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Do this week? We've got Joel Kim booster, jenny Yang,
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employees, the ones who work closely with
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me, but first, let's
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get into it. What a week according to
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the Washington Post and CBS News internal White
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House communications given to the January
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6th committee, reveal a 7 hour and 37
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minutes. And Donald Trump's phone log
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the day of the Kappa. insurrection
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it's suspicious the given trump's whole
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i have to flush the toilet fifteen times
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thing it could be a bathroom the
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been really long shit scalia
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father's russians the different kind
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of obstruction president
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biden explain that as recent
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comedy vladimir poodle cannot remain in
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power was an expression of his indignation
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not a policy announcements said biden i
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was just expressing my outrage but it doesn't
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mean we have a fundamental policy do anything
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to take putting down in any way that
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being said vladimir if you hear the creek
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of a forty year old leather jacket and the clock of
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and years behind you start praying to whatever
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god you've got going over there
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meanwhile senator just how he defended clarence
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thomas in ginny thomas against mounting criticism
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here's the bottom was this is ridiculous
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these attacks on justice thomas and the idea
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that ginny thomas his wife is supposed
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to sign off on her tax and on her work
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with her husband as if he's in charge
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of her in some way isn't that massage any
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that's twenty twenty two folks
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the woman's places in in a home within the capital
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pooping on the floor about him shifts office on
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monday i've been around a said
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is officially signed florida as don't say gabriel
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into law with the order said to take effect on july
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first which means we're taking pitches for a new
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word or phrase to mean gay including late
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with a nice coffee and attempts three
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on getting my driver's license or
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there's ways to say someone's gay or ways to say someone
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is brian some officer
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breaking news
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the we hear a love it or leave it or bring you up to date
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updates on the story that has rocked washing in this
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week's madison's hawthorns cocaine your
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orgies as the world knows by now in
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a recent interview north carolina representative and world's
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a hot as monster madison copthorne
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claimed dc is more like house of cards and he might
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big no not the part where kevin spacey snaps
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the dogs next but instead it's the nonstop
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buck and all yup sex parties and drugs
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according to cost thorns he was stunned when his
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fellow lawmakers invited him to
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an orgy time a young guy washing your mother
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average a surprise sixty or seventy and
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i literally save a lot of that i agree on what's
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up to the my life always paid attention to politics
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guys the ya it's than almost any get
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invited like whoa hey we're gonna happen of a
