Nascar love was

50:03

crazy though. Yeah. Yeah, the Nascar love

50:05

was insane You guys just like got

50:07

stopped by everyone pit road Boulevard

50:11

VI didn't matter and then Brianna

50:13

chicken fries like well, you see boys

50:19

So Yeah,

50:21

that was a great time. That was a great

50:23

one Jeff If whenever we lost Jeff you just

50:26

look up for an elevated surface and he was

50:28

probably up there dancing and Jeff We got invited

50:30

back to NASCAR We

50:35

go to Ryan's little sisters Micah's

50:37

girlfriend's birthday And

50:42

Ryan leans in to me goes guess the proposition

50:45

we just got from NASCAR today I'm like what he

50:47

goes fourth of July Chicago We're invited

50:49

and I go sick he goes but we denied because

50:51

we're gonna be on the sandbar in Pelican And

50:55

then he goes and Ryan goes I'm working on Daytona next year

50:58

They were they were talking to us and they were like would you

51:00

guys want to come back and Jeff and Team

51:04

love Jeff. Yeah. Are you you're still friends with

51:06

all of them like on snapchat and everything snapchat

51:08

They reply to my story. They like my story.

51:11

They go. Hope you're doing well. I'm like cheering

51:13

for your Florida Panthers No,

51:18

so Kyle push yeah punch in the face I

51:20

I imagine that's what it would have

51:22

looked like if you two would have

51:24

crossed paths exactly that altercation That's

51:27

why we had security the second day. Otherwise,

51:29

you know, literally what would have got punched

51:31

in the face I think he caught wind

51:33

that you were in town talking shit, too

51:35

So it was like and that's

51:37

why they were like yo you guys need this

51:39

security guy. What was his name again? Sam Sam

51:42

Sam was the man. Yeah, shout out Sam He

51:45

wasn't as big as I was hoping though for like He

51:48

was jacked. But yeah, he would he was for

51:50

sure took down Kyle Bush Do you guys kind

51:52

of get it though after seeing like kind of

51:54

what he did and then then he gets in

51:56

an altercation And granted he didn't start it, but

51:58

he was like in his like you

52:01

get why like that's a meme to hate

52:03

on him and it's not even a meme like that's why

52:05

so many people hate him like You

52:07

know Robin's racing and then somebody passes him

52:09

and then he just gets all pissed off

52:12

Takes them out of a yeah, he took

52:14

him out come business out and then is

52:16

what? And

52:19

then he gets sucked like he should have legend there

52:21

he got hit pretty good WWE

52:23

to me. Oh, that's not a stage that

52:25

punch was soft. It kind of grazed off

52:28

him Car driver I

52:32

think he got him. I thought that was no

52:34

I think I think that they know that that

52:36

clip's gonna go more viral than any normal race

52:38

weekend the best thing they can Have it was

52:40

ashes and fights. Yeah, that'd be great. I agree

52:43

with that. Yeah, you still got fine They still

52:45

find them, but I'm 75 grand

52:47

fine like the racing that's probably

52:49

nothing For the guy

52:51

that threw the punch didn't lose nothing. So

52:53

that was awesome. He made himself look cool

52:55

I'm a man now. Yeah,

52:58

but that's the funny thing. So now they're

53:00

asking that all the drivers are back from

53:02

last week They're asking what do you think about

53:04

Ricky getting fined all this money? And a lot

53:06

of the drivers figured out that he got fined

53:08

75 grand like in the interviews and they're like

53:10

they find him 75 grand and

53:13

all I've seen on NASCAR's like social media. Yeah

53:15

fight. It's like it's kind of it's kind of

53:17

bass-acwards Yeah, wait, what that is crazy. Yeah, they'd

53:19

be thinking they should be paying them. They give

53:22

him a bone-in Yeah, they should be giving him

53:24

a bone like you I see in my house

53:26

trying to have a clean sport You know, you've

53:28

got giant sponsors that are paying millions

53:31

of dollars to be a part of like

53:33

a legitimate thing Yeah, but think about it.

53:35

They're paying to get eyeballs. They're paying for

53:37

attention. They're still got a spine emo Cuz

53:39

they act like they condone that

53:42

behavior But yeah, 75 grand is probably pennies to

53:44

that guy and his team for sure his team

53:46

for sure with how much it cost to Yeah,

53:50

I was totally worth it I was pretty

53:52

I watched it live it was fucking legendary

53:54

I was hollering like you were watching that

53:56

live. Yeah. Oh, I bet that was like

53:58

watching a UFC Followed him

54:00

up with the camera and everything it was like

54:02

it was like it was like he was walking

54:04

back It was WWE my favorite part you didn't

54:07

park his car in his pit style I was

54:09

a savage move I thought I thought that was

54:11

amazing bars it gets I never even thought of

54:13

that I know yeah, you go park your rec

54:15

car in their spot. Get out and walk away.

54:17

That's an Evan move I could see you doing

54:19

that you hop out there like this thing out

54:22

here. You just throw your hands and walk away

54:30

It got so many eyes like I yeah, I feel

54:32

like I want to start punching people Do

54:35

it do it like do it right now my

54:37

I was wondering when you were talking so I

54:39

kind of missed that first part What you saying?

54:48

And then just clipped like Evans really

54:50

had enough of Ryan shit at family

54:52

dinners Oh My

54:55

god, sorry Wait, why

54:57

am I the men is that family dinners?

54:59

I don't know apparently like you're not like

55:01

condoning Micah dating your

55:04

sister That would

55:06

not be a good reason for me to

55:08

punch him. He just punches them Yeah,

55:11

but uh, have you punched anybody in your

55:13

life? You might have been pretty don't know

55:15

no no no no I'm

55:25

like stepping back and I'm like Sam get

55:27

in there like get in that's the guy

55:29

go beat him up I don't know man.

