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a short straightaway to push from zero to

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74 on the first vertical speedway. And what

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about the rollback? Rollback will set you up

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your tickets at cedarpoint.com. I

0:31

often think about that dude who got

0:34

the tampon off the street, the Tiger

0:36

Woods tampon. Oh, I forgot

0:38

about this. From the documentary,

0:40

but Tiger Woods was having

0:44

an affair in a car, took

0:46

out the tampon that he was having

0:48

with the lady he was having sex

0:50

with, and then a paparazzi then collected

0:52

that tampon. That was of a different, even that,

0:54

because that wasn't that long ago, but like now you hear

0:56

it and it's like, oh boy. But in the 90s, it's

0:59

like, I got him. Well,

1:09

hello. Hi. Hi. Hey, I'm

1:12

Langston Kerman filling in for John

1:15

Lovitz, I'm told is his name.

1:17

I'm here with producer Kendra, writers

1:19

Hallie and Lazarus, and let's get

1:21

into it. What a weekday. Donald

1:23

Trump and president Biden, two guys

1:26

who I respect a lot are

1:28

all but locked in as the

1:30

party's nominees. But one big question

1:32

remains, who will Trump pick as

1:35

his running mate? And look, how

1:37

funny would it be if Donald

1:39

Trump picks Mike Pence for one

1:41

more run? He's

1:43

just like, Mike, you powdered donut homophobe. You

1:46

had such a good time the last

1:48

go round. Come hang with me again. You

1:51

know, what really scares me is that Trump

1:53

plays by so few rules that he might

1:56

elect ass and titties as his running mate.

1:59

I don't know if I'm. strong enough to vote against

2:01

ass and titties. I'm

2:03

a big fan. While

2:05

Trump hasn't necessarily locked in

2:07

his shortlist, his campaign has

2:10

requested documents from at least

2:12

eight contenders. Eight contenders, each

2:14

one more oddly shaped than

2:16

the next. And I

2:18

know we're not supposed to fat shame anymore,

2:20

but that's the beauty of the current Republican

2:22

Party. They're not all obese. Some of them

2:25

are just built like a poorly folded fitted

2:27

sheet. Just a

2:29

tight little mess sitting at the bottom of a

2:31

drawer. Four of

2:33

those potential picks are senators,

2:36

Florida's Marco Rubio, Ohio's JD

2:38

Vance, Arkin Sauces, Tom

2:40

Cotton, and South Carolina's Tim

2:42

Scott. A real who's who

2:44

of guys currently missing the

2:46

urinal in the Capitol men's

2:48

room. Marco Rubio is

2:51

the lead singer. JD Vance is the

2:53

shy one. Tom Cotton is the bad

2:55

boy, and Tim Scott is the one

2:57

who got stuck halfway while trying to

2:59

anamorph into a capybaron. The

3:02

other four are North Dakota

3:05

Governor Doug Burgum, New York

3:07

Congresswoman, Elise Stefanik, Florida Congressman,

3:10

Byron Donalds, and former HUD

3:13

Secretary Ben Carson. Byron Donalds,

3:16

Byron Donalds, we're all big fans, I

3:18

assume. Cute, from way back. I'm a

3:20

stan. Yeah. You're

3:22

familiar with his early work. Byron

3:24

Donalds thinks he might become Vice

3:26

President and good for him, but

3:28

Trump is probably going to nominate

3:30

him for Secretary of Bringing My

3:33

Car Around. It's gotta

3:35

feel pretty good though, being the only

3:37

woman in consideration, right? I bet Elise

3:39

Stefanik is sitting at home saying, God,

3:42

I hope I don't have

3:44

my period while I'm meeting with him because Trump

3:46

is gonna say he can smell it. That's

3:50

my favorite joke. Trump has reportedly

3:52

been talking a lot about Rubio, Vance,

3:54

and Burgum over the past few weeks,

3:56

and sure, it's mostly in the context

3:59

of the U.S. of who would be

4:01

the most fun to hunt through the Florida

4:03

swamps from a helicopter, but still exciting.

