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Grand Old Key Party

Released Saturday, 2nd April 2022
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Grand Old Key Party

Saturday, 2nd April 2022
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or

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the heard of it the slap occur to me

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or mile and a half from where we are now

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makes you feel lucky to be alive we've got a great

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show

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Do this week? We've got Joel Kim booster, jenny Yang,

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and Emily Heller. The secting rom-coms

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from a dynasty show because like every great meal, every

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great show, The Leftovers, we've

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got some Q&A and some brand-spanking-new

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ranch brought to you by crooked most aggrieved

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employees, the ones who work closely with

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me, but first, let's

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get into it. What a week according to

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the Washington Post and CBS News internal White

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House communications given to the January

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6th committee, reveal a 7 hour and 37

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minutes. And Donald Trump's phone log

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the day of the Kappa. insurrection

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it's suspicious the given trump's whole

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i have to flush the toilet fifteen times

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thing it could be a bathroom the

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been really long shit scalia

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father's russians the different kind

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of obstruction president

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biden explain that as recent

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comedy vladimir poodle cannot remain in

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power was an expression of his indignation

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not a policy announcements said biden i

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was just expressing my outrage but it doesn't

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mean we have a fundamental policy do anything

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to take putting down in any way that

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being said vladimir if you hear the creek

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of a forty year old leather jacket and the clock of

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and years behind you start praying to whatever

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god you've got going over there

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meanwhile senator just how he defended clarence

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thomas in ginny thomas against mounting criticism

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here's the bottom was this is ridiculous

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these attacks on justice thomas and the idea

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that ginny thomas his wife is supposed

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to sign off on her tax and on her work

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with her husband as if he's in charge

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of her in some way isn't that massage any

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that's twenty twenty two folks

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the woman's places in in a home within the capital

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pooping on the floor about him shifts office on

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monday i've been around a said

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is officially signed florida as don't say gabriel

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into law with the order said to take effect on july

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first which means we're taking pitches for a new

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word or phrase to mean gay including late

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with a nice coffee and attempts three

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on getting my driver's license or

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there's ways to say someone's gay or ways to say someone

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is brian some officer

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breaking news

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the we hear a love it or leave it or bring you up to date

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updates on the story that has rocked washing in this

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week's madison's hawthorns cocaine your

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orgies as the world knows by now in

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a recent interview north carolina representative and world's

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a hot as monster madison copthorne

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claimed dc is more like house of cards and he might

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big no not the part where kevin spacey snaps

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the dogs next but instead it's the nonstop

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buck and all yup sex parties and drugs

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according to cost thorns he was stunned when his

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fellow lawmakers invited him to

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an orgy time a young guy washing your mother

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average a surprise sixty or seventy and

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i literally save a lot of that i agree on what's

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up to the my life always paid attention to politics

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guys the ya it's than almost any get

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invited like whoa hey we're gonna happen of a

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of a sexual get together at one of our homes

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you said tom them

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what what did you do that when it comes according to god

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or and sexual get togethers aren't even the half

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of it added the congressman or the fact

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that use some of the people that are leading on

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the movement to try and remove your

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addiction or our country and then he wasn't doing

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i'll keep on the cocaine like funny

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and it's i want this is why i'm okay so

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ali's is going to watch also imagine

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an orgy without coke it seems rough

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coach is sue an orgy what talc

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is to a gymnast

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anyway i believe they sorted something in front of cars

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or but it wasn't a surly cocaine i'm guessing

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he was ground of centrum silver and see alice also

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known as a mcconnell speed ball those

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are you said congressman a key bump

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that strikes us as the upper class been

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level coke terminology you know what a key

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bump is would you call someone a keep on

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pm

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besides addiction and sampling drugs are two different

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things madison much like being gay

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versus experimenting with a famous gay

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couple willing to keep the secret sunsets

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you might have guessed catherine colleagues aren't you happy

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with is probably accurate portrayal of washington nightlife

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for example rep steve womack insisted

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during a closed door meeting of house republicans

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that many of them go to bed at nine pm and still

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use flip phones and fax machines but

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what more do you can bet they're just cover to move

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in response to the interview house minority leader kevin

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mccarthy gave catherine a real talking to

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as mccarthy explain to the press i just told

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him he has lost my trust he's gonna have

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to earn it back and i laid out to him everything

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that i find unbecoming but

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enough about horn dog republican congressmen

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chester on be a

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while mccarthy now says cancer and admitted to him

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that his claims were exaggerated roger stone roger

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to to wing social media to declare

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congress in madison copthorne just told me

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he has not rejected his claims about

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drugs field orgies among dc elites

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and why has it madison responded to my paper

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was posts i can see of

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it

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and i believe is an orgy game

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now about your regularly scheduled programing to ukrainian

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negotiators and a russian oligarch facilitating