55:31

He's not doing anything like what are they

55:33

paying you for Ben throws a drink out

55:36

of It

55:39

wouldn't have been pretty cuz I would have had I've like I

55:41

talked so much shit like there's no way That

55:44

I could have just backed down especially like in front

55:46

of my boys like that Like you guys would have

55:48

just been just fuel in the fire. I've been hilarious

55:53

Yeah, I'm pretty big guy a pretty big

55:55

guy. I it was just so funny though

55:57

I saw that video and I was like

55:59

there There goes that boy again, taking

56:01

people off. There goes that boy.

56:03

See, the bummer is like when

56:05

a fellow racer punches him, it's

56:07

like nice, you know, two competing

56:10

equals. But if you came

56:12

up after 19 Bud Lights, it

56:16

would have been after 19 beers. No way back and drink 19

56:18

beers. If you came

56:20

up to him after 19 beers, it

56:23

would have just been assault, dude. What?

56:26

Just defending you, man. I don't even want to see anyone make

56:28

you. If you were to be like, yes, I can, I'd be

56:30

like, I don't want to be a part of that. I

56:33

think Ben could drink 19 beers. Dude, there's no

56:35

way. On a NASCAR Sunday? There's

56:38

no way. There's like eight

56:40

hours at least. There's no freaking way. Only

56:42

two hours. You don't think I could? No,

56:44

I don't. But I'm not challenging. I

56:46

think you could do it in a day. A

56:49

day, yeah. For sure. 19

56:51

Bud Lights have to be a good idea. I would like to do

56:53

a C-Boy's case race. I bet you would, Ryan. Pretty

56:56

fun. I will be so far ahead and literally

56:59

pass out on 23. You

57:01

guys will be on like five. I'm going to

57:03

race right through him and then just fall short.

57:05

Just a victory. No, Mike, I guess you

57:08

might be right. I don't know if I could do that. And

57:11

if I did, it would be an ugly

57:13

sight. That's what I'm getting at. It would be an ugly sight.

57:15

That's what I'm getting at. He's like, if you were to point

57:17

out. I don't know if anybody's very pretty after 19 beers, to

57:21

be fair. Cousin Joe, you'd be pretty

57:23

well. Yeah, right. We

57:26

were at the Snowmobile race, Levi-LaValle Snowmobile

57:28

race. And we were talking with our

57:30

buddy, Adam. And he was like,

57:32

yeah, dude, my buddy that I brought with

57:35

is passed out. All right, he's just taking a nap right

57:37

now because he's drank 35 beers

57:39

today. He

57:42

got up at six. What? Yeah. Started drinking.

57:44

It was huge. And it was probably 5

57:46

o'clock at this point. Yeah. Yeah, he was

57:48

fucked up, bro. And he was like, yeah,

57:50

he's actually drank 35 beers today. Why did

57:52

he decide to do that? I think we

57:54

did it on Saturday. It pains me because

57:56

I can't remember homie's name. And I'm really

57:58

fond of him. times that

58:01

weekend. That was enough

58:03

for Evan to like that guy. So he drank 35 beers a day?

58:06

I like him. That was that. I was around for

58:08

a few of them. Yeah, so how many more did,

58:10

what was his number? I can't

58:12

be responsible for the count. I just

58:14

know that every time we were around

58:17

there were beers going down. Well, and

58:19

I think the prerequisites to that story

58:21

is they got jammed up, basically pulled

58:23

an all-nighter. They didn't

58:25

sleep. They just drank for

58:27

like 48 hours. The last time I hung out with

58:29

that crew, I got my appendix taken out the next

58:31

day. True story. Dude, true

58:33

story. I literally heard that story from them.

58:35

I don't know why. Maybe I forgot, but

58:37

yeah, they told me that. I'm like, what

58:40

are you talking about? Like, yeah, Ben told

58:42

us last time he partied with us. He

58:44

had to get his appendix removed. Dude, straight

58:46

up. They're probably pretty proud of that. They

58:48

worry. We broke him. We broke him. You

58:50

really haven't been

58:54

the same since. No, I have not. And I

58:56

told them that too. I was like, dude, my

58:59

life has actually kind of been in the gutter

59:01

ever since I hung out with you last. And

59:03

I know people just say that as a joke,

59:05

but I'm dead serious. Like I have not been

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the same. Pretty crazy. Yeah, dude, my favorite part

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was when

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we were at the after party or

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I stayed, you know, after the races,

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after the party, Gavin stayed too. And

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then, yeah, why don't you, why don't you, Gavin,

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which Gavin did you just call me? Evan

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with a G. No, no. Which one? My

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gabular Gavin. Little wrench. Gavin. I called you

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Evan with the G on

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accident. Gavin moving on. Gavin. What's

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your, there was like, why was that? Why

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are you so offended right now? I'm not

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necessarily offended. Dude, I just need

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to know which one he was talking about. Adam's

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girlfriend or someone was like, this

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isn't my scene at all here.

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Like all these like, so many races,

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everyone getting drunk and then Slim walks

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over. Like right after she says that,

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I'm like, oh yeah, they are pretty

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rowdy. Then walks over literally like. These

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are my people! Yes,

1:00:03

yes they are Slim. God

1:00:08

bless Slim. Yeah, God bless Slim. You guys,

1:00:10

you guys are my people. Thank you

1:00:12

for being here. You guys, you guys are

1:00:14

my people. New giveaway on Thursday. Holy shit,

1:00:17

it's gonna be a banger. It's

1:00:20

going to be the biggest bang a banger's ever

1:00:22

been. Bangers ever bang. Shout out

1:00:24

puppies and coffee. Shout out puppies and coffee and Rich. Shout

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out to you guys for listening. And we'll

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see you guys next week.