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the last time we were here

1:53

so much as haven't trump

1:56

was president felt like visiting

1:58

the capital from hunger games

2:03

here we are

2:08

the nation's capital home to some of our

2:10

best and worst people

2:13

who got a great show feet and damon

2:17

young is here he's gone far apart

2:20

, on charlie's here as he is very

2:22

competent weekend together is twenty

2:24

two billion dollars to night mode

2:27

the megawatts we

2:30

do want to tell you guys as an advance with somebody

2:32

who isn't but looks like sounds

2:35

like and dresses like vice president combo

2:37

harris's here

2:41

i thought of i basically just said apart

2:43

without isn't you'd think it really was

2:45

the vice president karma harris which is

2:47

a potential booking not tonight but is

2:49

a potential booking the

2:52

room

2:55

what we want your

2:57

high notes to start thinking of the another show

2:59

where do some live in person

3:01

washington d c highness but

3:04

first get into

3:06

it what a week

3:13

in our nation's capital the

3:15

week marks by an ugly performative

3:18

embarrassing races spectacle

3:21

i'll try to be more specific

3:28

the senate judiciary committee held confirmation hearings

3:30

for judge guitar anji brown jackson to join the supreme

3:32

court

3:36

then i managed to be worse than we could

3:38

have imagined and exactly as bad as respective

3:42

here's a video of someone who was probably one said

3:44

bless her heart about a service worker she had fired

3:47

for speaking spanish and the club dining room senator

3:49

marsha blackburn

3:52

the provided definition for the word

3:54

woman can

3:57

i provided definition yeah

4:00

i can't you can't that

4:03

your case contact sorry i doubted biology

4:06

and have the word woman is so and player

4:08

and controversial that you can't give

4:10

me a definition

4:16

we can now all we can sabres your

4:18

escape legit played one in carol all

4:22

we know

4:23

they typically john

4:26

cornyn complain to judge jackson about the supreme

4:28

court's ruling establishing marriage equality saying

4:30

the decision and or burger fell conflicts

4:32

with some people sincerely held religious beliefs

4:35

reply jack

4:36

in one senator that is

4:38

the nature of a right

4:45

then centers on phyllis a sensitive that

4:47

just how can i not read those to say

4:49

that

4:50

perhaps they should be release irrespective

4:53

of the crime for which they've been charged

4:56

senator reid to more sentences

4:58

down that is Precisely what

5:01

I on.

5:07

Mister Dickens, your

5:09

novel begins with the It was the best

5:11

of times. How

5:13

can we not read that as an endorsement of

5:15

the excesses of the French Revolution?