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talks between russia and ukraine earlier this month reported

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symptoms like peeling skin and sore eyes to

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an unnamed us official told reuters that their symptoms

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are probably due to environmental factors rather than

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poisoning environmental factors might sound

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crazy but it's spring away and i personally wake up

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looking like a bug mummy crawling it's way to

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berries bootcamp three

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oil executives have refused or across from the house

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natural resources committee to testify in discrepancies

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on oil and gas prices during which they would

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presumably have to explain my fossil fuel companies

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are pushing for a drilling free for all to reduce prices

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while simultaneously reporting record profits

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this is why i'm sticking with tesla or right yeah

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elon musk is a jerk he's very annoying

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but oil executives are worse and

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too smart to be on twitter will

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smith issued an apology for slapping chris rock

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across the face during sunday's oscar broadcast

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wrote the king richard saw i'm embarrassed to my

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actions were not indicative of the man i want to be

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there is no place for violence in a world of love

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and kindness meanwhile chris rock's ticket

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sales have reportedly skyrocketed as result

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of the oscars altercation with they will smith's lab

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that guy into a bigger house will if

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you're listening i'm around of that anymore slavery

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his disability system in

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an interview on cbs actor and comedian jim

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carrey called the dolby theatre crowd spineless

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for the standing ovation given to will smith fall his

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acceptance speech which he gave minutes after

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slapping chris rock jim carrey went on

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to say hitting the real reason the crowd spineless

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was you do of vaccines that

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director

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i used to post a video of artistic it's

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have enough problems that the parents'

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permission claiming it was a vaccine related

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the cool really care what he thinks about

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gary concluded by same and until the dolby

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theatre crowd roses vibes do not

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ceasar and it caught on

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camera exchange it elton john's oscar viewing party

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caitlyn jenner as lady gaga why she hadn't seen

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wedding julia roberts julian dylan

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mcdermott michael pledged to get married if they both

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have to

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job

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kimmie supposed to be in the film nineteen twenties

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sophomore emily bridget

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jones's repeatedly categorizes chubby

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in two thousand and one is bridget jones diary how

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much does she weigh as revealed by glimpse of

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her diary a hundred thirty six pounds correct

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allison as a successful entertainment reporter who

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going to seal

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los villas her sisters

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pool house

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exactly what that's what we were looking for joe

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valentine's day every day professional

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nfl player sean wins over his estranged

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limo driver boyfriend holden played

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by bradley cooper by doing what aiming

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for the first time how

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is that stage but i the film a

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archer very big two thousand and ten are

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you a description the

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ten years

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you don't even know the characters

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and eighteen eighty nine ten things read about you

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julia stiles protagonists cat

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does what distract the teacher distracting

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him long enough to allow heath ledger is patrick to sneak

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out of the window

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no i really wanted thing

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wanted thing done the team

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you're not getting a doing okay

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it either you know it to your doubts in two thousand

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and nine the ugly truth katherine heigl morning

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show producer abbey and gerard butler's chauvinist

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gerard tv host might conclude the film with

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the kids were under a waterfall

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oh on air

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a waterfall were

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looking for runaway hot air balloon

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right away right ,

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away day i don't know games

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and big they're making out if they're making love and as

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though when somewhere and neither one

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of their characters is a hotter

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learn pilot know it's a lot i've been using

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i don't know the difference between a hot air balloon

16:56

and a runaway hot air balloon you

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, i mean i don't want been sitting at my

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age as a pilot i think yeah a

17:03

gust of wind hundred

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balloons has hold no appeal to me the

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hey you wanna go on a date of indeterminate

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lanes it's three of us a

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pilot with whom will make small talk it's

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very dangerous and

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and allowed know bathroom

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and before for hazard there's

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no bathroom you have to be up at

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four am yeah

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it'll work

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they don't leave any lighter than

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five thirty am they don't work

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midday

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mk driving an hour and fifteen minutes

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apparently

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i don't even representing back to jedi oh

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god ok in two thousand two thousand leap

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year amy adams real estate stage or and

17:43

applies to dublin to propose to her

17:45

flop fiance played by adam scott

17:48

who exists only be left in the third act for matthew

17:50

goode

17:51

what actual irish holiday was she supposed

17:53

to propose on patrick

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the hope is that no only the

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day the audit

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i don't know what they do over there it's

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, day the day women are

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allowed to propose which falls on

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leap day day

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and two thousand and eight twenty seven dresses katherine

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heigl to jane does what to get

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revenge against her own sister test at

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said scissors engagement party mixed

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with her fiance

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well as her fiance

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making a slideshow revealing all the lies

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has told her fiance including not

18:32

actually being a vegetarian while

18:37

what a decade

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gotta go on record and say that's not close

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to making

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yeah for

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blows i appreciated for things

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in what women want mel gibson

