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to believe that German chocolate cake was

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invented in Texas. I

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know. Hellman's plant-based mayo

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the wildest ever heard of my life. If I'm

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reading this correctly, let's

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play a quick game. It's called, it's

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called Guess the Race. What

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are you picking up here? Okay,

1:10

welcome back to macrodosing. It's

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a special 4th of July

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week macrodosing. We

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are out of the office right now, but we recorded

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some voicemails for you guys. So, it's July 2nd right

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now as you're hearing this. Hope everyone's having a safe

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week. Be safe, have fun,

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enjoy the 4th. I think

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Homer Simpson put it best when he said, what better

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way to celebrate our nation's independence than

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blowing up a small chunk of it? Get

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some good fireworks. You guys fireworks, guys? What

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does that mean? Oh, yeah. Do you

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like, do you enjoy setting off fireworks? Yeah,

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of course. Hell yeah. Those people that

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don't? Yeah, some people aren't fireworks people. I

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do the most. I go to those little like stands.

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I begin like two, three racks worth of shit though. I

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do it up. I love fireworks.

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One of the sneaky, most expensive things that

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you don't think is going to cost a

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lot of money.