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of a sexual get together at one of our homes
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you said tom them
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what what did you do that when it comes according to god
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or and sexual get togethers aren't even the half
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of it added the congressman or the fact
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that use some of the people that are leading on
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the movement to try and remove your
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addiction or our country and then he wasn't doing
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i'll keep on the cocaine like funny
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and it's i want this is why i'm okay so
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ali's is going to watch also imagine
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an orgy without coke it seems rough
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coach is sue an orgy what talc
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is to a gymnast
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anyway i believe they sorted something in front of cars
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or but it wasn't a surly cocaine i'm guessing
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he was ground of centrum silver and see alice also
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known as a mcconnell speed ball those
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are you said congressman a key bump
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that strikes us as the upper class been
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level coke terminology you know what a key
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bump is would you call someone a keep on
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pm
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besides addiction and sampling drugs are two different
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things madison much like being gay
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versus experimenting with a famous gay
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couple willing to keep the secret sunsets
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you might have guessed catherine colleagues aren't you happy
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with is probably accurate portrayal of washington nightlife
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for example rep steve womack insisted
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during a closed door meeting of house republicans
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that many of them go to bed at nine pm and still
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use flip phones and fax machines but
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what more do you can bet they're just cover to move
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in response to the interview house minority leader kevin
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mccarthy gave catherine a real talking to
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as mccarthy explain to the press i just told
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him he has lost my trust he's gonna have
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to earn it back and i laid out to him everything
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that i find unbecoming but
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enough about horn dog republican congressmen
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chester on be a
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while mccarthy now says cancer and admitted to him
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that his claims were exaggerated roger stone roger
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to to wing social media to declare
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congress in madison copthorne just told me
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he has not rejected his claims about
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drugs field orgies among dc elites
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and why has it madison responded to my paper
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was posts i can see of
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it
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and i believe is an orgy game
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now about your regularly scheduled programing to ukrainian
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negotiators and a russian oligarch facilitating
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talks between russia and ukraine earlier this month reported
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symptoms like peeling skin and sore eyes to
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an unnamed us official told reuters that their symptoms
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are probably due to environmental factors rather than
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poisoning environmental factors might sound
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crazy but it's spring away and i personally wake up
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looking like a bug mummy crawling it's way to
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berries bootcamp three
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oil executives have refused or across from the house
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natural resources committee to testify in discrepancies
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on oil and gas prices during which they would