18:48

character is able to read the minds of women except

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who and why oh it's helen hunt

18:53

right well no he can read her mind

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oh there's an hour the tree

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mad years i

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mean i can end it's bad

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20:31

katherine heigl and gerard butler it's

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massaging has helped to figure out how to land a man

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before she falls in love with the misogynistic

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three the one

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and finally and anyone

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including the audience can take

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the two thousand and seven good luck shock

20:57

the titular chuck played by dane

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cook

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the dentists what

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is the profession the profession love interest

21:05

km played by jessica alba

21:08

it's penguin scientists wow

21:11

penguins , yeah

21:14

hang get it right everybody

21:17

goes the fire island

21:21

that also has a flood

21:27

if you how to thank you

21:28

you are also or banking that segment

21:31

for future episodes russia

21:33

hit hit dizzy you can like you plenty

21:35

of time that record us

21:36

the answers write and edit that and yeah

21:38

wasn't what's more important getting a writer being incredibly

21:41

charming getting around you know that

21:45

sounds like

21:45

the current state of politics has taught us

21:47

anything i think it's the latter

21:50

as good romcom dialogue romcom dialogue it

21:52

i like it put this in the segment brian

21:55

make a note this center after it's

21:57

evening alpha you're not reading and if you're just pretending

22:00

put all these in this is god's people

22:02

like the in between moments hearing them as they

22:04

come out of break it's fun

22:07

thanks to george any and emily when we come back

22:09

we as you're burning questions and

22:13

amazon

22:17

while there may be six people in this room they're really

22:19

making it feel like eight when

22:21

, appreciate that are i we took

22:23

some questions or last dynasty typewriter show

22:26

and i get some of these responses you there

22:29

our back

22:32

does anybody have any questions they

22:36

can be whatever you want that's the beauty of question it

22:39

will be a good question

22:41

hi what's your name my name's gail and galen

22:44

correct and what is your question what's

22:46

the best advice you ever received oh

22:48

my god

22:51

i think the best advice i ever got was a piece

22:53

of advice about writing and it was

22:55

it so trite but it was good or i needed to hear

22:57

it i try to apply elsewhere which is what

23:00

something you have to write and that only you could write is

23:03

like a simple way to think about a project

23:05

or something you're going to do to kinda keep you grounded and something

23:07

that's meaningful to you the

23:10

that's another good advice

23:11

that a hard question sorry about that know

23:14

it's okay it's okay

23:17

i think of coming out as we gonna keep coming back to a gallon

23:19

for that's a hard question and i appreciate it well

23:23

hi what's your name steven steven what's your question

23:25

why are say politician so dishonest about

23:27

passing medicare for all when it comes to

23:29

the technical part

23:31

that a big question i think some of them

23:33

are it's over there aren't i do think that there is a real

23:35

challenge about doing

23:37

things like that at the state level when the systems

23:39

it were so much of our money goes to the federal government

23:41

right like it is hard for state like california

23:44

to do universal healthcare when even

23:46

if we do universal healthcare here we're still

23:48

sending money to the federal government to

23:50

cover things like medicare and medicaid at the national

23:53

level right there is a real challenge like we

23:55

federalize lot of healthcare which makes it harder

23:57

to spend the money we need to spend at the local level

24:00

because the tax base of the tax base

24:02

we're all paying federal taxes so we went

24:04

to raise taxes locally to give ourselves

24:06

universal healthcare were also still subsidizing

24:08

the places that aren't doing that to like there are

24:11

real challenges to doing it at the local level

24:13

and like for good in braille we decided

24:15

a long time ago to this is going to be something we're going to solve

24:18

of the national level and we to fucking salvage

24:20

at the national level is my general

24:22

take what

24:25

, politicians dishonest dishonest

24:27

because the only thing people hate more than

24:29

being told what they want to hear is being told that they don't

24:31

want to hear frankly you can follow up

24:33

sure i'm jen psaki now great yeah

24:37

my like pet issue because it meant chronically

24:39

ill

24:40

why did they pass bills without funding mechanisms

24:43

and get the base wow that to their politicians

24:45

i think is unfortunately the answer because

24:48

they want to say they're doing good things but people