5:21

Senator

5:22

Lindsey Graham took a break from praying and weeping

5:24

in a room full of doll, heads and posters

5:26

of Montgomery Cliff to

5:28

participate in a hearing. he says is

5:31

how would you feel that if if

5:33

a letter somebody

5:35

accusing you of something the

5:37

crime or this kind of

5:41

or weeks then i give

5:43

it to center durban

5:45

this before this hearings over and

5:47

not allow you to comment

5:49

on the accusations how would you feel

5:51

about that

5:52

the center i'm i'm not sure

5:55

i don't understand the context of

5:57

the quests will let me seduce was the cavanaugh

5:59

hearings

6:00

the power play for graham this

6:02

, have gone a bit better as jackson were up to speed

6:05

on the hannity extended universe

6:08

universe hypothetically within describing

6:11

something in great in is

6:13

not a hypothetical system is the

6:15

spirit of a hypothetical but it's describing

6:17

a real events would have been

6:19

one of the twins was big and strong and one of them

6:21

was of small are

6:24

we very seen it in

6:27

his movie as a dna test

6:29

one of them is made from the scraps that hurts danny devito

6:31

is feeling you haven't seen it but

6:34

don't worry both the women are hots

6:38

very specific reference to twins

6:46

i'll tell you i'm pausing right now i'm

6:49

wondering if i realize i was gay watching twins

6:55

i genuinely not thinking

6:58

about it

7:00

the afterward sen patrick leahy called

7:03

instagram questioning reprehensible he said

7:05

this

7:05

oregon members will went way over the time

7:08

allotted to i ,

7:10

the rules committee committee

7:13

nominee wouldn't even let

7:15

her let the ,

7:18

ah i've never seen it i don't

7:21

have any or forty years doesn't

7:24

seem like you've been here forty eight years

7:29

it almost makes me want to skip our weekly happy

7:31

hour but i won't

7:34

because our trivia team's been crushing it

7:37

over the course of the week several centers went over there

7:39

time not to mention all the meandering absurd

7:41

lines of questioning with sen dick durbin kind

7:43

of interjected so order

7:46

you know how they get said senator durbin sometimes

7:49

you just gotta let them tucker themselves out then

7:51

, can put them down for a nap my sweet sweet

7:53

boys that's why we got be above ground

7:56

pool durban

7:58

later called the republican shit

8:00

a means to showcase talking points for remember

8:02

elections a testing ground for conspiracy

8:04

theories i least that's what it said on the shirts

8:06

merge retailer green with selling out front the

8:10

, were basically milan fashion week but for

8:12

right wing misinformation everyone will be obsessed

8:15

with some fall autumn twenty

8:17

two was all about race as babies gay grooming

8:19

and seventeen it's

8:22

later during questioning during the world's shittiest

8:25

baton pass for marsha blackburn ted

8:27

cruz said which said think years the only supreme

8:29

court nominee and history has been unable to answer

8:32

the question what is a woman

8:34

someone tell me said continued what is

8:37

a woman heidi my wife is

8:39

a woman because he uses a symbol or the dog

8:41

when we play monopoly not the ship or the car

8:43

but wise

8:47

the hear the devil employees of montana airport

8:50

were forced to call security on said drew that

8:52

to the senator got into an argument with airlines

8:54

south ever missing his voice apparently

8:56

ted cruz says that line every hero says

8:58

do you know who i am

9:02

remember it was barely two weeks ago that

9:04

ted cruz said almost without exception

9:07

every time i'm on an airplane either the

9:09

captain or the flight attendants will come

9:11

up to me will hug me and say

9:13

thank you for fighting for us

9:16

so it is likely ted cruz mrs way

9:18

because they wouldn't sub hugging and thanking him

9:22

though in fairness to ted it's

9:25

easy to accidentally call security on him

9:27

he should put out of here say that explains

9:30

that's just how he looks there is

9:32

no need to tell the authorities that bob's

9:34

big boy has turned half way into a

9:36

werewolf i

9:39

, like his politics with ugly ugly

9:46

fat

9:49

judge jackson said the hearings pushing back on paper

9:51

bullshit a disrespectful badgering for

9:53

cory booker brought to charge you brown jackson to her

9:55

tears with his encouragement calling her a harbinger

9:58

for hope and telling her you the earned

10:00

this spot the day you're my store

10:04

you are my harbinger of hope

10:06

this countries getting better and better

10:08

and better that final

10:10

vote happens the

10:13

new was sent on the the highest

10:15

court in the land i'm

10:18

gonna rejoice and

10:20

i'm gonna tell you right now the

10:22

greatest country in the world united states

10:24

of america will be better

10:27

because of you

10:31

there was a beautiful speech

10:33

and same was bid to win backers aerial

10:36

thompson

10:41

as republican senator saw to undermine a liberal

10:43

justice on the committee republican senator micron

10:45

accidentally explained why

10:48

so you'd be okay with the supreme court leaving

10:50

the question of interracial marriage to the states

10:54

one

10:55

okay he

10:57

, in great detail about his logic

10:59

explains it very precisely was actually

11:01

quite eloquence in explaining why

11:04

why wants to overturn all of these

11:07

presidency later claimed it was a misunderstanding

11:10

but he did not miss understand

11:12

it he was very clear

11:15

this wasn't like an obe see daisy this

11:17

is like getting caught having an affair and say you

11:19

trips he

11:21

understood it he just forgot to be chill

11:24

about it

11:26

cheney told meet the press that the january six

11:28

committee will be releasing new information as

11:30

well as potentially issuing legislative recommendation

11:33

what is there left to learn don't

11:35

we have all the intel make sense

11:37

within on the capital ride the whole time not out

11:39

of a desire for power but because he loves or roddick

11:42

is fixation that

11:44

, be news and

11:47

then breaking news just before he recorded this episode

11:49

thursday bob woodward and robert houses

11:52

report in the washington post washington a text

11:54

thread for the fucking ages

11:56

between clarence thomas's wife and right wing

11:58

super freak ginny thomas and trump's

12:00

white house chief of staff mark meadows

12:03

in addition to queue and on conspiracy theories

12:06

their texas changes like this

12:08

help is great presidents sand from

12:10

mark you're the leader with him

12:12

who is standing for america's constitutional governance

12:15

as a precipice the majority knows

12:17

biden and the left is attempting the greatest

12:19

heist of our history meadows

12:21

wrote thomas on november twenty fourth

12:23

this is a fight a good versus evil

12:26

evil always looks like the victor until

12:28

the king of kings triumphs do

12:30

not grow weary and well doing the fight

12:32

continues i have six my career

12:34

on it

12:35

well with my time in d c on it sure

12:38

have you thought

12:41

comments and replied thank you

12:44

needed that u s

12:48

not the most important part but it's like oh your privilege

12:50

or your own experience of this of

12:52

are election

12:54

this conversation with my best

12:56

friends just now i will try

12:58

to keep holding on america is worth

13:00

it now two possibilities here either

13:03

ginny thomas is the sort of person who is still

13:05

in high school who constantly talks