4:05

Do you guys have a favorite? Who

4:09

of these nightmares is your

4:11

favorite nightmare? I'm on the

4:13

Doug Burgum hive. Doug Burgum.

4:16

And why is that? You just think he's so nothing. He's just

4:18

like a drawing of a white man. He's

4:22

a man who is only eyebrows. There's

4:24

nothing else. I don't know anything he's

4:26

ever said or done. And then you just feel better because

4:28

if you knew, you know it's not good. Definitely not. Yeah.

4:31

I didn't know that Ben Carson was like

4:33

back. Yeah, Ben Carson's back. And

4:35

do we think so. It's between

4:38

him and Tim Scott. Who's most likely to

4:40

die this time? Because remember, we did lose

4:42

Herman Cain around this time. We did lose

4:44

Herman Cain. And we do want to take

4:47

a minute to recognize all of Herman Cain's

4:49

contributions, pizza and the

4:51

rest. But

4:53

yeah, I do worry a little bit about Ben

4:55

Carson in this. Yeah, I was going to say

4:58

Ben Carson. Just because Tim Scott, he just entered

5:00

the pantheon of weirdos. I expect more to see

5:02

him more. But I guess I'm treating this like

5:04

it is a reality show. It's like we can't

5:06

die. I've only just found out about him. Herman

5:08

Cain died of COVID. COVID. And

5:11

then remember his Twitter account kept tweeting as if

5:13

it was still him. I forgot about that. And

5:15

he was tweeting about how COVID wasn't real. It

5:18

was all like horrible pandemic lies. Oh man,

5:20

that's a funny way. And he got

5:22

COVID after going to that Trump rally. Yeah, that's

5:24

right. He died from going to support Donald

5:26

Trump. I think it's going to be at

5:28

least a phonic. I'm putting money on it

5:30

now as the only woman. Because

5:33

I feel like she has proven herself. She

5:35

had the hearings or basically she got

5:37

those college presidents to quit. And

5:40

I think that was like a show of power that Trump

5:42

would like. But I did kind of

5:44

want it to be Christine Noem before she shot her

5:47

dog. But I'm like, to me, if that hadn't got

5:49

picked up by us or the news cycle, I think

5:51

Trump would have been like, well, you know, the dog

5:53

probably sucked. I think he's someone who's like, I wouldn't

5:55

do it. But I'm sure that she had a reason.

5:57

It probably was a bad dog. So if I'm hearing.

6:00

you correctly, you admit you're part of the problem. Oh,

6:02

100%. OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

6:04

I want to be clear. Yeah, it's a takeaway. It's

6:06

interesting to you that, not interesting, but Nikki

6:09

Haley's name isn't in there at all, which,

6:12

when a woman, I would go for the smartest

6:14

one. But she started to criticize him towards the end.

6:17

She actually said negative things about him, and I think

6:19

Trump is too, his ego is too delicate. Yeah. I

6:21

think it's also, I think for like Tim Scott, where

6:23

it's like, who are the people

6:25

that love you that you're giving to Trump? It's

6:27

like, Tim Scott, certainly not the worst name on

6:29

the list, but I'm like, how many people are

6:31

like, I am moved by Tim Scott's endorsement. Well,

6:33

I think Tim Scott is the worst name on

6:35

the list, I think. And so is he your pick?

6:38

Who do you think he'll pick? Who

6:40

do I think he will pick? Well, you both.

6:42

Yeah, which one should he, and which one do you think he will?

6:44

I think it would be hilarious if he picks

6:46

Ben Carson. Only the hands are gifted, not the

6:48

rest of them. I

6:51

think what a funny pair, just

6:53

standing next to each other, one

6:56

more confused than the next. Remember

6:58

that debate in 2016, where they called Ben Carson's

7:00

name and he doesn't come out? Oh, no. It's

7:03

been like standing like that. He's

7:05

just. He didn't know. He didn't know

7:07

what to do. And that was relatable. I saw him

7:09

like, I'd do that. They would absolutely be like, oh, sorry.