24:50

actually

24:51

don't like paying for the somebody made a noticed

24:53

about like the pulling around foreign policy

24:56

and it was like reaping

24:59

eighty five percent approval rating knowing

25:02

ten percent approval ratings were a kind

25:04

of ah vino craven short term thinking

25:07

culture in which politicians had decided

25:09

that we don't want to hear about trade awesome you know care

25:11

about trade offs and in a political system where you

25:13

get no benefit for being honest are tradeoffs

25:15

is one in which nobody tells the truth

25:17

and nobody recognizes that like good things

25:20

are expensive or some policies

25:22

of downsides are things are complicated there's

25:24

like no space for it not no fucking

25:26

space where and nobody's paying enough attention and

25:28

are so much noise that and even efforts

25:30

have a kind of sincere honest open debate

25:32

is kind of drowned out by absolute fucking horse

25:34

shit so rewards the worst politicians

25:36

on planet earth who just are fucking like saying

25:39

the seeing the one line the easy line over

25:41

and over and over again and like that may get you

25:43

elected but it's no way to government which is the only reason

25:45

we survived the trump yours because otherwise

25:47

might add up to a winning electoral coalition for there's not

25:49

a you can do once you're in office actually execute

25:52

because they don't actually have a policy agenda

25:54

that makes sense that makes

25:56

sense the oh

25:58

yeah course while it's easy i

26:00

like us and our voters as like

26:02

minded listeners rules how

26:04

, foot suck or it it

26:07

i have planned or for situs which is something

26:09

i found out about out what

26:12

is that you just you wake up in the morning your

26:14

foot heard that the heard sucks when

26:17

i was forty that sucks i

26:20

do agree to start where

26:24

do i get my skirts from all over the place

26:27

a bit of an epiphany during a pandemic any piston

26:29

he was something along the lines of what

26:31

are the rules i follow that helped no

26:33

one that hurt me and

26:35

no one's making me follow and one

26:37

of them was wardrobe related

26:40

i started just buying skirts on

26:42

amazon then i realized this

26:45

is something you can do with money and so now i'm getting some

26:47

real nice skirt the

26:51

why would dream hi i'm dylan dylan

26:53

hi what's your question

26:54

my question is if you could have anybody

26:57

on as i would i guess on yourself

26:59

who would it be don't agree

27:01

the when we want comes on the side got

27:05

all the people we want i mean honestly

27:07

trying to get the guys from moscow teresa's as they try to

27:09

book chris rock and fuckin will farrow

27:11

is employing a possible year that

27:14

matt

27:15

they'll be on it that

27:17

way as i

27:20

would dream hey i'm an eye on what's your question

27:22

i know we're not talking about though they're better but

27:25

how do we pass the stuff and how we support

27:28

getting the stuff in bill back better passed

27:30

without calling about

27:31

well i think one thing

27:33

we've learned is that this idea of

27:36

pressure pressure pressure joe manson and kyrstin

27:38

cinema magic

27:41

passage has not really worked very much reminds

27:44

me of the underwear gnome thing from south park

27:46

although many years ago just a question

27:48

mark money they have not responded

27:50

to the pressure and so it's like

27:53

the answer is unfortunately we need to elect more

27:55

democrats of course are fair to like

27:57

more democratic twenty eighteen has put us in a position

28:00

there are fewer democrats at the end of twenty

28:02

twenty two that is just the reality

28:04

of it i think the only hope we have

28:06

is dealt with into what joe manchin here since

28:08

cinema say and figure out what exactly they're for

28:11

is joe manchin is it pretty explicit

28:13

at this point for one of the things he's quite and potentially

28:15

be in favor of and we just need to stop

28:18

him up and get as much as we can done i don't know

28:20

what else do at this point it sucks

28:22

when a really difficult political position at the there's

28:24

no good answer and is not satisfying

28:26

at all and i hate it

28:29

i don't like them very much at

28:32

least joe manchin there's some kind of fucking

28:34

argument like this like this only democrat we get

28:36

have in west virginia that is true i

28:38

was the primary joe manchin or whatever

28:40

it likes his he can become a republican tomorrow

28:43

he would be more success was a republican he

28:45

has a lot of leverage there's and cinema

28:47

is a fuckin mystery and like

28:50

and , this when we only got

28:52

fifty seats because cow cunningham

28:54

likes to fuck and i don't know what happened in maine think

29:00

about

29:01

how much it fucking cost us

29:04

that cow cunningham came to l

29:06

a for a fundraiser and to do party of

29:08

america so that he could fuck and

29:10

the result is we have to find out

29:12

what kyrstin cinema is doing twenty four

29:15

hours a day really day very frustrating situation

29:19

i

29:21

was dream my name's that i

29:23

got was your question

29:25

i'm so i grew up in california

29:27

have been i live in new mexico new mexico

29:30

really dope public transit but a

29:32

everything costs three times as much as it'll boaters

29:34

that it was gonna fall how

29:37

kid california get good public transit