13:07

about their best friend or

13:09

that's clearly an oblique fucking reference

13:12

to clarence thomas who is

13:14

currently while no

13:20

though though keep

13:22

it inside phrase so hard

13:24

your hands her

13:27

no no no

13:29

no no no what

13:32

are we even talking about it's unclear

13:37

there's a lot of crazy tax you

13:39

know the press conference where giuliani label leaks

13:41

and the whole thing was not send their their whole

13:44

plan for the cracking completely fell apart

13:46

swiss she thought it was great

13:48

to see thought it was working

13:51

the dripping the nonsense the crack

13:53

in having no information being

13:55

information front of a fuckin landscaping business

13:58

it all fucking the into her

14:00

alone a surgeon he saw him as

14:07

speaking of trump the new york times published a letter from

14:09

prosecutor mark pomerantz explaining that he

14:11

believed trump is guilty of numerous felonies

14:13

and that he resigned after manhattan da alvin

14:15

brags refused to indict trump calling

14:18

the decisions a grave failure of

14:20

justice it is disturbing

14:22

how open and shut the cases the footage

14:24

from those ring cameras clearly showed trump ceiling

14:26

those amazon boxes

14:31

trump also rescinded his endorsement of mo brooks

14:34

for alabama senate seat declaring in a statement

14:36

that mo brooks of alabama made a horrible

14:38

mistake recently when he went woke

14:41

and stated referring to the twenty twenty presidential

14:43

election scam put that behind

14:45

you put that behind you

14:47

mo brooks more resistance

14:51

very sorry

14:53

in a remarkable statement utah's republican

14:56

governor spencer cox cited train

14:58

seen suicide rates as one of the reasons

15:00

he vetoed and anti transport spill

15:02

in his statement cox explains

15:04

four kids and only one of them playing

15:06

girls' sports that's what all this is about

15:09

for kids who aren't dominating are winning trophies

15:11

are taking scholarships for kids were just

15:14

trying to find some friends and feel like they're part

15:16

of something for kids trying to get through

15:18

each day rarely has so much fear and anger

15:21

been directed at so few i

15:23

don't understand what they are going through or why they feel

15:25

the way they do but i want them to live

15:30

and all the research shows that even

15:33

a little acceptance and connection can reduce

15:35

suicide significantly it

15:37

is a moving and powerful statement

15:39

in which he absolutely roasts

15:41

those for trans kiss these

15:44

, dreams can't dribble for sit

15:46

and i love them them

15:50

a we suck at sports i

15:53

don't think that that's true i know i know why you internalize

15:56

that we don't suck that sports be good

15:58

at sports come on robin

16:01

you've got caught on the field hockey team ah

16:05

that you think that may be our people were

16:07

mad because there were some who also got caught

16:09

that would have been caught a little bit less because of you

16:13

i'm , just can encrypt the surface

16:17

you doing great i think you're great athlete and

16:19

i don't believe that you're not good at it field hockey

16:22

field was prior really hard year the

16:24

did a hard year

16:25

the were eleven i

16:28

know you when

16:31

point

16:33

how am i feel

16:39

how unclear how ,

16:42

give it up recall and

16:50

reposting a p davis an instagram video

16:52

of scott disick napping through the scorsese

16:55

movie the king of comedy pretty severe said

16:57

no idea who these people in the video

16:59

are but it made me laugh so hard

17:02

so the conservatorship wasn't all bad you know

17:07

in an interview with entertainment weekly the snail

17:09

wrangler from ben affleck and onto the armistice

17:11

his new erotic thriller deepwater praise

17:14

of legs exceptionally good handling of

17:16

the gastropubs onset now

17:18

before you go thinking this is a compliment you should know

17:20

that the question asked of the sale wrangler was

17:23

what did you think of the movie

17:27

when we go back same

17:29

as young as here

17:35

i

17:37

will bag

17:43

the brand new cricket podcast stuck with them and

17:45

young will go back to the show author and host

17:47

david young

17:52

the game and get a feel for the last time

17:54

you've crises together with in pittsburgh it's

17:57

a real shame that we don't get to have a sandwich

18:00

the frighten them ah ,

18:02

otherwise we'll do the best we can

18:04

can stuck with damon

18:06

young your podcast is about anxiety inducing

18:09

moments in life as a black person

18:11

or writer a dan a guy who doesn't know what to

18:13

do with his hands during pictures but

18:16

even the launch of the show itself became some you got

18:18

stuck on because it's on smart if i you really really

18:20

great piece in washington post about

18:22

some of the competing pressures you face and the sense

18:24

that responsibility fell to you

18:27

because some white podcast oh somewhere

18:30

said something racist can you talk a little bit about

18:32

what you're trying to say about the launch of the parking

18:35

yeah and we don't have to say the guy's name

18:37

it rhymes with show bogan

18:40

arm when i can actually say

18:42

his name right now the pieces

18:44

basically about says the pressure

18:47

that we will caliber particular black people

18:50

or beef with when white people do some fox

18:52

it and we are pressured

18:54

to react or respond arms

18:57

of residents are roxane gay photo

19:00

becoming a thief yeah give give a hand or i

19:02

think deeply

19:04

okay good

19:06

, two minutes peace in new york times about why

19:08

she is removing her podcast for

19:10

the platform and again i think that was brave

19:13

i think that was great and so

19:15

this pressure to beat pressure to

19:17

one to be the smart one

19:19

the be the brave one falls

19:21

on us exclusively and i reject

19:24

the ama reject bravery i mean you could be raised

19:26

if you want to be sure but are rejected

19:28

disproportionate pressure to be back

19:32

there's a little bit of arm

19:34

the culturally the

19:36

media looks for keys were the light assigning

19:39

if they know you care

19:41

gotta be like will do care how much you care but

19:44

the people they know don't give a fuck have

19:46

no integrity know values whatsoever

19:48

kind of get a pass i guess to be like the background

19:50

radiation of our culture yeah

19:53

and it you know john as a representative

19:55

of white people on phase right now

19:58

on around okay so the

20:00

first job out of college i was teaching high

20:02

school english at wilkinsburg high school and

20:04

on the suburb with his rope yet and

20:06

we had in server safe you know like school

20:09

districts do and i wouldn't even service

20:11

days when a teacher's brought this

20:13

casserole that had

20:15

all macaroni and cheese cucumbers

20:19

and , lays potato chips on top

20:21

of it crushed some tick tock

20:23

surface of the know for massive

20:26

think talks it so why people said

20:28

okay in

20:30

, like this entire controversy

20:33

with rogan like okay so

20:35

a sweet is screaming company wants to

20:37

give this guy two hundred million dollars that

20:39

is not my problem that is so my

20:41

people sit for why pool of figure out and

20:44

, feel like this pressure for us

20:47

to respond like i reject the

20:49

premise of you even have a me here to talk about

20:51

this john john

20:53

at the very idea of

20:55

idea of i defense on his face

20:58