7:12

The idea that Ben Carson would get

7:14

left behind in the motorcade, you know

7:16

what I mean? He gets locked in the

7:18

Air Force One overnight. Like nobody knew that he was

7:21

in there. They just get stuck in the bathroom, and

7:23

they leave him in there. Because what the fuck? We don't

7:25

need him. He's not an

7:27

essential player in any of this.

7:29

Yeah, I'm a big Ben Carson

7:32

for vice president supporter. We're just going to

7:34

clip that out. I'm

7:37

a big Ben Carson guy. That

7:39

said, I assume he'll pick a more

7:41

reasonable choice who I know less about,

7:44

but also probably is more actually vile

7:47

and less cartoonish. Yeah.

7:50

I can't really picture him choosing a woman.

7:53

No, and that's fair. I don't think he's

7:55

equal. She proved her worth to

7:57

him because she is also a vicious, horrible

7:59

person. Week,

40:00

New York Magazine did a deep

40:02

dive into Mark Robinson. That's

40:05

right, Jackie Robinson's grandson.

40:08

The Republican candidate for governor in North

40:11

Carolina. This is what he looks like.

40:13

Look at him. Oh, oh,

40:15

handsome and still. Well he has the Trump suit already. Like

40:17

that's like someone said, hey, by the way, you're wearing Trump

40:20

suit. That does look like a Halloween costume. Yeah. Yeah.

40:23

It's a very TD Jakes dressing up

40:25

as Trump, I think would be the

40:28

angle I'd go with. We're talking about

40:30

Mark Robinson or as every black person

40:32

calls him, here go this fool. He's

40:36

a furniture upholsterer by day,

40:38

by trade. And Robinson rose

40:40

to fame after delivering

40:42

a pro-gun rant at a Greensboro

40:45

City Council meeting, which went viral

40:47

on conservative Facebook and led to

40:49

a Fox and Friends appearance. How

40:52

pro-gun do you have to be

40:54

to go viral

40:56

at a Greensboro

40:58

Council meeting? I

41:01

think they're all pretty pro-gun around there.

41:05

He really was pro-gun. He's

41:07

like, no, we should fuck him. Yeah.

41:10

The good context around this is that

41:12

it was specifically him

41:14

being pro-gun post the school

41:17

shooting in Florida. And

41:19

he was really, really upset because they were

41:22

obviously talking once again about banning assault rifles.

41:24

And he was like, why would

41:26

they punish me? And so, yeah,

41:28

he took himself to the whatever town council

41:30

meeting. Well, he sounds like a cool guy.

41:32

Yeah, I know. It's great to be engaged

41:34

in your community. So it's great

41:36

to be active. He's

41:39

involved, he's around town, he's shaking hands. He's

41:42

making his voice heard. And of

41:44

course, the question is how bad of a

41:46

furniture upholsterer do you have to be to

41:48

need guns that much? The

41:51

NRA made Robinson a spokesman and subsequently

41:53

featured his rent in a commercial. Now

41:55

I'm not calling him a sellout, but

41:57

a- about

50:01

who poop in the top of the

50:03

toilet. The tank? The tank. The tank

50:05

of the toilet. And then when you

50:07

flush, it continues to flush shit over

50:10

and over and over again. And it

50:12

is referred to as upper decking. I'm

50:14

sorry, who? What? So I remember my

50:16

brothers, he lived in a house in

50:18

college. And one

50:20

of my brothers is not white. And so he didn't

50:22

do this. And I do think that is, there's some

50:24

truth to what you're saying, two of his white roommates,

50:26

they were in a fight. And so one of them

50:28

took a shit in the upper deck of the toilet.

50:31

The thing is, it was all collectively everyone's toilet. The

50:33

toilet is not an individual, the person. So then it

50:35

basically just runs shitty water through the whole toilet system

50:37

until you go and you have to take the water

50:39

and clean it. You're nasty. I

50:41

know. I have never heard of this. This is like

50:43

every time it comes up, white people don't wash their

50:45

legs. It was the first time I'm like, well, I

50:48

haven't been doing that. We

50:50

are disgusting. I'm sorry. Is this a class

50:52

thing? Is it a

50:54

class thing? No, that was like a college thing. I think it's

50:56

a college fraternity. A funny

50:58

prank where everyone's blackout drunk. It's

51:00

a very Johnny Knoxville class. Yeah,

51:03

jumping off the garage or something. OK.