29:39

because it's a good he is pretty dope see if it

29:41

had good public transit

29:43

yeah i mean one thing that we could do in

29:45

california is stop allowing

29:47

nimby people to hide behind progressive

29:49

bullshit and reform the ways

29:52

in which we pass infrastructure

29:54

so that we can actually build more in this

29:56

state without it being mired in lawsuits

29:59

and the environmental concerns and and

30:01

objections to make it impossible for

30:03

us to build anything the fact that we can't

30:05

build a train connecting los angeles

30:08

and san francisco which has ten times the population

30:10

of barcelona and madrid when they were able to do

30:12

that in spain with environmental laws with

30:14

labor laws with protections for their workers

30:17

it's indictment of america isn't a bit of democrats

30:19

indictment of the systems rebuilt we have

30:21

to just sort of start tackling at we have to like

30:23

actually make sure the state legislature

30:26

like address the issues makes it easier a belt

30:28

as soon as possible cause more suffocating

30:30

get build housing cable to restructure and

30:33

it makes killed where you are expensive it makes it a little both

30:35

and everyday put the signs on

30:38

the next in the state we welcome refugees and we

30:40

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30:42

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you are more i was room

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35:57

the rear wheel this week this week inflight

35:59

entertainment chocolate chips cars

36:02

bananas play stations

36:04

new branding scheme for playstation

36:06

plus that's it let's

36:09

see the will

36:18

it it landed on chocolate

36:20

chips revisited

36:21

ooh joining , now you

36:23

know are you love her her

36:26

writer for love it or leave at holly kiefer

36:28

thank you for having back thank back know

36:31

the last time we are here you made a

36:34

i'd say shocking claim which

36:36

was that you did

36:38

not like chocolate chip cookies

36:42

why and more broadly even just suck it ships in

36:44

general

36:45

and it says here are you have a rant about

36:47

a chocolate chips revisited the

36:49

fours years nuance

36:53

what is it hot

36:56

how do you have it how do you spell it because

36:58

it saw the summer auto correct can even corrected

37:02

you know what i said some things that i can't expect

37:04

i will take it back together who cares you

37:06

know as a subsidiary of us i've had since

37:08

i made some statements that

37:10

i yeah i was kinda blows with producer

37:13

my example of bout

37:15

of civilians was hundred tips and

37:17

tips have to say i revisit the topic

37:19

recently topic was eating was delicious cookie rocket

37:22

caramel our smell the probably that

37:25

even as your i'm saying by to do

37:28

too soft that was

37:30

my parents are just too hard and i

37:32

had a cookie i thought you know what's your this could have needed

37:34

some a little hard of the mills it was

37:37

really brings the advice larger point

37:39

which is proton concept

37:41

the minimum reproach prevent i'm reproach nuts

37:44

and i will be a truckload ship will do

37:46

would you don't have but

37:49

also believes the pro not wrapped

37:51

there should be that's i'm going to go to say it that's

37:54

more cake

37:56

really do you have what i'm hearing

37:58

cake yep that's

38:01

because he wanted in there is and yeah i

38:03

can think of any other kicked it has us we

38:06

were

38:08

perfect right some are calling off my

38:10

got a german chocolate cake has because

38:13

you're right well depending on where you are with your country

38:15

rather so i was

38:17

inconclusive

38:19

agreed and yeah the not is superior to

38:21

chips and always

38:23

but if you can't get a not a truckload

38:25

sip has its place while

38:27

and i just i thank you i just

38:29

wanna i there

38:31

is essential past not right

38:33

left forward and the way forward talkative

38:35

as sometimes sometimes

38:37

sometimes food will probably have a cookie monster

38:39

now has to say he can be like i have cookies

38:42

it's like some

38:42

we have cookies and i'm saying sometimes you

38:45

can chip will do sometimes a triple

38:47

do here's the thing

38:48

that's what this shows for as any purpose get

38:50

a message out there and maybe someday many what

38:53

it does not but if you do think it could

38:55

it said that sometimes the tripled the the

38:57

you

38:58

i'm going how give everybody a

39:02

lot

39:08

granted

39:11

it on bananas

39:13

come in and it's john milton a

39:18

, was the bananas

39:22

, really as a group here

39:24

have strong feelings about foods their

39:27

babies love saga tim henman

39:29

ever since my take on these

39:31

bananas is it's a cool

39:33

a like a lot

39:35

if it's good if it's firing a

39:37

banana it's for ants is

39:39

consistent

39:41

every part of it tastes exactly the same yeah

39:43

that's cool i like them in sort of a jewel tone

39:45

area in between green yellow

39:47

light of at the beginning that's very

39:49

kind of a sophisticated palate for bananas yet

39:52

i'm an early adopter of the right time

39:54

to eat them and i just

39:56

can't seek the stealing that

40:00

these bananas are eating brown

40:02

faster than they used to every

40:05

banana that i encounter is a brown

40:07

it's like if like walk into friend's

40:10