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presumably have to explain my fossil fuel companies
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are pushing for a drilling free for all to reduce prices
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while simultaneously reporting record profits
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this is why i'm sticking with tesla or right yeah
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elon musk is a jerk he's very annoying
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but oil executives are worse and
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too smart to be on twitter will
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smith issued an apology for slapping chris rock
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across the face during sunday's oscar broadcast
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wrote the king richard saw i'm embarrassed to my
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actions were not indicative of the man i want to be
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there is no place for violence in a world of love
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and kindness meanwhile chris rock's ticket
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sales have reportedly skyrocketed as result
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of the oscars altercation with they will smith's lab
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that guy into a bigger house will if
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you're listening i'm around of that anymore slavery
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his disability system in
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an interview on cbs actor and comedian jim
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carrey called the dolby theatre crowd spineless
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for the standing ovation given to will smith fall his
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acceptance speech which he gave minutes after
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slapping chris rock jim carrey went on
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to say hitting the real reason the crowd spineless
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was you do of vaccines that
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director
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i used to post a video of artistic it's
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have enough problems that the parents'
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gary concluded by same and until the dolby
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ceasar and it caught on
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camera exchange it elton john's oscar viewing party
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caitlyn jenner as lady gaga why she hadn't seen
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valentine's day every day professional
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limo driver boyfriend holden played
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though when somewhere and neither one
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you are also or banking that segment
21:31
for future episodes russia
21:33
hit hit dizzy you can like you plenty
21:35
of time that record us
21:36
the answers write and edit that and yeah
21:38
wasn't what's more important getting a writer being incredibly
21:41
charming getting around you know that
21:45
sounds like
21:45
the current state of politics has taught us
21:47
anything i think it's the latter
21:50
as good romcom dialogue romcom dialogue it
21:52
i like it put this in the segment brian
21:55
make a note this center after it's
21:57
evening alpha you're not reading and if you're just pretending
22:00
put all these in this is god's people
22:02
like the in between moments hearing them as they
22:04
come out of break it's fun
22:07
thanks to george any and emily when we come back
22:09
we as you're burning questions and
22:13
amazon
22:17
while there may be six people in this room they're really
22:19
making it feel like eight when
22:21
, appreciate that are i we took
22:23
some questions or last dynasty typewriter show
22:26
and i get some of these responses you there
22:29
our back
22:32
does anybody have any questions they
22:36
can be whatever you want that's the beauty of question it
22:39
will be a good question
22:41
hi what's your name my name's gail and galen
22:44
correct and what is your question what's
22:46
the best advice you ever received oh
22:48
my god
22:51
i think the best advice i ever got was a piece
22:53
of advice about writing and it was
22:55
it so trite but it was good or i needed to hear
22:57
it i try to apply elsewhere which is what
23:00
something you have to write and that only you could write is
23:03
like a simple way to think about a project
23:05
or something you're going to do to kinda keep you grounded and something
23:07
that's meaningful to you the
23:10
that's another good advice
23:11
that a hard question sorry about that know
23:14
it's okay it's okay
23:17
i think of coming out as we gonna keep coming back to a gallon
23:19
for that's a hard question and i appreciate it well
23:23
hi what's your name steven steven what's your question
23:25
why are say politician so dishonest about
23:27
passing medicare for all when it comes to
23:29
the technical part
23:31
that a big question i think some of them
23:33
are it's over there aren't i do think that there is a real
23:35
challenge about doing
23:37
things like that at the state level when the systems
23:39
it were so much of our money goes to the federal government
23:41
right like it is hard for state like california
23:44
to do universal healthcare when even
23:46
if we do universal healthcare here we're still
23:48
sending money to the federal government to
23:50
cover things like medicare and medicaid at the national