51:07

Yeah. I've never done it. Congratulations.

51:09

Thank you. Yet,

51:12

Lazarus. Oh my god. I

51:15

love how devastated you are by this

51:17

revelation. Even just knowing that it did

51:19

happen somewhere, I do think of it

51:21

pretty fondly, but frequently. Here's

51:24

all I ask. Google it. Yeah.

51:26

Make sure you Google it and press

51:28

image as soon as a single movie.

51:31

You've seen Pooh right here. You've got

51:33

the idea. You've seen a toilet. There's

51:35

also the Jim Crow law that restaurants

51:38

can refuse to serve black patrons, which

51:41

that's sort of where I think I draw

51:43

the line. I simply don't want to live

51:45

in a country where I can't eat at

51:47

a white-owned sushi restaurant. I've

51:49

got to have some white tie, you know, interracial

51:53

marriage being illegal. And I don't

51:55

know how Mark Robinson is going

51:57

to ever find his second white

51:59

wife. Jimmie Thomas, if he bans

52:02

interracial marriage, they're all doing it,

52:04

they all get a second white wife, why would you turn

52:06

that down? And then separate seating

52:08

in movie theaters with black people relegated

52:10

to the balcony, and who doesn't want

52:12

a black version of those two old

52:15

men from the Muppets? Just

52:18

Curtis and Black Waldorf. Jim

52:21

Henson got real lazy with Black Waldorf.

52:25

He's like, I don't know, he's Waldorf but black. Separate

52:27

telephone booths, and listen, if you're still

52:29

using a telephone booth, I've got news

52:31

for you, it's all yours. There's

52:35

no racial divide there, just

52:37

one person. Oh,

52:43

and in North Carolina specifically,

52:45

different textbooks for white and

52:47

black students. And here's my

52:49

problem with these bring Jim

52:51

Crow back guys, it's that

52:53

they keep imagining this really

52:55

classy version of Jim

52:57

Crow, it's almost like a refined.

53:00

Like Mad Men. Yeah, it's like

53:02

a refined James Crow, where he's

53:04

politely poisoning the water supply, and

53:07

wearing a monocle made out of a miracle

53:09

whip lid. It's not

53:11

classy, it was hateful and

53:13

very aggressively managed. It's

53:16

sort of like how on TikTok,

53:19

there's a tradwife content where it's white

53:21

women fantasizing about being a 50s housewife,

53:23

and it's like, well sure, except for

53:25

the insane level of domestic

53:27

abuse and sexual assault that is all brushed

53:30

under history. And it's

53:32

like, oh, that never existed. Like

53:35

you're dreaming of a past that can't happen

53:37

because when it did happen, it was way

53:39

worse than you're willing to acknowledge. That lady

53:41

didn't have dinner ready by five o'clock because

53:43

she wasn't afraid. Yes. You know what I

53:45

mean? Like she got it done because she

53:47

thought she would get hit if she didn't.

53:49

I always remember, I say this all the

53:51

time because it really like shook me, but

53:53

I remember in college this, somebody

53:56

was like, oh, their grandma had like 12 kids.