apartment it's going to be spotted brown

40:13

in my apartment sure as hell gonna be

40:15

spotted and brown and the

40:17

transformation that a banana makes from

40:20

the yellow to brown is only the most disgusting

40:23

transformations in nature may bias

40:26

the only thing worse the tadpole

40:28

the frog a

40:31

, banana is so gross is that is

40:33

gross in in of the tube of the banana

40:35

radiates it turns your whole space

40:38

and to serve like a garbage

40:40

a place it's like via

40:43

brown banalities everything this banalities everything food that

40:45

we associate with the garbage can more than may

40:47

be any other like apart

40:49

from the skeletons like

40:51

a cartoon of a trash can get knocked over

40:53

is gonna be brahmin as for skeletons

40:56

popping out to think there was a time when people

40:58

were eating more fish and the bone

41:00

cancer share they get all the

41:02

way down to the bone but i do think that there's something

41:05

about garbage from cartoons

41:07

it's like a fish skeleton with it usually

41:10

the head is still there in the tail so there and then

41:12

just the bones the yeah like most people

41:14

there was a time in america where people were just like

41:16

what are we having for dinner overeat having a fish you

41:19

know where you can have a fish on a plate right

41:21

and with the head to tail yeah that we put

41:23

it in a garbage and let let a cartoon knock

41:25

it over later and usher yeah so

41:28

, i mean i

41:30

says can't see eye to eye really something

41:32

going on here i think there's some of there's i don't know if it's the

41:34

houses it's buildings houses the going into

41:36

and out of as a child if there were more hungry

41:38

child's mouth eating all these bananas the leading

41:41

get to the brown stage race but

41:43

i can't see

41:45

there's no way to outsmart

41:47

the bananas my i had a former roommate

41:49

who had put a full banana in the

41:51

freezer to mix movies out of later

41:54

it you seen a banana

41:57

gets into the freezer with it's skin

41:59

on yeah this is a new level

42:01

of discussed a some it's

42:03

as if the banana screaming yeah

42:06

you know in a way to skin shrivels

42:08

up turns full brown and know

42:10

now we're talking a consistent coats

42:13

and also if you wanna get the me

42:15

out of this thing the brown

42:17

and yellow have now fused than

42:19

the barriers broken now i mean something i would

42:21

just say to your friend of yours talk to them so

42:23

i don't know your relationship is i'd i

42:25

think if we're going to freeze bananas for smoothies

42:27

which is a great idea in a great way to make bananas last

42:30

you take the skin off before you put it in that freezer

42:32

i know they're really great move then you know

42:34

seal it with some kind of a we were force field

42:36

around the banana yeah i'm gonna go forward

42:38

bases so we were we were roommates and

42:40

so if i wanted to steal his bananas to make

42:42

smoothies out of i had to be the the banana

42:44

surgeon who was taking off that dumps

42:47

getting sloughing that stuff and i think that's

42:49

really dumb i think the fundamental problem with

42:51

bananas is if you get seven bananas

42:53

it's a week's worth of bananas but actually what

42:55

you have his day zero no

42:57

bananas because they're great they

43:00

one green bananas the

43:02

to maybe you're talking about milstein

43:05

level the and of from tough

43:08

not sweet a banana for a sophisticated

43:10

palate is then date three you have

43:13

all good banana yeah thought

43:15

colored years what else on that on that day you

43:17

have one day we have the didn't open

43:19

up your john banana and then day

43:21

for day for it's like

43:23

okay we better eat these bananas so

43:25

one of those bananas is saying

43:28

adios like i'm i'm ahead of these other

43:30

guys and i'm about to take them away by

43:32

day five you're like me easier to swedes

43:35

remo them they get so and spots on the know

43:37

if you're very thoughtful you're very conscientious

43:40

maybe you'll eat the bad banana first knowing

43:42

that the bananas that will remain are good

43:45

but that's just like i'm in this life for joy

43:47

you know i'm not trying to matter how these bears

43:49

and and eat them to get them out a way of idiom

43:52

yeah you know i'd rather yo lo as we

43:54

said once the i'd say go to my fruit

43:56

bowl i was by it every day you

43:59

say your say your when you walk by it everyday

44:01

the threats there's , lot of down nicely

44:03

think think

44:05

yeah i think you've come to agree with me that the been

44:07

as a and grown faster it's very bad and was

44:10

a bigger problems i agree that's my

44:12

breath down breath down

44:15

everybody for bananas getting brown

44:17

faster and it's haven't we should look into

44:21

that spin it again

44:26

it

44:29

had landed on inflate entertainment

44:33

he wasn't there are certain fear of the

44:35

rants about in flight

44:38

entertainment adding people are making like bad

44:40

decisions on airplanes

44:42

i'm not just once i get them like duct

44:44

tapes or it on the head of the coffee

44:46

pot the people are watching oscar

44:48

bait and oscar movies on airplanes

44:51

which is like a bad decision that's

44:54

just not an airplane movie annalisa

44:56

there are rules we live in a society

45:01

or has yet we're yet we're do the rarefied

45:03

a riot and as it sort of falls apart