23:53
level right there is a real challenge like we
23:55
federalize lot of healthcare which makes it harder
23:57
to spend the money we need to spend at the local level
24:00
because the tax base of the tax base
24:02
we're all paying federal taxes so we went
24:04
to raise taxes locally to give ourselves
24:06
universal healthcare were also still subsidizing
24:08
the places that aren't doing that to like there are
24:11
real challenges to doing it at the local level
24:13
and like for good in braille we decided
24:15
a long time ago to this is going to be something we're going to solve
24:18
of the national level and we to fucking salvage
24:20
at the national level is my general
24:22
take what
24:25
, politicians dishonest dishonest
24:27
because the only thing people hate more than
24:29
being told what they want to hear is being told that they don't
24:31
want to hear frankly you can follow up
24:33
sure i'm jen psaki now great yeah
24:37
my like pet issue because it meant chronically
24:39
ill
24:40
why did they pass bills without funding mechanisms
24:43
and get the base wow that to their politicians
24:45
i think is unfortunately the answer because
24:48
they want to say they're doing good things but people
24:50
actually
24:51
don't like paying for the somebody made a noticed
24:53
about like the pulling around foreign policy
24:56
and it was like reaping
24:59
eighty five percent approval rating knowing
25:02
ten percent approval ratings were a kind
25:04
of ah vino craven short term thinking
25:07
culture in which politicians had decided
25:09
that we don't want to hear about trade awesome you know care
25:11
about trade offs and in a political system where you
25:13
get no benefit for being honest are tradeoffs
25:15
is one in which nobody tells the truth
25:17
and nobody recognizes that like good things
25:20
are expensive or some policies
25:22
of downsides are things are complicated there's
25:24
like no space for it not no fucking
25:26
space where and nobody's paying enough attention and
25:28
are so much noise that and even efforts
25:30
have a kind of sincere honest open debate
25:32
is kind of drowned out by absolute fucking horse
25:34
shit so rewards the worst politicians
25:36
on planet earth who just are fucking like saying
25:39
the seeing the one line the easy line over
25:41
and over and over again and like that may get you
25:43
elected but it's no way to government which is the only reason
25:45
we survived the trump yours because otherwise
25:47
might add up to a winning electoral coalition for there's not
25:49
a you can do once you're in office actually execute
25:52
because they don't actually have a policy agenda
25:54
that makes sense that makes
25:56
sense the oh
25:58
yeah course while it's easy i
26:00
like us and our voters as like
26:02
minded listeners rules how
26:04
, foot suck or it it
26:07
i have planned or for situs which is something
26:09
i found out about out what
26:12
is that you just you wake up in the morning your
26:14
foot heard that the heard sucks when
26:17
i was forty that sucks i
26:20
do agree to start where
26:24
do i get my skirts from all over the place
26:27
a bit of an epiphany during a pandemic any piston
26:29
he was something along the lines of what
26:31
are the rules i follow that helped no
26:33
one that hurt me and
26:35
no one's making me follow and one
26:37
of them was wardrobe related
26:40
i started just buying skirts on
26:42
amazon then i realized this
26:45
is something you can do with money and so now i'm getting some
26:47
real nice skirt the
26:51
why would dream hi i'm dylan dylan
26:53
hi what's your question
26:54
my question is if you could have anybody
26:57
on as i would i guess on yourself
26:59
who would it be don't agree
27:01
the when we want comes on the side got
27:05
all the people we want i mean honestly
27:07
trying to get the guys from moscow teresa's as they try to
27:09
book chris rock and fuckin will farrow
27:11
is employing a possible year that
27:14
matt
27:15
they'll be on it that
27:17
way as i
27:20
would dream hey i'm an eye on what's your question
27:22
i know we're not talking about though they're better but
27:25
how do we pass the stuff and how we support
27:28
getting the stuff in bill back better passed
27:30
without calling about
27:31
well i think one thing
27:33
we've learned is that this idea of
27:36
pressure pressure pressure joe manson and kyrstin
27:38
cinema magic
27:41
passage has not really worked very much reminds
27:44
me of the underwear gnome thing from south park
27:46
although many years ago just a question
27:48
mark money they have not responded
27:50
to the pressure and so it's like
27:53
the answer is unfortunately we need to elect more
27:55
democrats of course are fair to like
27:57
more democratic twenty eighteen has put us in a position
28:00
there are fewer democrats at the end of twenty
28:02
twenty two that is just the reality
28:04
of it i think the only hope we have
28:06
is dealt with into what joe manchin here since
28:08
cinema say and figure out what exactly they're for
28:11
is joe manchin is it pretty explicit
28:13
at this point for one of the things he's quite and potentially
28:15
be in favor of and we just need to stop
28:18
him up and get as much as we can done i don't know
28:20
what else do at this point it sucks
28:22
when a really difficult political position at the there's
28:24
no good answer and is not satisfying
28:26
at all and i hate it
28:29
i don't like them very much at
28:32
least joe manchin there's some kind of fucking
28:34
argument like this like this only democrat we get
28:36
have in west virginia that is true i
28:38
was the primary joe manchin or whatever
28:40
it likes his he can become a republican tomorrow
28:43
he would be more success was a republican he
28:45
has a lot of leverage there's and cinema
28:47
is a fuckin mystery and like
28:50
and , this when we only got
28:52
fifty seats because cow cunningham
28:54
likes to fuck and i don't know what happened in maine think
29:00
about
29:01
how much it fucking cost us
29:04