53:58

And they were like, grandma. Why do you have so many

54:01

kids? And their grandmother goes, because

54:03

I was afraid of God. And that's the thing,

54:05

that's why people are like that. It's like, do

54:07

you think I had it because I was having

54:09

fun? I thought I

54:11

had to, what are you talking about? So

54:13

this is sort of like, no, no, you

54:15

had to do this. This is not something

54:17

you're opting into. I was terrified of contraception

54:19

and I was scared that my husband would

54:21

leave me with nothing. So

54:23

yeah, I kept pushing out his

54:25

giant, weird babies. Yeah, it's the

54:27

same thing where it's like, whatever

54:29

he's imagining, wow, when he's laying

54:31

on those train tracks, ooh, he's

54:33

having a string. Ooh, you know,

54:35

just like imagining it. Ooh, these

54:37

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58:02

Oh, shit. Here we go again. The

58:05

truth is out here. First

58:08

off, Alex Jones, you guys have

58:11

had a bunch. He's

58:13

always on these crooked shows. Alex

58:16

Jones is looking to liquefy his assets

58:19

to pay his legal debt to Sandy

58:21

Hook families after a judge found him

58:23

guilty of defaming them for years. Alex

58:25

Jones looks like he hasn't had liquid

58:28

in several years. So this would be

58:30

good for him, I think. Do you guys do

58:32

you have any hope that

58:34

there's going to be like real repercussions

58:36

for Alex Jones? No.

58:40

It seems like this is going to be that weird. Like

58:43

I I I'm a

58:45

I once listened to If I Did It by O.J.

58:47

Simpson. I don't know if anybody else has had the

58:50

pleasure. But the audio

58:52

book begins with an hour preface

58:55

from Ron Goldman's sister because

58:58

they took the rights of

59:00

the book after

59:02

the civil trial when they won the

59:04

civil trial because he declared bankruptcy. Oh,

59:07

and there was no money to be

59:09

had. And so like it's an hour

59:11

of her crying not only over her

59:13

dead brother, but over the fact that

59:16

people now like berate them on the

59:18

street, accusing them of trying to capitalize

59:20

off of their dead siblings,

59:23

like name. And so

59:25

like that's the level of

59:27

like money I feel like these Sandy

59:29

Hook families are are going to get

59:31

is just like cartoonish. Yeah,

59:33

there's no way. Yeah. Be

59:36

cool if every episode of Info War just started with a

59:38

different Sandy Hook parent calling him a piece of shit for

59:40

20 minutes and then it goes into the episode. That might

59:42

be close to closer to

59:44

not justice, but like there's something to that versus like

59:47

his argument is basically that he needs to stay on

59:49

the air so that he could get them more money.

59:52

It's like, yeah, but what you're going to say

59:54

more stuff on the air like what every episode

59:56

is a new opportunity for you to do something

59:58

horrible. Yeah, you haven't. learned your

1:00:00

lesson. This isn't Scrooge being

1:00:03

like, hey boy, what day is it?

1:00:05

At the end of the fucking movie.

1:00:07

You know what I mean? He also

1:00:09

is going to have to sell all

1:00:11

his shares in muscle milk, unfortunately, to

1:00:13

cover his room at the Howard Johnson's

1:00:15

where he's been sleeping. On

1:00:18

Friday's episode of Info Wars, Johns tried

1:00:20

to argue that staying on air to

1:00:22

sell products would allow him to pay

1:00:24

for his debt, which he blamed on

1:00:27

the FBI, the CIA, and

1:00:29

of course, which one, which party, the

1:00:31

queers. Oh, the Democratic Democratic Party. Oh

1:00:33

yeah, same thing. That's

1:00:35

why the Info Wars, that's why

1:00:37

Info Wars is proud to present

1:00:39

QAnon VC. A

1:00:42

judge will decide Friday if free

1:00:44

speech systems, the company that owns

1:00:46

Info Wars will be liquidated. However,

1:00:49

even if it is, Jones still falls

1:00:51

far short of the over $1.4 billion.

1:00:56

He owes Sandy Hook families, which has

1:00:58

me wondering how he plans to make

1:01:00

up for the deficit. If you

1:01:02

ask me, he should set up an

1:01:04

OnlyFans, right? Which

1:01:06

he'll promise to shut down for $1.4

1:01:09

billion. Alex,

1:01:11

we're begging you stop showing

1:01:13

us your body. It's horrible.

1:01:16

We hate it. According

1:01:19

to the Washington Post, Christian

1:01:21

influencers have inundated social

1:01:23

media with videos accusing the

1:01:25

divine nine, nine black sororities

1:01:27

and fraternities of being demonic,

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anti-Christian organizations. Are any of

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you members of the divine

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nine? No.

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I actually purposefully chose Oberlin

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College because you're a nerd.

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No, because sororities and

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fraternities are banned from campus. Wow.

