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by Donkeys. Jesus, I've seen what you've

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done for other people. To

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be fair, she shoots at him. Jesus, I've

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seen what you've done for other people. This

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is my favorite part of episode 19, where he

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creeps through the woods to be a sex

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pest on Neo-Russia's

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team, and the KGB

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woman just spins around and opens fire

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on him, which is what you should

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do to perverts. I should be completely

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clear here. I'm also like, where did

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she pull that pistol from? Because she's

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completely naked in the creek. Don't

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ask questions you do not want the answers

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to. Neo-Russia has technology we have not seen.

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It's either an unseen holster or

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that gun is like lube proof. I

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don't know which one it is. Mr

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Kalashnikov, we need your science and

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help. How do we build a

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lube that does not irritate human skin, but

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does not jam a weapon? And the guy's

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like, wait, why do you need this?

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Don't ask questions, don't ask questions. That's not part of your contract. You're

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not supposed to ask why. They

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need to make a sequel to that

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movie that they made about Mikhail Kalashnikov

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designing the AK, about

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him designing the lube proof gun. This

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is what happens when you get the

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Kalashnikov movie and you

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take Flubber and you put them together.

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Once again, listen, we hate to bring it back,

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but if there's any country that's going to invent

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the lube proof gun, it's going to be Israel.

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The only country that could make WhatsApp flavored ice

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cream. I've

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broken Joe. I'm trying

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to fathom what the fuck that even tastes like. Other

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than just like your phone annoying. Maybe this is

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just because we do all of our business through

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WhatsApp that whenever my phone vibrates, we're just like,

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God damn it, motherfucker. How

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do you make a flavour of ice

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cream that inherently annoys the shit out of you?

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Once again if there's any country that's gonna do

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it. That's true.

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And somehow it'll also all be funded by

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Boeing. If Boeing,

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if you're listening, please do not assassinate me.

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Very slippery staircase behind you. We

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also get, after Siza perverts,

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every main character of like through these

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three episodes, I guess we can just

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kind of collapse them all together because

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they're functionally one long episode, right? Like

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each episode follows a member of the

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Shuffle Alliance and every member of the

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Alliance is like crippled with self-doubt effectively

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because they got their asses kicked in

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by the Dark Gundam. And

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Psy wants to fight Argo Golsky,

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but for some reason Argo doesn't

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want to because he's now, you know, he's getting

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very existential with his doubts about you know

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being us effectively a slave to the Russian

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state and fighting a child, you

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know. Fair enough on Argo's part.

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He's doing Tolstoy shit. Crime

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and punishment and gundams. Yeah Tolstoy

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Gundam is a fucking... Yeah. I

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mean to be fair they did make

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a pride prejudice in zombies novel as

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a parody. We need a crime, punishment

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and gundams. I mean like if it

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was like Tolstoy and... Okay

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no that's Dostoevsky, fuck off leave me alone

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but come on. If they made Tolstoy and

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Dostoevsky Gundam the battle will last about seven

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years and then nothing will happen except you

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learn a lot about farming. It'd

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be the first Gundam with alcoholism built right

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in. We

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tried to launch this Gundam into combat but

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it fucking killed itself. And if it's the

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Dostoevsky Gundam it's just gonna inextricably become like

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super Christian and a vegetarian in its 50s.

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Fuck that could be any of these

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gundams to be completely fair that does that does this. Yeah.

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How do you like meditating under

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waterfalls and shit like a college

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like student. a gap year in Thailand or

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India or something. The only thing they're missing

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actually fuck Domon is exactly

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this. He even has a guru in the

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fucking German ninja. Yeah, he has. He's doing

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eat, pray, love shit. Yeah. And he's

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being taught by, you know, Hans, brutal.

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Um, unlike how to be, we

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don't have far be it from

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us to criticize the fine ancient

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Bavarian art of

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ninjitsu. Oh yeah.

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You know, ninjitsu was invented

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in a Saxony. I'm still

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completely baffled by this character.

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I know magical. He's a

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ninja. He's German. His name

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is Schwartz, which is a dick

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joke from fucking, uh, space balls. Like

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so many things that play here. Schwartz, brutal,

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uh, fucking yeah. And like, so I saw

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you Schwartz is almost as big as mine.

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Yes. So the size, I

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G wants to fight Argo goals. Key goals. Key

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turns them down. He's like, I'm not interested in

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fighting with you. Then

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the monks appear his like, so I

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saw cheese handlers and like, Oh, can

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you fight him? He's kind of lost

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his spark. He doesn't really want to

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fight. Then the Russian camp is attacked

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by, um, fucking dragon gun.