that cow cunningham came to l
29:06
a for a fundraiser and to do party of
29:08
america so that he could fuck and
29:10
the result is we have to find out
29:12
what kyrstin cinema is doing twenty four
29:15
hours a day really day very frustrating situation
29:19
i
29:21
was dream my name's that i
29:23
got was your question
29:25
i'm so i grew up in california
29:27
have been i live in new mexico new mexico
29:30
really dope public transit but a
29:32
everything costs three times as much as it'll boaters
29:34
that it was gonna fall how
29:37
kid california get good public transit
29:39
because it's a good he is pretty dope see if it
29:41
had good public transit
29:43
yeah i mean one thing that we could do in
29:45
california is stop allowing
29:47
nimby people to hide behind progressive
29:49
bullshit and reform the ways
29:52
in which we pass infrastructure
29:54
so that we can actually build more in this
29:56
state without it being mired in lawsuits
29:59
and the environmental concerns and and
30:01
objections to make it impossible for
30:03
us to build anything the fact that we can't
30:05
build a train connecting los angeles
30:08
and san francisco which has ten times the population
30:10
of barcelona and madrid when they were able to do
30:12
that in spain with environmental laws with
30:14
labor laws with protections for their workers
30:17
it's indictment of america isn't a bit of democrats
30:19
indictment of the systems rebuilt we have
30:21
to just sort of start tackling at we have to like
30:23
actually make sure the state legislature
30:26
like address the issues makes it easier a belt
30:28
as soon as possible cause more suffocating
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get build housing cable to restructure and
30:33
it makes killed where you are expensive it makes it a little both
30:35
and everyday put the signs on
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the next in the state we welcome refugees and we
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don't because if it's too expensive ready by the live here
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we'll was a buggy anybody the
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you are more i was room
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entertainment chocolate chips cars
36:02
bananas play stations
36:04
new branding scheme for playstation
36:06
plus that's it let's
36:09
see the will
36:18
it it landed on chocolate
36:20
chips revisited
36:21
ooh joining , now you
36:23
know are you love her her
36:26
writer for love it or leave at holly kiefer
36:28
thank you for having back thank back know
36:31
the last time we are here you made a
36:34
i'd say shocking claim which
36:36
was that you did
36:38
not like chocolate chip cookies
36:42
why and more broadly even just suck it ships in
36:44
general
36:45
and it says here are you have a rant about
36:47
a chocolate chips revisited the
36:49
fours years nuance
36:53
what is it hot
36:56
how do you have it how do you spell it because
36:58
it saw the summer auto correct can even corrected
37:02
you know what i said some things that i can't expect
37:04
i will take it back together who cares you
37:06
know as a subsidiary of us i've had since
37:08
i made some statements that
37:10
i yeah i was kinda blows with producer
37:13
my example of bout
37:15
of civilians was hundred tips and
37:17
tips have to say i revisit the topic
37:19
recently topic was eating was delicious cookie rocket
37:22
caramel our smell the probably that
37:25
even as your i'm saying by to do
37:28
too soft that was
37:30
my parents are just too hard and i
37:32
had a cookie i thought you know what's your this could have needed
37:34
some a little hard of the mills it was
37:37
really brings the advice larger point
37:39
which is proton concept
37:41
the minimum reproach prevent i'm reproach nuts
37:44
and i will be a truckload ship will do
37:46
would you don't have but
37:49
also believes the pro not wrapped
37:51
there should be that's i'm going to go to say it that's
37:54
more cake
37:56
really do you have what i'm hearing
37:58
cake yep that's
38:01
because he wanted in there is and yeah i
38:03
can think of any other kicked it has us we
38:06
were
38:08
perfect right some are calling off my
38:10
got a german chocolate cake has because
38:13
you're right well depending on where you are with your country
38:15
rather so i was
38:17
inconclusive
38:19
agreed and yeah the not is superior to
38:21
chips and always
38:23
but if you can't get a not a truckload
38:25
sip has its place while
38:27
and i just i thank you i just
38:29
wanna i there
38:31
is essential past not right
38:33
left forward and the way forward talkative
38:35
as sometimes sometimes
38:37
sometimes food will probably have a cookie monster
38:39
now has to say he can be like i have cookies
38:42
it's like some
38:42
we have cookies and i'm saying sometimes you
38:45
can chip will do sometimes a triple
38:47
do here's the thing
38:48
that's what this shows for as any purpose get
38:50
a message out there and maybe someday many what
38:53
it does not but if you do think it could
38:55
it said that sometimes the tripled the the
38:57
you
38:58
i'm going how give everybody a
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lot
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granted
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it on bananas
39:13
come in and it's john milton a
39:18
, was the bananas
39:22
, really as a group here
39:24
have strong feelings about foods their
39:27
babies love saga tim henman
39:29
ever since my take on these
39:31
bananas is it's a cool
39:33
a like a lot
39:35
if it's good if it's firing a
39:37
banana it's for ants is
39:39
consistent
39:41
every part of it tastes exactly the same yeah
39:43
that's cool i like them in sort of a jewel tone
39:45
area in between green yellow
39:47
light of at the beginning that's very
39:49
kind of a sophisticated palate for bananas yet
39:52
i'm an early adopter of the right time
39:54
to eat them and i just
39:56
can't seek the stealing that