right up of what are we do now

21:02

let's just be quiet this

21:05

issue of the people who care

21:07

are expected to care so much as to give them

21:09

opportunities as the kind of carry the

21:11

burden of fixing these problems while leaving these platforms

21:13

to others like we're doing this show

21:16

as part of a netflix festival

21:18

and the second we announced that we're doing it as part of a fast so

21:20

people i think not unreasonably say is

21:23

this ok you you look at my feet

21:25

around this announcement at me saying

21:28

jokes about netflix hosting anti trans

21:30

shit and giving a platform some some heinous

21:32

vicious ideas including the chappelle

21:34

special which was beyond the pale and the

21:37

and someone says oh you're just doing this for money and

21:39

it's like yeah that's the plan to get

21:41

a little cash from netflix to sell out the trans

21:43

people the goal all along but

21:45

it no but the real thinking is who

21:47

has helped by us not doing this

21:49

show is part of the festival this is a very gay

21:52

show getting gay or all the time

21:56

and we have great

21:58

comedians and great

22:00

on the show who like represent a point of view

22:02

in contrast to some of the most heinous shit out

22:04

there who is helps but then you

22:06

wonder like well isn't there some integrity and

22:08

not being part of something that is associated with

22:10

thing ideas you hate so i don't i don't i don't think about

22:12

oil integrity point is a nuanced

22:14

one because again you're not wrong

22:17

the making a while but i sacrifice my

22:19

own park has the older people that

22:21

are working on the park as my children

22:23

who play on our phones and get

22:25

the why fire from the money i make from

22:28

doing podcast and do another said

22:30

oh why would i throw

22:32

all of that away just because of some

22:35

guy that i have no

22:37

interact with no connection to his

22:40

do and some folks in on his the

22:42

why would i do that for me i

22:45

don't want him the platform if

22:47

you pick a sales like that they should

22:50

be goal base and that's not

22:52

a goldmine i did with the real

22:54

less dummies in

22:56

audio for choose from but again

22:59

you know if he has his lap already want to say where

23:01

with what you want to say go ahead

23:03

i'm over here do my thing and

23:05

again and again don't see why i should

23:08

what i'm doing because he's doing what he's done

23:12

it's like why should i be

23:15

the canary in a coal mine a white supremacists

23:18

i'm switching topics are you

23:20

most recent episode is about something

23:22

called sis heterosexual what

23:24

, that exact yeah a high

23:27

what is it a path is a common

23:30

something that become more common and

23:32

what were you exploring and have a similar bill these

23:34

two people at of the be ah

23:38

wanted to first episode that was believe is about

23:41

somebody anxieties that we bring to

23:43

sex and i had to guess on the

23:45

south i had a granny who's a professor

23:47

at our boston university and say some reynolds

23:50

who's the like tremendously popular children's

23:52

author and i make sure it's a very hedo know michelle

23:55

and i am a that disclaimer in the beginning but

23:58

we talk about this somebody things that the

24:00

episode sort of his essay about my first

24:02

time i will because bass what where

24:05

and i was approached at a bar woman

24:07

wanna take me home and

24:09

i think he had a presumption of me

24:11

being like what hamblen but

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i was actually a figurine so if you get

24:16

that reference a

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, and though

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i didn't want to let her know that this

24:29

is my first time though i

24:31

was like how can i convince her that up dennis

24:33

before is like you know it don't be terrible

24:36

and the most common example

24:38

of terrible with the song one minute

24:40

man right impose like

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you know i'd been a woman a man is

24:44

the worst the possibly be so

24:47

let me just go for two hours nice

24:51

as go let me to go as

24:53

long as i could possibly go through that

24:55

whites you'll tell all of her friends like oh my

24:58

god this guy brought over

25:00

the bar with for bar hundred and

25:02

twenty seven minutes straight oh my god

25:04

south and god again know

25:07

as again honestly have a foolproof

25:10

plan yes spell

25:12

home and so the

25:14

episode starts with that and then

25:16

he talks more about somebody even rosie's and

25:18

anxieties and shazam

25:20

pack them from of begin a hero normative

25:23

and also to from a black male perspective

25:25

because there are these cells less accusations

25:28

of black male sexual prowess and

25:30

so i'd try to unpack them an oath

25:32

to in all it as it even

25:34

at eighteen was rolling to my head up thinking

25:36

about it and it affected my behavior

25:39

an effect him a performance and i'm sorry

25:42

you know i probably should stop at thirty minutes

25:45

or , watching the clock and the whole thomas

25:48

that appeal to some you like

25:50

to oversee you know you've seen one of those

25:52

like tom clancy nuclear

25:55

submarine their about their blow up

25:57

the world movies and they go to control

25:59

row and you have one of those bright

26:01

red light nuclear clocks with the red

26:03

lettering see at one of those thoughts in a row

26:06

as far as , the

26:08

whole time i'm just like focused

26:10

on his clock clock

26:12

case is twelve thirteen twelve

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twenty six thirteen twelve job do

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great twelve thirty nine assists

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and skin leo

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for yeah that's what episode is about

26:26

i , sometimes things that like upon

26:28

my high school graduation or some

26:30

milestone like every late teens

26:32

through their twenties should carry around a little

26:35

the button that if he presses it just

26:37

means i don't know what's going on and i'm pretending i do

26:39

like we just all needed that but my my

26:42

think of those to pretend i know what i'm doing but i don't

26:44

pressing the button it would be

26:46

good i grew up with

26:49

i need that button like right now we only that

26:51

violence itself

26:54

, the up every started that you did or compare

26:56

yourself to john malkovich in burn after

26:58

reading yes i did and we

27:00

were just curious if there's any other situations that

27:02

make you feel like john malkovich in any

27:04

other movies so sick sick

27:07

being john malkovich that you've been invaded by

27:09

john cusack it can be dangerous liaisons

27:11

because you like to be snooty and have

27:13

sex i feel like john malkovich

27:16

and rounders because i love oreos and do a terrible

27:18

russian access

27:20

i'm like the current it or race in

27:22

a mark of it's with is like perpetually any

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bridges ah is

27:27

ah noise a little bemused but

27:29

mostly just annoyed with idiocy

27:32

like he just wants to be appearance enjoy

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his believe me

27:36

the stupidity is all around and many just

27:38

can't take it and that is the most mark a

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bitchy mother sat out one right