45:05

around us we have to try to keep the little

45:07

semblance of

45:08

the order in place and that is what

45:10

makes something a good airplane movie but me fly

45:13

and i've pillow guideline together which is

45:16

first one is you have to scroll through the entire catalogue

45:18

that is in an airplane that is exactly right not

45:20

as the really says you like a to have aided

45:22

the a to z a that he started a new notice

45:24

the other the ama numbers whatever that

45:26

at some that the start sometimes at the and some

45:28

fantasy some money made up twenty one done

45:30

street some know how you know to do with the such

45:33

as a they said we understand that xy is

45:35

not a movie that certain seen some and they

45:37

don't know that sometimes they don't know that and sometimes

45:39

they do though it's really it depends on airline

45:41

depends on the your vm , and

45:44

murders had a big thing to do with the die it's a

45:46

whole thing whole catalog get the scroll

45:48

through at me up did then figure out step to

45:50

as figure out what movie you

45:52

would watch and that flight something

45:54

that you'll he would always go back to if it's on

45:56

tv you know when to be was happening

45:59

with cable and you could the channel and you

46:01

know i don't have that still exists or you could just turn

46:03

on a tv and then there's stuff playing on

46:06

by when you could do that and then like a movie would be

46:08

only like only idea of course them and watch the rest of national

46:10

treasure it's on on does he

46:12

pick a movie based on that what does him as he would

46:14

love to watch even though it's not like

46:16

on your list and then you have to

46:18

scroll through again alphabetized

46:21

and is there anything in that list that is

46:23

better the not moving that you

46:25

know and love i recently

46:28

watched the new spider man i hadn't

46:30

seen it but it was an airplane because it

46:32

seemed better to me then are

46:34

many other stuff that i already knew and love then

46:37

i also watch miss congeniality because

46:40

that's a classic been perfect in every way

46:42

it is also problematic but

46:44

here is it's from two thousand and five yeah

46:47

it is definitely has some things

46:49

that should not have happened in it but it's

46:51

a good movie

46:52

mickey geniality is now old enough

46:54

to get a driver's license over seventy think

46:56

about the don't outlet that even talk about enough

46:58

yeah some a thing about selling

47:01

it to watch either watch either you know and

47:03

love or something

47:04

that is better so i get another

47:06

they saw there was like that thing going around twitter that

47:09

was like two people in back to back seats watching

47:11

the different chris stewart movies one watching

47:13

trial and behind them they were watching

47:15

spencer the person who was watching spencer

47:18

made up the eiger that i got

47:20

is not an airplane movies on airplanes if you're

47:22

going to watch an oscar movies on

47:24

an airplane you were never gonna watch that

47:26

movie and that's not your movie you

47:28

sneeze and decides oh i'm not gonna watch this movie

47:31

i used to watch highlights i

47:34

was doing the full scroll it

47:36

is he and i

47:38

found that on on the flight back from

47:40

a dc to los angeles one of the options on

47:42

delta was a song called the

47:44

diary of anne frank

47:46

and i think that anyone who chooses

47:49

that on a plane should be put on some kind

47:51

of a list that because that is the choice

47:53

of an absolute maniac

47:56

it's a beautiful film the beautiful

47:59

exploration of the horrors people

48:01

visit on each other and that i never

48:03

child trying to

48:05

find a sense of self and grow up under

48:07

these horrible conditions not

48:09

a fucking plane movies not imagineers

48:11

it down on a plane new quick play on

48:13

sweet home alabama we and then

48:15

you look to your next neighbor and they're watching

48:18

the diary of anne frank that

48:20

is bananas

48:22

the in and sweet home alabama which

48:25

is a movie i did try to watch on this recent alliance

48:27

this brings me to another all about flight movies

48:29

you can stop them at any time material you

48:31

can stop them at any time and or know you

48:33

do not have to watch it all the way through i got

48:36

to appoint sweet home alabama where she outs her

48:38

childhood friend at a gay bar and i said i'm

48:40

not an airplane movie anymore turn it off

48:43

turn on we begin to go

48:45

on tour stocks in

48:47

austin of allah says serve and

48:49

volley as a in boston and andy

48:52

name party name com joel a

48:54

joel portland portland fold portland

48:56

portland on is and episode cooked a

49:00

, between were were grand about were done about

49:02

episode of us in a were portland

49:05

the portland if you well crooked dot com

49:07

ford slash events show the

49:10

jenny audience audience miss congeniality

49:12

pretty good airplane movie up or

49:15

show episode in

49:22

they

49:26

landed on cars

49:30

prime time off fly in and a

49:33

, brian it seems as though your rent is about cars

49:35

suck a lot of found no no

49:38

please insert a sound effect of a horrible

49:40

vehicular incidences of

49:42

the synthesis people visited his while driving

49:45

just aren't mistake number one ice

49:48

and for fifteen years my life blissfully unaware

49:50

of how i would die and then i turned sixteen