40:00
these bananas are eating brown
40:02
faster than they used to every
40:05
banana that i encounter is a brown
40:07
it's like if like walk into friend's
40:10
apartment it's going to be spotted brown
40:13
in my apartment sure as hell gonna be
40:15
spotted and brown and the
40:17
transformation that a banana makes from
40:20
the yellow to brown is only the most disgusting
40:23
transformations in nature may bias
40:26
the only thing worse the tadpole
40:28
the frog a
40:31
, banana is so gross is that is
40:33
gross in in of the tube of the banana
40:35
radiates it turns your whole space
40:38
and to serve like a garbage
40:40
a place it's like via
40:43
brown banalities everything this banalities everything food that
40:45
we associate with the garbage can more than may
40:47
be any other like apart
40:49
from the skeletons like
40:51
a cartoon of a trash can get knocked over
40:53
is gonna be brahmin as for skeletons
40:56
popping out to think there was a time when people
40:58
were eating more fish and the bone
41:00
cancer share they get all the
41:02
way down to the bone but i do think that there's something
41:05
about garbage from cartoons
41:07
it's like a fish skeleton with it usually
41:10
the head is still there in the tail so there and then
41:12
just the bones the yeah like most people
41:14
there was a time in america where people were just like
41:16
what are we having for dinner overeat having a fish you
41:19
know where you can have a fish on a plate right
41:21
and with the head to tail yeah that we put
41:23
it in a garbage and let let a cartoon knock
41:25
it over later and usher yeah so
41:28
, i mean i
41:30
says can't see eye to eye really something
41:32
going on here i think there's some of there's i don't know if it's the
41:34
houses it's buildings houses the going into
41:36
and out of as a child if there were more hungry
41:38
child's mouth eating all these bananas the leading
41:41
get to the brown stage race but
41:43
i can't see
41:45
there's no way to outsmart
41:47
the bananas my i had a former roommate
41:49
who had put a full banana in the
41:51
freezer to mix movies out of later
41:54
it you seen a banana
41:57
gets into the freezer with it's skin
41:59
on yeah this is a new level
42:01
of discussed a some it's
42:03
as if the banana screaming yeah
42:06
you know in a way to skin shrivels
42:08
up turns full brown and know
42:10
now we're talking a consistent coats
42:13
and also if you wanna get the me
42:15
out of this thing the brown
42:17
and yellow have now fused than
42:19
the barriers broken now i mean something i would
42:21
just say to your friend of yours talk to them so
42:23
i don't know your relationship is i'd i
42:25
think if we're going to freeze bananas for smoothies
42:27
which is a great idea in a great way to make bananas last
42:30
you take the skin off before you put it in that freezer
42:32
i know they're really great move then you know
42:34
seal it with some kind of a we were force field
42:36
around the banana yeah i'm gonna go forward
42:38
bases so we were we were roommates and
42:40
so if i wanted to steal his bananas to make
42:42
smoothies out of i had to be the the banana
42:44
surgeon who was taking off that dumps
42:47
getting sloughing that stuff and i think that's
42:49
really dumb i think the fundamental problem with
42:51
bananas is if you get seven bananas
42:53
it's a week's worth of bananas but actually what
42:55
you have his day zero no
42:57
bananas because they're great they
43:00
one green bananas the
43:02
to maybe you're talking about milstein
43:05
level the and of from tough
43:08
not sweet a banana for a sophisticated
43:10
palate is then date three you have
43:13
all good banana yeah thought
43:15
colored years what else on that on that day you
43:17
have one day we have the didn't open
43:19
up your john banana and then day
43:21
for day for it's like
43:23
okay we better eat these bananas so
43:25
one of those bananas is saying
43:28
adios like i'm i'm ahead of these other
43:30
guys and i'm about to take them away by
43:32
day five you're like me easier to swedes
43:35
remo them they get so and spots on the know
43:37
if you're very thoughtful you're very conscientious
43:40
maybe you'll eat the bad banana first knowing
43:42
that the bananas that will remain are good
43:45
but that's just like i'm in this life for joy
43:47
you know i'm not trying to matter how these bears
43:49
and and eat them to get them out a way of idiom
43:52
yeah you know i'd rather yo lo as we
43:54
said once the i'd say go to my fruit
43:56
bowl i was by it every day you
43:59
say your say your when you walk by it everyday
44:01
the threats there's , lot of down nicely
44:03
think think
44:05
yeah i think you've come to agree with me that the been
44:07
as a and grown faster it's very bad and was
44:10
a bigger problems i agree that's my
44:12
breath down breath down
44:15
everybody for bananas getting brown
44:17
faster and it's haven't we should look into
44:21
that spin it again
44:26
it
44:29
had landed on inflate entertainment
44:33
he wasn't there are certain fear of the
44:35
rants about in flight
44:38
entertainment adding people are making like bad
44:40
decisions on airplanes
44:42
i'm not just once i get them like duct
44:44
tapes or it on the head of the coffee
44:46
pot the people are watching oscar
44:48
bait and oscar movies on airplanes
44:51
which is like a bad decision that's
44:54
just not an airplane movie annalisa
44:56
there are rules we live in a society
45:01
or has yet we're yet we're do the rarefied
45:03
a riot and as it sort of falls apart
45:05
around us we have to try to keep the little
45:07
semblance of
45:08
the order in place and that is what
45:10
makes something a good airplane movie but me fly
45:13
and i've pillow guideline together which is
45:16
first one is you have to scroll through the entire catalogue
45:18
that is in an airplane that is exactly right not
45:20
as the really says you like a to have aided
45:22
the a to z a that he started a new notice
45:24
the other the ama numbers whatever that
45:26