27:42

there that are amount of edge ah

27:44

i just want to say before we wrap up at our producer kendra

27:47

before the show said she feels like john malkovich

27:49

in the man in the air masks because he likes to keep

27:51

a young leonardo dicaprio in a personal dungeon

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physicists said

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, you so much david everybody

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they're perfect and you see couples on blankets

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that are magnificent blooming tree and think too

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that the my life that i have a life is granted

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together that no that

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you not you not ever

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phone to earth you shall rise of forced

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to be reckoned with for in honor of some symposium

32:55

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both save america is officially launching mid

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term madness

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this is our plan to help you find the best

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ways to volunteer organize and donate as we

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head into the fall and twenty twenty we launched

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adopt state and twenty twenty to were asking

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sign up vote save america dot com slash

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up your region and then vote save america will send you targeted

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actions every week and updates on whats

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happening on the ground

33:30

but here in dc we had a question what are

33:32

you are you south or

33:35

east it's a famously sticky wicket the

33:37

how to settle which region what

33:40

data what analysis what history

33:42

and then we realized oh course and

33:45

eating contests i've

33:47

selected from dc many iconic

33:51

regional foods and pick my favorites

33:54

it's the jumbo slice

33:58

good pick a lot of things

34:00

but unfortunately i set my twenties in the city

34:03

and so it's jumbo sized i

34:06

will need to volunteers

34:09

one will represent the east and will

34:11

represent the south

34:13

you ought to sign a waiver that is real these

34:15

are waivers is our actual

34:17

fucking waivers and

34:19

, as a sign and fucking

34:21

mean it's really

34:26

and then

34:27

read the the slice of pizza but not

34:29

in like a nathan fuckin water dipping

34:31

discussing way like a classy way

34:34

quickly , safely and it takes

34:36

too long i cut it off this is

34:39

i can be gross

34:42

the who out there believe z z should

34:44

be part of the southern region are

34:48

, strong voice right here

34:51

and he's got some merge on now

34:53

who we'd like to represents

34:56

the northeast

34:59

right here right here right

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here so confident

35:04

so enthusiastic

35:07

hi what's your name cozy ,

35:10

he please read and sign your waiver

35:12

hi what's your name i'm alex i'm

35:14

from texas texas

35:17

ask your life story or where

35:19

are you from because i'm from here i'm from northwest

35:21

dc

35:26

you got to be here and are being

35:28

willing to eat a pizza here the rules the

35:31

first person

35:32

the finish gets to decide which reason dc

35:34

is officially a part of this is legally binding

35:36

impermanence

35:38

don't go crazy this is still a podcast of decorum

35:41

in class and if you take too long i'll just

35:43

call a winner as i see fit all

35:46

right gentlemen are you ready

35:49

it quicker the from the east

35:52

adam for the south

35:55

three two one began on

35:58

nervous oh my god there's some dried

36:00

peas the fisa

36:05

people shouting saucer this

36:08

, what happens to a society as

36:11

services you both feel comfortable

36:17

what i appreciate about this is

36:19

you didn't know audience and keep going as

36:22

fast as you can reasonably you

36:24

guys just eat i'm going to talk to them you them

36:26

you eat three minutes

36:28

ago none of you knew this was gonna

36:30

happen currently

36:32

, are animals

36:36

calling out for fucking blood

36:38

seven on your faces get

36:41

it sound you freaks that's what's

36:43

your all like really

36:46

during the pace of us i

36:50

want everyone into crowds you know that we had we had

36:52

of conversations about what this eating contest

36:54

might be safe like and a lot of

36:56

it involves how quickly i could eat a jumbo

36:58

slice hindrance first pitch was

37:00

will give you thirty seconds

37:04

i remember you googled videos

37:07

and we saw maniacs

37:09

dipping them in water

37:12

and basically trying to get them down

37:14

like swag reduce at

37:16

, still took them a couple minutes

37:21

guys city some love

37:26

how did not

37:28

as much not as much hometown

37:30

hero

37:34

he doing really well out

37:36

, what's your favorite part about being from texas

37:39

i haven't been there and over a decade decade

37:42

are you have a go you have a bag of

37:44

green and you have a fox the

37:46

thoughtfully the go to go to leave the grain

37:48

you have a bogey have to get them across how do you do and i

37:52

don't i didn't love going back and forth about it

37:54

does about going backwards but you know up a bus

37:58

pulled a hold of one

38:00

reaper the thousand sober

38:07

his visa versa

38:11

i'm calling it is a fucking

38:13

pie that's

38:15

, exercise

38:18

thanks you both incredible

38:20

job to sell feels rather

38:22

but that's their thing

38:30

thank youll

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sign up for votes brave america dot

