"Billy released his shit over a parked car. The greasy missile found its mark and slid down the windshield. That bird had no class."

"Of Crows and Corn", written by Sarah Hausman and narrated by Duncan Stripp, was inspired by the keywords "Halloween", "common" and "missile".

Can you take three random words and craft them into a story of 500 words or fewer? Take the Mash Challenge at http://mashstories.com.