at some that the start sometimes at the and some
45:28
fantasy some money made up twenty one done
45:30
street some know how you know to do with the such
45:33
as a they said we understand that xy is
45:35
not a movie that certain seen some and they
45:37
don't know that sometimes they don't know that and sometimes
45:39
they do though it's really it depends on airline
45:41
depends on the your vm , and
45:44
murders had a big thing to do with the die it's a
45:46
whole thing whole catalog get the scroll
45:48
through at me up did then figure out step to
45:50
as figure out what movie you
45:52
would watch and that flight something
45:54
that you'll he would always go back to if it's on
45:56
tv you know when to be was happening
45:59
with cable and you could the channel and you
46:01
know i don't have that still exists or you could just turn
46:03
on a tv and then there's stuff playing on
46:06
by when you could do that and then like a movie would be
46:08
only like only idea of course them and watch the rest of national
46:10
treasure it's on on does he
46:12
pick a movie based on that what does him as he would
46:14
love to watch even though it's not like
46:16
on your list and then you have to
46:18
scroll through again alphabetized
46:21
and is there anything in that list that is
46:23
better the not moving that you
46:25
know and love i recently
46:28
watched the new spider man i hadn't
46:30
seen it but it was an airplane because it
46:32
seemed better to me then are
46:34
many other stuff that i already knew and love then
46:37
i also watch miss congeniality because
46:40
that's a classic been perfect in every way
46:42
it is also problematic but
46:44
here is it's from two thousand and five yeah
46:47
it is definitely has some things
46:49
that should not have happened in it but it's
46:51
a good movie
46:52
mickey geniality is now old enough
46:54
to get a driver's license over seventy think
46:56
about the don't outlet that even talk about enough
46:58
yeah some a thing about selling
47:01
it to watch either watch either you know and
47:03
love or something
47:04
that is better so i get another
47:06
they saw there was like that thing going around twitter that
47:09
was like two people in back to back seats watching
47:11
the different chris stewart movies one watching
47:13
trial and behind them they were watching
47:15
spencer the person who was watching spencer
47:18
made up the eiger that i got
47:20
is not an airplane movies on airplanes if you're
47:22
going to watch an oscar movies on
47:24
an airplane you were never gonna watch that
47:26
movie and that's not your movie you
47:28
sneeze and decides oh i'm not gonna watch this movie
47:31
i used to watch highlights i
47:34
was doing the full scroll it
47:36
is he and i
47:38
found that on on the flight back from
47:40
a dc to los angeles one of the options on
47:42
delta was a song called the
47:44
diary of anne frank
47:46
and i think that anyone who chooses
47:49
that on a plane should be put on some kind
47:51
of a list that because that is the choice
47:53
of an absolute maniac
47:56
it's a beautiful film the beautiful
47:59
exploration of the horrors people
48:01
visit on each other and that i never
48:03
child trying to
48:05
find a sense of self and grow up under
48:07
these horrible conditions not
48:09
a fucking plane movies not imagineers
48:11
it down on a plane new quick play on
48:13
sweet home alabama we and then
48:15
you look to your next neighbor and they're watching
48:18
the diary of anne frank that
48:20
is bananas
48:22
the in and sweet home alabama which
48:25
is a movie i did try to watch on this recent alliance
48:27
this brings me to another all about flight movies
48:29
you can stop them at any time material you
48:31
can stop them at any time and or know you
48:33
do not have to watch it all the way through i got
48:36
to appoint sweet home alabama where she outs her
48:38
childhood friend at a gay bar and i said i'm
48:40
not an airplane movie anymore turn it off
48:43
turn on we begin to go
48:45
on tour stocks in
48:47
austin of allah says serve and
48:49
volley as a in boston and andy
48:52
name party name com joel a
48:54
joel portland portland fold portland
48:56
portland on is and episode cooked a
49:00
, between were were grand about were done about
49:02
episode of us in a were portland
49:05
the portland if you well crooked dot com
49:07
ford slash events show the
49:10
jenny audience audience miss congeniality
49:12
pretty good airplane movie up or
49:15
show episode in
49:22
they
49:26
landed on cars
49:30
prime time off fly in and a
49:33
, brian it seems as though your rent is about cars
49:35
suck a lot of found no no
49:38
please insert a sound effect of a horrible
49:40
vehicular incidences of
49:42
the synthesis people visited his while driving
49:45
just aren't mistake number one ice
49:48
and for fifteen years my life blissfully unaware
49:50
of how i would die and then i turned sixteen
49:52
and i immediately knew immediately will die in a car
49:54
and i will be the driver will be not know my
49:57
rights my last by that joke i do not
49:59
know which card on drugs the thing in the sign in
50:01
the pacific ocean
50:02
it did take me three times to quit my job
50:04
is has and i do not get better would better tightened
50:07
they took pity on me yeah and then i got my junior
50:09
license and the next week i got a ticket for driving
50:11
the wrong way down way one way they still
50:14
gave me a full license which is
50:16
a license to kill definitely
50:18
roundabout good idea
50:20
who that you were going to like they were you come into a circle
50:22
you're driving it straight straight straight and it's not
50:25
is it means twenty seven seen what are the damn rules
50:27
i adore around outs and i
50:29
close my eyes and i your eyebrows you were in
50:31
straight and then when i live in a know
50:34
and that don't that anything but an act the close
50:36
my eyes at home about the roundabout nice and all day there's
50:38
another get off but
50:40
i'm pretty good without a driving but i think i'll ever wondered
50:42