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38:46

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38:48

we can really begin you know we can do some shit

38:52

when we come back

39:01

am a man then

39:05

we'll forgot how to sell potato one time and

39:07

the opposite vice president has never recovered i'm

39:10

, dan quayle side though a multitude

39:12

of that there isn't any and selling

39:15

a zone

39:16

if you don't know what it's supposed to sound like it's a fucking count

39:18

c o w and see tell the

39:21

founding fathers did whatever they wanted selling was nobody

39:23

talks about it anyway

39:26

here to discuss her experience a second in line

39:28

and how she's handling the seemingly nonstop criticism

39:30

of everything she does or doesn't do it's

39:32

madam vice president herself comma harris

39:39

everybody hi

39:43

wait wait taller than i expected

39:46

some yes

39:49

i just want to clarify incase

39:52

i'm actually here to explain how

39:55

absolutely amazing things are going

39:57

are going biden administration thank

40:00

you for standing you're welcome and

40:03

i love being president

40:06

we're not talking about that other stuff

40:09

who take

40:15

i thank you for joining us madam vice president

40:17

and for giving us your time it seems like it's

40:19

a non-stop over there at the white house so

40:22

i'm sure you'd rather be relaxing getting some sleep

40:27

now i feel bright eyed and

40:29

bushy tail the i

40:32

mean sure i wake up screaming

40:35

at three thirty am

40:37

every day

40:41

then is just see cause it's so witching

40:43

hour and i live go and

40:47

because of this recurring theme i keep

40:49

having you know i'm throwing

40:51

a birthday party for a manual

40:53

mess

40:54

around okay in

40:57

there are the cat and

40:59

no one has zip code to the safe with

41:01

the test except for of course hillary

41:04

clinton but

41:06

get sued not answering her phone

41:14

biden sense to me in the dream

41:17

okay and

41:20

for some reason in

41:22

a navy dress five like

41:25

anymore

41:26

in a few good men and

41:30

she says you aren't prom queen

41:32

and high school where you that

41:35

every morning the it

41:47

kind of reeling that you wake up every day

41:50

at three thirty am

41:52

it's a job shun okay

41:55

i wake up at three thirty am

41:58

they check to see if president

42:06

i check to see if i'm president and usually

42:08

that i

42:11

read an actual hard copy the

42:13

new york times that my staff has already

42:15

checked and remove any mention of mind the

42:17

from

42:19

and then i use as super

42:21

soaker display muscle basu pet

42:23

my cozad incest said has since

42:26

some at least ten

42:28

in a way to

42:31

the motherboard get jammed

42:33

yeah jaune i put a month about in

42:36

the super soaker not come on

42:41

your items are

42:41

i would be attorney general

42:44

of calif born yeah john i'm

42:47

not an idiot okay

42:50

shoot the broth and toss the bar

42:54

yeah and real her

42:56

euros get ago yet serious the serious

42:58

the right so would seem based on this conversation

43:01

that the rumors you're not exactly thrilled with

43:03

vice president for life may be true

43:15

learn at

43:19

no i love doing

43:21

all of this stuff no

43:23

one else one two three

43:27

i mean the stuff and i love

43:30

doing so would i have love

43:32

to had to add a nordic country

43:35

to my portfolio as bp of course

43:37

i love the nordics they have the best friend

43:41

but that's not what happened you you took on the northern

43:44

triangle as part of the immigration portfolio

43:47

yes the ,

43:49

portfolio that famous lansing

43:52

had for such presidents as marco

43:54

rubio and no one

43:59

you know that

44:00

right wingers saying you know go to the board

44:02

or go to the border i

44:04

go to borders and what did

44:06

they say the nerve

44:08

of her the one in a bookstore

44:10

years after it's close

44:13

yeah i guess immigration is a thorny issue

44:16

he was why couldn't i have had infrastructure

44:18

they get the hold shovels were a hard

44:20

hat get to say how much they love

44:23

traveling with chastain on the amtrak

44:27

i bet

44:28

i get no no no new

44:30

highway beckham my

44:33

phone rings and it's guess who

44:35

paul and hope

44:37

you to make things worse over there

44:45

the weather

44:48

that sucks done and

44:51

, the world

44:53

the guy that didn't come up okay

44:55

but i know when said you were but i guess the for that's

44:57

the for were trying to avoid a green to a new book about

45:00

the first year the by the presidency this will not pass

45:02

you know oh yeah

45:03

that book they also claim

45:06

you got into it with anna wintour over your vote cover

45:08

which featured you wearing jeans

45:10

oh no because way when i went to be

45:12

on the cover of vogue and a magnificent

45:15

cut your gown john

45:17

then you know put me in jeans like the

45:19

schools coolest music teacher this

45:23

is an avid elementary

45:26

i mean you don't seem happy about it

45:28

but of course i'm in the wrong

45:30

we're having an argument with anna wintour the

45:32

person who let's really

45:35

inspired at centurylink curb their where

45:37

the name of the devil

45:39

when he was prada that's

45:42

actually good point you don't have don't have about you at all

45:50

not yet son but if

45:52

if

45:53

it would be an ensemble of this

45:55

great team fighting to bring our country

45:57

back from the terrible crises

46:00

and chaos of the

46:02

trump year i

46:04

am i saying

46:06

twenty twenty was the control

46:08

z election hey

46:12

the now together we have to

46:14

make sure americans don't hit

46:16

control why not

46:21

are you not read do as

46:23

i always say no control alt delete

46:26

but but

46:29

, bother you that in the book doctor jill

46:31

biden was worried about picking you because you insulted

46:33

and vice president biden during the debates

46:35

oh that's water under

46:37

the bread

46:38

i mean it's the bridge over troubled water

46:40

for sure but

46:43

still if you wanted

46:45

somebody who never criticized joe

46:47

biden it gets your choices would

46:49

be joe biden or their dog

46:52

that bites people i

46:56

, been bitten by that dogs so

46:58

many time time

47:00

we're not supposed to talk about it you're being

47:03

president is a

47:05

hi

47:07

the worried at the stress is getting to you

47:10

like in that clip where you preach the phrase the significance

47:12

of the passage of time

47:14

four times every

47:16

word i utter scrutinize

47:20

the every offhand comment every last

47:25

every purchase

47:27

the weather today story and right wing media

47:30

because i bought a two hundred dollar

47:32

copper part of the audacity

47:35

buying a nice hang on a trip to paris what

47:37

an asshole i am

47:39

race

47:42

i'm as a ,

47:44

of i hear

47:46

you laughing and smiling but it just doesn't seem

47:48

like you actually feel that way oh

47:51

now you're telling me how i sound the

47:53

it

47:55

help their current no no i'm sorry i

47:57

don't think i just i just mean i but i mean

47:59

is why mean it is it just sounds like there's

48:01

no winning in this job

48:03

yeah that was famous for being terrible

48:05

both for the internet

48:07

before there was a right wing echo

48:09

chamber watching your every move

48:12

waiting to turn any slip real or imagined

48:14

they're often imagine

48:16

into a day or week or month long

48:18

story a job that was ill defined

48:20

and macbook for it was held by a black

48:22

woman my half

48:24

of the media to like authority by her

48:27

mere the

48:29

same racism that is so thoroughly soaked

48:31

into our politics that a bunch of

48:33

dumb

48:35

right republican senators think

48:38

they can talk down to reprimand insult and

48:40

smear the soon to be just as the

48:43

country brad saxon yeah

48:49

the new way the point is i

48:51

love

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it , be removed by conventional

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cleaning message none

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in the fabrics

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the interest think it might be part of

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his so it's

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hard the shot oh

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the attacks from the big guy joe by