49:52

and i immediately knew immediately will die in a car

49:54

and i will be the driver will be not know my

49:57

rights my last by that joke i do not

49:59

know which card on drugs the thing in the sign in

50:01

the pacific ocean

50:02

it did take me three times to quit my job

50:04

is has and i do not get better would better tightened

50:07

they took pity on me yeah and then i got my junior

50:09

license and the next week i got a ticket for driving

50:11

the wrong way down way one way they still

50:14

gave me a full license which is

50:16

a license to kill definitely

50:18

roundabout good idea

50:20

who that you were going to like they were you come into a circle

50:22

you're driving it straight straight straight and it's not

50:25

is it means twenty seven seen what are the damn rules

50:27

i adore around outs and i

50:29

close my eyes and i your eyebrows you were in

50:31

straight and then when i live in a know

50:34

and that don't that anything but an act the close

50:36

my eyes at home about the roundabout nice and all day there's

50:38

another get off but

50:40

i'm pretty good without a driving but i think i'll ever wondered

50:42

about a driving nice you on the highway not

50:44

you put in particular you the general people one

50:47

hundred you texting

50:48

i see you on tik tok yeah and i see you with

50:50

your flasks and i see you with your joints

50:52

why did i see you eating your breakfast and

50:54

applying your makeup and getting and receiving

50:56

road had to pull over how

50:59

get the to a nunnery we're not

51:01

and of a

51:04

or we

51:08

done and i how

51:11

i as

51:14

a be on

51:17

the a in the of

51:20

a and

51:22

i ,

51:24

i were ,

51:27

is in it

51:29

is a on

51:31

a in a on the

51:38

i a a in

51:40

is the one of is

51:45

to then

51:47

my favorite pizza colors on time democratic

51:51

yeah it'll be way better than

51:53

your heart your current your

51:55

car

51:56

the hurt by where do you cry got a coward

51:58

you trying to cap

52:02

kyle kyle's or centers years has he has

52:04

never tried yeah well that streak

52:06

alter i think it's cool that's cool

52:08

think your bus drivers think your ferryman

52:10

they're joining in your pilot spare

52:12

you see the room get around los angeles on stereo

52:14

crawlies we should bring the trial is not yet

52:17

to to do too

52:19

any of that if you see me a poll over

52:21

rape and come over babes obviously

52:24

this is one funnier brian

52:26

etta you are terrible driver and it's really dangerous

52:28

that you drive had answered stopped answered government sanctions

52:30

that

52:31

yeah they shouldn't know brother

52:42

he did landed on the feeling you get

52:44

late at night maybe after having a little

52:46

bit of weed that everything you've ever said

52:49

is embarrassing and buffoonish is

52:51

, suggested by me i

52:53

hate the ceiling when you're lying when you're late at

52:55

night maybe of have a little bit of weed and all the sudden

52:58

you think everything you've ever said or done

53:00

is embarrassing every single

53:02

thing you've ever said or done

53:04

is embarrassing every photo you've taken

53:07

every sentence you uttered every moment

53:09

you are proud of in fact you

53:11

look ridiculous every conversation

53:14

conversation go as well as you thought every time you

53:16

are engaged in some kind of a discourse with a person

53:19

who may have been involved in their own thing

53:21

and having their own day that has nothing to do with

53:23

you and yet because it didn't go the way

53:25

you thought you assume it's something you did

53:27

and you carried around for years or the

53:29

things that happened when you are like three or four

53:31

years old at are like five years

53:33

old or six year old are you just learning what words

53:35

meant or even that how to use them as that hurt people's

53:37

feelings and maybe said something wrong to

53:40

an adult because you're trying to seem like

53:42

you knew what you were talking about and it didn't go

53:44

well and and somebody told you you said the wrong things

53:46

and you carry that around for thirty five years

53:49

do you have a little bit of an edible

53:52

and he comes back to you the

53:54

hate that then

53:57

you try to tell somebody you feel this way and is

53:59

i like oh everybody imposter syndrome but

54:01

what if i really am what

54:03

have i am a real actual fraud

54:05

and imposter like sure which i am sure

54:07

there been moments where mullah is like

54:10

am i really making a difference or like gratitude

54:12

burgers like maybe this isn't worth it

54:14

or maybe i'm full of shit you know

54:16

that's not right for them that's imposter

54:19

syndrome for them

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54:42

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54:47

one year old mom i was very

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played i video games that any seriousness

54:53

seems like the super mario and paper boy

54:56

days of my youth anyway

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in my dream also i would like

55:00

looking at the you to tell you the story because he

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my subconscious you are about

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these kids up and the and few hang out and

55:59

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56:01

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