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Something that looks like the dragon Gundam,

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but it's like shooting flames in every

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direction. And we've seen before this that

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like the Russian Neo Russia team has

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brought with them a fair amount of

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soldiers. And we were like screaming and

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stuff when the flames go rushing into

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camp. So we get probably

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a mass murder going on here. Yeah. They

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took like a detachment of children's cartoon show.

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So we don't see all of it, but

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like it's implied. I mean, they took a

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detachment of soldiers from Afghanistan and like put

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them in fucking, uh, where's

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it there again? Oh, they're

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in fucking Guyana. They're in fucking Guyana.

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So like, listen, if there's

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any detachment of Russian soldiers in a weird place,

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it will probably be somewhere like Ghana. I

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mean, it explains why George de Sond is

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hanging out there. France controls French Guyana, you

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know, George de Sand experiencing extreme.

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They all have PTSD. That's the way they're

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like, they're all hallucinating. Every member of the

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shuffle lines is hallucinating. They're getting

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wildly violent with one another, trying

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to fight one another. You

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get a scene where Domo is just like

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slapping his sword against a tree repeatedly. Not

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sure why he can't achieve like Gundam

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Super Saiyan. It's like, that's not what

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you use a sword for. But

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like, they're all dealing with like Gundam based

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PTSD. Yeah. So

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I saw there's a scene where Domo

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is just seeing floating master Asia had

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screaming and shit talking. Yeah. And

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like, so I saw it. She has like a panic attack and

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like falls off a cliff because he sees fucking devil Gundam

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like, yeah, not a lot

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of the good mental health care systems

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in the Neo world. There's not a

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whole lot of mental health support for

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Gundam pilots. You know, I'd say it's

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not great. You think what all the

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national resources that are expended in like

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putting a nation in space, they could

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at least afford better help. Okay.

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The Neo better help is the worst

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possible thing. Better help is

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like the most cancerous fucking things on

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earth. And like, I can imagine you

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call them and like,

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I don't know, they say something incredibly racist or

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tell you that like, have you tried retreating to

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the giant Sabrero space station or you just get

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someone that doesn't speak the same language or something?

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So yeah. Uh, Argo

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essentially agree, like has a chat

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with Domon and he's like, I

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don't even enjoy fighting because Domon's like, why didn't you

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want to fight? Like this is the only time you're

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free because you're literally a prisoner like

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at any other time. And

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it's like, he's like, I don't actually enjoy

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fighting. The only time I've enjoyed fighting is

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fighting you. And then he

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agrees to fight. So I saw your my

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soulmate. And it's very funny

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cause like, size, I, she is like throws like

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a couple of kicks at him whenever and does

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absolutely nothing to Argo. And he's for some reason

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shocked by that. Like you're a literal child and

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Argo Golsky is the size of a Gundam. Yep.

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I'd like to be fair. Why would this hurt

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him? And like I know these episodes are kind

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of filler, but this fight was incredible because it

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doesn't use all the canned animations like all this

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stuff like was custom drawn and we get like

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a lot of emotion and everything. It was pretty

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cool. I think they kind of had no choice

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because they had no canned animation for these two

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to fight one another. And

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we do get Bolt

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Gundam, the Neo-Russia Gundam, getting its arm torn

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off, which for some reason happens twice in

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three episodes. Yeah, yeah. You think like you'd

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learn from the first time? I'm bad for

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the mechanics. Like you lost another fucking arm.

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God damn it. Yeah. And

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then how many Gundam arms could be being manufactured

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in Russia at any given time? Then

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it turns out that the death army,

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so like the death army mobile suits

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were like the ones that burned down

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the Russian camp. They have like the

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dragon fire breathing thing that like dragon

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Gundam has. And they're

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wearing like their Gundams have

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costumes. Yeah. Which tells me

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Master Asia is very bored. Yeah. So

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no, you have to understand we have to craft

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all of these disguises. We have some

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cardboard, have some markers and crayons. We'll

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do some arts and crafts time with

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the, with the death army. But

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yeah, so Argo and Saisaiichi are like, essentially

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like we can't fight. We're after kicking the

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shit out of each other. So like Domon

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has to fight the death army,

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but like the repairs on shining Gundam

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aren't done. And he like, he

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can't like control shining Gundam, but he

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uses his focus while fucking

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hand sprutal is like that. Whatever, whatever

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rain was doing, the maintenance caused it

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to just shock the piss out of

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him. Like, God, why, why would you

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do maintenance like this? Oh, sorry. I

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just left a whole bunch of loose wires

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everywhere in the cockpit. I thought this was

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OSHA certified repairs. So

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yeah, I don't think OSHA is going to certify like a 16 year

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old Gundam mechanic. I think that he's like just

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Neo Japan really trying to keep under the

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budget on this one. So they

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hired. a

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Gundam mechanic off of Neo Craigslist? I

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don't know. You can put Neo in front of anything and it applies.