Magus Elgar has a special lesson in store for you, acolytes! a new spell! Ignore the beard solution.

This episode is made for kids.

Written and Directed by Kennedy Phillips, Performed by William Violenus and Christopher Moore, Music by Adam Halpin

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TRANSCRIPT

Magus Elgar
Greetings acolytes. It is I, Magus Elgar! Caster extraordinaire and your instructor for today! I’m here to teach you a new spell. Here, Take this!

Wizard Perdifluous’ Beard solution! I know what you’re thinking: “I do not have beards on my hands!" But fret not! This solution is meant to purge a wizard's beard of magical malignants and malfeasants, and since you may or may not have a beard, the hands will do!

Alright! Let’s begin. Wring your hands like a nefarious ne’er do not. Scheme against the powers that be! That’s it. Let them hear you bark “NOT TODAY.”

Udo Malaaki
I heard screaming. did you-?

Magus Elgar Yelps.

Magus Elgar
Ahh! Acolyte Udo!

Udo Malaaki
What are you doing?

Magus Elgar
Come to enjoy my casting lesson?

Udo Malaaki
In the bathroom?

Magus Elgar
How else am I going to get them to wash their hands?

Udo Malaaki
So you made up a casting lesson to get them to wash their hands with beard soap.

Magus Elgar
We casters have standards for sanity-zation.

Udo Malaaki
yeah, I’m sure teaching in a bathroom will establish a standard for your sanity, Magus.

Magus Elgar
eh, Either way, hands are clean.

Music by Adam Halpin