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of a note that he wrote on the back of back penny

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better next snake instead

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stopped covering the kobe testing and

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treatments for uninsured american

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writing congress his refusal to pass the white house's

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ask of twenty two point five billion dollars

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to fund all levels of covert support if it doesn't

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pass by april fifth uninsured patients will

50:53

be able to have their vaccines covered with seems

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like a pretty big step backwards like a sip i

50:57

hope ted cruz take that next time is posing on the

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edge of a beautiful montana riverbank for wearing

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his favorite suede jacket

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and holding his favorite i had because it's

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the one loaded pornography

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i know it last minute but what do we as americans you

51:14

and our government our social policies and potentially

51:16

even our god has abandoned us that's right

51:19

we throw a celebrity telethon season

51:22

bad seeds working the phones taking your calls and

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i can we defined out whereas out whereas help as rack

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up all the donations that i'm sure of enrolling in it's

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a hilarious a wonderful apart and on sherlock

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hi how you been

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back seat bit and bit and and ah

51:37

neko my father next door from

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all these non suppose you've been fielding how

51:41

are things looking so far apart on

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oh really well john

51:45

a obviously we've set a pretty high

51:47

goal for a telethon twenty

51:49

two point five billion dollars larry

51:53

no worried you know i read the secret

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is happening for us we've

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had kinds of really great what

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would people contributing exactly oh

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i do i think we should have gone with

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the different grass i'm having trouble

52:10

reading that

52:11

line he i see that now that's fine it's

52:13

it's fine i think maybe

52:15

well we have phone standing by waiting for your call

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with our celebrity volunteer work said you leave your donation

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to the incredibly important cause

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the only way we've gone to this point is

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we're all of us can sit inside this place because

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we're vax wax and snatched for

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doing what we can do to make vaccines and treatments and

52:32

testing and mass available so we can't stop

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now

52:34

we can't i mean oh you know i

52:37

just realized maybe everyone

52:39

is calling it the exact same time

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the calls are getting jammed up as they entered

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the phone cannot happen

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i don't know i told you i'm

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not a telephone surgeon i'm

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a minor nice celebrity

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and , do not like when

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we know so i

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haven't such silly inline since two thousand

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since two and i believe that was

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a hamburger phone that my roommate

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by as an ironic joke remember

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the early two thousand sign when

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we get enjoy life ironically

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we are you up every silliness since

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i do remember that of hard i really do you

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remember

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they don't miss a wearing

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ballet flats very

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one relate to this very specific

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experience of my yeah

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you

53:31

take pride in the rain and those

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urban outfitters pepys going to me

53:36

right off your feet and you're

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, fred for installing it you

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know so i would say

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some things have done better

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that know there is so i'm speaking

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of i feel even better better donations other we've given

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the lines a second degree so let's see how much we've made

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since we last sets in shit

53:54

i think i see alone

53:56

the ones on me we should have said an interim target

53:58

a milestone like ten billion

54:01

hey this is unclear are turning

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off the tap on target funding now means the funding

54:05

for the literally just launched has to treat programs

54:07

will immediately dry up i know mean elsa during

54:09

a say the unions after two years of feared trauma

54:12

we have a pill the doctors give newly diagnosed

54:14

oh the patients that actually prevent have positions

54:16

and now are saying ah fuck you as you can

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afford it as it orgasm let's

54:21

see the grab again

54:25

i had our producer brian also the colors so i

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think israel to see the new donations luna

54:31

the they want you to worry

54:34

i mean call me little miss sunshine

54:36

call me a stupid optimist but i

54:39

can't accept that democrats would just

54:41

given to republican objections and

54:43

remove this funding from the

54:45

recent bipartisan spending bill

54:48

there

54:49

because i do they will find a way to get it done

54:52

they always do and really would

54:54

give up all these ground after all these

54:56

months after all this pain i'm

54:59

getting flagged from the wings

55:01

that we have a tangible update

55:03

from our producer brian as they will be gone

55:06

or maybe this will say that we made a little bit more

55:08

progress thanks brian ryan

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is just a picture of the grass see

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, printed out the graph with smaller and on paper

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and you thought hey this might help love it right now

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this might be the information the needs to maintain

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needs to of faith in societies this is what will

55:24

keep everyone in the crowd hopeful despite the one two punch

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of tragic unfolding history compounded

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by unforced error after unforced error