about a driving nice you on the highway not
50:44
you put in particular you the general people one
50:47
hundred you texting
50:48
i see you on tik tok yeah and i see you with
50:50
your flasks and i see you with your joints
50:52
why did i see you eating your breakfast and
50:54
applying your makeup and getting and receiving
50:56
road had to pull over how
50:59
get the to a nunnery we're not
51:01
and of a
51:04
or we
51:08
done and i how
51:11
i as
51:14
a be on
51:17
the a in the of
51:20
a and
51:22
i ,
51:24
i were ,
51:27
is in it
51:29
is a on
51:31
a in a on the
51:38
i a a in
51:40
is the one of is
51:45
to then
51:47
my favorite pizza colors on time democratic
51:51
yeah it'll be way better than
51:53
your heart your current your
51:55
car
51:56
the hurt by where do you cry got a coward
51:58
you trying to cap
52:02
kyle kyle's or centers years has he has
52:04
never tried yeah well that streak
52:06
alter i think it's cool that's cool
52:08
think your bus drivers think your ferryman
52:10
they're joining in your pilot spare
52:12
you see the room get around los angeles on stereo
52:14
crawlies we should bring the trial is not yet
52:17
to to do too
52:19
any of that if you see me a poll over
52:21
rape and come over babes obviously
52:24
this is one funnier brian
52:26
etta you are terrible driver and it's really dangerous
52:28
that you drive had answered stopped answered government sanctions
52:30
that
52:31
yeah they shouldn't know brother
52:42
he did landed on the feeling you get
52:44
late at night maybe after having a little
52:46
bit of weed that everything you've ever said
52:49
is embarrassing and buffoonish is
52:51
, suggested by me i
52:53
hate the ceiling when you're lying when you're late at
52:55
night maybe of have a little bit of weed and all the sudden
52:58
you think everything you've ever said or done
53:00
is embarrassing every single
53:02
thing you've ever said or done
53:04
is embarrassing every photo you've taken
53:07
every sentence you uttered every moment
53:09
you are proud of in fact you
53:11
look ridiculous every conversation
53:14
conversation go as well as you thought every time you
53:16
are engaged in some kind of a discourse with a person
53:19
who may have been involved in their own thing
53:21
and having their own day that has nothing to do with
53:23
you and yet because it didn't go the way
53:25
you thought you assume it's something you did
53:27
and you carried around for years or the
53:29
things that happened when you are like three or four
53:31
years old at are like five years
53:33
old or six year old are you just learning what words
53:35
meant or even that how to use them as that hurt people's
53:37
feelings and maybe said something wrong to
53:40
an adult because you're trying to seem like
53:42
you knew what you were talking about and it didn't go
53:44
well and and somebody told you you said the wrong things
53:46
and you carry that around for thirty five years
53:49
do you have a little bit of an edible
53:52
and he comes back to you the
53:54
hate that then
53:57
you try to tell somebody you feel this way and is
53:59
i like oh everybody imposter syndrome but
54:01
what if i really am what
54:03
have i am a real actual fraud
54:05
and imposter like sure which i am sure
54:07
there been moments where mullah is like
54:10
am i really making a difference or like gratitude
54:12
burgers like maybe this isn't worth it
54:14
or maybe i'm full of shit you know
54:16
that's not right for them that's imposter
54:19
syndrome for them
54:21
we come back the high note of
54:26
amor back here it is the
54:28
kind of i love it and coin
54:30
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54:31
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54:33
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54:36
i was recruited i have a high note i want to tell
54:38
you about witches and this is true i
54:40
, be a video
54:42
game for the first sentence i was like in middle
54:44
school and other forty
54:47
one year old mom i was very
54:49
pleased with myself because i haven't
54:51
played i video games that any seriousness
54:53
seems like the super mario and paper boy
54:56
days of my youth anyway
54:58
in my dream also i would like
55:00
looking at the you to tell you the story because he
55:03
my subconscious you are about
55:05
six sites you which is
55:07
neither here nor there but i thought you might enjoy not
55:09
something not something some of the great work
55:13
hi my name is julia i'm
55:15
seventeen i was in texas and
55:17
i've been listening to critique the party
55:19
for a few years of her the reason i want
55:22
you gotta good very good friends
55:24
and work in policy
55:27
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55:29
university i'm very excited
55:31
for the future am i from the say
55:33
thank you for and are needed takes
55:36
however
55:38
i am a school social worker in
55:40
a very conservative area outside
55:43
of philly and , the past
55:45
six weeks we have been running a
55:47
lgbt for group for our
55:49
middle school student where we can
55:51
expand with or tsk
55:54
at the high school level and the bus
55:56
these kids up and the and few hang out and
55:59
hang out robert that
56:01
, out about save resources between
56:03
any any and we have had
56:05
over forty middle school students and
56:08
over twenty high school student participate
56:10
in this group everything week and
56:13
the legal the arrests group and
56:16
the kids are really sad but we're
56:18
going to continue this at the individual
56:20
skill level of , cotton provide
56:23
them or support even though we can
56:25
continue to boston after high school so
56:28
i'm really frightened by this especially
56:30
with especially of the anti trans
56:33
day was placing going on going the country right
56:35
now he that these
56:37
kids who live in a very very conservative area
56:39
still have an outlet to feel
56:41
safe and express themselves thank you for idea
56:46
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56:48
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