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And I did not want that after three

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years at a boarding school. Do you

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have frats on your? No, I went to Vassar

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and same thing. No pre-glove. I went to Notre Dame

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and the whole thing is a fraternity. So we didn't

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need. My mom and my cousin are pledged.

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I don't know if they're pledged to this. I know my cousin's an AKA, but

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I don't know what my mom was, but I know

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she pledged after Smith. Wow. Yeah,

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I took a tour of Oberlin

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and I was like, I gotta get outta here.

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Oh, they got me. They showed me an ice rink

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that wasn't filled with ice and they said, we'll

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fill it for the winter. And that was a

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blatant lie. That's how they got me. Yeah, no.

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Just a Kindred trap. Yeah,

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damn. I was walking around and there

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were like eight people anywhere

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and I was like, oh, this seems like a nightmare.

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If I don't find one pretty girl

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on campus, I'm just in hell for

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four years. But

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no, I didn't pledge either. I

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have no affiliation. So let's talk

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shit. Influencers have even claimed

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to have overheard several students speaking

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black words. It's your primitive and

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wet yet. It's your primitive

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and wet yet. And I swear

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to God that timing will work out perfectly

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in the post. Oh yeah, absolutely. However,

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based on the post article, most

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of the pagan elements described seem

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like your usual corny Greek

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life specifics, like making a lifelong

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vow to your sorority or kneeling

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in front of a candlelit altar

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during rush. That's all, that's

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classic. To me when they were talking about it, I was

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like, isn't that just what, I didn't

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pledge, but it's like, we had to do

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all this stuff. I'm like, I think that's just

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like being 18 and they're trying to scare

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you. Yeah, well that's, and also the thing about

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pledging black sorority or black fraternity is you

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actually are specifically not allowed to talk about what

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the pledging process is like. It's very different

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from Bama Rush where everything is out in

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the open. They don't want you talking about

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this shit. Yeah, it's a complete secret. And

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in fact, the few times

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that it does get out, it turns

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into like weird controversies. Oh, yeah, okay.

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It's super taboo to know what's actually happening

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behind closed doors. Interesting. Yeah, one of the

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things from the article that really shocked me

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was one girl, was a

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counting part of her pledging. And she said

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they were pouring ice water over her head

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while also holding a taser to her nose.

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Damn. Which was some shit I really thought

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was only going down in white sororities and

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fraternities. I mean, Trump's speech where he goes to the script. Yeah.

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I once, in

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college, was chilling in our,

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like, hall. And

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one of my friends came back, and

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he was pledging at a white fraternity.

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And he came back, it's dead of

1:04:29

winter in Michigan. He came back completely

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shirtless, covered in egg and baby powder.

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And he was like, hey, what's up,

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man? I was like, ah, crazy night.

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And like, yeah, that's the devil for

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sure. But like, that's

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not devil worship. It's just of the

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devil. Yeah. No, I think that's a good way

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to put it. Yeah, for sure. It's

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not good Christian behavior, but they're

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having fun. Yeah. It's good

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clean demonic behavior. Yeah, that's good. That's

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good fair trade devil.

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You know what I mean? Absolutely. Grass

1:05:02

fed devil behavior. Yeah, midwestern devil behavior.

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Bump to table devil. One

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influencer said God sent her a series

1:05:11

of dreams in which she was attacked

1:05:13

by demons and spirits, after which she

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decided to go public with her concerns

1:05:18

about the Divine Nine. And that's why

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I'm going public about the dream I

1:05:22

had, where I got in a fight

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with Terry Crews, and none of my

1:05:27

punches worked. The devil is making my

1:05:29

punches soft against that buff sellout. NBC

1:05:34

broke the story that operatives from

1:05:36

a GOP funded firm in Colorado

1:05:39

helped get Cornel West on the

1:05:41

presidential ballot in North Carolina in

1:05:43

hopes of siphoning votes away from

1:05:45

Biden. And what they didn't know

1:05:48

is that Cornel West will not

1:05:50

win in the black community because

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we don't vote for dudes whose

1:05:54

suit you can smell through the

1:05:57

photo. He's a

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stinky looking.