55:32

okay that's fine you thank you to the producer brian

55:34

everybody

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oh my god the

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more hello

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to our times became

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oh my god hi

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hi my guy pete

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davidson i

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would oh you actually

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can donate much because

56:04

you've gotten very very famous by you haven't

56:06

figured out how to get rich yet oh i totally

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get that been there and

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you're busy yeah i know i've seen i've

56:13

seen the headlines okay union relationship

56:16

yeah it's yeah lot of work oh the

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my now work out my

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name my number

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they are anything

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it's when one

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when when one well

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have

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you know using efforts

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yeah yeah yeah yeah

56:50

yeah gregg you know

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that , pete davidson and he is

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taking in forty dollars

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and what he described at some old

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bikes more importantly

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i met , girl

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is is so me

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porno got sidetracked

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right i got detract

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tonight you fear that john

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de v d

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oh come on let's

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please check the other nations thermometer again is it going

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up a fuck i think it's

57:25

supposed to go up now i think it

57:28

is going up and we've learned anything from

57:30

two years of the pandemic what matters is in science

57:32

that how science makes us feel and ivor one

57:34

feel congress will get it's shit together and

57:36

pass this budget the democrats caving to republicans

57:38

are not forced into the vote not was a fine decision because

57:41

it all worked out in the end and when taking

57:43

their sweet as time as joker's at joker's cdc

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and f da se we need a fourth booster well as

57:47

part of the vaccines we need we the treatment that dramatically

57:49

lower the risk of the population from cobit so we

57:51

can keep going to shows like this one yeah

57:56

the library believe he

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john several and friend know he'll semi right to voicemail

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in a guy ever called me i know you don't

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who you are you are to text of the does some kind

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make more of it minor are we doing

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integrated on a book banning would have

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leave damon suggested

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there is this book band pandemic going

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around the country right now where politicians

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school board members parents i'm

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are banning books banning books a they haven't

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even read you know and and some of

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these are the usual suspects toni morrison you

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know the bluest eye a the color purple

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i'm alice walker and also some friends of mine

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cast a layman's heavy on nicole

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hannah jones is a sixteen nineteen project

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bulk i'm george johnson

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on the show georgia jonathan yeah all boys

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aren't a dark blue yeah his

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book has been banned in the think seventeen states m

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e joma lou a even candy

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into audio books being banned and at

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this point is gonna be nothing left but you

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know tom clancy and the wrapping

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on like a label of like doctor broader

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peppermint soap that's all i can be available

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we read so that's not a moron iran

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is that i have a book what

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doesn't kill you makes the block or was released in two thousand and

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nineteen three years to go through to stay in

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the first six pages alone i'll talk about naked

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white people i have slurs

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or talk about the connection between masturbation

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and prayer what is and

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a first six pages in my book

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has been bad yet

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that sucks because it a band is it

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or this rocket up the bestseller oh i

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have bullpen promo and

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i have two more books i'm working on right now

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people you know you may want to go out and pre-order

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or you buy or whatever it no three

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ban my

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new books please that

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a petition good as circulating i

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want my book the be prevent food

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i have to pay who are half the

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he'll grab the fuck they get my books

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banned yeah so you wanna do the

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producers are forgetting your

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bigoted and i both five right wing smart

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not me why not what is wrong

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with me what's wrong with same innovator what what is

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he not doing what am i not into that he

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deserves that would of course lead to

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the book being man

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you're saying all the right of the everything

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they hate is in there are black people

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sex masturbation jokes

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it's all their the written word itself

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as it's all they're all

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the pieces although we just as it were a

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recipe adverbs confidence

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yeah all that could nuance

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ideas expressed poignantly

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believe they held when they started reading is

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book fan then what

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are you

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when i really saw both some years

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ago the not at at a mind

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but they i appreciate it thank you can

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i get everybody thank you defeat that

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random are holding the door open for people

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which i believe a partner suggests that here

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okay here's my thing with holding your door open

1:08:32

for people i know i suppose you're always

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remember there's someone behind us like

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as someone , socialize

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as a woman i realize we're always says post

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assume there someone behind us to either

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attack us or a morass and

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that is not the first person

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i'm gonna hold the door open for you know

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then when you don't have the door open for someone

1:08:53

they assume that you're some kind of asshole

1:08:56

who doesn't uphold the social contract

1:08:58

and would be like the first person the elbow everyone

1:09:01

out the way out of a burning building and

1:09:03

then i started thinking do you have to hold the door

1:09:05

open for some a when you're exiting a burning building

1:09:08

because i assume it's every

1:09:10

prison for themselves but then if you

1:09:12

realize you made it and the next person didn't

1:09:15

hello survivor's guilt forever

1:09:17

and then if someone's too far away

1:09:20

you wait for them and hold

1:09:22

the door opens his then they become an asshole

1:09:25

who has to run towards you and you turn

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into some kind of personal trainer

1:09:29

human say it said they never asked

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for anyone

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, a big stream of people in uses

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turn into a dog person which

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is a fine honorable job but whenever

1:09:40

i see door people in movies everyone's i how's

1:09:42

your wife and kids know and saying that to me

1:09:45

when i'm holding the door opens and

1:09:47

i have a family in my head head

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say only when people don't say thank you

1:09:53

and your door open for them then i have to follow

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them the rest of the day so

1:09:58

i can run ahead of them and

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during their bases any is all we

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have do it for now

1:10:09

there are two conferences i believe we need to have

1:10:11

anxiety when i've been thinking about for sometime

1:10:13

this is one i'm adding a converts just decide

1:10:15

what's the distance really not a whole that

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what did it how far as a three sept ten sets

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how far away from that or what is the fucking rule

1:10:22

that ashore conference the other one is

1:10:25

a conference called hollywood third

1:10:27

act problems and everybody comes together and

1:10:29

figures out why the third act of every fucking big

1:10:31

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